Maud makes me rock hard.
>>27254340
Maud making your rock hard makes Maud rock hard.
>>27254340
We are the crystal gems?
>>27254340
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A ROCK
>>27255777
Lucky 7s niggu, speaking the truth and nothing but
>>27254340
That reminds me, was that drowning fetish story ever finished?
imagining Maud's firm, powerful hips makes me hard. like a rock.
i would have sex with everything in pic related
>>27255733
Go back to /sug/
I'd rape Maud to tears
as much as i love her, there is nothing better than her in pain
>>27256306
>>27256303
Maud rape = best rape
>>27256157
Anon, rock soup is not for sexual!!!
All humans are hard as rocks if you consider rocks consisting mostly of talc and other minerals at or below a rating of 1.
>>27256348
i know im hard as a rock after this thread
>>27254340
>i would have sex with everything in pic related
Drape rape
who can resist that adorable emotionless face
>>27256355
Yes, because I just explained why. Furthermore, human fingernails rate at a mohs hardness of about 2.5, meaning you can easily scratch minerals such as gypsum and bismuth.
>>27256391
what about scratching pony bellies?specifically maud bellies?
>rock
>>27256157
I agree, those curtains are asking for it
>>27256157
>sexing Igneousgood taste
>>27256318
Fuck you, now I want to see porn of that soup.
>>27254340
those fucking curves man
>>27256274
no u
What if Maud is actually sex addicted little qt aspie?
>>27256157
I would.
>>27255802
>>27256157
>>27258824
>You will never fuck dat gravel filled horse-pussy
Why live?
>>27254340
High quality ass
>>27256317
>>27258987
I want more of these.
Would you a Marilyn Maudroe?
>>27259123
>>27256157
Hell man, this would be AN ADVENTURE!
I wanna rock with you.
>>27254340
Muad like men with a chiseled body, sculpted abs and rugged features
>>27258709
Seconding
>>27259123
100% wood.
>>27259163
>>27259174
Stop this fucking references to that shitty drawfag
>>27259174
I'd think Maud would like people who are actually strong as opposed to simply looking strong.
>>27254340
Ah, pantylines would have made that pic beyond perfect.
>>27259163
>>27259174
>>27259186
>>27259196
This now AN ADVENTUROUS thread.
>>27259196
Let's see you draw better, oh wait, you have no special talent and just spend your days shitposting in threads where you don't belong
>>27254340
>>27259203
C`mon, in both cases you will be stronger and more healthy, than you are right now. Even with those nasty steroids.
page 10 bump
>>27260478
So close
Lol test.
post more lewd, u niggers
>>27256157
Those drapes never did anything to you.
>>27260778
im the one who posted the i would fuck anything in pic related
i think i deserve some lewd
>>27259174
Looks kindof gross desu.
Those huge, bulbous veins are just unsightly.
Also if he doesn't do any fucking cardio he's just going to fucking die, like Zyzz.
>>27260804
i feel bad for saying this
im sorry guys can i just please have some lewd
>>27256318
>>27260699
>Anthro
>>27262085
>having standards
>>27256421
i would rather rub my face on it
nuzzle her teats gently
>>27259203
Now I want to see a greentext of Maud x the Mountain from Game of Thrones.
>>27263075
>be us
>double cuddle teaming maud
>become happy
>>27260699It is
>Maud will never pin you down
>She will never undress herself using her belt to tie your hands together
>She will never casually detail how she will proceed to have sex with you, with or without your consent
>She will never keep count of how many times the both of you culminated like the high functioning autist she is
>You will never crack her calm and listless exterior as she has to stifle her own moans and cries
>She will never cuddle you afterwards, leaving her frock with you to remember herscentby.
>>27263762
Oooh grrrrrr
babbys 1st edgepost
>>27263784
It's a sex green about Maud, what's wrong m8? Rape is the best fetish.
>>27263307
I fucking love the idea of her breaking through that emotionless facade of hers.
I don't know why that makes her so much hotter, but it just does.
>>27263307
writefags pls
>>27258940
Lucky, go home
>>27263307
>You will never crack her calm and listless exterior as she has to stifle her own moans and cries
This is not okay Anon, you can't do this to me.
>>27265100
Is this some new meme?
>>27265124
Nothere was an old shiposter who was a maudfag named lucky who would always post diamond dogs
bumb for Maud-ass
>>27263784
>not liking >rape
>>27266005
Casuals have invaded /mlp/ with their casual consensual meme fetish.
>>27266032
It makes sense, especially since we have a white knight slave pony general.
all that missed opportunity for >rape
>>27263307
Fuck, I wish I wasn't already entangled with two other stories.
>>27267019
Become the hero we need, Anon.
>>27266690
I can always post more rape, Maud rape.
https://derpiboo.ru/1094508?scope=scpe36e4e4b0051f54c0c0f3e595596b5820ab6917e2
https://derpiboo.ru/976497?scope=scpe36e4e4b0051f54c0c0f3e595596b5820ab6917e2
Maud is best pony to rape.
>>27254340
>You will push Maud's skirt up and hotdog her firm gray ass.
She's got a big butt.
>>27259203
soooo....how do i get bottom body?
>>27268033
>Maud will never lift her skirt and reveal her surprisingly toned butt.
>She will never grab your cock using her underhand and put it between her ass cheeks and begin to move up and down slowly at first then pick up the pace after a few minutes.
>>27254340
>rape
>maud remembers her strength
>get rekted
>she rapes u
>>27269054
>raping you
>not RIPPING AND TEARING YOUR HUGE HUMAN GUTS
>>27269070
Lol raping. She got da rhyming skills lessons from her sis.
And both. Heard of necrophilia? (Re welcome to 4chan m8)
>>27260699
>anthro
>>27259196
>>27271974
woah, pls anon don't get banananed
>>27271974
this aint the trash board bro ABORT!
>>27271974
>>27256157
>A quiet lull fell over the Pie family as they sat down to supper.
>Each ate their meal in silence, reflecting upon the day’s work now behind them. >It had been a tiring day at the farm, many boulders needed moving,several rocks needing to be broken down.
>It was obvious the state of fatiuge in the room among the family members, all of them seeming relieved that the day behind them was over.
>Like the calm before the storm though, nothing stays peaceful forever.
“REQUEST GRANTED!”
>A booming voice echoed through the home, the Pie family all turning their heads searching for it’s origin.
>A bright flash from a teleportation spell continued the speechless state of dinner before anyone could comment on the voice.
>When the light settled a strange fleshlike apendage now rested in the center of the table.
>It was mostly cylindrical in shape with one end seeming to have a bell shaped point, while the other end adorned a pair of two ovular objects incased in skin.
>The family sat and stared at their uninvited dinner guest, unsure of what exactly to make of the current sittuation.
>What happened next is not a proud day in Pie family history, but a day none the less.
>>27272837
>”What do you think it-”
>The youngest, Marbel Pie began to speak.
>She instantaniously regretted her descion to open her mouth.
>Quick as lightning the apendenge flung itself bell end first towards the young rock farmer, sliding it’s length almost all the way down her throat.
>The surprise and force of impact were enough to knock the now gagged pony off her chair.
>The second her back connected with the ground the onslaught began.
>The now sentiant seeming meatstick furiously pumped itself in and out of her mouth, for the most part muffling her terrified screams.
>Limestone, leaping from her seat, was the first to attempt to come to her sisters aide.
>She was not the last.
>Just as fast as it had flung at Marble, the flesh cannon slid all the way back out of her throat and headed towards it’s would be attacker.
>Before the poor Limestone could even change her tactics it was already behind her, lubed and ready.
>Without warning, mercy, or even a courtesy prod, Limestones ponut was robbed of it’s innocence.
>This peener was agressive.
>It wasted no time in reaching the pace it was hitting in her sister’s now openly sobbing mouth.
>Limestone gave out yelp after eirpeircing yelp as she panicked trotting in circles, screaming for someone to get it out.
>Her run almost resembling that of a dog wiping it’s ass on the carpet.
>>27272931
This is gloriouskeep going
>>27272975
Found the faggot
>>27272931
>>27272956
>While Limestone was busy entertaining the family’s uninvited guest, Maude attempted to calm the youngest of the three present Pie sisters.
>This move didn’t seem to agree with the flying sex snake for as soon as the monotone voiced horse got close to its first victim of the night, it got angry.
>After giving the now analy devestated yandere simulator a quick few last pumps it exited it’s now thoroughly excavated quarry.
>Limestone collapsed to the ground, quietly crying to herself while assuming the fetal posistion.
>Maude stared down the beastie as best she could, but it was no use.
>With the wonder weasel having no physical eye to speak of, the effect was lost.
>Tears streaked down her face as she cried over her sister, her expression unchanged to the common populus, but those who knew her best would have seen the distraught in her eyes.
>She was practically screaming as it inched ever closer.
>No one truly knows just what happened that night between Maude and the self polishing bishop.
>Mr. and Mrs. Pie refused to release any information on the subject when filing their report with the royal guards or in any following interviews.
>After the incident though it is noted that no one other than family saw head or tail of Maude for aproximately 9-10 months.
>Eyewitness accounts have stated to have seen Pie family making many unusual or out of the ordinary purchases at their local groccery store.
>Items such as pickles, ice cream, and hay jerky were bought by them on a regular basis.
>Sightings of the Eldest daughter have been few to count ever since.
>>27273065
>As for the parents themselves however, a more clear fate awaited.
>At this point the dinner crasher seemed to twitch and ache as it approached the final two residents of the farm.
>It flopped it’s way onto the table and ever so slowly brought itself before the once proud and now terrified farmers, dipping at least one it’s testicles in every bowl of rock soup on it’s way.
>There was a brief moment of stillness between the three when it stood facing them at the edge of the table.
>They should of ran.
>Like her Daughters preceeding her, Mrs. Pie quickly found the subtember 11 at her entrance.
>Knowing there was no way to stop what was about to happen , she simply looked to her husband with tears in her eyes, grabbed hold of his hoof, and prayed.
>There was no mercy.
>There was no hope.
>There was no lube.
>Only rock soup.
>It is said the fury of a thousand suns did not compare to the carnage that was dealt on that sweet sweet milf cunt that night.
>Her juices flung to almost every corner of the dinner room, coating it in layer after layer.
>Mr.Pie reported to the guards that this intense pace continued for almost half an hour, by which about the 10 minute mark his wife was already visibly ‘spent’’.
>Nothing could of prepared the farmer for what happened next though.
>As the 30 minute mark arrived Super dong and the wonder ballocks removed themselves from the the confines of Mrs. Pie’s box, Mr.Pie’s expression one of absolute despair.
>This seemed like the end for the poor stallion as the SS Cunt Destroyer began moving towards him.
>But as with most crazy stories, there are often more than one peices left to speculation.
>Although the guards noted this next statement as a moment of delusion from the previous chaos of the nite, Mr. Pie reported the apendege stating two words before it continued.
>”Get Cucked.”
post fics.
please.
>>27266005
>>27266690
>>27268002
>>27266032
Samefag rape fetish edgelord detected
> Fetish
> EDGELORD MEYMEY
That is not how it works.
>>27273691
>Calls Samefag
>Same writefag
>>27256157
Yea that curtain is a total slut for you dude
>>27259203
This is amazing artist reference, thanks anon
>>27268584
well first you need to get off your fatass
>>27263116
Fun facts about The Mountain (Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson):
He once broke an ancient Viking record by carrying a massive tree on his back for five steps.
He can deadlift 1,000 pounds.
He can eat seven whole roasted chickens in one sitting.
>>27274376
He was also a pro basketball player in his youth before he got into strength sports.
>>27274376
>The mountain actually can eat every fucking chicken in the room
>>27256274
we haven't /sug/, you cock sucke
>>27256157
>Look who came out of his cave!
>>27274376
I want to ride on his shoulders and pretend I am piloting a mechsuit.
wow i cant believe my post got so famous that it attracted green
thanks guys
bumparoo
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