What happens?
Didn't we have this thread yesterday?
>>27160337
What do you mean?
>>27160350
what I mean is, didn't we have a thread that asked "[insert person/people here] in Equestria, what happens?" yesterday?
>>27160386
Well we did have a 5-day DIO in Equestria thread.
Or are you referring to,The Stig in Equestria or Twilight Sparkle in Equestria?
>>27160324
>This thread
>Princess in a Reasonably-Priced Carriage
>>27160324
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/64206/top-gear-the-worst-diplomats-in-the-world
's been done. Haven't read it but should be alright judging by its score
>>27160324
>that pic
>Top Gear Hosts
Anon...
>>27160587
Don't post that fucking heresy on my board.
>>27160587
disgusting
>>27160587
>>27160587
>>27160587
>one man to show you the latest and greatest underglows and spinners
>one girl to teach you the fastest routes to futboll practice in your area
>one man to show you what overpriced German or I-tie piece of fuck you should spend your money on so you look younger
>Prius guy
>one kebab to instruct you on this year's hottest VBIED tips
>Prius guy II
>The Stig
>>27160587
The only good thing in that pic is The Stig
>>27160778
Well, Joey from Friends won't be too bad but the rest are cancer.
>>27160587
Do the BBC really think this is going to work?
>>27160324
TONIGHT
>>27160410
>forgetting the Alaska
>>27160587
>her shirt
Oh fuck didn't even notice that, even as a grill myself that fucking cringey...
Is... Is this going to be SJW Gear...? Please no...
>>27160805
They were retarded enough to fire Clarkson, weren't they?
>>27160324
Horsepower jokes... Lots and lots of horsepower jokes.
>>27160856
Letting him stay after he punched his boss in the face would have sent the wrong message. They really had no choice. I almost feel bad for them since this was honestly not even their fault, but then I remember that it's the BBC and that they deserve whatever misfortune comes their way.
>>27160324
They get a job at the BZC doing a comedy progarm that's notionally about reviewing carriages.
What cars do you guys think the mane 6 would drive?
>>27160992
Rarity would drive a Miata because it's THE BEST and she deserves THE BEST.
>>27160992
I see Dash driving a WRX STI
Symmetrical All Wheel Drive, launch control, turbo charger, and hard launches with lots of torque. I can RBD driving that.nb4 someone calls me a subitard and says the Evo is better
>>27160587
Fuck off pleb
>>27160992
Twilight- SAAB
Rarity- Rolls Royce Phantom
Pinkie Pie- Pagani Huayra
Applejack- Ford, probably an old F150, if not then an old Mustang
Rainbow Dash- McLaren F1 or a Bugatti Veyron
Fluttershy- Honda Civic sedan or a generic people carrier van.
>>27161027
>Miata
>Not driving Rolls Royce
Rarity is not a pleb.
>>27160587
Nice fake. Here's the real lineup.
>>27161027
I would feel that rarity would go for a BMW rather than a
rust bucket IMOI would love to get the NA Miata because pop up headlights
>>27160992
I would See Applejack in a Audi Sport Quattro S1, a classic car that gets shit done realy fast with way to much power.
Of course with the legendary Audi Quattro Allweeldrive.
>>27161075
How in the hell can they afford those multi million dollar carsbecause princess twilight has control over the fiances in equestria
Alsopic related to fluttershys car
>>27161027
This isn't Regular Car Reviews in Equestria.
>>27161114
Good choice with AJ. Never thought of a German car would be good for AJ except for the Quattro S1.
>>27160829
I'M ON TRIAL FOR TREASON
>>27161172
>Fluttershy
>loud Wankel Engine
Fluttershy would be more the Tesla Model X type, much space and realy quiet.
But with a decent acceleration.
>>27160833
Alaska produces oil and badassery. Alaska can stay.
>>27161190
Or a Lanz Bulldog with a massive single cylinder Glowhead Engine, not every fast but relyable as fuck.
And enough torque to pull out some big trees.
>>27161221
>not letting fluttershy express herself though her car
>not letting fluttershy drift around the Jap mountains being the DK without anyone knowing its just a sky little pony
>>27161352
*shy
>>27160587
>>27161221
It doesn't matter what Fluttershy wants; Angel would bully her into getting something fast, obnoxious, and impractical.
>>27160587
Is Sabine Schmidt and the Stig the only ones there that actually know about cars.
Chris Evans sure as fuck doesn't.
>her face shows the disgust she feels.
>tfw the new hosts don't like eachother.
>tfw no more friendship.
>>27160324
/mlp/ just become
/mlp/o/n/
>>27161389
Man that's what made Top Gear so fucking great. Friendship. Jezza, Capt Slow and Hamster were all bro tier and they'd banter so fucking hard.
>>27161408
>forgetting the /e/
>>27161414
At least they have a show on Amazon now, I wonder how It'll differ from Top Gear.
>>27161677
/e/ is nor pony related or top gear related, anon.
Same goes for /y/
>>27161809
>3 guys.
I think we can work something out in the /y/ department~
>>27161872
>>27161809
>/e/ is nor pony related
The inverse can be true, though.
>>27160324
At least Richard will be tall compared to the ponies, if only by a little bit.
>>27161983
Have a fun three days.
>>27161047tfw you like both subis and Evos
>>27161769
If Amazon has anything but retards in their programming staff, it'll be pretty much the same.
>>27162313
Pick a side, we're at war.
>>27161769
Hopefully they'll give up the pretence of it being a about cars and just focus on the hosts playing off eachother.
>>27162297
>>27160324
>a race to see what's faster a winding train from appllosa to the crystal empire or a straight line in the super speedy cider squeezy 6000
>>27161380
This
>>27162955
Even though it makes no sense, I want to imagine Jeremy getting progressively more drunk on the cider the machine produces along the way. Richard and James get a call halfway through the trip, wherein Clarkson throws endless, incomprehensibly slurred taunts at them.
>>27162766
They have to have something to play off each other about, though.
>>27161769
http://www.t3.com/news/top-gear-vs-new-top-gear-clash-of-the-automotive-titans
>Talking of guests, what format will Amazon's Top Gear take and what sort of budget will it have?
>Another million pound question. Or, to be more precise, a £160 million pound question, as that figure is confirmed as the official budget for Amazon's Top Gear.
>Now, considering that Clarkson et al signed a three series deal with Amazon with each series featuring 12, 60-minute episodes, that means that each episode will cost roughly £4.5 million pounds.
>To put that in perspective, when Clarkson worked on the BBC Top Gear, each show cost roughly £450,000, a tenth of what he will now have to spend.
>>27163969
Jesus fuck I'm hype now.
>>27161172
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
A WANKEL ENGINE
BRAIN SHUTTING DOWN
>>27161075
Twig: Nothing
Rarity: E Class
Ponk: Something fun, she would also proaably have a party van and a truck for all of her party supplies.
AJ: Obviously some truck or something, or some old french rural job; i.e a 2cv.
Rainbow: Flies everywhere, no car needed
Fluttershy: Some old VW or Volvo.
>>27160829
I KICK A TREE
JAMES TALKS TO A ROCK
AND HAMMOND SAYS "YEP"
>>27160829
I WEAR A HAT
JAMES WEARS A HAT
AND RICHARD WEARS A HAT
>>27160829
I FIGURE OUT WAYS FOR CARNIVORES TO SURVIVE IN A HERBIVORE DIMENSION.
>"WHERE'S THAT F**KING STEAK DINNER YOU PURPLE C**T"
JAMES LEARNS ABOUT THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP
>"I may have insulted a demi-God powerful enough to move a sun."
AND RICHARD GETS MOCKED FOR BEING SHORT.
>"They all keep asking if I'm a hobbit-like sub-species of Jeremy and James."
SOME SAY, THAT HE CAN BUCK APPLE TREES JUST BY STARING AT THEM, AND THAT HE'S THE ONLY PONY PRINCESS LUNA HAS EVER BEEN INTIMATE WITH.
ALL WE KNOW IS, HE'S NOT THE STIG, BUT HE IS THE STIG'S EQUESTRIAN COUSIN
>>27165670
Kek
>>27163040
>When the apparent winner arrives at the Crystal Empire, he finds a walleyed mailmare with a package from Appleloosa waiting for him
>the package is postmarked the same as their departure time at the start of the challenge, and she says she's been waiting for a couple of hours
>it'sthe Stig
>>27161983
mmmmmmmmmMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
>>27166658
Dude, it is just gay porn.
At least no one posted pizza.
>>27166737
You could've done a better job censoring it.
![[spoons rattling].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2XjT2Ij.jpg "[spoons rattling].jpg")
>>27160587
WEW
>>27167067
>>27167092
Sauce?
>>27167812
https://derpiboo.ru/901310
https://derpiboo.ru/495342
>>27165522
underrated
>>27167969
Thank you, kind sir or madam
>>27164787
>implying Ponk needs a vehicle to transport her party shit
>implying she doesn't keep caches of party shitt all over Equestria in case of party-related emergencies
>implying she can't just pull an entire party out of ehr ass on a moment's notice
dyewts
>>27165522
>Jeremy gets banned from Equestria for punching Twilight in the face
>>27163969
>Ten times the budget.
Wonder how that'll go down.
>>27160324
Well, they're not with Top Gear anymore...
Hammond puts cheese on everything and claims to not be an American.
Captain Slow does nothing and looks befuddles.
The ape makes something catch on fir that has no reason to catch on fire.
That's pretty much what happens.
>>27160805
>BBC
Big Black Cock?
>>27174874
British Braodcasting Company, though it's politicising says the first one more than the second.
>Colgate admires Hammond's teeth and is the only one who believes he hasn't had them whitened
>>27160587
Oh god is this real?
>>27161983
I'm not gay, but if I was I'd be horse gay.
>>27176559
>not being horse gay
>>27160856
I really wish they kept the short guy and Mr. Slow on the show.
>>27161769
Maybe they will call it High gear or something to avoid copyright infringement.
>>27161414
>Jezza, Capt Slow and Hamster
>Capt Slow and Hamster
>Hamster
>Ham
>ster
lel
My sides
>>27176776
That would have meant keeping Clarkson.
>>27176790
They aren't allowed to have the word "gear" in the title.
>>27176818
Why would they have to keep Jezza if they kept the other two?
Why are they not allowed to have the word Gear in the name?
GET IN THE TRUMPCHI!!!!!
>>27176837
>Why would they have to keep Jezza if they kept the other two?
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/apr/23/james-may-top-gear-jeremy-clarkson-bbc-richard-hammond
>Why are they not allowed to have the word Gear in the name?
pic related
>>27176897
Am now sad.
What about 3 idiots doing stupid shit with cars?
Now that they are not on Top Gear anymore their new show should at least have a Stig. Maybe a red or blue Stig. Of course they should change its name as well but they need a faceless, voiceless member of the cast.
>>27178136
what is this
>>27176837
Keeping the other two would be like trying to make a three stooges film with only two of them, or EEnE with only two Eds, or PPG without one of them either, etc.
>>27178212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCSNCs7bwCw
>>27160573
Well. That wasn't nearly as awful as I thought it would be. Thanks for the link.
Captcha: Select all images with cars
>>27178136
That was definitely worth a kek or two.
>>27178136
That's beautiful.
>>27178136
>That Morris Marina in the background
>>27182567
What are they discussing?
>>27182703
Looks like they're ganging up on May for being more sophisticated than them, as usual.
>>27178136
>saved
>>27182567
Why would the mane 6 waste their time watching top gear?
>>27176534
Yes Sir, That is a new BBC TopGear.
>>27160587
>the stig couldn't go with Jeremy and the rest
>>27160587
why the fuck did they change up the hosts again
>>27183416
Jeremy punched a producer in the face and BBC let him go because they didn't want to look bad to the public. At least where getting a top gear like show on amazon prime with Jeremy, Hammond, and James
>>27160404
Ronnie James Dio in Equestria, what happens?
>>27164787
OCD Princess : Toyota Corolla .. what ever.
Rarity : 1958 Citroen DS
AJ : 1985 Dodge RAM 150 5.2l V8
RD : Skyline R34
Pinky : Fiat 500 SS Abarth
Fluttershy : Walk ...
Wait a minute ..
Twi -> Capitan Sloww
AJ -> Hamster
RD -> Jezza
Rarity, Pinkey, Fluttershy and Derpy is the Sti-G
may be this is NOT a bad idea.
>>27183444
Wouldn't usually get you arrested, rather than simply fired?
>>27161983
>this is still up
Nice
>>27148561
>>27160799
>Eddie Jordan
>cancer
You plebs.I agree with you on the rest though, Chris Evans a shit
>>27185742
Lel fucked up
>>27183564
MMDW is the Stig
>>27186668
Saved from page 10
>thread full of IRL carfaggotry instead of TG hosts talking about pones in a way like they would talk about cars
>>27188252
Needs a writefag before you-know-who gets rid of it, or it's bust.
Princess Ember
>>27188252
t. busrider
>>27188252
I remember an image from back in the day featuring James May comparing Princess Twilight to the then-recently-redesigned BMW M5.
>>27188252
>tfw the Stig will never take your waifu for a lap around the Top Gear test track
>>27186668
>>27188214
Some Say, She's Rule the Crystal Empire.
>>27160587
It's going to fail hard but you just know bbc will force the fuck out of it for way too long anyway
>>27176940
The Stug
>>27192398
Also, they'll be really confused about why no one is watching it. They'll probably blame UKIP.
I miss Jeremy.
I think I just like the funny way British people speak.
David Attenborough gives me an ear boner too, so I think that's it.
>>27160587
>BBC Management
>We need a woman, and a black, and a muslim and someone who actually knows something about cars....and are any of them gay?
Uggggh, I'm looking forward to what Jeremy, James and Richard can do without those PC zealots breathing down their necks.
>15000 words
> 600 upboats
> 110% autism.
gentlemen and more gentlemen, I am embarking on this train wreck that might actually be good and will report back with a review.
God fair me well.
>>27161100
double dubs don't lieshould have replaced the wyuman with "triggered"
>>27192448
>>27193266
Even sadder... Is that coach?
>>27193381
Good luck with that, m8.Review it like a TG car review.
>>27160587
Finn was ok in the new movie.
She could be ok if she could learn to stfu for longer than two seconds.
Joey is a car guy so that's something at least.
Insufferable cunt
Some Guy.
Some Guy's Dad.
Some say he visits Equestria without magic bleach.
>>27193381
Godspeed, anon. Tbh I'd probably try to weather the autism myself if I had the time to read it...
>>27160587
What is up with Evans' glasses?
>>27195110
> “It’s rare that you find a story quite like this one.”
> Fade in, Jeremy is sitting at a computer with the story up, gesturing to the screen.
> The crowd is around him.
> “Now, I bet you are thinking to yourself ‘man, I am a massive faggot, and I couldn’t possibly read anything more homosexual than the Twilight book series, the Hunger Games trilogy, or the Prius user manual, but today I am going to show you a tale so unbelievably autistic that you will want to donate your hard earned money to autism research.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtRF2m5oAzI
> “This, is ‘Top gear: the Worst Diplomats in the World,…”
> Some stock images appear on screen.
> Some pictures of the computer screen are taken out of focus, then slowly brought back into focus.
> “…A fifteen thousand word story written by fimfiction user Blue Tunes.”
> Jeremy begins scrolling.
> “Now, when you’re writing a story, you generally sit at your desk and type out your thought, your feelings, and how you expect the story to play out as it unravels in your mind. Writing is a fairly quick way to earn the title of “artist” without spending hundreds of hours on a canvas, computer program, or trying to learn an instrument. Its certainly an appealing thought, and many writers have taken up the mantle and written some amazing stories. However, the general flow of this story reminds me of rancid molasses, and to be completely honest, I believe the author (if such a word is applicable), removed his knickers and just rolled his wanker across the keyboard in an attempt to form legible paragraphs and coherent sentences.”
> Jeremy stands up, facing the camera, as he reaches to his zipper.
>>27198433
> “Now, this story begins on October 14th, 2015. As with any good story, giving an exact time and date constricts the reader, and limits their scope of belief.”
> Reaching into his briefs, he removes his hot rod, flopping it outside of his old man jeans. Approaching the keyboard, Jeremy squashes his man-meat into the keyboard, squashing his phallus against the keys, and typing a string of “lkjuhgytfdswerrrrrrrrr” onto the keyboard.
> “Obviously this event did not happen. I should know, as I was busy jacking off and making the producers my bitches. Which, ironically, is exactly what this story is about. It opens with the initial contact between our beloved Queen Elizabeth II, U.S. President Barrakka-Bama, and the Equestrian Princesses Luna and Celestia.”
> a soft baseline, Pan and zoom repeatedly, odd angles, snap-chat tier filters and poor camerawork fill the screen for about 45 seconds, before Jeremy resumes as a voiceover.
>>27198446
> “then the story cuts to me, Hammond, who, for some reason have decided that my land rover, a 2012 Jeep Wrangler, needs to be painted pink, dispite the fact it houses a 3.6L, V6 285 HP engine and is anything but feminine. The next few chapters are filled with stereotypes of British culture that just so happen to be mixed with austrialian stereotypes, as well as numerous slurs and other shenanigans. While Celestia and Luna Address the United Nations, Hammond, James and I apparently end up in Ponyville somehow, although it’s not really mentioned how, to sell car parts to Equestrians that done even know what a car is. This is another major plot point that Blue Tunes seems to have forgotten to type up while his mouth was full of dicks.”
> more shitty camerawork.
> “now, you probably think this story is a bit of a laugh and somewhat racist, perhaps the result of one night stand between Weird Al and Donald Trump. And you are right. Absolutely right.”
> Jeremy begins pacing around.
> “Now, at this point, the actual plot starts to surface. Equestrian Lady Twilight Sparkle and her dragon cohort Spike meet up with myself, James and Hammond, to which my first words to her lordship were ‘Why is there a cock on its face.’ Although the cringe of this particular event is pretty top tier, what is really strange is that this chapter is subdivided into 3 separate chapters, all with the same name.”
> Clarkson buries his head in his hands
>>27198454
> “The story is so tragic, but not because it’s a tragedy, but because it’s a travesty. While I will need a barf bag to continue reciting it, it involves enchanting vehicles with cloud-walking spells, chasing after cock-faced unicorns, Derpy Hooves, the rainbow factory, and, as usual, spike being a worthless waste of air.
> He looks square at the camera.
> “So, how does the price hold up to the product? For the low, low, price of approximately 1 or 2 hours of your precious time, you can get, faster than any other method, Cancer.”
> The crowd cheers
> “That’s right, this post right here, will give you cancer. If death is what you seek, or you are just in the mood to try out the newest fad that is chemotherapy, this is the best option for you. But, to avoid the fact I have just wasted 10 miuntes of our time just to tell you information you probably could have guessed on your own, where do you think this story stacks up?”
> A large metal pillar emblazoned with the words “autistometer” to which a number of magnets, from my Little Dashie, to Rainbow Factory, to Story of the Blanks, were adhered.
> The crowd holds its breath in suspense
> He slowly rises the magnet.
> “Its going up there…”
> He slaps up between Rainbow factory and my Little Dashie.
> The crowd goes wild
> “Yes, ladies and Gentlemen, this is more autistic than rainbow factory, but doesn’t quite top some of the other black-and-red alicorn OC Works we have seen. However, it wont simply burn your eyes out, but will rather let you die a slow and painful death. On that note, it looks like we’re out of time, but be sure to check back next week for our special edition of Top Gear, “Top Cunt,” as I give Equestria’s own supersonic speedster a ‘test drive’ and see if she handles the way we expect. Until next time!”
> Zoom out, crowd goes wild, more shitty camerawork, fade to back.
Cut, print, that’s autistic.Why did I write this?
>>27198433
>>27198446
>>27198454
>>27198462
Now what is your REAL opinion?
>>27198659
It was kind of funny but in a childish sort of way,
That being said, this whole board is that so I guess it fits.
>>27197133
Douchebag standard equipment
>>27198931
I guess I'll take a look
>>27194394
of course it's coach. not every celeb travels private charter or first class.
>>27203159
Also, BBC
