>Turned 28 the beginning of this month.
>still watching from 23.
>don't care, pony is love.
I started watching this mess at 18, turning 23 on june, now is hard to imagine I'll have to leave this behind someday.
Anyway, here's best secretary.
Believe it or not, I was married for 3 years. Even during that time I watched the show and collected shit. Divorced for 2 years now, and LOVING IT. All this money, I can buy guns now, and I have a classic motorcycle. Fuck 3D.
It's just an 06 tC. It has yet to fail me though. Love that 5 speed. I plan on selling it, buying a truck, and selling my RV for a trailer. Then I can have my truck/bike/home all in one and live anywhere with unlimited debauchery.
So what do you do to get your dick wet for when you are in need of it?
Guns, money and motorcycles, and just being single seem awesome, but how do you supply yourself with pussy (and 3dpd cuddles)? Honest question.
I'm still a 20y/o virgin that's never made it past a 2nd date.
Confidence goes a long way. As does respect. Girls like someone who can make them laugh, and feel at ease. Far too many guys are one track, and as long as you show actual interest in the person rather than just the organs, you should do fine.
As far as sex goes, when the season is dry, always have backups. And when the hunt is on, shooting wildly into the woods doesn't work as well as putting out a bait and making the prey comfortable.
Also, once finally in the room, hide the pony.
If I make 50 and still on the ride, will someone give me a cookie?
I love you
Don't really like muffins. Loves me a good chocolate chip cookie with walnuts tho.
Gimme about 5 years and I'll catch up.
I'll be turning 27 this year and still a virgin. I don't even fap much any more unless I'm really, really bored.
I don't know how to feel about this. On one hand my mind is clear and free to occupy other interests and hobbies, even occasionally creative and productive pursuits. But on the other hand, it feels like my life is slipping away and I'm missing out on actually living it. Would I get to a point where I'm too old to even consider finally pursuing not just sex, but an actual committed relationship? Am I eventually just going to completely run out of any sort of sex-drive before that even happens? But most importantly, is it true what they say about "if you don't use it, you lose it"?
>Huge 18/23 population.
I want kiddies to leave.
I truly hope to become like you one day.
3D can burn in hell.
>we 18-23 year old males enjoy a show about idealized female archetypes of 18-23 year old females
Why are you even surprised old timer?
>idealized female archetypes of 18-23 year old females
you are becoming a wizard
prepare your spells
Do you have any advice for a mere apprentice?
A good way to understand how much underage there actually is on this board is to consider that /mlp/ opened in 2012 and that a majority of people voting 18-23 were underage when /mlp/ opened. And then consider just how big majority that specific demographic is compared to the other age groups. So either /mlp/ got a ton of new posters recently or people who have been posting since the beginning have been underage for a long time while doing so. There is also no reason to believe that the situation today would be different, even if we consider all the people who voted to actually be truthful about their age.
If sex is the only thing you are thinking about, you're doing it wrong. We have VR coming up soon where you could fuck VIRTUAL PONIES. I've realized early on that my genome from the billions there are isn't exactly a world necessity, so im going to stay single, become debt free,travel the U.S., and do what ever the fuck I WANT. (so long as I have an internet connection.) pic related.
You can have kids/sex when you're 40 and debt free with a paid off car and a mortgaged home.
I'll be 34 in 5 months and a virgin as well
I prefer to be alone, yet I am not lonely
I've been this way for as long as I can remember
I've been in a few relationships, but they never went anywhere, and frankly, I feel that I'm not missing much
I don't feel like I'm not living, if I want to go out and do something, I will
>18 pushing on to 19 in about 2 months from now.
>Still Kissless /dateless virgin
>Well I count taking my plush out as my first but I haven't kissed another female human yet.
Should I go ahead and prep for the Warlock/Sage life? or is there still hope?
> is there still hope
That's entirely up to you. How competent are you in the realm of socializing?
I did it too. How did you manage that?
I just kept it quiet until I had cemented a decent social status. By senior year I could talk about anything and no one would care. My friends and I would often argue over waifus in the lunchroom at that point.
>was a delinquent during my freshman years
>even got tagged with a felony on my juvenile record
>found out about this show
>watched the first two seasons
>changed my personality by going back to some form of pure innocence
sounds corny as hell, but this show truly changed my life
>>lacking self awareness
>>take to fellow geek types
>>begin branching out
>>kiss nerd girl
>>+2 self esteem
>>One day homie brings laptop to school
>>browse 4chan at school like bosses
>>friend views pony thread
>>comes to school every day with laptop
>>every class together
>>watches pony all the time
>>falls in love with ponies
>>girl does too
>>suddenly full blown school brony club
Could have been much worse. High school isn't that great, even if you are in the cool crowd. You had friends and probably developed a lot from that, even if you don't realize or appreciate it.
It's kind of weird that a lot of the veterans that I know are into pone. New episodes usually helped me have something to look forward to instead of constantly waiting for the next shitty deployment, so I guess it could be some sort of escapism?
>26 in about a month
>Still living at home
>Employed, but useless degree
>Still into ponies
Have you fuckers placed your pin on the map?
In the words of Jim Carey, "PRENUPTIAL AGREEEEMENT."
But yeah, no kids while I was with her, and I don't have a LOT of money, just more to spend on useless shit.
Truly, the only thing I miss? She was a god DAMN good lay, and loved when I baked.
Interesting thread, generally a lot more younger people than I would have thought. MLP seems like a nice show to have growing up. It was Pokemon and Powerpuff Girls for me.
I'm 29, virgin. I've never had a girlfriend, but I finally got a stable job for the first time this year. It's not something I want to have forever but at least now I don't feel like my life is spinning out of my control.
>24 kissless / dateless / handholdless/ permavirgin
> Having to read your shitpost
Fuck off kid, talk to me about it in 6 years.
>Joined the ride since I was 18
>Still here 5 years later
>Want to get off
>Can't get off
>Also be 23
>Realize for the past 5 years I have wasted my life on this ride.
It's amazing isn't it?
>19 years old
>lost all interest and attraction towards people
>only contact my IRL friends through online vidya anymore
>because of rough childhood become extremely antisocial, never fit in with any group of people IRL
>only thing that gets me off is ponies and pony fantasies
I'm not even upset, this is a direction in my life I can appreciate
Why complain when you can do something about it.
I have a feeling you are some 200 lb neckbeard.
Get fit. Go out to bars and public places and meet new people. You are not going to find a girl to kiss sitting on your ass on a couch.
This. But please don't go to bars to meet girls. Look for higher class places to meet girls. Like here we have mud holes for lakes, but we have a sailing club at one of the bigger mud holes. People range from big nice cheese and winers to skiffs and natty lights. All really chill. Met some fine chicks. Volunteer at anything related to art. The art types are always needing volunteer for something. Might have to weed out a few feminists, but at least they ain't bar flies.
>My age range is still 20% of the population
>My soon to be age range is only 6%