Anons, when we die and go to equestria, do you think we'll have to fight other anons with the same waifu to gain her affection, like, there can be only one per waifu?
because if that's the caseCome at me niggers, i'll see you in the afterlife, Twilight is mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO2Zp4nwsFA
>mfw fighting the last Trixiefag
Vinyl's all mine
>>27138592
I will murder you and take her for myself.
But how can you die if you're in heaven?
>>27138592
I guess I won't be having much problems gettingRainbow Dashsince she's either least wanted or wanted mostly by fatasses.Otherwise, come at me fags
>>27138609
>>27138599
I'm not saying you would die, just be beaten into submission by the victor, since you know, you're already dead and in equestria
>>27138594
Seth, try to remember the basics of GTB(Going To Bed)
>>27138616
>implying Seth isn't an Emberfag
>>27138592
Challenge accepted motherfucker.
She will be mine or she will be no one's, no exceptions.
>>27138616
Commencing Virtuous Mission...now.
>>27138621
He defected from Maudfaggotry?
Commencing Operation Shit Eater...now.
>>27138613
Oh no, I won't fight you. I'll sneak into your house and shoot you full of horse tranquilizer, then bury you in a coffin a mile underground.
>>27138627
You too.
>>27138635
Virtual Mission?
>>27138627
Twifag here. There will be blood.SHED
>>27138639
I will fucking stab you to shit right off the bat.
I don't care if you can't die, your gonna have problems trying to fuck my waifu with no arms or legs you bitch.
>>27138646
Consider the memories fucking broken
>>27138639
>attempting a sneaking mission when I'll just be ready
SHOW ME A GOOD TIME ANON
>Mfw I wake up in Equestria and see all the other faggots fighting for my waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
>>27138652
>Judo flips your pansy ass
PRETTY BOY!
>>27138656
>roleplaying
>>27138592
What if I just want to open a dildo store in Ponyville and sell novelty sex toys?
> All the anons digging a brutal battle to the death
> All to win the pony they live most
> Then right in the middle of the fight THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPENS
> Every anon turns and sees it
> Twilight is visibly infatuated as he begins putting the moves on her
What happens next?
>>27138672
A mix of the betafags begining to sob uncontrollably and the /fit/ twifags beating the shit out of Fag Sentry
>>27138650
Difficult to do from underground.
>>27138672
I would be surprised if he's still alive a few months after the first anons cross over. Pretty much everyone here hates him, quite a few probably enough to murder him.
>>27138650
>>27138656
Fair enough. But remember, no matter how much you cry,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iNjXZqXC-M
>>27138663
*teleports behind you* psssh *unsheathes HF Shadow Katana* i am lightning...the rain transformed... *zandasus* kid...
>>27138672
RULES OF NATURE
>>27138592
Nigga you ain't going to heaven. Where you end up, the waifus are just shitty human cosplayers with that fetish you hate.
>>27138672
"GUYS WE NEED TO MAKE FLASH GAY, START SUCKING HIS DICK"
>the retards fall for it
>remember the basics of CQC with the remaining Twifags, paying my respects to them as I quickly execute themno seriously I'm so sorry if it ends in blood
>Go to Purple Smart
"Excuse me, can you escort me to a doctor? I have no idea what happened but I think I'm bleeding out."
>Seinfeld transition music
>>27138727
>Implying you'd get past me and my 30 year old virgin wizard powers
Nigger Purple Smart is mine and mine alone
>>27138746
Well BEHOLD! GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS!
>>27138697
AND
>>27138774
THEY
>>27138599
>>27138592
>>27138646
P>>27138652
>>27138672
She is mine I here me mine
>>27138592
>>27138599
>>27138627
>>27138639
>>27138646
>>27138650
>>27138652
>>27138685
>>27138835
You faggots better surrender. She's mine!
And if you won't, blood will be shed. I can make a gun out of basic household items.
>>27138621
Perfect, that means I'll get the chance to kill seth before declaring ember mine. It'll be an honor.
>>27138592
Can I go into human world and drag the Sirens back with me? I want to fuck all three of them.
>>27138592
Im willing to cooperate with others in order to provide love for our waifu so she can secure future for her hive.
You guys can have the crazy horses. I'd probably just chill as I watch the world go by.
but i wanna be in heaven with my wife and her son
>>27138594
ANOOON!
I will actually kill you until you die from it if you get to Sunbutt before me.
>>27140529
Also I should add, I unironically started exercising and eating healthier to both look more appealing for my waifu and beat any anon when the time comes, that's how autistic I am. I wasnt fat before, but Im kid of muscular-ish now
fite me fags
>>27138592
>when we die and go to equestria
>and go to equestria
This is the part you fucked up
>>27140580
This.
... Wait
Motherfu-
She's mine couchfuckers. Back off.
>>27138592
>tfw you'll have to daily deal with masses of autist spergs while you go out with your waifu.
>tfw forced to fight with other anons over an infinite mass of bronys all over equestria
The only happy part is that we actually can hurt the bronyfags
>>27138592
>no rarifags
She is all mine and I didnt have to behave like a gorilla
>meanwhile, back at Canterlot
>"Are you sure your kind will be nice and kind to us ponies?"
"Oh, don't worry about that Celestia. The worst that could happen is the main six starting an extermination unit, but other than that we'll be safe... alone..."
>>27138592
>waifu crusades
I want this to be a real thing right now
>>27138592
>tfw nobody else loves my waifu
I wish I had an anon to kill...
>>27141485
You know that's not true, there's a lot of other special kids who like rainbow dash...
>>27138592
it will be like dark souls, im a flutterfag willing to team up with other waifufags to conquer them all (im ot really a flutterfag tho so i will betray one of you along the way)
I'MA SEND ALL YA'LL NIGGAS TO THE AFTER-AFTERLIFE!
>>27140743
you can have princess autism buddy nobody gives a shit
>>27138592
>implying each anon wouldn't just wake up in their very own Equestria that caters to their own head canons.
>>27141732
>Die
>Wake up being poked
>Open eyes
>Holy shit a talking horse
>Mfw it's my waifu
>Mfw Sheis a femdom
>>27141764
>unconscious on the floor
>waifu trips over you and wakes you up
>''oh shit im sorry''
>>27141782
>Get up
>"Sorry for Hwhut"
>"Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our waifu's"
>"Specially since their such good ponies and all"
>mfw me vs the last Spitfire fag
>>27138592
>Anons sort into groups based on waifu and hold a battle royale, each one absorbing the wizard powers of those they slay
>Declarations of 'There can be only one!' are rampant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-gHrEaEAs
mitebcoolThe mirror pool still exists though. It's a bit of a non-issue.
>mfw when Glimmer fag army approaches
>>27141816
>He thinks he will win.
Don't make me laugh anon.
>>27142750
Come on now, this is a fair joust between comrades to earn the hand of our beloved
Only melee allowed! Post your weapon of choice anons, try to keep it realistic
I don't have any good example right now but I'd go for the classic sword and shield
>>27138592
>tfw no waifu
I-I guess I can just cheer you anons on, eh?
>>27142804
Does using a FAL as a bat count?
>>27142815
Why would you get a paradise afterlife with the horses if you don't love any of them?
>>27142804
Lance and riding my waifu, also don't forget your banners
>>27142833
I think yes
>>27138592
We'll all pretend there is only one anon and assign shifts to waifufags.
Anon A gets Twily from 9-5, Anon 1 gets her from 6-12, and Anon Gold Team gets her from 12-8
Can't we just clone our waifus?
But the original Fluttershy will be mine and mine alone.
>>27142889
>Not wanting to kill other fags for her.
Shut up hippie.
>>27142862
>last anon on the shift gets the cum crusty waifu cunt
>>27138592
I'm here to inform you that Equestria doesn't exist
>>27142903
This
You live or you die for your waifu, you win either way
But the reactions would be different. Fluttershy wouldn't take it too well of you had to beat a bunch a guys for her
>>27142959
[angry Hitler noises]
ITS MY BIRTHDAY, GODDAMIT BRING ME GOOD NEWS!
>>27142843
I love the ponies, but my love isn't dedicated to any single individual, anon.
>Participate in great waifu war
>Win, get waifu all to yourself
>Waifu wants nothing to do with a murderer like you
There'd be no way to win honestly
>>27142804
>not defending your waifu with a katana
>arrive
>people are fighting in the waifu war
>it's already a blood bath
>sacrificing my chances of getting my waifu, i choose to fight all the other anons to die
>scream
"I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi34XJx35ZE
What are the rules? Any weapons? If so, guns need to be prohibited. You don't NEED 30 caliber assault clips in waifu death battles.
If it's melee only, I'd have a decent shot I guess. I'm a huge sword fag in real life so I'd be okay unless NEETS start ganking me. Then again, I'm a flutterfag so everybody I'm fighting probably has their own secret katana technique.
Are any twifags besides myself /fit/ and/or able to use any type of melee weapon?
I really wouldn't want to fight any of ya, but if that's the law of whatever fucked up equestria we landed in then I'm sorry, you gota go.
Uncle Sam has already had me take a few lives, doing it for Twilight would be a lot easier.
>>27138669
No, thats what I want to do. I'll fight you for it.
>>27138986
My list of basic household items contains a gun. Yours doesn't?
>>27140813
> implying that huge slut wouldn't just fuck anyone who asked
>>27140813
>A CHALLENGER APPEARSI don't want to fight you, I hope we all get a personal Equestria.
>>27138592
Shit, I love you guys but I hope I never meet any of you faggots.
Post your skills and what could give you an advantage in the great waifu war.
>>27140813
>>27145130
>>27145401
I'll kill every single of one of you when the time comes.
It's best to give up before it's too late.
>>27146357
I can throw knifes pretty accurately
>>27146357
My only real skill is expert horsemanship. Not sure how that's gonna help me since waifus are too small to ride.
>>27146357
>skills
im pretty good at deception. If you see me i would appear completely harmless, as long as nobody knows my waifu i stand a good chance as long as no anon goes berseker and claims all waifus. Then im fucked
>>27146357
I'm a Milsurp fag who has a wide variety of weaponry to choose from.
My years on /out/ and /K/ have taught me how to make improvised explosives. I also love going outdoors so I'm pretty fit. I'm also a great shot with my FAL and Garand.
>Spitfire is my waifu
>>27146357
im gay. I dont see any colt cuddler being much of a threat but if anyone is after most waifus are claimed i would like to hire one of the champions to get rid of my competittion
>>27146466
I'll sissy slap fight you for your horsebando, Anon.
>>27146357
I'm really good at chess. like scary good. I'm also pretty /k/, but so is half of /mlp/
I think my tacticool coldsteel weapons and battle plans would be my greatest strength.
anyways, you need an army for war. I would band together with a force of other horsefuckers who don't want to fuck my waifu. If we all want something different, no need to fight each other. leadership is key.
Twilight would like that.
further more. we couldn't just kill each other in the streets of ponytown. it would be chaos. the ponies wouldn't go for that. we'd have to set up a fight club of some kind. every full moon we go into the everfree and kill the shit out of each other.
>>27146357
I own several guns
>>27146520
you would get betrayed in like two minutes. Any anon stupid enough to boldly claim his waifu is going to get it first.
Its like going to the middle east and telling everyone you are a christian
Luckily for me, I'm in love with a species. So sharing shouldn't be a problem.
>>27146736
changelings are feral tho, i get the whole taking the form of any pony but good luck trying to communicate with one, getting one to stay with you and getting one to have sex.
That assuming they donnt just drain your love and leave you to die
>>27146374
Well fuck you, I was going to play nice but I guess I shouldn't.
>>27146357
I'm not as delusional as the rest of you. That should count for something, right?
>>27146766
I'm not even going to bother pointing out everything wrong with what you just said.
>>27146852
as long as you know when to give up. You could always claim miss cake. She has a nice bottom, a whimpy husband you can take and no anon will think about claiming her
>Die and go to equestria
>every anon fighting to the death
>just fucking leave and come back when the fighting dies down
each anon will enter equestria alone, no other anons will be in your equetria
you will appear as a pony, designed by yourself
>>27146942
>designed by yourself
equestria doesnt need another nynx
>>27146357
I can run pretty far.
I could just run away while everyone's duking it out and take out the last ones.Too bad I don't have a waifu
>>27138592
Only the Anons that don't clop to ponies go to Equestria. Those who do end up in Detroit.
>>27146357
Resourcefulness in stressful situations.
>>27138594
>ID GIVE MY LIFE!
>not for honour.
>but for yooooou
>>27142975
>But the reactions would be different. Fluttershy wouldn't take it too well of you had to beat a bunch a guys for her
This
Fighting is probably the worst way in the world to try winning the hoof of the Princess of Friendship. The best way to "fight" is to be the biggest bro-tier friend to the other ponies around you, and as far as she's concerned, just having some guts and going for it. Show that you're reliable and interested.
>>27147648HORSEPUSSYEATER!
>>27140529
TRIXIE!You're pretty good!
>>27140593
>tfw took Judo as a kid and almost ottermode now, going for bodybuilder like any /fit/izen worth his salt
I wish we didn't have to fight. N-no homo brah.
>>27141797
>"Yeah, I see that!"
>Waifu seems impressed and homoerotically jolly. Hetero in this case.
>"Your daddy gave you good advice!"
>>27142804
>tfw was gonna be an archer
>tfw years of being a bowfag were wasted
I met some good friends because of archery but if I can't shoot a fellow Rarafag in the throat, there's no point.
>>27144287
>guns banned
>I'm not allowed to learn magic to be Bayonetta with a flat ass
Blocked. RT >>27144287 NO FUN ALLOWED, also im a flutterfag
>>27147970
>tfw I just discovered what otter mode is
So, is this attractive or not? I spent 4 years practicing shotokan as a kid and I look pretty much like the pictures when I googled that
Also, judo is gay as fuck I saw a friend practicing it, you literally have to hug each other and roll on the floor
pic very related
>>27148187
>judo is gay as fuck
t's a perfect way to psyche your opponent out.
>>27148217
>>27148187
Fuck that was butchered.
I'm pretty sure that's the idea. It's a perfect way to psyche your opponent out.
>>27144398
Unfortunately civilians aren't allowed to possess guns in most countries outside of the US.
>>27143084
>Waifu wants nothing to do with a murderer like you
complete lack of understanding of female psychology
>>27138592
Us Nightmarefags would be the stealthiest fuckers in the entire brawl. There's so few of us we'd have the advantage to bide our time.
Hell, if Nightmare Moon ever found out she'd probably make us stop because "One minion is alright, twenty or so minions would be so much better." Meaning we'd have to hide it from her.
And then she'd probably just use the winner as a tool/host.
>Pictured: Probably NOT what would happen.
>>27148559
Goddamn that's a huge pony.
Actual Luna/NMM would come up to like, her shoulder at most.
>>27146357
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>27146357
I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent.
>>27146357
Pretty resiliant when it comes to pain, but I would probably not participate in the waifu war. I'd either go native or go in the woods. See how camping in Equestria is different from ours.
>>27147958
>Fighting is probably the worst way in the world to try winning the hoof of the Princess of Friendship
but its the human way
imagine if the first contat pone has with human is watching an epic brawl for the hoof of a maiden.
You have to develop some sorth of respect for a species like that
>>27148559
you are not fighting together, your only opponents would be other lunafags
>You will never fight in the great waifu war.
>You will never fight other waifu fags in a free-for-all guerrilla warfare type fight.
>You will never be the last one standing.
>You will never hold her hood/claw as your hand is covered in the blood of your foes.
>according to quantum physics, given enough time Equestria will end up existing at some point
>>27144287
>Faggots ban guns
>Show up with a gun anyway and rekt everyone
This is a fight for muh waifu, I ain't gonna play by some rules!
>>27151356
Go on...
zecora is my waifu !!!
>>27142843
Not that Anon, but I feel the same way. Well, except Iwant to be the little mare.
>>27146357
Not having a waifu.
I guess I'll just take pictures for posterity and shit.
>>27147513
So...
Equestria is human free?
>>27147513
>>27151794
>Only the Anons that don't clop to ponies go to Equestria
>so, only anons who don't browse /mlp/ enter Equestria
>they build a city far from Equestria full of eternal anal devastation
>ctrl+f
>No one's taken Moondancer
Sweet
>>27151927
Go jerk off to your recolor in the dead thread
I believe this is relevant.Sad, but relevant and inescapable.
Come at me. I am not a great fighter, I do not have any weapons, but it does not matter.
>>27146919
Whoever ends up with Mrs. Cake, I will kill them myself (after I claim twiggles, of course) just for the laughs.
>>27138592
You get chosen by a pony to be her hsbando
>>27152166
>that pic
Id take the risk die fighting for what you love fuck ya
>>27151794
its filled with the souls of little girls that died before reaching puberty
>>27152281
huh, that explains why the flower ponies are so dramatic...
>>27152281
Thee whom does not see thy pussy blood may enter equestria
I'm glad I can have Gilda all to myself.
>>27152603
Gilda seems like she'd be a terrible wife like she'd all ways bitch about something
>OP thinks he can take Twiggy Piggy from me
I can make her do anything, Anon. The only thing between you and the grave is my strong dislike for unclean hands.
Oh this is going to be good
I have the brains.
I have the body.
I have the tongue. The fingers.
I make the best greasy potato strips.
You've got fucking NOTHING, OP.
Well. Who ever dies first gets there first.
So you're probably too late. Some fag who died in s1 is probably fucking her rn. Its been years, they probably have a human concentration camp by now.
>>27144287
Fine, ban guns. But I have a 9k111 fagget that'll wreck you all.
But what if every anon can have their own Equestria? Who said we're all going to the same place?
Tfw, your the oldest on on this board and will be the first one there.
>>27147359>Too bad I don't have a waifu
then you better start running far, far away from here
