What would mares find attractive in a human male?
>>27283367
Everything in Blazkowicz
>>27283367
His personality?
>>27283367
If human females don't find me attractive why would they?
>>27283397
no standarts
>>27283367
>>27283367
What a square head.
hot monkey dick
>>27283367
Probably mostly their personality, sense of humor, charisma etc.
Everything that could make Fluttershy fall for Discord since he's not their species, either. And i doubt they would be swayed by human body and human dicks.
>>27283392
Good Point.
>>27283397
Maybe they have a fetish for humans?
>>27283429
He said attractive, not a living joke.
>>27283429
>Everything that could make Fluttershy fall for Discord
But she couldn't.
>>27283367
>spider hooves make good pettings
>tall
>personality, depending on human and pone preferences
>boop
>>27283463
Then humans has no chance either. Ponies need to become xenophiles first or they would always treat humans like other humans treated Alf in that sitcom.
>>27283367
we have dexterous fingers.
>>27283503
Then focus on Lyra if that's what you're thinking about.
>>27283498
I feel they wouldnt like the boop at first cause they would feel you are looking down on them.
>>27283521
don't they boop each other already, though?
>>27283521
We can tell them that it is a custom, such as we find them attractive or cute.
>>27283535
Yes but its not the same when a weird thingy taller than you does it with his freaky apendages.
>>27283367
If anon were good with animals he should have no problem making pony feel comfortable.
>>27283548
I want to scare the fillies with my 10 noodle hooves.
>>27283367
HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME
The stamina
>>27283367
Hair.
Got the feelings mares would like guys with long hair since its like a mane
>>27283596
I don't know. Me and my fleshlight last around 10 minutes.
>>27283367
stamina, if you know what I mean
>>27283620
Probably facial hair too
>>27283429
Discord would have more chances than humans because his head belong to a horse. I think face is the most important part.
>>27283623
heh i know what u mean ;)
>>27283621
does it take longer than jacking yourself off?
Assuming they could find us anatomically attractive in the first place, I guess it comes down to what role the mares play in the culture. If it's anything like reality, then novelty plays a big part in it. Mares get approached 50 times a day by douchy colts and colts that are nice and boring, that any kind of playfulness and unexpectedness generates immense attraction.
>>27283653
Depend on the porn material. If exceptionally sexy then yes, if it's just two lesbians then might take an hour.
>>27283621
A average stallion lasts at best a minute.
>>27283621
You can at least foreplay. It's still better than 1 minute mount.
>>27283367
Humans are attracted to horses and they are not even members of the same Order of mammals.
I'm sure mares could find humans attractive, even if not all of them do.
>>27283687
>he doesn't use his imagination while jacking off
>>27283764
This look like bullshit
>>27283811
no man we totally interviewed like, 300 mares for that infrograph
>>27283367
It will be the same way we found cartoon horses attractive.
Just keep posing your /fit/ bodies in lewd manners then eventually one will at least find you attractive.
>>27283805
I can't, i will just wonder off to other things like my job or what to make for dinner and its not the same without sounds.
>>27283631
I think Discord is even attractive for average girls. He doesn't need much effort and charisma.
>>27283811
No Anon, it's totally real.
It came from safe sources, I swear.
>>27283811
Well can you prove us wrong? no. then
its still true then!
>>27283829
focus man
you can improve it by doing some other things
like cold showers. Try to control your breathing
>>27283382
I'm still waiting for green of B.J. in Equestria.
>>27283764
I can clearly see it now
>you will never have one night of sex with a curious mare
>you will never impress her with your amazing stamina that puts any stallion to shame
>you will never hear her spread the rumor all over town
>you will never have mares winking at you during heat season everywhere you go
>hot wifes and MILFs cheat on their husbands just to experience the power of your dick
>you will never give the hot monkey dick to a curious Luna and Celestia in a hot, sensual, all-night threesome
>you will never pleasure mares in public, with a smug grin in your face while all stallions watch you with envy and shame.
>you will never be so famous for your sexual powers all over Equestria that even stallions are willing to be rutted by your god-like stamina
>>27284019
Strange - I don't remember posting that, yet it's clearly my own personal secret fantasy.
>>27284066
The Singularity! It's happening!
>>27284066
What a slut. Don't you want to be loyal to you're waifu?
>>27284130
I'll fuck your waifu!
>>27283764
>yes that's true
>>27284130
You can't be disloyal to your waifu ifeveryone is your waifu.
We've had this thread, several times
Strong jaw / face in general since pony faces are 80% human like
Strong body build to resemble a healthy male horsebeing yourself
>>27283367
Fucking everything
Twilight literally fell for Flash Sentry just because he was kinda cool with her
>>27283397
Even mosquitos don't want to bite you, hunh?
