Alright, faggots. Think of the most recent vidya you've played. Got it?Twilight has requested that you lend her that game so she can, ahem, "continue her research on human entertainment". What game do you give her?I gave her Battletoads. I'm so fucked once she comes back.
>>27223941
the only reason im replying to this shit thread is because the last game i played was undertale and she would enjoy it
>>27223964
You are shittier than this shit thread, kill yourself my man
>>27223941
I just started Xenoblade Chronicles.
>>27223941
Well I'm playing Dark Souls 3 on PC and I'm not telling her about the trainer.
So she'll probably an hero
Red dead redemption
Get ready to feel, twilight
>>27223972
>kill yourself my man
only if you go first buddy
>>27223972
When the bait is just right
>>27223941
Agar.io
>>27223941
Vermintide, praise Sigmar!
Gears of war 4 beta
>>27223941
Pokemon Black and Black 2
>GTA5/Online
She'll probably have a bitch fit about it being too violent or something. Online will most likely infuriate her.
>>27223941
La-Mulana. The original. Even she wouldn't be able to figure it out.
Ocarina of Time. RD would enjoy it more tho
>>27223941
M-minecraft
>>27223941
Fire Emblem: Awakening
Yeah, hat won't mess with her perception of humans.
>>27223941
I've been playing a lot of StrongHold Crusaders
Bayonetta 2
>Oh, a chance to learn a bout magic in the human world!
>>27223941
I picked up the Borderlands Handsome Collection on a sale last week.
I hope she likes reference humor, obsessive min/maxing, and ruthless prioritization.
>>27223941
>Over confidence is a slow and insidious killer.
>conker's bad fur day
oh boy
>>27224109
>!AH !AH !AH
Fucking skeleton nobles.
>>27223941
The most recent game I've played was smash, but I would like her to see the reaction of the last game I played recently.
It may be appropriate.
World of WarcraftFOR THE HORDE
>>27223941
World of tanks
She'll either have no interest or we won't see her for months
>>27223941
Kingdom hearts.
Yeah, I think she'll be fine.
>>27223941
Bf4.
I dunno what this contributes to the thread.
>>27223941
Banned From Equestria (Daily). She probably won't be happy.
>>27223941
The last game I played was the age of decadence. She is going to be fine if she chooses a diplomatic approach(that's literally what the game recommends - fighting is hell and requires very specific builds)
>>27223941
I got her Nuclear throne.
>Hey Anon!
What?
>I wasn't able to get rads so I made refined plutonium, this should allow me to mutate right?
....
>What?
Well, that explains why I saw some NRC workers in town today.
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
hot rajang dick
>>27223941
Civilization V. The game where she learns that we will take every opportunity to screw everyone else over.
Binding of Isaac
She'll think all humans are child abusers or victims of child abuse
>>27223941
>Earthbound
Honestly not bad
>>27223941
>Bravely Second
I'd think she'd like it. RPGs would be the best kind of games for her.
>MH4U
She'd either be very, very good, or literally the worst.
>>27224449
Move on to Mother 3 already. It's the superior game in every way.
>>27224230
Underrated post.
Tfw the princess of friendship disappears for months while the kingdom of ponyville is in shambles.
>>27223941
>CS:S
She better be gud.
>>27223941
>my waifu plays Conception II
She's gonna think we're boring cunts. To avoid that, I'm going to turn on Deadly Premonition to exploit a loophole, motherfuckers!
>>27223986
>it is literally impossible to hate my favorite game
The rope. Your neck. I pronounce you man and wife. You may embrace the bride.
>>27224625
Twiggy also then becomes racist against humans, and thinks Anon is actually of the orcish race.
"Anon, why does WoW show your fellows as being all wierd and hunched over?"
>>27224615
Ever heard of a series marathon, faggot?
I'm doing my annual playthrough of the series in a month. Already excited to replay Earthbound Beginnings, even though the name is kinda lousy.
>>27223941
Dark Souls 1
Have fun Twily
>>27224706
>Earthbound Beginnings
You'll call it "Mother 1" and you'll like doing it. Everytime I get to the part where you're supposed to grind with EVE I can't muster the will to keep playing.
Vampire: The masquerade bloodlines.
>>27224722
nice dubs
>>27224722
No faggot, it's just Mother. As for EVE, that's definitely hellish but I have the will/autism to finish it so I can play Mother 3 ASAP.I still say "Earthbound: First Contact" would be a better name.
>Overlord
Hopefully she'll just see it as entertainment, and not villain training
>>27223941
Rance 03
Hope she likes rape
>>27224779
I use "Mother" to refer to the series as a whole; I find it creates slightly less confusion.Wouldn't first contact be the incident where George and Maria get abducted, though?
>>27223941
>Vicky 2 w/HPM
Dunno what she'd think; that humans are self-absorbed in their own history and probably autistic?
halo reach
she'll probably get stuck on the first level
Alien isolation. Full collectors edition had 75% discount yesterday.
Sorry, Twiggy... I couldn't resist.
>>27223941
Just beat dark souls 2 now I'm going to 3 I guess she can have fun fighting fucking nassandra that bitch
>>27224797Technically yes. I pick First Contact because of the relevance aliens have, and because Earthbound/Mother 2 was the first time US got to play. So Mother/Earthbound Beginnings was the "first contact" in Japan.
It makes sense in my head trust me.
Replaying Vandal Hearts for the PS1. It's a tactics game, so she might enjoy it.
>>27224787
Mah Niggah
>>27223941
I recently played DiRT Rally. It's one the hardest racing games I've ever played and I play sim racers a lot.
She'll probably get lost on a stage and crash, all while trying to figure out the pace notes system.
>>27223941
Skyrim with 254 esps in the load order.
She'll be gone for about a year if she wants to get 100% completion.
>>27223941
The division
>Super Mario 64
>Twily learns about de facto speed, parallel universes, and half A presses, right on time because """""""""""""Henry""""""""""""" comes to ruin everything with his faggotry
World of Warcraft.
We won't see her until Spike complains about the food running out.
>>27224230
You fucking barbarians can't even get wrap your heads around agriculture.
FOR THE ALLIANCE!
>>27223941
>Red Orchestra 2
Twilight learna how to defend the Equestrian motherlands while being cheeki breeki.
>>27223941
Titanfall
>Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth
I done gone and fucked up her views of humans haven't I?
>>27223941
I've been playing Baten Kaitos Origins. If she beats it she'll probably be like me and have PTSD from that Holoholo Bird fight.
>>27224693
Disliking a game is reasonable
Hating a game is retarded and autistic. And I'm not only talking about undertale
>>27223941
>>27223941
Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing
>>27223941
>"FUCKING NULLIES! REEEEEEEEEE!"
"Buy plat, goy."
>>27223941
Have fun playing RollerCoaster Tycoon, Twily.
>>27223941
Hard Truck 2. She will probably watch the intro over and over again. If she can get the game playing on her computer that is. Its 16 years old and wont run on modern hardware with windows (yet works perfectly in WINE, just at a low resolution.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofqhO-9CznM
>>27225372
That game was fucking awesome. Except the physics. Stupid M3 always getting stuck ON the street...
>>27223941
>Saints Row: The Third
She would probably think that it is some sick joke and question what happened in the other two.
>>27223941
Giver her Dark souls 3... Tell her the fat lady with a book only wants a hug. Enjoy watching your friend burn.
Then invade her world and kill while disguised as a phantom...
Welcome her to Dark Souls...
>>27225394
Oh god. I fucking rage from the trucks swerving right in front of me. The AI is utter shit.
>>27225202
>implying she wouldnt fight for the glorious fatherland
>>27223941
Welp. Twilight's in for a surprise.
>>27223941
>EVE Online
hah
have fun Twigs
>>27225408
Why would you put yourself through The Third?
It is a sick joke, played on fans of the series.
She gets Bloodborne from me. Hope she makes it to Ludwig.
>>27223941
>Halo 3
Have fun playing with Lvl 50's in Social Slayer Twatlot.
>>27225510
No doubt that it was the biggest disappointment and the turn for the worst in the series, but it does have its moments.
>It is a sick joke, played on fans of the series.
I thought that was Gat out of Hell
>>27223941
corruption of champions.
this could go several ways
>>27225529
Never played GOOH, wouldn't know.
But GOOH was obviously going to be shit. 3 was insidious.
>>27224088
i dont know why people love short hair bayo so much the long hair made far more sense
>>27223972
You can't outshitpost a shitpost, brother.
>>27224615
Is mother 3 worth playing? I might give it a shot.
>>27223941Monstergirl Quest
If only.
No I really played some damn mobile game, that I should've quit long ago.
>>27225540
What about IV?
>>27225567
I liked IV more than The Third but only just.
Saints Row the Third
>>27225551
Not that anon, but Mother 3 is absolutely worth playing.
>>27225570
Was it because of the throwback elements, better writing and Gat was back?
>>27225564
oh yes mobile games of course
>>27225537
make that alto
i guess she will come to the conclusion we like snowboarding and wingsuits
>>27225591
wait stupid me the title is altos adventure
>>27223941
>Resident evil 6 Ps4 edition.
I don't know how she would react to this.
gears of war 4 beta, she'll be a-ok
Submautica.
She would love the shit out of it.
>all this shit vidya
>>27223941
I gave her Factorio. She hasnt been seen for a week and ponies are worried.
>>27223941
>Animal Crossing: New Leaf
I'm never fucking getting that game back, am I?
>>27223941
Legend of zelda triforce heroes, with a USA cia
>>27225237
BIIIIG RIIIIIGS
Garry's Mod.
Could go either way?
>>27225153
An A press is an A press, you can't tell me it's only half
>>27223941
I'm playing back through SUPREME COMMANDER.
Nobody sees her for a month. When she finally re-emerges into the daylight, she's determined to build a life-size, fully functioning ACU.
Legend of zelda: majoras mask 3d
>>27223941
Train simulator 2016
She's gonna have so much fun
>>27223941
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
"Anon, how do human vehicles accelerate forever but only when driving backwards?"
>>27226271
What about the ability to drive through objects?
>Halo 5: Guardians
Meh.
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. Old game is old.
She's soooo gonna play as Zakharov. Because Science!
>>27226276
Me: humans mastered the ability to phase through solid objects during during World War 2, shortly after France bombed Pearl Bailey. Over 250 billion people died. Trufax, bro.
Autismo the Wonder Horse: I see. Why did they make a game you can't possibly lose because the other player never moves, then?
Me: ...you hate me, don't you?
>>27223941
Defcon
KOF 02
Damn good fightan in my opinion. Don't know how twi would feel about it.
>>27223941
Planetside 2. I can only assume she'd be way better at it than me.
>>27223941
Planetside 2
Studying interaction to achieve a goal will certainly bring out the camaraderie that humanity shows in difficult times and how cruel we are for sport.
Oregon Trail. They'll hear the tears in every dimension.
>>27226315
>>27226319
What are the odds?
>>27223941
Dark Souls 1.
Sorry twalot
>>27226329
Would Twilot be Vanu?
>>27226359
But of course!
>>27226360
Tfw NC cause my friends are, but dream of joining the glorious Vanu (so I can fuck everyone's shit with a Magrider) instead of having to deal with these primitives.
>Nobody playing league of lego
Maybe I have been the true faggot all along
>>27226371
You're above the rest of the NC atleast.
Perhaps one day you can experience true comfort.
>>27226410
I'm actually surprised. I expected 90% of the thread to be league or dota
>>27223941
Fucking Ghost Trick.
I just hope she's purple smart enough to see the path through the spoon, not to mention dismantle the murder machine.
Incidentally, anyone ever notice how weird Pinkie is? Odd girl.
>>27224030
Impeccable taste you've got there, Anon.
I hope it won't change her opinion of humanity
>>27223941
Resident Evil: Director's Cut for PS1I'll try the door on the opposite side!
>>27223941
XCOM 2.
I'm not sure how she interprets it.
She will either go full soccermom mode and won't give it back to me becaue it's violent and glorifies war or give it back to me shortly after because it's violent and both sides of the conflict (ayys and hoomans) misunderstood eachother and engaged in ar instead of friendship so she's not interested in playing it.
By the way you guys have good taste in vidya expect these two homosexuals.>>27224230
>>27224274
>>27223941
Europa Universalis IV
Nothing says Friendship is Magic more than taking native's land and Elan. Feels good
League of Legends
go get it.
>LISA The Painful
considering what her research pertains to, things will not end well at all.
>>27223941
>Deus Ex
>"Why the hell do they need that huge cylinder thing? Can't they use magic to make stuff like everyone else?"
>>27223941
>TF2She gets VAC banned. Eat shit, Sparkles
I know that technically this isn't a videogame but i wanna see how long it takes her to figure it out
https://ded.increpare.com/~locus/nawnco/
>>27223941
>open thread
>ctrl + f
>Rocket League
>no results
Fucking casuals.
>>27225551
Definitely. I encourage going through it as blind as possible unless you need help with a boss or something. If I remember correctly it's still not available in the west, so you'll have to do it the old-fashioned way.
And remember:No crying until the end.
>>27226492
I'd like to think that's the case, but completing Confusion Gate makes me think I'm just a masochist.
Crusader Kings II, removing kebab from Africa with the republic of Pisa.
>>27223941
Uncharted Collectionshe becomes traumatized and believes humans are able to slaughter each other by the hundreds and crack jokes about it later.
>>27226955
nobody likes your shit meme game
>>27224394
This
I think she'd love learning the nuances of the game but stop playing once there's nothing concrete to learn.
>>27226192
/v/ go away.
>League of Legends
Good luck with that toxic ass community Sparkle
The Witcher 3
Don't know the reaction there. Probably something about how putting kids through potentially fatal mutations that rearange their internal organs is terrible or something.
>>27223941
>Dungeon Keeper
well...
but that's not the way Equestria should be managed
>>27223941
Red alert Yuri´s revenge... well i dont know
>>27223941
>Crysis 1
She'll bitch about violence and ignore the incredible values of patriotism and democracy.
>>27223941
CoD Zombies, Zetsubo No Shima. She's gonna get rekt.
>>27227635
Probably, right there.
Starts getting top of the leader board for every daily, stops playing after a week of this..
imagine her playing dwarf fortress
