Napoleon Complex Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Old Shattered Gem: >>27085773
>>27152753
Womanlets, when will they learn
>>27152753
Always loved this picture.
>>27152771
When you look at Anon in that pic, he's really not all that much taller than her.
>>27152753
You use the one with the wrong labels you dolt.
Best grump is best grump
>>27152753
continuation of >>27148719?. please
I want to massage her tired feet. I would like to imagine she's been tip-toeing the entire day trying her best to look as tall as she can.
>>27152753
>Adagio's height line is taller than Sonata's
Wasn't that a mistake that was fixed a while ago in a new version?
>>27153057
Yes.
>>27152856
>Aria flies out of control inside the house
>She knocks stuff down left and right
>She slams face-first onto the wall
>But anon blew her up good and she still has plenty air to expel
>The pressure pushes her forward and to the side
>Aria's face gets dragged on the wall, leaving a trail of saliva as if a snail passed there
>She hits a corner and stays there until the air has too little pressure to push through her sphyncter
>She drops down
>..........
>Later that night in the ork camp
>Da boss unveils his new symbol of status
>A big, poofy, orange hair squig covers his bald head and shoulders
>The orks stomp their feet, fire their gunz and howl in approval
>"PRAIZE-DA-POOF! PRAIZE-DA-POOF!-PRAIZE-DA-POOF!" they chant in cacophonous unison
>Every boy but anon is impressed
>Anon's eyes grow wide with terror
>Dat squig has a humie face!
>And it's smiling like a predator
>>27152753
>Adagio will never be your QT womanlet gf.
>She will never stand on her tippy toes just to kiss you.
>She will never try to be the dominant one in the relationship with no avail.
>>27153300
I guess someone might as well post it.
>>27152753
MUH WIFE
>>27153390
Did you remember to file your tax return anon? We need that money to add a second siren hatchery to the back yard. I'm feeling especially fertile this season.
>>27153435
U-unf. I didn't know I needed this until now.
I want to play twister with the dazzlings
>>27153456I just wanted to play monopoly
>>27153456
I need a green for reasons.
>>27153445
>You well never help Adagio spawn her brood by providing the seeds of life.
>you will never wake up one missing to find her waist deep in the hatehery grunting and griping the sides.
>you will never see the relief on her face as dozens of siren eggs float to the top.
>you will never she her pop one into her mouth and squeal, exclaiming they always taste best when freshly fertilized.
>she will never give you a comforting smile claim she won't eat them all.
It's like, went even bother waking up anymore.
>>27153456
I don't know whether to put this in porn or funny folder.
>>27153473
Hey!, we play Sorry! In this board
I want to be the dazzlings swim coach even though it's redundant as hell
>>27153141
Cute Aria
>>27152753
I want them to beat the shit outta me
>>27153435
FOUR HUNDRED BABIES!
>>27153456
I'd write it, but I have no Twister experienceor any other game that requires friends.Forever...
>>27153519
Somehow the Overmind speech seems appropriate here.
>>27153608
Oh god powerthirst. I can't believe anyone else still remembers that
>>27153519
Damn dude. I thought this was a dazzling thread not a feels thread
>>27153723
These things are often the same
>>27153637
What can I say? It left a lasting impression on me.
Hey guys. So I'm still taking offers for an editor.
>>27153800
I think some anon last thread said they'd do it.
>>27153815
I know. I want two. The first will go a double check and the other one will double check him. That way I can ensure perfection
>>27153834
With that attitude? You'll probably lose even that one volunteer.
>>27153904
?????
>>27153904
I didn't mean that to come off rude. It's just how I wanted it. The first one to do an initial sweep and the second one to make double check them. I didn't mean anything by it.
>>27152753
How do I learn to draw people? I can draw ponies okay but people seem to be an entirely different level and I don't even know where to begin
>>27153939
It's cool.
"Yeah. I guess I will."
>Sonata looks at you with her deep blue eyes
"Aye, sir. I would love too."
>Aria gets a wicked smile on her face
"Just don't wet the bed like last time you big baby."
>Sonata turns a deep shade of red
"Hey! I haven't wet the bed since I was nine you big meany!"
>You smile
>Even though their physical appearances had changed and they had grown more mature, they were still the same adorable little girls you had raised
>The big hole their absence left in your heart suddenly began to fill again
>You remembered what it was to be happy
>The girls get settled into their rooms but you couldn't sleep
>You go back to your spot next to the window with the photo album
>You look back at all the pictures again
>Sonata was such a cute little kid
>There was Adagio, with her out of control hair
>You hear someone tiptoeing behind you
>And intruder?
>You whip around, expecting to see some criminal
>It was Sonata with a huge blanket wrapped around her
>One you didn't recognize. It was one that was stitched together from scratch and each square had different names
>One of course being Sonata Dusk
"Oops. Sorry to startle you like that. Whatcha doin?"
>You smirk
>"Oh nothing. Just reminiscing is all"
>Sonata smiles, her deep blue eyes full of love and sincerity
"Mind if I join you?"
>You look back at her
>"If you want to indulge your depressed old man, I would love that"
>She giggles and sits next to your, draping the blanket around you
>You hadn't been so close to another human being in years
>You snuggle up close to her
"I've missed you daddy"
>"Me too darling. It hasn't been the same since you left"
"I can tell. It's all over your face. The first thing that struck me when I saw you again was how sad you looked."
>You don't reply
"But I know what will cheer you up. Lots of snuggles"
>You laugh
>"You got that right."
"I'm sorry about Adagio and Sonata today. They can be a bit pushy sometimes"
>"It's fine. That's just how they've always been. I love them regardless"
>>27153608
>referencing powerthirst in 2016
Is it weird to feel old after remembering something like that?
>>27153990
Right thar with ya
>>27152771
There are no such things as womanlets. It's OK for girls like me to be short. Guys are another story.
>>27153968
REFERENCE REFERENCE REFERENCE
>>27153739
I wasn't ready for this feel.Got any more feels?
>>27153988
"You know why they do that though, don't you?"
>You cock your eyebrow
"goof! You really are out of touch. It's because they love you! And with Adagio being a therapist now she could practically smell your inner turmoil! She practically begged us to get here."
>You hug her
>"I'm glad you girls still care about me so much."
"As if we ever stopped dad."
>You scoff
>"Yeah. You're right."
"I came here to tell you something."
>"What's that?"
"I got in contact with someone. A girl named Applebloom. We used to go to highschool together."
>"And?"
"Annnnnd~ she knows the whereabouts of Sunset Shimmer. Her address, phone number, everything. Apparently she does work for Sunset every now and then."
>"What kind of work?"
"I dunno I never asked. But at least we're getting somewhere right? With a little finesse we can get you with her."
>You sigh
>That sounded like an absolutely horrible idea
>You hadn't seen her in over 14 years and the most recent memory you had of her was yelling at her for using your daughter's near death experience as a way to get into your pants
>Even before that you never really treated her well, constantly brushing her off and halting her advances
>Not exactly the smoothest thing you've done while trying to win a girl's heart
>Sonata looks at you with a worried expression
"What's a matter?"
>"It's just... I don't think she forgave me for how rotten I treated her."
>Sonata rests her head on your shoulder
"But things change. Time heals a lot of things. And you'll never know until your try. From what I remember of Sunset, she was incredibly understanding and forgiving. She doesn't seem like the type to hold a grudge."
>"And if you're wrong?"
"I'll pay you 20 bucks."
>"There's just no steering you away from this huh?"
"Not a chance daddy. It kills me to see you like this, just sitting alone in this dark empty house, simmering over these negative thoughts. I'll do anything to see the smile on my dad's face return. We do owe you our lives after all."
>>27153988
That's a cute pic
>>27153939
Imagine if I asked you to wash my car under the hot sun. Now imagine if I drove it to the house next door and asked to have my car washed as soon as you were done. How would you feel? You'd feel that I'm ungreatful for your volunteer work and than I consider your work inadequate. Eventually you'd start being sloppy and not paying attention because I'm going to have someone else wash it after you anyway. And at some point you'd stop because there's no point in your efforts. Meanwhile the other washer would get sloppy too because eh, the car comes to him washed anyway.
You'll end up with bad proofreading and at least one person feeling negative about you.
And another thing. When you proofread a finished story, you get feedback from yourself. You see what you did wrong and what you could had done to make it better, thus becoming better. Because letme tell you. You may have been joking about perfection, but a spellcheck isn't the only thing your stories need.
>>27154133
>>27154122
cute butt
>>27154133
Isn't it? I loved it the moment I saw it. Can't remember the artist though.
>>27154167
Dude simmer down. I literally meant no hostility by what I said. All I want is two editors that's it. You are looking way to much into this. I would edit it myself but between the other projects I have and my job I don't have the time. I'm not trying to start a fight or make people angry. All I want is two editors. One will do, but two heads are far better than one.
>>27154224
it's our very own wee/rileyav
I think she still lurks here every now and then
>>27154133
Wee drew it.
>>27154224
I'm not trying to start a fight either. I'm just saying how you sound to me.
>>27154267
I imagine a lot of artists and contributors still lurk, they just don't feel like posting stuff and putting work into it.I know that's what I do.
>>27154122
>You smile
"Thanks darling. You know just what to say to cheer me up."
>Sonata picks up the photo album and laughs
"I forgot about this. This was when we went skiing and Adagio pulled off her helmet. Her hair was all messed up and she cried."
>You giggle
>"What about this one?"
>You point the picture of the girls in the back seat when you were driving to Sonic
>"Remember how Adagio acted like a middle man when you two were fighting so you could get cookies? See was such a little leader."
>Sonata laughs
"Oh man I completely forgot! I was like what? 7 when that happened? Those were good times. Sometimes I wish I could go back to being that innocent little 7 year old."
>"Even though you wet the bed?"
>Sonata's face goes bright red again
"Y-yes. Even though I... ya know... I would still like to go back some days. Having accidents every night would be a small toll compared to what I have to face being an adult. Adulting is hard."
>You nod
>"I completely agree. Sometimes I wish for the exact same thing."
>You and Sonata spend the rest of the night pouring over the photo album and reminiscing about old times until finally, you both fall asleep
>You awake to the sound of hushed giggling
"Shh! Adagio! You're going to wake them up!"
>You slowly blink open your eyes
>Why did it smell weird?
>You crack open a single eye to see Adagio with her hand on her mouth, trying to hold in her laughter
>Aria was doing the same
>Did they really find it so funny that you and Sonata slept together?
>You adjust on the seat to get more comfortable and instantly realize what the laughter was about
>You felt like you were sitting in a puddle
>You immediately open your eyes and get up to confirm your suspicions
>You were sitting in pee
>You shake Sonata awake and she knows what she did upon waking up
>Her face is redder than a tomato
"Dad I'm so sorry!"
>You laugh
>"It's fine Sonata. It's fine."
"I'll buy you a new chair. Oh god... I'm so embarrassed. I cannot believe I did that."
>>27154282I haven't drawn them in a couple of weeks. to busy doing other junk :'<
>>27154267
We have the best drawfags. Usually generals only have good writefags or good drawfags but we're blessed with both. It's really great.
>>27154275
It isn't what I meant. It's just I want to make doubly sure everything is good. It's nothing against the first editor, I just know people make mistakes when sifting through something as long as what I wrote. It doesn't mean they're bad, it means they're human and not perfect editing machines.
>>27154282
>>27154304
It's okay contentfags, we'll wait for you.
>>27154310
We've always had great contributors. It's one of the reasons we've gone strong for so long. Hell we're almost at 200.
>>27152753
>wait
Why the anon is a manlet?
>>27154379
Because he attended a highschool with little sunlight and wasn't allowed outside.
>>27154282
>>27154304
All the more reason for the rest of us to do our best and inspire others. It pains me to see people leave though.
>>27154333
I remember like yesterday another anon expressing fear that the general wouldn't reach 175 and me vowing that it will.
We'll make 200 easy.
>>27154501
I remember those days. People were surprised when we made it to 100. Now look at us.
What was your favorite thread? mine was 121
>>27154920
The thread when we all made those nata edits
>>27154955
And archive says it was #109
Holy shit. Is Anon like 5'3"? That's 10 year old tier. My sister is taller than that
>>27154983I have a cousin that's 4'8".He's surprisingly confident.
>>27154983
My gf is 4'9, its fuckin hilarious to make fun of
>>27154920
I like threads 1 to 75-ish. That's when all the real shitposting went down.
>>27155129
Thats when the trapdagio shitstorm was BLAZING
>>27155160
I still can't believe the autism. What a great time. And we're so calm now, we've come so far.
>>27155169
>>27155160
Story time?
>>27155171
Your story or trapdagio story?
>>27155171
I suppose you weren't here for it and are asking about what happened? Well lots and lots of shitstorms happened, some for good reasons some for bad, but the Trapdagio one was over a fetish story that some people didn't like for one reason or another. Some people didn't like the fetish and shit on it over that, some people didn't like the writer and shit on them personally, some people had legit criticisms for the story and weren't being listened to and the writer was freaking out cause they thought they were ruining the general. Really a silly thing to argue over for so many threads, especially with how old we are now, but that's how it was back then. I'm sure some people here are still salty about it for whatever reason.
That what you were looking for?
>>27155180
What was this trapdagio thing they were talking about? I only got on the /dzg/ ride recently.
>>27155209
Well, that's about what I'd expect from 4chan. Yes that was what I was looking for.
>>27155223
Yep /mlp/ autism at its finest. Really though people just get overly passionate about things cause no one wants to feel misrepresented. Well that and some people like to stoke flames for laughs. It's only embers now.I personally liked the story and got off to the first part and the writer's other work "I want to be a Dazzling" quite a few times. But Futa/Trap dom is my weakness.
>>27155026
tfw 5'0" wife with sonatata's
Think Applejack with Adagio's temper. At that height... Yeah.I still -love- me some dfc dagi, tho
>>27155026
>>27155484
My short GF brothers
>>27153342
I remember that thread, and the green another Anon wrote.
Good times.
>>27153274
intrigued...
>>27155209
That was a fun time. How I miss the days of shitposting about Adagio's feminine penis.
>>27153519
Part 2
>you will never watch adaigo spawn grow, from eggs to tiny, mermaid like things.
>they will never begin to savagely attack and eat each other. You will look on in horror but adaigo will squeal with glee, commenting on how strong this brood is.
>there will never eventually only be two left, equally matched in brutality and speed so they leave each other alone.
>they will never begin to grow their legs and leave the hatchery
>you well never wake up to find two pairs of piercing eyes starting down at you.
>adaigo will never wake up from your shout to find the two remaining spawn huddled in the corner.
> she will never scoop them up and begin to breastfeed.
>you will never have to explain to your neighbors where your two kids came from
>you will never be happier
Guys I need to lay down
>>27153968
Practice is really the only way to do it.
>>27154282
I'm here even if I don't post often.
>>27156341
>that pic
it never occurred to me, but dang, that works surprisingly well.
>>27152879
Hi there feetfag! Here's your (You)...
Is it to late to post public relations sonata
>>27155484
I'd say mine is like Aria. Wears her hair in pigtails a lot too.
Morning /DZG/ Don't die today. Drink water.
>>27156692
>Drink water
This.
>>27156692
Fuck that, i'm drinkingorangesoda
>>27156692
it's 3:30 am where I live, and I'm drinking a can of Cherry Cola. because I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago.
>>27155917
Nobody knows why but the boss becomes more driven, cunning and forward-thinking over the next months. The painboyz speculate that the boss has grown wisdom teef or sumthin'.
Meanwhile nearby, Sonata makes contact with a Tau expedition and injures the elderly Ethereal after mistaking him for her runaway dad due to their striking resemblance (they're both blue) and giving him years of accumulated hugs in a few seconds. She then vows to avenge him.
>>27156397
You mean art or at all?
>>27156426
There's more than one footfag here. Just saying.
>>27153968
Watch porn. No really, watch porn. You'll get a lot of references and a good sense of human anatomy and protortions. The thing about porn is that you won't even have to try to pay attention.
In addition, there's some drawing advice on the pastebin.
I suggest you try drawing cartoony humans or aliens first, so you won't have to worry much about realism or uncanny valley.
When you feel confident enough you can move up to using a human armature.
>>27156914
Porn is the last thing you should subject your brain to. Very bad for neurochemistry.
Good morning DZG
>>27153519
*wince* had me till the freaky own-baby-vore thing. Thats some fluffy-level shit right there
>>27157041
*in inordinate doses
>>27157082
>wince
>>27156692
All I drink is milk, iced coffee, hot tea, and mountain dew.
>>27157105
I want to mount and do adagio
>>27157041
What?! C-citation needed!
>>27157081
Good morning, mate. Start your day with a groovy tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AckzNG01Zkw
>>27157041
I thought I had ED. Turns out I just need to fuck hotter girls.
>>27157081
LIFE HAS MANY DOORS DAZZ GIRL.
TOO MUCH FOR COUCH TACO DAZZ GIRL LIKE YOURSELF.
>>27157175
Hohohoooh
>>27157222
I love this music, it is so shiny!
The days of reckoning are upon us, green anon boys, for it is here that we will be mercilessly judged!
>Be putting slops in Wilfreds trough
>Rainwater is making you as moist as Great Nano's underarms
>Finish feeding Wilfred, turn to check on chickens
>Notice 3 girls taking shelter under the edge of the shed roof
>Offer them your hospitality like any Son of a shepherd would from the old country
>Finish doing chores the next day
>Head inside to find Dazz Girls making lazy
>Poofy hair Dazz Girl smiles
>"What's up Stretch?"
"Do you enjoy being a guest at the house of Rolf and, you know, make lazy on Rolfs furnishings?"
>"Whaddya kidding? It's great"
>No brain Dazz Girl can be seen, sat atop Victors back
>"I'm a Cowboy! Bang bang!"
"A burden has been placed on Rolf"
I fucking hate people who are being loud in small rooms without caring who they bother.
damn this thread sure is active a lot more when I'm not on
>>27157688
I feel your pain
>>27157784
Oh shit, he's back. Everyone shush!
>>27157864
ok I actually thinks thats pretty funny
>>27157877
You reminded me of this Timon and Pumbaa episode where the flamingos are partying whenever Timon isn't around.
>>27157784
because it's euro time /dzg/. There aren't as many eurofags here i would assume
>>27157903
I'll be honest that how I feel most of the time i'm here
>>27158042
another one of the negatives about working night shift
good thing its the weekend
>>27158081
NICE!!!
>>27156553
Never, senpai.
>>27153274
didn't we once have ork anon and the dazzlings? wouldn't mind reading more of this
>>27158113
People are lurking all the time. We just can't motivate them to start conversations.
>>27158399
Yeah, we did. I'm not into crossovers personally, and this joke didn't start as one. But I wrote "zog" and then another anon here commented on anon being an ork.
It's not even a proper story, really. Just funposting.
>>27158439would still like to see some more blow kisses
I may be a day late with this but Rest in Purple the Artist known as Prince. Sad times here in Minnesota......
>>27158539
Was listening to one of his albums the day before yesterday too.
>>27152771
Never.
I miss the Orc dad Dazzle green.
found this song the other day can't believe I've never heard it before its pretty good (I think so)
and now I share with you
https://youtu.be/wZOSdX65b5w?t=266
goodnight DZG
>>27159374
Dude's kind of a faggot but he's got a nice voice.
>>27154010
>Implying Adagio isn't a trap
>>27159818
>Not futa
Why have one when you can have both?
>>27160255
>traps
>futas
>>27161286
Gettin hot?
I want to suck Dagi's massive girlcock
>>27161286
I'm being a heretic and you can't stop me.
>>27161332
This
>>27161332you never will
>>27161349
Do you think they like itslow, tender, and affectionate?
>>27161443
>they will deny this, of course
>as they will deny good cooking
>or soft beds
>because they're "hardy", they say
>they will deny this
>in their words
>>27161349
You people are assholes you know that?
>>27161349
Anon...don't hurt me this way.
>>27161286
>you will never join the Inquisition
>you will never be tasked with the extinctionof the enemy beyond
>you will never hunt down magic
>you will never exterminate extradimensional creatures, aliens, demons, heretics, traitors, doesn't matter
>you will never burn them alive, a fate better than the alternative
>you will never be a puritan and stalk the Dazzlings in hope to obliterate them
>you will never befriend them all according to your plan
>you will never realize they could be immensely more useful as "assistants"
>you will never gradually become a radical
>you will never have to justify your decisions in a inquisitorial gathering
>you will never get threatened to become denunciated as a traitor yourself
>you will never justly evade being persecuted by your colleagues
>you will never bring justified death to all demons, aliens, or their consorts, the wizards and witches
>you will never grow old of being an inquisitor
>>27152753
I want to fuck Adiago, whats wrong with me?
>>27162301
The fact that you and other anons can't give her hot dickings. Why live
I hate my defective brain and all my anxiety issues. The simplest pending activity becomes an intimidating crisis. It's like having invisible walls that no one can see but affect you. Meanwhile normies are looking at you like you're some kind of retard and time just passes while you're trapped in a god damned mind prison.
>>27162301
You are a functional human being with excellent taste, so nothing
>>27162259
This reminds me of a green idea I've been meaning to write for a long while. It goes like this.
>Anon is working as an agent in the Equestrian Defence Bureau
>It's pretty much pony CIA
>Anon becomes disillusioned and bitter, and he only sleeps during the day to avoid having his mind probed by "Big Brother" Luna
>His old partner goes missing and he is assigned a new one along with a mission to oversee the de-sirenization of a colony
>Aria happens to live there
>She is look up at by the other siren children
>She is kind of a big sis to others
>And to an upbeat airheaded young in particular (not Sonata)
Long story short>Anon is attached to a unit of pony stormtroopers
>Anon tries to secretly spare as many sirens as he can, backstabbing any isolated ponies he finds
>Anon makes his way to the caves where a large alpha siren lies mortally wounded
The rest is too spoilerific.
>>27162801
Sounds like excuses
>>27162821
Super cute.
I'm getting a whole evil Aeris vibe from her.
>>27164419
Which dazzling would be the best Spooner
>>27164703
The one with the biggest cock.
>>27164716
So adagio
>>27164800
Not this thread, dubs. Adagio is the one iwht the size complex. So probably Sonata.
>>27164431
>>27164419
dem legs
>>27154267
yes, every now and then
>>27164359
Normally I'd agree but when it has a physical impact, you know it's not.
>>27164703
Sonata (provided she removed her spiky bracelets), because she'd genuinely enjoy it. And if you're going by fanon, your back would have a comfy pair of pillows to rest against.
Adagio wants to receive affection rather than give it, so she'd probably just lie behind you while resting an arm on you. But as soon as the positions reserved, she'd become warm.
Aria would either be too awkward/self-absorbed to notice she's doing something wrong, or she'd enjoy causing you a little discomfort because she's a bitch.
>>27152753
bump
>>27163024
Rather I thought of an inquisition in the eqg world since pony Equestria has magic as some other force of nature, but in "human" Equestria magics seems to be unusual. Talking dogs certainly aren't a daily sight, and the Dazzlings were in glee to find pony land magic in their city.Due to the toys my headcanon is the Dazzlings are actually ponies transformed into sirens, or they can at least change forms.
>"Ohh, that's a nice round rump!"
>Turn around, Sonata's in the bushes
>"Oh Fuck! uh... hi Anon, how's it going?!"
It's never let my daughter dress like this
>>27157394
More of rolf's dazzling adventures when?
>>27161443
>yfw they have a rape fetish
>tfw they didn't know this themselves
>>27167068Maybe they teach him to sing.
>>27167174
I'm down for this ride.
>>27166285
Talking dogs, succubi, gates, magic...Forget the 40k inquisitor. This is a job for a Vatican inquisitor.
>>27167448
40k Inquisition is like rl inquisition with guns
>Vatican
since the Second Council she needs an inquisition herself
for fuck's sake, a jesuit as a pope, muss less accepting them
>>27167538
I think a less sci-fi inquisition would be more interesting in this scenario as these sound like medieval signs of the apocalypse.
>since the Second Council she needs an inquisition herself
for fuck's sake, a jesuit as a pope, muss less accepting them
All this sounds alien to me. Catholicism isn't a big thing here, so I don't know much about it.
She got a donk
>>27167688
In the Old World there are roughly three kinds of Christianity: the Catholic Church seated in Vatican, the Orthodox churches seated in their nations, and the Protestant churches which have no central seat to speak of.
Protestantism, also called Reformatism or Lutheranism, is based on Luther's ideals (all marked by their beginning "sola", "only" in Latin). Unlike the American churchES, although comparable, they're unified in Europe. They mainly take the Bible as the sole reason of faith and every other writing by a priest or a monk, like Aquinas, are considered optionalat best.
The Orthodox outright rejected the proposals during the Council of Nicaea in the 7th century resulting in the Schism until today. They reject papacy and writings not directly based in the New Testament. For them Joseph is Jesus' genetical father, while God formed him inside and out. They pray in the presence of pictures, a practice called idolatry by the other two. Orthodox is Ancient Greek for "correct belief".
Catholicism is a huge clusterfuck, taking all writing - all of them - and bringing them in harmony with the Scripture. Among other things, they understood Peter's mission as somewhat hereditary (the papacy) and somehow constructed a cult of Mother Mary, which isn't outright forbidden, but has really no justification other than Jesus respected her authority as a child. For some reason most rites and rituals got, I don't know how to word it differently, softened after the 2nd Vaticanum; for example, they accepted a Rotarian and a Jesuit like Francis. Catholic is also Ancient Greek and means "all-encompassing".
tl;dr: Protestants in the north west and west (America), Catholicism in the centre and Orthodox in the east (Russia) and south east (the muslims killed nearly all of them centuries ago, MENA was originally white and Christian).
>>27167940
Part 2 - last part I swear.
Most Christians in Europe are nominally only, much like the US, and never read or never really tried to understand what was written. In Eastern Europe, however, most priests and family members take it upon themselves and teach it to their compatriots. You won't find this opinion in the West, but all of modernism, including but not limited to feminism, open borders and multiculturalism, are actually extremely heretic in the Bible. The actions of Middle and Eastern Europe showcase this.
Back to the inquisition: I totally would love to read some contemporary or near future story about that, but since most historically illiterates consider the Crusades and the old Inquisition to be not morally justified, and most lost touch to the real content, I doubt i would be any more successful. The Drsden Files was nice, though.
t. an American who moved to Europe
>>27167940
shut the fuck up
>>27167940
>>27168010
One thing I love about the internet is how people with different cultures can exchange points of view and information. Hell, they can even learn new languages.
I'm all about having this conversation, but I doubt others will appreciate it. Got a disposable email or a thread on another board where we can talk freely?
>>27168392
Triggered?
>>27168484
Eh, Sunny's hair look unwashed to me.
>>27168422
I agree on the Internet part wholeheartedly. It helped me with my accent. Sadly, I don't have a disposable e-mail nor do I know another thread. Is there a board for theology? I only know of some in the double chan, but there seems to be a massive troll problem.
There's more, but let's get back to Dazzlings.
Do you guys think they can metamorph into ponies?
>>27168392
>>27167068
>>27167174
>>27167191
THE BURDEN OF WANTIMG MORE GREEN ANON BOYS IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF
>>27168422
>>27168581
/his/
This board is dedicated to the discussion of history and the other humanities such as philosophy, religion, law, classical artwork, archeology, anthropology, ancient languages, etc.
Just in case you guys want to continue the conversation.
>>27168484
Still cute. Thanks m8
https://youtu.be/utjG_KUZtMU
so this fucker lurk our threads or is this a coincidence
>>27168484
What do I see exactly?
>>27169136
I don't know what, but its amazing.
>>27169255
Epic thread.
>>27168868
Thanks!
>""""""Judeo-Christian"""""" values
Thanks anyway!
>>27169136
A little too "wacky" sometimes for me, but overall pretty good.
>>27169136
Foot in mouth
>>27168868
>/his/
It's like a spin-off of /lit/ right down to the sombrero-sized fedoras and the doubtproof egos.
>>27169255
Doodle I did but got stuck on body design so posted what I had
It's suppose to bee dazzlings with hair wrapped in wool.
Sunset 3 as gonna be holding out giant needle
>>27169136
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDDYJPQBDSk
"So wanna fuck now?"
"Sure, why not."
Love.
>>27169832
Oh. I must've become blind.
>>27169975
http://i.imgur.com/KZ3Wimj.jpg
Curse you upload limit.
>>27170192
>>27170199
>>27170211
New OP pic?
>>27162259
Somwhere I've heard that aliens, extra-dimensional outsiders and demons were in fact the same thing.
>>27170375
As times chance so do the depictions of otherworldly entities. Maybe it's because we have a different understanding and new terminology to describe them with. Maybe they are just figments of our imagination that evolve along with culture to remain relevant and better fulfill the role we create them for.
I've a few experiences to share. We can open an /x/ thread or we can have a spoopy theme night and share our stories here to keep the thread up and interesting.
Sal, are you responsible for this post?
>>>/d/6783943
>>27170375
>>27170538
The cosmos of course
>>27170561
Do they even kosm, mah nigga?
>>27170561
She has such great things to teach us...
>>27170561
Oh god... don't wake me up, I won't remember...
>>27170543
Nope. Which means there are at least three dazzlefag /d/eviants. I've also seenSundown's work in a few threads.
I've also started lurking /aco/ ever since the robo and xeno threads moved there.
>>>/v/335297263
why???
>>27170259
Ayy lmao
>>27152771
What are manlets and womanlets supposed to be learning?
>>27170995
It's just barneyfag, what else is new?
>>27171022
How to take a dick.
>>27171022
How to not get stepped on:^).
>>27170676
I wouldn't exactly call myself a /d/eviant, I only go there for two threads. Also,
>/aco/
Whatever floats your boat, man.
>>27170259
>>27171016
Ayy lmao edition?
>>27171240
I guess I'm not a literal /d/eviant either. It's the concepts of a few things there that I like, not the eastern design philosophy itself. I'm interested in three or four threads, most of which are rarely seen around.
>Whatever floats your boat, man
Bots, xenos and shortstacks. The rest of /aco/ is usually a waste of time.
>>27170543
Saw what looks like a Figgot pic of Applejack up above, too.
>"Excuse me, do you mind? I'm trying to lay my eggs here."
>>27172141
>tfw you will never a horse fish pone
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>27172292
Actually, if dawn was one more hour away, I'd write a short where anon follows Aria in secret and watches as she lays her eggs.
...That was supposed to sound weird and yet the thought makes me d'aw.
>>27172357
>Anon finds a recently reformed Aria in Equestria squirting out a batch of Siren eggs
>He giggles uncontrollably at a crazy idea he just had
>Aria steps away for a minute
>Anon jizzes all over the eggs, fertilizing them
>9 months later, human/Siren/pones
>Anon has had a shit eating grin the entire time
>>27170561
>>27170601
>>27170608
>>27170632
>BB/Lovecraft meets eqg
>The Dazzlings dreamed when they were full-fledged sirens, but 'woke up' after being Rainbow Rocked, forgetting everything
>Now they're normal girls for all they know.They were unknowingly saved but suddenly found themselves being assailed by stigma, like Sunset once was
>The Great One(s) who followed the Dazzlings around is/are still present, perusing for more of those worthy few to bestow their silent words upon
>Anon and his family move in from where ever the fuck
>The Dazzlings take to him well because they're all sort of outcasts, becoming fast friends
>He even finds a girl he crushes on
>Anon and some others are chosen and begin witnessing events that grant them inhuman knowledge
>They begin seeing more differently as insight grows. People, animals and the environment begin looking and acting different
>Scilight catches onto the uncanny signs that higher beings are at work, as a lover of H.P. Croftlave
>The elements are reacting as well so the Humane 7 work to get to the bottom of it, unaware at the time that another nightmare and/or Great One may spawn or what they are entirely
>Humane 7 have initial suspicions and curiosity about the Dazzlings and Anon's family
>Only for them to be surprised that they're clueless despite Anon exhibiting symptoms of possessing inhuman knowledge
>They work together but Dazzlings and the 7 are a bit at odds with each other
>Some classmates and others begin antagonizing those involved for eyes on the inside
>Order and amity begin clashing and confused with madness and enmity
>Anon and company are stuck in the middle, juggling family/loved ones and their future as they work to survive, end, and escape the ongoing nightmare
>Anon just wants his 3 friends and the Humane 7 to reconcile and warm up to each other
>As well as put an end to this cosmos fuckery one way or another so their world will be freed
>All must be wary to see beasthood and it's subtle pervasion
>>27172596
>Cthulhu/Dazzlings/Scilight mashup
Don't tell anyone, but this is totally what I've been going for in my green.
>>27172635
Hoho, you've got my hopes up anon. I trust you won't dissapoint. How long are you planning for it to be?
>Don't tell anyoneYou just announced it to the world
>>27172707
>Cthulhu Dazzling
>Narrator: [Voice-over] I'm half asleep again; I must've left the original in the copy machine.
>Richard Chesler: The second rule of Fight Club - is this yours?
>Narrator: Huh?
>Richard Chesler: Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?
>Narrator: [pauses] Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous.
>[Gets up from the chair]
>Narrator: [Talking slowly] And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
>Narrator: [Voice-over] Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
>[Snatches the piece of paper from boss' hands]
>Narrator: [Voice-over] And I used to be such a nice guy.
>Narrator: Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.
Now I'm off to do a breast exam of Helena Bonham Carter while she's dressed as Bellatrix Lestrange. And yes, I will be wearing a cloak and glasses.
>>27172790
Would the narrator sound like wayne june?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77xxGopjMbY
>>27172825
I wish. I wanna smoke whatever gave him that voice.
>>27172974
You need to unleash an ancient evil that will eventually destroy the world and then kill yourself, and then you need to get everyone in your family to temporarly stop that evil, in that order
>>27172993
Halfway there buddy.
>>27156692
Can I drink hibiscus tea?
>>27154010
>girls like me
You know the drill.
>>27173338
We ask her to write a novel about the Dazzlings?
>you will never find the Dazzlings post RR, ready to sell their bodies for money and hire them as maids where you four have daily harem antics.
>>27169136
>The old man told me that you're not allowed her so choo-choo away please.
Fucking kek. I actually kinda love Adagio's voice, the other two still sorta annoy me, or maybe it's just their lines.
I liked this one overall though. The awkward dialogue is kinda growing on me.
>>27169912
That's the worst one though.
It's 2:30 am and all I'm doing is listening to Velvet Underground and staring at the char-brick of a log in a fire that went out an hour ago. What am I doing with my life, /dzg/? Have I become one with the cosmos?
>>27173687
I do like adagio accent it pretty cute.
I mean all the cartoons are pretty bad but I still weirdly enjoy them
>>27174154
Sounds comfy. You know it's okay to do nothing sometimes. We don't always gotta be doin' shit. Just relax.
>>27174204
I fell the same. I'd watch it if it was on tv. Not that I watch tv anymore.
i hate this thread and wish it never existed.
get cancer and die all of you
