605- Gauntlet of Fire
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
Friends Forever #28 (Luna & the CMC) is due out next week (May 4)!
What's the next big bash for Equestria? The Summer Sun Celebration is still a ways off, but it does seem like Spring is somewhat light in dedicated festivities - probably all the necessary work going on compared to other seasons. Still, there's always some room for decorated gatherings. Maybe it's in local fairs and school pageants and and traveling show for the time being?PerhapsMayor Mare knows more - what was Lyra getting signed that time?
>>27208266
Previous thread.
>filly
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw_OtvTZSUc
606 - No Second Prances:When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Which pone is most autistic?
>>27211206
you are, anon
i like lyra a lot
she is very pretty
what was she doing during moon dancer's episode?
Thread so new no one will notice when..
Pony should pony pony
Cute zebras.
>>27211211
Doing the thing
>>27211217
>>27211217
>>27211199
>Sisterly and motherly are different things that's the point.
I never said they were the same thing. I only used Rarity out of all the ponies I could've used to highlight her time with children (namely Sweetie) over Celestia's time with any foal.
>You can't just randomly handle children
Dude, all she did was put her hoof on Twilight to calm her down. That's nothing special. You guys are talking about this scene like she talked her down with some kind, sweet words or something.>I know how it is to accidentally post in the wrong thread. It sucks and when I do it I usually just close all tabs and do something else for a while trying to forget it.It's not like it's going to come back to bite me in the ass is all. I already look silly for arguing about a children's cartoon at 7 AM
>>27211228
And that is why she is the one true Empress.
>>27211227
mods are asleep
post lesbian ponies
Lyra Heartstrings is braving a forest, why is she braving a forest?
>>27211237
can't make me
>>27211241
Visiting a relative that's not near a train station.
Or just having a nice stroll. Going through a forest alone is freaking great and calming.
>>27211241In case the reference wasn't obvious enough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ
>>27211241
Well there's probably no witches in there so I see no reason not to.
>>27211241
Because craving adventure is in pony's Heartstrings.
>>27211237
applejack wants the P
*P stands for pussy
>>27211251
stram
when
>>27211254
I'm pretty sure the P stands for Pony
>>27211248
>>27211261
excuse me, Fruiti Cutie is just continuing a long line of cute ponies with the best manecut
>>27211261
I just do not like her colors.
>>27211245
>Flashburst
>not Shiningburst
Your shit taste offends me
>>27211271
Shining Armor is married
if he's going to go extramarital the only acceptable ship would be Shining/my throat
>>27211271
These both sound like anime attack names.
>>27211255
Not from me anytime soon, I don't even have it. I should get it, I love that movie.
>>27211280
yes, absolutely
>>27211279
I might have to do that tonight
and by tonight I mean like 18-24 hours from now
we'll see, I guess
how are you planning to watch this?
opening night?
sneak in when no one's looking?pirate it, you cheap motherfucker?
>>27211275
What if Cadance grows a magical futa cock to DP you?
>>27211247
When there's something approaching a natural path, anyway, and not crowded with undergrowth.
>>27211296
Probably pirate it
I'm not subjecting myself to the local dub
>>27211292
Fuck, I'd watch. I love a good night time horror session.
>>27211296
I'm going to pirate it.
I don't even want to imagine what opening night is going to look like.
>>27211296
I have a five-year-old niece (who will be six when it comes out) so I'll take her to watch it as an uncle-y treat. I hide my powerlevel while also doing a good deed.
>>27211311
Do you really want your niece surrounded by the people likely to attend?
>>27211297
Cool!
Can she turn me into a mare first? Or, at least a human woman?
>>27211296
I'll definitely watch it, not in a theater but in a stream with all of MLPG. Then when it comes out I'll buy it and watch it a bunch more.
>>27211320
Yes. It will teach her that hiding her powerlevel is very important to maintaining a healthy irl/internet balance. And it will teach her that men are icky and not something she should want until she is 30.
>>27211331
>>27211330
You sound like a good uncle.
>>27211335
>>27211343
>>27211330
hiding your powerlevel and avoiding the opposite sex
sounds like a great plan
i mean, it works for me
>>27211330
Please don't try to turn your niece into lesbeans
>>27211347
>>27211349
>turning into a recluse means hiding your powerlevel
It's the exact opposite lmao
People notice something is wrong then start to think you're some weirdo freak.
>Today is Great Poetry Reading Day
Rock.
You are a rock.
Gray.
You are gray.
Like a rock.
Which you are.
Rock.
You excited the pony too much!
>>27211358
>"Excuse me sir, we just need to check your bag." The guard taps his finger on the little pony symbol on the anon's ID.
>"S-sure," stammers the anon, wheeling over his luggage to the X-ray.
>"Can't be too careful, you know. Lotta folks trying to steal ponies these days."
>"M-mhm."
>The bag goes into the scanner. After a moment, the technician frowns and waves over the guard.
>"Sir, what exactly is in this bag?"
>"My computer."
>"I see." He reaches for the walkie talkie on his belt and exchanges a few short words with the operator on the other side.
>"Sir could you please step over into the white-painted square while we check your bag."
A handful of guards slowly pace into view.
>The guard opens the bag and begins unscrewing the case of the desktop.
>"No! Stop! It's fragile!"
>A pair of guards grab him, one at each shoulder.
>The case comes off, revealing a filly curled up inside.
>The guard scowls and delicately lifts her out of the case, removing the gag and various rubber bands.
>"Cuff 'em."
>"No! I was set up! This was a frame job! CELESTIAAAAA!!!"
>The filly awakens with a start and begins to cry. The guard pats her head and she in turn hugs at his arms in desperate fear.
>"There there, everything will be okay."
>Behind him, the anon is being tased.
>>27211357
The fuck are you talking about?
>>27211194
>gets up just to make a new thread
We don't deserve you, Isaac
>>27211360
10/10
Everypony calm down, there's cookies and punch by the door
>>27211359
so people think you're a weirdo either way
reveal your power level or not
>>27211363
i want to feel the breeze and smell the scent from eqg rainbow dash
i bet it smells like fresh girl sweat and cupcakes
>>27211360
I'm edgy like bismuth
When you talk I say damn shut your bitch mouth
I'm hard like corundum
Rapping against me is a lyrical conundrum
>>27211330
>until she is 30
and then what?
AND THEN WHAT?
>>27211387
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>27211368
>>27211402
i like to imagine this is a very confused elderly person who just stumbled into the poniest part of the internet
whuh? why are there all these pictures of cartoon cats or something? where's my hearing aid? what the fuck is a lyra?
>>27211410
It's because two anons are spouting off nonsese and have left me confused.
>>27211331
Anyone have the regular version? I need it for reasons
>>27211400
Ponies stay youthful for like, six hundred years.
Fuck Equestria!
Glory to Arstotzka!
They have there annual international orgy in spring
>>27211198
>Fllutter brutter
>Fluttershy's brother
Whoa
Wowza
>>27211415
>It's because two anons are spouting off nonsese and have left me confused.
welcome to mlpg
>>27211426
THANKS!
>>27211417
this is one of many, many reasons marrying a pony would be the best thing everalso the sex would be amazing
>>27211400
>>27211425
>That description
This pony show is getting to real for me.
>>27211437
Yes!
Love the pony!
Marry the pony!
Raising a family with pone will always be the best thing.
>>27211454
>mfw at first pony made me feel like shit because I have no frens
>got over it
>soon pony will make me feel like shit because a character is too much like me
Fuck
>>27211454
Neets btfo the episode
In before least popular episode
>>27211460
having a horsey wife would be great in every wayespecially sexually
>>27211470
Whatever Fluttershy says to get her brother over his fear of failure is going to piss me off. I just know it.
predictions on flutterbrother's name GO
Is Fluttershy's brother going to be a loud douche-bro (who is secretly neurotic and terrified of failure)
OR
a neurotic basement-dweller where "fear of failure" is his dominant personality trait?
Also, "Breezies" was a better episode than its reputation suggests.
>>27211473
why is she eating a mouse
>>27211473
Her monologue is gonna have animals used as examples, isn't it
Wouldn't it be great if Fluttershy realized her brother was no worse than a pet? And it causes Fluttershy to look inwardly at how she treats her "guests", especially Angel.
God that would be cool.
>>27211473
>>27211481
It's a free country.
>>27211483
You know it's going to be some bullshit about how you need to face your fears even if you fail and your fears are a lot less worse than you think and yadda yadda.
Then we're going to get another episode about Fluttershy being shy
>>27211473
That's probably best case scenario.
Worst case is he leaves a lasting impact and the writer ships him with one of the main 6 officially making that pony the official brony fucker.
>>27211496
why are fluttershy and rainbow dash tasting each others' tongues
>>27211472
Horse kisses look like the best thing ever.
>>27211510
Oh god... which pony would he be shipped with?
>>27211523
>>27211527
AJ
She's got experience with brothers.
>>27211511
They're allowed to do that. Why aren't you tasting your best friend's tongue?
>>27211510
>That's probably best case scenarioIt's going to be complete bullshit and I'll hate it
And he probably won't be shipped with anyone. But he'll probably be super cute.
>>27211496
>you need to face your fears
Considering it's a kids' show they probably will take this route and not address just how cruel, unfair, and terrible the real world (i.e. other people) are.
>>27211534Sauce
>>27211533
>lazy fucking faggot
>hard working horse falls for him
The already non existent AJ fanbase would implode.
>>27211540
Well, she would be a great influence on him though.
Really Fluttershy should get AJ to help her in the episode.
>>27211530
i just realized how big celestia's horsey head would be
i want to kiss her big snoot all over
>>27211539
It's not that great.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/12/25/506080.png
>>27211544
Twilight plz contain yourself
>>27211547
>tumbulge
Well it's not great but I'll give it a "bretygud"
webums
>>27211542
The moral is going to have something to do with his lack of friendsm I bet. That's basically the whole premise of the show. Hell, even fucking Discord was redeemed because lmao Fluttershy befriended him. Flutter Brother will make some friends and stuff and then he'll get over his neet ways and learn ambition.
The show is trying to teach its adult audience (ie us) that we might be better people if we had real friends and didn't live life vicariously through fictional multicolored magical horses.
>"Sister, are you sure it's okay to continue leading Anonymous on like this?"
>"What do you mean, Luna?"
>"Well, there's not actually a position in the castle for a, um, 'Royal Faceseat'. It just feels a bit wrong."
>"Don't be silly sister, I'm sure he's doing fine. Right, Anon?"
>"Mmmmpphhffmmggm."
>>27211578
anon have some dignity
>>27211544
It doesn't matter how big you consider pone, they will always be the perfect size to love you.
>>27211551
>you will never be this happy
>>27211578
Who are you quoting?
>>27211584
look how little she looks
I want to hug Celestia
>>27211585
you
>>27211592
Not pony.
>>27211592
Pony redpilled you by revealing that the "Ring Around The Rosy" song was about the Black Plague
>>27211591you never will
we can only imagine how heavenly it would be
>>27211612
go back to /r/todayilearned with your lame reposts, pony
>>27211612
since when was Jared Leto a pony
>>27211622
MOM
>You'll never subjugate a pony.
Why live
>>27211622
I'm just gonna boop ya. Really, really bad.
>>27211620
Celestia wills it!
http://i.imgur.com/AyivIxV.webm
>>27211660
I know it's >no hooves, but it's a damn sight better than her "Equestria Girls" incarnation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
Do you think Guardians of Harmony will end up having any impact beyond those packed in comics?
>>27211669
>bin shitty eqg doll
>keep pony doll
perfect
>>27211620
thanks for reminding me how sexy and attractive pony celestia is compared to gross human girls
>>27211669
Scandalous!
ダーピー
>>27211699ブープ
>>27211680
I want to run my fingers through her mane.
>>27211699
>>27211710
>>27211710フィリ
>>27211675
It always fucking get me.
Like it starts okay, pleasant you know? And then the sudden change just kills me.
pony feels
>>27211699
>>27211718
The farty brass synth always makes me laugh
>>27211712
i want to run my dick through her mane
i want to lick her dirty ass after she takes a shit
oh god the horniness has taken over my mind
>>27211719
Feel pony!
>>27211725
I love this
>>27211675
fucking
every time
>>27211725
Can I hang out with Colt T. and Japanese Horse?
>be her shameful indiscretion
wait...was there fluttertwi episode?
>>27211757
Well, technically A Bird in the Hoof and The Hooffields and McColts, but neither one really focused on the interplay between the two.
>>27211757
Yeah
>>27211752
god why is she so hot to me
that horsey muzzle
that sexy body
i'd cum until i couldn't cum anymore
get some free chips, you fatasses
http://laysbbq.com/
>>27211752
But what about her sister?
>>27211775
>U.S. residents only
Well, I didn't expect anything else but I'm still kinda disappointed.
>>27211741
Can I feel her tummy?
>>27211789
I don't know, are you really up for it?
>>27211799
I'm always up for soft pony tummies.
Lucky guy
>>27211741
>>27211789
she insists
>>27211775
Thanks, friend. I will.
>>27211814
It figures it would be Fluttershy to have such a darn cute caption.
>>27211825
to make up for how ugly she is?
>>27211809
what am I looking at
>>27211839
Four horrible ships
>>27211839
spike's puberty marelust
>>27211197
That is clearly a colt, you fucked uo
>>27211841
>>27211841
>>27211849
why is Cadance laughing in the bg?
is it because she knows that SpikexCadance /ss/ is the superior choice?
>>27211855
Rip pony kart
>>27211863
no, she's laughing because he's a cuck and nopony will ever like him as more than a friend
>>27211869
I'm sure she'll find someone nice for him
>>27211863
>>27211873
He doesn't deserve that
I like some spike shipslike spike/starlight, applejack, and cadance/SA
>>27211893
Spike/Starlight is literally Sparity-tier trash
>>27211893
oh my lord
>>27211893
>Applejack
One true Spike ship
>>27211906
how much crystal pony action do you think spike gets
>>27211906
it does seem like Spike has been getting a lot of attention from mares, stallions and even dragonesses too
what a player
>>27211922
gosh I was literally about to post that picthat stallion is so prettyprobably a lot of action from enthusiastic fans
>>27211928
have you drawn any cutie crystal ponies
>>27211940
not reallyI'm on the tail end of my finals so I'll get on that grown up Tender Taps butt pic and check out some qt crystal pones to draw after that once I'm done with school
>>27211928
>spike kneeling beneath that stallion panting and breathing out a nervous ''d-dude'' when his cock reaches full mast on his face as he fondles his balls
>>27211950ah hell yeah that's rad, you go get 'em xieril
>>27211953
ANON THAT'S VERY LEWD
>>27211958t-thanks anon
>>27211967
Gilda bakes.
How is she allowed in that fort?
>>27211922
All of it.
Fillies, colts, mares, stallions, it doesn't matter.
>>27211902
>trash
One man's trash is another's potpourri
>>27211971
Baking is only nerdy when boys do it. Girls can bake without any problem.
>>27211979
What do you mean? Gilda isn't a boy? Could have fooled me.
If you cuddled a mare in heat, would she be even warmer than usual?
>>27211979
Cooking on the other hand is manly as fuck
>>27211967
xieril your waifu tells you to expect a surprise when you get home
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
>>27211989
yes, also moister and muskier
>>27211967
You should do more stuff with anon and the two pegasi
>>27212002
oh no
royal
bald
pony
>>27212024
xieril why are you posting nobby pictures? Don't you know that you have to pay royalties if you do?
>>27212023
more stuff like what?
>>27212042
Like all three of them getting drunk andpassing out on the couch in a cute and non sexual manner
>>27212041
it's cool anon nobby and I are pretty tite
>>27212051
xieril draw yourhusbando and waifu in a lewd position looking at you lewdly
>>27212051
your ponies are pretty tite
>>27212051
We neeed the other perspective on this one
>>27212065holy unf dude
that'll be fun to draw
okay
>>27212078
>snootles actually scrunching up due to the force of the boop
this is the lewdest pic on the internety-you too
>>27212089
yeah
we gucci
I love a formal mare who knows how to unwind.
>>27212102
>xieril nobbyposting
>nobby xierilposting
what is wrong with the world
>>27211989
You would be cuddling a mare who would desperately try to hump and grind on you. So the movement would generate more heat.
>>27212128
It means they're fucking.
Speaking of fucking.
>"You wanna do what with me?"
>>27212128
Man that section was dark
You're face to face.
With the pony who sold the world.
>>27211953
>>27212150
I want to tip you upside down and leave you helpless.
>>27212150
Hold your hoof in public.
>>27212156
Yeah, basically implying there was an alternate timeline where potentially all life was wiped out...
That was probably the darkest the show has ever gone. Even Tirek wasn't going to blow the world to ash.I like some Anon's theory that it was a Nightmare Star alternate timeline. She burned and dried out the world.
>>27212117
well of course she's not wind
that's a string instrument, not a woodwind
casual horsing with poni
I want to mindwipe this pony and trick her into thinking her name is Pinkie Pie.
>>27212203
diabolical
>>27212192
what does horsing consist of?
>>27212209
>gif
>it does nothing
>>27212224just like you
>"K-FILLY's super sounds of the sediments, keeps on rockin'."
>"Now, number 5."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln2CQqEmrEk
>>27212224
>>27212230
would you listen topony music?
>>27212258
No because it'd be shit
I'd much rather listen to human music like Sunn O)))
>>27212263
>Sunn O)))
What kind of meme shit is this?
>>27212263
man
I just noticed what a weird angle that doshio is at
>>27212258
sure would
>>27212258
>cuh
Stay away from bluebirds, bruh. Better red than dead.
>>27212263
>not listening to Ponebow
>>27212267
how japanese can Dosh get?
>>27212275
I like Sigur Hors better than Ponebow
>not listening to Rara
For shame, Anon
>>27212311
That was such a shit episode
>>27212322
>manager manager manager
come on Amy good song though
>>27212293
>Dash yells japanese things at you
>Don't know what it means but think it's really cute>She's saying FUCK OFF
>>27212311
garb tier tbqh
>>27212333
such a tsundere poño
shithorse
>>27212322
Nah.
"Owl's Well That Ends Well" was a shit episode. "Spike At Your Service", "The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well", and many other episodes were all much worse than "The Mane Attraction".
>>27212333
>she sees you endeared by her
>it makes her even more mad
>but she's too adorable you can't handle it
>her punches and kicks feel like a pillow gently floofing on you
>you grab her and hug her
>she's struggling whilst also enjoying it
>soon she's putty on your arms
>she rests her chin on your shoulder
>wraps her wings around you too
>>27212348
Them being worse doesn't stop Mane Attraction being fucking SHIT
SHIIIIIIIITT
>>27212341
she needs to lay off the pastries yo
>>27212350
that's too cute, man
>>27212365
it's okay anon
she's bulking her butt
>>27211725
can i use filly treats on that horse?
guys filly's album needs more seeders
I know some of you chucklefucks already got it
