606- No Second Prances
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
Friends Forever #28 (Luna & the CMC) storytimed here!
>>27263202
How does Ponyville do in organization? The biggest town events and fairs certainly get a lot of volunteers helping out, but is there a system in place to get the word out on more impromptu happenings? Bulletin boards, council meetings, newspapers? Or is it largely up to word of mouth? Trixie had posters ready for advertisement this time around, at least. Her first arrival seemed to just draw a bunch of curious ponies, though.When's the next Iron Pony competition, for instance?
>>27261162
Previous thread.
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity discover a father and daughter struggling to keep their family restaurant open, which is cause tension in their relationship.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Hey, I was the first one that wasn't >filly or the linkboard. Sweet.
>>27265323
>>27265320
>even at 2am
>>27265329
welcome to new horse, same as the old horse
>>27265329
>>27265332
Marker's a fun pony to room with. She's just so full of energy.
pony transformed
>>27265333
It's clearly some sort of script or bot. I'm merely surprised it hasn't gone down or malfunctioned at some point.
>>27265334
No two horses are identical. Highly similar, maybe, but never identical.
>>27265337
There's an understatement and a half.
>>27265345
She's so sweet
burn it all down
>>27265358
She is what we make of her.
>>27265359
Please do not set fire to the Shamalamadingdong.
>>27265324
Man. How many weeks am I going to have to wait for more CMC? On Your Marks didn't answer any questions or give closure; it just opened new ideas and left us to think about it. I don't want to sit here considering possibilities, dammit.
>>27265372
well we dont know anything about 12
What are ponies?
>>27265410
we just don't know
but they can be used as hats
>>27265414
>>27265423
>colt
>>27265436
The only other pony without a dancing partner when Apple Bloom came in was a colt, so...
>now have dedicated Coco, Maud, Sunset and Starlight folders
It's a decent start, I guess. Don't know if I have enough images of Mur or Moodancer to make those folders. Should definitely work on Dazzlings and Tree Hugger tomorrow night, though.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/04/hasbro-releases-2015-annual-report-eg.html
>"Core MY LITTLE PONY revenues increased but were, however, more than offset by lower net revenues from the MY LITTLE PONY EQUESTRIA GIRLS products."
lol EqG shitting all over the MLP brand, as usual.
>>27265472
Yeah yeah, it was really funny the first 10 times you posted it too.
Today's deader than usual
>>27265324
>>27265488
It's the dead of night for half the states and I'm having a celebratory fap.
>>27265488
Are there finals in clapistan or something like that?
>>27265496
It's 6AM there
>>27265504
That''s no excuse not to pony.That Celestia is dangerously close to giving me diabetes.
>>27265504
On the east coast, it is. It's barely going to be 4 where I am.
>>27265488
The clapistani are asleep and the yuropoors are at work
>>27265544
YOU MUST MARRY ME
>>27265488
Everybody in the US killed themselves after Ted Cruz dropped out and all the Euros killed themselves after Leicester City won the EPL
>>27265618
>anyone other than britbongs caring about the EPL
You're a funny dude
>>27265618
I don't even know what the EPL is.
>>27265618
What's EPL?
>>27265544
Thank you.
>>27265618
All the Euros are now L I F E L O N G lestah fans actually
I don't even watch football but I decided to watch their game against Manchester
http://i.imgur.com/6kKQKYZ.jpg
I'm in love with the purple.
>>27265630
Eastern Plaguelands.
>>27265680
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/6/4/645105.png
>>27265680
Mares don't have dicks. And the one on the middle right is just silly
>>27265686
>>27265544
THOU'ST GOING TO ADORE MEEEEEE
>Today is Bird Day
Birdcat
Are dashfags hype for the next episode?
>>27265715
>>27265715
Birds, you say?
I just spent over an hour rearranging and reorganizing my lewds. I haven't edged like that in ages.
>>27265726
Yes
>>27265719
I hope it's fun
>>27265739
HAS MEME GONE TO FAR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo
>>27265686
Is Spike... putting his ding-dong into Twilights ding-dong?
>>27265772
TWILY
>>27265756
Yes. Yes, they are.
>docking
>>27265784
トワイリー
>>27265320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCowMcWipwk
>>27265796
The only funny one was "everypony"
>>27265796
PONY IS PROPERLY SIZED
>>27265796
It's missing the crew laughing their ass off.
What's the worst thing you've seen related to ponies
>>27265809
MLPG
>>27265809Anthro diaper reverse centaur raricow.
>>27265809
Bronies
>>27265809chris-chan
>>27265796
This is the best thing to come out of EQG since Sunny Shim.
>>27265809Your waifu
you feel a mouth sucking you off
it's incredibly good and you're about to cum alreadylook down
it's a stallion
what do
>>27265840
http://static1.squarespace.com/static/53ce1f50e4b00a63fc0c2c9b/t/55532460e4b054270906210c/1431512164368/
>>27265809
a full grown man with a diaper on with pony merch around him
a jar of boiled cum with a rainbow dash figurine inside
princess skyla
Can we bring back moth ponies? They were cute
>>27265861
You can have some Russian plane ponies instead.
>>27265796
Yes.
This is an acceptable size for pon.
>>27265861
moth pony curled up on the table to drink sugar water and getting dust all over
>>27265861
Did mothanon finally kill himself? He could never handle the #mothz.
>>27265865
What about Korean drone ponies?
>>27265878
man moths are some of the least offensive bugs
>>27265886
Is this the cat copter ponified?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEaso_MWcbs
RAINBOW DASH REALLY STEALS?
NO DIGNITY
I want to touch the japanese horse.
>>27265772
That crown is got to go and be snap in half!
>>27265903
so if pinkie is josuke and rainbow dash is koichi, who is okuyasu
>>27265918
Clearly Fluttershy
>>27265918
Applejack?
>>27265923
>short-sighted
>fashion motif involves money
checks out
>>27265918
Are you even speaking English
>>27265926
He's speaking English with Japanese proper names.
Do you get confused when people ask about Giovanni and Iacopo and Antonio?
>>27265918
>>27265903
>Rainbow Dash is Koichi
then Yukako is who?
>>27265938
Some pony with really fabulous hair, I'd imagine.
I want to go back to /co/, MLPG.
I want to go back home.
>>27265951
/mlp/ and /co/ both are stinky cesspool but THIS IS OUR CESSPOOL
>>27265951
/co/ isn't /co/ anymore
there is no home to go back to
>>27265903
I like this.
Ember and Starlight are pregnant with Spike's kids.
>>27265951
>>27265958
>>27265964
tell that to half the mares in Ponyville
you forget how potent dragons are
>>27265971
Spike got half the mares in town pregnant?
>>27265957
Once the dust settled, and granted it took a long while, /mlp/ turned out a better home than /co/ ever was. Fuck that place. It's dead to me.
You can't flim flam the glim glam
>>27265951
>>27265957
We can never go back. Though apparently, we can keep creating new shit boards whenever we want.
CELESTIA EPISODE WHEN
boop the pony
>>27266049
you just had one
>>27266049
I want her to sing again.
>>27266053
Pony says she wears the pants in the relationship.
>>27266118
Fuck off, Lyra
>>27266082
How do you feel now, Sweetie?
>>27265796
>Equestria Pinkie, and Human Pinkie casually switch places from time to time.
Alright.
We need a separate board for fillies.
>>27266206
YOU FOOL
>>27265951
looking at the state of /co/ recently, I don't think it would be much better even if we did
>>27266206
>>27265958
I think we killed some vital part of /co/ when we left.
I think it was the fun part.
>>27265809
This is an oldie but a goldie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8J5FfWPJEA
It's not the worst thing thoughthat goes to that brony pizza hut thing.
>>27266224
Or the new generation that came in is just a bunch of douchebags, I can't tell.
>>27266224
When ponies were on /co/ in addition to the handful of reactionaries from the board itself angry at our presence, we also attracted shitposters from other boards.
These people were usually bothered by seeing pones on /b/ or /v/ or whatever and because at first the /co/ thread was the only real definitive hangout they focused all their attention on shitting up the board. And when /b/ sprouted up most people didn't want to go there either because well... it's /b/. gross...
As we all know we eventually got kicked out, but the shitposters who came to /co/ only to complain about ponies ended up hanging around and really proceeded to shit up the rest of the board.
filly wants to be a popstar
>>27263385
>Show writers were too lazy to design three unique cutie marks for the CMC
>comic artists were too lazy to draw them
It's like pottery
>>27266280
Keep it on /filly/ filly.
>>27266292
Twily
Shim sham
Glim glam
What's Trixie's mildly insulting nickname?
>>27266297
THE PATHETIC AND FRIENDLESS TRIXIE
>tfw I remember that I was actually in the very first MLP thread on /co/
jesus christ where did all that time go?
>>27266297
Shimmer's nickname is Trash
>>27266300
You wasted five and a half years of your life posting My Little Pony-related material on a shitty imageboard.
Was it worth it?
>>27266307
>having a life to waste
>>27266292
How does she wink both eyes at the same time like that?
>>27266307
time spent on things you enjoy cant be wasted
>>27265772
That can't be healthy for her teeth
>>27266307
>Hobbies are your entire life
To be fair I've been a lazy piece of shit lately though. Also horsies got me through school.
>>27266282
>Show writers were too lazy to design three unique cutie marks for the CMC
more like hasbro forced them to do that shit I think
>>27265796
>Fluttershy's clown car backpack
>>27265811
>The Sims is already over 16 years old
>it could be a legal adult by the time g4 ends
>>27266224
Kind of.
>oh shit, there are people actually enjoying something, better get rid of them
>>27265796
Alright, someone over analyze this so we can figure out some really close approximations.
>>27266397
That's not Pank.
>>27266392
Would do it but we don't have the height of the EqG monsters. It wouldn't help at all.
It'd be as useful as the apple chart or the bunny chart or whatever chart.
>>27266392
Horse=Little
Human=Normal size
>>27266401
It looks like Pink to me.
>>27266403
Right. It would be another approximation. I imagine someone will still do it though.
The Equestria Girls are all the same height, right? And they're apparently upper classmen, if not seniors. So they've reached their adult height.
If we take the assumption they're "average American female height" we could get yet another decent approximation.
>>27266415
>green eyes
You might wanna check your bug detector
>>27266417
Maybe, but I'll just stick with the Candy Cane and the Weird Al charts.
They give almost the same sizes and have a the least assumptions. They just assume that pony feet are the same length as real world feet.
No need for silly averages that for something that could be anywhere on the scale.
>>27266419
>what are coloured contact lenses?
>>27266419
What's wrong with green eyes?
>>27266428
prettiest horse
>>27266427
Why would Penk wear them?
>>27266417
I say that now but then I remembered this is still a cartoon and in Cartoon world all children are an order of magnitude shorter than adults.
That or Celestia is really freaking tall.
Actually, wait, compared to that door frame she is fucking tall.Unf
>>27266426
Yeaah... I take the Weird Al chart to be pretty definitive. So is the Candy Cane. They all worked out pretty much the same given a margin of error.
>>27266435
To throw the changelings a party?
>>27266439
>What door frame, Anon?
>>27266441
Why would she do that? She dislikes the Changelings. She thinks that they are evil.
She doesn't use her party powers indiscriminately. She certainly doesn't use them on bugs that don't deserve them
>>27266439
Man, Celestia is 75% legs. That's fucked up.
>>27266439
never liked that chart tbf
>>27266447
But what if some bugs were good?
>>27266452
How would Pinkie know?
>>27266456
Pinkie sense.
Realizing new ponies in town seem a bit off but are friendly.
that book is sooo read
>>27266450
It is fucked.
Her crotch goes up to Vinyl's neck.
She could sit on Vinyl's shoulder.
I really, really wish they gave the princess's designs more thought than none at all.
>>27266462
If they are already disguising themselves as ponies and Pinkie doesn't know they are changelings why would she wear contacts?
We need to start this day off right, damn it.
>>27266463
Jokes on her. Its Anon's fanfiction about her butt.
>>27266492
I want to hug Fleetfoot
>>27266464
>Her crotch goes up to Vinyl's neck
>You could eat out Principal Celestia without having to go down on her
Unf
>>27266465
To convince all of them she's one of them and find out if they're really good?
>>27266501
She's wonderful and she needs more love.
>>27266511
I found her raspy lisp kinda cute
what's the legal drinking age in equestria?
>>27266516
>Sex: Yes
10/10
>>27266514
Her raspy lisp is my favorite thing about her.
>>27266514
>tfw you find accents and speech impediments hot
>>27266531
>>27265323
build wall
>>27266531
Accents can be cute, if not hot as fuck.
The other I'm not so sure about
>>27266531
I blame liking accents on the fact I'm American.
I blame liking speech impediments on the fact that I kind of see it as youthful and endearing. They also feel less intimidating to talk to.In a guy though, I'm sure it's just seen as being a beta faggot. I stutter, stammer, slur, mumble, forget words, mix words up and in general can't talk. Sometimes, yes, I even have a lisp if I'm drunk enough. I also think my voice is too nasally and gravely at the same time. It's to the point where I'm known for being very quiet because I hate opening my mouth.
>>27266549
what
>>27266562
I don't really know but I liked the picture.
>>27266511
I wonder if we'll see more of her in the Dash episode or if they just go with Spitfire and Soarin
>>27266464
I wish they gave any of the designs any thought at all
>>27266602
She better show up again!
There's no reason not to have her appear again.
Every pony on screen is another reminder that character exists and a better reason for the audience to buy her toy.
>>27266606
I remember the time when the designs were leaked and everyone thought it was fake.
Your waifu was a changeling all along
the real her doesn't care for you at all and kinda dislikes you actually
game over, man
>>27266607
Does she even have any toys?
>>27266614
Wouldn't that just mean that I waifu'd the changeling all along and everything is still mostly fine?
>>27266619
No.
And if they aren't persistent about including her in episodes they're never going to be able to sell any.
pony is sitting on your keyboard and refuses to get off until you rub her belly and give her some love and attention and treats
>>27266642
that's just the decoy keyboard
pony sure is dumb
>>27266614
Did the changeling really love me?
>>27266642
That's no problem, I have a second wireless keyboard lying next to my bed.
>You kill Nyx!
I couldn't not post this here.
>>27266643
>>27266660
You monster!
>>27266660
>Nyx dead by Arrythmia
Made my night.
>>27266660
>Arrythmia
Cancer leave this place
>>27266664
Go to sleep.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/6/24/922650.png
>>27266716
what the fuck, your highness
>>27266716
Fuck ponies sexually.
>>27266710
>Arrythmia
Was that the "not quite an OC" or am I confusing something?
>>27266716
>>27266730
>>27265894
...Manmoths?
>>27266746
what does that pony have that makes her so special to have all those husbands
>>27266730
When no one was looking, Celestia took forty dildos. She took 40 dildos.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible.
>>27266735
>>27266602
>tfw excited and nervous about the next episode
It's sad when you feel that way about an episode with your waifu in it because you don't want them to make her go full cunt.
>this Captcha
What the fuck. Why is this guy staring at me?
>>27266746
Gross, she's into dragons and those bird jews.
>>27265878
>Mothanon
Who?
>>27266746
she must be completely worn
>>27265878
I don't blame him, they're fucking winged demon spawn of the night.
I flail around like an autist on fire if one comes near me.
>>27266757
Just enter the targeting coor- er, the captcha and move on, citizen.
Who you tryin to get crazy with ese'
Filly's stand is just another filly.
>>27266794
shut up, filly
Remember not to hug a filly if the seal is broken.
>>27266830
don't worry, my filly's seal is definitely intact
>>27266807
Don't make her get her lil cousins, yo
>>27266847
>Hello, I am here for the job interview
>there's a holiday tomorrow
Dang, I didn't know. Guess I can pone all day long!
>>27266892
>tfw want to pony all day
>but I have to study and do homework
>>27266892
>Celebrating Revenge of the Fifth and not May the Fourth
>>27266897
She'll be proud of you at least
>>27266902
only geeks will get this post
like and reblog if you're a nerd too
#geekpride
>>27266897
Didn't you see What About Discord, if you go an study then the god of chaos will steal your friends away.
The moral of the story is never study, go party instead because Satan will punish you otherwise.
God I fucking love fillies.
They're so fucking tiny.
>>27266926
they're like little puppies but they can talk
>>27266921
this is true
>>27266847
>tfw related to a bunch of these motherfuckers
>>27266958
>tfw reverse zimmerman
>tfw whitest dude at senpai reunion
>>27266910
I guess
>>27266921
Fuck
>>27266976
>falls asleep within seconds
Help!
The unicorns keep casting spells to make me more like they want!
>>27267046
What a silly claim. Who would believe such nonsense?
>>27267060
Isn't that more of a s1 Luna thing?
>>27267060
Who made those dresses
Was it Rarity
>>27267105
>those ugly things
>made by Rarity
>>27267110
So it was Rarity.
>>27267128Don't tell her that I told you.
I don't get it.
Why are ponies naked?
>>27267149
>>27267165
Well?
>>27267149
Because Ponyville is a hick town
