I want to stop sexualizing poners. I want to stop thinking dirty thoughts of my waifu. I want to stop thinking dirty thoughts about her friends. When I see her in the afterlife I dont want to feel ashamed. What should I do /mlp/? Poni for cute.
There's no afterlife faggot.
Don't worry about it, bro. She isn't real, and there is no afterlife.
There is only oblivion.
>>27203068
>Goin to Oblivion
>Stuck with you fags for eternity in ethereal darkness
>>27203060
>>27203068
When you see her, your first thought will be "Holy shit, S-shes really real" followed by "I dont deserve to be associated with you. I treated you like nothing more then fap fuel" And I will feel sorry for you as me and my waifu enjoy each others embrace on the pearly beaches and feast together at the dinner table of heaven.
>>27203079
Oblivion meaning nothing, you dipshit. No consciousness, because your brain has died. You don't exist anymore, and your energy is dispersed elsewhere.
>>27203080
You and your sad delusions. I will never see her, and neither will you.
>>27203079
Don't confuse consciousness for soul.
One exists, the other is fantasy.
>>27203080
>Giving false hope to clinically depressed anons in cartoon horses
>>27203048
maybe this will help ;)
>all this hardcora tipping
Didnt know that /mlp/ is full of fedoramasters.
>>27203187
>board full of bronies
>didn't think it was full of fedoras
Fedora or no, all you get is the time you're here. That's it. Enjoy your fantasies, but make the most of the existence you have, because that's all you get.
A friendly reminder that this is a family friendly Cristian board
A friendly reminder that one day the biological processes that sustain everything that you think of as you will grind to a halt, and that when that happens, nothing will ever happen to you again afterwards.
Death is the end. No do-overs, no second chances.
Don't waste the tiny, ephemeral spark of life allotted to you.
>>27203443
Says a guy on /mlp/
>Implying any of us would go to heaven
>>27203488
There is no afterlife anyhow.
>>27203048
>implying you haven't already
>>27203468
He's right you know.
this is it, game over man game over, if you have had a shitty life nuts to you there is no better place.
>>27203048
when did /mlp/ become a board that didnt believe in an afterlife? is this more evidence that newfags have taken over? anyone else /2012/ here?
>>27204191
It's called reality. Some of us have come to grips with it, even if we still enjoy cartoons about talking candy-colored ponies.
>>27204429
oh man
>>27204429
So you believe that there is no afterlife after death and we believe that one exists. Neither you nor me can prove that our view of it is right. So please stop tipping or your fedora might catch fire.
>>27204604
No dumbass, someone expressing an opinion contrary to yours isn't fedora tipping. Just because other people have different opinions than you and those opinions make you uncomfortable, does not mean that anyone except you and people like you are not allowed to express them when they don't hurt anyone. Please chill the fuck out and stop acting like it's your personal and exclusive right to call someone a synonym for tremendous faggot. Lets all share the world we live in equally.
>>27203503
>yfw Equestria is located in hell
>>27203048
Afterlife aside, it's good to actually do something for your waifu and improve things with her if you're serious about her. All you can do is get off to different things until you get over wanting to fuck ponies. There's no real shortcut or trick to it.
>>27203124
I think your mistaken as well. While a soul does not exist, the term it has replaced in idea is morals. When someone thinks of someone else as a person with 'no soul' it is typically because they have done something so drastic in the eyes of society that they have 0 morals that the society was founded on.
>Implying we all haven't died countless times already
>implying that the universe doesn't die in entropy only to be born again as it has done countless times already
>implying that some iteration of you wont exist in a land like Equestria at some point
>Anything that can happen, will happen, has happened, or is happening, simply because it can
>>27206211
Quantum immortality is a strange thing.
>>27206064
*I meant to reply to >>27203488
>>27206211
Then why am I only experiencing this life and not the innumerable others that I would be experiencing?
>>27204494
Wrong on all counts but one. I am single, or more accurately, a widower.
>>27206419
Murderer.
>>27206356
Because "I" is plural in that case. There are many you's who are you in every sense.
What about brain uploading? That's what I hope for, personally. I'd love to see an answer to the philosophical problem of me vs. also me, except roboticized or virtualized. And being part of a program designed to stimulate you exactly how you want to be stimulated, that sounds incredible! Like CelestiOS, it would perfectly emulate life in equestria, with you waifu, in a beautiful house out in the countryside. If you wanted out of the machine it would create a perfectly structured and believable dream of your escape and life 'post-machine', but your values would continue to be satisfied in exactly the way you want then to.
Even aside from the idea of a matrioshka brain is simply the fact that humans would have immortality. From the absolute very beginning, humans have been searching for a way to live forever, and soon enough, we'll have met that goal of many thousands of years. What is humanities next goal once the problem of living is out of the way? Humanity doesn't have a cutie mark, showing our destiny on our butts. I bet we'll enter a new renaissance, but upscaled by a million. We won't have lifetime to tie us down, so each person can work on their own, infinitely long winded magnum opus.
I'm pretty hyped.
>>27206720
Nobody deserves to live forever.
>>27203184
the tree-bary is gone
>>27206356
You are but, you only have access memories from one timeline at any given time.
>>27203048
Then stop looking at porn.
>>27203060
>>27203068
*tips fedora*
>>27206946
You still didn't explain why I'm only experiencing this current one specifically.
>>27203048
Hey OP, this is a nice thread and all, but I just noticed that you mentioned a religious concept, and I just popped in to say god's not real, just so you know, gods not real, the universe created itself, theres no god.
So now that you know god's not real, feel free to continue your discussion. The universe created itself. Thanks. Science.
>>27207114
Back in my day, bait used to mean something
>>27207037
You are not only experiencing this one. You are experiencing all of them. You can only remember experiencing this one because you are in this timeline right now. Just like the yous in the other timeline branches can only remember their timeline. It's the anthropomorphic principle applied to quantum immortality.
>>27203048
Fuck you for quitting, Daxhie.
What do hats have to do with religion?
'Fedora' is for subhuman retards. And if you were so concerned about fairytales for adults (as the Abrahamic 'God' is for Christains/Jews/Muslims) you wouldn't be here in 4chan: a wretched hive of scum and villainy. This is THE most irreligious place on the planet. So if anything, you should be supporting the anti-religionists here, and giving the subhuman religionists the 'GTFO' treatment.
Everything has it's time, and everything dies. The 'Soul' doesn't' exist, or there would be evidence to prove it does. Rainbows don't exist, but we can see them, therefore the 'Spiritual' doesn't exist, and if there actually was a 'God', he would do a Morgan Freeman in "Bruce Almighty", and there'd be no need for religion. The fact he can't therefore proves he doesn't exist, ergo there is no 'Afterlife', and philosophy is for retards with too much time on their hands, and with ideas above their stations.
All that exists is Reality. And when you're dead, you're dead.Prove me wrong. Now.PROTIP: You can't
>>27208140
Jesus Christ.
Shut the fuck up.
>>27208140
'Fedora' that you know is actually a Trilby. A fedora has a wider brim and was used by actual idols and people such as Al Capone, other Gangsters, as well as many of the hit singers of the big band days such as Cole Porter, Artie Shaw, and on a rare occasion, Dean Martin.
Get the name right, and stop insulting the better hat.
>>27208321
Flat Caps are superior, pleb.
>>27208140
Tl:Dr
And a *tip* of the fedora for you too, my self enlightened friend
>>27207114
But god IS real!11!!
Atheists - 0
Theists - 1
>>27208733
No, gods not real, its science.
>>27209016
Images like these make me almost happy that nutbars tend to represent my beliefs while atheists are forever associated with people like that
>>27208733
What does anyone need with a 'God'...?Atheists - 1, Christains - 0
>>27209016
But you're wrong. God is real, he came to me in a dream therefore god. Checkmate atheists.
>>27209058
Everything because god is real and created us, but I can't prove him in any way. That makes him even more real.
>>27209078
>but I can't prove him in any way. That makes him even moreimaginary
ftfy
...oh, and Lauren Faust created God.Prove me wrong.PROTIP: You can't
Atheists 2, Christains 0.
>>27209078
Fred Durst is an athiest?
>>27209078
The fakes in "Duck Dysentery". They're about as Christian as I am Princess Celestia. Fake rednecks, ergo fake 'God'. Whereas "Salvage Hunters" - featuring Drew Pritchard: >>27208351 - is real.Atheists 3, Christains 0
>>27209122
>Implying that's not what I'm trying to say.
Theist arguments are a fucking joke half the time, especially Feuerstein's.
>Lauren Faust created God.
Leave.
>>27209133
No, the moron in the pictures is Josh Feuerstein, the failed Fred Durst look alike who spouts arguments like the $100,000 Atheist challenge. It's beautiful.
>>27209158
Wat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDS_hE_UYWA&ab_channel=JoshuaFeuerstein
Enjoy this 'proof' god exists.
>>27209078
>>27209158
>"Salvage Hunters" - featuring Drew Pritchard - is real.
Drew Pritchard owns Jesus, therefore God is inferior to him, ergo nonexistent. Atheists, 4, Christains 0. Check and fucking mate, subhuman religionists. PROTIP: Sarah FAILin: conclusive proof that a 'God' doesn't exist (her slut of a daughter Bristols. That mong mutant she spawned, Trog . Q. E. and fucking D). Your argument is invalid.
>>27209181
Lauren Faust created God II.
...and no, I won't. Not seeing your 'God' making me leave, so thank you for proving he doesn't exist, or he actually agrees with me, and you're wrong, don't bother him about it.
>>27203187
What do you expect from a den of hasdrones and eqgfags. Their certainty is born from ignorance which makes their arguments all the more worse an much more laughable. Like the autist above me who is arguing with no one, yet still seems to be losing.
>>27203048
Stop valuing her for porn. Start enjoying the show for other reasons. I still clop, but my waifu is all clean. I would suggest you find other ventures and hobbies that don't involve pony but you can vent yourself on. Masturbation doesn't tend to be fulfilling
>>27209255
Okay, you can stop pretending now, Anon.
>>27209260
What do you expect from a den of mentally damaged subhumans and godfags. Their certainty is born from ignorance which makes their arguments all the more worse and much more laughable. Like the autist above me (>>27209260) who is arguing with no one, yet still seems to be losing.
...so thank you for proving me right. Not seeing any proof to the contrary, otherwise you would be able to make me lose what was never an argument in the first place, because religion is nothing more than a fairytale for adults. 'God' = Santa Claus for those who refuse to grow up.
At least I've grown up, so what's your excuse, other than all this 'Hat' BS that masquerades as an 'argument', other than simply admit you're wrong. It wouldn't kill you to do so.
Besides, you're in 4chan. Why are you so concerned about religion, unless the fact that a 'God' doesn't exist - and you can't provide empirical peer reviewed proof to the contrary - is what triggers you like the mentally handicapped autistic little child you really are, upon discovering that daddy is Santa Claus...?...oh, and in b4 any other 4chan BS reply that proves my point. As if there's a gun at your head, forcing you to reply. It's not as if you can prove me wrong, and emerge with any sense of salvaged 'pride' by simply ignoring this post, you know
>>27209359
God is real and you will burn in hell.
>>27209380Prove the 'Soul' exists firstThat is why you FAIL
Oh my god will you please all just shut up this is a pony board not some religious people vs atheist board if you want to argue about religion then fuck off, OP was just joking can't you see that you all just need to shut up.
>>27209380
...and where is your...
...oh wait.
>>27209419
Dude, the shitty moderation here gives anyone a free pass to make shitpost threads here so long as they slap a horse image on the OP.
>>27209419
>OP was just joking
That's not a fair assumption. Waifu discussion like what he tried to start here used to be fairly common around here.
>>27209487
Still all the faggots here forget about what op wanted to discuss and started arguing about religion, I came here to have fun not to argue about my religion, I believe in god you don't let's leave it at that, why don't we get back to the original topic, and that's waifus
>>27203048
I want pinkie pie to pump air into my cock until it starts to bleed and explodes.
>>27209380
I browse this website there is no amount of faith that can save my soul, so I figured Jesus died for our sins so you better get your money's worth
>>27203080
Now we know the answer.
>>27207519
And why am I experiencing this one exactly?
>>27209414
rara a cute
All this discussion about god is pointless if you are praising the wrong one anyway.
>>27212064
Exactly.
>>27212064
uh huh
>>27212064
HERSEY! CLEANSE THE FILTH!
>>27212064
Darn tootin'
>>27212136
> gif
> no cool/psychedelic animation
Ganesh confirmed for most disappointing god ever.
>>27203048
Leave the Internet.
Came here for green. Was disappointed.
>>27203187
>muh christian imageboard
fuck off
>>27203048
If you're thinking dirty thoughts, you're going to hell anyway, so no worries :^)
>>27209359
An analysis of over 200 social studies contends that high religiousness predicts a lower risk of depression and drug abuse and fewer suicide attempts, and more reports of satisfaction with sex life and a sense of well-being.
>>27212648
> fewer suicide attempts
Success doesn't count as an attempt.
Let's take it to the extreme, if there is no soul and everything is mechanical, then LET'S CREATE SOULS. Export consciousness on a server/computer that can support it.
Let's become the god we ought our self to be. We are a determined being after all. Every problem has a solution.
>>27212648
I don't give a shit about this silly argument that belongs to /his/ but I want to point out your cherrypicking
high religiousness also predicts lower IQ and living in a less developed country
intelligence correlates with depression and suicide rate, also wealth, self control and many other things
everything has its pros and cons but in the end you have to be aware of statistics' limitations
>>27203048
If you want to stop sexualizing them then stop doing it. It's that easy. If you want to continue to degrade them in your mind it's all on you.
>>27208351
Those are great, actually comfy if you get it sized right. I think i have one sitting around. Should dust it off.
Thanks anon.
>>27212648
Even scientology?
>>27203048
>I want to stop sexualizing poners. I want to stop thinking dirty thoughts of my waifu. I want to stop thinking dirty thoughts about her friends
Stop sexualizing her/them. Find other things to do with your time. If you're actually interested in the afterlife, visit /his/ or /lit/ and ask for recommendations, it's a very interesting and massive topic. If you're going to have a stark opinion you should at least attempt to be educated on the matter. Besides, it's great to piss off stemfags and troll /sci/ with
I feel you OP. My problem though is that I don't want to make my own religion for her. I don't think she'd want me setting up strict guidelines, that's not love.
In the end, I'd rather cuddle with her rather than do sexual things.
>>27217776
>I don't think she'd want me setting up strict guidelines, that's not love.
What isn't love, exactly? Exercising respect and restraint and treating what you have with her as more of a "real" relationship? You should do your waifu thing however feels right for you, of course, but that's an unusual philosophy, if that's what you're saying.
I'm just here to ruin OPs day.
>>27217980
What I'm just saying is there is a difference between respect, and doing sensible things, and creating a religious doctrine for her.
