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>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: It's not gonna start itself
Last thread: >>27189228
>no one showed up to Choosies birthday party
>>27202464
that makes me sadder than it should
>>27202464
I think it's better this way.
>>27202464
That's bullshit, I was there!
>>27202464
Whispen did.
>>27202483
>"I saved you a spot, sir."
Cyoas get art,but amusingly no greentexts which are simpler to makecolt-nevermind
>>27202551
lots of cyoas get greentexts. There's just no point in them being posted outside their threads.
Hell, some cyoas get cyoas.
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
>>27202464
At least the caterer she hired showed.
>>27202650
I showed up to her birthday
Nyx will become canon in the 2017 movie
>wake up
>find out that JAD is dead
Fuck this, I'm going back to bed
>>27202650
Do we have to drawn our own ponies? My shitty style will clash too much.
Shit, I missed him! Innkeeper! Whatever happened to Panzermane? Do you know?
Made a tiny adition. I think I didn't fuck with the transparency,
I just felt it fitting that they got there by mistake and are trying to go back.
>>27202872
Wait, noticed a small mistake in the dialogue.
>>27202464
that wasn't choosie's birthday you faggot, it was the thread's birthday. I'd have to check again but I think May 24th was the day she came into existence, but someone double check that please
How about this?
Reuming
>>27203006
>>27203016
>>27203011
I don't think dmention hopping makes for a very fun birthday.
>>27203011
>Choosie just keeps on staring.
>Her eyes gaze into my soul.
!newspaper
>>27202719
I'm going to work on a pastebin to at least give you guys a conclusion on the Wispy story. Maybe
I'll throw in a poll for a bonus 'which pony does Pot Luck bang at the end' scene.
>>27202833
Panzer's fine. I've pestered him time and time again but he doesn't seem to be in any hurry to return to Galloping Steel. Lazy aussies...
There might be GS >green coming, but the CYOA is RIP.
Looks like you guys got cucked :^)
>>27203043
Actually they banned all of Australia.
>>27203117
Yep. Another one who vanished without a word.
Active threads
Big Mares: >>27178277
Hijack: >>27164920
Miracle: >>27166288
Alchemy: >>26927822
YRWYS: >>27121845
Cursequest: >>27114683
Experimental: >>27190678
Dirty Work: >>27162898
Unique: >>27162754
Pocket Watch: >>27039105
Across the Ocean: >>27200202
Bard Quest: >>27159556
Vampony: >>27162972
Crystal Symphony: >>27157732
>>27203336
FOE: >>27198867
>>27203043
Is 'all of them' going to be an option?No way you're pleasing everyone with having Pot just bang ONE pony. How about the top few, at least?
>>27203377
Well, the closer friends, at least?
>>27203043
Can you at least get him to come here and talk to us? Let us know what's up and if it's dead or not?
>>27203377
>Haremfags
>Cucking a waifu
Anyone wants anymore sprites? Refs appreciated.Also, you didn't hear that from me, butI might just fuck Pink and start Longname again
>>27203461
That anon didn't say if it was all of them all at once...
>>27203011
>Choosie decides to have multiple birthday outcomes at once
I wish I could control the dice.
>>27203461
Last I checked Pot hadn't swore his undying love to anyone.
>>27203478
Okay. I don't know why she has so much things, it just kind of happened. Feel free to omit something if you want to.
>Three pens behind her ear
>A binocular and an ankh necklace in her neck
>Cape
>It requires to be sad too
>JAD dead
>Galloping Steel dead
>RGS finished and mocked
>Urban finished
>Stuck hasn't updated in a month
Text quests are dead. The age of the image quest is now
>>27203527
Harem endings are still idiotic unless they are different alternative endings.
>>27203478
RemYou don't have to do the clothes
Looks like I've been drafted to answer questions.
>>27203442
Galloping Steel as it had been is probably dead, unfortunately. I've been keeping open the possibility of coming back to it, but it was a lot of effort and there just wasn't enough interest to keep me, lazy sod that I am, mustering the energy to get up early enough to run it. It wasn't uncommon for me to only have two players even at peak times. Plus the game was absolutely CRAWLING along... which admittedly is mostly my own fault, but still...
However, I don't want to just abandon the Galloping Steel universe and characters, especially when some of you are still asking about it after all this time. So, similar to how Innkeeper's considering doing some more JAD stuff as greentext, I'm thinking I might do the same with Galloping Steel if you guys would enjoy that. It'd give me a lot more flexibility to write GS when my creative juices are flowing their best (which is typically when all of you guys are asleep), and I could bounce around a bit instead of having a strictly linear progression, which would allow me to tell of some of the more exciting stuff I'd had planned for GS and gloss over the "boring bits". I could, if desired, even do Q&A with the characters, similar to how an Ask blog works.
What do you guys think? Would that be something you'd like to see, or would it just not be Galloping Steel without the moment-to-moment interactivity?
>>27203478
I would but Vincent's ref' drawings are shit.
>>27203377
Probably not all at once. I could have it end with Pot having the option to 'go after' his choice of pony and then just separate endings for whichever one he chooses. We'll see how I feel when I actually get to the end.
>>27203553
>Tfw you are happy to have even two players.
>>27203576
The problem was that having so few players frequently stalled the game out. Granted I'm probably still being a bit hypocritical when I continually encouraged Soundtrackanon to continue his quest despite having only two players, but the decision-making in his game was much better suited to support such a limited number of players, often consisting of just a short-list of points of interest to check out like in a point-n-click adventure game. I considered trying to re-tool GS to be more like that, but I couldn't really get it to work out in my head.
Horsey McGee is Grade-B husbando material
>>27203553
Any comment of the Australian range ban last week? Do you believe that you and your fellow poofters deserved it?
>all these quests dying or being put on hiatus
CYOA truly is dead
>>27203628
I actually have no idea what you're talking about...
>>27203620
You'll be fucking Grade-B fertilizer if you keeping running that bitch mouth of yours.
>>27203620
>>27203637
Welp, at least you guys haven't changed. :^)
>>27203620
I'll fucking fight you
>>27203637
And Angel "Cuntface" Wings failed the waifu test 5 times
>>27203576
>Tfw you usually have two players, but ones too busy.Goddamned timezone. If I'd had no work, it'd be perfect for more players
>>27203636
They banned all of Australia from 4chan you silly goose.
>>27203646
luv u 2 bby
>>27203652
I know the pain, man.
>tfw you'd gladly hijack your favourite dead quest, but you're not good enough at writing.
Some ideas don't deserve to die just because the ones behind them aren't working on it anymore. But they won't ever be exactly the same when someone else is doing it.
>>27203654
Huh. Well, that's what I get for living under a rock. I guess don't tell anyone I'm here?
>>27203689
Do it faggot. What quest?
>>27203697
The most recent, of course.
>>27203708
GS or Inkeep?
>>27203708
Miracle?
>>27203721
>>27203722
Fine, fine. JAD
Wolvan a qt
>Nightlight will never give you a black eye by slamming her ponut on your face.
>>27203730
I don't think you'll be able to do it justice unless Inn' shares all his secret files and ideas.
>>27203762
Exactly.
>>27203478
>Also, you didn't hear that from me, but I might just fuck Pink and start Longname again.
I am eager to play it, but please don't fuck Pink first. Especially since shitty lore is sexually transmitted.
>>27203782
>Especially since shitty lore is sexually transmitted.
Explains how hijack got it
>>27203691
Oh don;'t worry :^)
Which quests have shitty lore, besides Nip's?
>>27204002
Why not ask what quests have fantastic, mindblowing lore?
>>27204002
Longname. Alsoanything by Nips because it bears repeating.
>>27204027
Because last time I asked I got Nine Lands, Curse and Spicy That's it. Kinda wish I knew if my lore was in the shit or okay territory with all of the time I Spent with the secret klub after what >>27203782 said.
>most dragons are either crazy or about to be because using trinkets as a non collector makes you go nuts
leave it to hiji for the
D E E P E S T
lore
What about unique lore? I don't think I've really seen anyone say anything beyond "it's confusing."
>>27203761
It's all Rocker's, and he'll never share
>>27204095
>unless you're a part of some special club then you'll lose your mind by using these weird items, a lot of which seem kind of standard or mundane
That doesn't even make sense.
>>27204124
In his defense, it seems that there's a ton of misinformation going around about them in story.
It could probably just be a blatant lie.
>>27204098
Doesn't fit together well. Even the QM admitted he was making it up as he went.
>>27204098
"It's unknown" is more accurate. What we knew was coherent.
>>27204143
I think the misinformation excuse is the cover for a deeper problem. I think it's more likely that he thought he could just present trinkets as a plot motivator and not have to decide how they worked until later.
And then nothing came.
So, can we have a list/diagram of who cucks whom?
>>27204225
QM → players
>>27204225
QM <-> players
>>27204246
QM -> themselves
>Everyone is still circlejerking over Choosie like there's no tomorrow
>>27203620
And Angle is C grade waifu material
>>27204254
How dare you speak foul about your god.
>>27204254
>Ctrl + F
>5 results for Choosie including yours
>>27204254
Did shiny get new bait?
>>27204254
Careful kiddo.
>>27204254
You are THIS close to making her scrunch at you.
Her scrunch has toppled nations, anon.
"Hokay. So.
The CYOA format sucks. There's no denying this. Not only is it unreliable as all Hell, but after months of multiple people making CYOA threads, it's gotten stale."
-Inept 2013
>>27204271
>What are replies to posts that mentions Choosie?
>Implying people have to actually mention a pony by name in their posts to circlejerk over them
So you just choose to close your eyes and pretend the circlejerking isn't real?
>>27204336
Shiny please, next you'll be saying she isn't canon.
>>27203478
Laccolith.Do it Wolv. You can finally be a real Qm.
>>27204333
Wew
>>27203478
You should make MangoWith and without stink lines
>>27204344
>Anyone who doesn't like endless circlejerking is now Shiny
Okay.
>>27204365
>You can finally be a real Qm.
no fuck off leave me alone why would you say that
>>27204254
Hey look, it's an abstract form of shiny!
>>27202455
I want to sniff Horsey's jalapeno
"CYOA was a mistake."
© Inept
>>27204576Angel, please.
Oh hey it's apparently Minister's birthday today or something
Good for him and stuff
>>27204631
We shouldn't keep track on things like that
>>27204631
Well if that's true then happy birthday to them.
>>27204631
>>27204638
This.Still, very happy birthday to him.
>>27204638
>>27204649He posted it on his Tumblr, that's the only reason I know
what are minster's quests again?
>>27204668
Cute ponies doing boat things.
>>27204672
So AtO
>>27204668
AtO and Lyra
>>27204653
What are all the Qm's tumblrs?
I only have alchs and nips.
Hey, did ya know that 4 out of 5 waifus are shit
>>27204747
Reposting from a previous thread
nips: mcsweezy.tumblr.com
wolvan: wolvtastic-doodles.tumblr.com
No.35: no35.tumblr.com
SWC: liserancascade.tumblr.com
Svae: Svaeden.tumblr.com
Amm: amm-cyoa.tumblr.com
Craft: Pandacraft.tumblr.com
bathwater: thebathwaterhero.tumblr.com
Hero: twilitehero.tumblr.com
Hijacker: thebirdiebin.tumblr.com
Alchemy: Alchemyhorseadventures.tumblr.com
mintster: davierocket.tumblr.com
Shiro: Shirohomura.tumblr.com
Minister: davierocket.tumblr.com
Those are the ones I know of
>>27204776
Fug I realized Minister was posted twice
Ignore that
>Tfw you have a response and you know the person is waiting but you wait for few others even if it takes a long while for them to see and reply.
>Tfw it's a slow day in hell.
>>27204811
>tfw you're the only player sending in requests and you're scared you might fuck everything up
>>27204811
Speaking as a player, I'd rather have the QM wait for other people to respond, if it takes a disheartening amount of time.
>>27204838
>tfw
>>27204811
>when you know you're not the only player but you've been the only one to post for the past few updates
>>27204855
Is this loss
>>27205042
=> \vee\
>>27201613
It's never too late to request paper pones.
As long as I don't miss the request entirely, and you provide sufficient information, I'll make one eventually.
I don't know if mine is really any better than the other one, but here it is anyway. I just used the cutie mark from SWC's since I wasn't sure what it was supposed to be.
For all you longcucks out there.Which writing style would you prefer? Should I continue with what Pink did?
>>27201746
>>27205164
>>27205171
>>27205178
Good stuff man, I didn't even request these, but i'm glad you did em all the same. They're cute as fuck.
![293344f48efe539b968f7883b2585494bf7426c9d092c7af894a1efd0b14aba4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7KfOSlQ.jpg "293344f48efe539b968f7883b2585494bf7426c9d092c7af894a1efd0b14aba4[1].jpg")
>>27205175
Wolvan for fuck sake.
>>27201702
And here are versions of Horsey with a "fixed" cutie mark.
>>27205204
>>27205199
no unot after the firstat least let me finish this flashback
>>27205212
I can't believe that his color scheme isn't as eye searing as it feels like it should be.
>>27205260
I mean, it's basically just big mac with blue hair.
>>27205260
Holiday's gets really hard to look at after a while.
>>27205329
I suppose, Red is a hard color to work with and not have it burn the eyes.
>>27205342
I imagine she has a fairly saturated red for her body color. Not sure though, the green hair might not help either.
>>27205260
How's this? Better?
>>27205260
Does this prove that people here love to circlejerk over some things so much that they willingly blind themselves to the quality of said things?
>>27205212
Do Butternut (orange) and Shanty (blue)
https://www.anonpone.com/subquest/22445447
I know I've reached a level of liking a character when I imagine myself giving them oral,(i'd be a cute horse in that case of course, fuck this gross meat vessel of mine.)
>>27205391
I don't know what you mean by that.
>>27205387
Molto bene, much more eye searing. He kinda looks like a ghost too.
>>27205391
It could possibly. But to me personally I think that helps reinforce the idea that when we like someone or something it's easier for us to overlook something that's normally regarded as a bad thing.
>>27205406
>>27205398
seeing this still hurts after one year
>>27205420
And or their perceived faults.
>>27205418
Here, let me help you.
Fixed the colors from >>27199158
>>27205433
>>27205175
Slowly transition from his to yours.
>>27205517
I would rather he finish the flashback in the current style, then do his own after we return to the present. That way it doesn't abruptly change in the middle, but he's not just forcing it forever.
>>27205387
>ghost pepper
>>27205164
Can I get a Swirl, I know you already did some Alchemy ponies,>>27205427
but I'd really like one of our doughteru.
https://www.anonpone.com/alchemy/fanart#&gid=1&pid=10
>>27205387
>>27205553
I hope that becomes a thing at some point.
>>27205387
>>27205420
You know if you put the inner colours on the outside he actually looks kinda cute.
>>27205175
I think that whatever writing style you use will be fine. You were clearly able to emulate Pink's style quite effectively, and if you would feel comfortable continuing to do that then by all means, please do so. On the other hand, I think your writing is strong enough to stand on it's own merits, and if you want to use your own voice, I would support that too.
If you want my personal opinion, I think that >>27205526 is a pretty good compromise.
>>27205561
didn't mean to quote >>27205427
>>27205428
It's okay anon. They got out.
>>27205204
Could you fix the sizing of Bottle Cap?
>>27205398
>>27205587
Didn't I already do a bottle cap?
>>27205608
>>27205569
>implying there is going to be anything after the flashback
>>27205587
He's also a cute invert pone.
>>27205561
>>27205587
Yeah, I already redid that one, it's in the dropbox.
Just switch to list view and ctrl-f bottlecap
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/rbsvwlpj2biydvk/AAAvw_Z97iYehVlrssfhCZ7Ba?dl=0
>>27205722
It's not a quest...
>>27205566
A cute ghost, yest.
Horse quests aren't as long or fast as car quests.
>>>/o/14915522
>>27205752
>aren't as long
Bullshit.
>>27205752
>tfw they also have lewds in the quests, but not with the car
So is Curse Quest any good?
What are some details you liked in that art quest, Anon?
>>27205890
Yes. Very good. Good waifus too/
I'm honestly not sure whether to waifu Lithy or Basil, leaning towards Lithy tho.
>>27205890
>idiotic settic
>autistic MC
>forced love interest is bland as fuck
>edgy skeletons with 3deep5u backstory
>takes place in fucking mexico
>lore is literally clash of clans
No thank you
>>27205913
Sexually? Yes.
Non-sexually? Yes.
So, I saw all this:
>>27187886
>>27188402
>>27188433
>>27188501
>>27188593
>>27188654
>>27188691
I admit that a lot of my pictures don't have as much detail as I'd like them to at times, but anothertablet would be a waste of money. Even when I had one several years ago, I still did the same things as I do with my mouse: I'd make a sketch (just a prettier one than what you see on my biannual streams), then use the curve, line, and polygon tools in paint to do the linework over it. I've never put much emphasis on lighting or filters unless they're necessary to communicate what's happening in the picture, and even if I listen to all of you guys pleading with me to get a better program, I doubt a lot will change, even once I start understanding what other features a better program would have.
That is, IF I start understanding them.Looking at you, GIMP, you cumbersome piece of shit.
>>27205932
Trust me, pirate some photoshop. After a few annoying weeks you'll be able to use it as comfortably as paint but with layers and multiple effect available to you.
>>27205932
>then use the curve, line, and polygon tools in paint to do the linework over it
>shape tools
There's your problem, you're using crutches.
>>27205932
>That is, IF I start understanding them.
Dude.
Fire Alpaca.
It's literally paint with all the things it should have.
Every time I see your name I feel like a gentooman but Install Firealpaca for fuck sake.
>>27205932
>Looking at you, GIMP, you cumbersome piece of shit.
You can find the pint brush and pencil tools can't you?
>>27205953
>shape tools are a problem
What the fuck? I was always told that it was the way to go when using a mouse
>>27205890
Pretty damn fun so far. I'd recommend giving it a shot, especially since we're about to start the main exploration.
>>27205966
Not him but when I was using a mouse i'd make the actual line themselves, not using shape tools.
The trick is quick, smooth movements and crt-z. Having a mousepad or other smooth surface is critical.
>>27205966
I almost never use shape tools. I use the line tool more than anything.
>>27205996
>I don't use shape tools
>I just use one specific type of shape tool
>>27206009
Hiatus ending lewdy goodness here.
>>27206014
>>27205894
It wasn't anthro.
>>27205894
the filetype.
>>27205894
The balls.
>>27205894
I did like the fact that it was running.
Too bad it isn't anymore.
But while it was it had some really neat effects and sketches, even if the lore was a convoluted mess.
The characters were excellent too.
>>27206096
>cuck
>>27205951
>>27205958
Since we're discussing programs anyway, are Paint.net or SAI any good?
>>27205953
>>27205964
I know this is going to sound sarcastic, but I swear it's not: At the speed I move at, with the tools I use, and with the shaky hands that I have, do you honestly expect me to produce a BETTER picture than I usually make using the method you want to see?
>>27206138
Sai is one of the most popular programs for drawing, but I have no idea how well it works with a mouse
>>27206138
Paint.net is okay. Better than vanilla paint at least.
SAI is good, if a little expensive.
It's not impossible to find a free version though.
>>27206138
Right away? No. But give it a few weeks, and you'll get accustomed to the new program.
>>27206151
It has a line tool on a linework layer
>>27206138
>Paint.net
It has layers, brush hardness and opacity. It's all I need, and it's pretty easy to use.
Then again the only thing I do that's close to drawfaggotry is fucking around in flockmod once a month.
Which CYOA pones aren't afraid to give em the business?
>>27206138
Sai is pretty good, Clip Studio Paint EX is better if you're willing to fork out the money for it.
Happy medium between PS and Sai
>>27206138
Paint.net is... It's pretty much firealpaca.
>>27206166
i dont get it.
>>27206166
Like smashing unicorn horns?
>>27206197
There is literally nothing wrong with getting rid of these lazy, horned, good for nothing fucks.
>>27206208
You'd be singing a different tune if you were a unicorn.
>>27206138
It's too bad Macromedia Fireworks isn't around anymore. With the way you do things I believe you would have really enjoyed it.
>>27206228
>Being the "normie" tribe everyone makes their pony characters as.
>>27206228
>being a special snowflake tribe everyone makes their pony characters as
Earth pony master race
Earth Pony : I just want to be the pony
Unicorn : I want to be the pony and do cool things
Pegasus : I want to be the cool pony
Anything else : I want to be a different pony from everyone else
>>27206298
Name a single bad thing about crystal ponies.
>>27205890
Yes, I love it and the artists comic style updates. The things that one anon said about it are dumb, don't listen to him, he sucks.
>>27206314
They're special-snowflake earth ponies.
>>27206314
You literally can't hide your awkward boners.
>>27206272
There's literally nothing wrong with being a unicorn as long as the QM doesn't make them overpowered as fuck.
>>27206314
Brittle and abrasive on the dick, cannot squeeze
>>27206264
>>27206272
You sound like the kind or person that thinks people don't deserve something if they don't nearly break their bones trying to get it. You have fun with that narrow minded thinking.
That's like saying you wouldn't have a care just because the "lazy fucks" use them and you'd rather use a bike. Which is perfectly in your right, but it just makes you look like you're being contrary just to be contrary.
And to go a bit further with that analogy, using the bike is actually a good idea cause it'll make you better in certain circumstances than the person that uses the car, but don't dismiss the usefulness of the car just because you think it's "lazy" when it's just a more efficient means to an end.
Some of you people sound like you'd get along just fine with Starlight.
>>27206340
>you're being contrary just to be contrary.
Shit, he's catching on.
>>27206340
>you wouldn't have a care
>>27206340
I like you.
>>27206340
I give this anon a care
>>27206340
I honestly don't think magic and choosing between a car and a bike make a very good analogy.
>>27206340
8/10 autism anon.
Good work.
>>27203553
Panzermane, I'd love any GS content you'd be willing to offer up. Just know that the reason GS is still mentioned is because it's good. The setting, characters, writing, dialogue, and even that one battle was great. You are great and I'm sure you can do Treads justice without us. I'm only disappointed you didn't tell us the situation sooner.
>>27206432
I'm pretty sure it's still mentioned because of cucks, like you.
>>27206350
Hating something cause it's popular and widely used? While being handy? What other reason would you have besides it being "bullshit"?
>>27206354
>>27206355
>>27206364
I meant to say car you cheeky shits.
>>27206381
Yes probably, but you understand the point of it, correct?
>>27206383
Well if you think you have a point go on and say it. Since you seem to think you're so smart.
>>27206445
There's no point, dude. We, as a humans, have similar abilitiesopinions may vary, excluding people born with defects. There are three different races of ponies, each capable of different things.
>>27206445
lmao shut it hornhead
>>27206340
>>27206445
Okay, you are really over reacting to all this. Like seriously calm your shit man, you're freaking the fuck out over other peoples preferred species of fake horse and even then the people who you responded to were likely joking or using hyperbole.
>>27202455
I love Horsey but my gag reflex kicks in anytime a reference is made to the smell of his penis.
>>27206771
Makes me hungry. Hungry for horsecock.
>>27206771
What's wrong with his penis? Does he have some pony std?
>>27206795
yeah.bad lore
>>27206795
No, it's a perfectly fine horse penis, it's my problem, not his.
>>27206791
Likewise.
>>27206718
>likely joking or using hyperbole.
Don't be silly. They were 100% super serious.
>>27206771
i don't think his dick is actually supposed to smell more than the average dick. At the most he might smell like peppers or something. Which would be a ok with me. I'm not fond of the taste of spicy things but I think i'd make an exception for him.
>>27206839
I certainly was.
Pinheads get out.
>>27206863
It started with the griffon character mentioning that he could smell horsey's loot fueled erection due to his 'predator senses". Then the pic you see in the OP was drawn. It's only been kinda brought up in game once after that.
>>27206863
I actually love spicy things. I'd totally roll his balls around in my mouth with a glass of milk on the side.
>>27206887
Yeah but Garey has a stronger sense of smell than the horses,(I think so anyways). So to most of them he doesn't really smell more than the average pone. The OP pic was a joke as far as i'm aware of, I don't think Spicy was actually alluding to the fact that Horsey had a smelly donger. Maybe, that's up to him,(I can' imagine he'd make that actually happen, but who knows, he could be goofy and do it).
>>27206915
Anon, that's too lewd. This is a pure place, with no sinful thoughts ever.
>>27206887
>loot fueled erection
Does the thought of getting rich get him horny, or do I have to put a coin down his cockslit to rev his cock up?
>>27206936
I'd jerk Horsey off until cums and use his jizz as my "Special Hot Sauce."
>>27206916
http://imgur.com/Y8El1wb
What he's saying in the picture is directed at Grey, that's why he's bring up smell.
It was an especially homoerotic time for him that thread.
>>27206863
>Smell like peppers
I just imagined Horsey rubbing his dick in a pile of dead Peppers.
>>27206996
>>27206996
Don't spoil it anon.
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