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Don't Feed After Midnight Edition All Dazzling lovers
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Don't Feed After Midnight Edition

All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!

Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv

Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0

For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3

Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens

Old Shattered Gem: >>27199583
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First!

New thread smell.

Should i continue the Aria Rape or make a date night story with Sonata?
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Boobies
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>>27265900
Date night Sonata
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>>27265901
Dazzling boobies are best boobies
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Best pones reporting in!
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>>27266008
>we will never have a spinoff show with these six
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>>27266029
>tfw you will never get the Dazzlings, Sunny, Trixie, and Glimglam on the casting couch
>you won't temp them with the promise of an acting gig if they take off their shorts
>you won't stick it in Sunny's pooper
Why live
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Majestic as fuck.
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>>27266070
>ywn go to the movies with them
>ywn stealthily finger trixie while she gives you a stealthy handjob
>after you all leave ywn be asked by the rest of the group if you two had fun while they start giggling
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>"Ooh, that's a nice round rump!"
>Turn around, and Sonata's hiding in the bushes.
>"Oh Shit! Hi Anon, how's it going!?"
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>>27265900
Finish the aria rape
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Is there a reason the thread doesn't have a title making it easier to find on the catalog?
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>>27265855
1. Holy shit that Sonata
2. Does this thread have any good lewd?
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>>27266881
Goddammit I fucked it up again. I'm very sorry.
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>>27265900
more like a bullshit
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>>27266919
Channeling your inner Sonata when you made the thread anon?
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>>27266960
More like channeling my "I haven't slept in three days".
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Couldnt find the thread until I noticed the ugly ass OP pic. Let this die and make a new one properly.
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>>27265855
Thread #196 btw. For all those who might forget

>>27266969
Go take some sleep meds nigger.
>>27267254
No
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>>27267277
>Go take some sleep meds nigger.
They don't work as well as the used to.
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Save them
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>>27267524
>tfw you will never be why she goes through a case of leggings a week
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Yandagio anyone?
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>>27266070
>you won't stick it in Sunny's pooper

>You are anon, ex-classmate to Big Mac
>Back in school you used to be the only kid not to tease him
>You weren't chums, at least from your perspective, but he seems to be more appreciative of your friendship than you thought
>Which is why he is helping you in your time of need
>A few weeks ago
>You are sitting in an internet cafe with Big Mac and playing a Lan game
>He doesn't talk much, so you have to talk for both
"...Okay and then I -FUCK YOU NOOB!- I browsed the channel for more Jordie Shore best of and I came across some -STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING X-WING!- some brit show about how tourists go to those islands and they fuck and drink and vomit and fuck eachother in the middle of the street. Awesome right?-AND I'M YOUR FATHER!- Fuck what was I saying?"
>"Awesome, right?"
"Yeah yeah. Awesome right? I fucking want that because chicks here are so fucking tightassed. Here watch."
>You turn to one of the girls working there
>A sweet-looking girl with a toothpaste ponytail and blue skin
"Hey. You look cute. What are you doing tonight?"
>Another girl, maybe her sister, with pigtails punches the wall
>"Hey, motormouth! Do you want me to throw you out or something? Eyes on the screen. *Grumblegrumblebaka*..."
>You turn to Big Mac
"See? Straight outta catholic school. Man I wish I had the capital to go fuck them tourists. The chicks. No homo."
>"Whah nawt come work in the orchard? We could use sum help, plus it's good excercise."
"Really dude? Thanks! -AREN'T YOU A LITTLE GAY TO BE A STORMTROOPER?-"
>Back to today
>Tonight, actually. It's night
>The Apples insisted you stay with them
>Probably so you'll be available as soon as they wake you up
>At least there's an unlocked wifi nearby
>You throw your jacket over your shoulders, put on a pair of gloves and lower your hood
>You're not bothered by cold as much as mosquitoes
>The fields are lousy with them
>You go out
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>>27267906

>The air is cold and humid
>The gravel crunches as you walk on it
>You go to your ordinary spot away from the lamps
>They attract clouds of bugs
>You take out your cellphone and browse various pages while you wait for various downloads to finish
>Some time later you're finally sick of shaking your head to shoo mosquitoes and decide to leave
>That's when you notice a feint light coming from the barn window
>You decide to investigate
>It could be Applebloom or it could be some thief
>No time to wake the Apples up
>You pick up a shovel on you way to the barn
>You creep to the door as quietly as you can
>You strain your ears to hear who might be inside
>You hear...You hear the very familiar sounds of gooey flesh and soft moaning
>Also...horse sounds?
>Someone is porking in the horse house!
>Bro code dictates that a man shouldn't interrupt another man's fuck if it doesn't affect him, but you can't help your curiosity
>Plus at least one of the people involved is sure to be an Apple
>You burst in trying to be as intimidating as you can
"What's going on here!" you roar in fake outrage as you hit the light switch
>Joke's on you though, as the sight you see intimidates you instead
>Two pairs of eyes are on you
>One human, the other equine
>There a bitch under the friggin' horse taking it up the ass!
>All three of you freeze instantly and look at eachother with eyes wide open
>Then the horse resumes it's pumping
>Your eyes meet those of the shocked girl as she's being plowed
>You feel akward and confused inside, but also...intrigued?
>You pull out your cellphone and start recording the scene
>"No!" says the bacon-haired girl
>She tries to crawl out from under the horse, pushing it away with one hand while pulling her pants up with the other
>The horse doesn't like that and it tries to pin down and reenter her
>You record everything laughing all the while
>The girl finally gets back on her feet
>"Stop laughing! And stop recording!"
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>>27267935

>You both hear footsteps on the gravel outside
>The girl ducks behind a haystack just in time
>Big Mac enters the barn
>"What happened? Ah heard yelling."
"Y-yeah...that was me. I was out and I said-I thought I should check on Chestnut. He is fine!"
>You're not fooling anybody
>Big Mac looks at the horse, then back at you
>He walks away without saying a word
>You sigh in relief
>You turn to look at the horse
"Oh god damn..."
>The horse's glistenning cock is still out and dripping a drop of cum
>You cover your red face with both hands
"I'm never coming back here...I need to move to a new town...Country even..."
>"Is it safe? Is he gone?" asks the girl from behind the haystack
"Yeah. He is gone."
>She gets out of cover and vanishes into the night as fast as her grasshopper legs allow her
"Who was that chick, anyway? Hey Chestnut, who was she?"
>The horse just looks at you
"I can't believe the fucking horse gets more girls than I do..."
>You sigh
"Welp, at least I'm not intended for a gelding or whatever it's called."
>The next day you ask AJ if she knows of any girls that look like the one from last night, but without the horsefucking part
>She tells you that she's 100% certain that you're talking about her good friend Sunset Shimmer
>She happily gives you her e-mail account, along with her phone number even though you didn't ask for it
>You email Sunset the video from last night and text her to check her email
>Sunset comes to the farm after an hour or so
>She chats with AJ for a couple minutes
>AJ points her to your direction
>Sunset comes to you, grabs you by the wrist and leads you away to where you can talk in private
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>>27267906
I totally consider horsefucker Sunny canon.
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>>27267959

>"What do you want?"
"What?"
>"I said. What do you want."
"Umm. Sex?"
>Sunset shrinks away from you with an angry look in her face
>"This is why you covered me last night?"
"What? What does that have to do with anything?"
>"You covered me just so you can blackmail me!"
"Dude. I covered you because I felt it was the right thing to do."
>"Then why are you blackmailing me?"
"Because I'm not!"
>"Then why did you tell me you want to have sex?"
"Are you dense? You asked me what I wanted! I'm working here to raise money to go fuck people in another country! Chicks. No homo."
>"...That's stupid."
"And what are you going to buy with you savings? A pony?"
>Awkward silence
>"So umm...why did you sent me that video?"
"I thought you might want to shlick to it. I figured it's easier and safer than coming here in the middle of the night for your fix."
>"That's...weird and oddly considerate. Thanks. So you weren't upset?"
"Nah. I browse 4chan. I thought it was kinda hot actually. You know we can be friends if you want. I can help you."
>Sunset's face lights up with a wide smile
>"Friends you say?"

Epilogue

Anon started recording Sunset's every horsefuck. Eventually she opened up and told him about her pony nature. They came close and became a kinky couple, like your average german husband and wife. However anon never got to put his weiner or tongue in Sunny's asshole. It was loose and frequently stuffed full of horsecock. The end.
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>>27267971
sauce?
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>>27268015
Its in the filename
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>>27267980
Another heartwarming story about people coming together and fucking horses. Well done Sal.
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>>27268015

Phathusa. She also made this god-tier pic.

https://derpibooru.org/1069381?scope=scpec09ac82670dadd29f4aa5827977e916f79c13da6
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>>27268038
god bless you anon
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>>27267344
>this pic. every time.
M-my heart.
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>>27268038
the music video for that song is so weird
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>>27267344

>CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>27267442

"Now kiss"
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>>27267344
That would make an awesome game over pic for the game.

"This is all your fault player, look at what you done".
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>>27267697
I support yandagio
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>>27268574
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdYZs8mtHQA
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>>27268062

I'm doing my part. Service guarantees citizenship.

>>27268022

Thanks mate. I guess I'm the local equivalent to Zone-tan.

>>27267971

Same here. She's a horse after all. My headcanon is that she only does anal with horses because
a) she's afraid of getting pregnant
b) she does want to have her vagoo torn

Meanwhile her condomed BF is welcome to try either hole as long as he is loving and understands her needs.

>>27268338

I've no idea what song it is. Got a link?

>>27265408

>tfw laughter is the single most important thing in my life
>tfw the army fucked up my respiratory

If I laugh hard then I get a bad cough for the following days. And when I say cough, I mean COUGH. Also my throat "spasms" like when you throw up, and I cough up some sort of snot blobs.
I have a metalic sensation in my throat while this lasts.

>>27262741

Yep, that's it. Thank you.
Damn, can't into e-purchases. I'd look for a free download but I doubt I'd find it.
Plus it wouldn't sit well with me. Pirating overpriced stuff produced by cockmonger companies is one thing, but little guys like artists? Nah.

Except for Slugbox's mlp humanized porn booklet. The content was barely worth a few pennies.

>>27268574

>Implying they wouldn't sell anon's organs in the black market to make up for his costly mistakes
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>>27268655
>Except for Slugbox's mlp humanized porn booklet. The content was barely worth a few pennies.

oh snap. Was it that bad?
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>>27265855
>that opening picture
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>>27268652
Pefect.
>>27268655
Sounds plasusible but they have no power without their gem how would they convince anon?

Also sorta related, been messing around with design doll, might use it to do postions for the other r34 scenes.
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>>27268686
Generic anime hair, but i'll probably just model some sonata/aria hair on top (or maybe skip it and just draw it on top anyway when i do the loops in 2d).
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>>27268655
Search bubble butt song. It's truly awful.
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>>27268708
could barely concentrate on the music. too wtf at the video
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>>27268809
Why I didn't link it. Didn't have the heart to pull the trigger for you, but I could leave the gun there for you to do it to yourself.
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>>27268673

People often complain about how Slugbox paints shine effects that make his characters look like slimegirls. This doesn't bother me aesthetically, but it's a dress up to distract the eye. After looking past the various dress ups, I felt the quality of his sketches and colouring wasn't good.
In addition, apart from Vinyl who is the cover girl, Slugbox used stock poses and simplistic outfits. It gave me the impression that he didn't care.

>>27268686
>convince

Convince? Why? They are people-eating temptresses who pin the blame for their situation on anon. They wouldn't bother to get his permission. They'd probably drug him.

Personally I always found sex-related bad endings in hentai games disturbing (but in a good way) so I'd go for one if I were you.

>The Dazzlings drug anon during a dinner
>He falls down
>Yandere-eyed Adagio explains to him that he ruined them, that they drugged him, and that they will sell his organs
>The Dazzlings start undressing
>"There's only one complication. You see, the drug may have robbed you of your motor skills (functions?) but it won't kill you until it's spread throughout your bloodstream. It might take a while, so we're going to make your heart beat faster..."
>Closeup to Adagio's evil grin. Probably with faint canine teeth outlines
>Anon tries to mumble to the naked demon girls to stay away from him
>Final sex scene where everything goes black in the end

It'd be even more interesting if the game started with anon opening his eyes.

>design doll

I need to know more about this sorcery! Is it a full 3D modeling program? Does it support textures?

Btw, are you covered on the minigame ideas? I have a few more.

>>27268708

Goodness, that video...The song was bleh though.
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>>27268655
>can't into e-purchases
I might try to buy it if the website can into murican money.
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>>27269536
Could always use more mini game ideas, we got 12 so far.

Designdoll is like a poser thing, but you can import models/objects and pin it to stuff, and it has a basic coloring ability.
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>>27269536
I know. I saw the tentacle hoses and thought, "fuck yeah, this is my fetish" but then their butts exploded and that is not my fetish.
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>>27267524
http://i.imgur.com/x6wQ8Qy.png
Enjoy
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>>27269536
"Your organs are now forfeit, minion."

Had a girl start calling me her minion after I did something that impressed her. Pretty sure that was the exact point she decided she'd fuck me. Fun dorky cam girl that builds fuck bots.
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>>27269788
"Yes... help..."

>Adagio suddenly stands up and laughs maniacally

"MWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!"

>Looks around.

"What?"
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>>27269735
I don't know why, but I really fucking like this. Probably the AiW fangirl in me fucking with shit again. Any more AiW/Dazzles stuff?
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>Gummby with a wig
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I did a thing for super secret writefag Dimir board on infinichan and figured you guys might like it. So here, take some shit. http://pastebin.com/vz9nX68V
Now to go back to being a lazy shit
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>>27269788
I like this alternate world, is there more of it?
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>>27269862
>tfw you will never a Adagigumbio

Forever sad
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>>27269570

One reason why I don't use credit cards is that companies tend to share their clients' data. My father got a credit card once and shortly after every other company started calling us to advertise their crap. Keep in mind that we were paying to not have our phone number on the phonebook.
And another reason (which covers PayPal and the like) is that I'd end up impulse-buying a bunch of crap from my childhood and I'd become Rusty Brown.

And let's not forget commisions. Lots and lots of commisions.

>>27269586

I'm gonna have to look into it then.

Okay, minigame idea. Arm wrestling. A buttom masher where anon arm wrestles Aria.

Another minigame idea. Leg wrestling. A button masher where anon leg wrestles Sonata.

Another minigame idea. Staring contest. A button masher where anon and Adagio are locked into a staring contest.

Another minigame idea. Inventory puzzle. Think of it like stuffing loot in your chest in Diablo 2. The player is given a number of items and a space that he has to fit them all in. The catch is that there are dead squares here and there in the available space, forcing the player to find just the right item placement.

>>27269597

I thought it was funny. Like they made fun of themselves for having such low budget.

>>27269713

Do tell.
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>>27268686
>>27268696
That's looking nice.
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>>27270050
She was staying over while she was doing a world tour. Super duper non-traditional anti Cis lesbian variant. Cool girl, just letting me know she wasn't interested. We basically went on a string of adventures, jumping fences, climbing volcanoes, and breaking into WWII era ruins. I'm kind of an odd guy. I look a little small and dorky, but I'm actually really athletic. We actually marched through a blizzard on one of the volcanoes. I think the fact that I had entire shelves dedicated to different varieties of tea also impressed her, along with the pony thing. And my anarchistic tendencies. Pretty sure I am still the only guy she's had sex with.
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>>27269958
Gtpone is slow and boring as shit
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>>27269855
>Fangirl
>girl
>a girl in my dazzlings thread.

you dont say?
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>>27270637
Did you forget that BG9 is also a girl?
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>>27270660
And Wee. And I think there are one or two others.

Still wondering if
>>27245102
>>27246085
from last thread really means what it seems to be implying. Cause crazy fangrills... kinda hot.
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>>27270731
Dazzle thread usually has the least amount of autists to scare them away so we likely have the most girls lurking. Pretty much the most normalfag place on /mlp.
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>>27270875
>Pretty much the most normalfag place on /mlp/
>not Anon's Pie Quest
That thread is overflowing with normies.
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>>27270904
I wanna kiss the chicken. But anywho, this general DOES seem to be a little less sperg-ey than some others.
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>>27270904
>you will never protect their smiles.JPEG

I only really follow this and age difference, with occasional dips into Scilight. There was a pet anon one I also wrote for that I liked too.
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>>27270962
And it doesn't posses the level of faggotry Fingerbang does
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>>27270660
WHAT NO I DIDN'T

ive been liking a womens stories?

A womens?!

This is worse then that time i found out the author of the outsiders was a chick ;~;
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>>27271020
hey, don't talk shit about fingerbang.
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>>27270962
so we could say the dazzlings are kind of like a gateway drug of sorts?
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>>27271244
You're right, it's rude to speak ill of the dead.
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>>27266126
"Have you heard of the Lonesome Loser?"
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>>27271251
Yeah, actually. This shit is the first thread I popped into, and the first thread I wrote green for. You fuckers cursed me to this life.
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>dad-anon with Dazzle daughters
>Aria wants to go shopping for the upcoming Spring dance
>she wants a nice dress
>you just hope it's not expensive
>...
"Alright, we're here."
>"Finally."
"I'm gonna drop you off at the entrance while I find a parking spot. Stay out of trouble while you are in there."
>"Yeah, yeah." Aria said in an uncaring tone while waving her hand
>she goes into the mall as you you turn to the parking lot
>even for a Wednesday afternoon, this place is packed
>you spent 15 minutes driving in circles trying to find an empty spot
>finally you found one in the mid section and the best part is that it's nearer to the mall
>what a nice find
>you walk inside the mall and looked for the dress store
>the moment you found it you saw Aria at the window
>she was trying a dress on
>huh, her hair is down
>she was wearing a lavender dress
>and it looked like there were tiny stars on the bottom
>it looked very cute on her
>she was looking at the mirror and smiled
>for a moment she looked a princess
>a rare sight to behold
>she then spun around happily while still looking at the mirror
>she eventually noticed you were watching mid-spin and ran to the window
>"STOP LOOKING JERKOFF!" She yelled with embarrassment
>you tried not to laugh
>Aria started bang on the window in frustration
>oh crap, better get in there before you pay for more than the dress
>...
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>>27271271
The song?
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>>27271519
Yes

For some reason, I imagine Aria and Sonata singing that song to Adagio every time I see that art

I still don't know why.
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>>27272010
Bretty cute
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>>27272010
10/10 would drown toddlers
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So, who is ready for something horrible?

>Be Anon, military scientist
>You were in charge of doing experiments that benefited the army.
>But when you were not in charge with doing anything, you go and do home projects, in your home.
>In the dark wet basement, with a new experiment sketched in the ground.
>And test subjects in their cages.
>One was just an animal, a plain ordinary dog.
>The other, a blue and naive human girl with a power source that could make this experiment happen!
>You were going to discover a way to use transmutation circles to create hybrid soldiers!
>You need to test it first before showing it off to the generals first. It has to be PERFECT
If you guys are curious, than let me know and I will continue.
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>>27272178
DO IT FAGGOT NO BALLS
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>>27272178
>see FMA ref
>inb4 BG9

>>27272194
fuck... nevermind.
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>>27272178
Let's play Edward
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>>27269971
http://nekojackun.deviantart.com/gallery/56018601/The-Worst-Comic
Here you go. His art's pretty good, and you're bound to recognize some of it, though he has trouble with English as it isn't his first language. Be warned that everything about his OC 'Red' is Sasuke-level cringy.
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>>27270050
>slightly lewd minigames
oh yesssss.
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>>27270965
hnggggggggggg
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>>27272844
https://derpibooru.org/978788
https://0bluse.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Play-548057944
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>>27272911
Good stuff there sir!
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>>27272911
>https://derpibooru.org/978788
>that aria line

perfect.
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Well, I promised it so here it is. Make a Mistake continues once again.

>”Why hello there, Anopsia!”
>That nasally, intimate laughter.
>That controlled way of breathing that exists simply to show off her control.
>That mix of affection for a friend and disdain for a stranger her tone contains.
>It's all so familiar...
>... And all so infuriating.
“Goddammit, Strangelove.”
>You rub your temples in futile effort to not blow up.
>You fail miserably.
"Jesus H-Bomb To Start Another World War Christ! I'm not gonna listen to your word-games right now, Strangelove! And neither am I a defect in visual field of a person! Was that just a lame way to call me blind!?"
>You also fail to not get tangled in her wordplay.
>You feel so cheap.
>Cheap like third-rate Chinese copy sold in a flea market.
>"B-but, you call me Straightlove..."
"Don't make me sound like a bigot!"
>"And thus, here we are."
"Don't ignore me!"
>"A bus; there we are!"
"I'm pretty sure you and I are not using public transportation services right now! Could you please get your act together, Strangelove!?"
>Judging from the pitying looks all the people around you are giving you, you look just as pathetic as you sound.
>No, perhaps a bit more.
>To yell at a phone after such a climactic battle scene... it feels you're kicking the corpse of tension.
>Tension that Southpaw and her stupid ringtone already killed.
>"Well well, now that the greetings are out of the way..."
>Strangelove coughs as if nothing had happened.
>"It seems that I managed to catch you at a bad time? Or perhaps you could say my call came at the very right time?"
>You roll your shoulders as you answer. They feel like they're permanently stuck on battle-mode.
"More of the latter. Your timely intervention through Sweden's only musical gift to the world... well, besides Kent... managed to save all our hides and prevent a lot of property damage."
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>>27273138

>"Ah. Her taste in music still hasn't changed, has it? Vile woman, in all the right ways."
>You glance at Southpaw, who's eyeing up Aria.
>Both the Siren and the woman-in-red have stood down for now.
>There's no longer looming sense of doom in the air.
>That being said, you're still not sure you're out of the shark-infested waters.
>The only thing you can do is cling to the lifering that's taken the shape of your mysterious neighbor and hope for the best.
"I take it you know her, then?"
>You stare deep into those felines eyes of Southpaw.
>She glances at you for a moment.
>You no longer feel fear, but neither are you calm.
>She's so infused with magic of the other world she might as well be toxic.
>"You could say that, but only you and no one else. Anyone other who has seen us interact would classify it as a relationship that has far more to do with 'hating' than 'knowing'. Even a scientist like me is capable of baseless hatred. Baseless emotion, yet base emotion. Funny, right?"
>She chuckles again, the line cracking her voice a bit.
>It's not really funny.
>Or it could be, but you're a bit too tired to be laughing.
>A lot has been happening lately.
"Can you get to the point, Strangelove? Sorry, but I've been through a lot today. Do you know her?"
>"Well, I suppose I also know her. I'm much too of a researcher to hate something I know nothing about. Like I said, she's a vile woman."
>You can almost hear the venom seep into Strangelove's tone.
>"But not in the current sense. She's vile in the original, latin sense of the word. She's worthless. Common. Base. Just like that base emotion of hatred I talked about."
>Something about the way she puts it makes you shiver.
>"Unfortunately, something base is something low in position. In other words, it's the foundation in which we build everything else."
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>>27269855
L O N D O N
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man how come you dazzlefags get the good content creators but best dazzle gets no love
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>>27273139

>Vitriol is something rarely heard from the mouth of this scientist.
>"Base is something simple. Simple is something primal. Primal is something which precedes it all. Ergo, progenitor."
>Your breath catches in your throat.
>She can’t possibly mean...?
>”Yes. That woman you see before you, that Southpaw, that Hell-in-Crimson, is one of the leading witches back in the other world… and the one who brought magic, for the first time, into this world.”
>Something wavers in the air.
>Perhaps it’s your vision under the weight of this new knowledge.
>Perhaps it’s a newfound respect.
>Perhaps it’s fear.
>”Thanks to my research into the subject, I’ve been running afoul her every now and then. Like many creatures banished from that other dimension, she ended up in ours with fraction of her powers. The only thing that’s helping her recovery is that poison she drinks.”
>Poison?
>She means Striga Soda.
>That foul-smelling, rotten-berry-like soda she’s so fond of.
>”Striga, in other words, witchweed. A parasitic plant that’s a major cause of crop losses down in Africa. A basic plant which relies upon the lifeforce of others, now relied upon by her to provide her with magical force. It’s a case of predator preying upon a predator, you could say.”
>In other words, Southpaw relies upon that soda.
>Take it away from her, you take away her power.
>That would be the logical conclusion.
>But frankly, you’re having hard time being logical as you stare at your female-clone that’s currently at her side, nursing her nose.
“So, what? She’s a super powerful witch. Does that mean she’s responsible for, well, you know what?”
>For a moment, you blink.
>For a moment, you see black.
>For a moment, you see that darkness that almost swallowed up you and Sonata.
>It’s a sickening feeling.
>”Oh, you mean the E. Cross? Nope. At least, I don’t think she is. She maybe a witch but she hardly has access to superimposed physical systems.”
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>>27273151

>You breathe a sigh of relief.
>At the very least, you’re not confronting that nightmare again.
>Instead it’s just some other magical wackjob that seems to have popped up in this city.
“And that thing with her? The one that… the one that looks like me? Except with boobs?”
>You hear Strangelove snort loudly out of amusement.
>”S-sorry about that. Didn’t mean have you hear that.”
“What, so you were gonna laugh anyway?”
>”Why of course. In any case, that’s her assistant, slave, minion… whatever you want to call it. At the very core, it’s just a collection of malleable cells under absolute control of the mind, making it capable of taking any form it wants, male or female.”
>Strangelove’s voice sounds oddly bitter as she continues.
>Like she just bit into a lemon.
>”Rapid Emulation Polymorph, my mother called it. I just shortened it as ‘Rep’.”
>Ouch.
>That was bonafide childhood angst seeping through her words there.
>And it wasn’t hard to reason why.
>If Strangelove had been close enough with the thing to give it pet names, it hanging out with Southpaw now must be a sore point.
>You realize it’s best not to delve too deeply into that Quaker-Oats-can-of-worms.
“Alright. So… what should we do? Just a minute or so ago, Southpaw and Aria here were about to tear down the whole neighborhood. How am I supposed to defuse this situation?”
>”Oh, don’t worry about that. I already did it for you. Even that witch is not exempt from some rules of this world, most of which involve revealing existence of things supernatural to the general public.”
>You can just imagine the smug look on Strangelove’s face.
>Well, you could if you knew what she looked like.
“Wait, really? So, erhm… what did you want to talk with me about? Just say hi? You know we’re meeting tonight, right?”
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>>27273155

>”I know, I know. But there’s a little change in plans, and since I couldn’t reach you, I figured I’d give her a call and save your skin while I was at it. Oh, and remember to mention me this tonight when we meet. Otherwise I’ll forget.”
>Huh?
>What did she mean by that?
>And was it just you, or was Strangelove always… weirder than usual when on the phone?
“Ooookay. I’ll remind you tonight. Anyways, change in plans? What do you mean with that?”
>”Simple. My six friends… hum, ‘assistants’ sounds better… yes, my six assistants are currently running some errands for me in town. I was supposed to meet them in ten minutes or so near the school. Could you go and tell them to meet me at my apartment? I want all of you people here at the same time.”
“Wait… can’t you just give them a call or something? Why do I have to run errands for you?”
>Strangelove clicks her tongue.
>”Other than saving your hide?”
“Okay, fair point.”
>”Well, I’m betting they have quite a lot of stuff to bring here, and with none of those girls having a license, they’re probably hauling them on foot.”
>For a moment, Strangelove’s voice dips into a pool of honey and sarcasm.
>”And a gentleman like you would *never* leave girls in such trouble… would he?”
>You can only sigh in defeat.
>It’s not easy arguing with Strangelove.
>Even less so when there’s something she wants.
“Fine, I’ll go meet them. I guess I can see it as a payment for saving my ass here. Still, you drive a hard bargain, you know?”
>Strangelove chuckles.
>”That’s me. Nothing but coffee, science and sarcasm to keep me going. And can you believe people used to call me awkward?”
>You gasp in mock-surprise.
“No! Really?”
>”Yes! Really really!”
“And yet here you are, having graduated from awkward to just plain ol’ weird!”
>You both laugh at that.
>It’s a tired laugh between two people who are way past being amused by such jokes.
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>>27273158

>”In any case, I’ll see you in couple of hours, Anonymous. Take care.”
>You smile, despite her not being able to see it.
“Yeah. You too, Strangelove.”
>You shut the phone and throw it at Southpaw, who catches it nimbly.
>Odd silence falls upon the street.
>At some point, all the eyes fell upon you.
>To be completely honest, it’s sort of embarrassing.
“So… Strangelove said she sorted out this whole battle thing. Is that right?”
>You raise an eyebrow at Southpaw, who rolls her eyes.
>”Yeah, yeah. Ya can stop growlin’ at me, Melior. Ain’cha got anything better to do, like ogle Tiger Daddy-O here some more?”
>Southpaw’s juvenile cackle is almost enough to make Aria fly into rage again, but you put your hand on her shoulder.
>Instead she chooses to just look sullen and pouts.
>A look that’s surprisingly endearing, coming from someone like her.
“And you’re just gonna do as she tells you?”
>You’re glad if that’s the case, but somehow it’s a bit hard to believe.
>Southpaw just shrugs in response.
>”No way I’m gonna risk gettin’ screeched more by that Space Cadet. Ya and I are gonna settle this peacefully, savvy?”
“Fine with me. I think we’ve caused enough commotion as it is.”
>You all glance around the area.
>Glass, concrete and steel are all victims in a hundred meter radius around the battlezone.
>Police are probably gonna show up at any minute now.
>”Fair point, Tiger Daddy-O. It’s good that at least one of ya has a head on his shoulders.”
>A meaningful glance towards Aria and Glimmer almost restarts the whole fight.
>Thankfully you manage to hold the girls back.
“Easy. We don’t need more trouble right now.”
>Aria is practically grinding her own teeth to dust.
>”That bitch *hurt* you Roadie! I’m not gonna let her-”
“I’m fine, Aria. But thanks.”
>You try to offer Deep Purple your most reassuring smile, and that seems to pay off.
>She calms down.
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>>27273165

>Still… it’s kind of humbling.
>Aria’s that angry at Southpaw because of you.
>You.
>The guy she slapped less than two months ago.
“...”
>You’re suddenly very conscious of your hand on her slender shoulder.
>A fact that does not go unnoticed by certain Starlight Glimmer.
>”Oh? And here I was under the impression that this young man was not spoken for. At least that’s one of the perks Trixie mentioned to me.”
>Letting go of Aria like she was hot coals, you turn your accusing glare at the mage, who giggles.
“Don’t get any ideas, Starchild. Aria and I aren’t that way.”
>”Oh? Then should I take your hand as some sort of suggestion?”
>For a moment, you’re confused.
>Then you remember that Purple Stuff wasn’t the only one you had to push back after Southpaw’s agitation.
>Thus, you find your traitorous arm safely parked between Starlight Glimmer’s breasts as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
“Motherfucker-!”
>If your retreat from Aria was fast, this is instantaneous.
>For a moment, you’re sure that divine retribution is about to follow.
>Hell hath no fury like woman scorned, and all that.
>Instead, you hear both Aria and Glimmer cackling like couple of idiots.
>”You were right, Aria! He has the most hilarious reactions!”
>”I know, right? Roadie’s Grade A comedy material!”
>You turn your deadpan stare at them with little effect.
>The two of them are too busy mimicking your escapades of few seconds ago.
>Seeing that you lost the respect of your comrades-in-arms, you turn to Southpaw.
>Goddammit, even he’s snickering.
“You wanna say something, Cruella?”
>”Oh, nothing. Just thought yer keepin’ some interesting company, that’s all.”
“Oh screw you too. You’re travelling with a goddamn andalite here.”
>Your female clone cocks an eyebrow at you.
>”What? You offering a cinnamon bun, White-Gold Stripes?”
>It’s like talking with yourself.
>Dreadful.
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>>27273168

“Anyways, if we’re not gonna fight, shouldn’t we split? I doubt any of us wants to face the cops.”
>Southpaw nods.
>”Not a bad idea, Tiger Daddy-O. It’s a shame to cut this meeting so short, but what can ya do? This world ain’t ready for clash of titans like this.”
>She gestures towards the group around you.
>You have to admit, she’s probably right.
>Just about everyone here is a fighter of some sort.
>Well, except for Trixie, who’s hiding behind Gilda at the moment.
>Aria and Glimmer, Gilda and Limestone, Dust and Kiddy Duo next to you.
>They’ve all proven they’re willing to get their hands dirty if need be.
>”Still, would love to chat with ya some more. Tell ya what, the next time we meet, I’ll treat ya to some Korean BBQ. We can talk while eatin’ proper meat.”
>Southpaw winks at you, though not in a friendly way.
>It’s a gesture that promises more than a fair share of troubles in the future.
>You’re not looking forward to this meeting.
>Even if it involves a ton of grilled meat.
>”A’ight, we’re gonna go then. Catch ya later, Tiger Daddy-O.”
>As the lot of you watch, Southpaw turns around in a flurry of her crimson coat.
>Your clone, the one that Strangelove referred to as Rep, finger guns at you like some sort of Soviet double-agent and follows her.
>It’s a surreal sight, watching the two of them melt into the blood-red sunset slicing the horizon.
>They don’t walk fast, but they disappear into that bleeding color that fills your eyes completely, swallowing them up and painting the back of your brain.
>You’re eventually woken up from your stupor by Aria nudging you with her elbow.
>”Roadie? We should get going too.”
“Right.”
>You motion to everyone, and together you hastely scamper away from the crime scene.
>That’s one convenience store you can never return to.
>Not that you needed to.
>They sold absolute rubbish when it came to beer.
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>>27273173

>Not long after that, you’re all back to the park where you parked your car.
>You fish out a cigarette while others get ready to leave, and light it up.
>Honestly, you wanted to go on a binge after what you experienced, but you needed to keep strong facade.
>Sure enough, that experience with the darkness that you shared with Sonata… it was terrifying.
>But at the same time, it was totally alien.
>Something you could not quantify or put into words. Therefore, you had hard time thinking back to it.
>But this? You were face-to-face with a magical maniac just a few minutes ago.
>One that had wanted to do all sorts of awful things to your brain, or so it seemed.
>When she left, Southpaw did act all civilized, but her eyes never betrayed her predatory nature.
>A danger with a face was always easier to relate to than one without.
>But right now, you didn’t want to relate to this particular danger.
>You got far too many problems to deal with already.
>Throwing in a witch and her shapeshifting minion was too much.
>”I guess we got an answer to one question, Roadie.”
>Aria comments this as she sits next to you, stretching like a cat.
>Her right cheek is showing the signs of a growing bruise.
“Oh?”
>That’s all you can say.
>”Remember how some people had spotted you skulking around the city at dark? It must’ve been that minion of Southpaw.”
>Oh. Right.
>Sonata did mention something like that, didn’t she? Days ago.
>But that just begs another question.
>Why did the minion want to look like you to begin with?
>”Err… Roadie? You okay?”
>Aria directs her surprisingly worried face towards you.
>Despite her tough-as-nails exterior, she could pick up on subtle cues quite easily.
>Or perhaps it was just because of that.
“I… suppose not. Hell of a lot of crazy stuff going on. Every day just seems more bizarre than the last.”
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>>27273176

>Aria looks downcast, grasping her own arms for support.
>”That might be our fault, yeah. Like, Adagio has this theory. She says that eventually, bizarre attracts more bizarre. So when you started hanging out with us, you got into the line of fire or something.”
>It does make some sense.
>Before you met the Dazzlings, you couldn’t even begin to imagine getting caught up stuff like this.
>Magic?
>Other worlds?
>Beings that claim to be fish-horses yet look like your regular teenage girls?
>Endless darkness and a witch with a shapeshifting companion?
>It sounded like something out of a trashy fantasy novel.
>Except you were its protagonist, and the novelty was wearing thin.
>Still…
“Nah. Just look at the school we’re in. CHS seems like a magnet for all things supernatural.”
>You flash a tired grin at Aria.
“So with you or without you, I’d be part of it whether I want it or not. At least this way, I get to brave this storm with friends.”
>That seems to take Aria by surprise.
>She stares right up at you, those mulberry eyes full of something you can’t quite grasp.
>It’s a bit late, but somehow you’re only now realizing how much taller you are than Aria.
>Even Sonata is shorter than you. Adagio is like a midget. But Aria…
>Her presence was always so powerful she seemed to tower above you.
>But now, as she looks up at you with her lips slightly parted and breath stuck somewhere in the back of her throat…
>She looks shorter.
>Yet far closer to you than she’s ever been.
>Close enough to reach out and-
>”Roadie?”
“Yeah?”
>You snap out of that stupor.
>The moment’s gone, just like that.
>Whatever odd magic took hold of you there and fogged up your mind is gone now.
>Instead, it’s replaced by Aria’s cheeky grin as she elbows you gently to the ribs.
>”Thanks. And, like, I mean. We all appreciate you being in this with us, right in the middle of this insanity.”
“Don’t mention it.”
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>>27273187

>Journey to CHS doesn’t take long, even with the lot of you.
>On the trip there, you get introduced formally to the new members of the team.
>Starlight Glimmer is a student of a nearby high school of Crystal Prep.
>Straight-A student, she’s something of a child prodigy.
>Only problem is that she’s devoted her life to occult research, citing a ‘childhood trauma’ as the reason.
>No reason to dig there more than you have to.
>Still, her knowledge about the supernatural seems to be why she knows Trixie, who’s an amateur researcher on the subject herself.
>The pipsqueak duo that came with her are Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
>A former queen bee of the freshmen and her yes-man.
>The former had been overthrown when she lost the class president race to some other student.
>Apparently this was because of a trio known as ‘Crusaders’.
>Instead of an influx in Deus Vult, it was a group consisting of three other freshmen.
>Two were little sisters to Heart of Dixie and Cosmopolitan.
>Third was a ring rat of California Games.
>Diamond Tiara went on and on about how the three had cheated her out of her victory.
>Silver Spoon, though, told with a hushed voice that Tiara had just been too proud to admit her mistakes.
>She had been a big time bully, apparently. Tiara even lashed out at Silver Spoon in the end.
>But now, a big emotional breakdown later, the two had somehow patched their friendship and were ready to begin again.
>Still by their own rules, not ones shoved to them by someone else.
>Hence why they were here.
>They had heard how the Dazzlings and you operated, and wanted to be a part of the group.
>Funny thing, people apparently counted you as part of the Dazzlings now.
>Well, funny until they start calling you ‘Anon Razzle’ or something.
>At that point, heads will fly.
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>>27273192

>”And *then*, Anon, I told those three idiots to keep their pity, because I’d get some real friends! Hah! You should’ve seen their faces when I told them about you!”
>Diamond Tiara, unsurprisingly, is still talking your ear off when you steer to the parking lot of CHS.
>It’s sort of endearing, in a grating kind of way.
>A bit like Trixie, in fact.
>”They had the *gall* to act like you were some sort of criminal! The nerve! I should’ve slapped the taste out of their-”
“You know, I was actually in juvie.”
>”W-well, still. It’s rude, right? Whatever you did is in the past now, right? So they should leave well enough alone and judge you by what you do now.”
“I think I shoved a guy into a locker just few days ago. No wonder they’re afraid of me.”
>”And just before, you immediately stepped forth to protect us when the going got rough. No bad person would do that on instinct, I say. Whatever Flash Sentry did to you back then must’ve been lot worse.”
“I… Thanks, Diamond Tiara. It’s nice that you think so highly of me.”
>You roll your eyes as the blushing girl keeps on blabbing.
>From the corner of your eye, you can see Silver Spoon mouthing the word ‘fangirl’ silently to the rest of the group, who all chuckle at that.
>Looks like the way you stood up to Southpaw really made an impression on the candy-colored heiress.
>Enough that she’s still yapping when you get out of your car.
>It’s sort of relief when you notice a group loitering around the entrance, and you can focus on what to do next.
“You guys wait here.”
>You turn to look at the ragtag collection of people you’ve assembled.
“I’ll give them Strangelove’s message and if they have something they need to put in the trunk, help them with that. After that it’s off to see Adagio and Sonata.”
>God knows you’re gonna pay for leaving the former alone.
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>Sonata might look like a kicked puppy, which was bad enough alone.
>Adagio, on the other hand, was much worse.
>She’d make you *pay* for abandoning her, one way or another.
>And every second spent away from there gave her more time to think of a perfect punishment.
>Steps hastened by that thought, you hurry to meet these assistants of Strangelove.
>As you approach them, taking a long drag of your cigarette, you notice something strange.
>They’re all wearing uniforms you don’t recognize.
>Could they be from another school?
>Maybe Crystal Prep, the same one Glimmer goes to?
“Hey there! Are you Strangelove’s people?”
>You direct this question at the group as you approach, giving a lazy wave with your hand.
>“Sure, that’s us! Did she send you to look for us? Sorry for the trouble!”
>One of the girls approaches you with a sweet smile and apologetic words.
>In about 0.8 seconds, the former turns into a scowl and latter into a curse.
>”That shut-in nerd could have come herself, though!”
>Aaaaand now she’s back to smiling.
>Oh boy.
>Looks like the trouble isn’t over yet.
>Out of the frying pan and into the asylum, or how it goes?
>As you get closer, you vaguely realize you’ve seen the frontman of these girls before.
>That soft serve hair and those freckles are a dead giveaway.
>She and her friend were at Gilda’s gym just last night.
>And you gave them a good scare back then, didn’t you?
>An awkward expression rises to your face.
“W-well, this is a surprise. Looks like we meet again. How’s it hangi-”
>Your words die in your mouth as the contagious smile on the girl’s face withers away, revealing a look of deep disgust.
>”Ugh, seriously, are you a stalker? That’s gross, way too gross, mega gross! Stop right there and keep that 5 meter distance between us, alright?”
>Well then.
>Where’s a good tumbleweed when you need one?
>You need something to offset this awkwardness.
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>>27273202

“N-no. Listen here, I’m just a messenger. From Strangelove. She told me to tell you that she wants you guys to meet her at her place instead of here. And that I should help if you have some heavy stuff to carry.”
>Your only hope is to push on.
>”Weeell, why didn’t you say so! I thought you were some creepy old uncle, you know? Oh! I’m Sour Sweet, by the way. Nice to meet you!”
>First the sweetness.
>”But seriously, if you’re a stalker, I’m gonna knock you out you sicko. And don’t offer you hand, I’m not gonna touch it. Freak.”
>Followed by sourness.
>This one was gonna be a blast to be around with.
>Desperate to get away from the frontman, you glance at the rest of the group.
>First up is a purple one that looks like she belongs in an interview of a fashion magazine.
>“Really? Leather and fur? Then again, I suppose your frame supports the look. No offense, m’kay?”
>Next to her is the blue one with glasses and quite the deadpan stare.
>”You know, smoking is really bad for you and you should stop immediately.”
>Nobody asked you. Next.
>The girl besides the blunt one is just staring at you, arms folded.
>”Looks like she found someone stranger than herself. That’s surprising.”
>Well, this is turning out to be a warm welcome.
>Luckily, the pompadour chick carrying a tower of boxes grins as she sees you.
>”Oh, hey. It’s you.”
>She looks like she’s about to say more, but she’s violently tackled to the side.
>Her place is taken by-
“Oh no.”
>Nononononono!
>”Oh hey! It’s you!”
>That voice, screeching like Dio himself, floods your ears.
>Memories well up as colors of green fill your vision.
>”No, I’m not who you-”
>”Omigosh! It’s really you!”
>A flying tackle drives all the air out of your lungs.
>Before you even know what happened, you’re on your back on the asphalt.
>On top of you?
>Lemon Zest.
>”Hi Anon!”
>Your indie-scene fangirl #1.
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>>27273206
And that's it for today. Looking back at it, maybe I rambled a bit too much in this one.
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>>27270376
>I had entire shelves dedicated to different varieties of tea

That sounds gay. No wonder a lesbian bedded you. Pic related.
In all seriousness though, I'm fucking jealous of all you people here who enjoy such colourful lives and have interesting friends. Me, even if I stopped being such a festering heap of Salness, I'd still be living in a place full of grey, sensationless normie idiots.
I guess that's what hurts me about /dzg/. Seeing the other kids having fun in the playground from my room's window.Plus the Dazzlings not being real and seeing this place dead.

>>27272844
>lewd

Another minigame idea. Conga drums. The screen is Aria's ass and back. The player has to hit buttons in the right moment in order to make anon play a melody by slapping the buttocks.
This will look even better if Aria isn't static when you're not slapping her (breathing) and if her asscheeks get redder the more you hit them.

Another minigame idea. Dazzling pinball. A pinball game where the table background pic is a naked Dazzling (close up on the torso area) and the various bumpers are her erogenous zones. The out hole is her vagina. The higher your score, the more ecstatic the Dazzling's facial expression becomes, until she opens her mouth. You can then put your ball in her mouth for a large bonus, an extra ball, shits and giggles.
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>>27269958
I missed you Tapeworm.
>>27270546
awww
We're working on the traffic. Why can't we ever be good enough for you?
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>>27273636
I'll stick my dick in any of your holes to cheer you up
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>>27273033
Christ, that makes no fucking sense with the no emotions and all

Also, more-anorexic-than-usual adagio and aria
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>>27273636
If its any consolation, I'm also the guy who went to the gang bang with the momDagio lookalike. So it might just be me. Don't start thinking the whole thread is filled with going around banging lesbians.

These adventures are just little islands of light in what's honestly a dark giant ocean. So I write about Anon fucking horses and fish.
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>>27273206
>You'll never have a fangirl lemon zest to make aria jealous
Why even live?
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>>27273220
Rambling didn't bother me in anyway.
Nice work mate.
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>>27265855
anyone here know where this is from?

I can't find it on derpibooru
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>>27274638
That's good to know. Sometimes I look back at what I wrote and wonder what the sam hell I was thinking. Especially during the times when the supposedly rough-and-tumble Anon is emulating the best of drunken hobo pseudo-philosophy in his thoughts.
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>page 8
>see pic
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>>27275970
There were a few threads a year or so ago where people slapped a bunch of video camera templates on lewd pics. That was one of them. Can't find my folder I saved a bunch of them in at the moment.
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>>27275970
The animation was made by kajio
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http://i.imgur.com/6pMfKGZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/c1H4LOA.jpg
Enjoy
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>>27273138
Wait, is this the beginning or are you continuing it from somewhere?
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Enjoy
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http://i.imgur.com/SscZAUD.png
Curse you file size limit.
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Curse you file size limit.
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>>27277343
Continuing from an old ass thing that's been my on-again-off-again green in this thread. Previous stuff can be found at the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/MistakeAnon
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>>27277530
>dazzles have a straight back
>that anon lordosis

my sides
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>>27277588
It ain't easy being physically deformed.
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>>27277374
That one is actually cute.
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>>27274341
>I'm also the guy who went to the gang bang with the momDagio lookalike

nigga what
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>>27274341
>I'm also the guy who went to the gang bang with the momDagio lookalike

nigga what

I want picture of said mom.
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>>27277941
Dyertt
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>>27277530
OH MY GOD HE RETURNS!
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>>27273206
Please don't fade away anon.
I love this story!
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>>27278644
Not gonna fade away. I'll try to squeeze out updates whenever I can. With summer coming up, I'll have some time off from work as well.

Plus the gang's finally assembled in the story, so we'll start getting to the meat of it. I'm stoked to write it.
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>>27278836
My body is so ready for this.
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>tfw haven't heard from C&C anon in ages
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>>27246440
So, I did get started on this.

Early WIP, cuz
>>27268708

I'm assuming the chick's proportions here are very important to the request, so the body in this case is a pretty near trace of the photo.

Not close to done yet, but at a point that's worth a share.
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>>27279970
Especially gonna re-do the hair with cleaner ink, FYI. What's there is just the "sketch layer" so far, so the strokes are kinda blocky and 'meh'. Diggin' how the eyes came out, tho.
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>>27279970
https://youtu.be/hR-NXv5Tma0?t=1m13s
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>>27279970
Based Sky. Thank you.
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>>27279970
Nice
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>>27279548
Your face is a Buick?

Honk honk
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>>27280293
I miss that comic
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>>27278862
But is your body ready for heavy duty cuddles at maximum velocity?
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>>27279970
Thank you so much, Sky! It looks so good and I can't wait to see the final pic. Again, thanks!
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Morning /dzg/
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>>27280972
Ugh, morning, where's the coffee
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>>27280972
>Had to get up early for work
>Employer calls yesterday and asks if I'll be able to make it
>Get sick and have to call in this morning last minute in complete embarrassment
Hold me /dzg/, I don't like starting mornings like this.
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>>27274471

>You wake up in the morning feeling a little cold
>You're naked
>Last night you had sex with Lemon Zest
>She showed up at your doorstep with hands behind the back and a timid smile in her face
>"Oh my gosh! My name is Lemon Zest and I'm, like, your biggest fan! I looove your work!"
>She was quiet at first but as soon as she got her motor running, she was laughing and talking at top volume
>You invited her inside, embarassed to have a girl do Duffy Duck's flipout sketch
>Her hype was infectuous though and you were soon happy and excited yourself
>You asked her if she'd like to stay and watch Redline with you
>She squeed and clapped
>The music, the action, the style...With senpai!
>You watched it together and loved every minute
>At some point you stroked her lime green hair
>She didn't recoil
>You inched close
>She closed her eyes
>Your lips met
>You spent the rest of the night connecting physically and emotionally
>And then you slept together, reluctant to part
>Her body heat kept you pleasantly warm
>But now you're cold
>You turn and reach for her, but you only find empty, cold bedsheets
"Whah? Where is she? *Sniff sniff!*"
>Someone's cooking meat, and it tastes delish!
>Your sweetheart is cooking you breakfast. Awww
>You make your way to the kitchen
>Your clothes are all over the house
>She's cooking naked
>That's so hot
>"Good morning love!" you say as you open the door
>You see a firm, naked ass and back
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>>27281353

>Wait, purple? Pigtails?
>"Shit!"
>Aria turns around, too quickly for the apron to follow
>You catch a glimpse of her athletic body
>"Fuck! I mean, good morning anon. Breakfast isn't ready yet. Go back to sleep and I'll wake you up when I'm ready. Ahem, when it's ready."
>It's that stalker Aria again
>Something is wrong here
"Aria...Why are you here? Where's Lemon?"
>"Lemon? I-err sheee left? She left! She said she didn't love you."
"She left."
>"Yeah."
"Stark naked. She just left."
>"Ye-"
>*Bam!*
>Sonata kicks the storage room door open and enters the kitchen
>She is wearing a very familiar set of headphones
>"I was born to kill till the day I die! Born to kill...Daranananaaaana~Hey Aria, where do I put that?"
>You look at what Sonata is holding
>It's Lemon's head!
>You scream at the top of your lungs as you run away
"Somebody! HELP! HE-shiii-"
>You trip on the discarded clothes and go flying until you fall and hit your head
>.......
>You wake up tied to a chair
"Wha-Fuck!"
>You're at the table with the Dazzlings
>They are having a rich lunch
>They eat with their hands. None of them bothers with such nonsense as knives and forks
>They are like wild dogs eating an animal they just tore apart
>"It's funny! She's a jew and she ended up in the oven!" comments Sonata
>Adagio notices you're awake
>She regains her composure, straightens her back, swallows down her bite and turns to you
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>>27281373

>"Ah, Anonymous. Nice of you to join us. Apologies for the mess. We'll clean it up later."
"Mess?! What mess?!"
>"In the living room. You didn't see it, did you? Never mind then. I wonder how could have missed it though."
>"Aria did it! Aria clean it!" says Sonata with her mouth full
>They killed Lemon Zest! In your living room!
"Monsters!"
>All three sirens give you a menacing stare that sends shivers down your spine
>"Don't. Call us. That." says Adagio, venom clear in her voice
>A few seconds pass in tense silence before the girls resume their eating
>"Made a mess on my clothes too. Now I have to burn them along with hers" grumbles Aria
>She turns to you
>I borrowed one of your shirts. You don't mind, right?"
>The murderous girl pulls down at the shirt while puffing her chest
>You can see the shape of her breasts and erect nipples
>Sonata wrings a lemoncup over her plate while licking her lips
>You can't take this madness anymore
>You close your eyes and start crying
>To your surprise, you feel a cool hand caressing your cheek gently
>You open your eyes
>It's none other than Aria
>Gone is the murderous girl from earlier, replaced by a deeply affectionate woman
>"What's wrong, baby?"
>This only adds to your outrage
"What's wrong?! You're crazies! Killers! I loved that girl and you're sitting here in front of me and eating her cooked like some...some pig!"
>Aria throws the bone she was holding into her plate, startling both Adagio and Sonata
>She bolts up, throwing her chair back
>"I love you asshole! I love you, but you never notice me! You could have a sea temptress by your side and instead you choose common whores! You want your fucking girlfriend?"
>You hear Aria's footsteps as she stomps her way to the kitchen
>She returns with Lemon's head
>"Here's your fucking girlfriend!"
>Lemon's eyes are still open, only they're milky white now. Her teeth are clenched, and there's an ugly gash at the back of her head
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>>27281394

>She either didn't see it coming or she was trying to run away
>"Here's your fucking girlfriend! Now kiss!"
>Aria grinds Zest's face against yours, which disturbs you further
>"Hold on. Give me that" says Adagio as she reaches out
>Aria passes the head to Adagio
>Adagio attempts to remove one of the eyes
>"C'mon! C'mooon. Grrr..."
>Adagio shoves her nails behind Lemon's eyeball
>She pulls it until it comes out of the socket
>It took some eye nerve with it
>Adagio throws back her head and raises the eye over her mouth
>She opens wide and sticks out her tongue
>She lowers the eye nerve-first into her mouth
>She makes sickening sucking sounds as she drinks the eye's contents before squishing it between her teeth
>You know some people eat lamb eyes, but to see someone eating a raw human eye!
>"Hey!" says Aria as she kicks your shin
>You are only half flacid
>"I was going to give you the blowjob of your life. For starters. But now you can get it from your girlfriend."
"Oh no. Oh nonono..."
>Aria tries to open Lemon's but her muscles have hardened because of rigor mortis
>Aria takes a spoon and lodges it between Lemon's teeth
>She uses it as a lever and opens Zest's mouth enough to fit her fingers and open it further
>The sight of Aria desecrating your dead brief love is too much for and you start crying again
>Aria throws away the bent spoon and kneels down in front of you
>She puts your penis inside the dead girl's mouth and starts pumping
>"There we go. You like that? You like your girlfriend now?"
>You can't help but recall how Zest had blown you last night
"No...No..." you sob
>Your dick tries to retreat back into your body
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>>27281406

>This only frustrates Aria
>Adagio too. She was enjoying the display of perverted cruelty at first
>Adagio gets up and comes to you
>She puts a soft hand at the back of your hair and kisses you passionately in the mouth
>You can taste the yucky eyeball as she plays with your tongue
>You are disgusted, but your body is happy to be kissed by the poofy-haired succubus
>Adagio presses on by playing with your nipple
>You sob and cry, but your penis gets harder and harder
>You just want to die
>You involuntarily blow your load inside Lemon's mouth
>You're horrified at what they just made you do
>Aria takes the head off your boner and places it on a plate so you can watch as your seed leaks out of your dead lover's neckhole
>"Wow" says Sonata. "Lunch AND a show. What a treat!"
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>>27281414
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>>27280972
>TFW you will never brush/run your fingers through that hair.

Why even fucking live.
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>>27281414
Goodness. I didn't know this was my fetish.
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Qt
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>>27281192
Consider yourself held.
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>>27280865
Well, you're in luck, my friend. I have a mighty need to get home from work and dig into the coloring on this. ~4 hours to go.

Cleaned up the hair ink before bed, as well as making the strokes on her arm a bit thicker. Really loving how this is coming together, esp the face expression. Been staring at that updated version all day at work.

Also - someone find/recommend me a photo of a chick to use for Sonata? Thinking something (tastefully) lewd with a focus on the tiddies, since we've had Dagi's hips and now Aria's ass, as popular headcanon demands.
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>>27282777
I have no idea what's happening here.
But those digits don't lie.
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>>27281414
Jesus, Sal.
I like this.
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>>27281414
I have the weirdest boner right now.
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>>27283735
That's good to hear, bruh.
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>>27284458
Something about this art makes her look like a lifeless doll. It scares me.
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what does this graph mean?
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>>27286850
Bottom: "mazui" tastes bad, maybe implying bad taste in waifu, or ugly personality
Far right: "mendoi" troublesome. The little text says "Celestia is here."

Up and/or left:
> All that kanji
who knows. Probably the opposite of the other two.
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Hey mistake anon, I just went through the prologues and I'm really liking your story. Have you thought of posting on fimfiction?
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>>27265855
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>>27284479
UNF!

Source?
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>>27284479
Nice
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>>27288255
>not knowing Wee's style on immediate sight.
It's on derpi and her tumblr (nsfwee)

>captcha: grass
>pic
delicious irony

Thank you weewoo, for this and >>27265901
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>>27253516
>>27288101
This chicks art is so comfy.
~16 year old girl from Taiwan or something, I think.
Just love it.
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>>27288255
Just a drawing from wee
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>>27288101
OP worthy
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>>27281414
THIS WAS FUCKING GOLD
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>You got those tacos and specifically wrote "ANONS TACOS STAY OUT SONATA"
>And yet she still ate them
>Like a...
>Like a taco stealing whore
>She said she'll take any punishment you wanted to give, as long as you didn't get mad
>And so, you got a single pink sweater for her
"Wear this when you come to town with me today. And only this. That'll be your punishment."
>"Okay! I can do that!"
>10 minutes later she came out of her room dressed in just the sweater
>"O-on second thought I can't wear just this Anon. What if someone sees me?!"
"Too late. You already agreed. And we're about to get going. Come on."
>She lets go of the sweater for a second to grab onto your hand
>When she lets go you see that she decided to wear panties underneath
"Wait, why are you wearing panties?"
>"I can't go out without underwear anon silly!"
"I said JUST the sweater. No bra. No panties. Just the sweater."
>"Y-you can't be serious Anon!"
"I'm completely serious. Now lose them or you lose me as a friend."
>She looked at you apprehensively for a second
>No doubt she was thinking you wouldn't just cut your friendship off over this
>You began to turn
"Fine, if that's your choice. See you never again Sonata."
>You reach for the door and grasp the handle and began to turn
>"WAIT! Fine. I'll do it."
>You look back and see her pull off her panties
>Now she held the sweater tightly over her crotch
"Thank you Sonata. Now let's get going."
>It had been 3 months since you and the "dazzlings" started living together
>They weren't the best roommates in the world, but you really didn't have a choice in the matter
>It was either find some roommates
>Or end up on the street
>You learned very quickly that Sonata enjoyed her tacos
>You might even say it was her favorite food
>But dammit you enjoy tacos too and you gotta teach her somehow
"Alright, let's get going Sonata."
>She tried her very best to cover her crotch with the sweater she had on
>"O-Okay. Where are we going?"
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"I gotta head to the mall for some stuff."
>"The mall?! Nonny, I can't go around the mall like this!"
"It's either that or I never speak to you again."
>Her lip starts to quiver
>"Okay..."
>You unlock your car and the two of you get inside
>She's silent the whole way there
>Unlike her usual talkative self
>Maybe you're going too far...
>No Anon! You have to teach her a lesson somehow!
>You pull into the mall parking lot
>Luckily for her, it's still early so there's not a large amount of people here right now
>But that won't last for long
>"So what do you need from here?"
"Gonna get some new casual shoes from footlocker and get a new suit tailored."
>Oh. That's not so bad then!"
>She seems to have perked up a little bit and put on a small smile
>You get our of your car and walk towards the entrance with Sonata closely behind you
>Once again she was trying her best to cover herself with the sweater the best she could
>You didn't want to really waste time so you went straight to the shoe store
>As you walked by you could see Sonata get a few looks from people who noticed her less than modest attire
>You looked back at her and her face was completely crimson from the looks she was getting
>Seems like your plan was working
>At this rate, she'll never steal your tacos ever again
>You feel a strong tug on your arm, clining onto the cuff of your shirt out of pure desperation.
>"Please, Anon. I won't do it again, I swear. I'm sorry."
>You pretend not to hear her.
>"Anooooon. I said 'anything', but this is going to faaar."
>You sigh.
"Sonata, I got those tacos specifically so that we could all enjoy them, together, and what do I see when I get home?"
>The blue haired girl with you lowers her head in shame, not wanting to make eye contact.
"They were all gone."
>She nods.
>"I'm sorry."
>Ah, your heart.
>No, now is not the time for weakness.
"So, now I've got to go shopping for dinner. Again. And this time it won't be tacos."
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>>27288990
>Sonata refuses to look you in the eye, instead resorting to fiddling with the bottom of her pink sweater.
>"But everyone's looking at me, Anon. Every time I take a step, it- the sweater only covers one side. Unless I pull down from both sides, it rides up and shows everything."
>She looks up, blush and sweat across her face.
>"Please, can we go back to the car? I won't do it aga-"
>The deadpan look you give her tells her all she really needs to know.
"Well, maybe you should be focusing on covering yourself rather than holding into me, then."
>She lets go of you, pulling down the front and back of the fabric, skittering behind you around the store.
>Every time someone appears she hides behind you, but the bright pink really makes her a beacon.
>On the way over here, you were positively seething, so you thought this was a good idea, but now...
>Even you have to admit that this is a bit harsh.
>It's just...
>This isn't even the first time she's done this.
>You just wanted to teach her a lesson.
>Although this might be the wrong way to do it.
>You sigh, picking more things up off the shelf.
>Well, it's not like you can go back on it now.
>You have to show Sonata that you're in control, and that this is what she got herself into.
>You'll apologise for it in a few days, maybe take her out to a restaurant or something.
>But for now you have to make sure she learns her lesson.
"Oh, hey, Sonata."
>She reluctantly looks up at you, a deep crimson on her face.
"I just remembered that Aria asked for more uh... Juice. That one, specifically. Apple and Mango, see it?"
>Following the line you're making with your finger, she looks where you're pointing as her face turns to abject horror.
>It just so happens that the juice Aria wants is on the top shelf, who would've guessed.
>"Anon, no, I can't reach that high. There's no way I can-"
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"Well, Sonata, I'm extremely preoccupied with deciding which of these uh- jars of honey to get. Surely you want this shop to be finished as fast as possible, don't you? Just bring me the juice."
>She pouts, shifting her weight from one leg to the other and doing that weird cry-whine children do.
>"No, Anon, if I try do that, the sweater will just-"
>You interrupt her.
"You're nearly as tall as Aria, aren't you? If you stand on your tip toes and hop a little bit, shouldn't you be able to make it?"
>Actual tears start forming in her eyes as she tries to explain just why she can't do that.
>As if you don't know exactly why.
>"Anon, if I jump, the sw-"
"Oh, I think I should stop by and look for some new shoes, too. It's just a small walk away, seems like a waste not to go."
>You see Sonata's fists shake as she balls them up with all her might, stepping backwards away from you and to the cold drinks aisle.
>She gets under where she needs to be, looking up at the item as if trying to will it to fall off the rack for her.
>It doesn't work.
>You look around, left and right, making sure no other customers are coming around a corner.
>Sure, this is a harsh punishment, and Sonata needs to believe that you're punishing her.
>But it's not like you're going to actually make Sonata expose herself to strangers.
>The thing you asked her for is a little high up, though.
>Even you'd need to raise your arm fully to grasp it.
>Sonata's gonna need to really jump for this one.
>Breathing in and out fully, she quickly looks left and right before bending her knees.
>Here it comes.
>Shooting up, she grasps the carton and pulls it off the shelf.
>Now for the worrying part.
>As Sonata falls, the sweater rides right up her body, exposing everything below her midriff to the cold, refrigerated air.
>Even for just a second, you catch a glimpse of her toned ass as she falls and catches herself, pulling the sweater down to cover her behind.
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>>27289008
>Shuffling quickly over to you like a penguin with a vengeance to pay, she shoves the carton into the basket.
"Thank you, Sona- Oof."
>She slaps you and shuffles off to the tills, waiting to get out of the store.
>Yeah, you deserved that one.
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>"That'll be 27.50 for all of the- uh. Uuuh."
"Yes?"
>The cashier's brain seems to halt a second as she sees, on one hand, a scantily dressed and positively fuming woman, and next to her a man with a big red hand mark on his face.
>"H- Have a nice day."
"You too."
>Picking up the bags, you make your way to the car, Sonata hiding behind you as you walk past each and every passer-by.
>You chuck the food in the trunk, Sonata getting into the car and slamming the door hard.
>As you start the car and leave the garage she doesn't say a word, instead content to leave the car in silence.
>She doesn't even badger you for music or anything.
>Just a wholly silent car ride.
>You bite your cheek.
>Crap.
>Maybe you went a little too far on that one.
>Considering that you and Sonata aren't even-
>Your relationship isn't sexual, really.
>You're just roomates.
>Maybe this was an abuse of power on your part.
>You toyed with her guilt and hurt her.
>How did you not see this coming?
>Your mind drifts from self- deprecation and guilt to those few flashes you got back in the supermarket.
>Sonata and her, well, what you assume to be sisters, sure are drop dead gorgeous women.
>But in that instant it was more mesmerising than anything else.
>You shuffle your legs to quell the reaction taking place between your legs.
>So sorry, Sonata.
>This wasn't the original plan.
>Heading over a few speedbumps, you stop the car and undo your seatbelt.
>Before you can say a single thing, Sonata bolts out the car and up the garage stairs into the building.
>Ooh, you screwed up this time.
>Stepping out the car, you grab the shopping bags and head on upstairs.
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>Opening the door you hear and see no one, so you place the bags in the kitchen and begin putting away all of the food stuffs.
>Closing the fridge door once you finish, you jump back as Adagio appears right behind it.
"Aah! Christ, you scared me there, Agag-"
>"What. Did you do."
>Oh snap.
"I don'-"
>"Sonata is crying in her room, Anon."
>She steps forward as you step back, her anger growing.
>"And you're going to tell me why, right now."
>You hit your back against the counter, half of you saying to vault the damn thing and bolt, but the other half screaming that Adagio would hunt you down and skin you alive.
"I- I dared her, well, forced her to go to the store with me without any underwear on."
>Adagio raises a brow, crossing her arms.
>"Is that al-"
"And without pants."
>SMACK.
>Whew, that one burns.
>Adagio stomps off to Sonata's room, probably to check how she's doing along with Aria.
>You sigh.
>Might as well try make amends and get to work on dinner.
>You'll just listen to some music and the-
>Ah, damn.
>Left your phone in the car.
>Finding the car keys, you trot down the stairs and unlock the car.
>...
>Not in the driver's seat, maybe you-
>Oh, there it is.
>Passenger side door.
>You step into the car and lean over, reaching with your right hand.
>Almost falling, you manage to catch yourself by placing your left hand on the passenger seat, grasping and pulling at your phone.
>You put it into your pocket, wiping off your left hand and going to close the door.
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>Wait.
>Wiping off your left-
>What?
>You look back over at the seat, a slight gleam shining off of it.
>Just a small spot, trickling down into the seat.
>Trailing a finger along it, you bring it up to your face, examining the liquid.
>It slowly runs down your finger, a bead welling up on the tip of your index finger.
>Going against what one should do when faced with an unidentified liquid, you put it in your mouth.
>And you can't help but smile.
>Son of a bitch.
>You wipe your hand on your pants, sighing as you flick through your phone, lock your car, and head back upstairs.
>Back at the house you half expect to see a barrel pointed right at your face, breathing a sigh of relief when there isn't one.
>Looks like Aria and Adagio are still with Sonata.
>Was it really that bad?
>You think about how you would feel if you had to do what she did.
>The most surprising thing is that she actually listened to you, really.
>Still, you did kind of abuse her trust in you.
>Though there does seem to be a part of it that she's not telling you.
>With what you found on the car seat, Sonata just might be hiding something.
>You scratch your head, getting the intrusive- and lewd- thoughts out.
>Don't go there, Anon.
>It's not like anything's certain.
>Hell, women can get wet while they're being raped.
>It's uncontrollable.
>Just like how a guy can get a stiffy with enough physical stimulation.
>In the end, it doesn't matter how it turned out.
>You've just got to apologize.
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>Using the food you just bought, you begin making dinner.
>Which, in this family, is a fucking task and a half.
>You used to live with one other person, so making food was easy enough.
>Even when you didn't feel like it, you would just order something.
>But ever since these three came into your life, time and money into food has sky-rocketed.
>It doesn't really help that Sonata's the only one who shows any interest in learning how to cook, either.
>And now, your only partner in the kitchen is sobbing in her room.
>Christ, Anon.
>You finish up with the food in about an hour, glancing out the window to see day slowly turn into dusk.
>Damn, already that late, huh?
>You look at all the food you've prepared.
>Come to think of it, you haven't seen a single one of them this entire time.
>You wash your hands, making your way through the house and into the hall.
>So, which room are they in?
>Probably Sonata's.
>But you'll check that one last.
>You start with Adagio's room, knocking lightly.
>No response.
>You knock again.
>When you don't hear anything, you turn the knob and open it slightly, peeking your head in.
>Not in here.
>Going to Aria's room, you repeat the process.
>Same thing.
>So that just leaves the last room.
>Going to Sonata's door, you find your hand unwilling to move.
>Your heart is pounding a mile a minute.
>Really fucked up this time, Anon.
>Bringing your hand up to the wood of the door, you knock four times.
>Light taps, really.
>No response.
>You knock again, four times.
>Nothing.
>That- that doesn't make any sense.
>Where else could they be?
>Maybe they- no.
>None of them know how to drive.
>You turn the knob, opening the door ever so slightly as to minimise the sound of the creaking.
>With just enough room to put your head through, you look inside.
>It's dark, but there's just enough light left in the day to give you a glimpse.
>All three of them huddled together in a dog pile, sleeping.
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>Adagio and Aria sleep on either side of Sonata, the blankets strewn about the floor in a mess.
>Oh, look at that.
>They're all holding hands.
>How lewd.
>Better leave them be, at least for now.
>You slowly close the door, walking silently away and back into the living room.
>Looks like you'll just have to say sorry tomorrow.
>Oh, crap.
>The food.
>After you take your share you put all of the pots and pans you used in the sink, wrapping up the plates of food leftover.
>You get them all into the fridge with some moving and shifting around, but it works.
>Taking your laptop out, you sit on the couch with your dinner and decide to get some work done.
>Very rarely is it ever so quiet in this household.
>
>A loud plink sound forces your eyes open.
>[Low battery (12%) Insert charger to continue]
>Damn, looks like you fell asleep.
>What time is it?
>Sigh.
>Ten.
>Oh well, your sleep schedule's already fucked to hell and back.
>Why not go for gold?
>You stretch your arms, standing up and plugging in your laptop.
>Picking up your empty plate, you waddle through the darkness to the kitchen.
>Feeling around and finding the light switch, you cover your eyes as they adjust.
>You place your plate next to the sink, rolling up your sleeves and getting to work on the pots left in there.
>On a normal day, you would get angry that no one else did them.
>Though for now it seems like you'd best lay low.
>You wonder if they're all still sleeping in Sonata's room.
>Continuing with the mundane task of doing the dishes, you stop when you hear bare footsteps against the marble floor.
>"Anon?"
>A cold shiver runs up and down your spine ten times over.
"H- hey Sonata."
>You turn to face her, wiping your hands off on your trousers.
>She's changed out of the pink sweater into a tank top and booty shorts, ones you bought for her.
>Well, pretty much everything these girls wear was bought by you.
>You aren't too sure why, but they had like one pair of clothes when you met them.
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>You aren't too sure why, but they had like one pair of clothes when you met them.
>The pink sweater was actually your ex's, though.
>You try make conversation to cut some tension in the room.
"What're you doing up so late?"
>Sonata shifts her gaze to the fridge.
>"I got hungry."
>You chuckle.
"Help yourself."
>She does so, opening and unwrapping the food in silence.
>All the while, you're rummaging around in your thoughts.
>How should you...
>What should you say?
>Just sorry, right?
>That you took it too far?
>What if she doesn't want to talk about it?
>Maybe you should just keep quiet.
>You've never been very good at apologising.
>Maybe-
>
>
>No.
>You have to.
>If you stay silent now, it'll only get worse.
"Sonata?"
>She stops, a fork in her mouth.
"About today, I-"
>God, why is it so hard to do?
>You look to the floor, hand on your neck.
"I'm sorry."
>There's a pause where none of you say anything, your gaze just fixed on the tiles.
"I overdid it. I shouldn't have ever forced you to do anything, especially after you said you wanted to leave. I just--"
>You look back up at Sonata, shifting her weight from foot to foot anxiously, holding one of her arms.
"It was stupid of me, and I'm sorry for-- I... I never meant to hurt you."
>Again, a cold air of silence befalls you both, the room in a standstill.
>You hear her start to say words, choking them back at the last second.
"I'll just head to my room, so you can have some peace."
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>Picking yourself up off the counter, you start to walk off into the darkness of the living room before Sonata stops you.
>"W -wait!"
>You feel her hand tug on the cuff of your sleeve, rubbing her fingers and fidgeting with it.
>She mumbles a few words, but nothing coherent enough to understand.
>You ball up your fists, unsure of whether to pull away or stay.
>To keep her from dropping any more spaghetti, you speak up.
"Sonata, you don't have to say anything. I was in the wrong, and I'm sorry. I won't do it again."
>She holds on tighter.
>"B- But, I don't-"
>She stops again.
>"I was really mad at you, Anon."
>You sigh.
>More guilt.
>"I got so angry at you, I couldn't even believe it really happened."
>You bite your cheek, letting her vent.
>"But- but I didn't hate it."
>What.
>You turn to her, one hand planted between her legs as she shifts her weight back and forth.
>"I don't know when, but... It made me feel- down here, it-"
"Sonata?"
>The light behind her in the kitchen illuminates her just enough to let you see the deep red on her face, her anxious and heavy breathing loud enough to be quite audible
>Before you or her can say anything further, she closes the distance between your bodies and stands up right on her tip toes, bringing your head down to hers and kissing you.
>Instinctively you pull back, but she uses her arm to force you back down to her and gives you another open mouth kiss.
>You feel her lips softly on your own, pressing and releasing, keeping her face just centimetres from your own.
>She stays there, silent, her heavy breaths washing over your face.
>While your brain just comes to a dead halt in trying to comprehend what the hell is going on.
>You open your mouth to say something, but before anything comes out Sonata lets go of you and dashes into the house and slams her door.
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>The dark silence your only companion, once again.
>You rest against the wall, your legs feeling weak, and continue trying to wrap your head around what just transpired.
>You're not too sure of why or how this came about, but you are pretty certain about one thing.
>Life around here is about to change.
>
>"You did WHAT to her!?"
"No, no, I didn't, I swear! Adagio, she came onto me, I d-"
>"Yeah right, Anon! What the hell is wrong with you? You probably lured her into this didn't you? The vulnerable one, is that what you're into?!"
"Just listen to me, why don't y-"
>"Anon!"
"WHAT?!"
>"Anon!"
"FUcki-"
>"Anon."
"Aah!"
>You wake up kicking, an uncomfortable dampness covering your body.
>"Anon."
>The voice makes you jump, and you look down to see the source.
"A- Aria?"
>She's sitting at the foot of your bed, staring at you.
>Like a cat.
>"You were panting pretty hard there. You're sweating, too."
>You wipe your forehead.
>Ah, jeez, she's right.
"I uh- was having a dream."
>"One of //those// dreams, huh?"
>You try think of what she means.
>Right as it hits you, she grips the covers and lifts them up, looking under them.
>At you.
>Well, a certain part of you.
>And she frowns.
>Looks like she saw it.
>Instinctively, you try quell any misunderstanding.
"No, n- that's always there. It's a guy thing, it-"
>"Gross."
>You just sigh, realising that you're not going to change her mind.
"Aria, why are you here?"
>She continues to stare at you for a moment, probably having forgotten herself, before lightly gasping.
>"Oh, right. I'm hungry."
>You sit up, rubbing your forehead, head swimming after being woken up so suddenly.
"Then just- just make something."
>"There's no more cereal."
>Ugh.
>That's what you forgot to get.
>You knew you were missing something.
"Can't you get Sonata to make something? Or just make it yourself?"
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>Aria rolls her eyes, frowning.
>"No. She won't get out of bed. She's being weird."
>You groan, nodding in compliance.
"Fine. Just give me a minute to get ready."
>"K."
>She leaves without another word, closing your door.
>These girls are going to be the death of you.
>Taking your mind off of the sizzling pan by accident, a hot drop of oil jumps out onto your arm.
>You flinch, rubbing it off.
>It is way too hard to concentrate right now.
>You barely got any sleep last night.
>For one, you had already taken a nap at the most inopportune time, and then that whole...
>Debacle with Sonata.
>You look behind you in paranoia, only Aria looking back at you.
>Really not looking forward to seeing her again.
>Not like you can do much about it though.
>You do live together.
>It's just going to be so awkward talking after... that.
>Turning off the stove, you gesture for Aria to bring her plate closer and flop a pancake down onto it.
"When I'm done making these, you do the dishes."
>She rolls her eyes and groans, probably sticking her tongue out at you as soon as you turn around.
>As long as she does them.
>Pouring the next one into the pan, you turn the pan to make it circular and then walk out of the kitchen towards the bedrooms.
"Aria, watch the stove, I'm gonna wake Adagio up."
>Considering that it was a Monday, there was no way you were going to let her sleep in.
>Adagio's always been the most argumentative and stand-offish of all the girls, acting like a leader when she has the chance.
>But on the flip-side, that also means that she's usually the most rational and responsible out of the three.
>When you 'found' them and took them in during the summer, she had agreed to start doing a degree.
>More like reluctantly accepted, but you took it.
>Sonata and Aria are starting later this year, too, but you can't let Adagio miss her first few classes.
>You knock on the door, creaking it open after you get no reply.
"Adagio?"
>"Mhh."
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"C'mon, get up. It's 9 already. Don't you have class at 11?"
>She rolls over a few times, binding the covers to her body like a cocoon.
"I'm making breakfast, anyways. If you don't want Aria to finish it all, you'd best come quick."
>"Just wake me up at 10."
>You click your tongue.
"It takes you longer than an hour to get up and ready, don't try."
>She groans, kicking her legs under her blankets.
>"Uugh, fine."
"Don't fall back to sleep. I'm coming back."
>"Just go already."
>You close the door, pacing back to the kitchen.
>Oh, crap.
"Aria, it's burned! Why didn't you do anything!"
>You tear the pan from the flame, shaking your head.
>Grabbing the spatula, you pry off the blackened husk of what used to be pancake.
>"I called you, but you were too far away."
"Then just say something louder!"
>"I figured you'd be back by then."
>You glare daggers at her, Aria glaring ones right back.
>Giving up, as is pretty much routine with Aria at this point, you begin on the next one.
"Do you hate me?"
>She just laughs.
"What?"
>It takes her a few seconds to stop and properly answer you.
>"Anon, if I hated you, you would know."
>Finishing the next pancake, you drop it onto the plate next to you and start the next.
>Aria goes to dig her fork in it, stopped by your hand.
"That one's for Adagio."
>She growls, and you bite your teeth back.
>Fighting aggression with aggression is always wrong, kids.
"Speaking of which, where is she."
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>A voice form behind you answers.
>"I'm here, don't get your panties in a bunch."
>You point at the plate.
"Get to 'em before Aria does."
>She takes the plate, groggily sitting next to Aria as she does so.
>Before she starts she looks around the room, searching.
>"Where's Sonata?"
>Aria replies.
>"In bed."
>Adagio furrows her brows and looks back at the rooms.
>"That's weird. She'd never miss breakfast."
>Aria just shrugs.
>"Yeah, she's being weird."
>And now it's Adagio's turn to glare at you.
>"I wonder why."
>Oh, and the guilt's back.
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>>27289090
Pls moar. Dont let this be the end
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>TFW you will never try to wake up a sleepy Dagi
>she won't mumble incoherently about coming back at 10
>you won't flip up the lower half of the sheets, roll her on her side, and pull down her pajama bottoms
>you won't carefully prod her with your penis,the slowly push it inside her
>you won't fuck the orange haired goddess to a good morning orgasm
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>>27287528
I don't really see a point in posting the thing to fimfiction. It was made and conceived to be a greentext, and that's how it works. Converting it into a 'proper' story just takes more time away I could use in updating.
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I finally finnish this one holy fuck.
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>>27289090
this is all i have so far,

feel free to tel me how it is.

ill update in a few hours
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>>27289494
It feels comfy and I'd like to read more.
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>>27289090
Oh man, I ate that up, good work Anon.
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>>27279970
I want her to sit on my face
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>New green starts
>Old green returns
What is this glorious feeling?
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>>27289690
It's the feeling of being double Dazzled.
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>>27289631
I want to kiss her butthole while she's sitting on my face
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>>27274341

That explains how there's enough WWII ruins around to make exploring them a hobby. Cafe mate, you lit a big fire under my ass, but c'mon, you're not incredible to the point that you make the thread look full of sitcom characters.

See, I tend to remember personal details about people. I also have the habit of checking contentfag profiles, comments, friends, groups etc in various sites. Who talks to who, what he says, and what he's about. I'm not even trying, my brain digests all this info on it's own. /dzg/ is a hub for various interesting people.

>just little islands of light in what's honestly a dark giant ocean.

Depression? Well whatever bothers you, you can always get things off your chest with me. Good or bad, I'll speak my mind, and whatever you tell me will stay with me. Just ask Gotcha! You know who you are.

>>27289397

Sleeping sex, eh? This reminds me. Back in highschool I was "friends" with a girl who had a weird brother. Her brother had a criminal face like you wouldn't believe. They were both from the second most criminal white race. She was sexycute and he was aggressively possessive of her, going as far as to call her aspiring bfs and make threats. She used to take a medicine that knocked her out and made her hallucinate.

So one night I'm out with her and my brother who was also an aspiring bf, talking about paranormal stuff. She mentions that she once dreamt that aliens were examining her genitals. There was also a mention of a pen, though I don't remember if she said that she was probed with one or if she found one in her bed. When she woke up, she found her panties cut as if by scissors.

And then my brother turns and tells her "That wasn't aliens. That was your brother diddling you with a pen while you were knocked out". You should had seen her face as realization hit her!
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>>27273776

That is a nice thought. I found some ant holes in my garden the other day. Seeing someone stick his dick in them would be funny as hell.

>>27281563
>>27282246
>>27283958
>>27288857

I almost chickend out at first because I was reminded of a pic showing our girls beheaded and hung upside down with their heads near them. I considered having Aria reveal that it was her last night disguised as Lemon Zest. But then I remembered that (despite Ponut's efforts) I don't much care about miss "my entire personality is loud muzak". So off went her head and limp went her body.

One idea I wanted to include was to have Lemon Zest's body on a plater like a turkey (with her hands and feet cut off in addition to the head) and the Dazzlings forcing anon to "stuff" her. Only reason I didn't do it was because where would they find such a big oven?

Anyway, a non-ponyfag bro wants to build a guro folder and he asked me for help. Anybody got any links and suggestions?
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>>27289462
>Finnish
>Finnish dazzlings
>Nothing but booze and depression and crazy-ass language
That's... Vaguely hot?
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>>27290352
>diddling
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>>27289462
That's awesome man.

>>27289090
Wait, I think I've seen thus green before. Doesn't he end up getting hot with Sonata on the couch?
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>>27286724
Is it all the little uhhh shiny parts or whatever they are called. C'us I hate that. I don't understand why some people make everything shiny.
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>>27280454
tfw means that feel when, not "that face when" or whatever you thought it was. The Buick GSX was what the anon of that story drove.
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>>27294228
Both of these are nice. Awaiting Aria.
All that taco joke tho... drawfag pls.
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>you will never get sloppy drunk with the dazzlings at some cinco de mayo party
why live
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>>27293263
>1970 Buick GSX
This Anon, I like him. He has fine taste in cars. It tells much of man's nature.
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