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Last thread: >>27128465
First for BoatQuest
Second also for BoatQuest
>Reminder that the General is a thread killer who can strike at anytime
>>27147019
Fourth for boatquest is perfect.
Fifth for BoatQuest contains pretty Stallions.
No one cares about boatquest but you Doxel.
Seventh for I greatly regret the hype that I generated for BoatQuest and will attempt to contain my natural enthusiasm in the future so this doesn't happen again.
Sorry.
>>27147312
Doxel, you have to use your powers for good.
Be the hero we need.
Kill the quest. Generate all the hype.
Before it's too late.
>>27147321
But I like the quest. I want it to live.
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
>>27147312
How have you become such an influencing factor to this niche crowd?
You're less a person and more a force of nature, an aspect of finality.
>>27147397
It's actually kind of funny when you think about it. He doesn't use a name, he doesn't use a trip, and he never tried to draw attention to himself specifically. He just said "I care" and then talked about how great everything was.
And yet in the end it killed us all.
>>27147397
Vocal personalities will always stick out. Just like RITS did. Just like Lector and Noctis.
whoever was helping me in coltquest
high five
I kinda feel like a douchenozzle for initially being interested in something for the promise of lewds.
And I don't know how to feel about that.
>>27147452
Were you trying to kill the thread?
If so then bravo, you did so with much gusto and flying colors.
>>27147452
Thanks for ruining people's fun.
>>27147438
Who the hell was Lector?
>>27147452
These people are still taking my arguments seriously it's great.
>>27147520
Nightly Twilight Thread autist. Wanted to cook and eat Twilight Sparkle, and she would get off to it. He was generally recognizable even though he never used a name. Doxel seems to be becoming the same way. I can't tell if it's because we're being trained to see him or if it's because he's falling into the role, or if it's a mixture.
>>27147548
What argument was that?
>>27147683
Literally none
Why do people want to see coltquest burn so much. Sure maybe it has it's issues but some people like it, why would you intentionally try and ruin their time by flinging shit.
It all just seems so petty.
>>27147703
You're assuming this was caused/encouraged by people that want to see it burn. >It was all me! and "haha, got'em" happens after most shitstorms. I doubt many people care about it enough to want it to burn.
>>27147723
Pretty much, it could be a case of sabatoge, but I feel like it was more like people decided to butt heads.
https://derpibooru.org/1137009
Why does the original have to be so damn small.
>>27147794
To torment you of course. Pretty cute though that's the most snow like cum I've ever seen.
>>27147779
I think someone started it knowing that it was a sore spot for folks and then keep digging it until fireworks started happening. If you look at the thread no one complained about Applelock for a very long time until people started making an issue about it.
>>27147813
Hmm I guess I didn't really feel like getting too fancy with the cum.
[ mildly interesting question that is actually a meme in disguise]
>>27147794
What kind of dick is that supposed to be? It sure ain't a horse dick.
>>27147998
You'd have to ask the artist, I just colored it. It looks canine though because of the knot on it.
>>27147998
>>27148016
Considering it's DITA, it's griffon cock.
>>27148132
Why does a creature that's half eagle half lion have a canine dick?
>>27148163
Becuz barbs are ugly anon
>>27147815
a pointless namefag is always going to be a ticking timebomb on 4chan.
>>27148238
While lions do have penile barbs, not all felines do. Just leave the barbs, but a knot is way out of place.
http://imgur.com/GODMm
>>27147794
You faggots ruined what could be a comfy quest.
>>27148555
It was never going to be a normal quest, smolders hip deep in the faggotry.
>>27148555
It's a tumblr personality running for a crowd of tumblr users. It was never going to be comfy.
Active threads
YRWYS: >>27121845
FIT: >>27114019
11-54: >>26998864
Pocket Watch: >>27039105
Alchemy: >>26927822
FOE: >>27122364
Boatquest: >>27143428
Proportional Punishment: >>27040990
Cursequest: >>27114683
DITA: >>27072113
Spicy Quest: >>27023565
Active threads
>>27114019 FIT
>>27072113 DIT
>>27122364 FOE
>>26998864 11-54
>>27121845 YRWYS
>>26927822 Alchemy
>>27143428 Boatquest
>>27114683 Cursequest
>>27023565 Spicy Quest
>>27039105 Pocket Watch
>>27040990 Proportional Punishment
>>27149103
Thanks Sharpie
>>27149103
Fuck off Sharpie.
>>27149103
I have no strong opinions about your post Sharpie.
Is CYOA dying?
>>27149103
I think it's terribly inefficient to post the same information multiple times Sharpie.
Your neatness game a shit.
>>27149484
No.
Threadly coltshan when post
>>27149495
Why not post it neat the first time?
>>27149484
Yes.
goodnight sweet prince
>>27149484
Maybe.
>>27149484
Perhaps.
>>27149484
this is asked during every downswing
>>27149495
>>27149504
TWO LISTS. How is this complicated?
>>27149484
I can't tell.
>>27149484
Can you rephrase that question?
>>27149517
Even numbers are degenerate, prime numbers are purest.
>>27149533
What about 2?
>>27149509
damnit anon. I was getting over it.
>>27149517
By that logic Sharpie should repeat everything she says.
>>27149533
Fuck your numbers. Letters are way better.
>>27149484
I'm not your subordinate.
>>27149546
But there is literally an infinite amount of numbers.
>>27149555
Infinity is overrated.
>>27149565
What about Aleph zero?
>>27149555
Not only are there an infinite amount of numbers, but there are an infinite number of values between any two numbers.
>>27149645
You don't say.
>>27149665
I'm just saying how much better numbers are
You're all like these faggots who dream about immortality.
>>27149625
but what about ω1
>>27149703
>>27149690
I was talking about cardinal numbers, not ordinals.
>>27149732
but ordinals are fun. How about Alpeh-Omega then?
>>27149755
Or the most infinite one of them all:The Ride
>>27149728
Who dat poni poni
>>27149876
Smol
hue
>>27149876
Punished Lili, cucked from bug dick.
>>27149948
You're not relevant anymore, that was almost 4 years ago.
>>27149948
Because who?
>>27149948
Maybe if there was a sequal you'd be relevant with the new crowd.
>>27149948
because not even doxel cares
Bardquest when?
>>27150057
>not realizing that it is officially blord at this point
>>27149995
Brutal.
>>27150057
Tomorrow
And I have to say my tomorrow accuracy is around 80%
We need more buglings the natural predator of the degenerate moths
>>27150122
no u
I've heard that Peppermint is not for sexual, so what IS she for?
>>27150229
Death and suffering.
>>27150229
Bully
>>27150229
Dying.
>>27149703
Careful. The last time someone tried to summon him, it actually worked.
>>27150229
Snuggle.
>>27150279
Which horses are not for snuggle?How do we change that?
>>27150319
Copper Cock
>>27150319
Tara
Grayscale
Mango
Curwhibbles when?
>>27150455
>satytcucks
>>27150468
I thought that said 'saltycucks' for a minute there.
>>27150533
I blame mobile for being shit.
>>27150564
Running a little too early for me.
Sit back, and enjoy a nice cold sip of BottleCap.
>tomorrow
>>27150583
>too early
I'm happy.
>>27150583
No one cares.
>>27150607
Nothing is supporting that piece of cake. Cake is fragile. That piece of cake is bound to fall to the motherfucking GROUND.
>>27150620
It's a magic trick, that's why she's showing off.
Also, if it did fall to the groundshe wouldn't care.
>>27150646
Wow, that fuck would waste a perfectly fine piece of cake just like that? Not cool.
>>27150620
The cake is safely nestled between the crook of her hoof and the crease of her elbow. You don't get to be a history nerd by having clumsy hoofsies.
>>27150620
No one cares about gravity.
>>27149948
I miss you...
>>27150653
That's some M. C. Escher bullshitcake.
>>27150671
Sir Isaac Motherfucking Newton will fuck your shit up. He invented gravity.
>>27150702
>Invented gravity
Excuse me sir. But I believe there might be a difference between discovering and publishing books on the mechanics behind gravity, AND FUCKING INVENTING ONE OF THE FOUR FUNDAMENTAL FORCES OF PHYSICS.
>>27150808
Pretty sure it didn't exist before he invented it.
>>27150808
You're just jelly because you didn't invent one of the fundamental foces, m8.
>>27150808
You fucking idiot, of course it didn't exist before he invented it. Do you REALLY believe that they actually dragged all those blocks for the pyramids up to the top?
Ain't nobody got time for that shit, they just threw them up!
>>27151041
Oh, so that's how the dinosaurs got so big, there was no gravity to keep them small.
>>27151054
Exactly.
>>27151054
>>27151065
There was actually fluctuating gravity. Little to keep the dinosaurs small, then suddenly a lot which made that asteroid crash into Earth. Newton just invented evenly distributed gravity. Not many people know that.
>>27151099
But how did Newton use the apple to invent the gravitational constant?
>>27151134
He stole the idea from a traveling apple merchant.
>>27151134
That's kept secret to avoid weaponization of the mechanism.
No one wants a MAD situation (Murderous Apple Pie).
this general is dead and it's all your fault
>>27151353
Where is the proofs?
>>27151353
Regular soldiers are more important than generals to the folks nearby.
>>27151353
Good. Now we can finally be free.
>>27151353
>>27151528
But it is dead.
>>27151691
>>27151735
Kek
That's one very powerfull bird
>>27152059
burd stronk
>>27152059
>>27152078
The sad thing is that that poor little puffball is probably dead. If its skull didn't break from the impact, it bled out as soon as they tried to remove it from that shattered glass.
>>27151735
The bird version is better, because of the bird's seemingly indifferent expression.
Because of this thread I just found the least appetizing picture of an Apple Pie in existence. I just wanted a reference, but my spirit is too broken to continue.
>>27151735
The bird looks a bit fake. I'm not sure if that's just my imagination or not.
>>27151528
[startled frog noises]
>>27152220
I don't think that's an apple pie.
That looks like gravy on top.
>>27152220
Why is it covered in cream of mushroom soup? ...And why is the soup covered in a dollop of hand lotion?
>>27152220
>>27152262
Nice save.
>>27152262
This is brilliant.
>>27152220
Shit, I can't even decide if it looks more like vomit, snot or liquid diarrhea.
>>27152262
To be fair, this would make a cute garnish for an open sandwich or something.
>>27152220
"The Thrifty Mama" hasn't been the same since the accident.
I will be running Crystal Symphony tomorrow instead of the promised today as I'm unnable to.
>>27152445At what GMT?
>>27152493
Let's find out.
!time vincent
>>27152510
>tomorrow
>>27152510
About 3-4 pm give or take.
>>27152532
Thank you very much, Vincent. I liked to virgin and I'm sure as hell going to virgin harder.
>>27152510
>
>>27152532
Please be EST.
>>27152559
>GMT
FTFY
>>27152532
3-4 what per minute?
>>27152596
slices of turnip with coolwhip.
>>27152596
Periods of 15-20 seconds
>>27152596
reaching in the bag of potato chips
>>27152596
ripping out your nose hairs when you're bored while watching videos on the internet.
Not continuing yet. Seeking confirmation/denial.
>>27152724
>>27152596
Taking screenshots when watching a pony episode.
>>27152596
Cars passing by on the street after the quiet of the night when you have been up way too long during the week and it's early morning and you go to bed at 5 a.m.
>>27152642
You mean coolquip?
>>27152596
strokes on your pre-boner when you're lost in thought and don't quite fap yet, but already have your hand permanently on your dick, when you're doing something else.
>>27152839
coolwhip
So, here's what's up.I got out of work at 3:00 I want to get a few posts in during today. before I take off at ten since I'm going to be up late with some stuff which will be from 12:00 Am onward. Then I've got to be at My job at 7:30 so I'm probably going to pull at all nighter. Last night and the night before I ended up passing out and missing update time So I'm going to try fixing my schedule with QMing to fit with my current job. Lately I've just been sleeping at odd hours due to my new schedule and I'm sorry about the inconvenience.
Anyway, 11-54 is up
>>27152992
>>27153013
Insert totem into alien.
>>27153013
I'm sorry, none of that made sense.
>>27152863
Yeah, coolquip
>>27153013
No one cares
>>27153059
Part of why I've never read his quests.
>>27153079
You're saying it weird. Coolwhip.
>>27153059
The book cover. [Spoiler]It was stupid and I'm sorry[/spoiler].
>>27153104
No i'm not, coolquip
>>27153123
Say "whip".
>>27153091
So, what are the other reasons besides my incomprehensible explanations about why I'm having trouble keeping up a solid QM schedule?
>>27153140
I just flatout didn't like your art
11-54 was 2weird4me
Every time you posted it looked like you vomited words onto your computer
>>27153140
You have a lot of quest and I don't have the time to catch up.
Plus, you never come into secret club so doxel tells me I'm not allowed to play your quest.
>>27153167
wolvan pls
>>27153136
Whip
>>27153166
You know too much...
>>27153167
I'm trying to cut back on the amount of shit I'm Running and "running".
>>27153193
Now say "cool".
>>27153201
radical
>>27153201
Cool
>>27153199
I do appreciate you making an effort to run at an actually reasonable time.
But often, your writing does seem pretty haphazard.
>>27153213
Okay and now say "coolwhip".
I didn't believe that we were really dead until we started quoting Family Guy. Now I not only believe that we're dead but I hate you all.
>>27153218HABEEB IT!
>>27153216
Coolquip
>>27153218
>People still watch family guy
>People ever thought that shit was funny
It was always a shit show that's done nothing but gotten worse over time.
>>27153228
Your waifu is shit!
COOL
WHIP
COOL
WHIP
>>27153236
calm down /tv/
>>27153238
*tips moondora*
>>27153236
Kind of my point, anon.
>>27153242
Yeah, that's what i said, coolquip
>>27153267
Does it look like I was disagreeing with you?
>>27153280
I don't know, just fuck you ok?
>>27153285
Roger that.
>>27153285
Would you fuck me?
I would fuck me.
>>27153315
That's it. Goodbye Horses.
>>27153376
See you tomorrow :^)
>>27153376
[sad horse noises]
>>27153376I'm flying over you
Y'know, things!
>>27153476
>>27153497
Y'no one cares.
>>27153497
>>27153520
>>27153539
How does it feel to be wrong?
Snekpon quesd wen
>>27153623
>not even giving the eyebrows a proper fill
this is trash.
>>27153644
How does it go to the toilet?
>>27153647
What?
>>27153652
Snakes have an anus too.
>>27153647
What do you mean by "proper fill"?
>>27153656
>>27153647
>proper fill
>>27153647
>Proper fill
>>27153669
>>27153685
top: hair-lines visible through the eyebrows
bottom: hair line visible through eyebrows and on the left side it was weirdly filled in under the actual eye brow.
And yes, they're not filled in properly. They're lacking a proper fill.
>>27153716
>being this nitpicky
>>27153716
It was just a quick little thing.
I see what you're saying. But if i'm being quite frank, i'm not really that concerned about it super proper.
>>27153707
Look guys! A twingo!!!
>>27153832
Does she also have the power?
Dang it! Did someone not bump Colt Quest last night?
>>27153791
>>27154191
It got destroyed by fighting.
>>27154191
There was a lot of bumping of Colt Quest.
>>27154251
It did? Over what? Not Joyride again was it?
>>27154291
No, people were trying to get someone to stop from posting with a name and from there the thread filled up with arguing.
>>27154291
Here's an idea. Read the thread.
snuggle quest when?
>>27154291
Go read the thread if you want to know.
>>27154326
le when you make it XD
>>27154326
When you make it
>>27154313
Really? Is that it? If that was the issue why didn't they take the argument here in general thread. I'm sure the person with the name probably left rather quickly.
>>27154321
>>27154336
Can't, Desustorage isn't working right for me.
>>27154326
When you find someone to snuggle with who is willing to snuggle with you.
So never.
>>27154345
Newfag confirmed
>>27154345
Are you really this slow
Do you really not know about the inbuilt archive
Holy shit
>>27154345
Most boards have a 7 day archive.
https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/archive
>>27154345
4chan has a temporary archive that it could have been accessed through.
>>27154345
Why would we want their cancer here? It's bad enough that its bringing in derpi players, we don't need them spreading.
>>27154360
My computer is old and the anonpone archive lags for me.
>RGS bombed
>Urban finished
>JAD dead
The era of text quest epics is over
>>27154345
You could try this too, if you'd like.
https://www.anonpone.com/coltquest/24895492#navbar
>>27154364
>>27154365
Oh, thank you.
>>27154367
From what it sounds like, it was an issue that didn't strictly pertain to CQ therefor it should have been taken to the general forum were discussions such as that are supposed to take place.
>>27154345
>If that was the issue why didn't they take the argument here in general thread
Two reasons, people don't just move arguments during a shitstorm. And the other is why the fuck would we want derpibooru retards here?
>I'm sure the person with the name probably left rather quickly.
He remained even after the asking nicely, for 4chan, devolved into shitposting.
>>27154387
Thanks but that site has been lagging for me lately.
>>27154386
>JAD
>>27154386
>M&M rushed ending
>Tanks mia since forever
>Space finally succumbed
W-we still have super, right?
>>27154398
>From what it sounds like, it was an issue that didn't strictly pertain to CQ therefor it should have been taken to the general forum were discussions such as that are supposed to take place.
No. Thats not what this thread is for. Deal with your own namefags on your own time.
>>27154398
>everything you keep saying
