What would you do if you were the dragonlord?
>>27117006
make OP stop being a faggot.
>>27117006
Make the dragons bring back Shimmer to Equestria so I can make her my gf.
>>27117006
put a dragon cloaca in my dragon dick
>>27117006
>rape
>>27117006
id make equestria great again.
>>27117006
fuck Ember in front of her father ...
>>27117018
He said if you were dragonlord, not a miracle worker.
>>27117006
Get down and dirty
>>27117006
Conquer Equestria.
>>27117060
>not fucking her father in front of her
>>27117231
>not fucking yourself in front of a mirror
>>27117359
>not fucking your mirror
Take Ember as my queen.
Like what the fuck else...
>>27117006
Every Monday is now officially silly hat day, also every Tuesday you are required to wear a drug rag.
>>27117006
I'd ban Wednesdays. Because fuck Wednesday.
>>27117365
>not letting the mirror to fuck you
>>27117048
"My Father gave my a small loan of a million bits"
>>27117006
Try to cut some deals with Equestria. We have raw wealth, they have an industrial base. Some of us actually like creature comforts (ex. that dragon that wanted pillows), and I don't want to risk open conflict with potentially four alicorns.
>>27117006
Attempt to conquer the world, but get my shit pushed in by a descendant of some ancient hero...But not before I turn into a dragon and this starts playing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkyZSG2ZF9Y
>>27117809
>not asking mirror to fuck Your projection in the mirror
Order all dragon bitches to gobble my knob.
Dude i'm serious ...
> Spike is a dragon lord, we declare a war with pony
> Rarity 1st waifu, Ember 2rd waifu
> Assign Twilight sparkle as a second commander in chief
> First Filly Delphy and Griffon Territory
> All killed no alive
> Destroy Cantarlot Capital City
> Tia and Luna capture alive and become a public sex slave
> Now Pony Ville is a Capital City, Start New monarchy
> Spike the Dragon monarchy, Change currency to $ (King's Spike the Great I)
> reset year to 0
> Year 0
> Sign agreement with king sombra and rule 51% of this world
> Year 1
> Destroy Crystal Empire in the north
> Year 2
> YakYak gone, continue destroy Manehattan and Bug Bear Territory
>>27117006
I'd make all dragons masturbate in front of every female dragon they saw. If the female reacts positively, you are allowed to fuck her, but if they are grossed out and leave, you are never allowed to fuck ever again.
Same thing as Spike.
Give it to Ember so she can do all the work.
>>27117006
Tell everyone to be more dragon-y.
Think about the universe and stuff.
>>27117025
>Be Anon
>Use big dragon dildo to make dragons do your bidding
>First order of business bring back shitty waifu from >no hooves land
>Send army of dragons through the world to burn it down and take one prisoner
>Two problems
>Your powerful dragon army is now an army of dogs
>Your waifu is still shit
>>27117006
Re-write the entire episode
>>27118238
>Send army of dragons through the world to burn it down and take one prisoner
you got it
wait a minute....
>>27118238
in year 1822
After King Sombra pass away (1030 BE to Year 1,800)
King Spike I, first visit of the Neo Crystal Empire
this visit increased his popular in Neo Crystal Empire People.
15 August 1822
King Spike I in full uniform arrived at Neo Crystal Empire Palace
by 3 miles cavalia parade on the street, with loudly announcing
"Your Majesty is welcome to Neo Crystal Empire !"
the King was presented with the keys to the city and
"the hearts and persons" of its people.
16 August 1822
Coronation day
King Spike I, H.M. Speech
It was the most terrible task and the most terrible order which
could have been given to an organisation: the order to solve
the Jewish question. In this circle, I may say it frankly with
a few sentences. It is good that we had the severity to
exterminate the Jews in our domain.
17 August 1822
Execute order 99
8 May 1945
VE Day (Victory in Equestria)
and rules this world.
8 October 2008
Royal Bank of Spike (RBS) went bankrupt, by some dude name
Sir Fred Goodwin.The UKS (de United Kingdom of Spike) government
says it is to inject all people TAX income, a total of up to
$2.1 trillion trillion into it with eye bleeding but nothing happen.
.... and that called a financial crisis.
OK?
>>27118324
Wut
>>27118038
>2rd
>>27117006
FUCK EMBER
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>>27117006
i would 404 this thread
>>27118421
My dream
>>27117006
Publicly execute ember
>>27118981
Yes. Yes man we get it. You want this board to be strictly all furfaggotry. But she is a Canon character so she belongs aswell
>>27119000
NO! She will never be accepted here, emberfags are the real furfags. We are above them.
>not trying to change the status quo of the dragons
>not becoming the true leader the this nation needsI think in this kind of thread, you need one or two smart answers.The image is from the game: Endless Legend
>>27118038
>agreement with king sombra and rule 51% of this world
I like this.
>>27117006
Jokes on you.I am a dragonlord.
>>27119943
Thanks for reminding me that exists.
>>27119943
Gah... the time i wasted in that and runescape when I was little....
>>27117006
Make ember suck my dick ofcourse
>>27119010
>We are above them
>Furfags are above Furfags
Lol.
>>27117006
first order of business: comission a nice portrait of myself.Then send it to princess Celestia and Luna and ask if they'd like to create dragon/alicorn hybrid children together or have a lot of fun trying.
>>27118421
im trying okay?
>>27117006
Unify the dragons under one banner. No longer would the world fear random dragon attacks or worry about an angry lizard making house in a nearby mountain. They need only fear of an army of dragons running their nation into the ground should they not comply with our demands. Our demands are simple.
Half your food.
Half your gems.
>>27120305
Fuck off furcunt. No hooves means it's furfaggotry and ember is anthro.
>>27118238
When they pulled you out of the oxygen tent. You asked for the latest party.
>>27117031
>>in
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>>27117006
Make poniesreal.
