*yawn*
Oh, good morning, Twilight. I know it's pretty late to be waking up, but ever since you've taught me how wonderful inequality could be, my eyes have been completely opened. I realize that I'm much better being a NEET and that other ponies are much better at being wagecucks. What shall I do today? Learn magic? Philosophy? The history of Yakyakistan? Or maybe I'll spend the day basking in Celestia's glorious sunlight.
Speaking of which, shouldn't you be at work? I'm sure you have plenty of work to do. Can't disappoint Celestia when she's entrusted you with such a great responsibility, can you? I know how hard it must be, but just think of your legacy. Ah, well.
Another day, another bit.
>>27186622
This
>>27186622
Wagies. When will they ever learn?
>>27186622
lol, what is this even?
Is this supposed to be /pol/ shitposting? You know that's at least supposed to make some sense, right?
>>27186682
>/pol/
>>27186622
>It's only Monday
Those poor, poor wagecucks.
>>27186693
>don't worry, anon.Only seven days left this week.
>>27186622
>>27186657
>>27186658
>>27186693
>>27186713
Fuck off back to fucking /cancer9k/.
>>27186622
This doesn't make any sense.
>>27186734
It's OK, wagie. I'm sure you'll understand some day.Or not and you'll stay a wagecuck forever.
>>27186622
>>27186689
>>27186713
>>27186742
Stop misusing GlimGlam, you fucking disgusting NEET.
>>27186748
Thisis what happens when you destroy a political system and force them to integrate into your own.
>>27186753
Keep your memes in your containment board, please.
>>27186770
/mlp/ IS a containment board.
>>27186775
Yeah, not the containment board where you're cancerous memes belong, though.
>>>/reddit9k/
>Staying in your parent's basement all day, shitposting on 4chan
>Thinking you'll do anything productive as you shovel fistfuls of Doritos you never bought into your mouth
>Realizing you'll never accomplish anything useful with your life, and you're doomed to this existence
Sure sounds like a good time <:^)
>>27186800
>slaving your days away making someone else rich for "muh legacy"
>>27186800
They delude themselves into thinking they'll do anything but that tomorrow, every day. But nothing ever changes.
Then they go online and claim they spent the day traveling, or working out, or self educating, or, perhaps the most hilarious one, fucking girls.
>>27186841
>not staying chaste to lose your virginity to your waifu on the other side
>>27186850
>person with fulfulling job goes to equestria
>is actually interesting
>talk to waifu about ventures in your previous life, including your job, she falls in love with you
>possibly able to teach the ponies about your profession, possibly improve their society with your knowledge
>NEET loser goes to equestria
>completely uninteresting life, as you spent the entirety of your time on earth in front of a computer
>nothing to talk about with waifu, she loses interest
>complete leach on pony society just as you were on earth because you have nothing to give
hmmm....
>>27186907
You literally swapped the definitions of NEET and wagecuck.
Fuck society. I'm a NEET and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
>>27186725
Enjoy being a slave, stupid wagecuck
>>27186994
Ignore that, I misread your post.
>>27186974
You just have warped definitions, then.
>>27187004
Enjoy sitting depressed and lonely in your dark basement for the rest of your life, stupid NEET.
>>27186841
>not being a NEET
>not being on welfare
>not spending all day watching anime, mlp, playing vidya and 4chan
>actually thinking you owe society anything
>>27187017
By not having a job, I can dedicate more time to improving myself. I can learn a new language, understand foreign culture, play an instrument, etc while you're stuck working to make mr noseberg richer. Pretty sad and delusional wagie.
>>27187056
That's the thing.
You don't actually do any of that.
See >>27186841
>>>/reddit9k/
>>27187066
>>27187085
Fuck off cucks, this is a NEET site
>>27187102
End your life please
>>27186622
>Implying Twilight isn't keeping her new student busy 24/7
>>27187102
Ree about it some more, you fucking stain.
>>27187115
Did I trigger you wagie?
>>27186841
I thought that was part of the meme to piss off the robots with jobs.
If the NEETS of /r9k/ were that busy the whole place wouldn't be that active.
>>27187120
This really.
Episode about Twi overworking GlimGlam when?
>>27186622
these wagecucks will never understand
they cannot handle freedom, they need someone directing them always
and you can't blame them, only a select few can be NEET aristocrats
>>27187300
We need the wagies to work so they can give us their money. It's a fair system.
It truly sickens me how many Robots are in this thread right now.
GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD FAGGOTS
>>27187429
Stay mad wagie, shouldn't you be working so your boss can afford a new car?
>>27187458
No, that's what I'm learning to do right now in college.
Shouldn't you be in your containment board crying about how much of a loser you are to other losers?
>>27187102
>NEETS think this is how life is
You know there are other jobs than working in a cubical, or grilling burgers? Not that you'd ever get something else with your "expansive skill set"
Hell, I get paid $15/hr to sit and read cheap pulp fiction novels at work half the time. My work day doesn't start until 3pm. Still have enough free time (and now money) to travel.
Enjoy your pitiful leech existence
I love how faggots from other boards can shit here with impunity so long as they attach a horse image to their post.
Outstanding job, mods. This is quality posting.
>>27187102
Do NEETs actually, unironically believe this?
>>27187533
Silly anon, you should know by now we have no mods. As long as its pony related and not blatantly obvious trolling or shitposting, it's staying till bump limit.,
>>27187513
If you have a good, easy job that pays well, you're not being talked about when wageslavery is brought up, and have no reason to get this offended and reply. This is two losers laughing at each-other for having miserable existences and arguing over who has it worse. I personally think the guys who would rather not give their life and energy away for chump change are living more enjoyable, fulfilling lives.
>>27187658
>you're not being talked about when wageslavery is brought up
Except that's not true in the slightest.
These NEETs are unable to differentiate between a minimum wage paying McDonalds or generic desk job. From what I have seen both in this thread and from visiting /r9k/, they regard all jobs as wageslavery.
Finally, a quality thread on this board. Heh, just a shame about all these wagies, am I right? *Shakes head* Classic cases of what me and the boys like to fall 'wage-rage' here. So sad.
>>27187754
kek
>>27187997
Why did you fucking bump this shit?
>tfw getting welfare
>tfw you also have a part time job to compliment that so you're never to far away from getting paied
I'm contributing to and also being contributed to by society. feels pretty good
>>27187564
>we have no mods
>pony porn threads are pretty much instantly deleted
>>27188029
so I could ave a laugh at your agitated ass
>>27187085
>>27187115
>>27187508
>>27187513
I need to speak with all of your managers
Fluttershy is best NEET pone.
this is a great meme lads
>>27188207
Is this some pathetic falseflagging Shimmerfag trying to make everyone think Glimmerfags are NEET losers?
>>27188207
>tfw I am the manager
>>27188464
Of course not.
I'm a NEET who loves Glimglam.
>>27188464
Shimmerfags love to false flag. They have been false flagging emberfags for over a week, extremely pathetic.
>>27188489
Alright, Shimmerfag.
Go back to posting your cancerous shimmer threads, please.
>>27188464
>>27188505
>>27188510
>thinking Shimmerfags need to do anything to make Glimmershitters look autistic
wew lads
>>27188700
Fuck off retard, stop fucking bumping this cancer.
This is why all shimmerfags need to fucking die.
This is retribution for stealth /mlp/ threads everywhere.
>>27188709
>implying I didn't sage and you're the one who bumped like a mongoloid
>>27187102
>NEETs think everyone works an unfulfilling office job
>Meanwhile working my dream job
Whew
>>27188743
>implying I didn't sage
>implying you did
I'm not believing that one, shimmerfag.
this is a comfy thread
>>27188752
Oh dear, wagie has Stockholm syndrome. OK wagie, humor me. What's your "dream" job?
>>27188790
Pathologist.
>>27188808
He doesn't know what that is.
>neetfags desperately trying to justify their lifestyle
toplel
Enjoy your ramen while I roast myself a nice, juicy steak.
>>27188834
Probably not. But he has a lot of time on his hands looking it up.
He probably won't, though, he surely has three or four seasons of anime to watch.
>>27186907
I'm head of dispatch for a warehouse and if theres on thing I've learned that i could pass onto Equestrua is that ethnics do all the deliveries. Give all the ponies in the Royal Equestrian Mail administration roles and hire an army of Zebras to do the heavy lifting.
>>27186622
bump in case anyone missed this gem
>>27188808
staring at slides all day for shlomo is a pretty exciting way to spend your one life
>>27189229
I liked how it briefly went to them accusing each other of being shimmerfags.
>>27189229
It's not a "gem". It's cancer.
You guys are being ironic right?
>>27187698
Hypothetical questions for those on both sides of the debate: suppose you had a good/lucky career and got off the wage ride in your 30s-40s with enough to get by. Maybe lucky at a startup, maybe lucky in being out of the market in 2008 and signing on in 2009. Whatever. Not talking tens of millions or anything, just enough to afford a self-funded NEET lifestyle.
(Without going full /biz/tard what that number actually depends on where you are, let's call $1M and a 3-4% withdrawal rate a $30-40K income without having to lift a finger. It'll last less than 20 years if you do 4% and inflation picks up. More than 30 if you withdraw 3% and invest the rest in a low-inflation environment. Enough to make it to your 70s, plus or minus a decade if you don't fuck it up.)
On one hand, technically this person is Neither Employed, in Education, nor in Training. They're NEET.
On the other hand - no autismbux, no mom's basement, they're self-funding their own rent and microwaving their own tendies. They're also not a parasite.
Do we have a word for that lifestyle beyond "retired oldfag before becoming really old oldfag?" If all they aspire to is clicking on pictures of house numbers until they go away... if we don't use the word NEET, what word should we use?
>>27186622
>Basking in Celestia's sunlight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZxrWMilec4
>>27190488
Financially independent?
I don't get it
>>27187102
Oh oh oh. Post the other one, it's fantastic.
I can never determine which side of the fence these are written from. The companion piece has shit like 'wagecuck' putting entire paydays into stocks, before partying on his yacht with European supermodels. NEET, meanwhile, spends his night arguing on the internet.
>work as wagecuck for family business
>only person in my family who can take over after my mother
>soon I'll be the owner ad operator of a small Italian restaurant that gets overloaded with tourists every summer for lodsamoney
Sometimes being a wagefag is just fine.
Checkmate, NEETS
>>27186693
Feels good to be a NEET, those wagies have to go to work for 6-12 hours
Thanks for working wagies, someday you'll understand your right to welfare.
>>27194584
>>27194594
>>27194495
Who needs welfare when you can own a small business?
>>27194627
Working is for cucks
>>27194627
Who needs a small buisness when i can sit at home and actually enjoy myself?
>>27194643
Exactly, it's your right to not work, society will pay for you.
Make sure you vote for bernie sanders. I fear I'll have to get a job meme candidate trump wins.
>>27194680
*if trump wins
>>27190488
That's called an early retirement, Anon. It's not glamorous, but it's what most people dream of being able to do.
NEETS ARE GOING TO BE CANON
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-flutter-brutter/EP013304160139?aid=zap2it
>>27195489
Hopefully these threads will start using Flutters brother instead of wrongfully use GlimGlam as a neet.
>>27194680
Does /r9k/ like bernie?
Very show related, hotpockets.
Quality posting.
>>27195489
Meme magic is real.
>>27194680
>Voting for Bernie
Of all the topics I expected FiM to talk about, that the NEET lifestyle is wrong was the last thing I expected.
Gone are the days of episodes like "Applebuck Season", now we're in to "let's be relevant with today's topics and memes" territory, which always leads to the decline of that series (Futurama got hit hard with this, with such shit episodes like Attack of the Killer App and Proposition Infinity).
>>27196133
>implying that's not an undercover shimmerfag
>>27197509
If we read between the lines of the episode synopsis, it's actually consistent with the message of the show.
Applebuck Season: AJ's fear of being able to delegate responsibility.
Lesson Zero: Twi's fear of being seen as a bad worker.
All of Season 4: Twilight's Impostor Syndrome (she's afraid she's not worthy of the title, but smiles and waves anyways...)
This episode's about a different fear: fear, not necessarily of being good, but about finding out whether you're any good or not.
That fear is one of the root causes of behaviors like procrastination, etc. (If I try, I might fail. Better not to try. If I wait until the last minute and it works, I'm awesome! If I wait until the last minute and fuck it up, it's not my fault I failed, I didn't have enough time to do the job right.)
>>27197716
That's good and all, but the synopsis called him a freeloader.
