BRING YOUR MOTHER TO THE PROM IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE EDITION
>"But what if she says no?"
"It doesn't matter honey, remember that one stallion that came with his mother to the prom"
>"Mom, that was Joe, he has the story of every girl she dates, every one gets her dougnut punched"
"...What does that mean?"
>"I... really don't know, but i'm still nervious about all of this"
"Don't worry a thing honey, i have the guest that she will come to you and all will go ok?"
>"Do you really think that mom?"
"Of course i do honey, but just remember, it's just a dance. Have fun, dance a little, Everything will be fine"
>"Oh, i love you mom"
"I love you too honey"
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others...)
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Trippy_Shippy:
http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Crimson:
http://pastebin.com/u/Crimson_King
Blue Feather:
http://pastebin.com/u/Blue_Featherpen
AfterHours:
http://pastebin.com/u/AfterHours
SomeFag:
http://pastebin.com/u/ViolinPlayer
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Celestia unbirths Anonymous:
http://pastebin.com/u/Unbirthusiast
Freud would be proud: (CYOA)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
Celestia breastfeeds:
http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E
Ten years
http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Momlestia Archive
Every time I look at you anon, all I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
Misc. Threads before they were numbered:
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19007684/
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
#5 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#15 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25808368/
#29 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26189238/
#30
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26696513
#31 https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26818287
would cuddle
i bet her feathers are really soft
>>27147743
Welp, I would have started this tomorrow but, looks like you saved me the effort.
It's time.
After all this time, and we still need this from time to time.
what's going on here?
>>27149778
Some fucking faggot not letting the thread die since it's not supposed to be made until tomorrow.
>>27149826
I bet Momlestia would lick you up, given how salty you are.
>>27149826
Sorry, couldn't contain myself.
I was laughting like a maniac the 4-20, but then i remember that momlestia threat is near the end of the month, so a i put myselft to write a little story and start the think with a new promt.
Soooo...
Would you take your horse mom demi- goddess to the dance?
Would you be a mother-fucker or a cougar-fucker?
IT'S BACK
thank you
>"Mom, Princess Fatlight ate the last donut."
>'OH THAT IS IT-, I AM NOT GOING EASY ON HER THIS TIME.'
I was just wondering what happened to this general. Glad to see it again.
>>27150263
>Would you take your horse mom demi- goddess to the dance?
Wouldn't it be embarrassing to dance with your mom in front of everyone?
>>27150442
Whose the dead man making fun of dancing with your mom.
Dude, my spergerness and power levels are through the roof and even with them, i can dance with a regular amount of chicks with zero fucks given, even with me mum.
So yeah, that.
how was your distantly prom night for you my Anon fellows
>"Hey!"
>"Mama's boy!"
>"Yeah, you!"
>"Your moms HOT!"
>'Heheh, l-look how mad he is, Snails, walking over here with heavy thudding footsteps, like he's going to --'
>Sometime later after school hours in the boys restroom
>'..Well, he certainly could've taken that better, don't you think? I mean supergluing us to the toilets seems a bit much.'
>"WHY did we think any of that was a good idea?"
>'Not a complete loss, I mean look, we're in good company! HI, FLASH!'
>"S-Shut up, dorks.." Flash whimpers from the urinal he's cuffed to
>>27150969
>>27147743
>be anon
>show up in equestria
>celestia thinks you are a baby gigant
>realize you can tell her pretty much any bullshit you can come up with and she will buy it
>>27150263
Can we be both a mom-dancer and a mom-fucker?
>Mama definitely - mmn... taught her - ah! big boy well!
>>27147743
IT BEGINS
Shameless copying and pasting this /r/
/r/ing a story about celestia being an adoptive mother to anon who she's raised since he was like a little kid and now he is like 19 and is hyper horny and has already tried (and failed) to get laid but its caused him social and school trouble, and celestia is afraid that hes gonna get into legal trouble eventually, so she starts "taking care" of him to deal with it
Shes not into it at all, maybe down the line she starts to but in the beginning shes not at all
She also really emphasizes she is doing it out of "love" because she has that stupid "sex should go with love" idea and she wants anon to associate sex with love
>>27152225
Really?
I remember this came to be since a long time ago, when Oediphus threads were all over the place.
I'm saying this because i found 4chan like two years ago, before this i found this place, all i had was Fimfiction.
>>27152833
I don't understand what you mean by really
>>27147743
"Excelent, anon yond thou art eft, we shall showeth thee how this shall wend"
>Thou art The royal princess of the dark Luna, the alicorn yond is the night
right in this instant, thou art teaching the callet - girlfriend of thy nephew a valorous reminder of that lady's position"
>While thee wanteth not to meddleth in the matt'rs yond art not yours, thee can't alloweth this young mare doth h'r did hurt thee dram knave.
"Rememb'r yond thee shall taketh down thy corse and thy behind shall stayeth high to our nephew to taketh."
>The crying of the young virgin mistress is hath heard from outside the dungeon.
>The night guards has't thy cov'r and aye, thee did check if 't be true the lady wast, and forsooth, the lady is
>And judging from h'r corse, this shall beest h'r first season
>Optimal from making heirs
>You look to the clock
>The timing is right
"Now it is the time, go forward to our nephew, we await to see what happens"
>>27152833
>I remember this came to be since a long time ago, when Oediphus threads were all over the place.
The early /mom/ threads have that kind of stories too, and right now only a few are linked in the archive. But, as I said in the last thread, I am working on an updated version of the archive. I will include every link I have from the olden times of /mom/. I'm almost done. I think I'll post it the next time I'll have the occasion to start one of these threads, but if you guys are interested I can just post it here once it's finished. There's nothing really new, it's just a collection of old stuff, but bigger than the actual one.
>>27153005
Can your post the WIP archive?
>>27152968
Thy early modern English grammar is unreadable and atrocious.
I suggest thou read more Shakespeare.
Thy usage of the second person singular informal is wrought with stupidity. Study thy romance tongues and conjugation. Thy shortening of words leaveth much to be desired.
P'raps thou should'st defenestrate thyself from great heights. I'm certain an ediface will show itself to be suitable for such cause.
>>27153005
Posting when you're done is fine.
>>27153009
I'll probably finish it by tomorrow, right now I am re-reading the stories to mark the nsfw ones and separate them from the sfw.Wild boners btwUnfortunately, I also need some rest. It's fucking 2am here and I'll be lucky if I sleep a few hours. See you tomorrow, /mom/.
>>27150287
I guess she's not goingshortthis time
Fly
You guys are fucking sick
can we have a story where Anon gets cucked
>>27154396
Poor ignorant normie. Not embracing your kinkiest perversions without hesitation.
You're so salty Momlestia would lick you up.
>>27150969
whos the artist?
>"What the fuck, mom."
Night, /mom/.
I'll, um... Just leave this hear
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/630920
>>27155637
>Uploaded: Dec 24, 2013
you're kinda late to the party
>>27152225
>>27152833
have a gif of basically what it would be
not sure if bannable but fuck it banzai
just replace flutters with momlestia
>>27154396
>"Peep my mixtape, sunshine."
>'Mom...'
>"Don't be hatin, sheeeeit."
>'Too early for this.'
>"Work? Oh no, the only work I want you doing is here with your mother."
>'..Around the pool?'>"Oh pool, kitchen, bedroom, garage, attic, I'm not choosy~."
>>27153096
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive V2
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Writer names and general pastebins are greentexted.
[NSFW] marks explicit material: incest, lactation, unbirthing, etc. (Don't say I didn't warn you)
Some stories might be unfinished.
Some stories contain >nohooves.
Enjoy.
>Trippy_Shippy (http://pastebin.com/u/Trippy_Shippy)
Change of view - Ded http://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain http://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
>Crimson (http://pastebin.com/u/Crimson_King)
Bathtime http://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon http://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues http://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1
>Blue Feather (http://pastebin.com/u/Blue_Featherpen)
Good Morning Sunshine http://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM
>AfterHours (http://pastebin.com/u/AfterHours)
Ten Years http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped http://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime http://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick http://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala http://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day http://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
>SomeFag (http://pastebin.com/u/ViolinPlayer)
Memories Of Anon http://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7
>Unbirthusiast (http://pastebin.com/u/Unbirthusiast)
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09
>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E
>LoreLove (http://pastebin.com/u/lorelove)
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw
>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN
>>27157911
Here it is. If someone has other links just post them and I'll include them for the next threads. I also wanted to link the "unrelated Celestia clop" we had up until some threads ago, but unfortunately the links are dead. Again, if someone has those, post them.
boop
>"Moooom!"
>"Bucking Twilight did it again!"
Bumping for moar mompone
>>27152968
Crossbreed Priscilla/10
>>27152968
I like where this is headed, keep going.
>"Nephew, I must ask, do these 'pocket monsters' really kill one another in battle?"
>'Well, I think they did in the manga, but no, in the game they faint.'
>"Anonymous, what kind of mother just lets a 10 yr old prance off to a creepy neighbors house and go 'on an adventure' unattended?"
>'I dunno..fuckin'..japanese moms?'
Anon's mom has got it going on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
>'Mom, please, stop, this is ridiculous.'
>"Nonsense, sweetheart! Ooh I never realized how much fun it is being eeeevil."
>'Mom, visiting 40 lakes isn't 'eeeevil', I don't think you know what 'eeeevil' is.'
>"It's as many as four tens though!"
>"PEETZER."
Need dat AfterHours update
>"How art thou finding this truly euphoric evening, Nephew?"
>"We ourselves have been making many of the excrement posts upon the image board, hoofchan."
>'Auntie, take the hat off, you know my mom lies when she says it looks cool.'
>"...Will you not stay for mountain dew and grilled cheese sandwhiches?"
>>27163662
I would eat my aunt's grilled cheese.
>"Anonymous, are you really going to sit there and tell me you don't hear Ringo Starr?"
>'All I hear is my mom going nuts.' The Prince responded
>"THERE IT IS AGAIN!"
>'Eh..it's probably a good idea to leave now anyway. Dude got hella mad you ate his cake, mom.'
>"Oh hush, with the name 'Fat Conductor' I'm sure he'll live."
>The two began their journey back to Canterlot, though the Princess was very cross no one believed her
>"Fuck you, Ringo."
>>27164352
>Saying that Sir Topham Hat's name is Fat Conductor.
Rude.
Night, mom.
>ITT
>>27164898
"Now honey remember, be kind and play nice with the other kids"
>"Yes mommy" your joy and pride is smiling widely at you
>This was the opportunity that he liked the most
>Every time you had a meeting with the powers all over Equestria and beyond, there was always a friend of him to play with.
>Today was where the Yakyakistan and the Griffon leader's Childs
>Princess Yackeline and Princess Gertrude
>With the company of Anon, the three were know as the terrible trio of royalty
>They always played to have adventures of the oldie thymes
>Your dear sister and her stories about knight and glory
>You remember them very well
>You where always the big one in the group
>You all used to wore armor and holy robes, now banned for logical reasons
>You could see Anon in one of you quest
>You were always the power house of your group, with your axe and golden armor
>He may get the physique of a paladin one day
>But right now you can see him as your magic healer
>Anon always the healer of the group being the one who cures boo boos and kisses her foreheads
>Yackeline always carring her little helmet and shield, was the defender of the group.
>Not mentioning her abnormal strength and lungs, made here the cutest tank of them all
>And we don't forget Gertrude, always watching, always analyzing
>The first thing she does when arriving to the castle is search for your boy
>You remember their first encounter
>>"Hi Gertrude"
>>>"..."
>>"Are you Ok?"
>>>"..."
>>"Wanna go to play?"
>>"..."
>>>"Don't worry about it, I'll protect you!"
>"...(Slightly akward nerdy cute catburd noise)"
>Aww, the good old times
>You swear that your Nonny will make a good herd leader one day
>And what it better than unifying all of the kingdoms in just one
>All with the power of love
>All according to your master plan
>The next step is finding the Candy Island
"We the adults will be in the hall down the west path; if you need anything,
>>27156051
Not all she hoped it would be.
A mare like that wants something a little more...
>>27157474
Mom's being weird again
>>27150969
This had better end the same way as that other comic with a mom vacuming in front of her son playing video games. You know the one.
>>27165691
Lets say that, hypothetically, I didn't know the one. Would somebody be willing to link it?
>'My, it'd appear thou hast went through quite the growth spurt, Nephew.'
>"Mommy says it's cause I'm eating all my vegetables!"
>'Undoubtedly so, already on your way to becoming the finest breeding stock Equestria has seen in some time.'
>'Anonymous, sunshine, why don't you go play with the guards while your Aunt and I talk.'
>"Ok, mommy. HEY, CAPTAIN SHINY! MR. SENTRY! MY MOMMY SAID I CAN PLAY WITH YOU GUYS AGAIN!"
>The whole of the guard unit is thrown into a panic as Shining Armor kneels down pleading 'PL-PLEASE YOUR HIGHNESS, TICKLE THEM FIRST.'
>>27166639
Now the real question here is what conversation does Celly want to have?
Will it be
>"Luna you cannot be talking about how fine of a breeding specimen you nephew is becoming, it is improper"
or
>"step off bitch he's mine"
>>27166682
>"Spell? I did no such thing to him."
>'..Sister, we art no expert on humans but we are fairly certain human colts are not supposed to stand near 6'4 and weigh 240.'
>The guards continue their panicked retreat from the prince
>"CAPTAIN ARMOR, NO!!!!"
>'G-go on without me, I'm a goner' Shining says being hugged by Anon
>>27166639
I always found these hilarious
>"Twilight, I'm telling you right now: I'll kill you if you don't find a way to change them back."
>'Heheh, what's the hurry, 'Son'.'
>"Da-, MOM, I swear..."
>'Zounds, Tia! You've a 5th leg!'
>'So do you, Lulu.'
>"OK WELL THIS HAS BEEN GREAT BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO CHANGE THEM BACK NOW, TWILIGHT."
>>27154396
Bro if it's sick to want tohave a close, loving relationship withmy horsemom & aunt, well I guess I'm sick as a dog.
>"Don't just sit around all day sunshine, it's gorgeous outside. The sun is shining, the birds are signing, what more could you ask for?"
>You look over to her and just now notice her outfit, more more accurately lack there of.
"Mom, why are you dressed like that?"
>"As I said, it's beautiful outside. Now come on, put that video game down and let's head out. We can grab some lunch and maybe even some ice cream or a shake on the way back."
>Better go with her.
>You need to do your part to keep the oggling onlookers at bay.
>Your mother is probably one of the smartest people you know, but damn could she be stupid at times.
>Doesn't she know what'll happen if she goes out like that?
>Not that anything ever has.
>She's always rebuffed every guy who's tried to even talk to her.
>Maybe she's just clueless.
"I'll be there in a second. Just let me save this quick alright?"
>She smiles and leans down, kissing your forehead.
>"I'll see you outside then."
>You've just convinced Anon to go out with you.
>It's a good thing it's so nice out.
>It lets you get away with dressing like this.
>Maybe today he will get all those hints you've been doing to him.
>You love him dearly, but damn can he be stupid at times.
>Maybe you'll get an ice cream cone and slowly try licking it in front of him.
>If some of it just happens to melt and fall onto your chest, then opps...
>"Okay mom, ready to go?"
"Of course."
>You smile and take his hand.
>Hopefully he picks up on your signals soon.
>>27167917
>Anon reluctant to accept the mom loveHaven't had green like this in a looong time, bruh.
>>27167917
Moar.
>A slick stallion passes the time on a bench in the shade just outside the palace
>"Princess Celestia. What a whale I scored on this one."
>"I come in with some fake fanfare and claim to be some long lost royal, maybe I get some exec privileges or some loot..mmm, maybe even might get a looksee at her large tracts of land."
>"She's got a colt, though, worst type, too: some clingy mama's colt."
>He's readying a spell to hit the guards with so they'll 'announce' his highnesses arrival
>"Heh, kid doesn't even know what a serious mistake he's making.">'Not as serious as yours, I fear.'
>>27167917
moar
>>27147743
>Anon gets a date for prom, surprising Celestia, who'd already had a dress picked out and everything.
>When he gets back to the castle, she's prepared a mother-son dance just for the two of them.
>>27169596
>'Aww, that's sweet, mom. Sure, one dance won't hurt.'
>"Oh, Anonymous, sweetheart, you don't know how happy that makes me."
>'Think nothing of it, mom, one, innocent, wholesome mother-son dance won't-'
>"HIT IT!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoLI9FHmV90 begins playing
>>27167917
Plz give me more b00s
>>27160333
bump
>"Anonymous, look! Now she's pwettier!"
>'...You're fucking dead, Twiggy Piggy.'
>"Ayy dere creampuff, yous gotta take 3 years of interpretive dance and anudda 2 of progressive jazz tap if you wanna be aparta' our crew."
There was such a clamoring for this thread but why's it so kill
>>27172269
I think we're all just too scared to pursue our monstrous oedipal clusterfuck fetishes at the moment. It's like fire- you need a few sparks to get it going.
All we need is a couple of the more outrageous perverts to start writing green.
Or, preferably for someone to start writing funny antics of Momlestia and Autiluna doing silly horse things and making silly horse noises.speaking of which, I'd love to see (or get off my lazy ass and write) some green about Momlestia and an Anon who doesn't understand their language. All he knows it that white horse thinks she's his mother.
That or the fandom's dying. Your choice beyond that.
>>27172377
I'd really like this spark to get going already
>>27167917I think there actually was green, perhaps even a short lived general that centered on Anon & the princesses having a language barrier.
>>27167917
>The End
Because stories like this never go anywhere. No one ever finishes them.
You think they will.
You hope they will.
But they never do.
>>27172536
I don't want to go bump general while waiting for AfterHours to update.
>>27172536
See, this is why you think the story through before you writefag.
>>27172377
I just want some green of an Anon be hugged and loved by Sun-Mom, while they go on wonderful little adventures daily and spend time together...
I think I feel a feel I would rather not feel.
>>27172593
>little adventures daily
I'm tryin, man.>>27150287
>>27150680
>>27157372
>>27157474
>>27161539
>>27162152
>>27163662
>>27164352
>>27166639
>>27166721
>>27167446
>>27168516
>>27169739
>>27171056
>>27171530
I can't do it alone, bruh.
>>27172663
>all the short greens are actually from the same guy
>>27172795
We would've 404'd big long ago were it not for my obsessive autism.Y-you're welcome.
Do any of you guys have sone ideas for a short lewd Green?
>>27173054
Alot of the early lewd greens we had centered on lighthearted 'misunderstandings' between Anon & his mom. Namely, him being reluctant to give into the momlove.
>Pony-wan never told you what happened to your mother, Anon...
She told me enough!
She told me you killed her!
>No, Nonnykins. *I* am your Mother.
>"Good afternoon, Princess!"
>"Twilight."
>"Prince Anonymous, M'sir."
>"Shut up, Twilight."
>>27173986
c-cute...
>>27172377
>>27172269
>>27172490
>>27172593
I'm trying too, but even with all my strenght, i still can feel it in muh hands but i'm so fucking full of chores and working and thesys and a lot of fucking shit.
>As Luna's moon looms over Canterlot, Celestia walks the quiet halls of the palace
>It's only now that the constant din of arrogant royals and impatient courtesans has ceased, that she has a moment to herself
>A moment to reflect on
>Would Equestria still have need for her and her sister beyond controlling the heavens?
>Would Luna eventually take a pupil much like she did?
>Would the changelings ever ret-
>"ZZZZ..huhwha..zz.. THROW THE FLAG, ASSHOLE..sccczzZZZZZ"
>'Whatever's in store. We'll face it together.' She said, using her magic to place a blanket over Anon
>"Zzzz..hhnng..luhyoumama..zzZZ"
Don't let us die overnight
>>27172269
I just don't have the free time to write green that I used to. I've basically gone full on normie over the last year.
>>27169739
Fucking classic.
>>27172814
It is appreciated while I work to get some green ready. Thanks.
>>27147743
bump
>"Sister! We hath donned our swimming gown and are ready for aforementioned fun n' sun!"
>'Lulu, your enthusiasm is delightful but I'm afraid that style swimsuit is a bit outdated.'
>There's a knock at the princesses chambers
>"It's me, mom."
>"Come in, sunshine."
>Anonymous jogs in wearing a striped swimsuit, swimcap and oversized goggles
>"BULLY DAY FOR AN EXCURSION TO THE COAST, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, MOTHER, AUNTIE?"
>"HA HA, LAST ONE THERE IS A YALE MAN!"
>>27176438
Mother, cover up!
There, isn't that better?
>"...Wonder who the niners are gonna take in the draft this year.."
>'Sister! Dear Nephew is on the phone and wishes to speak with you.'
>"Lulu, he'll never learn responsibility or restraint if we're there to bail him out everytime."
>'Sister, please, h-he could be scared and hurt!'
>"Gimme the phone.."
>"Anonymous?"
>'*HIC* OH T-THANK GODSH ITSH YOU, MOM, THE LAST FEW NUMBERSH I DIALED WERE VERY RUDE."
>"Are you drunk, Anonymous?"
>"....Um...no."
>"Well then you should have no trouble finding your own way home, young man. Perhaps you'll learn a thing or two on the way."
>"MOM, NO D-D-DON'T *HIC* DON'T HANG UP, I'M BEING FOLLOWED BY STREET FILLIES!"
>"Sounds delightful, sweetie, hanging up now, mommy loves you, buh bye"
>"NO! NO, MOM!! OH GOD THEY'RE BACK!! AHHHHH!!! I'M RUBBING THEIR BELLIES, OH GOD!!! HELLL-"
>A panicked Auntie stares at mom as she goes back to her paper
>"Oh don't give me that look, he'll be fiiiine. C'mon..don't worry."
>"Hey. Cupcake."
>"Friggin'..rise and shine dere, lazybones."
>"AND I FRIGGIN' SWEAR, ANONYMOUS, I SEE YOU WEARIN' DAT DAMNED SKINS' JERSEY AGAIN, YA GOIN TO DA MOON."
>>27176438
Haha! Mother, watch this!
>>27177802
>"Anonymous, not at the table."
>tfw this thread
>tfw you realise your own mom never cared
>>27173986
>That filename
It went from cute to fucking hilarious, good on you mate.
>>27178090
>"Tell me again how you saved all those children from Vesuvius, Herc'."
>"Oh, allright."
>"'Blah blah blah Hercules has perfect manners, Anon.'
>"'Bleh bleh bleh, Hercules doesn't sleep in until 2, Anon.'
>"Anonymous, I'd be delighted if you'd train with me later on. Your mother says you could use a strong male figure in your life."
>'I can't even put into words how much I hate you.'
>>27178142
Wanting Hercules to fuck your mom instead of BEING Hercules.
>Are you sure this cape makes me look tough Mom? Isn't it just the blanket from my crib?
>>27147743
>momestia drives to the store
>leaves anon in car because he is throwing a tantrum and it will be just five minutes
>momestia picks a couple things hot dogs, american singles, that shitty offbrand yogurth and a bottle of wine
>goes to pay but her ebt gets rejected
>she appologises embarrased and goes back to the produce sector
>looks in purse but there are only a few quarters there
>she looks around nervously and stuffs everything there
>she goes out but the alarm rings
>momestia gets arrested
>meanwhile anon is locked in car under the sun with no water for hours
>>27178207
>momestia
>ebt
The fuck
https://derpiboo.ru/567678?scope=scpee14f3d00b635a715a33caa520e5f59e66581ad36
>"Anonymous, I've another assembly to hold this afternoon. Best behavior, please."
>'Mom, I'm surprised. When have I ever NOT been on my best behavior?'
>"The most recent assembly comes to mind, sweetheart."
>'Mmm yeah, comes on my mind alot, too, mom.'
>"You know perfectly well what I meant, Anonymous. You WILL be in attendance and you WILL be seated amongst your peers and NOT tongue deep in my backside."
>'Why do you hate fun, mom.'
>"W-WE EMBRACE FUN IN ALL FORMS, NEPHEW, M-MAYHAPS YOUR FAVORITE AUNT IS OVERDUE FOR A REAR LICKING AS WELL!"
>'See? Auntie's a team player.'
>>27178551
thats kinda hot
I'm going to try and get something out tonight. Just no time for anything apart from little bits of green.
>"Good afternoon, students, Principal Celestia reminding you to vote for princess of the fall formal!"
>"Sunshine, hi! Care to cast a ballot?"
>'W-we would not be against you putting it inside our box, nephew.'
>"Lulu, please."
>'Sister, we are just as much woman as thou and we haveth our needs just the same!'
>"Mom, I found this old record in the bargain bin at Vinyl's shop."
>'Ooh,a Neigh-yer album, haven't partied like that in a while, sweetie.'
>"Was uh, wondering why your name is on the inside sleeve."
>'....CAKE, WHO WANTS CAKE.'
>"How come you never told me you were in Neigh-yer, mom."
>>27181107
>>27181107
muh dick.
>>27181170
>>27181107
i'M GOING TO FUCK THAT
>>27181170
Disgusting
>>27181107
>anthro
>fucking 3 fingers per hand
Horrifying
>>27147743
bump
>"Mom."
>"Mom, seriously."
>"You know, this isn't very mature for an ageless deity."
>'Lalalala not touching you~~ I'm not touching you~~'
>"Mom..."
>>27168966
Made me jump
>>27181107
AYY
LMAO
>"Oh, I'm so excited! My most gifted protoge' and my son! Finally!~~"
>'...Mom, you realize I only agreed to this date because she threatened to end all universes in existence, right.'
>"Nonsense, she may be a little..neurotic, but she's a good girl. Her brother says she's a good kisser, too, hubba hubba, right?~"
>'SICK.'
>>27182676
I want to grab two handfuls of that tush and squeeze it together
>>27182913
Surprised this wasn't made sooner. possible story later?
>>27182981
>possible story later
I wish.I'm just the dude, man. I keep us from 404'ing with these shorts.
>>27183047
Again, thanks for that. I do green when I can but just haven't had the time this thread.
Also, if anyone else has pics they want to post with even a prompt to go with them it might be good to get some ideas going. We'll need them after ten years finishes.
>>27183252
I ain't trippin, bruh, this is a monthly thread with no set writefriend besides AfterHours. Anything I can do to keep us going.
>>27183252
The evil Twilight idea would be fun but would it be EQG or pony, cause I see EQG being a good one
>"Oh stop, sweetheart, we were lookers then but now we're just two old ladies."
>'..What?'
>"Mhhmm, we might as well move to Phoenix and drive a golf cart everywhere."
>'You're joking, right? You two? Not gorgeous anymore?'
>"Oh Luna, isn't he a sweetie, trying to make us feel better."
>"You needn't attempt to raise our spirits, nephew, we've accepted our fate as spinsters."
>You can't believe what you're hearing
>Mom & Auntie's senior pictures were beyond supermodel tier, and even now nearing middle age they still turned heads
>"No doubt you'll want to move out, get a girlfriend. *sniff* Oh, my little ray, you grew up too fast."
>'The fuck? NO! Stop this, neither of you are 'old'.'
>Mom & Auntie look surprised and blush
>"Y-you charmer, you."
>'Stop this sillyness, the both of you.'
>Mom&Auntie_tittysandwhichhug_anonfilling.png
>What a good feel, Anon
>Your Mom & Aunt must've been feeling insecure about their looks for some reason and you eased thei-, and they both have their hands in your pants
>'Why do I always fall for this.'
>"..I uh..I thought we had that talk about personal space, Twilight."
>'I-I'm behind the glass, Anonymous.'
>"That's a sneeze guard you got from I don't know where, and the restraining order specifies that 'behind the glass' is not 100 ft away."
>'I c-can't wait until your mom is my mother in law..'
>"Fucks sake."
>>27147743
molestia.
ok it's late.
bumpat niiiight
First time in this thead, what are some of the old classic greentexts?
>>27184769
It's been years since any author in the pastebin links has updated aside from AfterHours; start his 'Ten Years' story.
What I like to do now and then, is browse through old threads.
Night, mom.Please be here in the morning
>"Well, I have some good news and bad news."
>She explains as you rest your back against her.
>"The good news is that the humanization spell seems to have worked. The bad news is that it seems your Auntie Luna got the proportions wrong."
>"Apologies my sister and nephew. Tis 'my bad' as they say."
"Don't worry about it you two. Besides... I don't really mind that much. It's pretty comfy here anyway."
>You feel your mom hold you in a hug, especially feeling her very large breasts pressing against the top of your head.
>"Oh sunshine..."
>Today was a your mom became huge and insisted on being your pillow kind of day.
>>27184769
Depends on what you are looking for. If you want a sweet story and/or feels, you should read the one from Blue Feather, or "Ten Years" and "Kidnapped" from AfterHours. If you want incest and other fetish stuff check Crimson or LoreLove. You can find all the links in the archive I posted a few days agonot sure if anyone has noticed though
>>27183047
I appreciate your effort, man. Honestly, I wish I was able to write greens. I made a few oneshots in other threads, but it takes me forever to finish them since I have to translate what by brain churns out. And on top of that, most of the times my brain just goes pic related.
>"Mom! Mom, look!"
>"Dad's home!"
>"P-pardon me, Anonymous-kun, but, m-may I study with you?"
>'Huh? Oh, uhh su-..Mom?!'
>"Shhh, sweetheart, I'm just an ordinary student, a-and you're my sandpie~."
>'I think you mean senpai.'
>"FUCK MY URETHRA PUSSY, SENSEI."
>>27186708
Every day we move further from God's light.
>>27186342
>and I've brought more whor---I mean maids for you to fuc- I mean rap- uh ravag-shit I mean you know what yea fuck. I deal with your mother later
>>27186792
>"T-that's nice, dad, but um..we're they out of pony & minotaur wenches?"
>Dad smiles
>'Atta boy, variety IS the spice of life. Say no more, champ, I gotcha next time.'
>buddychrist.png
>"WILL YOU STOP BRINGING MY OUR SON WHORES!"
>Mom storms out of the room
>Dad sighs "Alright girls, you heard the old lady, all ashore what's goin ashore, back to the slave trader."
>'H-heeey um, dad..do they HAVE to go back right now? I figure since they're already here, it couldn't hurt to have them..tidy a thing or two in my room.'
>>27186894
>my our son
Ah goddamnit
>>27172377
>"Anon, I know you have a hard time understanding me but you need to finish your homework before bed young colt."
>Anon tried his hardest but all he really heard was a bunch of garble that sounded vaguely of a structured sentence and shrugged.
"I'm sorry Celestia, but for for the love of god I've done my best to make it clear that I can't understand a thing you're saying"."
>The only reason you know her name is because that their written language seemed to be some weird mix of English and random lines, so you at least half understood what it said.
>But you were still left without a clear form of communication without being able to completely understand their language.
>The best you could pick up is that they didn't seem to know what you were or how you got here, so you were stuck here for the foreseeable future.
>You didn't really care, rainbow horse land wouldn't be your first choice, but it's better than the orphanage you would of had to stay in the next eight years.
>The other thing is that Celestia, the Queen of horse land from what you could speculate, wanted to be the one to watch over you.
>Again, you didn't care.
>You were gonna have a hard time no matter who you lived with because of the language barrier.
>Celestia at least seemed nice enough, being patient as you tried to figure out what the other wanted, bringing you different foods until you settled on good ol' PB and J's as something you could actually consume, and all around just being a pleasant horse person to be around.
>So it honestly made you feel a bit bad when ever she would get upset about something like she was now.
>"Oh this child...Anon honey, do you see this paper ?"
>Celestia waved a paper in the air as she spoke, catching your attention.
>"This is your homework for tonight."
>She floated the paper and a pencil over to you.
>Grabbing them form her magic you look over the sheet more carefully.
>It looked to be some kind of language learning sheet.
>Oh.
>>27186937
habbeding
>>27186937
"Okay okay, I get it, I forgot that about my language work for the day. I'll get started on it as soon as I get back to my room."
>You gave Celestia a thumbs up, the only thing that seemed to be understood as a positive gesture.
>Celestia seemed to just looked stunned by your gesture, so you went on your way.
>You still didn't really understand her.
>Ever since you got here Celestia as been acting weird around you.
>She seemed to always be a bit more attentive towards you and going a bit more out her way to help you with stuff.
>She was also very...cuddly.
>Always nuzzling or hugging you.
>She even kissed you on the forehead once.
>Horse people are strange, but it was kinda nice.
>Anyway you make to your room, which you would like to note is only a brisk walk from Celestia's room.
>Sitting at the desk in the corner you get to work.
>You hated doing paper work, but seeing as this was being giving to you from the queen of a land herself and is was to help you understand what they were saying you sucked it up and dug in.
>A few hours later and you were done, you guessed.
>Until Celestia looked it over you honestly had no idea rather or not you made any progress.
>While you were working something began to nag at the back of your mind.
>Something about the way Celestia acts around you.
>Looking out a window you see that it was getting late and.
>Deciding it was probably a good idea to put those thoughts aside for now and get ready for bed you go lay down when you hear a knock at the door.
"Get a banana for the foot!"
>You laughed at your own joke.
>Seeing as how you couldn't be understood in the least you've taken to saying whatever you wanted to some things.
>Not realizing what you really said Celestia walks in.
>This wasn't that strange as she always came by to pick up your language paper at night.
>To night however she came straight over to you and sat on the bed next to you.
>She didn't say anything so you just waited.
>>27187314
Celestia POV
("This silly little boy, what will I ever do with you?")
>You had been really thrown off from him just putting a finger in the air in that way he always does and then just walking off.
>It honestly was very confusing to say the least, not that it normally wasn't when your son is an alien being that spoke a completely different language, but that was just all part of the charm.
>You had been walking around the castle trying your darnedest to think about how to handle him.
>Without a proper way to talk to him it was all a bunch of guess work which meant that he got away with a lot more than you were comfortable with.
>A diet of just nothing but PB and J sandwichs could not be healthy.
>But he was a good boy, always trying his best to work with you or any other pony for that matter despite the language gap.
>Smiling down at his perplexed look you use your magic to tuck him in for the night and lean down to give him a good night kiss on the cheek.
"I know you can't really understand me right now Anon dear, but I hope you can still feel all my love when ever I speak to you. Your my little ray of sunshine and I do really hope I get to show you how excited I am to be your mother after being alone for so long."
>One more quick nuzzle.
"Good night dear, I love you."
>Remembering his homework you quickly grab it before blowing out his night stand candle and leaving, but not before giving him one last heart felt smile.
>After closing the door you get to your room, eager to finish up some last minuet work of your own and getting to bed before it got too much later.
>>27187433
>I do really hope I get to show you how excited I am to be your mother after being alone for so long
>after being alone for so long
>>27187433
Anon POV
>That happened.
>Not really sure what was going on you let Celestia come in, tuck you in, kiss you on the cheek, talk some about something, blow out the candle and grab your paper before leaving.
>Again, that nagging thought came back.
>The way she keeps acting, it reminds you of something.
>Something you remember seeing a lot from the inside of the orphanage back home.
>Something you never had before...
"OH MY GOD"
>You suddenly sit up in bed as it hits you what Celestia is doing!
"Celestia's falling in love with me!"
>It all made sense, the closeness, the lovey dovey attitude, the kissing and nuzzling, she was getting feeling for you!
"Oh man...Could I even love a horse?!"
You begin to freak out, not really sure how to react to all this, as in a room just a few feet away another discovery is made.
>"Oh dear, he completely failed this one too."
>Celestia looked over the not graded F- homework with a frown.
>"This is going to take longer than I thought."
And that's it for right now, but I think I like what I'm making here. What do ya'll think?
>>27187516
Not bad.
How old is Anon here, like 10?
>>27187546
Right on the dot me friendo.
>You are Celestia...
>"Ok, i accept"
>...
>What?
>...
>"What"
>"I said that yes, let's give it a try"
>"Wait a second... are you for real?"
>...
>"Well, we've been through this for a long time; I mean, coming from my part it think you deserve a try and maybe... "
>"Oh my Faust, you are for real..."
>"Well... yeah! You and i have been friends for a long time now, maybe it is time to come up and step up my game and come to things."
>"But you always say-"
>"Yes, i know i can be a very overbearing and a bucker all the time, but i think that it's time to maybe make peace and see if maybe what you said is true"
>"What are you-"
>WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING BEHIND THIS WALL!
>BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKINGCHARGEBUCKINGSPELLINEEDTOSEETHISSHIT!!
>NOW WITH THIS YOU CAN...
>HIS HAND IS TOUCHING HER CHEEK, BUT NO IN A FORCEFUL WAY
>It's more of a caring way
>You know how harsh or soft those hands can be
>"I know that what i'm doing right now is weird knowing our history together"
>You can see your student squirming uncomfortably
>Those hands that you watched and felled since the time that you falled in love for him
>Those hands that you witnessed grow into what are now
>"But i truly think it's time to give this a try or send this to tartarus for ever"
>His eyes now full of disgust and what you can see...
>Strength?
>"So... Are you up the challenge?"
>Your student is trembling on her hooves
>You have to move quick!
>THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITED FOR!!
>You have to make this so your student stop blowing
>[Spoilers]That comes later[Spoilers]
>You star to charge your teleportation spell when you look at your protégé
>Her eyes, even with tears streaming from her face are filled with determination
>You can see that flame coming from her eyes and feel the energy coming from her
>This feeling
>You know this feeling
>You've felled this energy coming from a long gone time
>"Yes, i want this and i will keep my word"
>"There is just one thing left"
>Says your little prince
>OHCOMEON!!
>SWEETIEHEARTYOUAREKILLINGYOURYOUNGANDBEAUTIFULMOTHER!
>"What are you talking about now?, it's this one of you schemes or are you just-"
>A finger stops her from continuing her rambling
>So smooth Nonny...
>"Twilight, don't make me regret this shit ok?, i said that i'll be more open and give this a change, the only thing that it's left is..."
>!!!
>COMEONECOMEONCOMEON
>JUST THAT BUCKING KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR AND MAKE THIS WORK
>"... Is what?"
>You can't facehoof even harder
>You know it!
>She knows it!
>Anon looks at her expectantly
>"Eh..."
>MEBUCKINGDAMNIT!!
>THIS CAN'T BE MORE FRUSTATING!!
>"Do you watch Animoo?"
>...
>WRAAAAAAAA-
>You are Anonymous
>Right now you are dealing with this little pony stalker
>She has been your friend since a long time ago
>And from a year from now, she's been you stalker and vigilant
>You enjoyed the time you've been friends for a long time
>And even with your negative answers, you know that this has to stop
>I mean, she is cute and has a lot to learn
>That and your mom has pushed the both of you togethe for a long time
>You didn't when to the same school just beacuse you can't do magic
>But you started seeing that things all the time from time to time
>Even more when there were more fillies and foals in the court time
>She was always sticking with you
>You though it was weird
>But now
>Maybe it's time to give this an oportunity
>Maybe that time in ponyville finally helped her
>She got her wings and now is has an apprentice
>Yeah, maybe-
>"Do you watch Animoo?"
>...
>Ok, maybe not much
>But you are a knight damn it!
>You are to give chances and help people
>And charm and fuck princesses
>Except your mother of course
>Maybe aunty
>But she is for extension mom too
>FUCK, BUT DAT PLOT ALL OVER THE MOON
>AND DAT SUN!
>(PRAISINGINTENSIFIES)
>>27187709
>oh my faust
>fucked up spoiler
No, no, no, shhhh, we're not doing that.Or if you are going to try, maybe be better and don't suck.
>>27187709
>>27187731
Lol wut?
Going to be out doing some normie bullshit. Keep the torch lit, mama's boys.
>>27187871
I'll be trolling around, can't guarantee more content though.
>>27157911
>>27157933
add these:
http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi
>>27187953
Thanks, I will add them for the next thread.
>>27187516
It's good to have an old writer back. Good green so far.
>>27172377
If you guys are serious about getting some glorious momlestia winces ITT that the other thread just cant appreciate, then lets go with this
>>27152225
>>27152225
>>27152225
>>27156051
>>27156051
Bumping for more oedipal complex
Can we get a drawfag to draw young Anon like Prince George in his little bath robe meeting foreign dignitaries.
Not no where near done, but a glimpse to show that I am working on something special.
>>27186894
Okay I just realized something. Why does his dad have to keep bringing him New Slaves. What exactly is anon doing to them that he requires a constant stream of new whores.
Sorry for the delay, lots of real world stuff going on by me. Just hope this was worth the wait for you guys and that I don’t disappoint. Previously, Anon was sent back to earth and was talking with Discord in hopes of getting back home to Equestria. Meanwhile Celestia has been left despondent after witnessing Twilight use the Elements of Harmony on her son, leading her to tell Twilight that she is dead to her. The whole story can be found here http://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
-Celestia-
>You lay on your bed in your room.
>You are far from the regal or majestic figure your little ponies think of you as.
>No, instead you are a broken and shattered version of what you should be for them.
>A mere shadow of the princess you once were.
>And you had done this all to yourself.
>If you hadn’t gone to the old castle, he would still be here with you.
>Rage filled your heart as you flew back to Canterlot.
>The events at the castle still fresh in your mind.
>You were ashamed, embarrassed, and angry at yourself for being used by that… thing.
>It was like a living nightmare, seeing and hearing everything going on around you yet powerless to stop any of it.
>And then she, your former most faithful student, used the Elements of Harmony on your son.
>Since you couldn’t find him after everything had ended, you know that he wasn’t just purified like Luna was.
>And since you didn’t find a statue of him, you knew he wasn’t turned to stone as the elements had done to Discord.
>That leaves the unpleasant possibility of banishment.
>But to where and for how long, you don’t know.
>It’s possible that he was sent back to earth, but you can’t be sure.
>It’s also possible that he’s still possessed by that thing wherever he is.
>But again, you can’t be sure.
>And that’s what makes him missing hurt so much.
>The unknowing.
>Just like last time, you don’t know for certain if he’s alive or dead.
>>27192893
>You don’t know where he is or if he’s even safe.
>The only thing you do know is that there’s nothing you can do to help him.
>By the time you arrived back in Canterlot, the rage you felt was replaced by sadness and regret.
>You landed on your balcony and walked to your bed, trying in vain to keep your emotions in check.
>Once at your bedside, the weight of everything that has happened caused you to collapse and weep for your lost son.
>That special part of your soul that is now gone.
>You cried until every last tear that was in your body had been shed.
>It lasted for what had to be several hours, but it could have been just minutes instead.
>It might have been day instead.
>Time no longer had any meaning to you.
>Nothing has any real meaning to you anymore.
>This entire affair is painfully similar to ten years ago.
>How he vanished without a trace, and even the guards with him didn’t know what happened.
>You remember how you took the lead in looking for him, and personally headed countless search parties.
>You barely ate or slept for about a week after his disappearance.
>Not a single train, wagon, airship, or boat moved without you knowing exactly who and what was on board.
>Even Luna searched for his dreams but couldn’t find any trace of him.
>After that, she looked in everypony’s dreams to see if anypony had even seen him.
>But the results were always the same.
>Slowly, search parties were sent out less frequently as fewer and fewer volunteers stepped forward to look for him.
>And why should they?
>He wasn’t their son.
>He wasn’t even their kind, as you overheard one noble say when he thought you were out of earshot.
>But you didn’t need them, you would search for him alone if you had to.
>And so you did.
>You searched for days, into weeks, into months with no luck.
>Luna finally convinced you to stop and to think about everypony else who needed you.
>So with a heavy heart, you complied with her wishes.
>>27192926
>You needed to stop thinking like a mother and start thinking like a princess again.
>’The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few,’ was the mantra you kept telling yourself.
>But that didn’t make it any easier.
>You tried to fill your schedule so that there was never a lull or break.
>If you were constantly busy, then your mind wouldn’t wander and think about him.
>You became more and more involved with Twilight’s lessons.
>She became like a daughter to you.
>You would have done anything for her, and she repays you by using the elements on Anon?
>The thought of her right now, after what she did, makes you-
>”Sister?”
>Luna’s voice comes from your doorway.
>You look up from your bed and see her standing patiently looking back at you.
>How long has she been standing there?
>Examining her closer, you notice that she is heavily bandaged.
>Your eyes widen as you gaze upon this grim reminder of what you did while possessed.
>”Do not fear my sister…”
>She states while walking into your room with a noticeable limp.
>”It will take more than anything that foul creature could do to fell the Princess of the Night.”
>She claims confidently with a smile.
>You can’t tell if her bravado is more for her sake or your own.
>But her smile slowly fades as she continues to look at you.
>She dares not ask how you are feeling, she already knows the answer.
>”Twilight Spar-“
“Don’t…”
>You cut her off.
>”But sister, Twili-“
“No!”
>You almost yell at her.
>She makes no attempt to continue and stands where she is.
>Silence filling the gap between the two of you.
“Don’t even mention her. Not after what she did.”
>Anger has found its way back into your voice as you turn away from her.
“If I live the rest of my life without seeing or hearing from her, I would not regret it.”
>You look at the framed picture of Anon and you that sits on your night stand.
“She’s dead to me after what she’s done.”
>>27192946
>You say closing your eyes.
>Everything feels dead to you without him.
>”Would it have been better if you had killed her?”
>Your eyes quickly open and you look at her.
“What?”
>Would you have preferred if you had killed her when you were possessed?”
>You pause and think about it.
>”If you had, then Anonymous would still be here. Granted, you would have remained a possessed puppet. But, Anonymous would still be here.”
“That’s not fair Luna. There had to be another way. They could have used the elements on me instead.”
>You go over the possible outcomes of them being used on you.
>Stone, banishment, purification, or worse.
“It should have been me, not him.”
>”The Elements of Harmony were not used on you because Anonymous expressly forbid it.”
“What? Why?”
>You ask, shocked by what you just heard.
>You again look at the picture of your young son.
>”From what I was told, Anonymous believed that Equestria could survive without him in case something would have happened. However, he did not believe it could survive without you.”
>She says as she walks to your bed and sits down next to you.
>She winces in pain, but tries to keep you from seeing it.
>”He wanted to make sure that you would be safe. He wanted to make sure all of Equestria would be safe. Thanks to him and the Elements of Harmony, Twilight Sparkle included, it is.
>You hang your head in silence and think about her words.
>”You know that I would lay down my life to protect Anonymous, as I know you would do as well. Do you think that he would not hesitate to do the same for either of us, you especially?”
>She explains and drapes her good wing over you.
>You think back at how Anon tried to protect Twilight from Solar Flare, even at great peril to himself.
>How he distracted Solar Flare so that Luna could be taken to safety.
>And how he sacrificed himself so that you could be saved.
>Your heart still aches remembering him, and most likely will for some time.
>>27192749
>"Sauron, I've come to terms with our son owning whores, after much, MUCH therapy, but why do you constantly need to have new ones brought over? And for that matter what keeps happening to the old ones?"
>"No idea honey bunches, you'd have to ask him. I'd just be careful, i he really needs new ones all the time I don't want to imagine what he does to the old ones."
>Celestia's face blushed as well contorted into slight disgust.
>"And that's why I don't think about it."
MEANWHILE
>"So we;re really free to go?"
"Yeah, just keep quiet about how you got free and stay away from the castle, I can't get grounded again."
>"THANK YOU THANK YOU TH-"
>You shove a hand over the girls mouth quickly to shut her up.
"Yeah yeah I get it, now get out of here."
>The girls all nod before shuffling off from the secret passage connected to your room.
>When the last girl left you sighed and closed the wall.
>Grabbing a chair, a comic, a mix tape marked "Sexy Noises" and your boombox you pop the tape in and let it play as you kick back and start where you left off in "Deadpony" #164.
"Dad really needs to stop doing that to innocent girls, it's getting aggravating to have to keep freeing them all behind his back..."
>>27192958
>But you also feel something else while thinking about him.
>A tremendous sense of pride.
“No, he wouldn’t hesitate. And he didn’t for any of us.”
>You look over to your sister who responds with a smile.
>”Though Anonymous is not blood, I could not have asked for better kin than him. His kind and strong heart, along with his actions further prove that he is indeed his mother’s son.”
>She stands and slowly starts to walk away.
>”I know you are sad and angry. But please realize you are not the only one who has lost something this day. To direct that anger you feel at those around you is understandable, but it does not make it any less wrong to do so. I beg you not to discard a friendship you have had for years over this.”
>She stops at your door and turns towards you.
>”Twilight Sparkle also wished to return Anonymous’ belongings he had left at her castle. She said you should have them, along with the report on him that you requested. They have all been placed in his old room.”
“Thank you Luna.”
>You respond automatically.
>More things to remind you of what you lost.
>”Twilight Sparkle also wanted me to tell you that she would like to attempt to create a locator spell for Anonymous. However, she would need access to several of his items for calibration purposes. Given the last exchange the to of you had, she wanted your approval before she did anything on her own.”
>Of all the ponies in the world, there are few who would be better suited for this task than Twilight.
>If the locator spell worked, knowing her she would probably attempt a portal or dimensional bridge spell.
>You need her help.
>And she offered it to you freely without you even asking her for it.
>You feel ashamed with yourself for how you treated her.
>You let your emotions get the better of you and you took it out on one of your closest friends.
>>27192983
>”Would you like me to contact her for you?”
“No, I will speak with her myself. My outburst earlier to her was uncalled for and was unbefitting of a princess.it was no way to treat a savior of Equestria, and especially a friend.”
>You notice a smile creep onto your sister’s face.
“She was following the orders of the Prince of Equestria, and there was no malice or ill will in her actions. I must make amends for what I have done and can only hope she forgives me.”
>”I am sure that she will. Now if you will excuse me, I must return to the infirmary before the physician or nurses discover my absence.”
>You smile and nod to her which she again returns before leaving.
>You are left alone with your thoughts once more, but now you have a glimmer of hope.
>Perhaps Twilight will be able to help with a locator spell.
>Who knows, she might even be able to help find a way to bring him home again too.
>It’s a longshot, but at this point it’s all you have left.
>You need to focus on the positives right now.
>Otherwise you’ll spiral into depression like last time.
>Simply focus on what you can control and ignore what you can’t.
>Of course that’s easier said than done.
>For now, you should apologize to Twilight.
>You could send a letter, but that might not be the best after your last encounter.
>No, this should be something you do face to face.
>You owe her that much at least.
>You get up and start walking to your balcony.
>Anon worked so hard by himself for ten years to get home, it’s your turn now to do everything you can to bring him back.
>You extend your wings and are ready to-
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Ulif-peWc
>Music fills the halls and filters into your room.
“What?”
>”Listen baby, ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low, ain't no river wide enough baby…”
>It takes a moment, but you recognize this song as one Anon played for you.
>Could it be?
>>27193006
>You instantly begin your teleportation spell and close your eyes, concentrating on his room.
>The familiar magical “Crack’ fills your ears.
>You open your eyes confirming you are in his room.
>You hope against hope to see him standing there, waiting for you.
>But all you see is his music player and speaker still playing the song.
>And just like hat, your hopes are dashed.
>You scan the room, but of course you don’t find him.
>You’ve lost count over the last few days of how often you’ve felt this feeling.
>But if it wasn’t Anon, then who started the music?
>You hope a guard didn’t start playing around with Anon’s things, for their sake.
>”… Just call my name, I’ll be there in a hurry. You don’t have to worry.”
“Oh Anon…”
>”Mom.”
>Your head moves instantly towards the voice.
>There he is!
>Your son stands before you.
>It’s like he appeared out of nowhere.
“Please…”
>You whisper.
“Please don’t be a dream.”
>You stand still and look at him, hoping that your mind isn’t playing tricks on you.
“Please be real...”
>You see tears form in his eyes as he looks at you.
>He instantly runs to you, wrapping you in his arms and holds you tight.
>”This isn’t a dream mom, I’m real, I promise. I’m back! I thought I lost you again, but I’m back!”
>He says though his tears.
>You wrap him in your forelegs and then with wrap him in your wings.
>You don’t know how, but your sunshine has returned.
Good night guys, I'm heading to bed.
>AfterHours update
I'm hopeful about the direction but I know if he's there by Discord's doing, he probably didn't do it for free.
Night, mom
"Ok mom, wow, i know you like this things, but you don't have to bride me to do it!"
>"It's just that i'm inpatient Nonny!"
>You are Princes Anonymous Invictus Solance Lunaire
>Right now you are just being levitated to your room
>I know i know.
>What are we going to do in bed mom?
>POMF
>Nope
>Not nearly
>Even if mom has a nice plot
>And everyone knows that she's off limits
>I'M TALKING TO YOU GRIFFON KING!
>Well as i was saying
>Right now we are in my room and doing things with mom
>Yeah it sound sexy but it's not
>"YEAH! It's charging, now it's only matter of a little time!"
>What we are doing is out activity time of the day
>Since she doesn't want you to be an indoors prince, she made sure for you to be just like her shadow
>Now you do things with her
>This time, it's videogames
>We 've played like 5 games, but now she is very interested in this one
>She sees it as an oportunity to bond between the two of you
>This time is one game that she bough herself
>Just thinking the clerk of the game shop and all the nerds losing their collective shit was fun enough
>Maybe she bough something silly
>I mean "The last of us" doesn't sound that good
>What could posibly be bad?
>>27193804
>You are Princess Celestia Invictus Solance
>Princess and regent of the kingdom of Equestria
>But right now, you are just the new flamant partner in this new adventure with you and your son
>Since you convince him to go on places with you, now you feel more connected to him than ever
>You share with him one of you hobbies
>Even if cake is delicious
>Make one is even more, and more fun tough
>But now you are going to share one of his hobbies with him
>You even bough a game for this moment
>You searched for the down town store
>That clerk needs to take a bath
>But that doesn't matter now
>You knew what to buy thanks to one of your friends from an good doing organization
>The association of Mothers in favor of Involment for Love and Friendship in the branch of Safety and Security
>Good mare with a very cherry son
>Just like your Nonny when he was very young
>You still can remember the times you made him mount you
>Not in that way, you dirty
>But...maybe just a little...
>No!
>No, you are his mother!
>Yes, remember what you are doing
>Now you are going to play the game that your marefriend told you it's good for both of you
>The title seems weird "The last of us", sounds a bit boring
>But maybe it's what you need, an easy game to start
>And even ever, with your sunshine by you side
>Nothing can't make this bad!
>>27193022
>that music
>that scene
Beautiful. Good night you grossly incandescent hero.
>>27193022
The feels. The FEELS. I don't know what else to say. Marvelous.
>"No. No, no, and more no."
>'Anonymous, please, it's just one date and it would really solidify bonds between our two nations.'
>"Ah goddamnit, fine..when will she be here?"
>'You should be able to tell when the ground starts shaking..'
>"What?"
>'Nothing!- Oh look, here she is now. Anonymous, meet Princess Tumblrina Hamplanet.'
>"Heheheh leds meg bebiez, luverboi :DDD"
>>27195181
This is why i need National Socialism
>>27195181
>>27195205
>>27195286
"You doesnt meg my sister crie or we have probs, ya digs? :DDD"
>>27193804
>>27193877
Lik wut bra?
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
WHERE ARE MY TENDIES YOU FUCKING WHORE?"
>"Shit." thought Celestia
>She didn't want Anon to bombard the East Wing with his pissbottles again
>"RISE WITH THE DAY, SUNBEAM!"
>'Ahhhh!! What the fuck?!..Mom?'
>"VERILY, NEPH-..SON. TIS I, MOMMY DEAREST."
>'What's got you breaking out ye olde caps lock voice, 'mom'.'
>"NO SPECIAL OCC-..pardon. No special occasion, son of mine. Whatsay we venture down to the dining hall for our morning intake of nutrients!"
>'...Breakfast?'
>"YE-, yes."
>'I'm game'. You say, hopping on Auntie's back
>"YEEGADS, ANONYMOUS! The body is willing, b-but out here in the open?"
>'What, mom? This is how we alllways~ go down to have breakfast, remember?'
>She was still such a silly horse for an eons old demigod
>Before this mask, she'd previously dyed her mane and painted her coat white
>"Good morning, Prince Anonymous, and to you as well Your Highness" A maid greeted
>"Y-YES, IT IS I, THEE HIGHNESS. YOU ARE TO SAY NOTHING OF WHAT YOU ARE SEEING BEFORE YOU, SERVANT!"
>'C'mon Auntie~, we should get there before mom kills the first two tables of food.'
>"Ofcourse! SISTER WILL UNDOUBTEDLY RAVAGE THE BANQUET LIKE A STARVING ZEBRICAN FOAL!"
>"DAMN THIS MASK TO TARTARUS, DO SISTERS EYES HAVE THEIR OWN ZIPCODES, WHY ARE THEY SO FAR APART!"
>>27184186
This is one of my favorite parts of this thread
>>27196039
heh
KK, Celestia's main sprite is done, now to work on little Anon.
>>27196152
>"ANONYMOUS. DARLING."
>"LIGHT. OF MY LIFE."
>>27196204
Kek, this came to mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZV5q8VhwwQ
>>27196249
>"I'm not gonna hug ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hug ya. I'm just going to suck your dick in! Gonna suck it right the fuck in!"
"S-STAY AWAY FROM ME! DON'T HUG ME!"
>"I'm not gonna hug you..."
"STAY AWAY! S-STOP IT!"
>"Stop swinging the dick...put the dick down...Anon? Anon...gimme the diiiiick..."
>>27196372
>gimme the diiiiick...
Bump for R63 Mompone shenanigans
>"Oh my word-, ANONYMOUS! Officer, what did he do?"
>'Well gosh golly gee ding dang dong, you just lemme rattle off the laundry list of transgressions this bad news bear has commited, dontcha know!'
>Anonymous stands nearby with his hands cuffed in front of him, trying not to laugh
>"Hush, Anonymous, this is no time for jokes."
>'Mom, please, Governor Ventura is about to tell you all the baaad things I did.'
>'Mhmm!-HEY! DISRESPECTING THE ACCENT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! *ahem* Loitering in a no loitering area, square dancing in a roundhouse, cattle wrestling, excessive petting in public, the attempted petting of an OFFICER!'
>'Why gee willikers, it's enough to make ya go bonkers!'
>Anonymous bursts out laughing
>"STOP, OH GOD, STOP!! IT HURTS-,MY FUCKING SIDES!"
>'THAT'S INSULTING AN OFFICER, BUB!'
>>27197076
>Square dancing in the round house
>Excessive petting
>Petting of an officer
Solid giggle.
So I need your opinion before I move forward, you guys think this young Anon looks alright?
>>27197552
Little Nonny is looking good
>>27197552
he looks like ET in a suit
"Are you sure this is going to work Rarity?"
>"Of course. The way I hear it, Anon has maids going in and out of his room all day. And you know what that means."
"... it means he has a messy room?"
>"Oh for- Twilight, darling, you may be book smart but you are street dumb."
"Hey!"
>"I'm just saying it because I love you like a sister. But no, it means he can't keep his hands off maids. And once he sees you, well let's just say he'll be eating out of the palm of your hand."
"Right, right. But why are you dressed up too?"
>"What? Oh no reason- moral support for you I mean. Now we just need to keep a low profile so no one susspects we shouldn't be here."
"Right, I can do that."
>>"Hey you two."
>A guard calls to you both.
"I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!"
>"Smooth darling."
>>"Okay, anyway you two get to the prince's quarters."
>"Both of us? Oh my..."
>The guard escorts you both to his room.
>This is it!
>The door opens to reveal his room in a mess, with his clothes strewn everywhere.
>>"Try to get it clean by the time his highness returns."
>The guard leaves.
>"So I guess he does need maids to clean his room. I never thought the prince would be so messy."
"He normally isn't."
>"How do you know?"
"Well, when I sneak into his room after he leaves, to rummage through his clothes it normally looks fine."
>"What?"
"It isn't my fault. He keeps moving his underwear so I can't find them."
>"You're an idiot."
>>27197552
Princess Dig Dug meets Frogger.
>>27197599
>"Anonymous, sweetheart, are you in he-"
>'MMMM OH STARS ABOVE, YESSSS'
>Twilight is rolling around in a pile of Anon's dirty laundry
>Rarity is rating the princes wardrobe
>'Oh how ghastly, does Guy Fieri dress him?'
>"*AHEM*"
>'PRINSHESS?!' Twilight says with a mouthful of boxers
>Rarity pretends to be doing maid stuff
>'Ehhh no speaka, I just..um...lemon pledge?'
>"That's quite alright, Maria, you're new, but Twilight here should know better. I'm very disappointed in you. No Good Princess points for you."
>'B-but that's..r-..r..REEE!!'
I know the teasing without real content is annoying, but I just want the thread to live while I work on my little project, so here's an update on it so far.
>>27198126
I want to play oregon trail with mom.
>"Anonymous, no!"
>'FOOD, MOM.'
>"Oh that poor, poor rabbit.."
>'WE'VE LOST ALL THE PARTY AND AUNTIE HAS DYSENTERY!'
>"Why do we always fight after fording a river."
>"Anonymous, this is taking it a bit far, don't you think."
>>27198492
Oh Senior! He's so manly.
>>27196372
>Anon...gimme the diiiiick..
"How about fucking nooooo"
>*elopes in the night with Fluttershy*
>>27193877
Continue pls
>>27197589
Animation is really hard, even a stupid couple seconds of pixel art.
>>27193877
>Oh, setting the characteristics
>This technology is more including than ever
>This can be fun
---5 minutes into the game---
>Aww
>That mare with his son!
>That reminds you when Anon would wait for you to tell you how his day was
>You would always arrive to your bed, ready to sleep
>When you lied on your bed, you feeled a little giggling lump under you
>Always empty at the end, but with enough just for you and him to talk together
>Nighty night baby...
>His smile reminds you why-
-ring-
>Oh, we have a sister, and something is on
>Oh there we go, we are in the way, to mom's room we go
>Where is-
boom
--- 5 minutes later ---
>DON'T WORRY BABY, MOMMY GOT YOU!
>WE ARE GETTING OUT OR HERE!
>LUNA! LUNA, WHERE THE BUCK ARE YOU!
>THAT ALLY, YEAH-OHBUCK!
>You left your little sister behind
>Again
>This can't be good, but she will be alright
>She has to be
>But you have better things to go
>THE HIGHWAY!
>...
>...
>Please... let us...
>...
>FUCK YEAH LUNA!
>SHE IS THE FUCKING MARE!
>SHE IS...
>no
>Nononononononon!
>NO!,MY BABY, NO!
>TAKE ME BUT NOT MY BABY!
>LUNA GET YOUR BUCKING FLANK HERE
>NO BABY NO!
"ANOOOON!"
>You yell with all you heart
>Your baby boy just died
>And you did nothing to save him
>Just like everyhing in your life
>First your sister, and then your son
>He is gone
>Your everything
>Your only light in this darkness
>Anonymous is...
>"Mom?"
>What was that?
>"Mom, are you ok?, feeling right?
>You turn your head and see your son, in flesh and bone right beside you
>His eyes looking at you
>Faster than any bucking guard with a crossbow, you extend your wing and with all your might, hug your boy
>Nothing is going to take him away from you
>This game maybe prophetic
>Maybe is just your paranoid side speaking to you
>Like the time when you thought Twilight was a reptilian
>But just to make sure of it
>You make a magical mental note to remember to search about inmortality
>But now it's not the moment, now is time to hug it up.
>>27200872
>You are Anon
>Mom is huhhin the living life out of you
>Your back is popping
>Maybe next time it will be just tetris
>Today was a "mom gets too inmerse in the game some times" kind of day
>>27192614
>>27196204
>>27197552
>>27198126
>>27200264
OH GOD IT'S DONE. Thought it was time /mom/ got some art made for her instead of just green text, not that After Hours isn't doing an amazing job, but it's nice. Even if it's a shitty short pixel animation.
>>27200872
>>27200906
Dud, wuuuut~?
>>27201501
>>27201501
Comfy, bruh.
>>27201501
majestic
>>27201514
yeah boi!
and again and again!
>"Anonymous, my son..."
>You are Anon
"Mmmm"
>Right now you are reading some of the report that mom had left in her desk
>This is the 3th time in all of this papers that the name of your cousin Blueblood had appeared in her papers
>Maybe he is not as snoobish as you tough
>Yeah, he may be a dick to you, but he is a dick with the heart in the right place
>To think you are behind the leader of an entire nation and religion is kind of extrange
>There is too much of this world to just staying in that room
>The delegade from griffonstone seems quite intereset to go and meet the royal family
>Meeting the king and princess
>Saying that the princess is getting into age seems weird
>She is not wine, but whatever
>The letter said that you are requide in that meeting
>That's why you are here, reading documents
>That may help you to make a new friend
>Twily always said to you that to know the customs and traditions helps to understand and to have a best friend faster
>And she is the princess of friendship-dangit!
>She knows everything that is to know about all that things
>She has to have so many friends
>She even makes space in her journy to just do things with you
>Swimming, running, even cuddling together
>She is always there to help you out
>She even helps you decide on what to wear
>Always shorts and they are a little small, but it doesn't matter
>You like Twily
>But now you need that knowledge that she gave you to be the best Anon that you can be
>To have another friend in your little list of friends that you have
>You are not allowed to leave the castle alone
>And you take classes via crystal proyections in real time
>But now, it's the real deal
>And you know that with the help of Twily's knowledge, you are going to be ok!
>You are Anon, 9 years old and you are going to chew gum and make some friends
>>27202085
Maybe that Celestia would have made it to save her son Anon D. Solaris from the law.
>>27202196
Wut wut?
>>27202206
So who would be Anon's brother?
>>27202236
i don't fucking know
>>27202206
>Mombeard succeeds
>Whitebeard died
Man, I'm rewatching that arc right now, too.
>>27202085
>"Twiraito, you'd better have came to tell me my beloved son is unharmed."
I'm thinking about writing a crossover between this thread and My Little Progress: Technology isn't magic.
>Pony-wan never told you what happened to your mother...
>She told me enough!
>She told me you killed her!
>No, Nonny. *I* am your mother...
>>27204103
>"I, am your m-"
>'Hey can I play with one?'
>"These are weapons, not toys, my young padawan son."
>'You've got like 4, what, jedi can't share?'
>>27204103
>"Nonny! How am I supposed to work this thing without fingers?!"
"I don't know, I kinda thought you'd be able to use your magic!"
>"Well niether my magic or my hooves are working on this "SMART" phone and-"
*BEEP BEEP*
>"I SWEAR IF THIS THING BEEPS AT ME ONE MORE TIME!"
"Mom please calm down, that cost three hundred bits to bu-"
*BEEP*
>"ARRRRRGH!!!"
"MOM NO!"
>Celestia chucks the phone out a window, a beep slowly fading into the distance as it falls from the mountain side.
>Meanwhile in a corner Luna is on level three thousand of candy crush on her smartphone smirking.
>"Oh dear sister, I will ever love you, but you are still such a normie."
>>27204150
I hope she never has to stay on the line with customer service.
>"Anonymous, I can not make heads or tails of what he's saying."
>'That's because the 'local at&t branch' he's at is probably over in poo in loo dot dot durka durka land, mom.'
Having successfully found a spell that would take them to Anon's world, the pair are uncertain if it was for the best.
>"Well, I might've turned back into a 10 yr old but we got here in one pi-, JESUS, MOM!"
>'I dink mommys allergic to someding, sunshine.'
>>27204537
fucking idea!!!
You'll always be my boss, mom.
Bumping for moar mompone.
