What happened to the last thread?

>>27288865
Fuck I forgot to put the mulp wiki thing on the OP
My bad.
http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Prison

>>27288874
I still have the tab open
For some reason a mod deleted it
https://gyazo.com/094b4189cd1e60a20cbcfd1e12ad1948
Why? Hell if I know. Maybe they are getting bored and deleting stuff.

I think we getting banished from /mlp/
If that is true we can either merge with AiE or transfer to /trash/ with the scum.

>>27288885
But why? We are pony related, for pitty's sake the name is pone prison.
Let's just think it was a mod's mistake and move on.

>>27288892
And fat ponies are canon. Let's just hope we don't wind up like them.
I mean, they're doing alright over there, posting all the porn and anthro they want, but still.

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>>27288904
We are not going there

Okay guys, I am hella drunk right now. I can't write for shit. I PROMISE I'll have green tomorrow.

>>27289055
Me too
After work of course

Stay alive.

Ive got a idea to make this thread less bumptastic and its pretty damn simple. I'll start us off with a topic for discussion, and from there every time someone bumps the thread they must add something to the conversation or if they don't like the current topic they can attempt to change it by posting what they'd prefer to talk about. This way we can avoid being a bump general.

My chosen topic: what is it you love most about /prison/ green? E.g., is it the cuddles? Lewd? Character building and interactions? Anon being a tough cunt? The innocent ponies?
Or for a different topic how about what brought you to this thread?

>>27290201
I like the contrast between our regular humanon and tiny innocent pastel horses.
>Anon scrapes himself on a nail sticking out of his oversized, by pony standards, bed
>asks to be escorted to infirmary
>guard sees blood and immediately faints
>more guards come to check on their colleague
>they see unconscious guard, Anon E. Mouse, and blood
>guards freak out - run away, sound the alarm, staring at the enveloping chaos, knitting nonexistent sweater
>panic spreads across the prison like a wildfire and soon the entire prison scales the walls
>in the midst of all the chaos stands our Anon, wondering where everyone is going
>"Must be some pony stuff." - he thinks while looking for the infirmary

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>>27290201
I like it for pretty much all the reasons you gave.
I love reading about Anon underplaying things that make ponies panic, and their reactions to him when he does.
The fact that even though Anon by default becomes the toughest and maybe even the most dangerous person in Equestria, he is almost always an unfailing nice guy who can't stand seeing ponies sad or scared.
And among all the other threads, no one makes greens with ponies being as cavity-inducing adorable as this one.

Can't even remember how I came upon this thread. It might have been mentioned in another thread or I just stumbled upon it, but I'm glad it happened.

>>27294031

>>27290201
I found my way here because of procrastination
>>27292961
Like this Anon says, I like to see what common place "dangers" anon has to deal with and how the ponies react

>>27290201
Like >>27290473 said, I enjoy it for the contrast of regular human vs. soft cuddly ponies. A lot of green you get in AiE has Anon being punched in the gut once and falling over like he just got shot, and it's nice to see the opposite.

>>27290201
Do the topics have to be /prison/ related? Could they just be anything pony?
Also here's a different topic if anyone wants it, why do you think canon characters are so rarely used in pone prison?

>>27297056
Well, this is a /prison/ thread.

Also I don't know why not.

>>27297056
I'd love to see more canon characters in prison. Thing is, you'd have to think of a reason to get them there, and that's tough to do.

Reminds me of that story with Anon and the CMC that promised to be super adorable.
Then writefag got kill.

>>27297056
I've thought about including canon characters, in fact every time one of them gets mentioned I was originally planning to do something with them I still might

But I don't like writing canon characters because you have to write them as they've already been defined, but an OC you can just make off the top of your head and they work as a blank slate. It makes them easier to write because their personalities can be made and tailored along the way to suit whatever needs you have of them. It's a pretty lazy reason but fuk u

I just want you guys to know how sad it is to see a thread procrastinate, I liked the dark souls ,the Star wars and eblven a couple CYOA'S when they were still around, but such procrastination tends to bring bad stuff.

First they start to circlejerk when the number of lurkers starts to fade, then the writers lost it and start it with the "I have no drive to continue guys cheer me up please :^( "

Please never change faggots I love this thread for that level of cuteness that brights deep in my shitty days
Everything comes to an end famu, no matter how bright the flame it will always die eventually in the cold

>>27298493
So you want us to die now or just go back to posting "bump" forever?

>>27298572
Let me answer it like this

Bump

>>27298572
I want it to die
Before it changes to worse
See it as a hiatus friend, thus thread can always cone back.

Please just stop bumping, let the flame die so future crops grow in the ashes

If the thread does die, you're all welcome to come hang out and writefag in AiE

>>27290201
Ever since Mythd's green, I had a huge cuddle thing for ponies now.
The innocent ponies could be too, is a good change between some normal greens here in /mlp/

And I was since the beginning, so nothing brought me here.
But well, I might say Mythd and two other writefags gave me the strenght to start writefagging

Speaking of writing, I worked today with my father 9 hours, so i'm exhausted
I promise tomorrow green

...Also, to that Anon posting Nightly's face in the "This says you're gay" pic, top kek.

>>27300313
That's just the proto-human part of your mind insisting change is bad because safety lies in stability and familiarity. Sadly that suck balls, so change all the way I say, evolution of a concept is natural, even if it evolves into shit.

No green general bump

>>27301722
As if we are the only general who doesnt get green often

Have some bump green
>Anon gets send to jail
>because he is a human it's a non-pony prison
>it's a normal (by human standards) prison
>nothing special happens
>Anon gets out of prison after his sentence is over
The end

>Be Anon in Equestria.
>You have learned something new today.
>It turns out ponies can only open doors from the outside.
>They just don't seem to understand how to open a door from inside, and keep getting trapped in your house.
>Rarity woke you up with her cries of distress from being "trapped"
>You are not sure exactly what she was doing in your house so early in the morning

>Rainbow dash buzzes around the room banging at the windows
>Twilight just teleports out
>Fluttershy gives up and sits down quietly in the corner
>Applejack bangs on the door
>Lyra rubs her horn on Anon's stuff while she waits for him to let her out
>Pinkie Pie sets up for a "Hooray I'm Free!" party while she waits to be let out
>Celestia climbs out the window

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>>27303554
>Pinkie Pie sets up for a "Hooray I'm Free!" party while she waits to be let out
Top lel.

>>27300670
Don't forget!

>Children fighting terrorists. Everything is going fine until Nightly Veil gets captured while trying to impress Buttercream. Tactic Star, Anon and Shorty go on an adventure to save him. Buttercream and Crystal Blossom have been following them.

Also, Red Candle spanking Blue Candle

>Pic related AiE
>You've found yourself in the judicial system of the land of tiny equine
>You were thrown in here for some inexplicable reason shortly after you arrived
>From what you'd gathered you being here had something to do with a pentagram, some blood and a crazy chanting pony
>The reason your crime remains unknown to you is that nothing here speak english, or any human language
>It's all just a bunch of snorts, horse noises, gryphon cheeping and minotaur roars
>Actually some tiny fairy like creatures might speak scottish
>You've no idea the name of the prison you now reside in, as their writing is quite foreign too
>weird symbols and letters
>They had typewriters, but with only two keys, yet they had a 28 letter alphabet
>At the prison you were toured around and met various exuberant sounding ponies doing various hobby related activities
>Wood works, arts and craft, flying kites, clearly you were being shown clubs you could join
>You couldn't understand a thing they said and you'd learnt early on that when you spoke english to them it frightened the fuck out of them
>If they sound like horses to you, guess you sound like a screaming monkey to them (probs y u in prison)
>So after every happy whinny from each pony you'd met came to an end you greeted them only with silence
>Eventually you were given a slip of paper at the end of your tour, the prison was top fucking notch btw especially for tiny horses, upon it was a tick symbol and a bunch of boxes besides what you assume to be the names of the clubs you'd visited
>You just tick everything
>You spent the next few days mostly on your own, occasionally being directed to some club, it wasn't bad though, everyone still attempted to be cheerful towards you, kind of, you could tell they were trying to avoid you sometimes
>Mainly because you couldn't speak to anyone, and learning their language was out of the question, you physically couldn't reproduces their sounds, nor could they yours
>You don't like prison

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>>27304125
Lol, forgot pic related
>>27304125

>But on the 8th day something finally happens
>Outside a new prisoner was being hassled by a group of black suits
>From your time here you'd figured out that suit colour determined severity of the crime
>You had grey, the lowest one
>You watched for a while, choosing not to intervene to remain low on the radar
>Until one of the black suits bucks the mare in the side, knocking her to the ground in a ruffled ball of fur and tears
>It was at that point you walked up to the group
>Simply by strolling towards them with such purpose you gained the entire surrounding crowds attention
>It was less you were awe inspiring, more, "Hey we've never seen this guy do much more than sit and play frisbee" that had gained their attentions
>You pick up the crying horse noise making pony and rub her from head, all the way down her back to her tail
>It silences the mare who relaxes in your arms
>The first sign anything had ever given you of trust
>You wouldn't let this pony down
>The black suits stare at you menacingly, shouting off likely some obscene horse noises at you
>One turns around to buck at your shins but you take the chance to kick his slightly exposed testicles
>Down he goes, howling, like a sac of shit
>You kick the other one in the chest and he goes flying, he picks himself up and runs away crying, tail between his legs

>>27304125
>Be guardpone
>Escorting scary new prisoner
>"[CURIOUS DEMON NOISES]?"
>Don'tRunAwayDon'tRunAwayDon'tRunAway
>You NOPE the fuck awa

>>27304149
>Realising you outclassed the apparently, toughest of the tough, by an unfair amount you simple sit on the final one until he stops trying to escape and yields to your superiority by giving off sad dog whine horse noises
>You plop the mare back on the ground and pet her head
>She horse noises something at you, a thanks you believe
>The rest of the day is spent in time out for beating up the ponies, you'd not been here before, and judging by how the warden was acting, no one had ever been in here as long as you were about to
>6 hours later you were let out
>In your boredom you'd folded every piece of available paper into a crane
>You also did all of their puzzles, which were only about 30 pieces each
>You'd also drawn a few sketches, which when the guard you let you out saw, was absolutely amazed
>It seems your crude scribblings were counted as masterful works of art around here
>That night in bed you hear a knocking at your door
>It was the mare you'd saved earlier, along with 8 others
>Once you'd opened the door they all filed in without so much as a word to you
>Wouldn't have mattered if they had anyway, like you would have known what the fuck was said
>Once they're all inside and the door had been closed they break their vow of silence, erupting into a series of explanatory horse noises
>As always you stare unknowingly, stupidly in fact, back at them when they finish
>It's only after they all clamber onto your bed, fluff up their fur and begin petting each other, much to their embarrassment it would seem, do you figure out what they want
>For the first time since you're demonic arrival do you feel truly happy
>You spend the entire night snuggled up with completely random mares, who all seem desperate for you to rub and pat them
>It was just what the doctor ordered to warm your dying soul
>As you drift to sleep, surrounded by soft mares, you think one thing
>You like prison

This was just a mini one off thing.

>>27304175
Comfy/10

>>27304175
>tall bald monkeys don't speak horse language
Now that's something you don't see too often.

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>>27304015
Don't worry Anon, your idea gave me a good plan for Nightly for the next chapter

^

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>>27288865
bump

>>27307194

Can we go back to the discussing rather than bumps again? Bumps are bad for moral.
How do you think these stories will end? Is there a general logical conclusion they can be brought to? did the writefags start writing with an ending already in mind?

>>27304175
I would like to see more stuff like this. It's nice

>>27308617
I was going to include a bit of hard lewd b/w anon and rescued pone but then I decided to omit it. Was that a good idea? keep it pure?

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Did you know that baby monkeys have mouths roughly the same shape as a pony muzzle?
This is incredible information.

>>27308965
I wouldn't have minded some lewd. Still, the way you did it was great.

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>>27309144
It is literally impossible to stop this from happening.

<Previously, on ‘Anon in Saddle Arabia’s prison’!

>”….I’m Red Candle, and this is my cousin Blue Candle”
“So I’m a human, and you two are… ghosts”
>Blue Candle tilted his head in confusion
>”..What’s a ghost…?”

>”DON’T YOU DARE EAT THAT COOKIE!”
>Before you could grab the cookie, Yarn stops you from doing so
>You turned around and her expression was… angry…
>”I-I mean! That’s my medicinal cookie! You can’t eat that! Or else… you would have gone in a deeeeep sleep!”

“Hey Rock… anything new??”
>”Yeah… there is this /bipedal/ inmate called Anonymous with his friend ‘Pancho’. It describes perfectly to the creature that stole that box! It must be him! I believe you got the same information as I did, I am right?”
“You’re right, but I also got who’s the agent that The Boss send us to ‘look at us’ and you already know her”
>”Her? Wait… Yarn’s the agent?”

>“Or who knows… maybe /I’m/ Musul Mare! Wahaha!”
>Right… as if your personal assistant would be your enemy

>”Good… now remember, the plan is to drop the candy and run away. We don’t want those hyperactive kids around us”
>”For the glory of Al-Quesadilla.” Both unknown voices say

Be Codename Wing
>You’ve been following Yarn and the rest of the guard for few minutes
>Well, you think so. You don’t have a good feeling of time, Rock is the pony for that
>Yarn placed each guard in their spot as she said in the morning; minotaurs on the north and south, Water Fall the east, Light Cloud is on the roof checking the sky and you are the last guard to go to your spot
>It must be because Yarn wants to talk to you about stuff about your mission
>She’s part of it after all
>Wonder what she does for The Corporation?
>You continued to follow Yarn by the corridor near the west wing of the prison until she came to a halt

>>27310013

>”Well we are here in your spot, you got plenty of view of the outside with the inside windows of the prison, and remember to tell me anything weird that happens!”
>Weird… you two are alone yet Yarn doesn’t want to be direct about the mission
>Or is something to test you?
>You could follow his game if that’s it…
>You check your mane before continuing
>…Water Fall could be in your mane and if he hears everything… it would be bad
>He isn’t there; you’re free to talk anything with she
“Okay, just the west wing of the prison, got the windows and if anything happens like, a terrorist attack, I’ll call you first
>”Or the warden! Whoever is closer to you! But that would be me because my cell is in the west area of the prison!” She places her hoof on her mouth giggling. “Sure, first knock on the door… since I’m sleeping with your friend, who knows what we could do alone!”
>Yeah… as if Rock would do something
>He’s an elite agent like you!
>…You think
>Sure he can be silly sometimes, but he’s an expert! Whenever he wants to be…
“Right… “
>”Alrighty! I’ll be leaving to see how the warden, Pancho and Anon are doing! If you need anything just leave a note under my door!”
>Before she goes you grab her by the shoulder
>She was looking at you with confusion in her eyes
>”Uh? You need anything else, Gniw?”
“Y-yes, I have a… doubt”
>A static sound was emitting from Yarn’s saddlebag
>”Oh! Must be my radio toy! Let me answer and I’ll be answering your doubt quickly!”
>Radio toy? Is she seriously an agent from The Boss? Or… maybe she is pretty well hiding it

>>27310028

>You let go Yarn so she could answer her “toy” radio, she quickly finds the radio in the saddlebag and answers it
> …A toy radio can’t do static sound
>”Yes? … yes… Oh, you got a new friend? I got it! Can I have a cookie? Thankie!” She hangs the toy radio and put it in her saddlebag. “Yarn, can you follow me to my cell? It’ll be pretty quick, I promise!”
>You nod without saying anything
>So it begins now, uh? Let’s see what she has to talk about
>She starts to walk and you follow behind
>”We’re living in Equestria… mmmhmm~”
>Something about the tone of the song… is a bit… off…
>Heh… if Rock was near he would teach Yarn into singing something else like that weird presentation theme he wanted you to say with him
>How was it again? Prepare for doubles? Or was it troubles? You can’t remember
>Whatever, is just a silly presentation you two will /never/ do
>Only thing you can remember is…
“To protect Equestria from devastation…”
>Yarn Feather stops singing and looks at you while tilting her head
>”You said something?”
“N-Nothing!”
>How could you say that? Good thing Yarn didn’t listen to it, it would be very shameful…
>You’ll blame Rock for this…

Be Anonymous
>You’re searching for Pancho and the two ghost ponies
>Short decided to talk for a bit with Tactic Star, so you decided to search for those two slippery ghosts
>Where could they be? You can’t even find Pancho! Well… he was with them, so… if you find one, you find everyone else
>Damn this kindergarten, you can’t think with too many voices of kids in your ears
>Suddenly some foals start to yell from panic
>”Owa! Da toys are moving by its own again!” One colt in the center of the DCC said
>Say what
>You try finding the little colt that yelled that
>Aaaaaand you found Red Candle

>>27310042

>She was moving some lego like toys with her hooves
>Jesus Christ she is playing with deadly weapons
>She was giggling at the attempt of the colts and fillies as they try to get their toys by jumping
>Too bad they weren’t Pegasus, only a filly was a unicorn. Maybe kids can’t use magic? But why can foals Pegasus fly but unicorns foals can’t do magic?
>This isn’t time to philosophy
>You wave your hands trying to catch Red’s attention
>It’s no use as she continues holding the toys so the foals couldn’t play with them
>Poor foals
>Maybe if you get involved and help them…
>”Oh, now who could help us?” A filly in the group of foals trying to get the toys says with a sad expression on her face
>So this is where you say, ‘Worry not your friendly prisoner is here to save the day’ or some shit like that?
>”Me!”
>Maybe not
>The colt from before, familiar or whatever of Royal Mess yells from the ceiling
>How the hell he gets there
>The group of foals stop jumping and look at him with admiration in their eyes
>”Dennis!” They say at the same time
>Red Candle looks up spotting Dennis
>”….He again…?”
>”I’ll save the day! I have confidence in me! I don’t even know what that is but I know I have it!”
>Is your imagination or did you saw wings from his back?

>>27310065

>Dennis starts to fall from the ceiling as he yells like a battlecry towards Red Candle
>”Aaaaaaaaaa!”
>The group of foals starts to gasp, some start to cheer the little suicidal colt
>”Aaaaaaaaa!!” he continues yelling as he falls
>Red Candle holds a smirk as he drops from the ceiling
>”Aaaaaaaaaa!!!”
>And… she just moves away and let Dennis hit the ground on his face
>The damn sound his head made was stronger than any foal yelling in the DCC…
>How could Red do this to a colt?
>The foals surround Dennis in a circle
>”I’m fine!”
>u wot
>How the fuck is he still alive? HOW!
>Red Candle giggles and drops the toys on Dennis’s head
>The little an hero colt looks to the toys on his face and ground and then at the group of foals
>”Heh… I got them!”
>And then he faints…
>”….You win this time little colt, hehe!” Red turns to her side and suddenly finds you. “….Whoh oh…”
>She was sweating as you were looking and silently judging her from away
>She levitates slowly towards you and with a tiny smile she talks to you
>”….Heeeeeey Anon, how ya doing… heh… you didn’t saw that… did you?”
>You cross your arms in your chest as you look at Red
“Oh I did see everything, what was that? Bullying foals is so low, Red”
>Red starts to shake her head
>”No, no, no! I was just playing! I swear I don’t bully foals! I’m not that meanie…”
>She pouts and looks at the floor looking at it in shame
>Her tone was filled with guilt… you can’t just get mad at anyone here in pony land, even if she’s a ghost
“Okay, I’ll forget I saw that. Now, where are Pancho and your brother?”
>Red was trying not to make eye contact with you as her muzzle scrunched

>>27310155

“Red… what did you do to him?”
>”….He’s… stuck. But Pancho is near him! So don’t worry!”
>Well, at least they two are safe
“Just take me to them then”
>Red quickly nods, levitating to the direction of the stuck ghost pony and Mexican named box
>You just follow her without saying anything
>Finally you get to where Blue is stuck, in the south part of the DCC which was near the entrance of the place
>”….Hey brother! We came to help you! You thought I would leave you alone, right? Heh…”
>As Blue hears her sister calling him, he start to struggling to get free
>You could hear the muffled voice of Blue on the other side trying to say something
“Leave it to me Red, I know how to unstuck you two”
>”You sure can unstuck me whenever you want, Anon” Red suggested
>Was that supposed to be lewd? Because you have a tiny boner saying so
>You ignore her comment and start grabbing Blue with what you think are his ghostly sides
“Alright, here I go”
>Red grabbed the end of his ghost body trying to pull it
>Yeah sure, she decided to help or she just wants to molest his brother, whatever
>You pull with all your strength and in some seconds Blue is free from the wall
>His ghostly body flies directly to the air, taking with him her sister
>Well… maybe you pulled too strong
>They land next to you, Blue on top of Red, Blue was dizzy and Red was knocked out
>”….Pretty… stars…”
>Blue Candle quickly shakes his head and looks at you
>”..Anon! Anon! Terrorists! Candies! Kids! Outside!” He says while grabbing your shoulders and desperately yelling
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down Blue. One word at the time, what is it?”

>>27310266

>Blue starts to breathe quickly as he tries to calm down
>”..There are terrorists in the prison! And they plan to-“
>The door of the Daycare Center slams open and two ponies in what appear to be prisoner outfits step in with a huge bag on their backs
>”GLORY TO THE COMMANDER AND OUR GLORIOUS LEADER!” Both say at the same time, throwing the bag in the floor and running away leaving the door open
>The bag was filled inside with candy, lots and lots of candy in it
>Suddenly the words of Short fuse hit your mind. ‘If they ask you for sugar, say no’…
>”FREE CANDY!” One filly says, making all the Daycare Center foals go crazy and run to get the bag of candy
>Tactic Star and Short Fuse panic and try to get to the source of the problem, but the sea of foals cannot let them go past them
>”..ANON!”
>You sure as hell know what to do
>You run and quickly grab the bag with your two hands, leaving the bag out of range from the foals
>Some candy was dropping from the bag… but not all

>>27310310

“Sugar is bad for you! Bad foals! Bad!”
>But they couldn’t listen to you, they only wanted one thing… and you were holding it
>The foals start to fight your height as some try to make you lost balance by hugging your legs and others start to climb your body
“They… are… too… strong! Someone… help!”
>The colts and fillies keep repeating the same word they want
>God damn if only you could move to the exit then close the door… this was so unexpected!
>The filly Pegasus from before flies directly to the bag and tackles it, making you fall with the bag in your hands
“Agh, no!”
>”Anon!” The ghost ponies, Short and Tactic call your name at the same time
>The candy hits the floor, but that don’t stop the kids from wanting more candy from the bag
>You start feeling tickles, tiny bites, and scratches as the foals fight their way for their reward
>Your vision blurs as you are covered with foals and you get lost in the sea of kids
“Hhnnnnngaaaaaaa!”
>You can’t hear anything as the voices of the desperate foals continue to grab candy, munching anything they find and giggling all the way
>Blue and red watch in horror your situation
>Tactic and Short fight their way to get you
>This is true chaos

And this is how Anon died.
The end.
Well guys, it was a fun ride and I hope you liked the story!

>>27310320
It was a worthy dead
sorrounded by cute my ancestors are smiling imperial

>>27310266
>tiny boner

Anon confirmed for undersized penis.

>>27288865
Why don't you just use one pastebin folder to group all these together

>>27311223
Because there's only about ten-fifteen of em', so why bother?

>>27311803
>not prison thread enough

>>27311831
Am I being detained!?

>>27311841
I need an adult

>>27309527
I still have the lewd typed up. I can post it before I go to bed later if you want. It's not much tho

>>27311280
Why bother promising ya piece of shit?

>>27304149
What does the bee have to do with anything? And I like to think our language sounds either like grunting or is just a deep rumbling to them.

>>27312676
It says "pic related AiE (anon in equestria)" and the pics a bee so it's
>be anon in equestria

>>27312870
Not the guy who asked but man do I feel stupid for not getting that either.

Where's Zew and Juggy?
When is Rat gonna read us another story?
How are we gonna find out if Nope abandoned us or died irl?

>>27310320
Lewd when?

>>27312870
Jesus Christ that's a good ass Carlos right there

>>27314745
Zew is in high ground
Juggy I dunno, maybe the zetas got him and he's kill
Nope... I think he said one day "I quit" or something, is a shame, really shame.

About the lewd I plan two or three one-shots to do, but I can't tell when. Depending on how the story is going.

>>27308544
Y'know, I started mine without a plot, I added terrorists for laughs but then I got some ideas and added important stuff, like The Boss and the ghost brothers.
Who knows, maybe I'll end my story in november or october.
Every story comes to an end

boop

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>>27316137

>>27315265
Just checked his Pastebin, here's something from his last post which was on October 20th:

>As a sidenote, the reason I started writing my Anon in Pone Prison originally was because I was trying to do something to take my mind off of my chronic depression
>Nowadays, I just don't feel motivated to do anything anymore
>Life's a chore
>Hopefully someday soon I will get the motivation back and begin working on Chapter 2 of that story
>I had really big plans for it after all
>So yeah.. Look forward to that maybe?

We can only hope that he can find the motivation to write again. Any former writefag knows how important motivation is.

Lewd one-shots are great but what about lewd in the main story? Anon and Shorty, Red and Blue, Nightly Veil and Buttercream (possibly with Crystal Blossom getting involved)?

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>>27317242
>chronic depression
Now I feel sad for Nope

Well adding lewd directly to a part of a story is... I dunno, last time I did that, I felt weird adding it, only because you guys were feeding my interest in adding lewd.
Originally I wanted to do lewd in the dreams of Anon and Short Fuse, because Luna's spell is still there. Whatever they dream, they feel it. If Anon fucks Shorty in the ass as example, next morning he won't feel like sitting like, for some hours, but depending on the dream, they couldn't remember what they dreamed.
Okay, I guess i'll do one-shots /and/ add lewd in the story, I'll just see about that.

>>27317242
I really hope he comes back someday his story was really good

>>27306443
I hate you for wasting my time in that gif

>>27320056
Do you really have time to waste doing something?

>>27320224
He could try wasting it writing

Page 9 bump

I call upon the mighty Zew, in hopes that he will bless us with his mystical horsewords soon.
pls

>>27323393
I guess cuz u asked nicely I will around 3pm (Aus time). I haven't been posting much cuz exams are getting scarily close

>>27323876
I understand man. Thanks for writing, thanks for humoring me, and best of luck.

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senpai noticed me bump

Meh-tier bump
>Be Aryanne in horsejail
>In your cell with Anon, who is a human
>Both of you are in here after your accident at the campgrounds
>That one where you accidentally gassed all those campers in the washroom
>He's a really sweet guy
>He tried to get you off the hook by testifying that it never happened
>It didn't work, and now he's in here with you for perjury
>At least you have a friend with you

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>>27288865
bump for Henderson fighting cultist in prison.

Made it home alive. I need to be high first so it'll still be a while. Also I need to make adjustments as I go along

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>>27326475

I need to write this in something other than a google doc
>>27272874
>Be Krystal Shear
>You’d just left Anon outside after Gran quite rudely slammed the door in his face
>Nothing to worry about, Anon isn’t one to get angry, and he should be fine on his own
>Sure he knows basically nothing about the world for some reason, but he’ll be fine, what harm could he do?
>Gran gestures for you to take a seat
“So what was it you needed dear?”
>You put your rump on one of the spongy soft couches in her room and empty your bag on the coffee table
>Out falls the gem grower along with the metallic guard for Anon and various other bits you’d forgotten to take out
>Gran moves to a mini kitchenette while you fill her in
>”My crystal grew last night and you did tell me to bring it to you before I enchanted it, didn’t want to make you angry or anything”
>You really did not want to anger your weirdly strong, senile, and racist old friend
>Also possibly evil, she was a black suit
>Damn, so were you
“Bah! Why’d you bother, I saw the way that stallion was dotting over you, I told you not to use any love magic on him! A ‘want it need it’ enchantment was it? I’m very disappointed”
>Gran moves back to the couches with a plate of biscuits and a pot of tea
>You shake your head vigorously
>”No, no, I didn’t do a thing! He chose me, no magic needed, you can check the gem and everything!”
>Gran places the tray down and takes a seat
>Sipping on a cup of dandelion tea she gives you a quizzical eyebrow and takes out the Purple shimmer diamond from the sphere
>Which of course you’d washed thoroughly after discovering Anon had found, and touched, it last night
>The thought of Anon touching it after what you’d done had your marehood confusingly warm
>And your mind not so confusingly filling with shame
>Sheesh, he’d had to have figured out what was going on once he’d smelt your musk on that sphere
>Gran taps the gem a few times and puts it back down

>>27326658
forgot the name again.

>>27326658
“Ha, I guess you ain’t lyin’”
“Well I don’t think I’d ever imagined you with a stallion, you’re just too awkward. You never really were suited for the rock farm dear, but don’t let that get you down”
>How were you awkward?
“So how’d you trick him then if not with magic?”
>Honestly you’re not sure how you managed to get Anon
>Had you done anything special to separate yourself from the other inmates?
>Not that you knew, he called you kind and caring and sweet and all that, but weren’t all ponies?
>It must have just been luck that you were the first pony to approach him who wasn’t also trying to arrest him
>Gran takes note of your brooding and brings you back
“Don’t worry dear, I was only joking. If I had a body like yours I could get all the stallions I wanted”
>Gran’s muzzle turns to a wry grin and she wink at you
“Which I did have and the line of stallions could have stretched up to Canterlot and back!”
>”Gran!”
>She starts up an old laughing weeze
“There’s nothing embarrassing about it, you younglings are all just prudes”
>She picks up the gem once more
“So what did you want to do with this if you’ve captured this beast already”
>”He’s not a beast!”
“Sure looks it, I’d love to get one of those paws on me! You’re a lucky mare”
>You sigh
>Celestia damn it Gran
>”Could you not?”
“Not what? Hehe”
>You push on, eager to get off the topic of Anon and his paws
>”I was just looking to get somepony to help make sure this enchantment goes off without a hitch”
“And that enchantment is?”
>”Just a simple shielding spell”
“That’s something well below your skill level. You could do that with your eyes closed, why involve me?”
>”I’m taking no risks, as good as any of us are we can always make a mistake”
>You learnt that the hard way yesterday
>“I want you to make sure my gift to Anon is perfect””
>She nods
“Alrighty then dear”

>>27326675
my mom

>>27326724
kek.

>>27326724
>You move to set things up but are blocked by Gran
>She pushes a cup toward you
“First things first, have some tea and some biscuits, they’ve got carmel inside them”
>Gosh do you love caramel
>You take a biscuit and sip at the cup of tea
“I’d like you to tell me about this strange stallion Krystal, I do worry for you and I want to make sure he’s up to scratch”
>”Well he’s tall and strong”
>Gran nods
“A must have in my opinion, you need a powerful figure by your side when you try to take over the world”
>”I’m not trying to take over the world Gran, that would be you… apparently. I honestly don’t think you should be doing that if you really are planning it”
>She waves your concerns away with a hoof
“Pish-posh Krystal dear, it’s fine, keep going”
>”He somehow always finds time to be with each of us. Initially I thought that he’d never have time for me if we’d formed a herd with other mares, but then I realised he’d managed it thus far, before he was even obliged to do it by being in a relationship, so I don’t think I’ll have a problem with being left out”
“Each of you? You’ve formed a herd with him already?”
>Gran’s eyes glaze over as she drifts to past memories
“Oh to be young again… How many other mares are with you?”
>”Only two others, Nurse Soft Cotton and the prisons only night guard Silver Linings”
>Gran smiles
“A reasonable herd, have you gotten together yet to make any rules?”
>Rules? You could make rules?
>Your head shakes in confusion
>”I’ve no idea what you’re talking about Gran”
>She sighs
“That’s right, this would be your first herd wouldn’t it?”
>You nod
>Heck it was your first /anything/, but you didn’t want to tell Gran that

>>27326787
“Most mares tend to get together and make up some basic rules for their relationship, you know, who gets cuddles when, organising times for one on one dates with your stallion that don’t clash with anypony else's plans, those kinds of things”
>She snickers to herself
“I remember one time I had a good thing going with another mare where we’d vote out everypony who tried to join, it kept things more intimate”
>Her snickering turns to full laughter
“And another time we did the exact opposite, trying to get as many mares into this one stallion’s herd as we could, hehe, last I heard he was up at the cloudsdale loony bin”
>”Haha, you’re so mean Gran”
>You help yourself to another biscuit and take a sip of tea, completely oblivious to your impending doom
“So have you had sex yet? I hope you’re using protection Krystal, you don’t want to get pregnant in prison”
>That biscuit and tea goes down the wrong pipe as you gasp and choke
>Gran already has a plate at the ready to protect herself from your spit-take and coughing fit
>Only once you’ve removed the mushy biscuit from your lungs are you able to feel embarrassed
>You look pleadingly to Gran
>”Gran! Please! Do we have to talk about such things?!”
>Her guffaw has you disheartened
“Of course we do! I care for you deary, and I just want to make sure everything is alright, besides it’s a natural part of life you need to get use to it”
>You gulp and nod
>“Well, Anon and I haven’t even, erm, had s-sex yet, we haven’t taken it passed snuggling”
>The knowing smile on Gran’s face tell you that’s nothing to be worried about
“Some would say a snuggle is just as good”
>If it were one with Anon that would be true
>“So there, you’ve nothing to worry about, besides, Anon can’t even get ponies pregnant anyway”
>One would assume. You should try to find that out
“Very well Shear, I can trust your judgment on these matters”
>”Thanks Gran”

>>27326834
>One would assume. You should try to find that out
my dick is ready for this.

>>27326834
>Praise Celestia’s sun that’s over with
>But it would seem Gran was nowhere near done embarrassing the Tartarus out of you
“So what’s his penis like? Are you even physically compatible? He is quite the foreign species”
>Your mouth moves wordlessly as your cheeks flush up
>”W-wha-? Gran why would you ask such a thing?! I thought we’d left this kind of topic!”
“It is a genuine concern dear, some species can be too physically different for intercourse”
>Oh Celestia why would, and HOW could, Gran be talking about these things!?
>Damn old ponies’ve got no shame
>”I already told you Gran, we haven’t done anything but snuggle! Anyway he’s a mammal... I think, and Soft Cotton did his physical. From what she’s said she seemed satisfied. Now can we PLEASE drop this topic Gran?”
>To your annoyance as embarrassing as talking about this was it’s become kind of exciting
>If only because it meant you were planning, in fact wanted, to do lewd things with Anon
>Very /lewd/ things
>The /lewdest/ thing
>Oh gosh
“Fine, fine, I won’t bring it up again. I hope he’s treating you well then?”
>At last, a normal topic
>”Better than well, I don’t think anypony’s been so kind to me, and he’s good at fighting but he doesn’t seem to enjoy hurting anything”
>Gran’s head tilts in confusion
“And yet he’s a black suit? They’re normally more aggressive”
>”Yeah, but I’m a black suit Gran, and so are you, we aren’t all evil”
>You’re a bit iffy on Gran being not evil though
“He’s also a carnivore. I saw those shiny chompers of his. Can you come to terms with that?, With what he is?”
>The idea of carnivores has terrified you ever since you were a filly; like most other ponies
>In fact you typically went out of your way to avoid creatures like griffins and diamond dogs
>Truthfully sometimes it does scare you a bit when Anon eats meat

>>27326882
>But all you have to do is look up to his smiling face to remember you have nothing to worry about
>”I’m perfectly fine with him eating meat, it’s not his fault he was born into a life of barbarism”
“And here I thought I was supposed to be the wise one”
>Gran gulps down the last of her tea and you follow suit, she take the dirty dishes away
>She returns with a metallic box
>It clicks open and reveals a set of different coloured glowing gems
“Enough with the small talk, you’ve got a job to do”
>She takes out a small yellow gem
“This is something you should do yourself, so I’m not going to help you directly, but this gem should stabilise the infusion process and make the whole thing a lot easier”
>You put a hoof around Gran
>”Thank you so much”
“Now then, what are you waiting for?”
>You set aside Anon’s guard and place your gem in the center of the table
>You slip your protective work booties over your hooves
>Using a piece of chalk you draw out a circle and some basic runes
>You don’t need them for the enchantment, but like the gem Gran just gave you, they’ll help
“Are you ready?”
>You nod, crushing Grans little gem under your hoof
>It poofs into a yellow powder that you cover your hooves with
>Picking up your purple gem you enter the meditative like trance that takes a hold of you during enchantments
>Slowly you roll it between your hooves, getting a sense for its shape
>The world fades away as the gem becomes the sole focus of your attention
>Once you were sure of the exact dimensions of the gem you swiftly strike at it several times
>Bits of crystal shear away and chip off
>Slowly a more defined, well cut, rectangular gem emerges from the uncut rock
>As it does you start drawing upon your natural earth pony energies to commence the enchanting
>You channel your will and energy down your forelegs, out of your hooves and into the gem

>>27326926
Fuck yeah gemcrafting.

>>27326926

>A dull glow appears in its centre, slowly expanding as you press forward with the process
>Sweat breaks out on your forehead and wisps of light swirl around your hooves as your job nears its end
>With one last strike you take off the final segment of rocky crystal, leaving behind a perfect facet
>The swirling lights enter the gem which glows blindingly momentarily before calming down to a soft purple fuzz
>You put the gem back down, world rushing back to you
>”Phew that was more intense than I thought”
>Gran still sits opposite you
“You’re telling me, that must be one strong enchantment! You really make me proud Krystal”
>”Thanks Gran”
>She slides the strange rock that had hit and sent you to prison across the table
“What is this Krystal? I found it in all the stuff you dumped out while you were busy”
>”That? It’s just a stupid rock”
>She holds it close to her eye
“Are you sure about that, dear? It’s got buttons on it, and an apple on the back… Also it’s made of metal and some kind of glass?”
>Only now that Gran has pointed out such things do you realise it’s true
>How did you never notice that before?
>”Um… Well of course I knew it wasn’t a rock, duh, hehe, that’s just what I call it”
>Nicely saved
“Heh, fair enough. What does it do then?”
>”I’ve no idea, if it ever had a function that’s lost now”
“That’s a shame, it looks interesting”
>Gran attempts to put the not-rock back down on the table but as her hoof lowers the thing slips from her grasp
>It falls onto her open case of gems
>Nothing happens
“Damn, I’ve been losing some control in my old age”
>You reach out with your gloved hooves
>As you make contact with the not-rock a small amount of crushed crystal powder fall upon it
>...
>...
>Nothing happens
>You lift it up but it slips from your grasp too
>It’s just too slippery for hooves!
>The not-rock fall back into the case, this time with the apple facing upwards

>>27326971
Is this a flashback to how Shear found out it works?

>>27326971
>The gem powder on the other side makes contact with one of the gems beneath
>...
>A spark arcs from the gem into the not-rock
>And then comes back out
>It spreads from gem to gem growing in size before darting into your Purple Shimmer Diamond
>You feel the gem drawing some form of energy from you as it’s lattice accepts another enchantment
>Gran is looking at you with utter amazement
>”Wh-what just happened?”
>Gran beings laughing
“You have no idea what you just did do you?”
>”Well no dah Gran!”
>She grins at you
“You just put another enchantment on that gem! No ponies done that since before my time, and my time started a long time ago!”
>You what!?
“So what enchantment did you add to it?”
>”I-I’ve no idea, I didn’t even know that’s what happened until you told me!”
“Hmm, well it originated from the metal thing, what gem did it fall on? Could give us a clue”
>You cautiously push the not-rock off the case to see the gem underneath
>It just looks like a lump of crystalline gold
>”I’ve never seen a gem like that before”
>Gran smiles
“That’s because it’s one I made myself, it’s a new version of our current power crystals. This one can absorb and emit electrical energy at almost four times the efficiency”
>”That’s not very helpful for figuring out what enchantment I made, but so long as it still works I don’t care what else got in”
“Try it out then”
>You pick up your gem and slide it into the awaiting slot in Anon’s guard
>Focussing on the gem you summon forth it’s intended purpose
>A small purple sphere appears above the gem
>You give it a poke to test its strength
>It repels you with a solid force
>”Nice! It works Gran!”
>She gives you a wrinkled smile but before either of you can continue your attention is claimed by the not-rock
>The face on the front has lit up and was showing an apple
>”What the heck?”
“That’s definitely not a rock, Krystal”
>Not it was not

>>27326982
The last post of the last thread ended with her beginning an explanation, so yeah

>>27327002
>The screen on the front changes to a picture of Anon and a dog sitting together beside a river
>Gran’s wrinkled features twitch in confusion
“Isn’t that your stallion?”
>”I, um, yes it is. I’m so confused, why is Anon on the rock?”
“I think you know who you need to be asking dear”
>”You’re right”
You gather up your things and make for the door
>But the not-rock has yet another surprise up its non-existent sleeve
>The words “Wake up” appear on the screen over the top of Anon and the dog
>From seemingly nowhere it begins to shout at you
“I can’t stop-stop-stop”
>You jump in fright at the sudden noise as the not-rock sings and yells at you
>”Oh Celestia what do I do! I’m sorry little guy, why can’t you stop? What can’t you stop?”
>He refuses to listen to you, continuing not to stop
>”Gran what do I do?”
>She shakes her head at you, jowls wobbling
“I’ve no idea, but you better get him to that stallion of yours and fast, do you know where he is?”
>”Yes”
>Kind of
>Hopefully he should be with the research ponies, where ever they were
>You pick up the not-rock in you muzzle and dash away
>The creature continues to yell and shout about being unable to stop
>You attempt to comfort him
>”Calm down little fella, I’ll help you stop, you’ve just gotta hold on until I find Anon”
>But as you run about for Anon no amount of calming and comforting words or actions helped him stop
>He just can’t stop
>But somepony could make him
>If you could just find him

>>27327034
Ah, very good then.

>>27317853

chronic depression is a motherfucker.

>>27327034
>Be a dirty human
>Shear was going through here tale of what she’d done before finding you
"-And so then I looked all around for you or the research ponies, and that too like /forever/. Anyway now I finally found you! And you helped the little guy, except I guess he isn’t a he is he, it’s just an it again”
>She sighs
“I was getting attached to him, but I guess a super music box is just as good. So did you get all that Anon?”
>”Pretty much, magic accident, phone got charged by a rock, gem got enchanted twice, yeah, I think I’ve got it”
>You lift your armoured arm
>”So there are two enchantments on this? One a shield, the other, who knows?”
>SHe smiles cheerily
“Yep! Just think of it as a special bonus!”
>”Magic is magic I guess”
>Shear looks at you hopefully
“So will you try it out? For me?”
>Chicken Scratch peeps up
“We too would like to see if you can wield magic in such a form”
>”Sure thing, so just concentrate on making a shield yeah?”
>Shear nods
>”Alright, here I go”
>You focus on your arm, the feeling of the light metal surrounding it, the gem sitting just on its surface
>Much as you did in your dream you attempt to will what you want into existence
>From nowhere, as if by magic (which it was), you’re surrounded by a large sphere of swirling purple
>You’re unable to hear the gasp of the researchers through the shield, but you can still see them flailing about in surprise
>Much more audible is Shear, who currently whoops in your arms, throwing up her hooves in a cheer at you success
“YEAH! Anon, that’s fantastic! Look at how big you made it your first try”
>Strangely your little ponies comments have you feeling quite embarrassed
>That wasn’t supposed to happen!
>To rectify the situation you nuzzle your nose against her smiling muzzle
>She pulls back and looks away shyly
“Anon, please, everypony is looking! It’s embarrassing”
>Good, the world is right once more


I'm gunna stop it here

>>27327084
Loving it and awaiting moar.

>>27327084
Dick jokes are fun.

>>27326881
Ponies aren't allowed to get pregnant in prison

>>27327138
Not with that attitude.

>>27327156
How lewd.
Here's something to think about. What offspring would anon produce? Human? pony? Or satyr?

>>27327189
Lets go with pone, with slight human tendency's and characteristics, omnivores and slightly more predatory then normal ponies. The mothers are pone.

>>27327213
>>27327189
How about they each have an equal chance?

>>27327237
LETS ROLL THE DIE!

>>27327248
Anon needs to pound that puss first

>>27327256
We already have the puss, three in fact. We just haven't had a chance to do them yet. Silver not withstanding sense Luna interrupted and we only had a chance to cuddle after saving her. Did use a vibrator on her though so we have that.

>>27327265
It'll be four puss soon. They were adding in that unicorn

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>>27327084
>power ri- guard
Interedasting. Can this shield be shaped? Like, into a blade or something. Repelling would make it even sharper, sliding between atoms and repelling them, literally splitting stuff in two.
Magic Lanterns when? Or was it Emerald Lanterns were fueled by magic?

>>27327693
Oh yeah, nothing like a brit ginger.

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>>27327237
Do you even genetics?
Mother's traits are dominant, so I'd go with this anon's theory >>27327213

Also
>omnivore and predatory
>omnivore
>pony
This is gonna be one hell of an offspring.

>>27327740
But genes given to progeny by mothers aren't actually dominant. Are you thinking of something like the maternal effect? Where a mothers genotype will affect her progenies phenotype. I'm still voting for equal chance of any because whatever's going on if a human and pony could conceive its not following the regular rules of how genes do the do.

>>27328018
Dice roll it is then.
Although, I'd fancy a pony Hannibal that creeps the fuck out of everyone just by the virtue of being an omnivore pony.
And maybe subsequently put into pone prison, much to daddy's amusement.

Can a human get a pony pregnant?
>I-still-don't-know bump

>>27328902
Is like having sex with an animal, I don't think is possible. Unless you do what South Park did with that PETA episode or Anon turns into a stallion.

>>27328902
>>27329228
Magic.
Conventional biology rules are optional.

>>27324990
Green of this when

>>27330450

>>27330512
If only bluebird was alive

>>27331515

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>>27333400

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>>27332640
That fucking pic

All this talk of pregnant pones has me thinking about something. How do they deal with super depressing things in this innocent prison world? Things like pone miscarriage

>>27334555
Pone are not sexual creatures, neither are they asexual. They reproduce via hugs, and the day after a hug a foal appears on their doorstep.

>>27334555
>inb4 CAD

>>27334566
I'd hug a pone into having a foal. I'd hug that pone hard

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>>27334555
I had to google that
Jesus I wouldn't want to think about that, but now i'm thinking and is sad
Why anon

>>27334566 > >>27334653
Also, how do you not know what a miscarriage is? You'd have to be ten years old and insanely sheltered.

>>27334673
Nigga i'm mexican

>>27334700
So?

>>27334653
If it makes u sad what would the pone feel?

>>27334734
Some words in english I cant catch, they are different in spanish

>>27335036
Loss.jpg

>>27335174
But you manage to write green with almost perfect punctuation and spelling, and you use words that at least high-schoolers would know.

>>27335381
>experience-driven basic vocabulary
>perfect, complete vocabulary
I would say choose one, but there is no choice. You're just super wrong.

>>27334734
Mexicans reproduce asexually and don't have the ability to have miscarriages.

>>27335532
>>27335174
Can you confirm this, spic?

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>>27335532
>>27335553
Remember the bees and the birds thing? Here in México we have the tacos and enchiladas, is kind of the same, but different in some aspects.

In other aspect, you guys think Derpibooru mods will be mad if I post this picture? They are sensible fucks afterall

>>27336556
Post it fgt, they've been p. chill whenever i've talked to them in the past

>>27335174
Don't blame your nationality on your ability to understand English.
You can only do that if you're Japanese.

Por cierto, me encanta tu "green" paisano :^)

>>27335532
Can confirm, we are the number one country in underage pregnancy because we give each other too much huggies.

>>27336768
L-lewd!

>>27310320
I want Red and Blue to fuck. I want them to fuck do much.

>>27337373
Have they even got anything below the waist?

>>27336768
Gracias wey
And I swear miscarriage sounded to me like other stuff, like a carriage crashing or something like that

>>27337987
Who knows~
I can confirm Red is the kinkiest one tho, she is so kinky that she goes to the rooms of sleeping ponies so she can cuddle with them, ponies don't suspect a thing

>>27337373
Maybe one day if I find a drawfag with a bank account and not fucking Paypal, I'll comission both of them

>>27288865
bump

>>27339693

>>27288865
bump

>Child Anon in Equestria
>Picks his nose in public
>Ponies are so disgusted that they get sick
>The nation is crippled as ponies call in sick as more of them hear the news
>Little Anon is put in time out for thirty minutes for being the ultimate bio-weapon

No green, but I just wanted to wish you anons a good weekend

>>27327720
I'm gonna fugg da britpone

>>27327720
>Brit
Deformed.
>Ginger
Pale and probably even more deformed.

>>27343828
This is a pone ginger brit, the rules are reversed.

>>27343741
Probs Will happen

>>27343905
Yay, and update when?

>>27343910
When I'm not inundated with a backlog of work.

>>27343954
Oh, I am sorry then.

>>27343905
This is good. Best of luck to you, writefriend.

>>27338469
What about your friend why can't he draw it? I want ghostcest and I want it now!

>>27341684

>>27345529

>>27346299

>>27344781
I'll ask him and see what happens.
Problem is, he doesn't draw private areas so good, he needs practice.

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>>27346994
One more thing about your friend (if he ends up being your only option). Does he have any rules? Are there any things that he won't draw?

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>>27349534
Discord and/or Trixie
He draws everything for free, but only when he has time. (Monday - Friday is studying)

>>27307758

>>27350437

>>27352006
LET IT DIE
NO ONE IS HERE

>>27352026
>Anon is the only prisoner in pony jail
>He's the only one in equestria who both committed a crime bad enough for the ponies to jail him that they were actually able to arrest
>Usually anyone evil enough to be imprisoned is too powerful to just jail
>Anon is the first prisoner in over a thousand years
>The prison was really just kept around because there were ponies with prison-guard cutiemarks and was just being used as a storage depot
>The ponies are considering getting actors brought in to keep him company as "fellow prisoners" because they are worried about his mental health

>>27352123
LET ME REPHRASE:
NO ONE IS HERE BESIDES DURNK, BECAUSE HE IS ALWAYS HERE.

>>27352170
So you want Durnk to die with this thread?

>>27352228
i for one, want the thread to get drunk with durnk

>>27352228
He is also;
>>27344344 and >>27352125
Probably in a bunch others too.

>>27352297
>>27344351 not >>27344344

>>27352228
He lives everywhere, he is a spirit of green prompts.

>>27352244
Well im drunk yet im not durnk, shall I do something?
I dont even know how i am writing like this
VODKA IS MAGIC
Yes
Fuck you woi from tomorrow, im giving you ideas for tomorrow update
IDEASs

>>27352365
Was .y name like this? I dint remember
Update tomorrow i swar on my unborn cat

>>27352370
Wait is this the prison thread or cat thread

>>27352373
Pony prison.
>>27352365
>>27352244
I probably drink less than you'd guess from the name, but it's a comfy name so I use it.

>>27352373
Prison thread, please post.

We are forsaken.

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>>27352365
>>27352370
>>27352373
Even when I'm absolutely smashed and on the verge of passing out I don't act as autistic as you right now. Something smells fishy.

>>27352430
You need to bathe more.

Maybe that's why Anon was sent to pony prison?

>Anon skips showering some days
>Never notices anything wrong
>Ponies have much more sensitive noses though
>Anon is arrested and put into pony prison
>The guards are then arrested for mistreatment of the other prisoners because they allowed Anon into the prison and subjected them to his smell

>>27352026
Just becuase no one is around during the brief time you're here doesn't mean the threads dead

>>27352430
He's probably just tired, he'll regret it in the morning. I used to do that kind of stuff, now I have panic attacks about it.
Don't give Wand panic attacks.

>>27352464
But I am the center of the universe. If I'm not here it ceases to exist.

>>27352430
IM NOT AUTISTIC
im just with a few drinks inside
Ill regret this tomorrow
Thats woi of tomorrow problem
Just look at this, I can write in english better than spanish whilee drunk>>27352505 dont! Attacks im good, clean.
Im gonna regret posting this tomorrow, arent I

>be warden
>anon is drunk
>he didnt invite you drinks
>he's in jail now
>or like you call it, your house
>mama warden is the cheriff of the jail
>anon complains often
>there is no beer in the house
>just zew vape
>anon is unhappy
>that'll teach him not to drink without you
>how the fug did he even solve the captcha, you'll never know

>>27352574
Damn I haven't seen you this plastered in a while.

>>27352574
How you're acting and typing is more in line with someone who just smoked a joint, took some LSD and washed it down with an entire bottle of Grey Goose, not just regular drunkenness. Seriously.

>>27352615
>>27352574
Still better than nothing/10

>>27352594
Is the first time I go like a normie with friends abd drink a whole or so bottle of vodka
I feel ok
Yet I know ima gonna cringe tomorrow
>>27352616
See? Durnk gets it!

Ok fyck it im going to sleep

>>27352635
Have a good sleep.

>>27352635
Good night happy drunk friend.

>>27352635
Drink some goddamn water and eat some fruit or something.
Like a cup of water per standard drink (If your country has those)
Hangovers a shit.

>>27352635
Drink more. My standard night out can get up to 1-2 bottles of the vodkies

>>27352679
Hangovers are indeed.... shit

>>27354069
Smoke weed. If you don't have any, touch yourself and go back to sleep

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>>27354201
Nah the episode of today already killed my hangover

>>27352574
>just zew vape
Did I fucking wrote that? Pfft.

>>27352365
So "woi from the past" aka myself in vodka... gave me ideas in a notepad:
"More cuddles"
"Add a pillow fight scene"
"Chase over"
"Implying death"
"Michael Bay but without explosions, just a big ass not-explosion"
"Remove quebab"
"I also forgot to get you water for tomorrow sorry"

God damn I'm so weird while drunk.

>>27349534
Riiiiiight, I forgot to tell you this
Let me paste the conversation in a green

"So, they might want Red and Blue to have lewd stuff"
>"You want me to draw them together?"
"Well if you can or want"
>"You know I can, drawing is okay for me, but... aren't they brothers?"
"Yeah"
>"You know I don't approve incest right"
"This isn't incest dude"
>"Ah yes? What is it then?"
"Wincest"
>"...Oh in that case, I think you win"

No, I wasn't drunk while that conversation with my friend.

>>27355817
>red and blue
>brothers
I thought one was each gender?

>>27355817
Wasn't Red a chick?

>>27356212
>>27356429
Here in spanish land we say brothers even when there is a sister
Or maybe we don't and I fucked up that part

>>27356519
Are you ok? I am tired myself so I understand.

>>27356556
I'm a bit tired
I only slept 5 hours, my internal clock wake me up at 9 am, so I decided to watch the episode
Shit thing is that I have to pay the Internet before afternoon and now I can't sleep because I know as hell i'm going to oversleep
No internet means my contract as writefag is over, so internet is good

>>27356556
Do you people know how to solve this problem of lack of sleep? Go to sleep. Be on a normal sleep-schedule.

>>27356519

Do you mean something like calling someone your "brother", regardless of their actual gender or relation to your family? Another way of saying "best friend that's basically family"?

>>27355817
So we are getting wincest?

>>27357330
No, just... nevermind.
Or we wait for juggy to back me up, or we just say this is a mistake of my hangover

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>>27357398
From his chat:

"Will you draw that?"
>Of course i'll do it
>Buuuuuuuuuuuut
>Before doing it...
>Say again, this isn't incest, right?
"no"
>Then all good for me!
"K, let me tell the anons then"
>Also tell them Twinkie is best ship
"Sure but... for what reason?"
>You want that draw or not

And that's it.
He also gave me pic related for... reasons.

>>27356601
Would if I could, but the Moondancer thread died twice while I was asleep.

>>27355817
>So "woi from the past" aka myself in vodka... gave me ideas in a notepad:

>Saturday midnight... Memories of this night are extremely hazy. All I have, for guide-pegs, is a pocketful of keno cards and cocktail napkins, all covered with scribbled notes. Here is one: “Get the balloon man, demand hot-air for gala-observation purposes... photos?... Lacerda/call... why not a blimp?... Get on the phone, lean on the buckers... heavy yelling.”
>Another says: “Sign on Paradise Boulevard – ‘Stopless and Topless’... bush-league snuggle compared to L.A.; parties here – total public hammering in L.A... Las Pegasus is a society of armed naughty ponies/gambling is the kicker here/cuddles are extra/weird trip for high rollers... house–friends for winners, hugs for the bad luck crowd.”

I know, not related, but still, I couldn't help myself.

>Horse Wife is in Cute pony prison

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>>27352464
Zew here's a suggestion.
UPDATE YOUR PASTEBIN.

>>27360735
Nah

>>27361117
But yeah tho

>>27361625
Ery tang not on the pasty white bin is on dis thread

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>Be Nurse honey heart
>Finally your shift is almost over
>Just have to check on Anonymous, then you're all done
>You set your clipboard down and start doing the checklist
>IV full...check
>Fresh glass of water for when he wakes up...check
>Sheets made... no?
>That's strange. The sheets are a mess
>...
"HE'S GONE!"
>You rush out to the Warden's office
"WARDEN! WARDEN! COME QUICK!"
>From behind the door you hear some shuffling
>The door opens
>"Honey Heart, why are you yeling?"
>Warden's voice is filled with concern
"PrisoneranonymousisgoneIdontknowwhattodo!"
>"Slow down! Start from the beginning..."
"Well, I was doing my nightly checkup on Anonymous, and he was gone!"
>The Warden stands baffled
>"I... How... Can you show me?"
"Sure thing!"
>You lead the way back to the room
"See? His bed is a mess but he's gone!"
>You look around
>Something else catches your eye
>The wondow
>It's Broken

---

"And that, kids, is the tale of Equestria's most wanted"
>Five little foals sit eagerly awaiting more
>"Is that it?"
"That's right. Nopony has seen him since"
>You end your tale with that final note of mystery
>"But It's just a legend right gran?"
>The littlest one asks
>You can't help but give a slight smile
>It's been so long... Nopony else remembers him. Save for maybe the princesses
>But even they seem to have forgotten
>All those years ago, the only clue they ever found was a piece of chitin
"Yes sweety, just a silly old story"
>You still wander what happened...
>But maybe nopony will ever know

fin i guess.
Completely lost what I was doing with this one.
Maybe I'll reference things escapee anon did in my next one

Has it been a year already? I'm happy to see my favorite thread still going.
still a saddening lack of SCP anon
I'll try to keep up a little better with writefagging
No guarantees though, college is tough

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>>27362379
We all are having problems with university/college
Is just shitty, next semester I have social service... 6 fucking months, 4 hours each day and I want to work... 2016 is sure a challenge

>>27364563
Did you get in trouble with the law, or something? As far as I know college doesn't/can't force you to do community service.

>>27364770
Maybe he lives in one of those shitty countries with conscription?

>>27364786
Does Mexico conscript people into doing community service? I can't find out on Google.

>>27364802
No fucking clue, but i think i remember reading that some countries have a conscription for everyone thing where they make everyone be an armyman for 6 months or a year or something like that

>>27364816
>for everyone
Not everyone, just men.
>MUH PRIVELEGE

>>27364816
Finland has universal male conscription. Serve 6 months minimum in the army, 12 months in civilian service or 12 months jail.

>>27364770
In Mexico that is obligatory, even in high school
Such is the life in Mexico
And as an extra, I did a military service for almost a year (had to go each saturday to a torture camp near my house). Problem is, if we dont do this we dont get some jobs

>>27364867
Oh look, Woi is up and not a raging autist! Glad to see your LSD trip died down.

>>27364878
I wasnt autist, I was by the effects of vodka
Yet I havwnt sleep much... only 5 hours.

>>27288865
bump

>>27327084
>”So how do I get rid of this?”
>You point to the shield
“Just drop your focus on keeping it up”
>”I did that about the second it appeared, so….”
>Shear seems baffled
“Well then I guess if that doesn’t work concentrate on removing the shield”
>Astoundingly simple, why didn’t you think of that?
>The shield drops away
>”So how was that guys?”
>The researchers don’t bother taking note of you, most of them discussing amongst themselves, or looking at the digital screens and printed out results
>”Cool then”
>Shear rolls her massive eyes while sighing
“Darn science ponies”
>They continue their discussion amongst themselves
>”So do anything else interesting Shear?”
“Nah, but I was going to visit Platinum shortly, do you want to come with me?”
>”I’d love to, but…”
>As you gesture around she recalls why you were here
“Oh yeah, magical mystery and all that. Darn science ponies”
>”Don’t worry, we’ll see each other at lunch”
>She hugs you
“Good”
>”Or if you want you could stay here with me! Lots of cool exciting things happening here!”
>Shear looks about at the sterile room, the confusing equipment she would no doubt not be allowed to touch, the squabbling/discussing group of magic scientists
>You were probably the only thing here which could keep her interest
“Uh, maybe?”
>Or maybe not, as Chicken Scratch emerges from the group above you to dash your hopes

>>27366449
“Anonymous, I’m afraid your marefriend will have to stay outside the magic sterile ring while we’re testing, we don’t want any background noise affecting our results”
>Shear jumps from your arms and looks back to you sadly
“Sorry Anon, looks like it’ll have to be lunch. Enjoy your, um, “exciting” research”
>”Jee thanks. Tell Platinum I said hi”
“Sure, sure. Bye Soft Cotton”
>Soft Cotton turns away from the medical pony she’d been debriefing to wave her goodbye
>It’s nice to see your mares were becoming better acquainted with one another
>Actually that kind of had you confused, do most herds work like yours? You imagine most stallions would at least try to choose mares who already knew each other
>Because as far as you knew only Silver and Cotton had met before, and even then only as patient and nurse
>But none of them seemed to have a problem all sleeping in the same bed together, so long as you were with them though
>Weird
“Actually Cotton can I talk to you about something?”
“Sure thing”
>Shear trots over to Soft Cotton and beings speaking in hushed tones


>Be Shear
>With Soft Cotton here now was as good a time as any to find out what you needed to know
“So what did you want to talk about Shear?”

>>27366455
>You gulp and steel yourself for the topic
>Quietly you whisper to her
>”Can Anonymous get ponies pregnant?”
>Cotton takes a step back and looks to you with shock
“W-what? You’re not pregnant are you?! When did you even find the time with Anon? And you would have had to come to me for a pregnancy test”
>You fight through the intense embarrassment Cotton’s assumptions have caused
>”That’s because I’m not pregnant Cotton! A friend just reminded me it would be prudent for us to find out if he could do that do us because, because… um”
>Soft Cotton grins evilly and leans towards your ear to whisper sensually
“Because he’s going to pound our soft pony pussies?”
>All you can do is gaze wide eyed at the floor, incapable of moving
>”W-wh- What did you just say Soft Cotton?”
>Her muzzle still keeps her evil grin
“You heard me, and I know you want it. Why bother asking if he can get us pregnant if you didn’t?”
>Awe whorse business
>”S-shut up Soft Cotton! Do you know or not?”
“A prisoner yelling at a staff member? Shear you should know better. I’ll let you off this time, and no, I’ve no idea. I didn’t think to test for something like that during his physical because, well, I didn’t know I’d end up in this situation, in his herd”
>”So you can find out?”
“Easily enough”
>”Thank you so much Cotton”
“No need to thank me, I’m doing this for myself too”

>Back to Anon’s brain soup
>Shear takes her leave, red as a beetroot
>The hell were those two talking about over there?
.>Meh, it’s not important
>You take a seat once more, hopeful you won’t have to get back up anytime soon
>You block out the general din of the conversing ponies
>You relax in the chair

Just a little update cuz I got high before bed

>>27366470
Based, Soft Cotton a horny nurse pleases me.

>>27366470
bump

>>27367464

>>27367912

I know it's been a lil while but here's the pastebin to the lewd I wrote
http://pastebin.com/EQeAw5C6