605- Gauntlet of Fire
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
Art is Magic showcased here!
>>27149167
Twilight's mostly settled into a kind of peace of mind of late. Her status as princess isn't purely ceremonial, depending on the kinds of strife Equestria can face, and it puts her in a spot where she can work her organizational skills on grand scales, but she's not particularly pressed into the kinds of authority Celestia and Luna deal with on a more daily basis. That seems to suit her - she's still more enamored with compiling data on special subjects, and in a relatively short time has written some books of her own. Or, at least, drafts meant for herself and friends, but someday she might publish - when she's confident enough.
Maybe learning more about dragons will be just the project to make it to other libraries!
>>27150266
Previous thread.
>filly
Friendship is Magic #41 is still storytimed here!
>>27066304
Good Night, Baby Flurry Heart is still storytimed here!
>>27064471
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
UPCOMING PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
606 - No Second Prances:When Starlight Glimmer starts becoming friends with a fellow formerly-bad pony, Twilight tries to stop her.
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Pony became a kabaneri.
>filly
against her will
Pony should pony pony.
I want to kidnap this little scamp and force Twilight to pay ransom
>>27156400
>>27156403
>she sends you his basket and a note: "Your problem now."
>>27156395
My little pony~
>>27156411
>pony
>little
>yours
pony is big and possessive of you
>Youtube
>Top 10 Worst Modern Cartoons
>Recommended for you.
Fuck you too, botnet.
PONY PRIDE
WORLD WIDE
>>27156417
Is that the one with the Steven Universe thumbnail?
>>27156410
I force him to spam Celestia notes about random shit I am doing while posing as Twilight.
Her entire life is now Facebook.
>>27156424
Nah, TTG.I only ever search MLP things, though.
>>27156424
I remember seeing that.
$100 says they put it there for clickbait and SU is nowhere on the list.
>>27156432
Well that's a shame because it certainly deserves a spot.
cuddle her and tell her she is too canon
>>27156415
i want to go to sleep with my stallion boyfriend hilted inside my ass
>>27156440
how pissed would she be if you got turned into a pony and she was still a human
>>27156441
Say goodbye to your lower body's inner organs then
>>27156437
>implying MLP doesn't deserve a spot on that list more
>>27156443
not at all
shimmy can give my lovely stallion cock a handjob until i cum all over her pretty face and hair
>>27156448
Nah, I wouldn't imply that. I'd just outright state it.
>>27156449
piss off will ya
>>27156448
Now now anon, MLP may be bad nowadays but it's nowhere near SU levels of bad
>>27156450
Your comebacks are 2real4me
>>27156456
should have let the mares write the colt episode
>>27156458
>MLP may be bad nowadays
>t. resident shitposter who hasn't even watched the show since the end of S3
You aren't wrong about that though.
>>27156467
>t.
>>27156458
Give me a reason as to why it's bad that doesn't use the words "Tumblr", "agenda", or "artstyle".
>>27156465
Mares don't know how to write colts though, they just write them as fillies
>>27156480
yeah, exactly
way better than colts writing colts
>>27156456
W-which one is the changeling?
>>27156483
my my
what a pretty little filly
surely she won't mind if i feel her up a little
This short term hiatus is actually great I'm rewatching season 3 right now with HDâ„¢ quality
>>27156484
The Australian one.
>Dangerous bug that lives in a shitty land.
>Every other word is cunt.
>>27156476
Because of dragons
"d'oh, I don't know what I said!", said Pony as she smacked her chest with her hoof in imitation of your piss-poor journalism and physical handicap
>>27156456
which one is the ugly colt? Oh wait it's all of them
>>27156517
what a rude pony
So Cadence has her official royal name: Mi Amore Cadenza.
Do the others have official type names?
>>27156531
Twilight has Twilight Sparkle
I don't know if it's canon though, I can't remember it ever being said in the show
Princess Celestia's special princess name is "Sunbutt"
>>27156546
*Sunbuns
Princess Luna's official royal name is "Best Princess"; she generally omits the extended titles "llke seriously damn are you other princesses even trying and don't even get me started on that so-called prince blueblood who the fuck is he related to anyway".
>>27156558
if she's such a good princess why did she get sent to time out for trying to kill everyone?
>>27156558
confirmed
>>27156531
i still don't understand why the fuck they came up with that
>liking Luna
It's rare that memes from 2010 are posted but here we are
Filly
>>27156581
>>27156584
Mare AND filly?
>>27156581
>>27156584
What if we combined these two ponies into one body
What would happen?
>>27156566
It's not a bad name
Fluttershy is a weaboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQQALduhzA
>>27156596
I don't know, but if you made her a human she'd have enormous cans
>>27156597
no, it's just that it makes absolutely no sense in the context of the show for her to have a faux-italian name that they never use
didn't some exec's daughter basically come up with the idea of princess cadance (which is a misspelling of "cadence")?
>>27156598
looks like a fun room
>>27156598
we must kill her before it's too late
>>27156605
it did have a context in that one episode though (ACW), but we haven't seen anything of it's like ever since
>>27156605
Cadance can be protected as a name for IP puposes
Cadence can't
>>27156598
What the hell, does she futa fuck that discord pillow? It has a hole.
>>27156598
Why would she need a discord pillow when she has the real thing?
>>27156618
Is some bizzaro world where rest of the characters are fictional or maybe something like a famous actors and pop stars.
>>27156623
I would raise her
>>27156598
>Listening to bat stallions
>>27156628
>"You probably wouldn't get it or like it Anon. We could always just listen to-"
"GIVE ME THAT SHIT, I'LL SHOW YOU"
>put on headphones
>unintelligible screeching
>>27156596
Do not edit the filly
>>27156640
too late
I made her bigger so she's extra cuddly
I like to think that Anon is host to sordid events that ponies can only whisper about in private.
>You know
>Barbecues
>>27156647
this isn't how sleepovers used to go
>>27156651
you'd rather it be a sleepunder, wouldn't you
>>27156640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgDXWJeU5-0
Play undertale with fillies
Are there ponies in hell?
>>27156657
only in pony hell
>>27156657
Just Nyx
Pony hell is actually pretty tame.
>>27156672
tell that to the pony devil
I don't want to hurt her feelings. She's pretty sensitive.
>>27156672
Pony hell would be really metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18
>>27156691
Tastes likeScootaloo.
>>27156688
Those two are going to be goddamn adorable together.
I can't wait for the erotic comics and fanfiction of those two,
>>27156695
Glasses
If everything were made of ponies I'd be a hoarder.
>>27156691
Is that what the ponies all thought Zecora did before they befriended her?
>>27156710
if the entrypoint to your house were made of Rarity, it would be a whore-door
>>27156688
>Sunburst gets flurry
>Starlight gets spike
who's better?
>>27156709
>>27156691
Hey man, who did you have to put horses on a bad light with this?
That was cheep.
>>27156719
at least Flurry is going to grow up to be a princess
Spike is going to be trash forever
>>27156709
That comic was legit funny as hell.
>>27156709
>>27156720
>Glasses.
Muh fetish.
>>27156723
Flurry is the princes of a shitty city in a wasteland that will be fucked over if the Crystal Heart is fucked.
Spike is a dragon who's friends with the current dragon lord. He's in a better position than Flurry.
>>27156726
>she's not only not real
>she's not even fully canon
>>27156728
the dragons live in a fucking wasteland that is always fucked
their whole "society" is fucking nothing
who gives a shit if he's friends with their lord, he's shit and she's shit and they're all shit
at least crystal ponies are like ponies but shiny
>>27156725
Cook is not bad at comfy comedy plot and her art is kinda cute too bad she tried so few of em
>>27156736
>at least crystal ponies are like ponies but shiny
And more retarded which is a fucking achievement on it's own.
And the dragons migrate. Also they eat diamonds and shit. Crystal ponies are for them popcorn.
>>27156732
>She is going to be in the next episode.
>>27156729
Boner no.
She is the shittiest princess.
>>27156737
She works for Marvel now.
>>27156740
>the dragons migrate
if by "migrate" you mean "scatter about to live in their own fucking caves" then yeah
They certainly don't know crystal ponies exist. It's not like they go exploring and write books or letters or have conversations
Have you rumbled your Rumble today?
>>27156761
I want to rumbleThunderlane
>>27156761
No but I rumbled my Scootaloo.
1-3: work on commissions
4-6: watch my French animes
7-9: play das3
0-dubs: D R A W S T R A M
>>27156741
You'd think Twilight would be OK with Starlight making new friends…
…but what if that friend isn't where Twi would expect her to be, and is otherwise acting suspiciously.
Maybe.
What're the rumors about changelings? Have we seen any this season?
>>27156768
Well that was literally physically retarded...
>>27156769
YOU DIED
>>27156773
>What're the rumors about changelings? Have we seen any this season?
>Saw that one little scout at the end of the Crystaling.
Oh shit...
No...
No don't turn this into an episode where they reform Chrysalis!
>>27156778
>>27156769
Nobby your ponk seems unstable.
>>27156792
THANKS OBAMA
>>27156798
I hope she's okay
>>27156778Is there still a chance she's not actually ded for real?
>>27156794
when an influx of sucrose is intyoduved to the Ponk System, the high Net Yield of energy resultresults in the need to release some into the atmosphere in the form of projected heat through small scale vibration and mechanical energy, and also tbrough Cute Particles that are broadcast to any other organisms via visible light waves..
>>27156807
I can't stop fucking laughing ay that shotgun just fucking taped to his leg upside down
what the fuck is that
get out of here
>>27156811
>intyoduved
Nobby go home, ur dunk
>>27156795
>>27156822
hey bbuddy hey pal why don't you wanna just fuck off a little there huhh
>>27156818
It's a shotgun, anon.
No matter where you put it, you need fingers to operate the trigger, which he does not have.
Might as well put it somewhere prominent and closer to eye level than beneath his hoof.
>>27156811
Does nobby ever not drunkpost?
>>27156838
When he's not drunk, I would assume
>>27156838
>>27156841
actualy for your fyi, I haven't had a drop of the devils juice for like 20 somethign hours
>>27156827
Is off a horse?
>>27156850
I think its a frecnh game
>>27156857
Completement faux.
>>27156861
no that's Rose's's oc
>>27156864
Your're Roses' oc
I wish there was more Shimmer-on-Glimmer lewd
>>27156827
Oi fuckka, I will fuck when you present your mother but no other time mate.
>>27156868
I wish they were both princesses
>>27156867
pssh
I wishs
her ocs are cute af
>>27156869
can someone trasnlate this for me
>>27156872
But
Yuo are cut af
>>27156877
!!!-
>>27156872
draw sleepyhead then
>>27156875
He says he would be willing to engage in sexual intercourse but only if you present your mother as his potential sexual partner.
What do the three eye shines mean? Grown up ponies only have two.
>>27156890
It means she is extremely cute
>>27156890
what if you met an alicorn with four?
>>27156890
It means filly.
>>27156897
I was surprised she didn't have four
>>27156890
Fillies shed an eye shine after the age of 7.
If they cannot shed the eye shine from their bodies they will suffocate.
It takes several hours to preform the shedding.
>>27156883
>>27156769
Draw sleepyhead playing das3
>>27156909
So ponies breathe through their eyes?
>>27156932
What?
No
don't be stupid
>>27156932
No they breathe through their schnozzles
The eye shine shedding is merely a symptom of the diffusion across the lungs becoming more efficient when the filly reaches marehood
>>27156932
No shit
It's why the eyes are so large.
Postforgotten ponies.
>Today is April Showers Day
>>27156949
I forgot about her until I saw a pic of her
>>27156949
The train crew pones.
>>27156949
>>27156964
not so much "forgotten" as "the animating team realized how fucking stupid having ponies pulling a train engine is"
>>27156990
>animating team
what d othey have to do with anything
>>27156996
I mean, it probably wasn't the writers that made that change
maybe it was whoever does storyboards?
I don't know how cartoons work, man
>>27156999
im guessing whoever wronte the beat sheet?
or yeah, the storyboard after
>>27156999
>I mean, it probably wasn't the writers that made that change
>maybe it was whoever does storyboards?
It was Hasbro.
Because they needed to sell the Friendship Express toy set.
>>27157012
>>27157005
well thank fuck someone stepped in and put a stop to it
>>27156960
I want to be that ball.
>>27156883
Remember, the ponies need you more than you need them.
>>27157022
hee
>>27157030
that's kind of concerning
because I feel like I really need the ponies a lot
>>27157022
She isn't a fucking pothead you fuck.
>>27157043
then why do I have this picture of her taking a massive bong rip?
>>27157043
dude what
>>27157043DUDE
>>27157046
That's just a picture of her massive futa dong
>>27157046
>>27157048
You are just shitposters from /mlp/ who forgot 4/20 happened two days ago.
>>27157057
dude what
>>27157052
>hyper futa pony that ejaculates a nicely scented mist instead of a gross messy cumshot
neat
I'd jerk her off then tuck her in to bed
>>27157057
I'm a shitposter
You're a shitposter
They're shitposters
We're all shitposters!
>Nobby can only respond with 'Dude what"
poni hiss
>>27157085
that's no poni
>>27157072
>Not pony.
Enjoy your vacation.
>>27156960
dreams do come true
>>27157091
wai twhere am i going
>>27157097
>wai twhere am i going
Equestria
>>27157097
>>27156960
>filly scout doing the thing
thread is going so fast that no one will notice this cute pony
This is a plea to all fillies:
Do not drown the anons, they do not appreciate it.
let the ponies in
>>27157223
let the ponies hit the floor
let the ponies hit the floor
let the ponies hit the floor
let the ponies hit the
>>27157147
Untrue. Me not noticing a cute pony is simply impossible.
>>27157043
she issleepy
Why have people copied so many games across so many genres to try and create a proper pony game, but no one has yet tried to make a Sims-a-like aside from Yudhaikeledai's animations?
It seems like an obvious choice and the sims basics are relatively elementary as far as AI and behaviour goes (at least in the first game).
>>27157275
>Nyx
It was almost perfect.
I'll let pink hair slide since its Legend of Celestia and Tetra did turn out to be Zelda
>>27156868
Twilight Sparkle will be no longer a princess in the future.
>>27157275
Is there even a decent pony game at all, except BFED?
>>27156990
>the animating team realized how fucking labor intensive
ftfy. The animators are notoriously lazy.
(see:overuse of human poses)
>>27157282
that's fleur de lis my dude
>>27157308
Shouldn;t you be drawing or some shit?
>>27157305
That Minty Fresh Adventures platforming game a few years back was pretty nifty
It only had like two levels and could be done in fifteen minutes, but still
>>27157333
im too busy watchin french hips
>>27157341
Thanks, will check.
>>27157361
So you continue on your quest to repalce Terse's legacy.
Got it
>>27157364
dude what
>>27157376
Frenchies are a disgrace nobby. They lost their ability to be competent as soon as the 20th century began
We should set up a nobby jar
Every time he says "dude what" he has to put fifty cents in
Eventually we'll have enough money to build an orphanage
>>27157363Twilight, we need to cook
>>27157097
is filly enjoying the party
>>27157376
dude what
>>27157383
Fuck that shit.
We'll use it to hire the pink slut.
Nobby is only allowed to watch.
Pony will simply hold your body still with magic and hypnotic suggestions to the point where only she can move your muscles.
Then she gets to have her way with you, just with a simple command.
>>27157378
are you not down with superior French amination my guy
what kinda shit taste s this
>>27157383
why not just like
build them more parents
>>27157391
what
Okay which one of you people was >>27157149
>>27157223
LET THE PONIES HIT THE DOOR
LET THE PONIES HIT THE DOOR
>>27157405
I'm pretty sure it was Anon, but I have some doubts since that writing style is awfully similar to Anon's.
>>27157410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC_g9eTsT38
Zecora, lowering the bucket down to the pony: "It rubs the potion on its skin or else it gets the show again."
Zecora points menacingly toward the large tv monitor installed on the side of the pony pit, currently paused on the Equestria Girls dvd menu.
nobby didn't even know about shark eyes. what a noob
>>27157452
What does the potion do?
>>27157458
did he even upload that chubby one?
God dammit I want these cuties back. I can't remember the last time I watched an episode where they all panicked over nothing.
How many layers of pony are you on?
>>27157492
Slice of Life. Not that long ago.
>>27157492
They're actually crying "Zecora! Zecora!', as in "Oh shit nigger what are you doing?!"
>>27156476
It really does promote the acceptance of homosexual relationships. They're not even subtle about it anymore.
FUCKING MUDPONIES
>>27157502
Hmm.
How romantic are the relationships though?
The closest thing to a definite romance is Ruby and Sapphire and Ruby is so nearly a boy that I thought for a second they were introducing a male gem.
Then you got the passionate longing Pearl has for Rose that could almost just be seen as great admiration and missing a close friend.
It's definitely got an agenda but I could see someone not catching it out of ignorance if they didn't see all of it.
I prefer how ponies just ignorance romantic relationships for the most part. Friendship > Romance
>>27157527
I'm pretty sure episodes like Alone Together cross the line of subtleness and just beat you over the head with is
>>27156476
Wait, how isn't artstyle a legitimate criticism?
>>27157509
OK, found some!
Now what?
>>27157495
like,, maybe 5, or 6 right now. my dude
>>27157458
how was I supposed to know they're ahegao monsters
>>27157537
>not Scissorsisters.jpg
>>27157531
Of homosexual relationships? How so? Because Stevonnie was dancing with a guy? I'm not even sure what gender she was supposed to be. She's non-binary as fuck. So it smells like tumblr more than just gay.
>>27157546
nobby can i get some ahegao ponies
>>27157573
what ponoe my dude
>>27157588treehugger
Pony sex tournament
Would you watch if there was a nofap rule?
>>27157608
why would you fap in a sex tournment
isnt the point to have sex
>>27157608
assuming I'm allowed to record, yes
>>27157614
nobby were you secretly a pony the whole time
>>27157608
>Pony sex tournament
That reminds me of that furry text game about furries fighting in the ring and the first one to orgasm loses.
Yafseg.
I liked that game but the creator stopped working on it to make shitty second life games.
>>27157608
Anon, no. Shoo, shoo.
>>27157588
Big macplease
>>27157623
That's exactly what I was thinking
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
DRAW STRAM
>>27157622don't tell anyone
>>27157588
All of them obviously.
>>27157629
I can't believe its been 3 years and no one has even tried to revive it. His first game even had customization if you knew how to code it.
Is shipping dead on /mlp/?
>>27157642
Shipping's for girls, anon.
You'll have better luck on /co/ or Tumblr than here.