Do you read erotic fanfics or 'clopfics'?
Do you masturbate to clop or furry porn?
>>27148934
what are these... fanfics you speak of?
No, I have a human girlfriend.
>>27148975
>I have a human girlfriend
>>27148975
>>27148934
I prefer to watch ppl read those i have written. Much more arousing.
>>27148934
Pretty much every morning. They do more for me than pictures do most of the time.
>>27148934
i enjoy more writing them. the thought that someone somewhere is reading this and possibly getting aroused/masturbating to it makes me very horny
>>27149007
>>27149022
pls post your works, I need the good smut
>>27149007
What so you like, sit and watch them while they read and touch themselves to your fic? Isn't that like, pseudo-cuckolding?
>>27149035
French stuff, so unless you can read this...
>>27149037
Usually they don't jerk off in front of me.
>>27149062
fuck
>>27149035
i don't save them
>>27148934
if its foalcon, ive read it. Anything Darf has written is amazing. He doesn't publish anymore, which is a bummer.
>>27148970
composed of 70% of the board's "original" content.
>>27148948
>TFW Sweetie Belle looks better than that abomination
>>27149022
I'm reading this while touching myself.
Does that turn you on?
>>27148934
You mean avarge greentext stories? Yes I read those.
>>27148934
>>27148948
yes and yes
>>27149201
Do you have a link ?
>>27148934
Only by rapetrain
>>27149009
This.
Pictures of presenting ponies without any context is just pictures of pony poon... does nothing.
>>27148975
>I have a human girlfriend.
>>27149062
Frenchfag here, although I'm weirded out by the idea of reading french smut (I've read clop since the stuff began) go ahead.
>>27148975
So do I. That doesn't mean I don't jerk it to Starlight Glimmer every now and then.
>>27148934
Yes, although I no longer actively seek them out, since there's stuff I'd rather be reading when I don't have a boner.
If it catches my eye I'll usually check it out.
>>27149062
Still waiting...
>>27148934
Stopped doing that about two years ago. Im here to share and absorb art now.
>>27149351
i meant it, as my greenyes, that still turns me on
>>27149238
Well no shit. Its anime of course it looks worse
>>27149238
>>27150164
>hating Hiiragi Tsukasa
Hate konata all you want, but don't ever hate tsukasa
>>27150199
What if I hate the entire show cause it's a pile of ADD bullshit?
>>27150155
Any kinks you'd like to mention that you include in your green?
>>27148975
>>27150225
What do you consider good anime?
>>27148934
There's green that isn't about ANon fucking horses?
>>27150462
>Any
this
>>27150503
>>27148934
No way. I can't read shipping fanfics abut my waifu because I don't have a cuckold fetish, and nobody here could do her justice even if they wanted to.
>>27150800
Reminder that your waifu will be canon shipped and you'll get cucked hard.
>>27148948
>>27148934
>THEN WE HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!
>INTRODUCING THE NEW AND IMPROVED 4CHAN GREENTEXT SLASH IMAGE COMBO
>NOW YOU CAN LOOK AT YOUR HORSEPUSSY AND HAVE A STORY DEVELOPED ABOUT IT AT THE SAME TIME
>>27148934
Are you kidding? It's my fucking hobby. It will be soon that I exhaust all good sources for clopfics, no idea what I'd replace the craving with yet.
>>27150495
Not the same anon, but I agree with him and the only thing I've ever considered good is Fate/Zerofuck that Stay Night waifu bullshit
>>27148934
Sometimes
>>27150800
>your waifu
Almost every pony is already implied to be matched with some stallion in the future.
>>27150199
Nigger she has no nose, and her eyes are so far apart it looks like she has turbo downs.
I mean, yeah Lucky Channel was funny as fuck, but the art style is godawful.
>>27148975
>human girlfriend
>>27149062
WHERE IS MY FRENCH SMUT YOU FUCKING FROG
>>27149062
Donnez-moi ce doux poney chatte vous nigger!!
>>27148934
I read furry milf rape mangas like a normal fucking person.
>>27148934
i wish i had money so i could comission fics
>>27148975
Why would you just go on the internet and tell lies like that?
Yes.
Alot.
Like, the amount of pony porn you guys watch/look at? That's how much of these I read.
>>27151086
>Non français détecté.
>>27148934
... Do you not?
>>27151280
Permettez-moi de bâton ma tour eiffel dans votre Arc Triomphe
Yes and I write them.
>>27151280
>>27151403
Omelette du fromage, you croaking fucks.
Speak American.
>>27151455
Puis-je baiser votre chienne-ass femme?
>>27149471
>>27149834
>>27151063
Here is the stuff.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E1o46HMPwTliP8PuP-VhenZMk9XvfbyRjnve6UkBg_o/edit
>>27150503
I have a couple where the horses fuck Anon instead, if that counts.
Also one that has nothing to do with sex at all, but it wasn't particularly well received.
>>27151455
VA TE FOUTRE ANGLOPHONE SCUM
HONHONHONHONHON
>>27151493
That's some top notch stories right there, mon amie!
>>27148934
I used to be an enormous consumer of clopfics. Clop material in general. Hell, I even made some of my own.
Then I stopped.
http://pastebin.com/ytVW1uMC
Shove this in your eyeballs
>>27152388
No way not that shit again
>>27148934
Yes
>>27148948
also yes
>>27151493
Dat lyrabon stuff.
Merci, it feels so weird reading it in native, since I'm used to english for both horse and sex related terms for 5 years now.
>>27150199
>trashfag is also /a/ fag
im not surprised.
>>27148975
You lie! You're a fucking liar! Shut up!
>>27150199
>weeaboos
>>27150828
Absolute shit taste
>>27148975
Only on /mlp/ do people have to specify the species of their so called 'girlfriends'
>>27148934
Is there a way to keep certain tags from showing up in a search? I'm sick of all the "gay" tagged galleries.
>>27150155
I knew exactly what you meant.It turns me on too.
>>27151493
Is there a place for french fan/clopfics?
I'm really curious now...
>>27156256
You can take a look at "mlpfiction". But it's not a good place imo. Read the fictions, but don't talk to the the ppl over there, they are top autists.
>>27148934
Reading that via google translate... It's still pretty good this way.
>>27154311
Lucky star isn't even weeaboo
>>27148934
Every once in a while. Unfortunately Twilestia isn't as common as it was during the early seasons, especially when Celestia stopped asking twilight for friendship reports.
I keep holding up hope that the writers will make an episode where twilight visits Celestia but after so many seasons I doubt they will make a Celestia focused episode like they have with Luna and Cadance. Feels bad.
Only to greentext from /mlp/.
I like the lewd,but cute is more important.
AnonxSomeone.
Gilda ones are the best.
Anyone knows some.
>>27156892
I feel you.
>>27151493
>mfw bought a French book and watched some videos
>mfw I can actually read this
Mange mon pain, vous musulmans!
>>27151086
Nice google trad, Anon.
>>27148975
>I have a human girlfriend
What are you fucking gay?
>>27148975
>3dpd
>>27156985
Whoa... Who was this interview with, and when?
That Celestia scene especially would have been quite impactful.
>>27157611
Larson, ofc. He wrote Amending Fences.
Use google. Interview somewhere on eqd.
Is there porn from MLP?
>>27156589
>check it for fun.
>most of the porn are translation of popular english fics like xenophilia.
Kek
>>27159223
Yup kind of. But take a look at "Lunar obsession", this is a realy good one.
>>27151499
Id like to read those couples
>>27148975
>No, I have a human girlfriend.
>>27160675
Then do I have the deal for you, lad!
Step right up and take your pick! I've got a plethora of delectable items to sate almost any taste and desire:
You want femdom where the pony takes charge and the PoV is from the pony herself? Skip to the last 5 or 6 blocks of this particular antique!
http://pastebin.com/8PEDgwBU
How about a taste for homosexual pony-on-pony rape with a touch of tenderness? After all, nopony knows the ecstatic buttons of a stallion better than another stallion!
http://pastebin.com/qtqGcB42
How about a nice mix of those two themes in a particularly sticky three-way? With a side of cuckoldry free of charge!
http://pastebin.com/uiPEJG8R
Here's a nice little piece where subtlety is key. Is Anon truly "fucked" in this situation? It's entirely up to interpretation!Until the very last line, that is.
http://pastebin.com/hRfwEaXk
And finally, for any >no hooves fans out there we have a particularly charming siren who gets more than she bargained for when she decides to force Anon into showing her the wonders of the human world and mouth.
http://pastebin.com/xmrEiLHc
[this work is cancelled, will not be continuing, and is probably going to be deleted eventually. Apologies for any inconvenience]
I also have a few items of a more dubious nature, the kind of stuff unheard of here on /mlp/:romance, adventure, and completely safe for workbut it's a risk selling those items. Wouldn't want to be banned for crossing the line, you know.
Waiver of Liability: we are not responsible for any blindness, soreness, growth of hair on one's palms, or spilled spaghetti in the case of one's powerlevel being revealed by someone walking in on said person "powering up" with our product.
>>27159352
>OC
nope.
