>go to equestrian
>find ou ponys eat mostly vegetables and I don't mean potatoes or anything with a high calorie value
>those cakes pinkie makes? They don't have sugar. Sugar is very bad for them as is most human food, they aren't made out of flour either just some shit with no nutritional value
>huntkng is of course stictly forbidden
>you figure you will just eat some apples but apples for ponys are rare treats an thus very expensive
>everything is too fucking expensive since you can't survive with the amount of vegetables a normal pony data
>soon even tho you landed a job and have help from your friends you find yourself starving wlling to do anything for food
>>27147421
did he ded?
>>27147421
bread is very tasty, plentiful, and unhealthy even in its most healthy forms. don't worry anon, we'll clog your arteries yet!
>>27147421
>find Fluttershy's bear friend
>go live in the wild where you can hunt fish and eat healthy foods, maybe even find some fruits since apples are so expensive
Just steal two or three apples from every tree on apple farm
You'd have a lot and the family wouldn't notice
>>27147421
>Sugar
>Bad for horses
Do you even do your research, you inbred ape?
>>27147421
Repeat after me.
>SUGAR
>CUBE
>>27147470
Applejack would notice.
She noticed the bats, the Apple family does not take kindly to thieved
>>27147484
It means something that's a rare exquisite treat
>>27147421
they do eat meat dumbass
>>27147492
>buy 1 apple
>grow apple tree
worth the weight
>>27147504
They eate but hunting is forbidden.
Meat comes from the griphins and its rea expensive
>>27147501
It means lump of congealed sugar.
>>27147421
there's really no choice except starve or kidnap little ponies in the dark of night and eat their delicious, succulent flesh like the alien monster you are
>>27147528
>hunting is forbidden
is there any confirmation on this?
it is assumable that that is ham, and we've seen pigs
>>27147543
Yeah pretty much, you could also eat fluttershy animal friends tho
Fishing is canon
>>27147545
As much confirmation as any imaginary situation Amy anon came up with in the past to have a little fun
>>27147562
Fishing is only allowed to fluttershy and only to feed animals.
The small amount of life in the river can't possibly support anon. Equestrian eco system is very fragile
>>27147570
well i don't buy it
>>27147583
Humans are apex predators, ponys are just vegetarians even if the choose to eat a littlw meat once in a while.
In nature humans would prey on ponys and pony food could not sustain a human. Their equivalent of. Fast food is hay, hell maybe they make flour out of hay rendering any baked product unedible
>>27147582
>fish farms
>>27147421
>Walking down the street, starving...
>"I-Is that you Anon?"
"huh?"
>You turn around to see Fluttershy looking worried behind you.
"Yeah why?"
>"Oh Anon, you don't look too good. Are you okay?"
"Yeah... I'm just very tired."
>"Common Anon, I'll make you some nice soup."
>You end up going with Fluttershy to her cottage where she started preparing you some hay soup. Yum...
>*CRASH!!*
>"OH NO! My chicken coop broke again!"
"Chicken!?"
>"Yes. My poor chickens have been living in a mess for quite some time now. But I don't have the tools or the energy to fix it."
"Em, Fluttershy?"
>"Yes Anon?"
"I can fix the chicken coop for ya."
>"Oh Anon I couldn't ask you do to that!"
"Oh it's no problem at all! Consider it thanks for this ....lovely... soup."
>"W-Well.... If you insist. Thank you."
"No problem! I'll start right away!"
>"Oh but don't you need some tools?"
"...You're right."
>*sigh*
"I left them at my house. ALLLLLLL there way on the other end of town...."
>...
>"Guess I'll have to drag my sick self out there to get them... *sigh*"
>"Oh well I could get them for you! It's the least I could do!"
>all_according_to_plan.jpg
"Would you really do that for me?"
>"Of course!"
"Thank you Fluttershy"
>"Well then I guess I'm off. See you in a few"
"Fly safe!"
>...
"Chicken burgers here I come!"
>>27147614
>humans could not survive on a vegan diet
then why are there still vegans around to tell me how vegan they are?
>>27147525
>>weight
really anon?
>>27147525
>grow apple tree
Do you know how long it takes for a fucking tree to grow?
>>27147621
Not enough fish.
You could take every fish there and make a farm but it would take really long and you wont ast more than a couple of days in this state.
Plus fishing is ilegal so if you get caught you will die in some dungeon
>>27147582
And your source of this information is....what?
>>27147643
about 20 seconds if you get zecora to help.
>>27147614
>what is soy alternatives
ponies could and proabably do grow soy no problem
>what is corn
another very simple crop that irl is used in almost everything
>what is potatoes
contrary to op, no reason this wouldn't be a crop
>what are chickens
we've seen them eat, raise, and make things (ie cake) that use them and granted how chickens are an abundant resource, no reason that they couldn't be killed for meat
>fruits in general
>leafy greens in general
>>27147633
Humans can not survive with enough lettuce, tomato, carrots or equivalent to feed a tiny pony
>waah
>stop ruining my shitty idea, guise!
>>27147664
they have eggs and milk. AJ raises pigs.
>>27147632
>implying other animals wont see you eat the chickens and then tell Fluttershy thus ending friendship
>>27147664
have you seen the apple farm? unless it is the largest farm on the entire planet, there is no reason ponies would not have farms that grow other crops of equivalent or larger size
they have steam trains, ya know what tractors were before they were diesel? steam powered with practically the same mechanics of a train engine
no reason they would be incapable of large scale high demand farms
>also the episode where we see that the apple farm had a cannery facility
if it existed then, no reason it doesn't and couldnt exist in regular equestria in other locations, i.e manehattan
>>27147674
They'll be too scared to tell her a damn thing.
>>27147659
Non of those things are grown in the show except fruits whi h I said are expensive and chi Ken's we never see anyone eat.
Maybe those chickens are just fluttershy pets. Chickens don't really survive in a forest and wouldn't it make more sense for chickens to be in Applejacks farm than fluttershy cottage if they were food? Are you suggesting that uuttersbh kills them, plucks them, removes this organs and sells them?
>>27147674
>implying that anon doesn't have an elaborate plan
>>27147684
Your typing amuses me more than the ideas you're trying to present.
>>27147689
Does it involve getting caughtstealing chickens?
>>27147669
Rarity eats eggs, she is super rich, we never see a pony drink milk, maybe milk is for baby's and those pigs could be used to search for tuffles.
I'm not arguing Canon, this is just some fun make belive
>>27147690
I'm all fucked in in bed using a clearly broken cellphone for this
>>27147691
>implying that I'm a writefag
That was the plan though. But I don't have the skill to execute any full scale greens.But if someone wishes to take over, go right ahead
>>27147695
So you're arguing your headcannon when the show has shown your ideas to be incorrect. Gotcha.
>>27147689
>implying anon in his hunger-induced state will think up of anything elaborate.
>>27147684
have we seen every rural region in equestria?
have you been to equestria to confirm this?
is fluttershy the only person in equestria that would have chickens?
>>27147695
>never seen a pony drink milk
if what is being drank in the bowling alley isn't a white russian, than what is it? (i think it IS a white russian tho) and how can they make their pastries they love, unless that brings me back to their use of soy (but whats the purpose of the cows)
>>27147704
nobody cares
>>27147691
Maybe they saw Anonchokinga chicken?
>>27147710
Make believe
Nobodys Canon involves fluttershy trying to rape a human that was never shown in the series
>>27147713
Princess juice the same we see twilight drink
>>27147737
you even trying?
>>27147749
Did zecora have just that one bottle she made waiting for the exact moment twilight would need it? Do zebras see into the future?
Or is it just some popular drink, maybe some sorth of drug that induces hallucinations
>>27147768
we don't know
proabably some hallucinogen mixed with a magical potion
>bump
>>27147421
>go to equestrian
>>27147421
>>this shitty thread and OP constantly making references to even more excuses and back peddling to pull off a contrived scenario he already pretty clearly has an idea where it absolutely will go no matter how retarded his logic is.
I made an edgy equestrian human race that lives in snow, eats ponies, and wears there skin. this prompt is basically targeted at me and you are still retarded. You didn't even have anything creative to say about horses being alergic to everything else including almost all flowers, tomatos, onions, corn.
>>27147421
>sugar is very bad for them
>sugar is very bad
>sugar is bad
Do you even know a single shitting thing about horses anon?
>>27147695
>>27147713
they definately use milk even if they don't drink it. Ice cream. cheese.
>>27149727
do you? what do you think horses eat exactly? hint, its not a fucktone of fructose.
>>27147421
1. ask Celestia to give me some land
2. build a house and make a large veggie garden with potatoes and beans
3. profit
>>27147421
this is the worst attempt at a prompt i've seen in a long time
if you wanted to write a retarded story with a strict set of rules then go write it your self
>>27147421
>go to equestrian
>equestrian
You fucking retard, I'm laughing at you in real life right now.
>>27147421
>implying you can't eat anything thats not sentient
>implying you can't eat honey
>implying you're not able to cook simple food
>implying you're a todler raped by two marshmallows
Griffons......
>>27147421
>newfag
>>27147421
>apples are rare treats
HAVE YOU EVEN FUCKING WATCHED THE SHOW?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>27150150
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27147659
>no reason that they couldn't be killed for meat
A would think a chicken would be more valuable for the eggs honestly.
Still get the protein without the ponies hating you.
