continuing from here >>>27244810
>You had found yourself in a dark cave, covered in some sort of sticky liquid.
>You ventured deeper to find bits, a dull sword and a couple of harmless bats.
>To your right is nothing but new opportunities and the sound of snoring and the smell of smoke.
>Equipped with your dull sword you must find a way to get out of here.
>>27244895
>Masturbate
>>27244895
Face the dragon.
Go left, unless we already found out nothing was there.
>>27244932
Left is where we came from. There was a wall.
Try sneaking past that dragon
>>27244921
>You decide to go to the right and find a big open cave, on the opposite side of the cave you find a ledge and a convenient set of stairs leading up to it.
>You also see smoke coming from the side of the stairs, the smoke floating towards the right.
>>27244895
Grab bits, proceed rightwards.
>>27244976
Sneak up stairs as quiet as possible.
>>27244976
Don't touch the bits. Sneak up the stairs and try not to breathe in the smoke and cough.
>>27244976
Search our memories for how we got into this place.
>>27244976
Sneek up those stairs, I'd leave the bits. If that dragon wakes up we don't want to have to explain why we have them.
>>27244977
>>27244991
>You hesitate about grabbing all the money, you decide to just leave it and climb up the "stairs"
>The stairs begin to shake a bit.
>>27245004
>As you climb the stairs you think back, being unable to even remember your name or even what you look like, hopefully you can find some light soon.
>You can hear the dragon giggling from your hooves pressing against their spine.
>>27245038
Try not to panic, and get off the dragon.
Have an epiphany about this wonderful thing called 3D space, and go around the dragon.
>>27245038
Oh shit. Well hopefully that sticky stuff on us tastes bad. Nothing to do now but proceed very cautiously.
>>27245058
I assumed the cave walls were blocking us, if not, we should do this
>>27245058
>>27245072
>>27245083
>You did your best to keep your cool and you continued up the giggling dragon.
>It seems to not mind and continues to laugh.
>You shrug and stand at the top of the ledge. What now?
>>27245110
Stab that face in the face.
Genocide run.
>>27245110
Go right.
>>27245110
Don't antagonize the dragon with a dull sword
>>27245130
>>27245159
>You decide NOT to stab the giggling beast with your dull and light sword.
>>27245139
>Instead you decide to go right to find yourself in an even bigger cave, this time a giant pit of nothingness infront of you, you begin to hear rushing water to the right.
>You are still parched.
>Either jump the rocks or down the crappy ladder, what do we do?
>>27245139
Yea let's not engage that dragon right now. Right it is.
>>27245178
Use sword like an ice pick to assist scaling down the ladder
>>27245178
Those rocks are too precarious to hold our weight.I'm feeling more confident in the ladder.
>>27245184
Sorry I was too slow, ignore that
>>27245187
>>27245191
Voting ladder too
>>27245187
>>27245191
>>27245197
>using your wits you use your sword to help you descend down the ladder to find yourself at the bottom of the pit.
>Light shines from both sides, except the left side smells like smoke and tar while to your right you can still hear the rushing water.
>You are still parched.
>You can also decide to go back up.
>>27245239
Realize our sword has balls. Fondle them.
>>27245239
Tread carefully to the right.
>>27245239
>You are still parched.
You know what you must do.
>>27245239
Is that the water? Test that darker area before we do anything.
>>27245251
>You blush at the idea of such a lewd thing in your hooves, you shake out of it and get back to business.
>>27245255
>>27245268
>You head to the right and come closer to the source of water.
>>27245264
>You are still parched, but drinking your own urine doesn't sound too well, besides, you aren't sure how healthy your diet is and don't want to find out via your piss.
>You begin to see yourself in the dark, you can even tell now that you're a unicorn.
>>27245346
Light spell?
>>27245346
that's a dick brah
>>27245346
Use light spell that every unicorn knows
>>27245346
Well if we aren't going to drink from ourselves I at least want to know what's down there.
>>27245346
>>27245370
Feel genitalia with hoof, determine sex.
>>27245359
>>27245362
>>27245370
>>27245377
>You spark your horn and scowl, the bright light hurting your sensitive eyes.took longer than it should've
>You don't notice the red on your coat.
>>27245239
>Pitch black cave
>eyes still have the glimmer
gj gm
>>27245444
Considering we aren't actually sore or hurting, that ain't our blood. Continue rightwards
>>27245444
Welp. That's blood, honey. And our sword is covered in it too, meaning we probably pulled it out of a body.
>>27245444
Recall memories
>>27245444
get closer look at butt
>>27245463
>>27245465
>>27245468
>>27245475
>You ponder about your past, and even your butt, but decide not to think about your plot too much
>You think you can remember your name, but the low breathing isn't helping you breath...
>You regret looking behind yourself as you notice the blood on you, gagging and grimacing at the sight.
>>27245536
Shit there's something coming. Beat it with the dildo.
>>27245536
Get ready to fight, make sure that creature is hostile first.
>>27245552
>>27245574power went out, should I continue on my phone with text? I will write significantly more.
>>27245634
Sure, do what you want senpai.
>>27245647
>You swing your sword at it and it hisses loudly, grabbing it between its teeth and running off into the dark.
>You groan and chase after it, using your horn to illuminate the way.
>After a couple minutes of chasing you find the creature chewing on your sword, you than realize there were a couple dozen variations of your swords.
>At that point you realized that it wasn't a sword but a black bone instead.
>The creature looked up from its new bone and eyes you carefully.
>Behind it you could see a tunnel, a light at the end of said tunnel.
>You weren't sure if you wanted to go out into the open world without a weapon, or even if you could get around the silly creature.
What do you do now?
>>27245675
Throw the bone and make a run for it.
>>27245675
>>27245689
I read that as the creature took our bone. If so can we find another one and do this>>27245689
I wonder if we will find anysneaking batsin thus cave...
>>27248215
yes
beb
Boop
beep
qm pls
One more bump
Guess we should let this die.
OP's clearly not coming back.
>>27262574
I want to believe.
>>27262629
yea believe in death
>>27262664
>not saging
Ya blew it.
Let's lose the hope with this last bump.
Fuck OP. At least try to communicate next time.
Let there be hope bump
>>27266169
Let it die guys. It's over. OP can make a new thread if he comes back.
>>27266555
We'll do what we want.
>>27266882
and we want to let it die
YOU want to bump it to hell and back
>>27266882
I agree. I'm not bumping to wait for the QM to come back, I'm waiting for someone to hijack it.
>>27268412
i'm sure someone could, but if anyone wants to they haven't spoken up. unless you're going to hijack it bumping it serves no good purpose.
>>27268941
>says while forgetting to sage
what a retard
>>27268941
bump
So... bump?
>>27271930
sure why not
>>27273684
You're bumping a corpse. No one wants to hijack this
>>27274858
Dirty corpse bumper
>>27275384
bump
>>27276431
Let it rest in peace anon.
