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Quality art edition.
Prompt:
>Hey girls, you ever wonder why Anon is always alone?
SciAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/SciAnon
Sea Urchin: http://pastebin.com/9YUE3LRe
Normie: http://pastebin.com/fzYF9GCT
Spergatron: http://pastebin.com/sBqXdBy5
Out-Of-Three-Names: http://pastebin.com/QLtvtmRv
SummonedWritefag: http://pastebin.com/S2QJSpV1
AxiiAnon: http://pastebin.com/UaSFJ58z
Fruitanon: http://pastebin.com/bShKzhV9
4am: http://pastebin.com/8APfDSQN
And now we wait
>>27128454
It's beautiful. That lighting, the shade, all of it.
Thank you for enlightening me on art as a whole.
Did poneanon not have a pastebin?
>Using my picture
your making me blush OP
When I get back home I'll post the next update.
>>27131050
Based
>>27131050
>>27129250
I didn't see one when I last checked
This thread is already off to a quality start with some quality art. The artist perfectly captured the moment and all the feels in a vivid display of black and white.
>>27133326
It truly transcends ordinary fanart and is worthy of a spot in the louvre museum
bump for a new fresh, enjoyable writefag.
>>27131050
EVENTUALLY
post
SCIANON COME BACK OR ELSE
Alright, I'm back. Sorry for the wait.
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>>27103139
>"Anon wait!"
>Holding the blade steady, you make sure the sword's edge just barely touches Twilight.
>The girl is trying to put on a brave face.
>She's failing. Badly.
>Very badly.
>As fun as terrorizing this girl would be you should probably ease up before she starts pissing herself on your chair.
"I heard what she said."
>Using the tip of the sword, you tap the bottom of her chin so she's looking directly at you.
"What makes you think I have anything to do with your relatives murder?"
>Twilight gulps, "W-well, only another Witcher h-has any chance of killing a Witcher and he used sil-silver bullets."
"So you assumed that I attacked your family just based off those two very circumstantial details?"
>Mindful of the blade, she nods slowly and forces out a small laugh..
>"Now that you say it out loud it does seem sort of far fetched..."
"No shit. For all you know it could have been a guy wearing contacts and wanted to imitate the Lone fucking Ranger. How long ago was this?"
>"Almost ten years ago..."
>Ten years ago you would have been just finishing the final lessons before you were all to set out in the world.
>Applejack looks between you two, "Twilight, then Anon would have been only eight!"
>Twilight shakes her head, "No. Just because he looks our age, doesn't mean he is."
>"What are you talking about?"
"I'm not fully human remember? Witchers age slower than normal humans."
>"Then... how old are you Anon?" Sunset asks.
"Twenty-nine."
>Rarity lets out a nervous laugh, "Surely you're kidding. You look much too young to be even past twenty."
>Your lack of a verbal response causes her to sigh.
>She places a hand on her cheek and sighs, "My, what I would do to look this young in my thirties..."
"Besides, no Witcher I know of uses firearms. Especially with bullets made from silver; it wouldn't be cost effective or practical for us."
>"You must know something!" Twilight pleads. "Maybe you know of so-"
>>27135348
>In one sudden motion, you bring your face close to Twilight's with the steel sword edge now centimeters away from touching her skin.
>Sunset and Rarity try to make a go for you but Applejack holds them back.
>At this proximity, any misstep or struggle could dig the edge into Twilight's throat.
>After scaring the ever loving crap out of her, you back away and lower the sword.
"I don't know who mystery man is. Witcher or not the police should have handled that and if they couldn't? Tough."
>Pulling Twilight out of the chair, you spin the girl around and cut her wrists free.
>Leading your guest to the door, you hand her her bag.
"If you were any other person, there would be little reason for me to not cut you down for the stunt you pulled. But supposedly there's a reason these three are friends with you."
>The nerd takes the bag and looks back up to you.
>Turning back inside, you acknowledge the others.
"Sorry about your Grandfather but I think it's best if you all leave."
>You aggressively turn the girl and shove her out the door.
>She stumbles a few steps across your lawn before turning back towards you.
>"Wait! Please! I have some more ques- GAH!"
>A sudden jerk of your offhand is followed by a scream as Twilight falls on her rump.
>Just inches from Twilight's foot is a steel throwing knife imbedded into the dirt.
"Right now I *REALLY* want to punch your teeth in. But I'm letting you off with a warning. Don't push it."
>Twilight can only nod slowly while backing up from the knife.
>>27135375
>"Oh my, Twilight! Dear are you okay?"
>Rarity is the first to exit the house to tend to Twilight.
>"You really don't know anything?" Applejack asks stepping up from behind.
>You can feel your eye twitch.
"Again: No I don't."
>"Ah'm really hoping you ain't lying to me."
"I have no reason to lie Applejack."
>"Well there was the whole pretending to be blind thing."
>Applejack places a gentle hand on your arm, "Look Anon. Ah'm sorry, what Twilight did was inexcusable but she's still my friend."
"Then go make sure she's alright and take her home."
>She smirks, "You ain't as heartless as you try and seem."
>You let out a huff before waving her along.
"You're lucky I like you."
>Her eyes widen a little and she blushes.
>"Yeah yeah." she responds, punching you in the arm. "Anyway, forgive and forget right?"
>The cowgirl bumps you with her hip and walks away before you can even respond.
>Which may have been for the best.
>Right now, there's no intention you are ever going to forgive or forget this.
>Someone doesn't just "forgive and forget" a tasering.
>All of a sudden, a blur of red and yellow tries to make its way past you.
>"SorryAnon,I'llgospeaktoTwilightaboutthis.Yougotareallygreathomeokaythanksbye!" Sunset says as she frantically tries to leave with the others.
>Before she even reaches the door you yank her back by the shoulder and whisper in her ear.
"That girl, or anyone else you know tries to pull anything like that again, I will not hesitate to defend myself in the way I see fit."
>Her eyes widen as you release your grip.
"I can't and won't stop you from socializing with her. But if she comes back here or is anywhere near me at school or wherever else; keep her on a leash. A *VERY* short one."
>There might have been a little more malice in that comment than you intended, but hopefully she'll remember this for future reference.
>Sunset tries to protest but you don't give a chance to respond. Instead you slam the door in her face.
>>27135348
mah nigga
>>27135392
>Setting your sword on the coffee table, you collapse on the couch.
>Your chest is still a little sore from the amps in that taser Twilight used on you.
>As much as you hate to admit it, had no one stopped her, Twilight might have actually been one of the only few individuals to have taken you by complete surprise.
>What's scary is that there wouldn't have been anything you could do about it alone.
>Gotta give her credit, she knows how to plan a trap. Cat mixed with some sort of smelling agent, a flashbang and a sonic device tuned to a specific frequency to overwhelm each of your senses.
>And by her own admission, all that was just to inhibit you. Had she planned to kill you...
>...
>Maybe you should just be happy that she only wanted to ask questions and not take vengence.
>Still her accusations are a bit worrying.
>A witcher who uses guns with silver ammunition...
>You weren't lying when you said that it wouldn't be practical.
>The cost alone for the silver needed would be a huge factor and that's not including the special skills and tools needed to manufacture them.
>It's also less effective as means to kill monsters as well, the lighter density and increased hardness make it less accurate and slower.
>A Witcher would know all of that so what would be the purpose?
>This and Twilight's trap are giving you a migra-
>Wait. Why are you thinking about this so much?
>A murder from ten years ago shouldn't concern you whether the culprit is a Witcher or not.
>To get your mind off the topic, you find your laptop and open your messages.
>Nothing. No replies from your "unknown" contact.
>That means you still have to wait for them to message you first. Because of the number of proxies he or she uses, no e-mail is the same and they only go for one reply before moving to another.
>It makes doing this particular job more frustrating than most.
>>27135426
>Most people usually meet you in person after initial discussion. The fact that they're trying so hard to keep anonymity should have probably been a red flag right there.
>Your mouse unintentionally hovers over a specific contact down the list.
>You could notify the...
>[Only contact to report the completion of contracts or if absolutely necessary.]
>No.
>Since the contract isn't going to ever be "complete" and this isn't "absolutely necessary" there's no need.
>This isn't extremely vital anyways. Its really just the waiting game.
>And unlike Sunset Shimmer, you've got plenty of time to wait.
>"I messed up. I messed up so badly!" Twilight cries out.
>She collapses onto the dead lawn and hammers her fists into her head.
>"Twilight stop that!" Sunset yell out. "It's not your fault."
>Sunset grabs onto one of her arms as she hoists the girl up.
"Actually..."
>"Applejack, shush!" Rarity hisses at you.
>You just place your hands at your hips and huff.
"Just saying."
>Walking over, Rarity brings Twilight into a hug.
>Twilight bawls into Rarity's blouse.
>"I wanted answers so badly and I went and screwed everything up! I'll never find out who killed my Grandfather!"
>Wrapping her arms around Twilight, Rarity gently pets her hair.
>"Shh.. It's alright. Your friends are here."
>Sunset places a reassuring hand on Twilight's arm, "Anon said you can come back and ask later... after he's cooled down some."
>"R-r-really?"
>Sunset nods her head.
>>27135439
>"Twilight my dear, I think it would be best if we got you back home and into bed. You're still looking a bit under the weather."
>"*Sniff* O-okay..."
>Leaning over to Sunset you tap her on the arm.
"Did he really say she could come back?" you whisper.
>"Er… Not exactly."
>You give her a deadpan look.
“Sunset..."
>”He just said that we uh… *I* should keep watch with her around him.”
>Sunset just sweeps her hair back, "I'm just glad he just decided to kick us out of his house."
>Walking over to the knife sticking out of the dirt, she picks it up and fidgets with it in her hands.
"Well if you ask me, we should give him some space for a few days."
>"Yeah." she says, nodding her head. "Ugh, we were trying to make friends with Anon. But so far the only notable thing we've done is get him injured."
>Your friend walks over and relieves Rarity of consoling Twilight.
>"The poor dear..." Rarity says moving over beside you.
"Twilight made herself as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party."
>Rarity rolls her eyes and clicks her tongue.
>"Must you be so boorish?"
"I'm just telling it how it is."
>Looking back to Anon's house, Rarity sighs, "I hope my dear Anon is okay."
"He'll be fine. Anons' probably had much worse before he met Twilight."
>"You're probably right darling."
>...
>...
"Wait! What do you mean "my dear Anon"?!"
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>>27135465
Alright I'm done. Discussion welcome.
>>27128454
It's wonderful. Captured everything nicely.
>>27135479
Axii, when is the next update?
Also, iz rararararara seriously this much of a slut?
Hopefully You write off anon as a Mr.Save No Hoe
>>27135479
fkin love this story more and more, can't wait to see what happens in the next action scene; as well as just more lore for this world, shits great yo!
>>27135479
Mate, I just binge read your story from start to present in the last hour or so, and may I say as a long time witcher fan ( I'm talking books and games) this is some top quality shit, keep it up.
PS: when in a fight spam quen/igni works every time
>>27135683
The 360 igni from the first withcer game was a gift from the gods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYkazEv1fxA
page 9 bump
>>27135172
I don't think he's coming back
>>27135465
Rather short on the update, but I am glad to see that Non was able to give some respect to Twilight for the shit show she pulled off.
I'm just wondering if we're going to get gems and silver from Princess Twilight because if so then Anon might just retire at the age of 29 if he could secure a contract for Equestria or from them. Place is rife with the old ways after all.
>>27137418
Oh my how devious of the apple, but I don't know if Anon would be willing to let himself get too attached as far as I know Witcher's are supposed to be moving from contract to contract right?
I am curious though, how come the creatures and dark things haven't evolved to deal with mans' iron and steel? I would have thought that the whole hidden behind the veil or hiding in plain sight bit was more them not wanting to bother with the humans with silver swords.
has anyone actually read the witcher books?
>>27137990But Geralt has Yennefer of Vengerberg
>>27138052
there is and they are fucking golden, they came before the games, thats what the games are based from
>people don't know the origins of The WitcherI only read a few of the comics, I had 1 and 2 on Steam though. Never played them.
JoJo soon-ish. I need to iron out plot holes and inconsistencies with the incoming Stand fight. As something to not have you kill me, this will be Watch the Throne versusSnoop Lion.
>>27138159
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP LION
>>27135510
There was a line in one of the earlier updates that basically said that Rarity is acting like that to get a reaction out of Applejack and get her to make a move on Anon.
>>27138211
Yea but then Rarity saw Anon without a shirt on
>>27102893
>Be Rarity.
>You bite your bottom lip.
>Oh my...
>There's no doubt about it now, you must have him.
>Those scars, while gruesome, only seem to make his body more alluring.
>The things you would do to that boy.
>>27138159
Im hype
>>27138159
Alright more JoJo greentext
>>27129250
No I do not have one. I'll make one if you guys are that interested.
>>27139875
Thanks, it makes it easier to go back and read your story
page 9
>9
>>27128454
Bump
Brump
fug
i forgot about axiianons update
page 9
F5 F5 F5
Just got done with a six hour flight. Gonna take a small nap then get to work to crank out something so this isn't a complete bump fest.
>>27150796
Awesome
>>27150796
If I have learned anything, naps are traps.
>be me
>need sleep
>decide to take nap
>only 1 hour I said
>set alarms just in case
>wake up 6-8 hours later
Every single time. Naps are just a replacement for sleep at this point
>>27135465
>Monday
>You let out a tired yawn as you walk up to the front doors of CHS.
>The sun is just barely over the horizon and the morning dew still coats the front lawn.
>Students left and right make way to their friends, cliques or classes before the first bell signals the start of school.
>After what happened at Anon's house with Twilight everyone agreed to leave Anon alone for the rest of the weekend.
>Twilight felt absolutely horrible even though you tried your best to calm her down.
>Speaking of Twilight...
>You haven't received a response from Princess Twilight. Not that you were checking your journal for a response every half-hour.
>That would be silly.
>...
>Well, she is a Princess. Twilight's a busy mare with things of her own to worry about.
>Granted, you have a good chance of *dying* if Twilight doesn't help you but that's no reason to worry.
>Nope!
>None whatsoever.
>...
>Oh Celestia you hope Twilight helps to you.
>Mild panic attack aside, you walk up to your own locker, you switch out some books from inside your backpack in preparation for today.
>During your walk you see your friends gathered by Fluttershy's locker.
>Rainbow Dash seems to be telling them all something.
"Hey girls."
>"Hiya Sunny!" waves Pinkie Pie.
"Sunset!" Rarity says pulling you into a tight hug.
>The sudden affection catches you off-guard.
"Uh, Did something happen?"
>"Why didn't you tell us that Anon asked so much from you. Why ten kilograms of silver is almost five thousand dollars!"
>You glare at Dash.
>"What?"
"You told them!?"
>"Not like it was a secret."
>This girl sometimes.
>>27151611
>"Gonna be honest, even with a week part of me doesn't think he even expected you to even pay him."
"The thought had crossed my mind."
>"Maybe I can ask Daddy for he-." she says, only to scrunch her face. "Oooh drat, I forgot. He was so cross yesterday when I told him about the window. I totally forgot about that because of the incident with Twilight."
"Is she here today?"
>Everyone shakes their heads no.
>"Haven't seen hide nor hair of her since two days ago."
"Fluttershy? Pinkie?"
>"Oh no, I even tried calling her after Applejack told me what happened."
>"I really hope she's alright."
"If she isn't at school today I can check on her after school."
>"We'll join you dar-"
>Before Rarity can finish, the first period warning bell rings.
>"We'll go along with you Sunset. We're all friends after all."
>You smile and pull your friends into a group hug.
>You're so lucky to have friends like these.
>So far the day has essentially gone the same as every day.
>Which to say boring and uneventful.
>Mr. Cranky is going on with his advanced trigonometry lecture.
>You've already read ahead so this is really just refresher. As a result you end up just zoning out and look out the window.
>The P.E. class is playing soccer while a flock of birds fly by overhead.
>Everything looks so normal.
>No vampires. No dimensional tears. No danger. Nothing.
>Suddenly, in the corner of your vision outside you see someone sitting in the bleachers with a walking stick held between their hands.
"Anon?"
>>27151623
>"Miss Shimmer! Since you're so focused on what's happening outside this class I assume you've already covered the required material?"
>Mr. Cranky shuts his book and looks at you sternly.
>Looking around the classroom, all eyes are on you.
"Er..."
>"If that's the case, then come up here and solve the equation on the board."
>He taps the chalkboard and motions for you to come up.
>Getting up from your desk you can hear a few "Oohs" coming from the peanut gallery.
>Mr. Cranky steps aside as you take a piece of chalk and look over the problem presented on the board.
>...
>Huh, doesn't look too difficult.
>Doing the math in your head and writing out some of the more difficult sections on the board, you eventually come to your final solution.
>"Hrumph. Well, it looks like you're correct. Get back to your seat and don't let it happen again."
>Typical.
>Moving back to your chair, you look back outside and try to see if Anon is still there only to see the spot empty.
>Darn it!
>You try looking everywhere nearby only to see no trace of the Witcher as the teacher continues to drone on and on.
>Groaning, you bury your face into your arms.
>It's the last period before school ends and you were unable to locate Anonymous.
>Ugh. You and the girls even skipped lunch to try and find him and not one of you could locate him on school grounds.
>Since he's pretending to be blind, you even checked the special-ED classes.
>Most of the teachers there weren't of much help.
>The majority of them didn't know who you were talking about. But the one who could told you he does this regularly.
>When you asked why, she didn't know herself. Only that she shouldn't think to hard on it.
>Which is an obvious indicator that Anon did something to the woman for her to say and believe that.
>>27151630
>You guess you could visit him at his house. But after Twilight's antics you doubt he would appreciate a house call.
>Well since you have free period, you guess you can try the last place on your list.
>The library.
>Though, you have no idea why he would be in there.
>He's twenty-nine, school shouldn't interest him period why would books?
>Stepping through the double doors, you see Miss Cheerilee sorting books like she usually does.
>Walking up to her, you notice she's humming something to herself.
>You tap her on the shoulder causing the woman to jump slightly.
>"Oh Sunset, how can I help you?"
"Hi Miss Cheerilee. I'm just looking for someone."
>"Hmm? Who're you looking for?"
"His name is Anonymous. Wears a thin overcoat jacket, possibly with a vest and tie, sunglasses..."
>"Does this young man carry a cane of some sort?"
"You've seen him!?"
>"SHHHHHHHHH!" a plethora of voices, and Miss Cheerilee shush you.
"Ah yes, he's been on the upper floor of the library all day. He's been such a dear helping me sort all the books on the upper floor."
>Cheerilee just wheels her cart away as you on dumbfounded.
>Snapping out of it, you jog upstairs and see Anon sitting cross legged in one corner reading a book with a small stack of additional ones next to him.
"You were *HERE* all day?!"
>"SHHHHHHHHH!"
>This is why you hate the library sometimes.
>He just holds up a finger to give him a moment.
>Anon doesn't even look away from his book. Instead turning the page and continuing his reading tracing his index and pointer fingers over the page.
>You growl and try to snatch his book. Only for him to move the arm with the book out of the way and leer at you.
>"Trying to grab someone else's book while they're reading isn't nice."
"Why didn't you tell us you would be here?"
>"I don't recall anyone ever asking."
>The urge to strangle him is so strong right now.
>>27151652
>After all the trouble it took for you to find him... No, down Sunset. You still need his help.
>Plus... you wouldn't be able to catch him.
>Then when you learn all that you need; then you'll strangle him.
>"So, now that you found me what did you need?"
>He looks at you expectantly.
>...
>Crap.
>You actually didn't have anything to really talk to him about...
>"Well?"
>Suddenly a thought comes to you.
"Oh wait."
>You dig through your backpack and present Anon's throwing knife.
>Anon just pushes his sunglasses down, his expression grim with his cat eyes looking at you questioningly.
>"What are you doing?"
"Um... giving you back your knife."
>"At a school? Are you really this much of a moron?"
>Aw geez.
>Standing up, you take a step back.
>Anon carefully peers behind the bookcases and halls.
"I wasn't thinking."
>"No you weren't." he says peering around a shelf. "Put that thing away befo-"
>"SUNSET SHIMMER!" cries out a voice.
>Both you and Anon turn around and see Vice Principal Luna glaring at you both down the aisle.
>A plethora of shushes begin only to be cut off with a simple gesture from the VP.
>Damn.
>This is bad...
>You know that tone of voice.
>Princess Celestia used it whenever you were in big trouble when you were her student.
>Your old pony instincts are screaming you to run, but that'll only make problems worse.
>The Vice-Principal stomps down the hall with an incredibly stern look in her eyes.
>"What in heaven's name do you think you are doing?"
"Uh..."
>>27151707
>She just holds out her hand impatiently.
>You look to Anon who only scowls back. With a slight nudge of his head, he signals to you to hand over the weapon.
>Reluctantly, you give her the knife.
>Vice-Principal simply Luna points towards the stairs, "Both of you. Office. Now."
>Grabbing a nearby textbook, she places the steel blade between a random set of pages and closes the book as far as it can.
>Without another word, you find yourself, Anon and Vice-Principal Luna marching to her office as a few curious students look away from their work to see what's going on.
>Anon being the person that he is, just taps out the path.
>Boy is he really committed to this blind thing.
>And how is he not more worried about this?!
>You're sweating bullets.
>...
>Oh right. He doesn't actually go here to learn.
>As you walk down the hall you only feel shame and embarrassment.
>Shame for getting into enough trouble that could expel you, and embarrassed because you made such a stupid move.
>Thankfully there aren't any other students in the hallways right now.
>The three of you eventually find yourself in front of the VP's office.
>Opening the door she points to the two chairs in front of her desk inside the dimly lit room.
>"Get inside and sit down. I will be back shortly. Do *NOT* even think about leaving before I return."
>Both you and Anon take a seat as the door closes shut behind you.
>"She seems to be in a good mood." Anon says sarcastically.
"Are you insane? She could have us... me expelled!"
>He just leans back in his chair and stretches.
>"Please, I've had to deal with worse situations than this. Besides, Canterlot High doesn't even have a Zero Tolerance policy. Which I gotta admit, is pretty weird considering the crazy shit that happens here."
"Oh shut up."
>Brushing you off, Anon get's up and goes towards the shuttered window.
>>27151743
>"Why is it that I always seem to get into trouble around you? I'm starting to think I should just cut my losses and leave before it gets any worse."
>You jump out of your seat and wave your arms.
"Nononononono! Please I still need you to help me out. I think I have a way to get the ten kilos of silver."
>Anon pulls one of the shades down to peer outside.
>"I recall only having to ask for five."
>He turns around and pushes his glasses down, exposing his yellow cat-eyes to you once more.
"Well, Rainbow Dash want-"
>"Of course she did." he says without surprise.
>Pinching his brow, he shakes his head.
>"What have I gotten myself into." he mutters under his breath. "Look, fine if you can actually get that amount I'll teach her too."
"Really?"
>He sighs, "Even though it's against my better judgement. Yes, but first we have this problem to deal with."
>Sitting back down in his chair, the door swings open as Vice-Principal Luna walks in.
>Only to widen her eyes angrily when she sees you out of your chair.
>"Sit. Now." she demands.
>Sheepishly, you do as she says.
>Bringing over two vanilla files, she tosses them onto her desk and slams the knife onto her table.
>"We may not have a zero tolerance policy here at CHS. But that is no excuse for bringing a deadly weapon onto this campus."
>She glances at you with that last statement.
>"But considering CHS's past... "predicaments" I am willing to give you a chance to explain yourself Sunset Shimmer. And be aware unlike my more lenient sister, I will not be swayed by your history at this school."
>You gulp.
>Before you can even come up with a plausible excuse, Anon raises his hand.
>"Vice-Principal Luna, who else knows about this?"
>Luna looks shocked at the question, "Excuse me?"
>"Please, I would just like to know."
>"Just us three. What are you getting at Mr. Anonymous?"
>>27151772
>"Ah, nothing really." he says nonchalantly. "Just that this is probably something we should keep between us."
>Holding out his hand, Anon makes a gesture with his right hand very similar to the ones he did when fighting that vampire on the beach.
>A small glow emits from his hands as the air around Luna's head brightens.
>She looks dazed for a moment and brings a palm to her head.
>"Uh... yes, I think that would be for th- wait what am I saying?"
>Anon grunts and makes the gesture again, "This isn't really a big issue, Sunset was just showing me something that you mistook for an actual weapon. You're very sorry and it won't happen again, right Sunset?"
>He nudges you in the ribs.
"Y-yeah! I was just showing Anon prop from the theatre room."
>The Vice-Principal just stands there as she wobbles slightly before shaking her head rapidly.
>"I think I may need to lie down..." she grumbles to herself. "Here, Ms. Shimmer return this where you found it. I apologize for overreacting like I did, I swear the theatre club's props are just getting more realistic each year. Now if you'll excuse me I have some field trips to organize for the school year."
>Handing you back the knife, she shoos you out of her office and closes the door behind you two.
>"If you ask me, I think she's a proponent of corporal punishment. Just saying."
>Walking down the hall, you just stare in disbelief.
"What. Was. That?"
>"Axii sign. I can use it to "charm" others to my favor."
"That sounds like it can be abused incredibly easily."
>He just shrugs, "Yeah, I try to limit my use of it because it makes me complacent and lazy. For instance, the stronger the person’s will or commanding them to do an act incredibly repugnant to them makes it incredibly hard to pull off a successfully."
"... Do you think I could learn to do that?"
>"I dunno, signs are easier to perform than full fledged spells but like any other discipline they still take a great deal of time and effort to master."
>>27151791
>You think on his words before remembering the knife in your hand.
>Holding it out to him, he just grabs it and inserts a finger into the loop at the base.
>Spinning it, he tosses it upwards in the air causing you to flinch.
>Anon just casually grabs the knife by the handle with the blade facing down and gently hands it to you.
>He makes it look so easy.
>"Keep it."
"Are you sure?"
>"I got plenty. Use that for your own safety. Who knows, you may need it."
>Turning, Anon continues on his way, "If you need me, you know where to find me."
>Looking between the blade in your hand and him, you sigh.
>What's with this guy?
>You pull out your phone and check the time.
>It's almost time for the final bell. Better get to Twilight's classes and get her schoolwork.
>Unexpectedly, your stomach growls.
>Well, you did forget lunch. May as well walk by the vending machines.
>As you walk to your destination you feel a shaking in your backpack.
>Realization dawns on you.
>Could it be?
>Kneeling to the floor, you open the top flap and see a pulsating purple glow coming from your journal.
>Without wasting time, you pull out the book and flip to the last written page.
>Inside are words written that bring a sense of relief.
>[Dear Sunset, I got your message and I do hope everything is alright. I'm still curious on why you need ten kilograms of pure silver but if you say if it's important I trust you. I've asked Princess Celestia for a delivery from Canterlot's Institute of Rockology and it should be here in a day or two. Hope to see you soon, your friend, Twilight Sparkle.]
>A huge smile stretches across your face as you finish the message.
>Placing the journal back in your backpack, you jump for joy as your prayers have been answered.
"Yes yes yes yes!"
>You pass by Trixie down the hall as you scoop her up in your arms and spin her around unexpectedly.
>>27151831
>"Gahahaa! UNHAND THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE! YOU ARE-urk MAkiNg HeR DiiIIZzzzy!"
>In your uncontrolled state of happiness, you kiss Trixie on the lips.
>...
>Both your eyes widen as you realize what you're doing.
>Pulling away, you frantically back yourself into the lockers on the wall with a huge blush on your face.
"Oh my goddess! Trixie I'm so- I didn't mean too!"
>The silver-haired girl's face is a bright shade of red like yours, which is actually quite impressive considering her blue skin.
>She straightens out her skirt and hair before crossing her arms angrily at you.
>"What is wrong with you Sunset Shimmer? The Great and Powerful Trixie does not enjoy being accosted and taken advantage of!"
"Sorry Trixie, I just got some really good news and I guess I got a little too excited..."
>"Well... okay then. Trixie knows what it feels like to receive good news." she says, turning her body in the opposite direction of you. "Just don't let it happen again!"
>Trixie huffs and holds her head up high not bothering to face you anymore.
>You scratch the back of your head, unsure of what to do now.
"Yeah, uh no problem."
>Before the situation gets even more awkward, you power walk down the hall and head to your next class.
>You totally forget to stop by the vending machines, but inside you're way too giddy to care now.
>As Sunset disappears behind the corner Trixie just keeps her arms crossed and head tilted upwards.
>Once she's sure the former bully is out of sight, she peeks her eye open just to be safe.
>The red flush is still there as she “Hmphs” one last time.
>"It's not like Trixie enjoyed that or anything..."
>...
>"...baka."
---A/N:Don't think on that last part too much.
Whipped that up despite my sleepdeprived state. Hope you enjoy.
Until next time.
Also, Pastebin has been updated: http://pastebin.com/UaSFJ58z
Wew, dat fukkin update. Nice chunk of green, Axii.
>>27151851
More AxiiAnon is always a good thing, keep it up bro!
Where's our other writefriends at?
I wanted more of the jojo story
>>27151652
>>"Trying to grab someone else's book while they're reading isn't nice."
>"Why didn't you tell us you would be here?"
>>"I don't recall anyone ever asking."
>>The urge to strangle him is so strong right now.
Reading all of this in Geralt's voice makes things infinitely more amusing.
>>27153884
Only four hours of sleep in the past 24 hours does that.
Didn't catch that, fixed on the paste.
Thanks. If you or anyone finds anymore let me know.
>>27151851
I skipped commenting for a couple of updates, but this scene pushed me over the limit.
Seems like Sunset is beginning to "experiment" a bit earlier than your average sorceress!
Also, I'd argue that in your setting, all of the mane 6 plus Twilight are 'sources'. At the very least it should be true for Sunset and Twilight. And if(when) Anon gets his new job, he should certainly find a way for them to control their powers outside of a huge emotional turmoil, as it had been up to date in movies. I bothered to reread parts of "Blood of Elves" and being an uncontrolled source brings not only the risk of using a huge amount of power uncontrollably and unexpectedly, but also can result in brain tumors, comas and the like for the source. So I'd say if his contract will state well-being of Sunset for the time of his "training" and/or he doesn't want to get fried while "teaching" an increasingly paranoid source, he should address it. He may have not bothered to entertain this possibility so far, but if he gets to it seriously, asks the girls about their transformations and other "magical" powers and sees their "magic of friendship" he should figure it out and probably shit his pants.As I believe sorcerers are practically as much of a myth as witchers are here. So 7 untrained sources using powerful emotions to focus their magic would be some terrifying shit for him to see.Arguably there also is a possibility of Twilight being of elder blood, which would make him beg to go back in time and nope the fuck out of this town before ever meeting either of them, as he would never want to see himself in all the political and mythical shit that always comes with those genes.
>>27154522
>turning a bunch of irresponsible teenagers with no discipline into sorceresses
absolutely disgusting
>>27154590
Hand them over to some sorcerer and make them his/her problem is the point of my argument. And it one couldn't teach one in a moment.
>>27154638
P.S. I forgot to add that people that are sources either have to come in short supply, or there still is some Radovidian witch-hunting conspiracy for the sorcerers to become nearly extinct. If the first is true, Anon can probably ask for reward on both sides, and if the second is true - time to nope the fuck out of here.
>>27154522
>mfw someone actually brings up a person being a "source".
Thanks Anon.
>>27154565
No acquiring Applebutt would be unacceptable
>>27154145
Try and make sure you get enough sleep Axii
Boop
post
Where's the other write friends?
Bump for 2.3% monthly interest
>>27160428
Ain't that the truth
Shove
Page 9 bump.
Hopefully it picks up soon. I'm afraid the threads gonna 404 by the time I can come up with the next update.
>>27163787
thred is kill
>>27163787
Neh
>>27163787
Wouldnt worry about the thread
We got enough people to bunp it every once and a while
5yjffrfh
>>27168574
is kill
>>27168574
Speaking of dark souls, did anyone have trouble with pontiff sulyvahn?
I kept hearing about how hard he was and was pretty stoked but i beat him on my first try
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>>27151851
>Thursday
>Anon did mean it when you said you knew where to find him, so far for the past couple days you and the other girls could always find him in the library during school hours reading books.
>Unfortunately, beyond the whole silve issue, you two didn't really have anything to talk about. At least not in any manner that really concerned him.
>Rarity on the other hand, after you told her and the girls where Anon hung out, made every opportunity to go to the library to chat with him.
>Passing period, lunch period, going to the restroom etc.
>It quickly got to the point that she even tried signing up as a student volunteer for the library.
>Applejack was unimpressed, yet that didn't stop her from coming up with her own excuses to sneak out.
>Switching out your books for the day, you notice something in the corner of your eye.
>You see a signature purple bun and glasses moving through the mass of bodies.
"Twilight!"
>The girl jumps at the mention of her name, "Oh hi Sunset."
>She cheers up slightly at the sight of you. Giving her a hug, she returns it affectionatly.
"Are you feeling any better?"
>Twilight nods, "Yep, the doctor says I'm healthy enough to come back to school."
>"That's good."
>You notice she's wheeling something by her side.
>A large dolly cart filled with small stacks of papers.
"What's that?"
>"This? This is all the schoolwork I missed plus a couple of additional notes and suggestions I made to-"
>She notices your grimace, "I'm going too much into detail again huh?"
"It's alright Twilight."
>...
>An awkward pause ensues.
>"So..."
"So...?"
>"Is the Wit-er uh Anonymous around?"
>Yeah, you should have expected she would bring him up.
"In the library I think. Why? You're not planning..."
>She frantically waves her hands in front of her.
>"No! Nononono nothing like that!"
>Catching her hands, you smile.
"Twilight, don't worry calm down."
>"Sorry."
>>27172620
"It's okay, he's not mad...ish... Okay he's actually still mad about that, but as long as you act normally around him you'll be fine."
>Twilight just frowns, "This wouldn't even be an issue if I hadn't of lost control as badly as I did. As first impressions go, that was probably one of the worst ever."
>You honestly can't argue with that.
>But you aren't the Element of Honesty now are you?
"Nooooo. It could have gone better but who hasn't been tased, flashbanged, and deafened by a complete stranger?"
>She gives you a deadpan look, "Ha ha. Okay I get it."
>Sighing, she pulls out her phone and looks at the time.
>"It's almost time for school to start, I better get going to deliver these to my teachers."
"Alright, bye Twilight."
>Twilight heads off and waves goodbye to you.
>Focusing back on your locker, you continue getting ready for your first class.
>"Did you hear the news the other day?"
>"Nah man, was totally baked the entire weekend."
>"Dude. They said they found a dead body on the beach."
>You almost fumble with one of the books.
>Oh crap...
>"No way."
>"Yeah it was weird they said the body was chopped up and tossed into one of those fire pits."
>"That's sick brah. Not sick awesome. Sick sick you know?"
>"The weird thing though is that the only body part they found was like some large clawed hand."
>"Freaky..."
>The two guys continue down the hall unaware of your eavesdropping.
>Slamming the locker door you run the other way to the library.
>You head to the front desk and ask Miss Cheerilee where Anon is.
>"Mr. Anonymous? He said he had some other business to take care of. I haven't seen him since."
>You let out an exasperated groan and run out the doors and head to your first class.
>Entering the room, you scan the back and see Pinkie Pie drawing something in her notebook.
"Pinkie!"
>"Oh hiya Sunset!"
"Do you know where Anon is? He wasn't in the library."
>>27172620
there it is & you now something i'm really drunk right now so this is fucking awesome.
>>27172633
>She thinks for a few moments before looking to you and shrugs. "Sorry, I haven't seen him all day."
>Darn it. You need to find him!
>You turn around and make for the door when all of a sudden the first period bell rings.
>Double darn it.
>"Miss Shimmer, please take your seat." Ms. Harshwhinny says from her desk.
>With a huff of annoyance, you walk over to your desk and sit your butt down.
>Ms. Harshwhinny is not one to try the patience of.
>"Alright class, turn your textbooks to page 54 we'll be loo..."
>You quickly tune out Ms. Harshwhinny and look out the window.
>He only ever said he would be at the library, but with him not there that could mean he could be anywhere at CHS.
>If he even bothers to show up at all.
>Ugh... if you can't find Anon during the next few passing periods, hopefully you can find him at lunch.
>>27172658
>Grabbing the tray, you guide yourself through the maze of bodies and chairs to a empty table near the corner of the room.
>Taking a seat, you set your tray down and scan the room.
>Leaning back in your chair, you dig through your backpack and pull out an mp3 player.
>Its beat up, old, and completely outdated compared to the ones the teenagers today carry but it's proved durable during your journeys.
>Takes forever to charge though.
>You plug in some earbuds and turn on the device.
>You close your eyes as the first song in the playlist begins and focus on the beat.
>A few bars go by before suddenly being interrupted by the sound of a chair being dragged across the floor.
>Opening your eyes you see through tinted lenses, that meek pink-haired girl setting her tray on the table.
>Sitting down in the seat across from you, Fluttershy greets you.
>"Um... hi Anon. How are you?"
>Might as well be cordial.
"A little sore but otherwise fine."
>"Oh, um... that's good."
>Immediately, pink clouds your vision.
"Hiya Nonny!"
>Pinkie Pie hops behind you and rises up from the other side next to Fluttershy.
>What is this?
>Before you can ask what the heck is going on, Applejack and Rainbow Dash sit down as well.
>"Howdy."
>"Hey."
>Applejack sits next to you and begins digging in her lunch while Rainbow pops open her milk carton and takes a drink.
>"Anon! Darling, you look marvelous."
>Rolling your eyes, you shut the mp3 player off and take out the buds.
"Hello Rarity..."
>Probably should have just stayed in the library. No one bothered you in there.
>Still, if these five are here that means Sunset will soon follow.
>And probably Twilight. You heard a passing mention in the library that she's back at school now.
>...
>>27172667
>You casually peer behind Fluttershy's head when she bends down to eat her food and notice that a few other students are looking at your table.
>Especially the males, who're giving you a variety of looks ranging from curiosity, disbelief, and anger.
>Great, the mass influx of females to your table is drawing attention and challenging the masculinity of the other gender in the room.
>Shaking your head, you drift back to the current gathering.
>As the girls partake in idle chit-chat you just decide to eat.
>If you *can* eat that is.
>You poke at the lump of organic matter that's supposed to be "food" in front of you with a plastic spork.
>This is supposed to be "meat and potatoes"?
>Looking to Applejack, she seems to be shoveling it down like there's nothing wrong with it.
>She notices you staring at her, smiles and bumps you in the shoulder, "C'mon, it's good fer ya."
>...
>You're pretty sure it just moved...
>Death may be preferable to this.
>Scooping some of the "food" onto the utensil, you bring it to your mouth.
>It seems to be staring at you.
>Judging you.
>As if all the struggles in your life have been in vain.
>Not just this struggle.
>All your struggles.
>...
>Yeah, you're probably going to skip lunch today.
>Suddenly the double doors to the lunch room and draws everyone's attention.
>Sunset Shimmer stands there searching the lunch room before spotting you six.
>Realizing everyone else in the cafeteria is staring at her, she just sheepishly smiles and walks over to your table.
>Everyone else goes back to their previous discussions while Sunset leans over next to you, "Anon. Where have you been?! They found "it"."
"It?"
>"They found Edward."
"Oh."
>>27172690
>"Oh?! That's all you can say?"
"What did they find specifically?"
>"One of his arms."
"Ech, thought so. Probably should have been more thorough. Guess I was too focused with the internal organs, but you gotta make sure the intestinal track is cut up into neat little chunks like the meat bits here in todays lunch dish."
>Applejack stops with a spoonful in her mouth. She swallows before setting her utensil aside.
>"Well, guess ah'm done." she grumbles.
>You smirk as she pushes her tray away.
>"How are you so casual about this?" whispers Sunset.
"Relax. It's not like I left any way for them to trace it to me. Trust me, I've been doing this for awhile."
>She calms down and takes a seat, "You're right, I guess I'm just worked up over the past few days."
"Speaking of; do you have the silver?"
>Sunset deflates a little, "No, not yet."
>Getting serious, you lean back in your chair and fold your arms and ask Sunset on the current topic of your mind.
"So. Where's Twilight?"
>"Um... she's somewher- oh there she is."
>Turning your head, you see the purple girl carrying a small lunchbox walking over to your table.
>When she sees the others sitting by you she freezes and shrinks.
>You just eye her every movements like a predator eyes their prey.
"Remember: Tight Leash."
>She gulps and nods.
>Scooting your chair back, you grab your cane and backpack.
"If you need anything, I'll be in the library."
>Rainbow just scoffs.
>You sneer as you walk by her.
>Going past Twilight, she quickly takes a few steps back to give you room to move by her.
Not the end of the update, but I got something important to take care of for a bit. Give me an hour or so.
Sorry bout that.
>>27172738
Love your work man, looking forward to the rest.
>>27172738
Lovin it as always but i wish the others would come back, i was enjoying there stories also
>>27172738
SOON
>>27172720
>Anonymous leaves the cafeteria through the double doors without another word.
>Twilight Sparkle waits until they close before sitting where he sat and begins unpacking her food.
>"Jerk." Rainbow Dash grumbles.
"Rainbow don't be so rude. I swear you two have been going at it ever since you two met."
>"Rare's right Dash. You really need to stop being all hostile." Applejack adds. "Sure he embarrassed you... and tossed you into the dirt pretty easily... hmm, okay I can sorta see why you have a bone to pick with him."
>"Um... I think it would be nice if you two could stop fighting... If that's okay."
>She just pouts, "Fine, I'll stop ragging on him."
>Satisfied, you continue eating the lunch you prepared for today.
>A small lunch box filled with two rice balls decorated with seaweed to look like small pandas surrounded by lettuce, cut up sausages, and edamame.
>As you take the lid off, the two rice balls smile at you happily.
>Pinkie Pie looks over your shoulder and squees.
>"Aw Rarity they look almost too good to eat!"
"Yes, I know. I spent so much time preparing them this morning that I almost can't bring myself to eat them."
>"Well I'll do i- OW!"
>You smack her hand away with a pair of chopsticks.
"I said "almost"."
>"Rarity, that looks amazing. I never took you for someone who cooks." Fluttershy says.
"Well I figured I should brush up my skills for a special occasion."
>The table looks to you questioningly.
>"A "special occasion"?" asks Sunset, "Are you making dinner for your parents? Are you celebrating that Sweetie Bell didn't almost burn down the kitchen again?"
>"You know the fire department won't come to your house anymore."
"No nothing like that. I have a more intimate event in mind."
>"Oh oh! So you have a date!" Pinkie Pie squees with joy, "With who? With who?! Do I know them? Huh?! Huh! Do I? Do I!?"
>Pinkie Pie gyrates in her chair excitedly as Rainbow Dash tries her best to calm her.
>>27174162
"Yes you do, it's our dear friend Anon."
>"Say WHAT?!" Applejack yells out standing in her chair.
>All activity in the lunchroom halts as everyone stares at Applejack.
>She bashfully sits back down and sinks even further in the chair with her hat hiding her face.
>"Pssst... who's she talking about?" Pinkie Pie asks Fluttershy.
>"I think she's talking 'bout Anon."
>"Oh wow! You mean he invited you over? That's soooooooo romantic!"
"Well... no. In fact, I haven't even asked him. But I don't think he'll turn the opportunity away for a freshly cooked meal."
>Applejack crosses her arms, "After he eats it he might be too busy in the can to care."
"Oh hush. It's not like you can do any better."
>"Please, did'ja forget who you're talking to? Ah make the best pies here second only to Granny Smith."
>Darn it! You totally did forget. And her pies are the most delightful things you've ever tasted.
>Now now Rarity.
>All you need is a good comeback.
"Well, you... YOU! Grrr... you still have split ends. Hmph."
>You turn away with your nose in the air.
>Smooth.
>Giggling at your friends antics, you can't help but watch the other students of CHS go about their ways.
>Some are just wrapping up lunch early, others just laughing and chatting with their own group of friends.
>You sigh.
>Sometimes you wish that life could go back to being simple like that, going to school without much care in the world.
>But ever since learning someone wants you dead and everything since that, you've been on edge for the past couple days since then.
>You know the others will do everything they can to help you but this is something that, as cliche as it sounds, you need to take care of on your own.
>You can't risk their lives just for yours.
>And that's why you want Anon's help so bad. He's the only one that can help you defend yourself without relying on magic.
>>27174188
>It's just so agonizing being in that stage of waiting for a reply. You know Twilight will help you, but you wish she would hurry up and get here with that silver.
>Suddenly your stomach grumbles.
>...
>You spent so much time trying to find Anon before coming to the cafeteria that you forgot to grab some food for yourself.
>Pulling out your phone, the lunch period halfway over.
>Granny Smith is already serving the last few students in line before putting the lids over the food she prepared today.
>"Did you have anything to eat Sunset?" Twilight asks.
"No. I was too preoccupied with finding Anon I forgot to get some myself."
>"Well you can have my apple Sunset." Fluttershy says, scooting the fruit across the table.
>"And you can have my chocolate milk!" Pinkie Pie adds.
>Taking a triangle slice from her lunchbox, Twilight hands it to you. "And here's the other half of my sandwich. Don't worry, it's peanut butter and jelly."
>All the girls give you something of their own lunches to eat.
>It almost makes you want to cry.
"I love you girls so much. I don't know what I would do without you."
>They all smile as Pinkie Pie brings you into a group hug.
>"Selfie time!"
>As Rarity sets up her phone, you notice the small gap of your backpack glow.
>You quickly smile as Rarity finishes counting down and takes the photo.
>Opening your backpack, you pull out your journal and open it.
>[Hello Sunset, the silver had some issues getting here to Ponyville, but it's waiting by the portal as I write this. Just let me know when and I'll enter the portal with what you asked. Your Friend, Princess Twilight Sparkle.]
>Slamming the journal shut, you let out a sigh of relief.
>"Was that my Equestrian counterpart?" asks Twilight.
>You nod.
"Twilight says she has the silver I need to pay Anon."
>"Pay Anon? For what?"
>Oh yeah, none of you told Twilight about your... "problem" beyond the vampires.
>>27174207
>At least not any specific.
>You quickly explain the situation to her in as much detail you can.
>Which, honestly, is not much.
>But when you finish about the part where Anon offered his services to you she begins hyperventilating.
>"And this was before the incident on Saturday right?"
"Yeah."
>She bangs her head on the table.
>"I *REALLY* messed up." she groans.
>"Sugarcube, you need to quit beating yourself up over that."
>"But I could hav-"
>Rarity puts a finger on her mouth to shush her, "Darling, it's in the past."
"Yeah, and Anon said he'll still help me."
>Your words do little to visibly reassure Twilight.
>"Well, if you need anything. I'll do everything in my power to help."
>You clasp her hands in your own and let out a nervous chuckle.
"I appreciate the sentiment Twilight, but I think I've got it."
>"R-right."
>>27174233
>You decided to ask Twilight for the metal ingots during after school hours, well after everyone has gone home.
>You'd really prefer as few witnesses as possible to this.
>Looking at the time on your phone, it's around ten past seven. The sun is already past the horizon.
>A cold gust of wind causes you to hold your black jacket tight.
>Maybe you should have asked her to do this on Saturday or Sunday...
>Waiting by the statue in front of CHS, you can't stop pacing back and forth.
>Suddenly, you see a light coming from the base of the portal as the reflective surface of the marble begins warping.
>A purple hand comes through, then a leg, until Twilight Sparkle's entire body comes through with her other arm holding a small ornately decorated box.
>Taking a moment to get balanced, Princess Twilight looks to you and smiles.
>"Hello Sunset."
>You give her a hug which surprises her.
"Twilight, thank you so much."
>"It took a while to get it all the paperwork filled, but here it is."
>She holds up the case and opens the lid.
>Ten bars of solid silver glisten in the moonlight surrounded by a deep red velvet cloth.
"This... this is... I can't thank you enough Twilight."
>"You're a dear friend Sunset, and since I thought you might need it, I doubled the quantity."
>Twilight takes one of the bars in her hand to reveal a second level of silver underneath the top.
>You honestly can't believe this. You're left utterly speechless.
"B-but... but this is way too muc-"
>Twilight puts the bar back, and puts her arm on your shoulder reassuringly.
>"Hey, I'm a Princess, I have to use my connections now and then." she says with a smile.
>Your vision starts to become watery.
"Twilight."
>Closing the lid, she hands you the ornate case.
>"But..."
"But?"
>"I'd really like to know what this is for. Ten kilogram ingots of pure refined silver is kind of an unusual request."
>>27174267
"I'd really not say."
>Twilight looks at you worriedly, "Sunset, are you in trouble?"
>...
>Should you really tell her?
>She is your friend. And the reason you even have friends now in the first place.
>You at least owe her the truth.
"Yeah... someone... someone wants me dead."
>Her eyes widen with shock.
>"And they want this silver as payment?! Sunset if you had told me sooner I wouldn't have wasted any time!"
>You shake your head.
"No, not like that. I don't know who the person that wants me killed is, the silver is payment to the person who has the skills needed to help me protect myself and the others."
>"Who is this person that wants the silver then?"
"A... Witcher named Anonymous."
>"A what? A witch?"
"No, a Witcher. They're monster hunters in this world, they have special abilities that almost make them borderline supernatural and very very dangerous."
>She thinks deeply on your words, "I've never heard of anything like that in Equestria."
"Neither have I. Apparently from what Anonymous has told me, this world did have magic like Equestria at some point in the past that gave a need for them but that was a long time ago. I think when I brought your crown here, it started bringing the magic back."
>"Sunset, if someone's after your life I think you should come back with me. It would be easier to protect you back home."
>You expected her to say that.
"I can't Twilight. They might harm the others just to try and find me. That's how Anon managed to get close to me in the first place. And... I partly consider this world my home now."
>>27174288
CATS OUTTA THE BAG NOW
>>27174288
>"Just how did you meet this Anonymous person anyway?"
"Er... he was the one that was supposed to kill me?"
>Twilight's expression turns from concern to a scowl.
"It's not what you think!"
>"Take me to him." she demands.
>Oh crud.
>You can tell where this is going.
"Twilight I don-"
>The Princess just shushes you.
>"Sunset, as your friend I care about you. So you can kiss this silver goodbye unless you tell me everything right now."
>You groan.
"Fine."
>Suddenly you two hear a growling noise.
"Hungry?"
>Twilight let's out an embarrassed smile. "I was hoping there we could visit one of those burger places before I went back."
>You can't help but smile, despite her ultimatum.
>"I think there's one still open, I'll tell you everything on the way."
>As Sunset and Twilight leave the school grounds, a particular vehicle just so happens to drive by.
>"Twilight?"
>"Brah, who you talkin 'bout?" Sandlewood asks.
>"That's Twilight!"
>"So? She goes to our school ever since the Friendship Games" Norman says.
>"No dude, the *Other* Twilight. The one who keeps coming over for the weird magical stuff. She's wearing the same clothes!"
>"Oh *that* Twilight... So?"
>"Eh, maybe I could... you know. Try to hook up with her before she leaves again."
>"Dude, you need to get over that." Norman says rolling his eyes. "What guy wants a girl who keeps on disappearing on him?"
>"Yeah, you're probably right. Hey who's up for chillie dogs, king sized slurpees, video games and monster movies All. Night. LONG!"
>"YEAH!" all three exclaim.
>Speeding off, the three head off on their exciting testosterone fueled adventure of male teenage perceived manliness despite it still being a weeknight.
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Okay that's all for now. Discussion always welcome.
Pastebin is also updated.
>>27174315
>>"Yeah, you're probably right. Hey who's up for chillie dogs, king sized slurpees, video games and monster movies All. Night. LONG!"
That sounds pretty fucking rad.
>>27174325
Second
>>27174325
Shit I would love to go for some of that right now.
>>27174346
Gotta ask: you the mod Scurffy or just a tripfag pretending to be Scruffy? If you're the formerplease don't hurt us
bomp
>>27174188
"Well, you... YOU! Grrr... you still have split ends. Hmph."
>You turn away with your nose in the air.
>Smooth
Smooth as butter
>>27174315
Jesus when you update you really update
>>27176292
No kidding
bumpdate
>>27175696
To be completely honest, I didn't think the part with Flash would have been recieved so well. I'm happy to say that doesn't seem to bother too many people.
>>27176292
I try to compensate for the long wait between them just so you Anon's have a good chunk to look forward too.
>>27180061
God that is one sexy Applejack
>>27180350
All Applejack is sexy Applejack.
>>27180394
But that is an especially sexy Applejack
>>27180394
>>27180924
Applejack has the best hips, also bump
>>27181703
Ain't that the truth
Appul bump
>>27183537
shit like this always makes me cringe
>>27183586
You must be fun to take to action movies then
>>27183631
i prefer movies that take a more realistic approach to fighting like band of brothers
absolutely hate bond movies
yeah, yeah, yeah, life goes on.yeah,yeah,yeah.
>>27183714
You sound like a very boring person
pmub
>>27184975
maybe i am maybe im not
i dont really care either way
Boop
More appul bump
>>27186890
>>27187764
I want to buck her applusa and make applesauce with her
>>27186890
APPLEJACK YOUR TITS ARE OUT IN THE OPEN BOUNCING AROUND
>>27183714
nobody asked you.
>>27174315
>Tick tock, tick tock.
>It's almost eight on a Thursday night and you're beginning to grow a bit restless.
>You go over your mental checklist of your activities. Making sure there isn't something you missed.
>Polished your swords. Check.
>Organized your potions. Check.
>Loaded a new set of knives into the hidden sections of your clothing. Check.
>Daily workout. Check.
>Scouted out the area for magical trouble. Check.
>Talked to the landlord who gave you this house and hexed him to ignore another payment? Double check.
>...
>Okay, maybe you do abuse Axii a bit too much.
>You lean back in the cheap, but comfy sofa that came with the house.
>Why'd you promise to stay here a week? It gets so boring.
>Even you have to admit, not much is happening right now.
>A small pang in you stomach draws your attention.
>Since you skipped lunch today, you haven't had anything to eat in awhile.
>Opening your fridge, there's not much in there. Same with the pantry and cupboards.
>All you really have are some spices, most of which you just use to help brew potions.
>The only "consumable" you have in any real stock is alcohol but again, that's mostly for the potions.
>Guess *someone* needs to head to the store and get some more food.
>Flopping back on the couch you end up opening random video link on your laptop.
>"What's up everybody, it's Critikal. I'm playi-"
>Suddenly your doorbell rings.
>Looking at the clock, you wonder who could be visiting at this hour.
>It better not be Twilight again. Things might not end as peacefully as last time.
>Pausing the video you walk to the door and peer through the little peep-hole.
>It's the girl with the fiery red and yellow hair.
>Joy of joys.
>>27189401
>At least she’ll break up the monotony that is your life right now.
>Opening the door, you see Sunset with the biggest shit eating grin you've ever seen.
>Okay, maybe not the biggest.
"Sunset."
>"Anon. Guess what I got?" she asks in a sing-song sort of way.
>You just give her a deadpan stare. You're not really in the mood to be playing that sort of game.
"..."
>"C'mon, just guess."
"A case full of silver?"
>"You're no fun, but yes a case full of silver."
“Okay, who did you rob and/or kill to get this?”
>Sunset just laughs, “Anon you’re such a kidder.”
“I’m not kidding. A teenager like you would never have the cash to buy all that normally.”
>”Just let me in.” she says, “It’s cold outside.”
>Grimacing, you step to the side and wave her inside before you realize she has someone else with her.
>Dark blue hair, pink and purple skunk stripe...
"Twilight Sparkle."
>You put as much venom in your voice as possible as you stare the girl down.
>"Wait Anon!" Sunset says, placing a hand on you. "This is Princess Twilight. You know, the one from the other world."
>"It's a pleasure to meet you." she says, holding out her hand.
>You just stare at it, as she slowly withdraws it when she realizes you're not going to return the gesture.
"Last time a Twilight Sparkle was here, I got flashbanged, deafened and tased."
>"W-what? Why?"
>"You're a Twilight Sparkle so you should have an idea."
>"Anon, please we're getting off topic." Sunset puts a hand on her forehead. "C’mon and we can get to business."
"Fine. But I'm watching you."
>"Princess" Twilight is a bit taken aback, but nods.
>Leading the two inside, you pull up two chairs and sit on the couch.
"So, let me see what you got."
>Twilight places a medium-sized wooden box onto the coffee table and opens the lid.
>>27189428
>Reflexively you flinch a little. Can't be too careful with Twilight's and boxes.
>Inside, laid out in a 2x5 layout are five silver ingots.
>Taking one in your hand you inspect the precious metal for any visible marks or signs of tampering on the surface.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see a second bar underneath the one you just removed.
>You admit, you're a bit surprised.
>There's no identifiable stamps or markings on the bars so there's no guarantee that these aren't just plated ingots.
"And you can guarantee this is 100% pure silver?"
>"On my word as a Princess of Equestria." Twilight says confidently.
>Yeah... okay.
"Be right back."
>Taking the bar, you head into the garage and dig into one of your travel cases.
>You're looking for a particular item. One that's not too hard to come by if you know where to look.
>After a few minutes of searching, you find the small trinket and bring it back with you to the living room.
>"What's that?"
"Neodymium Magnet. A rare-earth magnet made from an alloy of neodymium, iron and boron. The magnetic field on this makes it stronger than standard magnets."
>Sunset looks confused, but Twilight looks... impressed?
"Ran out of silver testing acid some time ago so I have to rely on some more mundane techniques to determine if I'm being fleeced or not."
>Holding the bar at a forty-five degree angle, you place the small magnetic bar and watch the bar slowly descend down the side.
>"And since silver is paramagnetic, the rare-metal magnet you're using is generating an electric current that's interacting with the silver causing it to descend slowly." Twilight observes.
"Pretty much. If this was fake silver, the magnet would either stick or slide down with no resistance. But I'll need to do one more test to make sure."
>"What's that?"
>>27189439
>Taking another metal ingot, you balance the bar on your palm and strike the edge with the other silver bar.
>A ringing noise fills the room as you repeatedly strike the bar over and over with your eyes closed.
>"Well?"
"They're pure, or at least pure enough. I'd prefer using a scanner like those pawn shops use, but I haven't been able to get my hands on one of those yet."
>"And you could hear the difference in a fake bar?"
>"I've done the test enough times to remember the sound. Plus my more acute hearing helps too."
>Satisfied that you're satisfied, Sunset lets out a sigh of relief.
>"So I've fulfilled my end of the bargain."
"And more-so if the rest of this is intended for me. Color me impressed."
>"If it's okay, Twilight?"
>Twilight Sparkle smiles and nods.
"Since you're paying way more than I asked, I assume you have something additional for me?"
>There’s no way this additional quantity is just yours for nothing.
>Sunset opens her mouth but Twilight holds up a hand.
>"I want you to protect Sunset. And I mean closely."
"For how long?"
>"Until whatever trouble she's in is dealt with."
>You narrow your eyes.
"That's going to cost you more than ten additional bars of silver depending on how long this will take."
>Twilight looks unconcerned, "You'll be compensated fairly for your service. Name your price."
>You think over her question for a bit.
"Since apparently twenty kilos can be acquired by you easy enough; seven kilos every week past the first two months of training I give her."
>"Seven is way too much. You'll get three."
>"Twilight. I don't think tha-"
>Twilight just shushes Sunset.
"Don't be cheap. I need to make a profit on this, and I'll be spending quite a bit on her to get her in shape."
>"Lowest we’re willing to go is four."
"No, you'll do seven or no deal."
>>27189447
>You hold out your hand, and she takes it. The two of you finalizing your deal with a shake.
>"I'll have the terms written up when I get back and have Sunset deliver it to you."
"Then tomorrow I'll start making preparations for Sunset over here."
>"Well, it's getting late. I think we should leave."
>"You're right, I only planned to stay a little while. Spike must be worried sick about me."
>"Anon?" Sunset asks, "Could I use your bathroom?"
"Down the hall, first door to the right."
>Leaving you two, all that remains is a somewhat tense atmosphere between you and the dimensional-crossing Princess.
"So I hear Equestria's a nice place."
>"I don't know what Sunset sees in you." Twilight begins, ignoring your comment, "But I'm leaving you to take care of Sunset. She means alot to me."
"Don't worry, I'll make sure you get what you payed for."
>"I'm serious."
"So am I."
>She leers at you, unconvinced and still unsure of your real motives.
>"Alright I'm ready." Sunset says wiping her hands on her jeans.
>Getting up, the two girls make for the door, you being the gracious host you are, escort them out.
>Before they leave the porch you get Sunset Shimmer's attention.
"Sunset, this shouldn't take more than a couple of days. Though I'm going to warn you now, the path you're going to be travelling now won't be easy."
>The girl looks at you with determination in her eyes.
>"I know Anon. I want this to protect myself, and to protect my friends."
>>27189461
>Nodding your head, you close the door.
>You're a bit elated inside, you finally scored a decent job after you dismissed the original contract that brought you here. As a bonus, it's on royal coffers too.
>At least you hope. It's a bit too early to say though.
>If it wasn't for the silver bars on the table beside you, you'd think you were dreaming.
>Looks like Canterlot's going to be your new home for awhile.
>First things first though, you're going to need to find some suitable place to train your new student.
>Huh...
>Never thought you would ever say that.
>Now that you think about it. Maybe you should have asked for gold too.
>Tempting, but you'll cross that road later. Right now the gems should suffice. You've been out of gem dust for awhile now.
>Hopefully, if everything goes well you can make good use of the silver and gems down the line.
>Placing the two silver bars back into the box, you take them to your lockbox inside your room and place it inside.
>Right now, life hasn't been this good.
---
That's it for now.
>still no new spergatron
>>27189614
Fuck you for reminding me.
>>27189704
I'm sorry anon.
>>27189483
So what exactly is he going to be training her in? I doubt she'll ever be as good as him without mutations, which as far as I'm aware no women have ever received anyways. Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>27190225
He's going to train her in the sexual arts.
>>27190254
So he's her pimp now?
>>27190298
Oh.
How does wife training protect her again?
>>27190315
She'll be safe in the kitchen.
>>27189401
>Axii likes Critikal also.
MAH NIGGA.
BIGMOIST
>>27190329
You cheeky cunt.
>>27191489
do not bump
let it die
>>27189483
ib4 bits are pure gold from Equestria, thrown around like pennies.
>>27190329
Kek
>>27191946
lol Bump
>>27192609
I SAID NO BUMP
let it die
no one loves this anymore
it's run its course
>>27193041
>>27193054
What?
>>27193028
Fuck off I want more of Axii's green
>>27189614
At least we still have AxiiAnon
Holy shit. Just stumbled upon this thread. This reminds me of a fairly old greentext story of Anon slowly watching the 6 get married off and Anon being a hermit. I'm not sure if anyone knows the story, but here's the paste: http://pastebin.com/8BB4kmgm
If someone posted it already in the past threads, then I can go fuck myself.
>>27194225
Is that the one where him and Luna end up together?
>>27194368
Yeah I think so. A big portion of it is Anon and sad shit so I guess it sort of fits in with the thread.
>>27194194
I won't say I don't appreciate him keeping the thread alive and can't comment on the quality because I never played the witcherit's still on my backlogso I just haven't read that.
>>27194225
DA BURR
>>27194225
Do you know any other good greens? Because this one was great.
I think I found our drawfag
>>27197375
wat
>>27196778
Different anon, but i read this one recently, pastebin.com/07DaeZAT
>>27197375
The one from fingerbang?
>>27197416
>>27197571
Yes. It was for an EqG zombie story posted over there, when Rainbow Dash ignores Indigo Zap's cry for help when she were caught by the zombies and left her for dead.
Same brush, same technique..should we asked him to come back?
>>27197872I think, without SciAnon, he wont be coming back
Also, can anyone else dump other images done by drawfag? I only have >>27197802 that one and >>27146042
>>27197506
Thanks Anon.
>>27191946
Trust me, I thought about the idea.
>>27194194
I try.
>>27195242
You definitly should at some point.
Hopefully some of the others return, I'm starting to feel like the quality is starting to dip since I'm not putting the same time I did with the earlier portions of the story. But at the same time, I don't want this thread to be just an endless bumpfest because of a lack of content for you all to enjoy.
Anyway...
Want to poll something from my story: What's your current opinions of Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity Twilight and Sunset?
Won't affect anything I have planned, just curious.
>>27198395
Pear, Colorful Cunt and Common seem somewhat irrelevant right now. But then again we just got a huge load of thick progression in "Sunrise jewing shekels to save her sorry ass" storyline, and Twegels managed to make a lasting impression.
>>27198104
You're welcome mate.bump
>>27200067
This.
bump
>>27196778
Hi, same Anon who posted the paste for Kerberos' Alone in Equestria. Here's the pastebin for the list of stories of the Friendzone General before we died. Won't guarantee the quality of the other stories though. Personal recommendation is creamNscream
http://pastebin.com/uVgE24TA
>>27202701
Man i forgot all about that general
Its really been a while
>>27202701
Thanks Anon. Looks like I will have something to read while we wait for Axii to post more green.
>>27202701
Thanks Anon
>>27189483
>Marching through the halls of Canterlot High, you pass by dozens of students going about their day.
>You're looking for one particular girl though. One who may or may not have a solution to a problem.
>Turning the corner, you just manage to stumble into someone.
>Someone with quite an ample bosom if you might add.
>A book falls onto the ground as Principal Celestia recoils from the impact.
>"Mr. Anonymous how are you?" she asks more as a custom than actual concern.
"Principal Celestia, I'm doing well. Sorry about that."
>"It's alright. I guess we both weren't watching where... er I mean in a hurry are we?" she asks.
>Looking side to side, she seems to be checking to see if anyone else is around.
>Strange.
"Just trying to find someone."
>"I see, well let me help you."
>Smiling to herself, she turns around to pick up her book and bends over with her rear facing you.
>Suddenly she bites her lower lip and gyrates her posterior in a manner you can only surmise is to be seductive.
>...
>There's a very good possibility she's trying to emulate something because the movements are incredibly awkward and forced.
>Through your tinted lenses it occurs to you that this woman is probably only doing this because she still thinks you're blind as a bat.
>It wouldn't take a blind man to know this is incredibly inappropriate.
>Especially since you're in the middle of a school hall during school hours in broad daylight while in a passing period.
>You think you can smell someth-
>Oh god...
>You recognize that smell. One week in a Redanian hotel has made you become very familiar with this scent and also why you don't trust top hats and rabbits anymore...
>Principal Celestia's getting off on this.
>Your medallion isn't going off, but you sure as hell know danger approaches when you see it.
>>27208304
>Why in the world is she...?
>Right...
>Now you remember.
>When you questioned this woman in her office last week. You told her to tell her sister she would do you if you were younger.
>This woman may actually have a thing for younger men; and you must have unintentionally set off some sort of repressed exhibitionist predilections she actually did have.
>The lady must be *really* really frustrated to do something so bold.
>And this children, is why you shouldn't abuse the Axii sign.
>It's been about a minute and a half, and miraculously no one has stepped down this way to see this.
>Looking at her expression, Celestia is getting way too into this.
>Granted, she does have a pretty decent pair of tits and a nice round ass. Especially in those purple pants that seem to hug the right spots.
>It's incredibly tempting.
>...
>Dammit.
>Having relations with a woman who physically looks like she could be your mother, especially one who's a high school principal, while posing as a highschool student would just raise way too many questions if someone found out.
>Maybe in another time and place but you've already got too much on your plate right now to deal with.
>Sure, you may look like a high school senior but still. You're probably going to kick yourself later.
>And hand in your man card.
"Principal? Is something wrong?"
>Her eyes shoot open as she realizes what she's doing.
>Standing rigid straight, Celestia turns around awkwardly holding her thighs tightly together, holding the book she picked up strategically in front of her crotch.
>Coughing into one hand Principal Celestia sheepishly smiles, "N-no. Just got a... er... got a little light headed. Yes, light headed; I must not have gotten enough sleep last night."
>Acting like you're completely oblivious, you just stand there like a moron.
>>27208335
>"So who are you looking for?" Celestia asks, desperate to change the subject.
"Applejack. I need her help with something."
>Behind you, Vice Principal Luna turns the corner and spots you two conversing.
>Celestia's eyes quickly dart between you and her, whil Luna looks curiously at the two of you.
>"YES! Applejack! Her class is history with Ms. Raven down this hall! Here I'll write you two a slip to get out of class for a free period!"
>She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small school slip bundle, taking her pen she writes some things on it before tearing it off and handing it to you.
"Okay... Thank you?"
>There’s no real reason why she should be giving you this. It’s not like she thinks you could have seen what she just did. Granted you did, though that’s still no excuse.
>She must really want to get out of this extremely awkward situation that she isn’t thinking clearly.
>Quickly moving along, you leave both women to their own devices.
>That was close...
>You almost got forgot you were at work had Anonymous not interrupted you. You even gave him a slip to skip class which will make him hopefully forget about the mysterious way you were acting.
>Never in your life would you think that you would be glad someone was blind.
>Biting your lower lip, you can't help but want that young man's adorable ass.
>If only you weren't his Principal.
>You hope you pulled off that dance well, you spent hours watching that how-to video just for him.
>What did the kids nowadays call it again? Torking?
>Admittedly, he would never be able to see you perform it, but just the thrill of it was so refreshing.
>"Sister, what were you discussing with Mr. Anonymous?"
"He just wanted help finding Miss Applejack."
>>27208353
>"Is that all?" your sister asks, unconvinced.
>Lulu narrows her eyes at you.
"Y-yes. Why wouldn't it be?"
>Your younger sister just folds her arms, and points down.
>Looking where she's pointing, you notice a particular area of your purple slacks are darker than the rest.
>Fuck.
>Placing the book back to hide your shame, Luna leans towards you to whisper in your ear, "We'll discuss your acts of debauchery during work hours at home Tia."
"Oh please Lulu, it's not like you haven't done this before. We have the same tastes in "men"."
>Lulu's nostrils flare as her face going beet red.
>"Insatiable slut."
"Hypocritical prude."
>Luna huffs and angrily walks towards her office.
>Scrunching your brow, you just glare as she leaves.
>Finally arriving at the right room, you open the door and see a few students in the room.
>Thankfully, Applejack is sitting at her desk writing something into a notebook while reading a textbook.
"Applejack?"
>A couple of the other students look over to you before returning to their own business.
>Hearing her name, the cowgirl stops her writing and looks to you.
>"Anon? What are you doing here?"
>Walking over to her desk, you kneel down in front of her.
"I need you..."
>You dig into your back pocket as Applejack's eyes go wide and her face goes red.
>Your words draw the attention of the nearest group of students, who look just as shocked as her.
"W-wh-what?"
"... for a few moments."
>Pulling out the slip Celestia gave you, you present it to her in a grandiose manner.
>Everyone just stands there silently. Enough you could hear a pin drop.
>You crack a smile as Applejack groans. The other students can't help but burst out laughing.
>Tipping her hat over her embarrassed face, she gets out of her chair and pulls you by the collar to a corner of the room.
>>27208385
>"Anon what is it?" she asks dead serious.
"That thing with Sunset, you know the one."
>"Yeah?"
"Can I have your permission to do it on your farm?"
>"What? Why?"
"Your family has a large area of private land you use for farming. Most of it hosts Apple trees but there's also a decent sized chunk of land to the northern part of your farm that isn't used for anything."
>She thinks about your words for a few moments before narrowing her eyes at you.
>"How in the hay do you know that? All that land is fenced off."
"I... may have taken a stroll on your farm from time to time before I met you."
>Applejack just gives you a dirty look, "Explain just how long "from time to time" is."
"For the past month and a half..."
>"..."
"Hey, your farm is large and mostly out of the way. I had to make sure there aren't any monsters hiding out there. You'd be surprised how many like to hide in an orchard."
>"Sure Anon. Sure." she says, the sarcasm dripping from her tone.
"Look will you let me or not?"
>"If I could yeah, unfortunately it ain't up to me. At least not by myself."
>That's regrettable.
"Then who do I need to talk to? The lunch lady?"
>"Granny Smith? Nah." she shakes her head, "Ya need to talk to my brother Big Macintosh, that's where he keeps all his private stuff along with the heavy equipment for harvest."
"Great. Where is he?"
>"Dunno where he is now, but I know where you can find him during lunch."
>Well, that's better than nothing you suppose.
"That'll be great Applejack."
>"Is that all? Because I got homework I forgot to finish last night that I need to get done before class starts."
>You snort with a grin.
"Don't worry about it, I got a slip from the Principal to let you out of class."
>She raises a brow, "Really?"
"Yep, just a second."
>You walk over to Ms. Raven as she is busy grading papers as Applejack watches you.
>>27208393
>Geeze, this lady looks like she's about to keel over any minute now.
>Talking to the teacher, you explain the slip and make up a plausible lie.
>You have to repeat a few things however but she essentially understands the gist of it and smiles.
>"Alright, Applejack you're free to go. And you're fine to just turn in the assignment on Monday."
>"Um, thanks Ms. R." she says.
>Grabbing her things, she follows you outside and shuts the door behind her.
>"How did you?"
"Don't make me relive it. Just go with it."
>Nodding, she walks down the hall with you silently.
>"So... um... ah guess we got a free period." she says, scratching her cheek with a finger. "You want to hang out?"
>You shrug. May as well, you're starting to get bored with the library.
"Sure. Anything you got in mind?"
>"Nuh-uh. You?"
>You think for a few moments.
"Actually, there is something I guess we can do but we'll have to go to under the bleachers in the gym to do it. It would be... unwise for anyone else to see or walk in on us."
>"R-really?" she asks, face going flush again. "Well then what are we waiting for!"
>Enthusiastically, she tugs you by the arm and speeds you both to the gym.
>"Would it kill you to be a little gentler on a lady?"
"Not when you're this good Applejack."
>"Ah'll take that as a compliment." she says teasingly, "Yer not so bad yourself Mr. Witcher; having me on the ropes begging for mercy."
"For your first session, you're a pretty fast learner."
>"Can't take all the credit, Big Mac's a good teacher at this sorta thing."
"How did your brother learn?"
>"Internet mostly. He loved looking up stuff like this."
"That would explain it."
>"Be honest, if I weren't such a quick study you'd have just had your way with me. You like it rough don't you?"
>You shrug.
"Yeah... But I wanted to make your first time real memorable. The look you made was priceless."
>>27208411
>Pulling out a water bottle from your bag you offer it to Applejack who declines.
>Its really hot and stuffy under the bleachers however that's a given since you've been here awhile.
>Taking a swig you twist the cap back on and put it away.
"Alright, short breaks over. Let's get back to it."
>She pumps her fist confidently, "Ready as I'll ever be."
>You let out a chuckle.
"Let's go then. It's your move Aj."
>"Gotta say Anon, you really know how to show a lady a good time."
>There's a hint of sarcasm in her voice, but none with any malice or annoyance.
>Picking up her remaining hand, Applejack places down the Prince Stennis card onto your field and draws two cards from her deck.
>"Ah hope you enjoy Prince Penis's company." she says with a smirk.
"Prince Stennis, Aj. Stennis."
>"Eh tomato tomato."
>She's doing this on purpose. You've already explained this to her multiple times.
>You briefly wonder if the real Stennis actually was called that at one point or another.
"I'm curious at to what your strategy is. You've already used up the majority of your hand in the first round."
>"I won didn't I?"
"Maybe the battle, but we still have two rounds left."
>"One if I win." she adds.
>You play a decoy card and take the Stennis card into your hand, ending your turn to AJ's.
>She plays a second Blue Stripes Commando without hesitation.
>Playing the Prince Stennis card, you repeat the process to gain two new cards.
>Looking at the field, she no other cards on the field besides Prince Stennis, a Blue Stripe Commando and a Torrential Rain. With only one card left in her hand, you might have this in the bag.
>You play one of the cards you just drew, Biting Frost. Reducing her frontline units to one strength.
>The cowgirl frowns, and plays a second Blue Stripe Commando which also is reduced to one like the other despite its Tight Bond ability.
>Letting out an amused chuckle, you play your ace: Villentretenmerth.
>>27208437
>Thanks to the card's Scorch ability, Applejack's strongest close-combat unit will be destroyed, and since all her units are tied at one...
>Her field is cleared leaving you with the only unit in play.
>Next turn you'll play your Clear Weather card to remove the Biting Frost and Torrential Rain from the field, giving Villentretenmerth his original seven strength.
>Your last two cards are a Scorch and a Zerrikanian Fire Scorpion. Even if she plays a card with higher attack, you'll just Scorch it. If it's a hero you'll play the unit to win the round and tie the game.
>Either way you can't lose.
>And with no cards left for the last phase she'll have to pass and lose the game.
>Looking at the last card in her hand, she gives you a sad smile.
"Victory is mine. All hail the Gwent king."
>"Ah'm not so sure about that Anon."
>Applejack lays her last card on the field: Geralt of Rivia.
>Fuck.
>You were wondering where that card went.
>With Geralt card's fifteen strength and immunity to ability cards you can't do anything. Even with the Fire Scorpion your two points short.
>You look up from the field and see Applejack with a large shit eating grin plastered across her mug.
>"All hail the Gwent queen?"
>You roll your eyes.
"Can't believe you pulled three straight wins against me."
>"Maybe you're just a terrible player." she says punching you in the arm.
>You snort, but nevertheless grin all the same.
>"Rematch? Can't have the mighty Witcher lose to little ol' me in a card game."
>Looking at the time, lunch is almost upon you.
"As much as I would enjoy losing to you again; we better pack up, we still need to find your brother."
>You would be hard pressed to admit it, nonetheless you enjoyed the company.
>Not often you find anyone willing to play Gwent with you, let alone beat you so thoroughly.
>>27208450
>It felt good to unwind like that. Not having to worry about your problems with the Path or Sunset.
>Collecting the cards, you place them in their holders inside your backpack.
>Sure, it may seem strange to be carrying Gwent cards on your person. It's not like you actually have books or homework to put in here.
>"Say Anon?" Applejack asks, holding the Geralt card in her fingers. "This Geralt fella's a Witcher too right?
>"Yeah. Why?"
>"Sorta reminds me of you."
"Really now?"
>You guess you can consider that a compliment. Geralt of Rivia was one of the most famous Witcher's ever known.
>Though his name and exploits faded from common knowledge, outside of a few Northern Kingdom and Nilfgaardian historian groups, the legendary Witcher was one every Witcher in the modern day knew and strived to be like.
>His skill and prowess set the bar you were all expected to achieve. Especially for you and your brothers as practitioners of the Wolf School.
>"Gotta say, even in this tiny picture he's pretty easy on the eyes."
>Handing the card over to you, she just smiles.
>"Yet as handsome as he is, I already got a special someone that's always close by even if they don't know it yet." she says bashfully.
"Well hopefully they realize it, because right now any guy would be lucky to have you."
>"Keep sweet talkin' me and we'll see how far that gets you mister."
>Closing your pack, you offer your hand which Applejack gladly takes.
>Helping Applejack to her feet, you guide the both of you through the criss-cross of metal beams.
>>27208486
>Did it just get hot in here?
>You actually admitted something so personal to the guy you like.
>And the words he said back...
>Gosh darn are you all hot and bothered now.
>To make matters even worse, now Anon's holding your hand!
>"Aj you okay?" he asks.
>And he's started calling you by a nickname!
>HA! How 'bout them apples Rarity!
"Yeah, I'm fine."
>He probably doesn't realize it, but Anon should smile more often. He has a nice one.
>Sure, playing card games at school ain't romantic in the least; you at least got Anon to break out of his gloom and doom personality for a little while.
>That's what really matters right? Being his friend first and then working towards something more?
>You're not all that good with the wooing and flirting like Rarity is.
>The way she does it so casually makes you a little self-conscious to tell the truth. Though right now you couldn't feel more the opposite.
>You may not be all fancy like her but you have your way and she has hers.
>When you both reach the cafeteria, the lunch bell finally rings.
>As the other students start pouring out to get some food, Anon lets go of your hand and puts it in his pocket.
>You try to hide your disappointment, despite that you can't help but let out a longing sigh.
>It's frustrating that moments like these are too short.
---
That's it for now. Sorry for the sporadic posts, captachas are being a little weird for me.
Yes the fakeout was pretty obvious, they're not my forte, and not a lot happened. But hopefully it made you smile a bit if just a little.
>>27208515
Nice update
AXEY
>>27208304
HAH
Fucking kek, Lewdlestia
>>27208385
Man, at some point when the job is done he really needs to just corner her in her office and fuck her over her desk.
>>27208450
>"Can't believe you pulled three straight wins against me."
nigga is you serious
didnt he just introduce her to the game
this is so cliche it hurts
>>27208335
>>27208515
Please don't go down the 'everyone craves Anon's dick' path.
>>27208857
Applejack and Rarity were pretty much into him from the beginning.
>>27208903
That's fine, but I don't really want that number climbing any higher.
>>27208943
Celestia is only getting so sexual like that because she was axii'd.
>>27208353
>Shaking your butt for a blind person
Jesus, just pissing in the wind aren't we?
>>27209215
aint that some shit
>>27208993
This
>>27208857
Relax Anon
>>27208353
I want celestia to get oddly more aggressive with her advances.
>>27208993
more likeassii
>>27208437
you fucking tease
I need more lewd principal
>>27210007
We're you even trying on that one? Carlos would be disappointed in you.
>>27128454
Has this thread merged with Wardrobe Malfunctions Of Canterlot High?
>>27213548
Fuck.
Those threads were awesome.
>>27213571
Yeah but Thisguy disappeared from the face of /mlp/.
I wish he would come back.
>>27213636
A moment of silence for This guy, a writefag who didn't just write smut.
Good Night sweet prinse
>>27213644
Here is one good storie http://pastebin.com/WMC8N5ue
>>27213636
What about we make a thread to summon him?It's been a while.
>>27213835
Go ahead.
>>27213860
Sure,just give me a minute
>>27213938
remember the original prompt.
>>27215637
bump
>>27213644
I miss that fucker...
>>27216641
Bump.
>>27218093
Bump
just ate some bacon wrapped hotdogs drenched in ranch and im ready for axiianon
>>27218862
You had me till ranch.
>>27218998
I have this weird urge for ranch, kinda like guys who need A1 sauce on everything
>>27219193
That's more of a comfort food for me, that or else to make something taste good
>>27219672
Still ranch sauce and bacon wrapped hotdogs i a weird combination.
>>27221918
is kill
>>27222115
Not just yet.
>>27208515
"Now we just wait."
>"Mmhmm." Applejack hums.
>Students begin trickling into the cafeteria. Some head to the lunch line, other's head directly to their own established tables.
>Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash both walk through the double doors and wave to you two.
>Well, the former does. Dash just looks over to you and scowls like always.
>"There he is." Applejack says.
>Entering the room is a tall, well-built looking guy with messy orange hair.
"That's your brother?"
>"Eeyup. Big Macintosh may look intimidating, but he's a real softy inside."
>You watch as Big Macintosh walks through the crowd and takes a seat at an empty table with a sack lunch in hand.
“He’s a big guy.”
>"You're not scared of him are you?"
>You give the girl next to you an incredulous look.
"You're asking the professional monster hunter if he's scared of a high schooler."
>"Point taken."
>Getting up you walk over to Big Mac's table and take a seat across from him.
>Applejack just stands between you two besides the table.
>He lazily looks between you two before opening his sack and pulling out a sandwich.
>"Howdy Mac." Applejack greets. "This here's Anon."
>The boy says giving you a small nod of acknowledgment.
>"He has something to ask you."
"I need to borrow the land to the northern part of your farm."
>He thinks over your words for a few moments.
>"Eenope."
>Yeah, you knew it wouldn't have been this easy.
"If you need, I'll pay for the land. I only need it for a few months."
>"Eenope."
>...
>"C'mon Mac, I know it's a strange thing to ask but I'll vouch for Anon. He really needs to use the northern plots."
>Big Macintosh just silently eats as he listens to his sister's pleas.
>Facing back to you, through your glasses he seems to be looking you over. Probably to gauge your trustworthiness.
>>27222300
>Applejack scrunches her nose, "He wants to know what you need the land for."
"The fewer questions asked the better but it's not for anything illegal. Just extremely private. If you really want to know Applejack can tell you at your own home."
>"Can't."
>These one word responses are going to drive you mad.
"You can't or won't."
>"Eeyup."
>Wagging a finger to Applejack, she bends over to you.
>Leaning in, you whisper into your ear.
"If your brother says “Eeyup” or “Eenope” one more time, I'm going to start getting violent."
>Nodding, she turns to her brother.
>"Look Big Mac, this is really important. And it would mean the world to me if you could let Anon do his thing, it'll help Sunset Shimmer too."
>"Magic?"
>Finally some variance in his speech.
>"Sorta."
>"Is it gonna destroy the land?"
>Applejack looks to you.
"Other than digging up some dirt no. If you have the tools, I can also construct most of what I'll need myself and pay for the use of those as well."
>He raises an eyebrow at your last comment. You can see him eye your cane and glasses.
>Applejack, the smart girl she is, picks up on that.
>"I'll explain later at home."
>Not saying a word, he puts his sandwich down and moves it to the side.
>Applejack's frowns, "Mac, c'mon not now. Anon said he be willin' to compensate us."
"What?"
>"He wants to wrestle you."
"Excuse me?"
>"Ya know, arm wrestle.”
“Oh. Why?”
>“I dunno, some sort of guy thing I guess."
>Putting his right arm on the table, he just waits for you to accept his challenge.
"I win I get to use the land?"
>"Eeyup."
"Guessing you don't expect me to win huh?"
>"Eenope." he says shaking his head.
>Suddenly you hear someone place a tray down next to you.
>"Hey this dude's gonna arm wrestle Big Macintosh!" the boy announces to the cafeteria.
>>27222300
aww shiet
>>27222310
>Eyes and ears all focus on your table as you begin to hear murmurs among the now forming crowd.
>"The blind kid is trying to take on Big Macintosh?"
>"Is he fo' real yo?"
>"Ugh, boys and their need to show dominance."
>"I'd totally love Macintosh to use those large hands on me!"
>"HEY! AH HEARD THAT!" Applejack yells out in the direction of that last commentor.
>Soon enough, a large circle of students forms around your table.
>Attention you don't need.
>Wonderful. Just fucking wonderful.
>But unless you want to waste time searching for alternatives, your only choice is to wrestle Applejack's brother.
"Fine."
>You prop your left arm up on the table and clamp together your hand with Mac's.
>His eyes widen just a bit at your unexpected grip.
>Shaking her head, Applejack just grabs both of your hands.
>"Let's just get it over with. Ready on three."
>"1... 2... 3!"
>She releases your hands as Big Macintosh begins applying strength to bring your arm down.
>You have to admit, he's not weak by any means. You actually have to try to keep pace with him.
>Still, your opponent is still just a teenager.
>A strong teenager, but a teenager nonetheless.
>You can see him grit his teeth and muscles tensing up as he tries his hardest to beat you. Instead, you just apply equal force to counteract that.
>Even with your off-hand, your strength still outmatches him.
>But as easily as it would be to just slam his hand on the table and end this, you have a disguise to keep still.
>Letting Big Macintosh gain some ground, you make it look like he has your number a few times before you decide that this is convincing enough.
>Slowly you force his hand down on the table, making it look like you struggled the entire time.
>The room is deathly silent as looks on slack jawed.
>Getting up from your chair, a few students clear their way for you.
>Big Macintosh grimaces as he massages his sore arm.
>>27222330
"We got a deal?"
>Your opponent nods, as the crowd begins to break apart. The main show ending a bit anticlimactically.
>A few people express a bit of disbelief, while others begin arguing whether or not Mac purposely threw the contest.
>Leaving, Applejack quickly checks her brother before running after you.
>"So, when you comin' over?"
"Probably around five or so. I need to grab a few things before I can start working on the training area."
>"Just what exactly are you building?"
"Well, for starters, a couple of dummies, a small course and a dueling ring."
>Applejack looks at you like you grew a second head.
>"Did you just say dueling ring?"
"Yeah. If Sunset wants to fight like a Witcher, she's going to be trained like a Witcher."
>"It won't kill her will it? Because I'm gonna have to step in if that's happenin'."
"I know what I'm doing. I'll make sure the regime isn't lethal in any way. She may get a few arrows shot at her though..."
>"Anon." she growls. "I don't want my friend to end up becoming a pincushion or accidentally chopping her own head off."
"They'll be blunted, lighten up. And she's not gonna get near a real sword for the first bit anyway."
>Stepping outside, you turn and face Applejack who crosses her arms at you.
>"Well, as long as you, Sunset and Rainbow don't get hurt too bad I guess it'll be alright."
>Wait what?
"Why Rainbow?"
>She looks at you quizzically.
>"Did ya forget already? Sunset said that Rainbow was also joining in on your little self-defense course."
>Shit.
>She's right. You did forget.
>Sunset mentioned something about that when you were both taken to the Vice-Principal's office.
"Fuck. I'll have to make some adjustments then. If you see Sunset tell her to drop by the farm on Sunday before seven."
>>27222345
>You begin walking away when Applejack grabs your shoulder.
>"Where are you going? We still got school."
"Correction, you still have school. I meanwhile am going to be getting materials brought to the farm. I'm going to be busy for the next few days."
"Well, guess I'll see you later then."
"And tell your Granny you're going to have visitors working at your farm. I don't need her crying "Timber wolves" and firing that shotgun at me again."
>The cowgirl's eyes widen, "That was YOU!? Do you have any idea how long Granny made us stay up to watch out for Timberwolves? Anon why I oughta..."
>She slides her sleeves up and begins angrily marching towards you.
>Smirking, you make haste off school grounds and towards the nearest hardware store as Applejack briefly tries to give chase.
>With Anon too far to catch, you just huff.
>You'll get him back later.
>That knucklehead is the reason you ended up failing that math test because you didn't get enough sleep.
>Granny Smith's super serious when it comes to wolves.
>Though now that you think about it. It sorta makes sense, Anon is sorta a wolf with that necklace thing of his.
>Walking back into the lunchroom, everyone's already forgot about the small bout between Anon and your brother.
>Looking over at Big Macintosh, you can tell he's still a little sore from the fight. Both physically and emotionally.
>You've known him for all your life, you can tell when he's irritated or not.
>Most of the time at least.
>He'll get over it. Big Mac's never let something like this get to him.
>Sitting back at your usual table, Rarity and Fluttershy have already joined Pinkie Pie and Dash.
>"What was that about?" Rarity asks. "When I came in everyone was gathered around."
"Big Macintosh arm wrestled Anon."
>"Oh my, I hope Anon is okay." Fluttershy says.
>"Guessing Big M put Anon in his place finally?" Rainbow Dash asks, poking a straw into her milk carton and taking a sip.
>>27222363
"Nope, Anon beat Big Macintosh pretty easily."
>Rainbow's eyes bulge out as she sprays all the milk in her mouth all over Rarity.
>"RAINBOW DASH! EW! MY CLOTHES!"
>Quickly standing up, she runs out of the lunch room fanning herself.
>You laugh a bit at Rarity's misfortune.
>"Are you serious?!"
"As serious as Rarity is when it comes to fashion or you when it comes to the Wonderbolts."
>"How easily are we talking?"
"Anon let Big Mac close to winning before forcing Big Macintosh's hand all the way to the other side. Others may not have noticed, but Big Mac and I have arm wrestled enough to know when someone puts on a show."
>"No way. Mac is probably having an off day."
"I don't think he-"
>Scooting out of her chair, Rainbow makes her way to Big Macintosh's table.
>You can't hear what Dash is saying over all the noise from everyone else, but you can see her slamming her elbow on the table.
>Your brother gives her a lazy look and shrugs, propping his arm on the table they both clasp hands.
>There's no real reason to watch, instead just focusing on Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie who also look a bit irked at Rainbow's antics.
"I'm gonna grab some grub, be right back."
>"Okie dokie loki!"
>As you walk off, you can hear a smack and a cry of pain from Rainbow Dash.
>By the time you get back with your own lunch, everyone's gathered at the table.
>Fluttershy's helping Dash with her arm, and Rarity is wearing something entirely new and chatting with Pinkie Pie.
>Meanwhile Sunset Shimmer's just eating a salad listening into the latter's conversation.
>As soon as she sees you she gets your attention.
>"So I heard Anon and Big Macintosh got into a little arm wrestling contest."
"You heard right."
>"Did something happen? Because I don't think Anonymous or your brother just challenge people out of the blue."
>>27222310
>>Wagging a finger to Applejack, she bends over to you.
>>Leaning in, you whisper into your ear.
>"If your brother says “Eeyup” or “Eenope” one more time, I'm going to start getting violent."
Fucking kek.
>>27222379
>You set down your tray and begin eating.
"Anon wanted to use some land on our farm for your little self-defense classes with Dash."
>"Really? Where is he now?"
"Mmhmm, said he was going to get some things to build the stuff yer going to be using."
>Sunset looks a little shocked.
"Not quite what you were expecting?”
>"A little. I guess I thought this was going to be like those self-defense classes at the community center."
>”Sunset are you having second thoughts?” Fluttershy asks.
>Sunset doesn’t answer, but you can tell she’s thinking about it.
>"Darling, you know Anonymous. He takes things very seriously. I don't think it would be kind to him or yourself to just back out now."
>She puts her head into her arms, "I guess I get what I payed for. Princess Twilight said she even made Anon my unofficial bodyguard..."
"Wait Princess Twilight was here?"
>This gets all your friends' attention.
>Sunset nods her head. "She dropped off the silver yesterday with me personally."
>"Aww, you could have told us. It's been awhile since she last came to visit."
>"Who came to visit who?" a voice asks.
>Turning, the voice belongs to your worlds Twilight.
"Howdy Twi. We were just talking about the other Twilight."
>"Oh. How is she?" she asks. "We didn't get much time to talk to each other last time."
>Your version of Twilight sits down at the table.
