Which ponies masturbate the most often and which the least
>>27267025
From most to least
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Twilight
Rarity
Applejack
>>27267025
Moondancer
>>27267038
>Applejack
>least
Yeahno. She has to work off all of that stress from running the farm somehow.
Also Rarity doesn't masturbate, she just fucks the nearest stallion she sees. :^)
>>27267042
Rarity has a status to uphold, so she can't fuck a lot. AJ just gets her brother to do it. It's the family way.
>>27267042
Hard to masturbate when your brother is in you
>>27267038
So you're telling me, the most shy, timid and innocent pony in the whole show masturbates the most?
Bullshit. Fluttershy doesn't think about stuff like that. Shes cute and innocent and has nice little tea parties with her animal friends.
I refuse to accept that someone like Fluttershy is a sexual deviant.
Whichever has the best new porn.
>>27267058
She isn't a sexual deviant because she does it all herself.
What did you think the life of a hermit involved? Lots and lots of lonely vagina acrobatics.
>>27267058
>you need to be a sexual deviant to masturbate
Jesus Christ.
>>27267025
>tfw I thought the question was "to which pony do you masturbate the most"
>tfw >>27267038 was close from my list with RD/Flutters reversed.
>>27267058
She watches neighponese animes. She definitely gets off to pony hentai.
1000 years alone on the moon
>>27267100
You think she's seen... Human porn? You think it gave her a new fetish that she refuses to fully accept? You think she wants a human husbando with a human cock to fuck her up in a very sexual meaning?
>>27267102
Good god immortality better come with some kind of durability or she wouldn't have any puss left by the end of it.
Probably ran out of things to think about.
Luna the dirtiest mind of all.
>>27267113
Not human, since they don't exist to ponies knowledge. Probably minotaur though. My large minotaur is her favourite harem anime.
>>27267025
Twilight
>least
No idea
Heh, Just remembered that estrus fanfic about Celestia needing to submerge herself under a water fall when she goes into heat.
>>27267164
That sounds more cute than hot to be honest.
>>27267025
The most: Fluttershy's brother
The least:Rarity the town tandem bicycle
>>27267025
Twi masturbates the most often. She likes to hoof herself down to romance novels. ;)
>>27267164
I doubt you have a link or a cap to that?
Or any fics of pones self-servicing in general?
>>27267055
Some people at /b fin that arrpusing.
You're all Faggots btw. Fuck you all
>>27267278
Okay anon that was an attempt at a sentence, try again
>>27267025
twilight, that purple nerd has a twisted mind from reading all that erotica (much like ourselves) and she learned/developed the bubble of silence spell so that she could moan and scream from the top of her lungs while assaulting her own pony pussy and ponut with magic dildos and furiously hoofing her mareclit
>>27267425
Why wasn't i born a magical pony
>>27267042
>She has to work off all of that stress from running the farm somehow.
How does she do this when she is always of doing stupid shit whith her home grils?
>>27267047
>Rarity has a status to uphold
my fucking sides
>>27268352
>owns a store in canterlot and manehatten
>has been selected to make all kinds of specialist garments
>business horse
>>27267025
Me.
>>27268352
Well, I highly doubt she wants to be like Kim Kardashian
>>27268482
This. Rara is a proper lady, i'll never understand the whore meme
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>>27267102
>>27267117
There is an ocean on the moon that was once a crater a thousand years ago.
>>27270215
Actually I think the big gray bit is the ocean.
Derpy Hooves masturbates every hour of the day
Poor lonely retard horse
You can't get pregnant that way
>>27267025
It's canon that Rarity is a romantic and fawns over the idea of having a special somepony, but is never able to actually get a relationship going, whether that's Blueblood or Trenderhoof.
She objectively masturbates the most.
>>27271140
Thats the saddest part i think
while her friends will end up in loving relationships eventually, rarity will still be alone
>>27271140
Does that mean she's desperate enough to have to entertain the thought through having a rub though?
>>27271162
No, that's the best part. Some stallion won't have to go through the hell that is putting up with that whiny cunt on a daily basis. It's romantic Darwinism, if you're a pouty bitch expect not to find someone that will tolerate your shit.
>>27271517
She'll just turn gay.
>>27271517
Sounds like someone got rejected in high school.
>>27271621
Not them, but how would you come to that conclusion
>>27271640
Because the people who act like that about Rarity are typically the kids in high school who couldn't ask out Stacy so instead they create this fantasy about her being a horrible bitch who is really undateable in the first place.
>>27271781
Sounds like you have some issues of your own to resolve anon
Can non unicorns even reach there vaginas?
>>27271805
Their legs are the same length
>>27271795
You must be new.
>>27271825
Keep your personal insecurities off the board
>>27271835
Yep. Definitely a newfag.
>>27271820
Ya but there quadrupeds and it on the farthest away point from there front legs.
>>27271847
Look at a pony sitting down, their nethers are more than accessible
>>27271841
Excuse me we are here to talk about cartoon horses masturbating
If you want to bemoan your lack of gf them go to /adv/
>>27271864
You really seem irritated my friend. Did I touch a nerve? Hit too close to home?
>>27271943
You started it son
You brought up innocuous girlfriend troubles
I simply called you out
>>27271979
>>27271943
Fuck each other's assholes somewhere else, this thread is about masturbation.
Chrissy self-abuses the most because she has to asexually pollinate to make all those drones.
Flutterslut looks to be the biggest whorse around
>>27271943
The other anon is a fag but you're acting like an even bigger fag stop while you're ahead
What about Celestia?
>>27272035
Wouldn't that mean she masturbates less?
>>27271979
Not sure what exactly you called out, all you did was act like a little triggered newfag.
>>27272035
No. :^)
>>27272058
she fucks her guards whenever she needs it
>>27272058
she has a magic power dildo
>>27272098
Yes. :^)
>>27272141
Are you trying to be faggier than I? I'm somewhat insulted. :^(
>>27267425
Fucking nerds, man
>>27272161
You're mean :^(
>>27267025
>Twilight was a shut in nerd until early adulthood
>Fluttershy is a recluse who watches animals bang all day
>Rainbow's got a house all to herself, a lot of energy to burn and loves napping in the day
>Rarity isn't shy about getting what she wants, and likely isn't against a glass or two of wine and a good rubdown when the notion takes her
>AJ's a working mare, up with the sun til evening, and with little privacy in a family household. Once in a while, otherwise too tired/no privacy
>Ponk's crazy, child-like, and probably asexual
>>27272812
>Ponk is asexual
Nah, she does it because it's fun. She may be childish, but she's still an adult, and she's given her fair share of intentional bedroom eyes.
>>27271140
You're focusing on the physical aspect and forgetting the emotional. She certainly wants it, but she'd also feel worse about masturbating than some others in the main six. Rarity romanticizes everything. Thinking about sex then remembering that she's currently single might depress her too much for it to be an experience she'd want to repeat, plus she may see it as undignified. I can picture her trying to distract herself with work instead.
Now, someone like Applejack or Twilight wouldn't have those hang-ups because they're not looking for a relationship. They could get off quickly to relieve an urge, then forget about it and get back to their daily business.
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash seem a bit sheltered for it. Sure, they're both adults, but they're also insecure and not the most mature ponies out there. They could be uncomfortable with their own sexual desires.
Pinkie Pie is anyone's guess.
>>27272058
At least once at the end of each day. Celestia is a very busy pony and quite frankly she needs the release.
>>27271781
Wow, someone's FINALLY put what I was thinking about people's distaste towards Rarity into words.
Fantasise that she's a horrible person to make themselves feel better about not being able to date someone like her.
>>27273030
>>27273257
Pinkie doesn't even register anything sexual, she just figures that playing with her dirty place feels really really nice so she'll do it when nobody is around.
>>27271621
>Wanting to date women.
>Ever.
>"Dude XD you've never had sex? YOU FUCKIN LUSER LOLOLOL XDD"
Seriously don't understand why so many people sperg out when someone hasn't kissed or fucked a girl. Sex isn't even that great and a majority of women are self centered narcissists who thrive off of attention.
>Ironically posting anime reaction photos.
>>27273356
I'm sorry man but you're not presenting much of a case for yourself. 'I don't wanna' is a weak excuse to dismiss your natural function as a human being. I'm sure you could get laid if you tried.
>>27267025
>most
twilights family. wincest is the bestest.
>least
i dunno, everyone else?
>>27272058
Celestia is a pure maiden
>>27273369
>twilights family. wincest is the bestest
Ground masturbation is incest?
>>27273364
When did i say 'I dont wanna'? I had 4 girlfriends in highschool. Is your life really pathetic enough to the point where your pulling middle school shit like: "Bruh, im sure you could get laid if you tried!" This whole if you don't get laid thing is really pathetic to be honest.
>>27273348
Plausible enough.
>>27273376
Why are you making up excuses then? Who gets >>27273356 that triggered over a reminder of the existence of women?
Don't feel the need to tell lies to make yourself feel better on the autism board.
This thread is hot
>>27273397
This thread is about personal genital adjustments, not sex. Whether Twilight fucks her brother is besides the point; if anything that means she'd masturbate less.
>>27273404
ah, i read the OP as which pony do you masturbate to the most often.
ill commit sudoku now.
>>27273408
No anon sudoku isn't worth it!
What if your special cutie mark talent was masturbating?
>>27273376
>I had 4 girlfriends in highschool
Now was it the kind of girlfriend that you pretend you're together when she doesn't know you or was it for real?
>>27274030
They were all cartoon ponies.
>>27273423
Then you'd have a picture of your genitals attached to your ass
>>27273381
Im not making excuses though. I just stated that people who claim that poon is the best things are retards.
>>27273423
>>27275113
Oh my kek
>>27267058
>sexual deviant for masturbating
I laughed
>>27276948
Hes from utah anon, he has no choice in how he was raised.
>>27267025
Ponies don't masturbate, it's a kids show.
>>27267061
Mah nigga
>>27267047
Rarity goes to the cave and gets fucked by diamond dogs (she gets diamonds as payment so its a win-win for her)
>>27267058
t. guy with shit taste who waifus Butterbeta
I actually have been recording how many times I jerked off to each
poner. If the pic is of more than 1 pone, they each get a point.
From most to least:
Applejack - 57
Pinkie Pie - 34
Derpy - 29
Rarity - 26
Trixie - 24
Twilight - 23
Maud - 20
Applebloom - 19
Starlight - 18
Rainbow Dash - 16
Fluttershy - 15
Coco Pommel - 15
Silver Spoon - 12
Vinyl Scratch - 10
Luna - 10
Lyra - 10
Celestia - 9
Cadence - 7
Limestone - 7
Sweetie Belle - 7
Scootaloo - 6
Diamond Tiara - 3
Marble - 2
Bon Bon - 2
>>27278518
That's not what OP is asking, ya dingus
>>27273397
isnt incest cuz.. not there contact
>>27278518
>Sweetie Belle that low
>Derpy that high
otherwise good faps m8
>>27278518
>Sweetie and Diamond
>less than 10 times
Work on that, familio.
Does Derpy Hooves masturbate?
Does she know what masturbation is?
Does she know what sex is?
Does she know what a vagina is?
Does she know what that ticklish thing beneath her butt is?
Does she ever poke and prod around at it and wonder what the feelings are she gets when she does?
Does she know why the other Ponies get angry when she does this around them?
>>27280681
yes
no
no
no
no
yes
no
>>27278249
all flutterfags are beta by default
>>27280708
But is Flutter herself beta?
>>27280720
She is yeah
>>27267042
>implying any stalion auctualy wants to sleep with rarity
>>27280720
Nah, The Best Night Ever and Putting your Hoof Down proved she is an Alpha with a Sub-fetish that pretends to be Beta.
>>27278518
Is it a point for jacking to a picture at all, or is it only a point to the picture that you came to?
>>27281089
Only the pic I came to
Maud
Ponk
Twilight
Fluttershy
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Rarity
>>27283286
>Maud
>masturbating at all
Thanks for the shit input.
>>27269255
>i'll never understand the whore meme
Twifgas are angry.All the time.
