http://www.strawpoll.me/10017141
>>27158107
Which one of you faggots is in your late 40's?
>Turned 28 the beginning of this month.
>still watching from 23.
>don't care, pony is love.
>>27158924
Have you given up on 3DPD in pursuit of the perfect pony waifu yet?>tfw 28 at the end of the year and I doubt I'll ever get off this ride.
>>27158107
>18~23
Guess where all underage goes
>>27158972
>over 20
>underage
Nigga what?
>>27158988
There's no <18 option is what he's saying.
>>27158107
I started watching this mess at 18, turning 23 on june, now is hard to imagine I'll have to leave this behind someday.
Anyway, here's best secretary.
>>27158988
>lacking common comprehension
found underage
>>27158971
Believe it or not, I was married for 3 years. Even during that time I watched the show and collected shit. Divorced for 2 years now, and LOVING IT. All this money, I can buy guns now, and I have a classic motorcycle. Fuck 3D.
>there is one guy here on his 40s that wants to cum inside horses
>>27159094
Your point?
>>27159094
You don't stop having superior taste when you get older
>>27159057
You broke up with your wife to buy guns?...
I see you appreciate the finer things in life /k/omrade, may the cube bless you.
>>27159139
Damn, that's a nice fucking shading
>>27159057
BASED ANON
>>27159057
What make/model? I became an /o/tist and started watching the show right around the time that I became single like 5 years ago.
>>27158972
21 shouldn't be on the same level as 18. There's a huge difference. It's like comparing a 9 year old to a 13 year old.
>>27159185
There's less difference in age once 18 strikes.
>>27158107
33 almost 34 here
I remember when G1 came out, been a horsefucker ever since
>>27159184
It's just an 06 tC. It has yet to fail me though. Love that 5 speed. I plan on selling it, buying a truck, and selling my RV for a trailer. Then I can have my truck/bike/home all in one and live anywhere with unlimited debauchery.
>>27159057
So what do you do to get your dick wet for when you are in need of it?
Guns, money and motorcycles, and just being single seem awesome, but how do you supply yourself with pussy (and 3dpd cuddles)? Honest question.
I'm still a 20y/o virgin that's never made it past a 2nd date.
I first watched the show back in 2012 and found 4chan like a year ago. i feel like i should be 22 even though im 19.
>>27158768
Born February 12 1969.
>>27159249
Confidence goes a long way. As does respect. Girls like someone who can make them laugh, and feel at ease. Far too many guys are one track, and as long as you show actual interest in the person rather than just the organs, you should do fine.
As far as sex goes, when the season is dry, always have backups. And when the hunt is on, shooting wildly into the woods doesn't work as well as putting out a bait and making the prey comfortable.
Also, once finally in the room, hide the pony.
>tfw when you are 31 and on a still on the ride
If I make 50 and still on the ride, will someone give me a cookie?
>not a muffin
>>27159246
I love you
>>27159475
Don't really like muffins. Loves me a good chocolate chip cookie with walnuts tho.
>>27159291
Me and my gf watch the show together
we even unironically do the cringey shit like "omg, background pony is there!"
Who are the two grampas over the 49s ?
>>27159509
I;m thinking about thos beams
>>27159246
Not bad at all.
Remember that strawpoll that revealed that over a quarter of the board is underage?
>>27159505
>we even unironically do the cringey shit like "omg, background pony is there!"
So you're constantly shouting during Applejack episodes?
>>27158107
>no underage option
do you really think theres none on this board?
>>27158768
Me as well. That one old guy you see at conventions and wonder what he's doing there? That's me.
>>27159871
what are doing there I means besides trying not to be a creep.
>>27159509
Gimme about 5 years and I'll catch up.
>>27159773
Bet it's be over 75% for /b/
27 years old. Almost 28. Shooting for wizardry.
>>27159015
"Leave?" What a strange concept.
I'm 19.
But believe me, I found this place WAY before that
I'll be turning 27 this year and still a virgin. I don't even fap much any more unless I'm really, really bored.I don't know how to feel about this. On one hand my mind is clear and free to occupy other interests and hobbies, even occasionally creative and productive pursuits. But on the other hand, it feels like my life is slipping away and I'm missing out on actually living it. Would I get to a point where I'm too old to even consider finally pursuing not just sex, but an actual committed relationship? Am I eventually just going to completely run out of any sort of sex-drive before that even happens? But most importantly, is it true what they say about "if you don't use it, you lose it"?
>>27159773
Most were memeing but we do have plenty of underages
>>27159900
I like to think that all of them have problems controlling their bowels.
>Huge 18/23 population.
I want kiddies to leave.
>>27161701
Based anon.
I truly hope to become like you one day.
3D can burn in hell.
>>27161810
>we 18-23 year old males enjoy a show about idealized female archetypes of 18-23 year old females
Why are you even surprised old timer?
>>27161810
Grandpa please fuck off already and die.
>>27161881
>idealized female archetypes of 18-23 year old females
>>27161916
>he likes fat SJW hambeasts
You fuckers are younger than I thought
>>27161701
you are becoming a wizard
prepare your spells
>>27159840
Pretty much nobody say's they're under 18 when you poll 4chan, though it's painfully obvious how many there actually are because 18 is somehow ALWAYS the biggest demographic.
>>27158107
32 this year
>>27162106
Do you have any advice for a mere apprentice?
>>27158107
A good way to understand how much underage there actually is on this board is to consider that /mlp/ opened in 2012 and that a majority of people voting 18-23 were underage when /mlp/ opened. And then consider just how big majority that specific demographic is compared to the other age groups. So either /mlp/ got a ton of new posters recently or people who have been posting since the beginning have been underage for a long time while doing so. There is also no reason to believe that the situation today would be different, even if we consider all the people who voted to actually be truthful about their age.
>>27161701
If sex is the only thing you are thinking about, you're doing it wrong. We have VR coming up soon where you could fuck VIRTUAL PONIES. I've realized early on that my genome from the billions there are isn't exactly a world necessity, so im going to stay single, become debt free,travel the U.S., and do what ever the fuck I WANT. (so long as I have an internet connection.) pic related.
You can have kids/sex when you're 40 and debt free with a paid off car and a mortgaged home.
>>27161701
Sounds like I'm heading the same way as you.
>>27161701
this >>27162005
>>27161701
I'll be 34 in 5 months and a virgin as well
I prefer to be alone, yet I am not lonely
I've been this way for as long as I can remember
I've been in a few relationships, but they never went anywhere, and frankly, I feel that I'm not missing much
I don't feel like I'm not living, if I want to go out and do something, I will
>tfw I got on this ride when I was 14
>almost 19 now
the ride only gets wilder
>>27162729
>"Yer waifu is a shirt, young man."
>"A shirt."
>>27161978
OP didn't even include underage, so a chuck of that 18-23 is even younger.
>>27158107
>most of the people in this board either started watching it after season 3 or where underage posters
>>27162803
I only started watching in October of 2015 anon. But I'd been on 4chan since 2012.
>>27159057
>Divorced for 2 years
>All this money
Are- are you a wizard?
How did you accomplish this miracle of divorce yet still having money?
>>27162181
>You can have kids/sex when you're 40
Only if you want them to downies
>>27162903
With the man it's fine. Women are the ones with an expiration date.
>>27158768
1975
>>27158107
>18 pushing on to 19 in about 2 months from now.
>Still Kissless /dateless virgin
>Well I count taking my plush out as my first but I haven't kissed another female human yet.
Should I go ahead and prep for the Warlock/Sage life? or is there still hope?
>>27164563
> is there still hope
That's entirely up to you. How competent are you in the realm of socializing?
>>27159217
Bull fucking shit. Most are still stupid-ass kids until about the mid-twenties.
>>Watched all the way through high school
>>Fervently
>>Sabatoged my own high school experience
>>27164720
I did it too. How did you manage that?
I just kept it quiet until I had cemented a decent social status. By senior year I could talk about anything and no one would care. My friends and I would often argue over waifus in the lunchroom at that point.
>>27164720
>was a delinquent during my freshman years
>even got tagged with a felony on my juvenile record
>found out about this show
>watched the first two seasons
>changed my personality by going back to some form of pure innocence
sounds corny as hell, but this show truly changed my life
>>27164767
>>Be me
>>freshman year,2010
>>lacking self awareness
>>and friends
>>take to fellow geek types
>>begin branching out
>>+1 confidence
>>kiss nerd girl
>>+2 self esteem
>>One day homie brings laptop to school
>>fukyeah.jpg
>>browse 4chan at school like bosses
>>friend views pony thread
>>interesting
>>comes to school every day with laptop
>>every class together
>>watches pony all the time
>>falls in love with ponies
>>girl does too
>>suddenly full blown school brony club
>>hot topic
>>graduated afaggot
>>27164874
Could have been much worse. High school isn't that great, even if you are in the cool crowd. You had friends and probably developed a lot from that, even if you don't realize or appreciate it.
>>27164902
I guess I just hate that I labeled myself "that brony kid" instead of just being myself..woah
>>27164563
>only 18
>worried about being a virgin
Elliot please. You've got plenty of time, young whippersnapper.
>>27164915
>>27162729
It's kind of weird that a lot of the veterans that I know are into pone. New episodes usually helped me have something to look forward to instead of constantly waiting for the next shitty deployment, so I guess it could be some sort of escapism?
>>27158768
I know one online friend in his 50's who writes very refined clopfics. He is a god among men.
>>27158971
Yes. Sex isn't even that great. You cum and it's over. But the love of a perfectlyimperfectwaifu never ends.
>dated chick 3 yrs
>2d better then 3d
>26 in about a month
>Still living at home
>Employed, but useless degree
>Still into ponies
JUST
>>27158107
Have you fuckers placed your pin on the map?
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1723348#
tfw 26 and feel old as shit already
>>27162857
In the words of Jim Carey, "PRENUPTIAL AGREEEEMENT."
But yeah, no kids while I was with her, and I don't have a LOT of money, just more to spend on useless shit.
Truly, the only thing I miss? She was a god DAMN good lay, and loved when I baked.
I'm 28 and i feel like I should kill myself every day.
>>27162151
I can teach you basic spells of "repel minor normie" or "cause moderate asspain"
>>27162729
>"My brother in arms didn't die for such shit as Equestria Girls."
Interesting thread, generally a lot more younger people than I would have thought. MLP seems like a nice show to have growing up. It was Pokemon and Powerpuff Girls for me.
I'm 29, virgin. I've never had a girlfriend, but I finally got a stable job for the first time this year. It's not something I want to have forever but at least now I don't feel like my life is spinning out of my control.
>>27164563
>24 kissless / dateless / handholdless/ permavirgin
> Having to read your shitpost
Fuck off kid, talk to me about it in 6 years.
>>27158107
>pooling 18 through 23 into one option
Why would you do that
if you had grouped the ages less your data would be more accurate
>>27164944
What's the author's name?
>Joined the ride since I was 18
>Still here 5 years later
>Now 23
>Want to get off
>Can't get off
>>27165829
>Also be 23
>Realize for the past 5 years I have wasted my life on this ride.
It's amazing isn't it?
>19 years old
>lost all interest and attraction towards people
>only contact my IRL friends through online vidya anymore
>because of rough childhood become extremely antisocial, never fit in with any group of people IRL
>only thing that gets me off is ponies and pony fantasies
I'm not even upset, this is a direction in my life I can appreciate
>>27165755
Why complain when you can do something about it.
I have a feeling you are some 200 lb neckbeard.
Get fit. Go out to bars and public places and meet new people. You are not going to find a girl to kiss sitting on your ass on a couch.
>>27165960
This. But please don't go to bars to meet girls. Look for higher class places to meet girls. Like here we have mud holes for lakes, but we have a sailing club at one of the bigger mud holes. People range from big nice cheese and winers to skiffs and natty lights. All really chill. Met some fine chicks. Volunteer at anything related to art. The art types are always needing volunteer for something. Might have to weed out a few feminists, but at least they ain't bar flies.
>My age range is still 20% of the population
>My soon to be age range is only 6%
Haaaa...
This poll is nice and dandy, but it needs a complementary question
http://www.strawpoll.me/10024592
>>27166004
>Yes
>No
>Sarcastic yes
Do we really need your Fallout 4 strawpoll?
>>27166004
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER
http://www.strawpoll.me/10024609
>>27166013
What if I lied to the 2nd, but not the 1st
