Use chart to determine your new name when you go to equestria
>>27284606
Top Banana Creampie
>>27284606
Nasty Cock Revengeance
So what's my special talent?
>>27284606
>Tropical Dick Expander
>>27284606
Fucking Ballsack Smasher.
A SJW Earth Pony who uses the powerful bucking strength of her hind hooves to dish out punishment to any cis scum stallions who dare to oppress her.
>>27284606
>Gay Cuntman
Daaaayum...
>>27284606
Long cuntcreampie
Acceptable
>Legendary Tit Sucker
Nourishment
>>27284606
Edgy Tit Massacre...
hue...
Top Scrotumblaster , heh actually makes sense since i would do nothing else in equestria
>>27284606
>Tropical Pussy Smasher
Sounds like I get to be someplace warm. Sign me up
>>27284606
>Top AnusFucker
Well then.
Gay Schlong Massacre. Perfect.
>>27284606
>knowyourmeme
xD
>>27284606
Dangly cunt creampie.
I don't know what to make of this.
>>27284606
Dangly Cunt Man
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
>>27284606
Gay Pussyfucker.....
A bit oxymoronic.
>>27284606
>Top Cunt Fucker
Dash is in my sights.
>>27284606
>Edgy Banana Fucker
Guess I'm shacking up with Sunbutt.
>>27284606
>Edgy spaghetti massacre
I'm actually okay with this one.
>>27284606
Dangly cock expander
>Nasty Banana Blaster
It has a nice ring to it.
>Dank Scrotum Massacre
>>27284606
>Fucking Monkey Man
Not bad, I guess.
Dank Ballsack Bitch
>>27284606
top coconut masacare
Dank Dick Deliverer
>>27284606
200% Ballsack Sucker
Dangly Spaghettiman.
That's not too bad.
>>27284606
Top Ballsack Deliverer
>>27284606
Top Coconut Massacre... wtf is my special talent.
>>27285448
Maybe you're a gay, qt mare somewhere
>>27284606
>dank cock man
if you change a few letters, it almost sounds like a normal name
>Nasty Donkeysucker
And now imagine me meeting Octavia. Spaghetti time.
>>27285842
>mfw my name is Dan Kochman
>Tropical Titfucker
well now
>>27284967
>Tropical Cunt Massacre.
I'll join you.
>>27284606
Long Pussysmasher. How original and creative.
>>27284606
Hard Cock Massacre?
...okay.
>>27285491
Top Fucking Kek
>Gay CockFaggot
Are you fucking serious? You have got to be kidding me.
>>27284606
Cranky monkeyfucker. Goddammit.
>>27284606
>Top CuntGod
I'm somewhat okay
>>27284606
Long Banana Revengeance
Fear me, for I am ERECT SCROTUMSMASHER, bane of stallions!
>>27284606
incredible dong man, i...i can't begin to express my joy
>>27284606
Dong Scrotum Sucker. Looks like I'm destined to be gay in all universes.
>>27286433
It would be gay not to be gay.
>>27285858
dan kochman just shut up you stupid prick i’m not in the mood for you the only thing you’re good at is go away
>Dank Nut Smasher
>>27284606
Man, I got a silly name.
>>27284606
fucking penis god
just glorious nigga
>>27284606
Hard Dong Massacre
>>27284606
>Dank Tit-Sucker
Dangly Schlong Deliverer, at your service.
>>27284606
Dangly Dick Nigger
>>27284606
>Top Dong Deliverer
>>27284606
I did this for my 5 closest friends, have you met them?
>Incredible Anus Deliverer
>Top Anus Deliverer (no relation)
>Dangly Banana Massacre
>Legendary Ballsack Massacre
>Long CockSucker
>>27287054
get better friends
>>27287054
that's hilarious, wish i had friends to do the same with
>>27284606
>Top Cunt Fucker
Cool.
>>27284606
>Hard Cock Nigger
Woo nelly.
>>27284606
Long Schlongman.
Pretty straight forward.
>Incredible dick smasher
Welp, time to pay Big Mac a visit
>Dank Ballsack Man
That's pretty accurate considering I've got big balls.They're about 50% larger than average. :^)
Long AssRevenge
>>27284606
Long Dick Man
>>27284606
>Dank Anus Raider
>Nasty Cock Man
Not sure if I'm OK with this
>>27284606
>Top Cockexpander
>>27284606
Gay Ogrebitch.
>>27284606
>Long Pussy Bitch
Well then...
>>27284606
Disfunctional Dong Fucker.
wew lad
>>27284606
Dank Cockexpander
>>27287462
You're Shrek's cocksock now, Ogrebitch.
>>27284606
Nasty BallsackMassacre
>>27284606
Incredible dong deliverer
>>27284606
Dangly Cuntsmasher
My phone suggested the word Cuntsmasher. I must've done this before.
>Top dick smasher
200.0% Spaghetti Massacre
>>27284606
Dank Dong Man
I'll be a living meme
Gay Tit-Deliverer.
I'm a happy person who delivers birds?
Okay.
>>27284606
>Erect Penis Man
Uhh... I guess there won't be much misconceptions upon arrival.
>>27284606
>3d cunt massacre
Disgusting.
>>27284606
DISGUSTING MONKEY CRUNCH
Or
DISGUSTING ASS BITCH
Either way, my name sucks.
>>27284606
My name is
>Gay Dong Sucker.
I'm killing myself.
>>27284606
Hard Erection-Faggot
I don't know how to feel about that
Tasty Penis Man
>>27285507
Long Banana Expander here, you and me both.
>>27284606
Nasty Dong Smasher
Top Scrotum Smasher
Feature-Length Dong Weeaboo
>>27284606
>T M S
Edgy Tit Smasher
>>27288563
People will know what you do
And they will fear the onslaught
>>27288938
Ok you'd clearl be somebody who hates birds or the most deviant groper known in Equestria
>>27284606
Cranky cock man
>>27284606
> Incredible Cock Sucker
Welp
Fucking Tit Nigger
