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A modest business proposal.
2016-04-21 21:19:36 Post No. 27151730
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A modest business proposal.
Anonymous
2016-04-21 21:19:36
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To our beloved bronies and pegasisters,
We try to push it out of our heads, but we must accept the inevitable, we will someday pass on to the real Equestria. But what about our material forms? Can we really let normies prepare our funerals?
No. It is time for us to invest in a funeral arrangement service to provide especially for bronies and anime aficionados. We will finally show your TRUE friends and loved ones the real you, and not pretend that you were some cardboard cut-out person.
We will offer engraved with your favorite art, or you can go for a video screen option, solar powered. We can perform seperate rights or another service for your waifu, who you KNOW will be there for you in the hereafter.
The first 100 people to help contribute to the initial start-up of this enterprise will be offered a bag of cheetos- gratis.
