this is a Soarin.
>>27130992
This is a sexy stallion whose cock I'd gladly suck
>>27130992
This is Rainbow Dash's boyfriend
Soarin a qt
>>27130992
I want to fuck him in the ass
>>27131013
>>27131025
sorry, he's not gay
>>27131070
That's ok. Rape doesn't discriminate.
>>27131019
This is perhaps the least canon ship.
>>27130992
This is cutest stallion.
>>27131070
You quite sure about that?
I want to grope and knead his toned asscheeks for hours on end.
He's old enough to be RD's father.
>>27131678
>RD dating older stallions
topunf
>Soarin
>Old
>>27131627
fanart=/=canon
>>27132586
You seriously think RD is into DILFS?
>>27133822
>mfw rd is into mares
>>27131627
He's never even met Braeburn.
>>27132586
Please tell me someone's done a story like this.
>>27134398
>>27133831
fuck off
Soarin'
>>27134922
>>27134952
>mfw i forgot comment
he gonna eat that all by himself?
>>27132940
but he is
>>27134922
wew lad
>>27134952
>>27133810
samefag
>>27134959
Yes.
Pies for the Pie God.
>>27135280
actually not for once proabably
Soarin is a very handsome horse.
>>27135280
nope
>>27137209
confirmed
>>27131231
While it certainly isn't canon, it has plenty of fuel to stoke those fires.
>>27131678
The funny thing is that when Soarin and Braeburn are together, there's literally no comment about his age. They're both considered young and sexy
Until they watch SoarinDash before them, shouting "SOARIN IS OLD! SOARIN IS OLD!"
which ironically voids their previous statement.
Ah, /mlp/ double standard at its finest
>>27137722
but he is old, and nobody said that his age is an issue. he's basically an athelete, so he has the body and stamina of a younger man
just the fact people are basically saying RD is into old rhinos.
>>27137830
AKR said he's not that old and she thinks they'd be a cute couple.
>>27134922
aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SO CUTE
I LOVE HIS LITTLE WINGS AAAAAA
Fucking god I am such a faggot but Jesus Christ I want that plush.
>>27137830
>>27137722
Every time someone mentions Soarin all the autists start screaming "NO HE'S >TOO OLD".
Nowhere does it ever say his age. He's not old, just a qt athlete.
>>27137972
he's an old qt athlete
he's not fucking gay, holy shit
you faggots need to stop trying to make him seem like he's a guy who likes it up the ass
>>27137830
I'd guestimate he's late 30s tops. With RD in her early to mid twenties, it's nowhere near cradle-robbing territory.
>>27138053
Stop pretending, Anon.
You're a brony and I know for a fact that you like to take it in the pooper.
>>27138061
why has no one made a loss edit out of that scene
>>27138061
I wanna snuggle the shit out of him in that bed>he's not real
>>27138053
There are gays who are strictly tops, you know. Soarin could be a strict top. He strikes me as that kind of guy.
>>27138061
I want him to lay in my lap so I can stroke his mane and tell him that I'm there for him.
Seriously, Spitfire, or anyone for that matter, never visited Soarin in the fucking hospital.
What fucking assholes.
>>27138153
>Seriously, Spitfire, or anyone for that matter, never visited Soarin in the fucking hospital.
He says that, but how'd he know he'd been replaced?
Did they tell him via courier? If so that just makes them even bigger assholes. They kick him out and don't even have the guts to tell him to his face...
Fuck, this poor bastard deserves a hot piece of ass like RD for all his suffering.
The wonderbolts are scum; I hope dash decides not to join them honestly.
>>27138061
that's what i always thought tho.
just cause i say he's old doesn't mean i think he's over 50. i say early 40's
>>27138201
As far as I can tell, Soarin isn't an asshole.
He's gotten the short-end of the stick whenever he's shown doing Wonderbolts shit.
Fleetfoot and Spitfire can rot in fucking hell though.
>>27138195
or maybe a nice warm cock up his ass
>>27132940
>>27134974
he's like 40 i'd say
>>27138220
what i said
>>27138206
>>27138215
I should have said "excluding soarin". He's the token nice guy on the team, like how sports movies will always have at least one person on the evil team be a decent person.
Everypony besides soarin is an asshole :p
>>27138053
>concerning yourself with trivial things such as the gender of the person you're currently dicking at the moment
A hole is a hole, Anon.
>>27138218
The guy's been fucked over enough, wouldn't you say? Besides, he likes pie...
>>27138259
And some holes have shit in them.
>>27138263
B-but I poop from there!
>>27138263
ewwie
>>27138263
There are ways to keep your asshole clean, you know. It basically does it on it's own, but an enema makes sure there's no traces.
>>27131019
>>27131231
>>27137247
If anything, Spitfire x Soarin' is more canon than SoarinDash.
>>27130992
Who else here /always thought his name should be spelled Soaren/
>>27138743
That would obscure the pun by making it more like a real name, but just enough to where people think it's a typo. So it ends up being less clever from both ends.
>>27138743
thats what it is implied
soren
>>27137972
He has bags under his eyes, which only ever appear on older stallions.
>>27138688
Yeah. They have a pretty good Starbuck and Apollo dynamic going on.
>"Swiggity swooty, I'm comin for that booty."
>>27139999
>>27131013
How big do you think his dick would be?
>>27138950
>muh patterns
>>27139999
Witnessed
>>27132586
I hate RD but I will admit she has good taste in stallions.
>>27138950
maybe he's tired
>>27131019
SoarinDash and FlutterCord will be canon before the end of the series.
>>27140290
Pretty big. And thick and delicious
>>27130992
Gay horse thread to back to gay horse thread.
>>27142548
>implying he's gay
he may be a browho's willing to suck your dick to make you feel better, but he's definitely not gay.
>>27142548
It's only gay if you make it gay, Anon.
>>27142548
If he's gay, why is he fuckbuddies with Spitfire? >>27138688
Soarburn shippers are insufferable.
>>27143920
>Soarin is with Spitfire
>Braeburn is with Cherry Jubilee
>their buttpain is off the charts
>>27143896
isn't it a fact he has a daughter?
>>27143920
>I'm special for not liking thing
>>27134922
10/10 good pizza
>>27134922
>wonderbolts episode
>we'll get to see Soarin again
Yes
>>27146379
I just hope he excludes himself from the hazing that RD will inevitably get with her new team nickname. We don't need every member on the team to be a prick.
>>27146379
>>27146664
soarin is the only member of the wonderbolts who isn't a gigantic fucking doucheasaurus rex
>>27146707
Neither was Spitfire in her first speaking appearance. Look what happened.
I just don't want the same thing to happen to Soarin.
>>27146764
neither do i
>>27144379
Soarin is the only one being nice to Dash, he is more likely to get with her than with Spitfire who dumped him in Rainbow Falls.
>>27148236
I want to see Dashie and Spitfire fighting for his affection.
>>27149083
spitfire would just get straight up rejected because she was a cunt to him
More cute Soarin!
