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>>27206523
Great job, everyone!
inb4 smell bullshit, patreon, humanized, etc.
THANKS FOR THE 200 THREADS
>>27206523
>>27206547
Congrats on 200 threads, everyone!
Never Forget
bump :^)
Reminder.
>>27184235
>>27168242
>>27199355
FUCK OFF SHIMMERFAGS!!!
GO SHITPOST SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!
>>27206624
k
>>27206647
He man a shit
>>27206547
>>27206559
>>27206563
>>27206706Benis.
>>27206733
Pedobear loves the trannies.
>>27206760
Thanks for reminding my boner. I almost fapped.
>>27194357
>With careful feet, April makes sure not to slip on the pool of blood in front of open double doors. The mats lining the wall signify what could pretty much only be a gym, and April knows to prepare herself for whatever may come through these open doors.
>She steps through the doorway, briefly turning back towards Sunset to see the girl sliding down to the floor once more, shrinking away from the hallway with an exhausted look in her teary eyes.
>The size of the gym lets April’s shoes resound with a slight echo with each step on the floor she takes.
>On the other side of the gym, an empty doorway reveals yet another hallway filled with countless corpses, all lying on the floor. Momentarily halting her steps forward in order to keep herself from vomiting, April grimaces at the sight before looking away.
>She instantly notices the other two doors, which can lead to no other places that the locker rooms. It takes a few seconds to creep across the gym to check the signs for which one is the door to the girls’ locker room.
>The gym itself is silent, allowing the loudest noises heard by April to be the aggressive clawing and thrashing against the hallways doors – merely held by Moss and a broomstick.
>Each echoing step in the gym could trigger a response from an even remotely close zombie, given what April had previously learned about their attentive hearing of these things.
>She continues across the deathly silent gym until she’s close enough to the door to grab onto the handle. Every couple of seconds, she looks over her shoulder to check for anything that might have follower her through the doorway from which she entered. Each time, there is nothing there, but that confirms nothing after the next ten seconds.
>>27207169
>No more movements behind the officer so far as she looks again while slowly swinging the door open. A low creak has to be suppressed just enough to be masked by the distant sounds of the zombies behind the other doors.
>April finds herself face to face with silent blackness, waiting anxiously for anything to emerge towards her.
—
That’s a preview of what’s coming next. A lot more to come after I get some sleep. I had to take an exam today, so there was less time to do stuff.
>>27194622
>>27195159
Aww thanks! I really don't think I'm up to Sarge's level yet though. He's actually a professional level writer while I'm not.
>>27195370
10/10 Especially if that's RD at the top.
>>27196947
She's being shaken up by pretty much everything at this point.
>>27198092
Eh, I hope the one we got right here was a good compromise.
Holy shitballs. Remember the 100th thread?Nearly everyone was dead!
Happy 200 thread faggots!!
>>27207521
Sure as hell did. Long as people have stories to tell we can go as far as we want, I don't think this general is gonna die for at least another year.
>>27206706
I'm watching you.
Congrats on the 200 shit posts!
>>27209115
Thanks, we tryyou faggot:^)
someone get leman in here so we can trash talk him since its the 200th anniversary.
I heard he has a twitter.
>>27209238
Or we could all circle jerk the night away,or both
Favorite stories go
>>27209350
Full R3tards Homecoming anon and that one story about the cutie mark crusaders get picked up in a snow storm and individually get fucked!
>>27209350
Anything by Agent.
Till death do us shitpost
Bump.
Post the best pic you have of your waifu.
>>27209759
>Sunset
>Waifu
This just makes me hate you more.
>>27209797
kek
>>27209797
Faggot
>>27209797
...thank you? Don't tell me you're still salty about the name thing.
If it's worth anything, I'm trying to write some green so the trip doesn't go to waste.
>>27209826
posting worst character.
Here's a (you) just because i feel bad.
>>27209843
>Writing a story with the name of another author
(YOU)
>>27209843
we hate because all you do is cry about waid.
The name thing is long over but all you do is shitty bumps and cry.
>>27209759
>>27209797
>>27209826
Eh
>>27209850
I would back you up if your post wasn't cancerous
>>27209870
>Posting party pone.
Calling me cancerous? hahaha
o im laffin m8
>>27209843
You just need to drop that name and write under something else.
>>27209876
Going to post your waifu then chicken shit?
>>27209883
Or he could just leave. Indefinitely.
>>27209870
>>27209910
that to
>>27209911
>>27209883
I will. It's too damn long to be typed every time I come back here.
>>27209852 It's been a few threads quite some time since I last called for him. Besides, he'll come when he's ready. And well bumps, someone's got to do it.
>>27209549
>>27209350
I actually think that either Super Anon or An Anonymous Werewolf if Canterlot are my faves, since Sarge is a god tier writer. But second place to me feels like a tie between the one you named, Winter Formal Dash and Time After Time.
I just love how the circlejerking from the fans of NaOH's Winter Formal Dash encouraged AlexanderGrey to start writing Time After Time. And that AlexanderGrey's Time After Time inspired Full R3tarD to write Homecoming Anon.
It's like a chain reaction of Autism.
>>27209943
Whoops, wrong guy. Bottom was for >>27209854
>>27209955
>Not having SJWaifu
>>27209549
>FullR3tard's Homecoming
Fucking love that greenWhere are you faggot!? At least say Hi...
>>27209955
>It's like a chain reaction of autism
And I love it.
>>27206523
>>27206647
>>27209238
>>27209350
>>27209759
>>27209826
>>27209911
>>27209932
>>27209976
>>27210042
Gosh darn I just love these pieces of fan-art! I only wish they could work on their art full-time. If only there was some sort of website or organization that would allow you to donate money to your favorite content creator, maybe on a monthly basis? If such a thing does exist, then I surely don't know anything about it. Maybe if the artist left some sort of url in the bottom left or right of each of their pictures so more of their fans could learn about this site and donate money to their favorite content creators? Anyways, that's just my two cents. Tell me what you think in the comments Below!
>>27210371
only scorpdk in patreon
>>27210371
Here's your (You).
>>27210416
>slapping a old fad.
For you.
>>27207189
Thats RD alright. What do you all think about the XX's in the eyes?
Alexander Grey is insecure as fuck.
>>27207189
Is this understandable? Y/N??
>>27211640
Yes. Perfectly done.
>>27211640
this is some shit art dude
S H I T A R T
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>>27212019
>inb4 250 shitposts about a drawing, again
>>27212035
SHIT ART
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>>27211640
That's very cool man.
>>27211239
Alrighty then.
>>27211380
No he's not.
>>27211380
Maybe I'd agreeif I knew who he is
>>27209759
>>27209826
Nothing special
>>27209870
>>27209911
>>27209932
>>27209976
>liking a shit character with ADD
>>27207189
>April cautiously steps forward, instinctively keeping her gun raised despite it being out of bullets. Though, it’s not like her shot would have been all that accurate with all of this shivering.
>Then again, there would be less shivering if even one bullet had remained.
>Officer Moss grunts in the distance as he holds the doors together, almost out of April’s earshot as she continues into the locker room.
>After a couple of seconds, April reaches the point where she would have to let go of the automatically closing door if she wants to take another step into the blackness.
>She grabs her flashlight from her belt and flicks it on while pointing it straight ahead.
>The dingy green lockers hardly reflect any of the light back, stretching in two aisles standing alone and one aisle lining the walls. Nothing can be seen between these aisles, not even after April takes a few more steps into the room to completely see down the aisles.
>Other than the soft thud of the door completely closing off the room, not a sound to be heard.
>The smell of blood is becoming slightly thicker in the air as April starts scouting in between the aisle not connected to the walls.
>April knows that she cannot confirm Rarity to be dead until she sees a body.
>No other options; she needs to make some noise. “…Police…” April tries to somehow make her voice only ring into the locker room without escaping into the gym and god forbid the hallways. “I-is there anyone here?”
>Rarity’s eyes shoot open.
>Not even realizing that she had drifted back to sleep, the girl meekly tries to put it together in her head whether or not the voice she just heard was part of her imagination.
>One bad judgment call can mean certain death.
>>27212685
>She listens with her hand back over her mouth before even realizing it; but the beam of light soon catches her eye.
>”Police.” The officer repeats herself with just barely more volume this time. “Is anyb-”
>”HELP! HELP ME!” Rarity involuntarily blurts out, startling April enough to almost jump all the way back out to the gym in one leap. “YES, I’M HERE! PLEASE SAVE ME!” Her voice shrill and desperate and her mind in utter disbelief.
>She couldn’t help it, not after everything she’s gone through today.
>April falls back into the darkness, crashing into the wall behind her with her flashlight clanging against the cold floor.
>”R…Rarity?” April scrambles to her feet and swipes the flashlight back up. “I’m gonna have to ask you to keep your voice low, okay?”
>”Yes! Yes, I’m Rarity!” The girl in the locker already starts to tear up once again. “Please… get me out of here.” She gasps for a breath of fresh air after literally falling out of the locker.
>Her belt is still tightly fastened to the grates on the door.
>After scouting the rest of the room, April shines the light slightly away from Rarity’s eyes as she approaches the locker. That doorway to the bathroom looked extremely unsettling with that blood pooling out from around the corner.
>”W-wait…” Rarity starts to come to terms with the fact that this isn’t some sort of dream. “How did you know I was here?”
>”Shhh! I said keep your voice low! They’ll hear!” Repeats the officer, holding out her hand. “And your friend Sunset told me all about it.” She takes ahold of Rarity’s hand, finding Rarity to be rather spaced out with an exhausted expression.
>>27212695
>Rarity sinks to the floor as she already tanks her friend in her mind. The text message resurfaces in her memory, now linked with some sort of validation that it too was not in some sort of fear-induced fever-dream.
>April momentarily realizes why the girl can’t stand up, noticing her belt practically welded to the locker door. Rarity just sits there, staring up at the officer as the light shines down from above.
>Her cheeks are coated with streams of diluted eyeliner, her hair disheveled and her eyes bloodshot.
>The officer can only hope that this girl is always this pale.
>”Alright.” April takes a look at how tight the knot in the belt is. “How do we-”
>She’s interrupted by the deafening bang of the door to the locker room being slammed open from the gym. Thinking upon instinct, April immediately flips the flashlight off to avoid being seen.
>In the blackness, Rarity keeps a straight face on the outside at first, only feeling her stomach sink on the inside until the low growl from the direction of the door causes her to wince.
>Literally anything can happen next.
>It doesn’t take a genius to figure it out; the zombie must have heard Rarity from out in the hallways. April internally curses the girl as a hungry set of footfalls creeps across the floor along the outer aisle.
>After somehow making it this far, the last thing Rarity is going to allow to happen is her becoming a live meal. She’s still in the state of shock from this police officer suddenly appearing into her life.
>She’s not going to give up after a small taste of freedom and safety was dangled in front of her face like this; she works on loosening the knot.
>But April’s feelings towards this are ever stronger than those in Rarity’s mind. The officer slaps together in her head the most desperate plan she’s ever come up with; she’s not going to tangle with one of these monsters again.
>>27212699
>Knowing that unclipping anything else from her belt would make noise, April finds her only option to toss something is the flashlight in her hand.
>She reaches forward and feels the opening of the locker Rarity is attached to, getting a decent bearing on where that doorway to the bathroom was. She takes her only shot as the footsteps reach within five feet of her and Rarity.
>The flashlight ricochets off of a couple of walls before smacking loudly against what should be the bathroom floor.
>Less than a half second later, the zombie’s footsteps become increasingly rapid along with its labored grunting… but in the direction of the sudden commotion. Rarity frantically tries the tight knot once more, but make no progress in getting her belt free.
>It’s hard to get this thing undone when she’s also trying to stay as silent as possible.That's all I've got for now because I'm trying to decide whether they make it or not.But I'm typing more at the moment and will try for 10 more posts if I come back early enough.
>>27207342
It was Roseluck, and she pretty much suffered the same fate as Twilight. This is actually going to play an important part in Rarity and April's escape if it happens.
>>27211167
Neat. And the XX's work perfectly in my view, mostly because I'm biased towards that letter.
>>27211380Yeah, screw that guy.
>>27211640
Really good, drawfriend. I actually never had a definite idea in my head of what Officer Moss looked like. The way you drew April is pretty much how I pictured her in my head, though. Great job.
>>27206687
Celestia's got some awesome hips going on
>>27206687
Did JJ even once draw horsepussy?
>>27212295
Have another Fluttershy.
>>27213213
someday.
>>27212525
whats wrong with having ADD?
At least my waifu doesn't have autism.
>>27213579
Why would you still believe this, years later?
This thread is sponsored by RacoonKun.
>>27213507
>Pouting Fluttershy
Thank you, how didn't I discover this earlier.
>>27214157
>>27209759
Why do people hate Sunny so much? Shes best waifu/human/pony/ascended goddess thing/maybe alicorn.
>>27213507
why is she making that face?
>>27214412
They're jealous that she's got a big futa horsecock.
>>27214612
That's not the complete picture. The complete one is here http://twilite-sparkleplz.deviantart.com/art/Sunshynesketchtest-521584358
Sorry for not being able to post it. My phone is shit and can't attach pictures.
>>27215222
Cute, twilite-sparkleplz's stuff is really nice.
>>27206706
Come back, damn it.
>>27212758
Ayyo thanks. The X's on Indigo's eyes also meant how much footsteps people have taken that directly affects her life. The white one is April's, since you said that it takes 10 or so stomps to kill her. While the stretch out cyan ones are RD's, as she left Indigo by running the other direction, something that definitely takes 10 or 20 or even more steps
For Officer Moss, I just wants to draw him as a hairy sort of guy since moss cover almost anything where I live due to dampness. Initially I want to make April's to be a Judy Hoops expy, or even Judy Hooves's, but then yall would think she's too cute or something, so im opted into making her as grumpy as possible
>>27212758
If they make it? Damnit, they need to. The whole point of heroic behavior like this is to make it. It's not suspension of disbelief for luck to be on their side for a while.
Add much as I like your story, you kind of remind me of Kurt Vonnegut. Sometimes, good things can happen to good people, and the universe doesn't have to violate them with a sack of bowling balls for it.
>>27212758
It wouldn't be a zombie story if someone didn't sacrifice themselves. I'm leaning towards Moss. April is too much of a badass to die. Also, will we get back to Dash and AJ?
Prompt me for some comfy lewds, ladies and gentlecocks.
I'm in a weird headspace where I can't touch my ongoing stories, but I don't wanna sleep tonight, so I've got 10 hours to devote to someone's tasty depravity.
M/F, F/F, M/F/F preferably, but if something grabs me I'll run with it.
I'm in the mood to inspire some messy laps, so hit me up!
>>27217139
How about a threesome with Twilight, Cadance and Shining Armor?
>>27216331
This. Pls make them survive this experience. Going back to the school is a suicide mission by itself, lets put some hopes by making them make it backor maybe the tragedy strikes them when they get back to police station? heheh
>>27206523
>200 threads
I forget, when was the first one?
>>27207189
>Sarge
literally who?
>>27217327
Ehhh... Incest.
Whatever, sure, but ya gotta set the scene here, Anon.
SciTwi? Some AU humanized Canterlot shizz?
Gimme something to work with, mang.
>>27217431
Check the archives.
>>27217567
>Being this new
>>27217567
Ignore that faggot, he's basically nobody.
>>27218277
>Basically nobody
>Wrote most of the best stories on fingerbang.
Ok I would LOVE to see you do better
>>27218492
>butthurt fanboy
Hm nah.
>>27218492
Don't worry, he can't. And even if he did try, it'll probably be Iamodd-tier shit.
>>27218546
Not really going to bother since faggots like you would bash it by the very first post.
>>27218630
That's a good looking straw man you got there Anon
>>27216866
Yeah kill Moss. He's the most dispensable of them all if we really need to choose
>>27218661
He does have a point though. Its pretty hard to put all your effort into a story when everyones shirting on it from the start.
>>27218666
S-satan?
>>27218735
No, people know when a story is good or not off the bat.
It takes practice and time to do it on a successful level.
>>27218630
See I can take trying and failing but I can't understand never trying at all
>>27218546
It would probably where he pushes his waifu into the limelight or where anon gives the mane 6 da dick
>>27218760
>No, people know when a story is good or not off the bat.
Of course, but what I mean is people are less willing to try when shitposters arguing with them are bashing it. Its hard to tell who actually dont like it and people who dont like it just to spite them
>>27218786
tru
>>27218786
So what do we do about that? I'm all ears, cause I am sure as hell out of ideas on my end.
>>27219293
If I were you, probably the first thing I do is making the change myself and not being an ass to another anon after he dumps some original contents. If there's something you dont like, voiced it like a normal person. Just because you are now in the so-called 'wild west of the internet' doesnt mean that being an ass is always the answer
that being said, any non-lewd drawing requests? Something out of friENDship would be nice, but doesnt mean that I wont do anything else
>>27219293
Sorry, but I dont have any. At the end of the day, we cant stop people posting/shitposting. Maybe if we encourage people who dont like something to give suggestions, or say why they dont like it. It might help gyrate the regular posters from the shitposters.
>>27219408
Um, I myself actually haven't replied to anything in this thread until like yesterday or something. And I'm not the same anon that just talked about knowing if a story is good or not, this post I'm typing now is my second reply to you. Was just saying that I have no idea what to do about the shitposters and want to know if you have anything on your mind that I didn't think of.
Oh, and I guess drawing something from FriENDship would be great. Preferably RD walking around with her axe in hand.
>>27219420
Worth a shot.
>>27212758
>No matter what Rarity’s hands do, the knot isn’t showing any signs of coming loose within the next ten seconds, and even that timeframe might be too long.
>April starts to feel around for the girl in a panicked fashion, expecting the zombie to come charging out from the bathroom at any second. She listens to it move around in there for a moment.
>It can be heard sliding the tips of its fingers along the wall while sniffing the air almost like a dog. Hungry grunting starts to resonate back into the locker room as the intruder closes in on something in the bathroom. It almost lets out a laugh as it falls forward to reach something below.
>April soon starts to hear the now familiar sound of flesh being torn. She pauses for a half a second to repress certain memories from earlier in the day.
>Rarity struggles to hold in a scream as she too recognizes the sound April hears, remembering it from just about an hour ago… and in the exact same spot.
>The zombie resumes its unfinished meal, distracted as April finds her way into a strong grasp on Rarity and starts to pull her away from the door.
>April no longer cares about the belt; her only goal is to get out of the near blackness. She’s eyeing the small sliver of light from under the door leading back out to the gym, almost too dim to be visible.
>The crunching of bones can soon be heard emitting from the bathroom. It’s a good omen that the zombie has been occupied for the moment, but there’s no telling how long this moment will last.
>Rarity responds to the now insistent pulling by moving her efforts to the buckle of her belt; she’d rather choose her life than an accessory on her clothing.
>April feels the resistance come to a halt in an instant after the buckle is slipped loose. The zombie in the bathroom doesn’t hear the two luckily fall back into the open space without crashing into the lockers.
>>27219859
>They silently hold onto each other while feeling around for the lockers as a sense of bearing. The increasing number of rows of lockers being put between the pair and the zombie obscures the ripping and tearing sounds from the bathroom.
>The sounds grow quieter ever so slightly, and the cold metal surfaces of the lockers nearly shock Sunset’s fingers as she follows April towards the hint of the door.
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>>27212796
Nope.
>>27212823
About 5 or 6, but they all ran out after hearing the action at the front of the school.
Also:
>Rotters.
That's a totally new name for zombies I've seen. I actually can't stop smiling and laughing at that word for some reason.
>>27215853
Eh, it pretty much works out fine as far as i'm concerned. You did great.
>>27216331
>>27217400
Alright, if you guys insist. Let me justdelete and rewrite the part that almost happened and make it so they live.
>>27216866
I can write an RD/AJ scene right after this one, yeah.
>>27219876
I guess this post and the previous one can serve as a preview until I get the restretyped. Sorry to pause in the middle of a cliffhanger, but I have to shape the story according to the change in plans. Will post more in a bit with the complete outcome on this scene.
Designated
>>27220471
shitposting
>>27219899
..It would be great if you still post the story where they didnt make it bruh. I still want them to survive, just curious in how'd you deliver the deatch scene
>>27221274
But like I said, the mainline is still where they survived and all
It just like, the update is a bit short, and I had a hunch where Greeny had to delete a bunch of text but cant fill the same amount again and thus leaving us with this update
Do you know what time it is?
>>27221945
4:14 pst
>>27221945
I wish someone would post that Wallpaper of Flash wearing a chicken mask and Norman wearing a pig mask
>>27221945
Time for you to take off your name.
>>27221945
Time for the developer to rape your franchise in the second game?
It's time for someone to post some green.
>>27221945
>>27222309
Someone like NaOH?
>>27222902
maybe
>>27223098
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a name when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your name when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a name when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my part to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>27223609
I know not to use a name while on 4chan. dont need to be all friendly about it. that isnt 4chans style.
I don't know if put this fanart here or in /ic/
but there is.
what need to be improved
>>27224050
Bitch look like she from I robot
>>27224234
>>27224050
>Feels
>>27224234
So, that means that doesn't look enough human
What needs to seem more human like?
>>27224577
Looks human to me. Also cute.
>>27224577
Her eyes look so souless to me.
>>27223098
Sounds like all you've got is wishful thinking.
sup faggots.
>>27224919
What do you need? ...faggot
>>27224919
You forgot something.
>>27224577
>>27224577
The problem, anon, is that her face is too small.
Heck, her head looks like a humpty dumpty.
So if you draw her face bigger, it'll look much better.
>>27225242
And here's how she looks after enlarging her face.
Can you see the difference?
>>27224050
I thought some anon had told you to easen up the knees and legs, but I dont think I've seen any differences
also>>27225254 this guy gets it. Now her hair looks somewhat proportional to the head
>>27224919
The following are equally true facts:
-You (if you really are Luci) hold literally no significance to this thread, positive or negative. Stop pretending that you do.
-Even Grim Reaper made more of an impact than your punk ass. At least his spam almost made progress for itself despite not making sense. Yours never made sense or affected anyone.
-This will be my very last reply to you. I'll carry this trip in this one post so you can't impersonate me and pretend I'm replying to you, like you did with others before.
-If the post I am replying to isn't actually the real Luci, then the facts above all directly apply to Luci and not someone impersonating him.
-Everyone pretending to be Luci needs to shut up. End of story.
These are all EQUALLY true facts. Stay triggered and come at me, my fellow autists.
>>27225242
>>27225254
That face will haunt my dreams.
>>27225736
(You).
>>27225736
>>27225736
>Even Grim Reaper made more of an impact than your punk ass.
Minus the nigger talk, this.
200 threads, damn. Congrats, y'all!
>>27225736
You. I like you. Too bad the shitposter(s) isn't going to listen.
Page 9 bump
>>27230251
We're all shitposters, here.
>>27232073
Sure doesn't seem like it.
>>27232234
It's pretty much divided. There are those that just want the green and then there's the rest.
>>27232371
>48 IPs
>literally one shitposter samefagging
Very strange division indeed
>>27232523
You never know.
>>27232747
Nah, we are pretty sure.
>>27232234
This thread is the India of /mlp/.
>>27232963
Nice meme
DESIGNATED
>>27233028
Thanks degenerate duty.
>>27233440
Oh you!
I love how tell us to not shitpost only makes more shitposting.
>>27232234
>>27233709
You don't understand. Anything that's not content, generic bumps, or discussion is shitposting.
>>27233817
Thank you for shitposting.
Ah fuck it. Since only 1 of you is ballsy enough to write a green in this thread, why not bumping the thread with new EqG or humanized pictures anytime a new one had been posted in the derpibooru like what they had in /dzg/? Wtf is wrong with yall?
>>27233817
>>27233861
>Running so low on shitposting that you have to redefine the term in order to try and make it out like there's actually more.
Desperation at its height, people.
>>27233882
Wow so much effort. No thanks.
>>27219899
>By the time the sliver of dim light is practically within arm’s reach, Sunset fights the urge to rush towards it.
>The cautious walk over to the door couldn’t possibly be quiet enough; April can only imagine the zombie somehow seeing the two carefully striding through the dark in the direction of the exit. She can hardly decide whether or not to pause halfway though to possibly dodge any attacks if it came to that.
>But her eagerness to reach the handle is too strong, and she ends up surveying the surface fo the door with her fingers in search for that longed for handle.
>In the bathroom, the ripping and tearing sounds temporarily die down for a momentary cluster of tense seconds. April was just about to open the door as this happens, only stopping when she imagines the zombie noticing the light from the door.
>The two at the door wait, now shivering so hard that their movement might as well be audible. April’s hand brushes past the handle of the door, almost jumping back when it recognizes the cold surface.
>Uneventful seconds pass followed by the resume of the eating sounds. This is when April takes the leap of faith of grabbing onto the handle itself.
>In a split second, the two slip by the door in a swift and orderly fashion, being sure to close it as soon and silently as possible.
>April doesn’t even need to give the order to run; the two are already darting across the gym, Rarity holding her skirt up to be able to move her legs further apart in her steps. Neither of them even look back to find out of the zombie heard enough of their movements to follow them out the door.
>>27234709
>The gym, coated with small spurts of blood in places, echoes with the frightened footsteps. It starts to fall silent once more as the two make it to the double doors.
>Rarity nearly slips on the blood all over the hallway floor, and takes less than a second to spot Sunset’s bright hair towards the end of the hallway. The two girls gaze at eachother, already empathizing with how horrible the other one feels.
>Sunset turns to face her friend, and locks her fingers together in front of her as Officer Moss struggles to hold the jammed doors in place behind her. Rarity approaches her with April rushing to help her comrade.
>”I…” Sunset’s lips quiver as she notices how many tears must have run down Rarity’s face. “Y-you… I’m s-so sorry…” She does everything she can to hold back the tears as she sees one of her friends alive.
>Without another word, Rarity pulls Sunset in for a hug, already letting her face contort as she feels Sunset’s arms wrap themselves around her. Her breathing intensifies and quickens, while Sunset shuts her eyes and tries to imagine that she and her friend are somewhere else.
>Not in this school. Not in the midst of this disaster.
>”Girls, we gotta go.” April is already trying to pull them apart. “We gotta go NOW! Moss?” She glances over to the other officer.
>April would have asked how he’s holding up, but the soft cracking sound in the broomstick says it all.
>Officer Moss is violently shivering as his stamina runs dangerously low. “There’s… a hell of a lot more now…” he grunts. “At least twenty… this thing’s not gonna hold.”
>It isn’t hard to see what would happen if Moss lets go of the doors. Whatever little strength he has left is the only thing that keeps the zombies from swarming into the hallway, likely planning to run in one huge pack. Their fingers begin to poke through the forming gap between the struggling doors.
>>27234723
>”MOSS!” April blares, sternly gesturing for the two girls next to her to escape through the door leading outside. “I’m gonna count to three! And when I say three, you follow me out that door, do you hear me?”
>Officer Moss looks back at the doors he keeps sealed, now almost ajar enough for the zombies right on the other side to stick their entire hands and arms through. He pushes harder, shutting his eyes as his maximum effort is reaches a lot more quickly than before.
>”Do you hear me?” April repeats as Sunset and Rarity race over to the door before checking outside.
>So far, there don’t appear to be any zombies waiting for anyone to come outside. It could probably be assumed that all of the zombies at the school are either behind that door, or chowing down in that locker room. The clear school grounds prompt Rarity and Sunset to open the door without hesitation.
>A gust of wind blasts the two in their faces, giving them a reminder of how hot and stuffy it had been in the school.
>”I… d-don’t think I can outrun them…” Moss confesses, growing a pained look on his face as he loses even more strength. “I don’t… I don’t have the head start you have.” Tears start to fill his own eyes as his situation becomes more and more apparent.
>”Moss, listen to me!” April backs up towards the exit next, feeling for the door with shaky hands. “I’m gonna hold the door open for you! You gotta run fast, okay?”
>”I’m not gonna make it!” Moss shakes his head.
>”You better if you don’t wanna die!”
>Now just around the corner from the front of the school, Sunset explains the location of the police SUV to Rarity. “It’s right in front of the school, right by the main entrance, okay?” She grabs Rarity by the shoulders and shakes her to get her to come to. “Rarity?”
>>27234737
>Disoriented, Rarity lets out a small peep of an answer.
>”Listen to me, we gotta wait for the officers to catch up to us. They’ll drive us back to the station, you hear me?” Sunset’s voice starts to crack.
>Rarity nods, resisting her state of shock the best she can. Sunset looks back towards the door leading back into the hallway; April stands in the doorway, holding the door open and shouting back inside.
>”MOSS!” She barks the orders at her comrade. “YOU COME RACING OVER HERE ON THE COUNT OF THREE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?”
>Officer Moss quivers in his shoes, losing his stance and starting to fall back. There are streams of tears running down his cheeks. “I-I’m sorry!”
>”NO YOU’RE NOT YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!” April harshly encourages. “NOW, DO YOU HEAR ME?” She holds up her right hand with her left arm propping the door wide open. “Once you’re out here, I’ll slam this shit in their faces.”
>Moss shakes his head with forlorn defeat.
>”One…” April tilts her hand forward and sticks out her index finger, concentrating on her fellow officer. “Two…”
>”N-no…” Whimpers the exhausted Officer Moss.
>”THREE!” April’s face explodes with aggression.
>Instinctively listening to April, Moss weakly jumps away from the door and stumbles in the direction of the exit. The snapping of the broomstick couldn’t even be heard over the crowd of zombies on the other side.
>April turns even more red in the face as she screams for her comrade to pick up his pace, but he only slows down and trips; one of them dove in and grabbed his ankle. April screams as she pulls out every ounce of resistance to going in to help him.
>>27234751
>She knows that she has those two girls to save.
>Instinctively slamming the door, April catches the horrifying glimpse of half of the zombies piling on top of Moss… while the other half blocks her view by drawing closer to the door. She bolts away to the front of the school.
>Before either of the girls can see her, April takes them by the hands and practically drags them over to the SUV with the crowd soon emerging from the inside of the school and swarming around the school grounds in search of their prey. The fact that April came back alone is all Sunset needed to know that Moss didn’t make it.
>It’s as though Rarity had blacked out between the time she was next to the brick side of the building and the moment she finds herself in the back seat of the SUV. Sunset embraces her once more from right beside her as the front door on the driver’s side slams shut and the engine starts up.
>The loud sound of April’s foot slamming on the gas pedal might as well have been one last gunshot. Neither Rarity nor Sunset take a look of any kind out the window as the vehicle jolts forward.
That's it for this update today.
>>27219910
You're awesome, Anon.
>>27221406
>>27221274
>>27221241
Actually, I never liked there to be alternate endings to things. The fact that there's another ending just makes the real ending seem less real to me, because another one exists. But the main reason why I'm only going to type one story path is because I remember what one of you guys said in >>27216331. I don't know who Kurt Vonnegut is, but I have noticed that this green has gotten needlessly edgy and unfair towards the characters. I'm afraid that's just how I need to write in order to make my work at least a little bit decent, I'm not exactly a good writer at all unless I just drone on and on about despairand paranoia. With that said, I'd rather not drag out the edge anymore I apologize for even considering taking the dark turn in this, I'll try to write well now.
Emergency page 10 bumb
>>27235935
Saving the thread again, my man.
>>27234873
Do what feels right for you.
Also waiting on the heartwarming reunion back at the station.
I don´t think so, but let´s try it
Anyways, is better the cel shading or realistic shading?
>>27234873
Tbh I was hoping that April died. Oh well
>>27238117
>>27235935
I hate you, you fucking worthless namefag.
I for one am still forlornly hoping for some more Lemon x Anon, courtesy of the lovely Pheno. A man can dream, dammit.
>>27238190
>>>27238117
Someone deleted his comment
kek
>>27238259
Love you too Anon. Good night~
>>27238259
What is the problem with that man?
i don't understand
>>27238442
>>27238459
I hate you both. So much.
>>27238459
>>27238442
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a name when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your name when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a name when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my part to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
Other writefags:
Just fucking write something already! At least one or two of you.
>>27239442
Here. Started a story, kinda don't like it though. If anyone wants me to I'll work on it more today.
>Sunset watched, a bit bemused, as her friends sampled AJ's latest crop of cider.
>"Ain'tcha gonna try some?" Her freckled friend asked, holding out a glass of the golden liquid.
"I don't really, um, drink. You know?"
>Sunset fidgeted awkwardly, her hands bunching up in her skirt.
>She knew how proud AJ was of her family business.
>A few too many experiences with the frothy drink kept her eyes in her lap and her expression uncomfortable, however.
>"Come on, sug'. Just take a sip to try. Ah won't give ya any more even if ya ask, afterwards. Just wanna know how it came out."
>AJ's gentle tone pulled Sunset's gaze out of her lap and into the understanding smile of her friend.
>"Not like Ah want ya to get yer eyeballs floatin', we got plenty of that already..."
>This pulled a grin out of Sunset, who accepted a small glass of cider as she glanced over at the rest of her friends.
>Rainbow had already found her zone, it seemed.
>She was locked in an almost sadly one-sided arm wrestling contest with AJ's brother, who seemed too distracted by her slurred trash talk to get around to pinning her.
>Rarity chuckled into her hand, and Sunset couldn't decide if she was amused by Rainbow's antics or Big Mac's flustered state.
>Pinkie was in an animated discussion with a happily bouncing Fluttershy, unaware that she was paying more attention to the tune that had caught her fancy than the energetic girls conversation.
>Sunset counted it up in her head, and realized she was one short.
"Where's Twilight?"
>She took an appreciative sip of the delicious cider as AJ grimaced, hitching a thumb over her shoulder.
>"That one might wanna take a page oughta your book, Sunny. Ah don't think mah cider agrees with her..."
>Sunset followed the direction of AJ's prompting, and almost choked on her cider.
>All she could see of the demure scientist were her feet.
>>27240327
I like it so far.
>>27240327
Please continue, this looks like it can be fun.
I guess i was the only one who enjoyed Leman's writing.
I want him to come back.
>>27242215
Literally no one liked his writing
>>27242462
Meh, I liked some of his stuff.
He was actually visibly improving as he went, too.
>>27242615
He could of been a pretty good writer.
He never was really into big updates in his stories.
kinda like NaOH, he only updated with 2 or 3 posts at the most.
It was hard to enjoy his stories.
>>27242661
It was hard to enjoy his stories because he sucked ass
>>27243629
well thats your opinion.
i liked him and others did too
he was visibly getting better by every post
>>27240327
Kek
Wait, is this green inspired by a pic? I remember see something like this
>>27225254
Wow that is really bad.
>/nst/ is choking with new greens for their 100th thread
>fingerbang is dead on 200th
>>27246233
>>27246227
Nice low quality bumps.
>>27246248
You can thank the people who post shit like >>27246233
>>27246227
>>27234873
>Rarity solemnly gazes out the window as the world flies by. Her eyes are still adjusting to the outside lighting after being in the dark for so long.
>There are a million and one things Sunset could say to Rarity. Apologies, expressions of concern, questions asking how she managed to last in there. Sunset even turns towards Rarity to say something multiple times, but nothing escapes her mouth.
>April resists the urge to run over the stray zombies meandering along the sidewalks. Just any form of retribution would have soothed her boiling rage and calmed her nerves.
>But she does nothing, almost not even saying anything.
>”April Snow… officer of the Law.” She blurts out, hardly in a hesitant fashion.
>The three in the car share a long moment of silence after April introduces herself to Rarity out of nowhere — several minutes until Rarity speaks up. “I… she’s the one who saved me from the locker room.” She tries to find something to say within the spinning depths of her head.
>Just anything to make the silence go away. Anything to give this car ride a little bit more life as it rolls through a realm of death.
>”I… I know…” Sunset answers with a lack of a desire to speak.
>Rarity feels a twinge of guilt for a split second. She takes a brief glance at the officer driving, only feeling more sick in her stomach when she remembers seeing one more officer in the school holding those doors together.
>”How many of you were there before you came to save me?” Rarity winces and waits for whatever answer is sent her way.
>April bites her lower lip after making a right turn. “Just… just Officer Moss and I.” She forces her voice not to sound shaky, still skeptical about what happened to Moss. “We d-didn’t lose anyone else.”
>And that was it… the last words before the silence resumed to last all the way back to the station.
>…
That's a preview of the new stuff I am preparing. More on the way.
>>27246667
>>27234944
>>27236601
Well the thing is, every time I make something good happen for the sake of a character's survival, my brain keeps bullying me saying "plot armor, ex-machina, overshot convenience" and stuff like that. I just can't help but feel like the odds would not be in someone's favor in this situation, and making this situation less dire would be a LOT less interesting.Maybe I've been watching too many CinemaSins videos.
>>27237000
Down and out.
>>27237021
Thank you for that, Anon.
>>27237913She can't right now. Too much plot armor.
>>27240327
Continue this, it looks good so far.
>>27246248
We're dead a lot of the times, Anon. But lucky for you, I'm getting ready to write a lot more for this thread. Just by coincidence, I'm about to write something for /nst/ as well.
Also, I highly encourage anyone else who wants to write to do so. I'll make sure to reply to what you put out and give you genuine non-biased feedback regarding how you're doing. I know you're all out there, and you don't have to be afraid to write. If I can do it, so can you.
>>27206523
/Flutterrape/ here, congratulations on the big 200 friends.
Cheers!
>>27245365
how about you try to draw, you fat fucking manlet
>>27246788
go fuck yourself
>>27246708
We don't need just more greens, senpai. We need actual discussions too.
>>27246708
I can relate. Every time I see a movie I start to pick it apart based on realism. Then I remember it's just a movie, and sit back and enjoy the ride. So basically try not to overthink things. I've done it, and it sucks. Don't be afraid of plot armor. Main characters tend to survive the story.
As far as interest in the story goes, a zombie invasion of Canterlot is pretty interesting. Maybe once the gang is reunited, they can start fighting their way out of town?
>>27247722
Checking those double dubs
>>27247508
Wow, rude.
>>27246788
Thanks!
>>27247495
Wow you sound like a bitch lol.
>>27249218
Try again faggot
>>27249218
Put a quarter in your ass, cause you just played yourself.
>>27249228
>>27249231
>Using phone and computer to make it not seem like same fag.
ok kid.
>>27249247
>called out for being a jackass
>gets buttflustered
o im laffing m8
>>27249247
Check the hours faget
>>27249259
>Both posts were posted less then seconds apart from each other on a dead thread
Seriously Luci, just stop.You're embarrassing yourself
>>27249256
Here's a (You)
>>27249275
If you're going to try to insult me, you should not use a gif for ants.
>>27249271
>Everyone who disagree with me is Luci
K
>>27249280
>>27249298
oh now hes trying to be smart and make his posts seem like two different people.
>>27249310
Looks like Summer is coming early this year.
>>27249310
Nice samefaging Luci. Seriously stop.
>>27249322
O atleast i admit im samefagging for the sake of the argument
Go back to working the late night shift at 7/11 Muhammed
>>27249337
Ok Leman.
>>27249342
Waiting for the obligatory Leman = Lemon picture.
>>27249342
Not that I was Luci?
>>27249344
>>27240327
Me likee so far. Pls to continue.
200 down, plenty more to go hopefully...
>>27250410
Maybe if you did your fucking job.
>>27247722
Check'd
>>27249275
for you
>>27253199
Nice low quality bump!
>>27253232
thread is on life support anyway so eh...
>>27246667
>The entire police station falls even more silent as the notice only three people exit the vehicle. Officer Silver ceases his barking of orders for a few minutes as he looks around for Officer Moss.
>The trio approaches the police station ever so slowly, with Rarity letting tears roll down her cheeks once more.
>Sweetie Belle could have recognized her sister anywhere.
>April Snow walks right up to Officer Silver, and gives him the most hardhearted look he has ever seen from her. Nobody can hear what she says to him, but they apparently didn’t need to.
>After telling Silver what she needed to say, April turns away from the officer and looks back at Sunset and Rarity. She watches them lumber towards their loved ones, embracing them as they collide with them.
>Rarity embraces Sweetie Belle as tightly as she can, having though of everything other than the possibility of seeing her again.
>Pinkie Pie has to pick Sunset up as the girl starts to fall to the ground with tears of her own flooding out of her eyes. The memories of Twilight just can’t help but come back to her thoughts after seeing more of the girl’s friend… how she’s always seen Twilight with them.
>How she’s going to have to find a way to let them know what she discovered.
>The group has to retreat back into the safety of the station before more of the zombies notice them loitering outside. They return to their posts, with no intention of going back outside until the long awaited military arrives.
>Or so their hopes pray for.
>…
>And there it is… a small twin-sized mattress on the floor.
>Rainbow Dash frowns at the sight, shagging her shoulders as the voices downstairs continue to argue with each other.
>>27253709
>Her ax lie propped against a far corner, looking as though it will slip away at any second.
>Despite the nature of this new bed that the girl has gazed upon, she sets herself down on top of the soft surface. Right away, she feels a wave of comfort pull her into a state of tranquility. Something she hasn’t felt for a good while.
>But the comfort doesn’t last very long as Rainbow Dash spends more time to think.
>A familiar wave of guilt starts to smother the girl once more as she stares at the ceiling. It screams at her the names of those whom she knows is surely dead, those she could have saved.
>Or at least gave an extra shoulder to lean on when everything they know and love is crumbling to the ground around them.
>”Rainbow?” Applejack’s voice breaks Dash’s train of thought out of nowhere.
>The athlete springs to a sitting position as her friend remains stationary in the doorway.
>”So uh… how ya doin’?” Applejack begins.
>Rainbow Dash waits a few seconds for Applejack to say anything else. Her friend just stand there in the same position, at least wearing an expression of concern.
>”Rainbow?” Applejack repeats, leaning in a little bit.
>With a quiet grunt, Rainbow Dash exhales and looks down to the wooden floor beside her mattress. “I… I don’t know what to say…” She keeps her ax in the corner of her eye, keeping note of how far away it is.
>For the slightest of a split second, Rainbow Dash considers jolting up to get the ax. She almost even comes up with a little plan to casually get up and pretend to be doing something else while working her way over to the weapon.
>>27253722
>”I guess… I guess I…” Rainbow Dash thinks of so many words she could use to describe whatever it is she’s feeling right now.
>Applejack cuts in and keeps her from finishing the stuttering sentence. “Hey, hey… you did the best ya could.” She rests her hand on Dash’s shoulder.
>Dash can only clench her fists and try to think of a way to go back and make it so she did better.
>But all she can do is keep going back in her mind to the places where she screwed up. Where she could have done something different, and still chose the wrong thing. Something that she had accused Applejack of doing. Except the difference is… Rainbow is supposed to be loyal while Applejack is supposed to be honest.
>And times like these, they do things to people. where it brings out the truth while killing away the morals and values that held friendships together. If anything, Applejack was better suited to do what she did, and that is what makes Rainbow’s hands begin to shake again.
>So much of Rainbow Dash wants to fill in the empty spaces in time, so she at least has a reason to point her quivering finger at Applejack without being a hypocrite. She truly wants it more than anything else, for presumably the most selfish reasons.
>She doesn’t want the guilt to eat away at her any more, there must be some way to at least ensure that she doesn’t have to feel alone. Because Rainbow Dash has been feeling along quite a lot these days… and most of that is her own fault.
>Just someth-
>Rainbow Dash didn’t even realize that she’s crying until Applejack’s hand wipes the tear away from her cheek.
>”You’re shivering, sugarcube.” Applejack sympathetically watches Dash tremble before pulling her into an embrace.
>”I…” Rainbow forces an answer out.
>”Yeah?”
>>27253731
>”I j-just need some time alone… okay?” Rainbow Dash’s voice croaks as it bends to the point where it’s about to break completely.
>Applejack pets Rainbow’s back a couple of times. “Ah understand.” She holds her friend in the embrace for another minute or two before slowly releasing her.
>During the whole time she was holding her, she had no idea how many times Dash’s eyes went back to that ax in the corner. And she still doesn’t register how many times Dash takes quick glances at that same ax when she has her head turned as she walks through the door.
>And she has no idea how long Rainbow Dash sits there on the edge of the mattress on the floor, staring at the ax when she knows that Applejack is nowhere near the room.
>It’s hard to see the details on the thing with the tears clouding everything up. And it’s hard to decide what to do with the ax with the guilt clouding everything up.
________
Sorry if there are some more typos than usual in this one. I kinda had to rush this before going somewhere.
>>27247562
Okay, makes sense. So what do you think should happen next in this story?
>>27247722
Pretty good suggestion. Would sure give me some things to build upon so I have something else to write other than edgy stuff. I'll probably do that.
>>27250423
>>27250423
Samefag
>>27254499
>Quoting the same post
>Calling someone samefag
How retarded are you?
>>27254499
Nice double dubs
>>27254738
>>27254738
Samefag
>>27254833
Wow congrats on being even more retarded.
Here's your (You).
>>27255410
(You) are a fucking retard. : ^)
>>27255252
>>27255602
for you.
>>27255602
>>27255252
samefag
>>27213213
>>27213579
>https://derpibooru.org/288370
>https://derpibooru.org/12352
>one time, years ago
>it's anatomically incorrect
>tfw Greentext can't revive the thread with his greens anymore
Aww man, is this thread turning into turbo trash? What ever happened to the stories?
