Utah's governor just signed a law which has labeled pornography as a health hazard. Not even kidding.
Having said that, please respect our Utahfag neighbors who clearly cannot be trusted browsing /mlp/ without turning into deviant pedos, and do not post any images of fillies as they will feed into those anons' repressed pedophilic tendencies. Thank you for your cooperation.
And, please, no Scootaloo, either. We need to keep /mlp/ clean and safe for all users.
>>27133826
>no Scootaloo,
FUCK
DA
POLICE
>tfw I live in Utah
Shit. I'm already in sexual therapy.
>>27133852
>living in Utah
>2016
You may as well just have your arms and legs removed so that you don't accidentally touch your weewee. Or, you know, move to a state that isn't fucking shit.
>>27133826
Like laws ever stopped people from doing anything ever!Except if you go to jail and get a benis in your bung :^)
>>27133826
>Utah
Didn't know they rejoined the US.
>>27133826
Can we just force Utah, Texas, and Florida to secede already?
>>27133888
I'm on probation, so I legally can't move. Honestly, I'm thinking prison might be a better move at this point. This whole "treatment" crap is religious propaganda.
>>27133888
Only qualified state appointed professionals should be touching weewees. You don't have the right training for this and it could be dangerous for you to attempt it yourself.
>>27133917
>Not posting the lewd version.
>>27133826
Holy fuck, you weren't kidding!
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/18/health/utah-governor-porn-resolution-health-hazard/
>>27133952
>Inb4 the governor of Utah faps to goat porn
>>27133952
Fucking libcucks.
We're literally turning into Shimoneta.
>>27133911
Yah, I live in Texas and I've been looking to move out for awhile.tfw when youre a dirty atheist and anarchist in one of the most conservative states in the us
>>27134001
>libcucks
>literally the reddest state in America
But I agree. We need more of this.
>>27133826
>>27133952
>>27133988
>Tokyo Governor Ishihara tried and succeeded to get bans on hentai
>Doesn't touch real pornography that delves into the same shit that concerned him over hentai
>Motherfucker writes sadist porn
Kek...
>It had been three days since Utah outlawed all of your favorite porn.
>Pone
>Incest
>Furry
>At first it wasn't that big of a deal, you still had the great audio porn you lifted from that /mu/-fag that lived next to you.
>But slowly, and surly, your body began to crave the vibrant colors of horse.
>You installed Tor, that's what those cool kids used, right?
>Biting your lip, you typed in the url for the glorious fourth channel.
>You quickly created a new thread, looking behind you to make sure the mandatory porn monitor hadn't gone off.
>Your IP is banned for posting Child Pornography
>Fucking Tor
>After a few hundred more tries, you managed to create your perfect thread, asking for god-tier lewds.
>Just as the first image ofSpitfireloaded, you heard a banging at your door.
>You tried to close your browser, but the spaghetti had clogged your mouse.
>Your front door explodes in a blast of pure American freedom, smoke and flash grenades bombarding every inch of your home, your prized collection of fleshlights and plushies exposed.
>In walks the governor of Utah.
"Y'all thing you can de-fi me?!"
>You try to respond, blinded from the flash grenades, unable to speak from the smoke.
>You feel your body being dragged out of the room, struggling against the newly founded Utah Secret Service, their strength a clear indication that they hadn't charmed their snake since the ban.
>You didn't regret being thrown in jail.
>You didn't regret the thread you posted
>Your only regret was that you never got to cum to your favorite pone one last time.
>Even Florida was better than this.
>>27134127
A-are you a time traveler? Or a wizard?
UtahFag reporting in
Save me
>>27134157
Which part, bra?
>>27134152
>Just amessenger.
>>27133826
utahfag reporting in. what the hell does this law even do? are they going to put surgeon generals warnings on porn sites?
>>27134180
It's basically reeducation. They're going to treat pornography like drugs in a public health setting.
>>27134192
they already do that with all the mormon kids. as far as theyre concerned, coffee is satans work.
its a wonder the suicide rate isnt higher.
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/18/health/utah-governor-porn-resolution-health-hazard/
>"it also says pornography "equates violence toward women and children with sex and pain with pleasure, which increases the demand for sex trafficking, prostitution, child sexual abuse images, and child pornography."
It's like a shitty greentext.
>>27134203
Which part do you live in? I'm unfortunate enough to live in the Provo area.
>>27134212
tooelefag. provo has that google internet or some shit though.
I realize Utah is a dry state, but did they learn nothing from prohibition? Taking something away, even just telling people it's bad for them, is just going to drive more interest in it.
>>27133917
oh baby is it time for scootalewd?
>Amerishit hits new definition of bottom
good
>>27134227
Idgaf what internet I have. I just pay the guy I rent from. It sucks being surrounded by Mormons everywhere, though.
>scootaloo
>>27134242
Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit
>>27133826
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/18/health/utah-governor-porn-resolution-health-hazard/
That's just a resolution, it doesn't actually make anything illegal. The accompanying bill itself just includes enforcement measures about child pornography. Utahfags are still perfectly free to browse their horse porn.
>>27134250
i live in kind of an old shit neighborhood, so im surrounded by ordinary people. all the mormons are on snob hill.
>>27133826
Of course OP, we'll do our best to refrain from posting cutie fillies who's faces would light up whenever they saw us and would run in for the hug. And of course we wouldn't hug them back knowing that deep down they considered you a friend and someone they could count on.
Yup, we won't do that.
>>27134163
Sandy/Draper
>>27134279
Figures. There are literally no 4channers in Utah County.
>>27134269
I don't live in mormon land pal, I don't have to listen to their laws
>>27134292
where you at?
>>27134300
Provo. I'm legit tempted to go to BYU with some chalk and draw the S.O.X. symbol in the center of campus. Would that be illegal?
>>27134192
>because that works
If anything it will cause more people to look at porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl0LridJE8U
>>27134292
Where you from though, I used to go to live around there.
>>27134295
Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit
>>27134323
I'm this guy. >>27134316
Salt Lake downtown fag here. I feel bad for the Provo guy... that place is hell on earth.
Man I can't wait to move out of this shit hole.
>>27134369
>Salt Lake downtown fag here.
>I feel bad for the Provo guy
>that place is hell on earth
provo doesnt hold a candle to salt lake, what are you on about?
>>27134369
It really is. Not to be an edgelord, but I'm wondering how I can go full Shimoneta without being arrested.
>>27134354
Oh, Provo is pretty shit tbqh
>>27133826
RELIGION
O
H
!
>>27133826
>mormons
>>27134292
You're wrong, friendo.
>>27134279
Yo that's only like 15 minutes away from me
>>27134550
Lehifag, I'm guessing?
Land of the retarded.
Fucking hell. Neutral radical angsty political party who fights for freedom to cuss, smoke, and fuck when?
>>27133852
Here, you might want to get this for yourself then.
>>27134580
Highland
>>27134668
Ehh. Same place.
>>27134668
highland is gay
>>27134686
Not as gay as you, homo
>>27133826
Pornography IS a public health hazard.
http://www.everydayhealth.com/news/erection-problems-this-habit-may-why/
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3050060/
>>27134801
Was this post meant to be taken seriously?
>>27134801
Your mom is a public health hazard.
>>27134801
so is fast food.
Mormons: Not Even Once
>>27134001
>libcucks
Liberals have been feeding us the lie that porn is completely harmless and part of the "sexual liberation" of sex-positive Feminism for decades. They've been telling us to throw away those silly religious superstitions about sex and marriage and families and to be promiscuous and slutty, and shame on those "slut-shamers" who think you should only have one sexual partner, or only have sex with the opposite gender, or the same age, or species! Oh, and don't forget your government-provided birth control pills and IUD's! And if any of those hundreds of strangers pumping you full of semen accidentally knocks you up, there's always the abortion clinic! It's your body, it's your choice! Even when it's someone else's body!
To think that in the year 2016, people still cling to silly religious superstitions like "marriage" and "fidelity"!
>>27134279
Another Draperfag here.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Fuck the bible-thumping fundies.
Useless, scum-lapping shitbags.
>>27134962
But feminists fight against pornography. You're supporting the wrong team, guy.
Is anyone even shocked? First off its Utah, they're full of Mormons. Second off, Mormons are the most cucked Christian religious group in the world, not even the Evangelicals compare to them. Thirdly, the Mormons will blindly follow whatever their "leaders" say.
>>27134962
Indeed.
I know it's bait, but up to the last line, I completely agree.
>>27135031
>Mormons are the most cucked Christian religious group in the world
Seriously.
>>27134990
Feminism has come out for porn and all other forms of sexual pleasure, and militantly opposed to traditional "Christian" sexual norms and mores. Feminists who were against porn have either been converted or driven out.
http://jezebel.com/5984021/how-i-became-a-feminist-porn-star
http://www.salon.com/2015/11/25/i_fcked_a_republican_on_thanksgiving/
http://jezebel.com/5963606/sorry-second-wave-feminists-porn-stars-are-actually-emotionally-stable-self-confident-women-who-werent-molested-as-kids
http://i.imgur.com/Dj2Micd.jpg
>>27133826
>'murica
>>27135110
You know, not being an american and trusting my country, I had trouble understanding the hate the americans have have for their government, but the electoral college and the examples of florida and utah, helped me understand. It also got me to wonder how do this things happen, but I'll assume a 51% or more willed it for this is not /mlpol/.
>>27135106
>that feminist porn star article
>"It's hard to feel like you're truly just having a sexual experience with a stranger when there are seven other people in the room and everyone is laughing about your having just kicked the main cameraman in the head."
Gee, then maybe you should stop letting people watch you have sex? Oh, but then it wouldn't be porn.
>>27134927
...I'd actually argue this. Go after those joints first. They're madhouses.
>>27135106
What really gets me is this new wave of open relationships pushed by women is fucking insanity because in most cases it's either men who have to desperatly cling to woman who demand it knowing they can get away with fucking anyone they want and come back to the man whenever board or women who will get angry that the man finds other women outside their relationship and become "fed up" and angry with the agreement they set up because they are jealous of their significant other cheating on them. It's funny because even the men who do break it off get shit on for being unaccepting of 'progressive' attitudes and policies. It's fucking sickening how dumb some of the shit the internet feminists are pushing is.
>>27135232
>"I struggle to blaze a trail for women while accepting my own whiteness and privilege."
>"greater inclusion of women of all body types, ages, and ethnicities in porn to counter the dominant imagery"
>"people who identify along a broad spectrum of genders, sexualities, and backgrounds"
MAKE IT STOP
>>27135194
it's actually /mlpol/ tier people doing this
>>27135364
It's like the world flopped on its own back and gave up. For the longest time people were seeking to find others like them, for someone to be able to relate to. Now everyone is creating splint upon splinter groups of things that were already sort of a minority. The need to be unique and special fights against the want of a human to connect with others like themselves. I will say that no two people are alike, but getting all of these crazy splinter groups just divides people and creates loneliness. Is that what these shit heads really want? To never be able to connect with someone because of one small difference?
>>27135194
America was good once. Hell even 20 years ago it was OK. Now it's full of shit slinging monkeys doing what they please and not helping anyone out. I'm talking about our government and big business. Next thing you know some governor will ban pony porn.
>>27135314
>wife cheats on husband
>goes home and tells him about it
>husband checks his privilege, then in a high-pitched whisper, says
>"I-it's your body, y-you do what you want with y-your body..."
>>27135480
Isn't clop banned in Germany due to "muh beastiality"?
>>27135518
i thought bestiality was fine in germany?
>>27135590
IRL: yes. Cartoon: no.
>>27135514
how long until the world becomes gay just so they dont have to deal with feminist bullshit anymore?
>>27135590
Pictures of Nowi from Fire Emblem Awakening is considered illegal in Germany.
>>27135106
> Feminists who were against porn have either been converted or driven out.
What universe do you live in?
One look at Anita's butt video and all the support she still has after proves you as wrong as that guy who said pone wouldn't get much porn.
Because lets be honest, if she hates you looking at a fictional woman's covered butt she more than likely hates you looking at a real woman fucking.
>>27135655
Not that anon, but San Francisco is the cancer of the US. Maybe somewhere comfy like Las Vegas.
>>27135514
It's more like
>Wife asks husband to try open marrage.
>Husband reluctantly agrees to try and keep marrage, hoping she won't act on it.
>Wife cheats on husband.
>Wife comes home and tells husband.
>Husband doesn't reply.
>Starts to harbor resentment towards wife.
>Roll forward 5 months.
>Husband asks for divorce.
>Wife berates and whines about accepting the terms of open marrage.
>Divorce insues, idiots on the Internet pampering and babying wife because 'so progressive' and 'men are idiots'.
>>27135600
>IRL: yes
Getting raped by Syrians isn't bestiality, regardless of what /pol/ might say.
As a bong I honestly have to say I'm unimpressed. The equivalent of a wagging finger doesn't seem particularly Draconian to me at all.
Man, am I fucking glad all our puritans fucked off to america and left this place to horn it up in peace.
I gotchu, famela
Twi
>http://m.imgur.com/a/q14t9
Flutterbutter
>http://m.imgur.com/a/ji6XM
Rarara
>http://m.imgur.com/a/TpZoE
Appul Pone
>http://imgur.com/a/E5fPu
Dashie
>http://m.imgur.com/a/rV6zm
Ponk
>http://m.imgur.com/a/uJ2x9
>>27137884
>saving just everything
whats the point?
>>27134009
Just go to Austin.
>>27133907
the best man on /k/
>>27134127
>In walks the governor of Utah.
Please, these are Mormons. It's going to be this guy.
>>27137884
Where the hooves at nigger?
>>27135194
America was founded by people who hated their government. It's one of the reasons we have the right to keep and bear arms.
>>27133907
fgsds
>>27137054
Surely you're not talking about Bongistan? Because I would say the UK is far worse on the porn front.
>>27134962
I think the term you're looking for is progressive, or in this case regressive. If you look at the classical definition of liberalism it doesn't fit at all with the definition you are ascribing to it.
>>27135660
jesus you're all retarded!
it's almost like feminism like every social movement on the fucking planet is full of people with extremely different opinions that all suddenly got access to effectively free mouth piece sope boxing with the aid of the internet, and bombarded you retards until you where too confused and angry to remember that it's always been this way.
first anon that started this shit show is still right though. Sexuallity being oppressed is considered a conservative thing in america and it always has been for the duration of politics anyone on this board was alive to witness.
>pornography is a health hazard
It's true tho. Watching a 3dpd girl you'd like to fuck having sex with someone else and masturbating to it makes you feel good about being a beta.
>>27138451
>like every social movement on the fucking planet
Every social movement and group with ideologies are shit though.
I'll just as soon put every democrat, MRA, republican, vegan, and KKK member into the same box as the absolute worst of their kinsman.
This isn't like race or gender, you can easily choose not belong to these groups if you don't like being associated with the largest and loudest percentage of that group. Bitching and moaning at the people who associate you with the worst of your group won't fix the problem, leaving that group will.
>>27138495
No dumbass, it wont fix the problem to leave either, unless you are suggesting we let mob mentality do things like tell us we can't like a show about little horsies. Otoh, theres no actual fix either, because human beings are petty shit stains that hold grudges and will judge anything even a smidgeon different from them as their total inferior. Not being part of anything also makes you a moderate, and thats another group people can and do choose to hate. It's like saying you can just as well not be a fan of any sports teams and people wont associate you with the worst of them, but the reality is most sport people will shun you and you've locked yourself out of an entire group of people because you're a wierdo nerd who doesn't like what they like. You can be like me and not give a fuck but that doesn't change the fact that leaving the game is impossible, as long as you are around other people you HAVE to play.
>>27133925
post it then, i'm interested
>>27138505
Is this undertale?
>>27134962
Hi, Utah.
>>27134001
>utah
>libcucks
back to US history you go!
>>27133826
>So many Utahfags here
At least there needs to be some context. In a very ironic way, Utah is the nation's highest consumer of porn by far. And in a state that's pretty much dominated by a very conservative religion, this means divorce lawyers and family counselors are making a killing here, and it's stressing out a lot of people who generally believe in family values.
More than anything this is just to comfort the mormons to give the illusion that something's being done about it, when pretty much the entire church leadership has been telling them all along that this is a personal and individual problem that can have consequences when it comes to maintaining a healthy relationship, and you have to make the effort to avoid it or clean yourself up. Especially if you become addicted to it.
Also while the internet is definitely going to freak out and overexaggerate this to no end, this is just changing the state definition than actually making it into a punishable law. There's no punishment or negative consequences in place for fappin to your waifu. Yet.
>>27138141
Keep scrolling nigga. It has everything. Just keep scrolling.
why the fuck do you faggots give a shit? i come here to stroke my dick to cartoon horses and people actually feel the need to talk about anything else like we should give a shit
>>27139471
>>27139651
its a fucking lie. no secular studies have ever linked porn to be a health hazard. theres no making this out to be more than it is, mormonist state religion bullshit. Why does every tiny little sect of christfaggotry feel compelled to muscle their way into every government they can? we didn't want prop 8 and we want porn.
MURICA
>>27139471
humanized chibi undertale it seems.
>>27134001
You idiot, Utah is where are all the Mormons live. They're the ones that are making everything shitty over there.
>>27141424
>Mormons.
We need to glass this state before it spreads...
>>27141438
thats like glassing the entire backyard because it has dogshit in it while ignoring the dog. Humans need bullshit like religion to exist, as is evidenced when any "athiest" state comes about there a huge influx of base superstitious beliefs.
tl:dr killing off a religion will litterally do less than nothing.
>>27133826
It's not pornography. horses are naked all the time.
