Why is she so perfect?
>>27114377
Because of all the butthurt she causes?
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
>>27114377
One word... handlebars
>anthro
>>27114447
Come on, you can do better than that.
Your contemporaries on the various other threads have more originality and creativity than that.
You gotta try harder to give us some butthurt worthy of laughing at.
>>27114489
And that other thread has been deleted.
It's obvious that this is anthro faggot
>>27114866
other thread was pruned because it was nothing but meta arguments.
this is your only reply.
>>27114420
This has been some intense drama, I'll give you that. This might break EqG and MMC for the most drama caused.
>>27114377
do you think the membrane on dragon wings heals if its sliced open? it seems like an area thats prone to injuries.
>>27114420
Feels pretty fucking good man. This is going down in history.
Seth must be partying hard knowing that /mlp/ has accepted his dragonfucking.
>>27114900
I think it's stronger than it looks, so when it's injured it's a pretty significant reason.
>>27114866
>>27114447
I know you think you're being 'funny', but I advise you to stop before you make yourself look even more retarded.
>>27114889
I'd say top 3.
Right beghind 'save derpy' and 'MMC'
>>27114900
Pretty sure anything with proper care can be healed.
>>27114917
Nope. Seth is still a faggot for having multiple waifus.
>>27114879
Also cuz the OP pic was NSFW.
>>27114930
How am I making myself look retarded, mon ami?
Because I recognize when someone breaks the rules?
>>27114917
emberfags are fucking degenerates, I can't wait till mods ban her.
>>27114953
>not knowing that being a rulefag makes you look retarded
>>27114953
>>27114989
Man you must be the most boring person to funpost with. No pizzas, no new buzzwords, or the horned memes that crop up daily. Just repedativeness the words that hold no emotion. smhtbhfam
>>27115003
>le rulefag meme
emberfag, you're a rule breaker, fuck off.
>>27114917
Nobody except a handful of people have accepted it, faggot
>>27114989
Slowly, Simon huddles to his computer, his extreme weight makes it harder to navigate across the floor filled with empty Mountain Dew cans and dragon dildos. He sits down on his greasy chair which groans at the shock of his 120lbs behind bearing down on it, and presses the start button on his old and crusty Dell. As his computer awakes with a humming sound he brushes the pizza crumbs off the dossier in his lap and opens it.
His elbow accidentally knocks down an empty tube of vaseline and exposes an old picture which he had been long forgotten. Simon was surprised to see it was still there. "Oh Miranda, why wouldn't you love me?" Simon whimpers under his breath. Painful memories from high school flashes by, being rejected by his love, her friends laughing at him, he starts to cry and runs off. To this day he is a virgin. "I don't need her, or any white woman for that matter!" Simon bitterly mutters and throws the picture of Miranda in the trash, which is already full with kleenex tissues.
Quickly logging into his computer Simon is greeted by his screensaver picturing a huge black cock. After discovering the internet he soon found an outlet for his sexuality by fapping to cuckold porn. He wanted to approach Tyrone about his feelings, just so that he could lose his virginity before he turned 25. Still, Simon had not found the courage to talk to Tyrone, or anyone except his mother after high school for that matter. "I just wanted to suck your dick Tyrone..." He sighed.
Simon opens up Internet explorer and searches on bing for /mlp/. Suddenly he remembers his mother, she always told me to get a job in STEM, or become a lawyer. "Get a real job Simon! Please!" She would say, but she doesn't understand! She doesn't understand how important it is to protect /mlp/ from these shitposters and emberfags!! He starts typing: "emberfags are fucking degenerates..."
>report shitposts
>do not reply to shitposts
Because she has no hooves whatsoever.
I think I'm in love.
:3c <333
>>27114989
>emberfags are fucking degenerates, I can't wait till mods ban her.
>I can't wait till mods ban her.
>ban
>literally a character in the show
Nigga, you realize how stupid you sound?
>>27114420
>Spamming the nu-flavor of the week
>Thinking people won't be annoyed
>>27115024
>emberfag
>implying I'm not just here for the butthurt about emberfags
Nigga, I haven't even watched the episode yet.
>>27115034
Oh I'm laughin.
>>27114953
>>27114989
>>27115024
more like these pls
>>27115034
Can this become a pasta if it already isn't?
>>27115054
He's not stupid doe.
If it breaks the no anthro rule the mods WILL ban it.
>>27115055
Hopefully mods will ban the fags spamming the board with a rule breaking character. She will never appear or be mentioned in the show again, so just ban her anyways.
>>27115112
THIS
Stay mad furfags
>spike
>not anthro
mods don't forget to ban spike posters too pls
>>27115123
>furfags
>the ones who are mad
>not the ones posting in every thread about muh rules and furfag degenerates
kek
Jesus, /mlp/ I can't wait till she shows up in the show again just for more of this entertainment. I don't even give a shit about her and yet you have me in her threads reading posts so not to miss this drama.
>>27115150
She will NEVER appear in the show again. Get bent fagtron.
So besides the causual cuck ups.
Anybody else like the design? We might have an actual first female tsun on the show.
>>27115161
Is that fact speaking or your own butthurt speaking?
scruffy where the fuck are you?
>>27115034
>searches on bing for /mlp/
I don't feel like sifting through reaction images, but just so you know, I chuckled
>>27115181
Don't worry, scruffy will save us from the furfag invasion.
>>27115169
Trixie and Limestone are both tsun.
>>27115237
And they're not a bitch like ember is.
>>27115237
cant wait for trixie to come back.
not because she wants to or anything.
>>27115098
Delusion is a common symptom of butthurt. But keep telling yourselves that the mods will be your white knights. It will make your dreams being crushed all the more delicious.
>>27115252
>Limestone
>Trixie
Nigga do you even know what tsun even means? I'm not even weeb and even I know what it is.
>>27115293
He's not delusional.
If it breaks the no anthro rule it will get deleted no matter what famicon
>>27115169
I think Moondancer was.
>>27115327
"...If it breaks the no anthro..." Simon is frustrated and is sweating excessively now, his temper rising. "Fucking furry scum!" he bellows at his screen. "I wish you all go extinct! Thinking you belong on my /mlp/ and taking up threads on the board I was going to use to make Hi Anon, vore, and EQG writefag prompt threads!" In his anger he hits his Sunset Shimmer figure off his table.
Suddenly he feels guilty, "I'm sorry Sunset." Trying to calm himself down he looks at and salutes his wall which he has covered in Sunset, JIDF and cuckold posters. In the middle of the unholy mess is a framed picture containing only the words "Pony porn isn't furry."
His spirits lifted, he turns back to his Dell, and with fiery passion for Scruffy the greatest hero /mlp/ has ever seen burning in his little boy heart, he continues, "...it will get deleted no matter what..."
>>27115377
10/10
Would read again
>>27115377
Kek,that was a good one
>>27115377
This is absolutely hilarious, keep doing this.
>>27115454
sure thing senpai
>>27115327
>>>/co/81944359
Your move, faggulotl.
>>27115454
>all less than a minute from each other
>samefag
stay butthurt
>>27115472
Strange, it got deleted. /co/ mods have been lenient on zootopia despite being furry because it's a disney movie.
>>27115454
Simon is openly sobbing now. Talking about furries has awoken his old memories of masturbating to his PinkieParty’s fursona two years ago. He met her on ponychan and wanted to have sex with her, but when he finally met her in real life in his basement she abandoned him in disgust like everyone else. When he cried about it on ponychan, the mods permabanned him.
That night, he almost hanged himself. The only thing that kept him from doing it was the knowledge that he had to keep /mlp/ free from furries, so none of them could ruin anyone’s lives like PinkieParty’s had ruined his. It was his holy quest, like Israel's to defend itself against all the Nazis and racists who wanted it gone.
Shoving his fifth slice of pizza down his throat like the black cocks he fantasizes about sucking, Simon pounds out furiously, “Samefag”
>>27115529
One guy is posting porn it seems so they're nuking the threads.
>>27115472
It's not down, we just can't crosslink there.
>>27114377
because lumineko owns them
>>27115548
>>27115553
Yeah, thread is still active. It is however on page 10, so might as well consider it deleted since it's about to be archived soon.
>>27115597
Disgusting
>>27115472
/mlp/ no anthro rule is much more strict than /co/'s.
Good thing there's no anthro on this board then, huh?
to answer op
i think it is the badass duo and knowing Spike has room for growth
Ember is "independent" but not stupid bitchy, and written realistically. I think there are a portion of people who ID with spike, so there is that to. Dilligent, loyal, smart, has a glass half full outlook most of the time, doesn't give a fuck about lots of things ect
i was expecting him to get an upgrade in size or wings with the Staff , but sadly it never happened
lots of healthy good Male/Female chemistry this season
>>27115860
There isn't.
>>27115377
>>27115539
Thanks for the laffs anon. This is for your hard work.
>>27115123
>calling out furfags
>literally the same thing, except ponyfags watch mlp
>>27115327
>tfw anthro by definition means ponies in general are anthro
>>27114420
I don't get it
what butthurt is she causing?
I thought many on /mlp/ like her character
>>27117164
except the guy who is trying to force the non-anthro rule for not good reason
maybe it's the same guy who went to threads that not even were promps and started to quotie scruffy and call everyone who answered a cringy roleplayer
>>27117154
It's not.
>ember
>anthro
By your logic spike is anthro too and should be banned.
>>27117217
It should.
>>27117226
It shouldn't
I love how threads always devolve away from the topic and into bickering about minor stuff
because who wants to think
oh 4chan
>>27114377
Because this is Spikes new waifu
>>27114420
Why is she causing so much butthurt anyway? I haven't been around lately. Is it just the antispikefag autists throwing a shitfit because he got a decent episode for a change?
>>27117262
it's about not being labeled and associated with what they hate
what matters is that for anyone looking in on the fandom, would call us furfags for wanting to fuck ponies
>>27117301
It's like 2 people spamming the threads. Butthurt furries and trolls.
>>27117120
Beautiful.
>Ember threads were good for LITERALLY ONE DAY before devolving into shitpost central
>>27117301
there are people that are vehemently opposed to seeing healthy and REALISTIC hetero relationships displayed. in fact, this is a trend in all fandoms for new cartoons recently, not just pony
but sticking to pony, people are also butthurt about tender hooves and Apple Bloom, and Starlight Shimmer and Sunburst
maybe they don't believe it is actually possible, so they don't want it giving the wrong impression on people, even it cartons are supposed to be idealistic worlds to escape from the very unidealistic real world, even though pony has deconstructed and reconstructed these themes numerous times in show and through the fandom in a way everyone can attest to but can't quite put into words, or at least not on the spot, and certainly not off of the internet.
But I think this redefining and "reconstructing" of pony is driving more people to indulge in the taboo and guilt pleasure of bronydom, who surprise themselves when they get caught by the shipping bug as a result of seeing potential in characters , and that leaves those who have become so pessimistic in the real world but still enjoy pony to question those who try to enjoy idealism in a cartoon and seek to grow it
>>27115597
More dragoness in armor pls
She will be in another episode.....right?
>>27117319
so this means we may return to sunburstbutt threads?
>>27117395
Where do you think all the dragons got their armour? Do you suspect they all have it in order to fight in some sort of conflict one day?
Dis bitch be sexy as fuck.
Ember is the new MLP Ultimate Waifu for Laifu.
>>27117423
Dragon villages we never get to see. They have smithys and such.
>>27117395
>>27117372
>healthy relationships
I direct you to the Ember green text story in this thread
it nails exactly what you are getting at, but in story from
>>27115683
>>27114377
Why did it take so long for there to be grill dragons? Even the uggos were still cute somehow.
>>27117502
Because Dragon Quest felt the need to carry some weird underlying misandrist moral through its story by making all the bully teenage dragons frat boy males.
Seriously even one female dragon in that group and it would have still been a shit episode, but at least nothing worse. As it is it's interestingly awful, to the point where even Larson admitted he thought it was the worst episode and that the writing behind it felt 'angry'.
>>27117301
>Why is she causing so much butthurt anyway?
Pic kinda of related, everytime a fotm subject is brought up and there are 10 threads a day about it there is always going to be someone butthurt about it, shitposters see all the whining and start pushing further for the lulz, which of course cause civil wars between triggered autists, moronic fans and shitposters false flagging
In other words, something that would naturally die of irrelevance after a while is kept alive by flamewars, kinda like pone actually
>>27114377
cloaca
>>27115034
God tier post.
>>27115357
nah. she didn't put up a "i didn't do it for you or anything!" front. comparably, she wore her real emotions on her sleeve right off the bat.
>>27114377
except 1 thing OP,... this is a "PONY" show
not a "DRAGON" show u no ?
>>27114377
why is twilight so useless?
>>27117488
the author posted another link here, thanks for the reccomenation anon, i see what you meant about the story
http://pastebin.com/DVW3SwLt
>>27115034
What is with all the butthurt with you autists about dragons now, and how the fuck is it anthro?
>>27118154
this here
>>27115034
its not the dragons per say, its the relationship, although I guess the culture differences between dragons and ponies spawned the personalities that make the relationship so well liked.
>>27118172
and also this
>>27117372
>>27118154
For some reason this comes in mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gSQg1i_q2g
>butthurt with you autists about dragons now
It is like, people were blind to see Spike a dragon all the time. I mean, if Spike is a dragon, then there are other dragons too, right? It is expected from the universe, that dragon might appear in the show, which they did.
Secondly, it's quite strange. There was Dragon Quest. Aside from bitching about quality of episode, there was a huge gay club for Fizzle (the white dragon guy). Hmm, perhaps that's the issue?
>how the fuck is it anthro
Ignorance. everyone knows that anthro needs to have human-like breasts and clitoris
>>27118205
She's standing on two feet, that's anthro
>>27118557
- hands
- feets
- tail
- anthro anatomy
- loved by all the furry dudebro scum on /mlp/ proud that this char is in the fucking grey area
I hated this episode. Why couldn't they make dragons hermaphrodite or genderless? Or four-legged?
We should write a mail to DHX or Hasbro explaining them winking to the FURRY community is baiting for more PORN.
Fuck this rape culture.
Anthrofur artists are those who brings in the rape culture here on /mlp/
>>27118583
>muh raep culture
Go back to Dumblr and learn to b8 properly.
>>27117301
Butthurt groups
1. Scalie haters who can't imagine fapping to something other than pony
2. Shippers like Sparityfags and Starlight/Spike fags who got their headcannons rekt
3. Anti-shippers who notice a pattern of more male/female development and can't comprehend that the characters might start their own families without non existing Anon-kun
GR15b: All Ember threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /ember/.
MLPR5: Ponies only—no anthro—no Ember.
>>27118657
An entire board for Ember? Wouldn't she just get shoved into /trash/ where mlp anthro is permitted?
>>27118682
it would be a board for all dragon and scalies stuff
it would be called /scale/
>>27118657
>>27118682
>>27119378
The mods refuse to make /EqG/, what makes you think they'll want to make /scale/.
>>27119384
I don't care, just saying that if they were, they might as well make it for all scaly things
>The mods refuse to make /EqG/
they did, and it's called /trash/
seriously though, it's funny to see all this shit going on over a single character
I bet the people calling foul are the same ones who were pushing for EqG to be banned too
>>27117120
combine all of them into one,.
>>27118655
>Starlight/Spike
I like Sparlight and I'd totally bang Ember.
>>27119468
Nah, wouldn't work out. The three ships in that image work out perfectly.
>>27119406
And the same people who were shitposting Barney and penn back in the scruffening.
>>27118655
It's pretty sad how low /mlp/ has sunk accepting straight shipping.
>>27119667
Anon+Pony is often straight shipping, anduntil recently/mlp/ was flooded with threads all about it.
What IS truly sad is that basic male to female interaction is so uncommon that the moment one even says hello to one of the mares, /mlp/ immediately assumes they have to be fucking.
Or, you know, the fact that we've been flooded with shipperfags/retards who want to trigger anti-shipping fags.
I personally dont care for ships since I just want ponies doing cute things with each other, but this whole shipping/anti-shipping business does become grating with its prevalence.
because she is a cliched tough guy who suddenly understands the meaning of friendship, thats why
>>27114447
alright, then, now you have to go to Spike threads and claim anthro on them as well
if what you're saying is true, then Spike fits in the same way
>>27119762
I don't give a fuck about shipping.
I just want something to masturbate to and lesbian doesn't do it for me.
