Why she's so underrated?
>>27235797
I know rite
>>27235797
I would totally talk to her about her pent up stress, and tend to her emotional needs. She's a single nurse, probably approaching mid-life. She doesn't have all the time for cultivating her aspirations
>>27236705
Would have been nice if I had posted a picture with it
>>27236764
I would just love to absolutelyhave meaningful conversations with her about her stressful life.
>>27235797
>>27236788
>>27236705
This. A hundred times this
>>27235930
>whenever this the cliches neverending happens are
>>27235797
Because she hasn't appeared since Baby Cakes.
>>27236815
I don't get it. What happened to Redheart?I've never played any of the metal gear games
>>27236892
Basically this
>>27236930
I'm still confused
>>27236963
Nurse Redheart = Alicorn Twilight
>>27237099
why?
>>27237099
So what happened to unicorn Twilight?
>>27237118
in metal gear solid 5, you play as a fake big boss
your real identity is a medic soldier who was in the same incident where the real big boss suffered an helicopter crash
he survive, and you as well
now, the main problem was the entire world heard big boss was alive, so they use you as a disguise.
the reconstructive surgery you suffered was a big surgery to make you big boss.
the real one escaped, and hide in the US as a biker, while you took over his army company, the diamond dogs.
during the game, you guide your company in almost-suicide missions, while you investigate a new weapon able to surpass the first metal gear.
after some missions, you find some tapes labeled "for the man who sold the world". in them, you hear a voice track of big boss telling you the truth
after that, the game ends with you with a new codename: venom snake
tl;dr: fandom thinks nurse redheart is twilight because she dissapeared in S3
>>27237118
>>27237118
First of all don't take any of this shit seriously, it's just a fun meme/headcanon that some anons came up with. As to what happened to Twilight, I'd like to think that SciTwi is the real Twi but brainwashed into thinking she was always human.
In black stockings, Redheart is sexiest nurse.
She'll cure you of what ails ya...!
>>27236864
>Don't dead, open inside
To me, Redheart seems like the kind that takes a while to make herself vulnerable. Not out of fear of intimacy, but because she's not used to being the one taken care of. She's more accustomed to taking care of herself and others. Like, I imagine her coming over and falling asleep in your lap as opposed to her own bed would be her way of showing you that she trusts you enough to let her guard down.
>>27237600
Maybe it's time someone take care of her for once, don't you think?
>>27238510
>>27238498
Agreed
>>27240920
Green when?
>>27235797
Such a lust for revenge.
>>27240986
Never
>>27242269
;-;
>>27242332
If I wasn't busy with end of school stuff, and another story, I'd write something short and comfy
>>27238510
>"Are you my mommy?"
dont die
>She stares at you with those penetrating blue eyes
>You can tell that she you don't like her, at all
>Especially when you're in her territory, the hospital
>You just came to see Rainbow Dash, she broke her wing by practicing
>Again
>But when you saw her for the first time
>Something catch you inmediatly about her
>Maybe it was that hate she spreads against you
>But it can't be something from one day
>It feels so intense, so passionate
>You want to see her more
>And then, while you're lost in your thoughts, she finally speaks to you
>"Don't you dare approach to the foals, human"
>Oh my god
>She hates you so much
>That only makes you want to have her, right now
>>27246292
>"No, Anon. I won't leave you alone with the foals."
>>27246292
>Later that day, you were at home
>Dash was fine, with her books of Daring Do she would recover in no time
>You on the other side
>Only thing you could think of was the nurse
>That nurse, what was so special about her?
>Maybe you were one of those weird guys who are attracted to women who rejects them
>Ugh, no that's impossible
>But then...
>There must be something about her
>Something that makes her unique
>She's...so beautiful
>She likes discipline
>She's so organized
>You almost got a boner watching how she yelled to a filly because she was making too noise
>You love her passion for her work, her dedication
>If only you could speak to her
>Just once
>But she is so reluctant to talk
>She obviously hates humans, then what do?
>You could try the next day
>You have to bring RD her wonderbolt equipment
>Don't waste your chance, Anonymous
>>27244315
Anon, why do you hog all the blankets?
>>27246813
The warmthand loveyou give her is enough for her.
>>27246655
pls anon I need more
>>27246655
>The next day I went to Roseluck to buy some daisies. I hope she likes it
>Oh yeah, and also rainbow stuff
>You were early in the morning hoping she would be so busy
>You were wrong
>It was vaccination day, and of course, Red Heart was in charge of vaccines
>If you wait until she was free, you'll never gonna speak to her
>So better take her by surprise in any of her turns, right?
>You gently tap head
>She feels so soft
"Excuse, Ms Red Heart?"
>"Yes, what can I do fo-"
>You smile hoping to hide your embarrassment
>"Oh, it's you"
"Yes, it's me, he...he..."
>This didn't start pretty well"
>"What do you want?"
"Oh, well. I was just, you know, I though we could talk and, you know..."
>"If you haven't noticed, I'm in the middle of something here. I don't have time for your 'conversations'..."
"It's ok, it's ok. I was just asking. Oh also I got you some flowers"
>"Oh, how original. Flowers. Just the thing I want most in the world. Thanks Celestia, yes. Flowers"
"I though they were pretty so wanted to give it to you"
>"Just let me work ok? I'm too busy."
Just going to leave this here.
http://pastebin.com/Q3kePHEe
>>27247390
>It wasn't a good first try
>But you can't give up just now
>You have nothing to lose and so much to win
>Now question is: what is the best way to catch a nurse's attention
>The most logical answer will be as a patient
>But what would be the less painful method
>A cold? Not to severe
>A broken arm? I'm too much of a coward to do that
>What do....
>...
>Next thing you know is that you are in the hospital, as a patient, with a casted leg
>You don't really remember what happened
>But things look promising, because you see your favorite nurse coming into your room
>"I can't believe you broke your leg just to see me. That's just pathetic"
"That's not what happened. I got distracted and fell off. I don't remember very well tho"
>"Hmf. Your report says someone found you lying down on a ravine. It looks like you were passed out for like an hour. What were you even doing?"
"Sometimes a man just need time for himself, you know...Thinking about life and stuff"
>"Whatever...I gotta go. Call me if you need anything"
"Nurse"
>"...Yes?"
"What is your favorite food?"
>"Are you serious?"
"I really need to know"
>"...I can't believe...I like sandwiches"
"Sandwiches?"
>"Yes, you can prepare them fast and eat them fast, so it gives you more time to do your job"
"Oh, see. Thanks"
>>27240986
Remember what happened last time there was a Nurse Redheart Thread?
There was a writefag yet everyone was discussing about dicks shapes
>>27248274
>And that was the routine
>Each time she visited me to check my leg, I asked one or two questions about her life, her likes, her dislikes, her family
>And she answered everyone of them, which is amazing because sometimes the questions could be a little 'out of tone'
"How many times a month do you feel in heat?"
>"Like three or four, but just only one week a month. It's not what stallions usually think. If a mare is centered enough like me, heat means nothing. Sex is not priority in my life."
>Anyways, sooner or later my leg would be healed. And when that day came, I felt kinda sad
>I liked the way Red Heart has taken care of me
>But now is when you ask her for a date
>You've been knowing everything about her
>Like how she doesn't like fancy restaurants
>Or how she usually can't sleep at nights, so she just stares at the sky and counts the stars
>You can not fail
>She's just filling some papers, you can talk to her now
>No problem
"Hello nurse"
>"Oh hello Anonymous, looks like your leg is fine. Good"
"Oh, yeah. Thanks to you"
>"Yeah, sure."
"No, really. Without you visiting me everyday, I'd still be in that cold hospital room."
>"Whatever you say"
"So I was thinking, now that I'm all good, maybe, just maybe, we can go eat something, someday"
>"*Sigh* Anon, we've talked about this. I am too busy."
"Oh please, you don't work all the time, do you?"
>"No but..."
"But...?"
>"It's just..."
"What?"
>"You're not my type, ok?"
"Oh"
>"Sorry, but you're leaving me no choice."
"No, it's ok. I was just being blind, you know."
>"Anon..."
"Anyway, thanks for everything"
If anyone is stil interested, I'll continue tomorrow
Bump
>>27249051
>>27248632
Pls do.
Because she is a background pony. No amount of fanart will change that.
>>27249778
>>27248632
Dawnt ya hurt mah benis!
>>27236815
>>27236892
>>27236930
>>27237176
Now do you remember who you are, what you were meant to do? I cheated Larson thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my cutie mark. You have too. You've written your own history. You're your own mare. I'm Twilight Sparkle, and you are too. No, she's the two of us together. Where we are today, we built it. This story, this "friendship', it's ours. We can change the world, and with it, the future. I am you and you are me. Carry that with you wherever you go. Thank you, my friend. From here on out, you're Twilight Sparkle."
>>27235797
>she is used literally every time someone goes to the hospital or doctors in a fanfiction, >green, or comic
>underrated
>>27251428
She's probably just the only hospital pony most amateur writers know the name and/or appearance of.
>>27252951
That's not the nurse
>>27248632
>Three days have gone since Anonymous left
>Or Anon, like he prefers
>It is a relief for me, I was so tired of his constant seek of attention
>Although I understand he was just trying to catch my attention
>I tried to explain him I'm not interested in a relationship at the moment
>He didn't listen, he never listens
>But, in some way, it was 'interesting' to see how far he can go with his idea of taking me to dinner
>But he's finally gone. Now the jokes about having a crush with one of my patients can stop
"Yes, Ms. Minuette, what can I do for you?"
>"Oh, I just wanted a date for a general check. You know, the annual revision"
"I see. Ok, so your date is programmed for the next saturday."
>"Thanks Ms. Red Heart"
"No problem"
>...
>I can't believe she looks so fat
>Maybe she just got pregnant?
>I can't waste a gossip like this
"Hey Anon, guess who looks like-"
>Oh right, he already left
>Silly me. I guess I was used to talk with him about things
>Ponies who work at hospital aren't friendly at all
>The stress and constant attention that the patients need are some of the reasons
>But Anon was someone who truly cared about my mood or about my work
>He teached me to have a nice conversation
>I'm gonna miss that
>>27252951
Literally Hitler
>>27253251
>Ponies who work at hospital aren't friendly at all
I may be not a pony, but I am someone who works in a hospital and I am generally a very friendly person.
I took offence to your greentext!
>>27253386
Friendly people do not take offence so easily.
Check.
>>27253251
Is English not your primary language?
>>27253404
I'm not easily offended, you cockgurgling fag!
>>27253442
You seem offended. Is everything alright?
>>27253456
Oh look, it's that attentionwhoring namefag.
>>27253481
He... Wait. Am I annoying you? Well I guess we are even then. Except I think you still owe an apology.
>>27253495
>trying this hard
>>27253251
>It's been a week since Anon left
>You don't understand why you keep thinking about him
>He was just another patient
>But he was different, you don't know how
>He has some weird charm, the way he talked to you
>The...
>"Excuse me nurse, I've been waiting my turn for 20 minutes"
"Oh I'm sorry, I just got distracted. Your appointment goes for the next week"
>"Hmm thanks"
"It won't happen again"
>It keeps happening
>You get distracted from work because of him
>Why?
>Why him?
>Because he...cared about you?
>That's it
>Because he truly cared about you?
>It's so stupid...
>Maybe you should try to focus on your work
>Eventually you'll move on
>>27253440
Dont upset him, i want more and im totally fine with quality (as if i can do any better myself).
>>27246292
>You can tell that she you don't like her, at all
this post was never to make sense of to me
>>27253512
Not hard enough actually. But I am getting attention... so am I really failing at this?
>>27253519
I was kinda drunk when I wrote it. The "she" was a mistype
>>27253514
I dont know why, but i have something for background ponies. Mb because i have plenty of space to imagine the fuck i want, yet they are most charming to me.
>>27248557
I preferred the other greentext in that thread
>>27253619
Is that thread archived?
>>27236788
>Was expecting usual 'I want to cum inside' comment
>Instead copped a stray feel
>Hello darkness, my old friend
>>27253636
>>27253629
Here ya go: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26726494/
>>27253674
DANKE KAMERAD
>>27253514
>Now it's been three weeks...
>Why you even care?
>Ugh, anyways
>Your boss gives you a warning about the complains of your patients
>He told you that maybe you should take a break
>Yeah, right
>Probably you're fired, but you don't really care
>You can't work like this anyways
>The days are longer
>The nights are shorter
>Now everytime you look at the stars, you think about your future, your fears
>You think about how much you have missed because of your job
>You think about why you are always so alone
>You think about...him
>Now you know it
>Your life has been just a daily routine, a merely obligation
>You were so used to it you didn't even notice
>He just tried to share some of his happiness with you
>Because that's why he's so special
>He's always smiling, always have something nice to say, a compliment or even a flirt
>And nothing discourages him
>Well, 'almost' nothing
>When you tell her you didn't feel anything for him, he looked so...destroyed
>How can you do such a thing?
>Destroys a human's hopes and dreams
>What is he doing right now?
>>27253590
Same, usually when the pony haven't had much screentime, it gives me more freedom to write without the regular complains
>>27235930
h-holy shit, her hips.
i just need some edited mare bits and i have an entire week of fap material
>>27253874
and then some feels afterwards.
continue, friendo
>>27253874
>You can't sleep anymore
>This has beome such a stupid obsession
>He only talked to you. That's it
>You've talked with a lot of ponies
>What is so special about him?
>Sure he smiles and everything but you still don't get it
>It's so painful
>He made you so happy
>But you haven't realized until now
>There were just little conversations
>But those are the meaninful ones
>He was just smiling
>But it was that type of smile that warmed your heart
>He ony asked for your day and your mood
>But only because he cares about you, and he wants to know if you're okay
>You were so stupid
>But
>Maybe it's not too late
>You know where he lives
>You've seen his medical files a thousand times
>It's not too far from your house
>Maybe you still have a chance
>Maybe he can forgive you
>Maybe he'll understand
>That sometimes ponies made mistakes
>But you have to hurry up
Fucking english grammar
>>27254236
>>27254251
Fuck grammar, go on.
>>27235797
becauseshe is a background ponyandnot everyone has a nurse fetish
>>27242344
Such a happy looking picture. The colors are bright and it feels so cheery.
>>27254236
>It's almost midnight, but he'll understand
>He'll...understand...right?
>You are now in front of his door
>You can feel your body shaking, like if you were about to pass out
>And you didn't even know what are you going to tell him
>Hello Anon, I realized I want to date with you
>No way, that sounds terrible
>I made a mistake and I want to...
>Even worse!
>You just knocked the door
>The sooner you get rid of this the better
>...
>You were so impatient you can't wait
>"Hello? Oh!"
"Hi anon, I...I am so glad to see you"
>"I can't really say the same"
"Huh?"
>Then you realized
>He had company
>Female company
>He was already on a dinner with another mare
>The instant you realized that, your world just crumbled
>Your heart was shattered in a million pieces
>Those little special moments you were so happy to remember
>Now they meant nothing
>You can't even stand on your legs
>But you don't want him to see you cry
>"Are you ok? Please get up..."
>It was the last thing you heard before his words were turn into whispers
>You deserved this, didn't you?
Fin
>>27254585
>tfw nursehorse will never find love
>everyone seems to hate her
Feels bad man.
>>27254585
>Fin
Fuck.
You.
sweet goddamn satan you cant seriously end it here
>>27254630
I just got depressed myself writing it. Maybe if
>>27254743
well, then it fuels it all and makes it easier to write the sad shitand now i feel like writing a bit
>>27254630
Here, have this token for wanting more (not writefag)
>redhert cris in a curner
>anun cums over and tels her i is ur gerlfrend nao
>nurrs smiles and consensual secks happun
>therd mare joins in aftur sum tiem
>after secks, they al sleep awn teh ground
>>27253874
>Red heart can't get him out of her head
>>What is he doing now?
>Que to Anon just balls deep going to town on some poor mare's ass
>Another abnormally long work shift.
>Seriously, ponies need to stop being so careless in this town.
>Or it needs to stop growing.
>Or you need to get another job.
>You dryly laugh at the last bit.
>As if.
>You've gone too far into this career to just let it go, and you're too old to be accepted anywhere else.
>And you're really not even that old.
>Though, you sure feel old.
>Whether it's because of the constant struggle of having to wake up at irregular hours that suck all the energy out of you, or the maturity needed and learned through seeing countless ponies die under your watch, you're not sure.
>Or maybe you just feel... left out, from the rest of the mares your age.
>While others are out and about, enjoying life, their career, or their new relationship, your idea of a good time is not having to push on or shock somepony's chest at the first few hours of the morning.
>Hay, you can't even have a "normal" conversation with anypony, without bringing up the frustration of having a patient throw up on you the day you decide to use an expensive body wash.
>Or the fact that the one and only hospital in this town is horribly understaffed and underpaid.
>-Minus the doctors, of course.
"Always the stupid doctors..."
>You close your eyes and sigh while you walk.
>If you weren't currently walking, you'd definitely be rubbing your temples right now.
>Of course your special talent had to be one-upped by young, narcissistic stallions who think they know everything-
"-OOF!"
>Your eyes snap open, and suddenly you're on the ground, looking up at the sky.
>"Shit, SHIIIT, sorry!"
>A large figure looms over and picks you up from the ground, before quickly dusting off your back.
>You instantly recognize him as Ponyville's weirdest resident, Anon.
>Weird, in the sense that nopony knew what in Tartarus he was.
>Though he calls himself a "hueman".
>You notice that trademark suit he never seems to change out of, and the very anxious look plastered on his face.
>>27255204
>"Just, uuuh, come by my shop tomorrow at one or some shit, I'll give you free flowers or something!"
>He hoofs over a small piece of paper with some kind of chicken scratch writing on it, then bolts towards the direction of Twilight's castle.
>Well, that was... something.
>You scan the paper and decipher the hieroglyphs as the name of that new flower place that opened up a few weeks ago.
>Huh, you didn't know he owned that place.
>Not like you'd bother to find out.
>Or care, really.
>But, now you seem to have lunch covered for tomorrow.
>You silently shrug and continue on towards home.
>Though at this point, you're sure the hospital is more of a home, given all the time you've spent in it.
>And on the way, you see plenty of couples passing by.
>Or maybe you just notice them more than other ponies.
>Not that you're wanting to really be in a relationship, but it just reinforces the isolated feeling you just finished focused on.
>Though, you've always imagined having a wonderful stallion to have as your own, as any mare has.
>A strong, funny, smart guy who's also caring and compassionate, attentive to every word you say.
>But, such things are only found in the books you read to the foals.
>That, or you're not the perfect kind of mare to fit right in with that.
>Not many stallions would enjoy your sometimes crude humor, or your mild case of heartlessness.
>And certainly not your morning moods.
>But, you guess the dream is still there.
>Everypony wishes upon a star at least once in their life.
>You look up from your thoughts and lazily walk into your house without a second thought.
>It's relatively clean, on account of you never spending much time here.
>You're not even here enough for the furniture to gather dust.
>Shuffling past the hallway, you open up your bedroom door and lazily flop on your bed.
>The second you cover up, you find yourself quickly drifting away, watching your fan blades silently rotating on the ceiling.
>>27255211
if ya want me to continue, probably will tomorrow.
but for now, i must also drift away while staring at my ceiling fan
>>27255211
I like it
>>27255231
So what secrets did your celeing fan tell you?
>>27257158
It told me
>she's not real
>>27257666
Such a rude fan
desperate bump
>>27246813
He doesn't have a coat
>>27255211
>Your eyes slowly creak open.
>A loud, obnoxious groan escapes you.
>One of these days, you just want to wake up with the best mood ever, no coffee needed.
>Obviously, this day couldn't be that one.
>You keep your eyes squinted to allow less light into them, and slowly sit on your bed.
>Giving yourself a moment to stretch your hooves, you still don't feel much better.
>The clock on your wall reads four in the morning.
>You didn't even need the alarm clock, this time.
>Like your body already accepts its horribly early wake up time.
>-But, if your alarm clock didn't wake you up, that means-
>It starts ringing and blaring in the loudest way possible, jolting you awake.
>You quickly spring into action and click the top of it, mostly just wanting to break it right here, right now.
>But you know it's just doing its job.
>Maybe it even hates mornings as much as you do.
>You never know.
>You crack a very faint smile at the thought and ooze out of bed.
>You choose to sleep on the comforter with a blanket, instead of under it, so you thankfully don't need to worry about making the bed.
>Though you wouldn't be bothered to do it either way.
>Slouching around the house, you start a pot of coffee to brew while you hop in your shower.
>The shower seems to be the one and only place where you can truly gather your thoughts in the morning.
>Not to mention that the water works wonders on your aching muscles.
>The other nurses always recommend the spa as a nice place to relax in, and always tell you how much a massage helps once in a while.
>But you still don't see yourself going there anytime soon.
>However relaxing it may be, you're paying ponies to touch you for hours, which not only sounds weird, but is also pretty expensive, as well as being a big waste of time you don't even have.
>>27261615
>You take the pin out of your mane and let it unfurl, cursing yourself for not taking it out before you slept yesterday.
>And chances are, that means your cap is still on the bed.
>To think, there was a time you were proud to wear it.
>Took more care of it than a mother would her own foal.
>And now, it's just another reminder of how you felt, and still feel, from yesterday.
>You sigh and turn on the faucet, shrinking to the back of the tub for the water to warm up.
>Once it's just the right temperature, you step in and sigh, letting the water wash over your admittedly pudgy figure.
>You move around a lot, sure, but nine times out of ten, a quick stop at the Hay Burger is all you can fit into your short lunch breaks, instead of some expertly made healthy meal.
>That, or you miss your lunch break and can't help but pig out after your shift.
>But there are definitely mares better looking than you are out here.
>The thought settles as a soft sigh escapes you.
>Sometimes you wish Cutie Marks weren't a thing.
>You wished you could just, pick your own jobs, go and do whatever you want, instead of having a single job for the rest of your life.
>If you ever were to quit, you'd just be a nurse somewhere else.
>Your eyes trail over to the shower bit, and you gaze at your own reflection in the metal.
>Currently the youngest nurse in the hospital, but by far the worst looking one.
>You wonder if you could get a senior discount somewhere.
>A small, sad smile crosses your face.
>You wonder what Mom would think if she saw you like this.
>Another sigh escapes you.
>It's not like you don't still feel a bit of joy in your job- a bit of excitement, but you can't help but feel that being a nurse has… changed you, somehow.
>>27261624
>Made you unable to be, or even act like everypony else.
>You definitely got some quirks from that place, that's for sure-
>A loud beep from outside the shower jolts you awake.
>That's the coffee.
>That means you've already been in the shower for an HOUR.
>You scramble to quickly wash and shampoo everything, then rinse yourself out.
>After quickly drying, you hop out of your bathroom, still a bit wet and run over to the mirror in your bedroom.
>Your mane is a complete mess, hanging past your withers and flowing everywhere lazily.
>You spring into action and start to bun everything up, keeping an eye of that ray of light beaming through you window.
>You quickly start to drift.
>How many other mares have to wake up at four in the morning to start their day?
>You can't even enjoy the shower without having to worry about spending too much time and being late.
>You wish you could sleep in.
>Or wake up to somepony else in your bed, at the very least.
>There was a certain year where Mr. Cuddles just didn't cut it for you anymore.
>…Which was, well, last year.
>The poor bear lost too much stuffing from being crushed almost every night.
>You look over to your closet, where you know he still lies.
>It makes you feel kind of bad.
>-For an inanimate object.
>Your focus then turns to the calendar hanging on the closet door.
>You pause.
>…It's your day off.
>Your hooves fall, letting your mane flow back down to your sides.
>You groan and slowly shuffle to your bed, then throwing the blanket over yourself and shutting your eyes in vain.
>You doubt you can go to sleep now.
>You've already been up too lon-
>>27261640
>
>Your eyes flutter open.
>You pause for a moment.
>You actually feel… kind of relaxed.
>Certainly something you haven't felt in far too long.
>You slowly turn to your right and look at the clock.
>It's twelve.
>A part of you wants to just stay in bed, lie around and waste the day away, but the other, more persuasive half says to go out and do something.
>Frequently on your days off, you find yourself relaxing and doing mostly nothing, then curse yourself for not using your time to do something more exciting and worthwhile.
>Though, you usually end up doing nothing, anyways.
>Your eyes trail over to the clock again.
>Well, you CAN get free flowers in about twenty minutes, so there's something at least.
>An excuse to go outside for a little bit.
>And free food, which is the biggest plus.
>The thought settles in your mind, and you gently press on your flank with a hoof.
>Thinking about free food is why you're so squishy in the first place…
>You get up from your bed and walk in front of the mirror.
>You still look bad, but at least you feel slightly better.
>You tie your mane up into a lazy doubled up ponytail and walk back into the kitchen.
>The first thing you see and recognize is the coffee you left out for about seven hours, sitting in its pot
>It's probably tremendously cold by now.
>…Coffee can't get bad, can it?
>Well, you could always just brew some more.
>Not that big of a deal.
>You leave the coffee be and head on outside of your home, towards the flower shop that is thankfully close by to your own home.
>Sleeping for a whole day makes you hungry, and you're pretty sure you haven't gone to the store for groceries in a long while.
>>27261647
Very nice, I wish I could write like you
>>27261763
ive been writing for 4 years, and i still think im shit
you learn by doing though.
>>27261803
And by reading a lot. Just wanna add that.
>Just sign here anon
>>27262427
I don't like that skull....
>>27261398
>"It's time for your lethal injection, Anon."
>"Just relax. Relax, sweetie."
Hey guys, what's your opinion oncircumcision? Pretty great, right?
Is no hooves allowed?
>>27263207
i honestly wish i hadnt been circumcised
>>27263207
Fuck off. This always turns into whiny fighting and ruins every Redheart thread.
>>27263207
Deja Vu
>>27235797
Super adorable pone.
>>27261647
>You find yourself in front of the flower shop quicker than you expected to be.
>And there outside, is Anonymous, watering some flowers in his suit.
>You'll never understand what he enjoys about suits so much.
>But, you don't understand a lot of things about him, honestly.
>As if he has eyes in the back of his head, he spins around and looks directly at you.
>"Oh, hey, it's you!"
>He sets the watering can down and walks over to you.
>He's almost twice your size.
>Yet he looks completely harmless.
>"So, uh, sorry again for yesterday. I know ramming into you and just running off like that wasn't a very nice thing to do, but I was too frightened thinking about what Twilight would do to me, at the moment."
>With an embarrassed look on his face, he rubs the back of his neck with a... claw thing.
>"But instead of flowers, I think it's necessary for me to repay you further. Maybe with dinner, or lunch, perhaps?"
>You pause and wait for his words to process.
>...Is he asking you out?
"Are you asking me about a date?"
>His pupils shrink and his face seems to get a tinge redder.
>"No, no, not at all! I-I mean, you're a cute mare and all, but-"
>-Did he just call you cute?
>He freezes and sighs.
>"-Okay, sorry, I don't do well with shit like this."
>He takes a deep breath.
>"This wouldn't be a date. I simply rammed into you, and I feel bad for doing so, and a lunch or dinner sounds nice because I'm starving right now, and can easily bring you along."
>You slowly nod.
>Well, you just want your free food already.sorry this is smaller i got stupidly high and thought foosball would be better to do than writing
>>27235797
Because she's white cis scum.
Why is she too tier cuddle material?
>>27263911
more
Maybe I should write more greens. She deserves it
>>27267233
She deserves only the best of the best
>>27235797
Because she's a background character, autist.
>>27269283
Lyra? Vinyl? Trixie? Celestia? Luna? Are they main characters?
>>27235797
Die, creepy faggots. Seriously, My Little Pony?
>>27269732
(You)
>>27263911
>"I actually heard that there was some fancy-ish place with great food nearby, and I was going to try it myself, if you'd like to join."
>Lunch at a restaurant?
>It's been a while since you've been to any place other than the Hay Burger.
>You're kind of a sucker for those milkshakes, every now and then.
>You simply nod in approval.
>It really isn't in your nature to be taking free lunch from somepony like this, but you suppose there's a special circumstance here, mostly because Anon isn't a pony.
>And you feel less... separated, because of it.
>Truly a feeling you can't express in words all that well.
>But change is good.
>He smiles and nods, before starting to put everything he had in front of his shop away.
>The flowers he has growing here actually look pretty good, you notice.
>Definitely something you wouldn't mind snacking on- especially those daisies.
>They're your favorite.
>Tasty, but also very plentiful, unlike the stupid fancy flowers from the Everfree and the Badlands that every posh pony in Canterlot loves.
>It's a wonder how ponies are even able to find those plants without getting seriously hurt, or worse.
>And the petals don't even taste that good, in your opinion.
>"Ready to go?"
>You snap at attention and instinctively nod.
>He simply smiles.
>"Well alrighty, the place is pretty close too, so it shouldn't take long."
>Anon pauses, and takes to just looking at you for a moment.
>"And if you don't mind me saying, I think you actually look much better with your mane down...ish."
busy day today
>>27270558
The only thing I don't like is how you sometimes overextend the narration. Just an opinion. Everything else is pretty good
>>27270558
this is great so far
>>27254585Realismout ofReally Good
>>27270558
Lurking
>>27270558
Nice
>>27271374
I feel bad for the lack of grammar
Anymore redheart green while we wait for more?
>>27271566
You can write some. I'm out of ideas
>>27263224
Anthro is not allowed. Their is a thread especially for no hooves that we direct these to. Nice pic though.
>>27248238
Writefag here, there's a part 2 you know
http://pastebin.com/v8dgiqrx
>>27253251
Bump
>>27236930
Fuck that ending, when I fucked around with the avatar I didn't realise my choice would completely ruin the endinggood luck squiggles - vic boss
Are these hips real or fake?
>>27235797
because she doesn't have a symbol of hate on her ass
>>27273396
Perfectly real, like she's not.
>>27235797
No idea, but it's an injustice
>"Ah, so, mr Mous...you must be my 9.30. Follow me, we're going to have a very thorough exam..."
Any anon here in med school? I just started this year
>>27273606
Medfag here too. Suffering The Finals
>>27273544
That hurts.
>>27273606
>>27273879
Would you like to study all night with nurse pony?
Because that gives me an idea for a green
>>27275187
Of course i do
Please greentext writefriend
>>27275356
I could try tho
>>27275187
I'd love to stay up with her studying and drinking coffee all night.
>It's the third week of first semester at medicine school
>Midterm exams are around the corner
>And you've been studying like crazy
>Because you really want to be here
>You were a vet back on earth, not the best but not the worst either
>When you realized you can't homologate any of your subjects, you were heartbroken
>Animals are your passion, even though ponies don't like to be treated as such
>The point is, you love to save lifes, it is your life dream
>And nothing will stop you from doing what you love the most
>When you first presented at medicine school, dean of the faculty explained to you that it was ridiculous that a human's wish was to be a nurse pony
>I tried to explain him that it is my passion and I was a vet, but he is racist bitch
>Luckily, thanks to political influences (Twilight) I was admitted but, I compromised myself to get the best GPA each semester
>Not a big deal, you already know some things right?
>You were so wrong
>Ponies anatomy are nothing you've ever seen before
>There's nothing like pituitary gland or hormones
>Everything works by magic
>Even earth ponies have some magic
>Basically you have to go back to middle school again
>And be the best of each class
>But Twilight believes in you
>And you believe in yourself too
>Etc
>This ride will be a pain in the ass
>But it'll be worth the effort
>>27276397
This is great anon, will be waiting for more
>>27235797
When's the last time we saw her?
>>27277121
Season 3
>>27277127
Seriously!? I think I saw her in S4....
>>27276397
>You're on your way to basic earth ponies anatomy class when suddenly a pony crash into you with such force it makes you fall
>It was a painful hit, considering she's just an earth pony
>She had a white coat and a pink mane, a long mane
>Also she was carrying a lot of books, which makes the hit harder
>You didn't have time to apologize before she just dissappeared in the distance
>All you could catch from her was a 'I'm sorry' or something like that
>It doesn't matter, because now you have to hurry up to classes too
>Fortunately you aren't too far from the classroom, so you make on time
>The class starts shortly after you arrived
>It started explaining about the basics of stomach and digestive system
>Apparently earth ponies doesn't need energy to make their bodies work
>Because all their organic processes are based or magic
>The food only works as a magic battery
>That's why they can live only eating one type of food
>The class progressed normally when somepony crashed into the door
>It was the same white pony from earlier
>And it looks like she also see this class
>She looks like she's trying to explain her delay
>He makes like he doesn't care what she's saying and tells her to go to take place
>You feel like this isn't the last time you'll see
>Maybe it would be nice to meet her
>>27277864
Keep going
>>27278580
Was there ever a story about Redheart helping a colt jerk off who has broken his legs?
If not I would love to read about that.
So my phone, which had absolutely all of my greentext for today, is dead.
And I mean DEAD dead.
This is very troublesome.
>>27277864
>When classes were done, you tried to reach her
>But she ran out and dissapeared
>Looks like a constant routine for her
>But you won't give up soon
>You started to running, hoping to catch her fast
>But she's persistent, like she doesn't want to be caught up
>You two started to knock down all ponies you pass throught
>Until finally both of you get exhausted in front of the cafeteria
>When you realized all ponies were staring at you, because of the big mess you've done
>You were just about to talk to her, finally, but she won you
>"Can you please stop following me? I've been trying to avoid you the whole time, can't you see?"
>Wow
"Hey calm down, I just want to talk"
>"There's nothing to talk about. And if you excuse me, I don't find pleasant the fact that we are the focus of attention"
>Ok, that's not the way you met a new pony
>But you're pretty sure there will be plenty of chances to try again
>Now you can dedicate your efforts to learn about unicorn spell casting
>You're sure there's plenty of books here about it
>And also, if you got some time, play some vidya or whatever is the equivalent here in Equestria
"What an interesting white pony"
>You said to yourself before she dissapears at all
>>27278727
That is some bad news writefellow
>>27278867
>After two long weeks you finally finish the firsts midterm exams
>You could say you were pretty good, good enough to continue your studies
>Also, you constantly see her, but she avoids you
>A lot
>Why tho?
>You don't remember to do anything wrong?
>Is she as racist as the dean?
>You should stop trying to catch her attention, but
>For some reason, you can't
>She so...hypnotizing
>The way she walks, or how she stares at you
>Or maybe you're an idiot
>You decided two days ago to research about her
>Stalking things
>And you found out her name is Red Heart, just like her cutie mark
>How convenient
>She was born an raised in Ponyville
>Her parent can barely afford her expenses, even Medicine School is free
>Living in canterlot is pretty much expensive
>That's not a problem for you of course
>Still, you feel you can befriend her
>You feel the urge to
>And you have a plan for that
>You're using her fascination for pegasi biology to catch her
>And then time will say
My third favorite background pony desu senpai
>>27279390
>You know she keeps almost her whole time at library
>She enjoys reading a lot
>Especially pegasi books
>And that's how you'll finally catch her
"Hello Red Heart"
>"Huh? Oh, it's you"
"Yep, it's me."
>"I'm trying to read. Do you mind?"
"Actually, I have a proposition for you"
>"Oh really?"
"It turns out that I know how much you like to read, also I know how much you like pegasus"
>"W-What? Who t-told you that?"
"Don't be embarrased. Look."
>"W-What is that?"
"It's a book about all things you'd want to know about pegasi"
>"1001 facts about pegasi? I was looking for that book for months! How did you...?"
"Let's just say I know some ponies..."
>"What do y-you want for the book? Sex? Just tell me when and where and we..."
"Whoa whoa. Who told something about sex?"
>"O-Oh, so what do you want?"
"Just promise me you'll make me company over the remaining semester?"
>"What? What kind of stupid...?"
"Do you want the book or not?"
>"...Fine. I guess"
"Great, so why don't we start our quality time together?"
>"Ugh"So, for people who are still interested in nurse pony I'll continue tomorrow
>>27279861
Very interdasted
>>27270558
No more?
Is the guy who impaled his eye in this thread?
Im glad to see there wasn't a dick discussion derailment this time.
*boop*
>>27281533
There was an attempt.
>>27281533
Don't
>>27278867
>>27279390
>>27279861
This whole approach seems more creepy than anything else. There's a difference between a woman who resists your advances and a woman who very clearly just wants to be left alone, and I think Redheart is definitely in that second camp here.
>>27282612
Haven't realized. I guess I'll have to change the plot development
>>27279861
"...And you like to spend afternoons how?"
>"...I don't know...eating some quesadillas and...reading maybe?"
"Maybe? Explain yourself"
>"I don't want to! I'm tired of this"
"C'mon, it's just a bunch of questions"
>"We've been here the whole day with you asking about my private life. Have you heard of privacy?"
"What do you mean? I'm not stalk-"
>"YES, YOU'RE STALKING ME! You know what? you can keep the book, I have things to do"
"B-But...I just wanted to meet you"
>"Good bye, and I hope I'll never see you again"
"Oh"
>Holy shit
>Now you really fucked it up
>How you didn't realize?
>You can forget about befriend her
>And you don't care much about it
>But you feel bad for her
>And you feel like shit
>Just like old days on earth, huh?
>You really want to apologize, but she don't want to see you anymore
>Maybe you should leave things like this
>...
>Or not.
>>27262427
>>27262432
I don't like the fact that her jaw is a part of the clipboard.
>>27283021
At least give her the book, for free now, dammit.
>empathy intensifies
>>27283021
>This time there would be no stalking
>No hidden gifts
>No unnecessary flowers or letters
>Just a normal conversation between a man and a pony
>The next day you went to the cafeteria at noon
>She's alone eating her homemade lunch
>How cute
>Maybe it's time to approach
>You're trying too hard not being a creep
>And, she already saw you so it's now or never
>"Stay away from me, I'll call the police I swear."
"Nononono please listen to me. Please listen."
>Ok she's listening you, don't fuck it up
"I only wanted to say that I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel unconfortable"
>"Well, you did. Now if you don't mind..."
"Ehmm, yeah. Ok, sorry wasting your..."
>She already left
"...time"
>Well, that's it
>I hope we can be friends now
>Someday
>Maybe
>Or maybe you should go back to your studies
>Yeah, that sounds a lot better
>>27283743
>Second midterm exams just started, and you haven't studied anything because of Red Heart
>You can't take her out of your mind, the reason doesn't matter
>You already forgot why you're here, and maybe it's time to get back on track
>So far you know that first exam is about nervous system on unicorns and magic control
>And that's it
>Luckily, you've always been a good reader
>So you have 32 hours, a jar of coffee and your autistic spirit to success on this
>Into the library you go
>I hope they don't mind you preparing coffee in the library
>So let's see
>Pretty much a normal equine nervous system
>The fun part comes with the connection with the horn
>The book explains that there is some kind of resine that connects the horn directly to the brain
>And the horn is just a channeler of nerve impulses in ponies
>You're doing pretty good
>But then, you see Red Heart
>Oh no, now you can't concentrate
>Fuck
>Oh shit, she's coming here
>You're pretty sure she's coming here
>Fuck, read the book
>READ THE FUCKING BOOK GODDAMIT
>"Ehm, hi...Anon?"
"Huh? Oh, hi. Didn't see you coming...
>"Hahah yeah, I wanted to talk to you"
"R-Really? W-What for?"
>"Uhm, I...I want to apologize for the way I treated you...especially last time we saw each other"
"You do? W-Why?"
>"I think I was mad at you because of nothing...but then you started with the stalking and that really made me..."
"Oh, yeah I didn't mean...I just wanted to..."
>"You don't need to apologize anymore. We're both adults right?"
"S-Sure..."
>"What are you doing?"
"I'm...uhh...s-stud-"
>"Studying for the exam? Oh, I could help you. I know a lot about unicorns. Their anatomy is too plain simple in my opinion"
"B-But why would y-you want..."
>"Well, maybe as a way to make it up, because..."
"..."
>You can't even articulate a word
>"Despite all weird things you could and will be, you're the only one to be interested in talking with me. And that's...good I guess? Heh"
>What the fuck is going on?
>>27284269
keep up the good work anon, I like it
>>27284269
>"And that's why horn jobs spoils magic control over time..."
"Wow, I'd never thought about that"
>"Yeah, it's kinda interesting. Ehm, can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, I...I mean, it's ok. You can ask"
>"Why a human like you wants to be a nurse?"
"L-Like me? What d-do you me-"
>"I mean, you're socially awkward, have some weird routines, constantly smell weird and of course, always catching up attention in public places for no reason at all"
>You've never feel so humilliated in your life
>Which is impressive considering all she said isn't that bad
"I supposed I care too much for animals"
>"Animals?"
>Oh fuck
"Oh nonono, I mean that, in earth, you would be considered as an animal"
>"What are you trying to say?"
>You're fucking this up
"I mean..."
"*sigh* Forget it. Thanks for your time, I have to go now"
>It was good while it lasted
>"Wait, where are you going?"
"Huh?"
>"I thought you wanted to talk with me, and now you leave?"
"I thought you..."
>"Offended? Oh please, I haven't even reached my 30s"
"Oh..."
>"So, what do you say?"
"I-It's almost midnight, you know?"
>"And?"
>Wow
"I g-guess if it's ok with you, then it's ok with me..."
>"Great, now tell me more about 'animals' on earth..."
>>27284741
>So we spent the whole night talking
>But this time, it was real talking
>She enjoys my jokes and thinks pineapple on pizza is absolutely disgusting
>She's perfect!
>She's actually a very nice pony
>She dreams with being a pediatrician
>She told me that she loves foals, but doctors have explained them that she could never have her own children
>She almost burst into tears when she told me about it
>It was painful to me too
>Seeing her so hurt and vulnerable
>That's why she decided to study medicine
>She's incredible, she's so persistent and never gives up
>It's almost 4 am and we are still talking like nothing
>It feels magical
>To meet someone you can share everything
"You never told me why you were so reluctant to talk to me at first..."
>"Oh, well..."
>"Truth is, I wasn't the only one who wanted to study medicine in Ponyville"
>"As you already know, spots* here are limited"
>"My plan was to graduate with one of my friends, who also wanted to study medicine, but it turns out that the spot for her was taken for the human, as a request of the princess"
>"And when I first saw you, I couldn't handle it. You looked so stupid and lazy and useless and..."
"..."
>"Oh, sorry. I just got carried away."
"Anyways, I'm tired and I think I need to sleep"
>"Ehm..."
"What? What is it?"
>"Can I stay in your place? I live pretty far apart from here and I'm very tired too..."
https://youtu.be/wm3gd-Wf_XE Cause dat boi is taken all dat spotlight mane
>>27285388
>>27285388
>Luckily, you were too tired to try something while she sleeps
>And you have the exam
>In three hours
>You realized of that two hours later
>Oh fuck
>You just grab a pencil and a eraser and sprint towards the classroom
>You made it just in time
>And also you noticed Red Heart was already there
>What the fuck? She didn't even wake you up?
>Nevermind
>The exam starts and it looks pretty easy
>Red Heart sure is an amazing student
>She basically knew the whole exam
>Without her, you would never have answered this
>She's amazing
>The test takes you almost ten minutes to finish it
>So you can now relax and sleep some more
>You walk out of the classroom and see her waiting...something
>"Hey anon"
>She waves you
>But...you two barely met...
>Ok that's not true
>You know her entire life
>And last night, she learned about yours
>So it's ok if we hang out?
>You're not sure
>Also you're about to faint, so you can't think properly
"Oh, hey Red Heart."
>"So? How you did it?"
"I think it was pretty well. But now I don't want to talk about it..."
>"You're right, classes are boring. What do you say if we go drink some coffee?"
>No
>Please no
>You need to rest
>C'mon anon, just say it
>N
>O
"Sure, why not?"
>>27286349
More pls
>>27285388
>She thinks pineapple on pizza is absolutely disgusting
Nigga u wot?
>>27286349
>"I was thinking...maybe we should go to the local hospital, so we can learn directly from the source."
"Yeah, sounds great..."
>You're too tired
>She didn't noticed you were half asleep, and barely paying attention
>You can hear words coming out from her mouth
>But didn't understand a thing
"Of course sweetheart"
>You didn't realized of what you just said
>Because just after saying it, you fell asleep over the tableAnd I think I need to sleep too. Bump the thread if you're interested tho
Boop.
booop
there's no pastebin for these greens are there?
>>27288671
I'll take care of that
>>27288671
http://pastebin.com/GacRjvk8
http://pastebin.com/vHRTHaKY
Don't know about the other writefag
Bump for greens
>>27287935
>You woke up in the same place you fell asleep
>Your neck is killing you
>Ugh, you feel a little better
>That's good, maybe
>You see Red Heart staring at you, with a confused look
>Did something happened?
"What's the matter?"
>"You...you called me...sweetheart..."
"Oh, did I?"
>"..."
"I can't recall it"
>"Why?"
"I was too tired, I didn't know what I was saying..."
>"Really? Oh, I see..."
>She looks...dissapointed?
>What?
>Could it be...?
"I-I mean, maybe...or maybe I don't remember because...because I was too tired. Yes, I fell asleep"
>"Oh, you didn't sleep well did you?"
"No, not really. Why aren't you tired? You slept as much as I did"
>"I'm used to not sleep too much"
"That's...interesting"
>"Maybe I should let you sleep, you're a pushover and I've been abusing of that..."
"Oh nono, don't worry. These little naps are very effective on me"
>"I see"
"Now we can go to that hospital if you want to"
>"YES I DO"
>So the rest of the week we spent every single free time together
>You can call it studying, eating, sleeping, hanging out or even at the hospital
>And it was nice, mostly because she helps you a lot with your grades
>Without noticing, you two were becoming very close to each other
>You are quite comfortable with it
Lump
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>>27289824
>Final exams arrived, and you have never felt like this
>Every moment Red Heart and you have spent together
>Somehow, it becomes an unforgetable moment
>The way she looks at you
>How she walks
>How she reads that book about alicorns so you can understand
>The secret recipe she uses to make the best coffee in Equestria
>All those little moments wouldn't be the same without her
>You feel like an idiot thinking like this
>But you are in love
>You love her, you want to stay with her forever
>She's one in a million
>You don't want to let her go ever
>And today you will tell her
>She has to know
>After studying, of course
>...
>"Now, let's got to...ehm...ponies reproductive system"
"Oh, ok."
>"Well...uhm...as you can see here...mares tend to have estrus cycles during which they f-feel the need to....to..."
"Reddie, it's ok. I know about estrus"
>"Oh, thank Celestia. I'm not used to talk about these topics. Sorry"
"It's better for us, because I have something important to tell you"
>"What is it?"
"It's about us, you see, we've been knowing since classes started, right?"
>"Yeah?"
"And during all these 5 months, you have become the most important pony in my life. My supporter, my friend, my confident, my everything. And all those things you've done for me, they mean a lot"
>"Are you trying to..."
"I love you Red Heart, and I want you to be my girlfriend"
>"Oh Anon, I...I..."
>Oh jesus fuck
>"I love you too."
>This is the best day of your lifeThis part may be a bit too much cheesy, but only because the end is close
>>27257666
The prince of lies tells me she isn't real?
Begone with your satanic trips!
>>27285403
oh shit waddup
>>27291064
>It is the last day of classes
>And you fucked up
>Because that's how you do the things
>The last exams you didn't study
>At all
>Because of her
>You're not blaming her, of course
>It's not her fault
>But that means no more medicine school for you
>No more life dream
>You'll have to leave Canterlot, that means...
>No more Red Heart
>You can't even think of it
>You really face her
>But you have to....
>Oh shit she's coming
>"Hey Anon! Finally vacations, it is great don't you think?"
"Heh?"
>"Now we can spend the day cuddling each other in the couch just how you like it"
"Yeah..."
>"What's the matter?"
"It's just..."
>"You know you can tell me anything"
"I didn't make it"
>"Oh Anon, what happened to you? But don't worry, we can use some vacation for..."
"No, Red Heart, listen. I can't keep studying here. The dean hates me and I'm only here because of Twilight..."
>"Just because of your grades? T-That's not fair"
"I know but, I can't do anything"
>"What are you gonna do?"
"I guess I'll go back to Ponyville and work at Sweet Apple Acres like I used to"
>"B-But what about us? I'm so happy with you"
"I'm sorry"
>"No please, you can't do this. I-I will leave school so we can be together. That's it"
"Red Heart, if you really care about me, you're going to finish your career, work at an excellent hospital and be the best pediatrician I could ever met"
>"B-But...I'll miss you"
"...I know"
>The feeling of leave the only pony you've ever love is beyond words
>Hopefully you'll see her again someday
>Maybe
>You're not sure
The EndI guess that's it
>>27294812
fucking nigger, you did
>>27254585
too, didnt you
>>27294869
Fuck anon, I'd be more careful if I were you. Keep making stories like this and you'll make someone kill himself. Memes aside, I liked both of your stories, you made them more realistic than most of the other greentexts that always end with a happy ending
>>27294925
That's what I tried to do every time I write something
>>27294925
This
>>27294812
Damn, that hurts...
Still loving your shit m8! Keep it up
>>27294812
>>"No please, you can't do this. I-I will leave school so we can be together. That's it"
>"Red Heart, if you really care about me, you're going to finish your career, work at an excellent hospital and be the best pediatrician I could ever met"
And here it comes, the most idiotic type of desicions in life, especially if you are women. I've never gone to study abroad, because of my girlfriend. Not long after, we broke up, yet I almost completely dont regret anything. Because I know, i would've regretted even more, if I left her, even if were a multimillionaire by that time. Thats ultimately a wrong choice, unless you are asexual or full-metal.
>>27295575
And, yep, my awesome lvl of english as a proof.Or its all just an excuse, and I wouldn't achieve anything anyway.
>>27290431
that is extremely adora-sexy
>>27294925
I spent my childhood playing Duke Nukem, who gets all of the ladies and money after you beat a final boss, and I ultimately insist that should be this way in any imaginary adventure.
Imagination. Should. Be. A. Happy. Place.
>>27294812
>if you really care about me, you're going to finish your career
Too bad It already ends, cant write "Aaand I dropped".
Shitty ending. No, srsly, its not sad, its just stupid.
>>27285388
>and thinks pineapple on pizza is absolutely disgusting
THE FUCK YOU SAY BOY
>>27254585
>mare is actually just a friend
>Anon is just wondering why a pony passed out on his doorstep.
>>27270558
did he abandon us?!
>>27270558
>Did he just compliment you?
>Did you get your mane complimented?
>It's been too long since anypony has done that, really.
>Most of the time you're being paged back and forth or just being yelled at by angry patients.
>It's good to feel... somewhat normal, for a change.
>"Whelp, we're here!"
>You instinctively look up and notice that it's a diner- a little better looking than most diners, but still a diner.
>You were expecting a much longer walk.
>"Yeah, the owner of this place always buys flowers from me to cook up and stuff. I've been wanting to go for a while, try the place out."
>He walks over to the door and opens it for you with a big grin on his face.
>Then he pretends to tip an invisible hat on his head.
>"M'lady."
>You can't remember the last time somepony held open a door for you, either.
>Such a small gesture, but an alien feeling for you.
>But change is good.
>A small smile crosses your face, and you walk inside.
>The second you do, you wish you would have at least fixed your mane a bit more.
>You probably look like some kind of sick pony with how much is wrong with it.
>Anon follows inside, and a waitress pony with a white buttoned up shirt comes through.
>"Oh, Anon! What brings you here, huh?"
>"Ah, just figured it was about time I see what you've got cooking in here."
>She grins.
>"Well, you won't be disappointed, Anon! Now, right this way!"
>You both follow her over to some small booth by the window, where she places two menus down.
>"So then, I'd like to tell you that we actually have a couple's special for Hearts and Hooves Day coming up soon, if you both are interested!"
>Hearts and Hooves?
>Shoot, you forgot that was coming up soon.
>Not that you really care much, but that-
>-Wait, COUPLE's special?
>BOTH?
"I-"
>"-No Junebug, we're not a couple. I'm simply repaying her for an accident."
>She frowns a little, then flashes a sly smile.
>"That's a shame. I think you'd both look cute together-"
>"-I'LL take a Hay Cola, please!"
>>27297454
He's alive!
>>27297463
>>27278727
had really drained my motivation
i had a LOT of green on the damn thing, not just limited to this thread
but, such is life, i suppose
>>27297502
You can't give up
Just stay determined
>>27297454
"Two, please."
>Junebug just smiles and nods.
>"Alrighty, then!"
>She walks off, and Anon huffs.
>"Sorry about that, Redheart... Junebug always teases me about having a marefriend when I'm with some pony."
>He crosses his arms.
>"Maybe a bit too much."
"You don't have a marefriend?"
>That's actually a bit surprising, if so.
>You know there's a lot of ponies that have savannah fever out here, so more than a few would probably want Anon.
>"Nah, not really. I mean, it'd be nice, I'm sure, but I think of myself as a bit... watered down, compared to all these other ponies."
"'Watered down'?"
>He rubs the back of his neck with a hand.
>"I guess I see myself as kinda boring, compared to these ponies. Back home, I was completely comfy with my glorious PC, and my regular monthly subscription to Netflix."
>What the hay is a PC?
>Is 'Netflicks' a magazine?
>"-Right. Well, pretty much I was fine just playing games and watching things. I'm just a really easy person to please, I guess."
>You nod.
>You remember your mom telling you that you were the complete opposite, actually.
>Said you seemed like you were 'always uncomfortable with yourself' or some ridiculous thing like that.
>Then she said something about you 'wanting so many new things, you couldn't keep track of them all'.
>...Ugh, now you're glad your parents haven't visited.
>You love Mom, but she always just, looks for things to hound you over.
>It never does well to cheer you up, that's for sure.
>"But, Junebug's always told me that I won't be 'truly happy' unless I have someone to share the feeling with."
>Aaand that's what Dad would always tell you.
>You don't feel like a regular mare anymore now.
>You feel like a pony fresh out of nursing school, listening to her parents give a lecture on being happy.
>"-But, that's just my boring life... What about yours? Do YOU have a 'special somepony'?
>Not unless being given candy in grade school means you're in a relationship.
>>27297966
alrighty, short break to watch a movie and draw some shit
>>27298888
Cheeked biatch
>>27298888
Best nurse, best quads
Bump for best waifu
