Here's a hypothetical for you /mlp/
You get transpired to Equestria, pick your race, and then meet your waifu.
You have 3 dates to prove that you're the one for her, and this is your competition. Can you do it, and how so?
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>>27147096
There can't possibly be competition. My waifu is only capable of developing feelings for me. What a silly thread you've made, not knowing this.
>>27147096
Unicorn
Win by default because I'm not some hairless nigger ape.
>>27147096
Looks like I'm poisoning Ainsley Harriott's pepper grinder.
>>27147096
>pick your race
im ok being white thank you
i can pull it off with a couple years of prep time
>>27147096
>Point at him to the cops
>Enjoy my three dates after watching him get ventilated.
>>27147096
I break Barbados Slim's knees with a stick.
Good luck limboing now, you fuck.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF BARBADOS SLIM.
NOW, GOODBYE FOREVER.
>>27147096
>Be Pegasus
>Wing it
>>27147096
Can't I just kill him?
