606- No Second Prances
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
Friends Forever #28 (Luna & the CMC) storytimed here!
>>27263202
Previous thread
>>27274744
>filly
>>27280316I kinda wasn't sure if I should use rumble as OP, should I delete it?
>>27280314
>that autistic faggot that says ">filly" every thread
If only I had a filly.
Then things would be different around here.
>>27280324
i was just BTFO'ing the >filly faggot
>>27280324
Keep it!
>>27280316
>>27280320
rekt
So the odds are pretty good that Rainbow Dash's embarrassing nickname is going to be Cotton Candy, right? Or related to it.
>>27280320
lewd
https://derpibooru.org/1147373
Filly went balls deep with colt yesterday.
The Pink y cheese has a ball pit.
They fucked in it.
>>27280349
It's going to bepermavirgin
>>27280349
It's obviously Rainbow Crash.
>>27280379
holy shit, horses are dumb as fuck
>>27280407
they can be
>>27280391
We've heard that one a million times before!
>>27280357
i unfed hard to this, i wished so bad that there was a fic to go with it.
>>27280438
>>27280472you should write one
>>27280519
what are we gonna do in the cottage?
>>27280523
play a game?
>>27277489
Only a moron would think they do not care to begin with. There are always so many tiny things going on in the background which would not be necessary but definitely do add a lot to the story - no one who doesn't give a shit would put the effort into that.
>>27280523
Have a tea party with all the animals.
>>27280523
Despair
The princess needs you to feed her.
>>27280597
I don't have any power pellets
Starlight Glimmer
>>27280535
it's like Bethesda
it's not that they don't care
they're just incompetent
>>27280609
but as a humanan exceedingly busty human
who the fuck thought putting wings on horses was a good idea? why not put a spiked tail on a frog
Did you remember to rumble your Rumble today?
>>27280620
Nigga the wing is the best part of the horse so you better shut up
>>27280611
But Bethesda doesn't care. They don't care and are incompetent.
You enter the darkness.
You're sure to be eaten by a filly.
are we ever going to see that city of high level unicorns twily mentioned that one time
>>27280634
which episode she mentions it?
>>27280634
I don't think I know which city you are talking about
>>27280638
i cant remember it now and i am starting to panic thinking i am remembering some shitty fanfiction
>>27280647
you almost certainly are
>>27280648
i could have sworn it was mentioned in the first trixie episode.
i will have to rewatch it make sure
>>27280647
>>27280656
go watch it now so I can see you react being hilariously wrong
>>27280661
fuck you i am going to find it if i have to rewatch the entire series
I KNOW IT WAS REAL
>>27280670
There is nothing worse than being 100% certain that something happened and then finding out it was only a dream.
>>27280634
She didn't mention any city. She just mentioned that high level unicorns exist and age regression spells are a piece of cake for them to cast in Magic Duel.
Which begs the question of What the fuck are they doing when Equestria is about to be destroyed.
>>27280670
bigmac has a pretty large ass for a stallion
>>27280678
I mean, he's has a pretty large everything
that's kind of the point
>>27280676
They all ascended to a higher plane of existence.The third dimension.
>>27280676
>Which begs the question of What the fuck are they doing when Equestria is about to be destroyed.
Unicorn things.Why is there no picture of Star Swirl lying at the beach?
>>27280670
has anyone seen a pony with a larger cutiemark than mac
>>27280314
why is rumble so cute
>>27280688
The princesses have pretty big ones, too, but their asses are multiple sizes smaller than Mac's so they lose by default when it comes to absolute size
>>27280688
I would say pic related, but her splotch turned out to be just a splotch. Celestia probably could do it depending on which episode you pick.
>>27280696
that was such a stupid scene
>>27280701
Not really.
Though the original may have been better.
>>27280698
do you think it was an animation error? not enough time in the budget?
or did luna get that shit tattood on, which is kinda hot
>>27280714
she's just got a splotch on her butt
horses have markings like that sometimes
>>27280714
>Good Luna has a dark flank/side
>Bad Luna had a light flank/side
Intended or not, the metaphor is pretty obvious.
>>27280670
It wasn't a city of high level unicorns that I'm aware of, but in Magic Duel, Twilight says this:
>"An age spell? But... how could you do an age spell? That's only for the highest level unicorns!"
GO ON AND KISS THE COLT
>>27280705
>the original
?
>>27280714
Pretty sure it's just a marking on her coat, just like Sunburst has
What are even High level unicorns?
Losers with less of a social life than Twilight had before coming to Ponyville or Friendship masters that could make even Chrysalis and Sombra their friends?
>>27280773
She sure can take a lot of punishment before passing out
>>27280773
>dash is the best flyer in equestria
>the only living pony able to perform the sonic rainboom
>all of a sudden she sucks for the sake of the story
fucken hate this bullshit
>>27280780
>going fast means she has technical skill
>>27280780
She was never be best flier, she's the fastest flier. She could barely land without crashing at the start of the series
Is it safe to come out now?
>>27280773
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2225823/
>David Rapp
>only previous writing experience was 2 episodes of "Without a Trace" over 7 years ago.
Oh man, this is either going to be the best fucking episode yet, or the worst.
>>27280787
We unded now.
>>27280609
>>27280613
>>27280774
>or Friendship masters
Doubt it, considering Star Swirl is probably one of them and we know for sure that he was not a great friendship master.
>>27280780
>all of a sudden
>>27280790
>this is either going to be the best fucking episode yet, or the worst.
Considering most people only know "10/10!" and "it's shit", that is the case for most episodes
>>27280790
It's a Rainbow Dash fucks up and redeems herself at the end episode, of course it's shit
>>27280782
Bridle Gossip doesn't count and you know it anon.
>>27280806
>>27280801
You hang out with some really weird people.
>>27280821
>see pic related
>>27280806
>tfw you'll never tie up a pone
>lightning dust is back
Touchthe pony.
>>27280874
I'm not sure I should
>>27280816
That evil enchantress Zecora cursed her wings! That dastardly zebra!
>>27280877
Not there
Poor Tank will live much longer than Rainbow Dash
>>27280928
He could be already pretty damn old though.
>>27280896
No?
Filly?
>>27280937
why did that filly go evil
>>27280928
He's a tortoise, those get ancient, don't they?
So it is pretty much guaranteed
>>27280937
Filly?
>Today is International Space Day
>>27280944
Severe case of no friends
>>27280949
HOLY SHIT I LOVE SPACE
>>27280944Because you weren't there.
>>27280949
SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Starlight's mental breakdown episode when?
>>27280963
Most of her life was a mental breakdown and she also took it pretty bad when Twilight told her to make frens with Sunburst
>>27280968
Pretty much this.
Her town was her mental breakdown that went on for years, and it kept going until she nearly broke the world.
>>27280314
Is there a new episode tomorrow?
>>27280986
Yes, it's the one where Rainbow Dash causes 9/11
>>27280986
Yeah, a Wonderbolts & Dash episode
>>27280992
Don't you mean 7/11?
>disgusting birdbrain episode
Ugh
I guess this is our penance for the fantastic unicorn episode last week
>>27280992
Wasn't that one last season?
>>27280929
Equines on average live for about 30 years m8
If a foal and I were born on the same day and we grew up together, she'd probably be dead, or at least very old. And I'm in the prime of my life. Makes me sad thinking about it.
>>27281002
She does it again.
>>27281004
Well nice for them to do that in real life, but ponies live for hundreds of years m80.
![[Fast Intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/lVYWPQq.gif "[Fast Intensifies].gif")
>>27280997
Aloha Snackbar!
>>27281004
Ponies on the other hand seem to be almost immortal. There are very few old ones.
>>27281006
Super magical goddess horses do, yes. Even Faust says she ages the mane 6 in pony years ;_;
>>27281012
Granny Smith isn't a super magical goddess though.
Colt wished to stop everyone from aging forever.
>>27281015
Apple family reunions happen every 8 years. Applejack has only attended three. The first one was when she was a baby, second she was a filly, and the third was when she was all grown up. She's 16, and very much an adult.
Granny Smith is an aged pony but not in human years.
Age in Equestria is weird, period.
>>27281018
Colt is now a stallion.
>>27281037
Anon, we don't know how long a pony year is but Granny Smith is hundreds of years old as it has been established.
They still seem to have 4 seasons with 3 months each.
Also we don't know tank's age.
Dud could be 175.
You can't have a nightmare
If you never dream
>>27281037
Oh also, regarding the Apple Family Reunion pictures.
8 years ago Apple Bloom looked the same she does now.
>>27281037
>Applejack is 16
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States
>>27281068
>you will be with pony if you drink bleach and die
>we're all still here
>>27281037
Also when is it said she only attended three? Because that means this would be her forth which makes her 24.
Wake up
>>27281126
>>27281136
Gloomy, come on, I made pancakes.
I heard ponies are allergic to pancakes.
Filly made you pancakes today!
Filly says that the pancakes you ate were poisoned and the only way you'll get the antidote is if you kiss her.
>>27281149
Absolute false
>>27281126
>get some rest Pinkie, you look tired
>BREEEE
>BREEEE
>>27281156
kiss the filly like i'm diabetic and she's made of insulin
What is it, Anon?
What's the sparkly surprise?
Pony wants you to watch her stream.
>>27281183
What's she streaming?
>>27281182
Is this the surprise?
>>27281142
>>27281182
Well her hair has a certain sparkle to it, but everyone can see that so it's not really a surprise.
Hmm.........
>>27281182
SCIENCE
>>27281182
Reading books. All night long.
Isn't it great?
Hurray!
>>27281182
I wonder if this will have Twilight or if the cover is wrong and it's actually Scilight from the last movie.
>>27280937
How did she get her cutie mark? What's her cutie mark supposed to mean?
>>27281210
Why do all these people think that they somehow need to protect adult people from the big bad internet meanie?
>>27281206
LET ME SEE THE GREY DOMINANT SIDE
>>27281233
I don't know what you mean, Anon.
>>27281162
>>27281249
No, Anon.
This is how you take her out.
What did you have for breakfast?
Mares get really Marish when they are in heat. Make sure to be tolerant and careful with her.
>>27281249
Why would you do that?
>>27281252
take her to expensive place
Pony is shedding again.
>>27281261
She knows too much.
>>27281264
Remember, this is all *completely normal*.
>>27281264
I don't think I could ever deliver such a public display of autism.
>>27281272
would moth pony love tv
>>27281282
Her favorite channel is the static one.
So dragons aren't evil, they're just tsundere?
>>27281304
No, a lot of them are total assholes.
wake up, mlpg; its friday
This is comfy
>>27281304
>>27281323
Well we only have three examples of dragons who aren't assholes like Spike, Ember, and Torch.
>>27281346
>a scene from S1 is comfy
I... I don't believe it
>>27281346
Do not spook the ponies.
>>27281358
Spike is a pony
>>27281366
I'll bring a camo suit to Equestria and spend the entire day on spooking the pones.
>>27281374
Technically he is the Pony Born.
![1146558__safe_rainbow+dash_equestria+girls_flying_friendship+games_spoiler-colon-friendship+games_self+ponidox_human+ponidox_humans+riding+ponies_blooper[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Xl3ZSag.png "1146558__safe_rainbow+dash_equestria+girls_flying_friendship+games_spoiler-colon-friendship+games_self+ponidox_human+ponidox_humans+riding+ponies_blooper[1].png")
On which side of the portal are they?
>>27281374
Yeah and Discord is an alicorn. But seriously I can't believe they got away with Garble calling Spike a "ponylover".
Goody
>>27281200
>Reading books. All night long
Reading books at night.
Well, someone's gotta pay for that nice new Porsche the local optometrist is planning to get, right?
I think Twist is a great pony.
>>27281229
Because it's one of the few things that gives their empty lives some meaning and purpose
>>27281384
You`re cruisin` for a bruisin`, Anon.
>>27281264
Remember that after this meal he took his Twilight plushie home and made tender love to it with some romantic chiptunes playing in the background, pretending that the plushie was alive and enjoying it.
>>27281412
They are small and have marshmallow hooves. What are they gonna do, boop me?
penetrate the Gemdork
>>27281386
Rainbow crossed over to Dash`s world.
Please do not fuck the ugly ponies. You might get an STU (Sexually Transmitted Ugliness)
God damn it. My dick lust is high right now.
derpiboo.ru/1147577
>>27281399
Man, this is really great!
>>27281426
Does that turn you into a very ugly pony?
>you will never enjoy buds and suds with Pinkie and Fluttershy
I hear Tree Hugger had some good shit
>>27281420
>Quote from man booped.
>>27281444
And? Like goddamn. How hard could a pony boop?
It's a royal yoga night!
>>27281458
>They didn't watch One Boop Mare.
>>27281459
>they just float around without flapping their wings
they are cheating with magic, aren't they?
Pony keeps gekkering at you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1wXjuPXPBQ
She just won't stop.
>>27281440
How good?
Stupid sexy horse dicks
derpiboo.ru/1108612
>>27281476
The very best
>>27281501
Why would you put tits on a lean, little dragon?
>>27281501
Fuck why do girls have such shapely bodies
I wish I was a girl
I shitpost whenever I'm having a bad day.
>>27280774
>You have to be a friendless loser to be good at magic
nice meme Celestia
>>27281529
But you shitpost every day!
>>27281469
What a pretty pone.
>>27281525Hormones are kind of like magic, Anon. There's always that dark route.
>>27281545
do not take hormones because of fetishes
>>27281545
I hope you're not suggesting turning into a tranny.
>>27281552Oh no, you absolutely shouldn't fuck up your body for fetishes. But if you really, really want to be the girl, in the non-sexual sense, well...
http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
>>27281559
I plead the fifth.
>>27281545I'm already half way there!
>>27281564
this isn't a great one
I've seen better on /lgbt/ and 420ch
She fell asleep while she was watching you sleep.
>>27281578
>>27281585
>>27281589
>>27281585
If zebras are black...but what are donkeys?
>>27281565>>27281565
Congratulations, Anon. I just started hrt 3 weeks ago.
>>27281569
Well, it's a whole album of them. And I think the range of success is good because it creates a good sense of changes and realism.
>>27281585
>>27281585
>Dash is in a relatiopnship with you, then accepted your engagement, then agreed a time and date to get married, chose a wedding dress, had dress fittings and shit, but is STILL embarrassed that she has to wear a wedding dress (one that she chose) on her wedding day
>>27281585
I love how much thought and care went into each of these. And I like how they're not just plain white and boring. They're genuinely interesting to look at.
>>27281565
>>27281585
>But anon!
>>27281599
I want to take her to the gara
>>27281611
fucking jealous caramel is girl as fuck
>>27281615
That's really fucking adorable
Pony approaches and walks alongside you through town talking all the while
Pony doesn't speak english
>>27281620
It's disgustingly adorable. The proud parents, the smiling Dash in the dress, the stylish as fuck Rarity in the suit.
Of course Dash wanted to wear the dress-the bride gets the attention. Rarity can pull off the groom suit look way better too. I bet Rarity still designed the dress though.
>>27281615
hnnnng
>>27281616
Oh hey forgotten derpy 2.0!
>the birth of an alicorn is something equestria has never seen
>it is beyond even our understanding
wait, did they earn their wings instead of being born with them?
>>27281624
I want to be mobbed by a playground of fillies and colts babbling in Pone-ish.
>>27281634
speaking of parents will we see dash's dad in next episode? he looks cool and chill
>>27281634
My favorite part is probably Rainbow Dad
But really, the whole picture makes me go into cardiac arrest
>>27281644
>>27281615
>>27281646
I fucking hope so, but I doubt it.
>>27281643
It's ambiguous and the writers didn't want to clear it up on Twitter.
Equestria is a country, not their world, and the princesses were born before it existed - so it doesn't necessarily mean that they ascended rather than being born that way.
>>27281643
They were born before/not in Equestria maybe. Valley of the Lost Alicorns or something.
The birth of an Alicorn from two ponies that aren't both alicorns, and one just an ascended alicorn, could be considered impossible. Maybe natural Alicorns can only reproduce with other natural Alicorns.
Tack on the power of love and the disgustingly high magic potency in the Sparkle family and you get a miracle I guess. Like on the verge of an immaculate conception.
>>27281616
No buts
>>27281660
>>27281671
I thought I remember someone pointing out that most people don't remember their own births also.
>>27281048
How could he survive those 174 winters without someone blowing up Cloudsdale for him?
>>27281680
You were still present for your own birth
>>27281650
Yes.
I want to be there. Sign me up as a playground monitor or whatever. Cheerilee can work inside or take a nap or something and I'll watch the little ponies.
>>27281681
By living in Fluttershy's shelter.
>>27281681
They could have written off Tank as a very, very old turtle and had it questionable if he'd survive hibernation outside like that.
But they pussied out. I don't blame them though, taking Dash's new pet would have fucking destroyed me and I would have cried like a bitch for a fucking cartoon turtle.
>>27281643
Do you remember your own birth?
>>27281696
and why should we trust you alone with a playground full of fillies?
>>27281711
Can you imagine how horrifying that would be?
>>27281714
Because one of the fillies is strong filly and they could easily overpower me as a mob. If anything I might need someone to protect me.
>>27281723
What ifshe protected you?
>>27281680
It doesn't make sense anyway
The real answer is that they didn't read Amy's book and didn't give a shit.
Anyway it doesn't matter. Amy's book can't be canon no mater how you look and interpret what Celestia and Luna said.
It's impossible. Like fine they are talking about the country of Equestria and they existed before the country. But how the hell didn't they know about the birth of an alicorn seeing how they were raised and educated by alicorns before being sent to immediately become the rulers of Equestria according to the book. What in all those years they were being raised by alicorns no one gave them the birds and the bees talk? And seeing how a fucking huge deal the alicorn birth is why don't they just go to their alicorn civilization and ask about it? It's not like they were banished or the entrance was sealed after they left.
the magic of bows
>>27281730
Amy and Berrows books are canon.
