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>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
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SPoilerd for Cow oudders
>Petunai makes her way to the door as you stop her.
“Petunia wait!”
>”Yes dad?”
“Yo’re udders are showings Heweeite, here, hid yer sweeter cows.”
>”DaDDy! I HATE using the sweater cow!”
“Now ePEtunia, you know that nsome pussy ass anon is gonn aget triggerd and report you tou the royal gestapso, and we don’t want that sweetie. Now cmon, put on the sweetrer dog.”
>She sighs annoyed and lumbers over before picking up her arms as youu drape the larger skirth like garb over her and stopping over her meatey cow udders, past her regular guhman udders,.
>She give s a tap test and does a little bounc to test the jiggle before deeming it safe to wear ,”Ok dad, am I good now”?
”Yes swettie, no pussy whipped anons are gonna get offended now that you are in your cow burqA.”
>Today was a cow problems day.
>>27110136
TOUCH THE COW
>>27110136
Go to bed, Anon. Write when you're less inebriated
>>27110136
I agree actually, Anon. And usually people allow it since cow udders are so normalized they appear uncensored in many pieced of children's material.
But between people who hate satyr general, people with an 1910 concept of decency, cocksucking rulefags, and that people will probably think a cow udder on anything other than a pure bovine is a fetish thing, it's best to keep them out of the thread header that everyone checking the catalogue will see, lest we risk random deletion.
>>27110136
It's hilarious to watch drunk people try and write stories.
>>27110215
I can do more for you ANon, I cna do whtetrver random one shots you want m,e. to make.
JUst dont do characters taht suck
>>27110253
Udder contest between Kimmy Mera and Petunia.
Petunias breasts and udder are much bigger, but Kimmy's got an extra six tiger teats.
Who will win?
>>27110286
>Kimmy and Mera stand on their side of the ring, and practive breathing as they jiggle their cancerous udders, an ally of them I don’t know who rubs their soldiers non sensualkly “You gotta keep at it Mera! Don’t lost to tnhis fucking wahale of a cow.”]\
captcha is hard asw fuck while drnnl
>”I got it boss, that cow is going to pasture.”
>On the ther side PEtunaia has her hsoolders rbeed buy Utha, “Now, im not a man of simple things, but you gotta get in there, and uh, whop that kimeras ass,”:
>”I got It sweetiue, I wont let yhou down.”
>The bell dings a ling as the two meet in the center ot square off in the octagonm,, bounding their bulbous growths they then smack titties agsint one another as the crowd cheers on..
>Mammary against mammary they smake their teets raw as the Pogo ref steps in, “No rough tetting damn it!”
>In the end Petunia won, because quality of over quanity bitch.
>Kimmy and Mera stand on their side of the ring, and practive breathing as they jiggle their cancerous udders, an ally of them I don’t know who rubs their soldiers non sensualkly “You gotta keep at it Mera! Don’t lost to tnhis fucking wahale of a cow.”
>”I got it boss, that cow is going to pasture.”
>On the ther side PEtunaia has her hsoolders rbeed buy Utha, “Now, im not a man of simple things, but you gotta get in there, and uh, whop that kimeras ass,”:
>”I got It sweetiue, I wont let yhou down.”
>The bell dings a ling as the two meet in the center ot square off in the octagonm,, bounding their bulbous growths they then smack titties agsint one another as the crowd cheers on..
>Mammary against mammary they smake their teets raw as the Pogo ref steps in, “No rough tetting damn it!”
>In the end Petunia won, because quality of over quanity bitch.
Ash posting when? I kinda want her and Ash to be best buds.
>>27110582
A kek was had.
>>27110591
I second this. We need Ash stories.
>>27110885
Watching the epidsode rigt now, and I dont egven give a shit.
>>27110671
any more sjhhtS?
>>27110948
Anon. Anon. Got to bed. You're drunk.
I hope the dropbox guy remembers to post the pics that has him confused.
To Anons who liked the Blare story last thread, what exactly did you like about it? What were your thoughts while reading it?
>>27112503
It made sense of her being a delinquent. I knew a few kids in foster care and some of them were okay, but others weren't.
It just kinda hot home with me for lack of a better expression.
Which one is which?
Slow day.
>>27113457
I'unno, I could talk about my monster hunting headcanon some more or splurg about drakes some more to heat up a debate.
>>27113457
I was taking drunken one shot requests until I vomited and fell asleep. Im doing better now
>>27113621
Nah. More bestiality.
A zoophilia edition of the thread was made mere seconds after this one.
Lets fill some animal wombs, in honor of what might have been.
>>27113650
Glad you're better.
>>27113650
You're the Anon who made the thread with Petunia in the OP, aren't you?
>Captcha: Darcy 3600
>>27113671
>Glad you're better.
Thanks Anon.
>>27113686
Yes, yes I did. I like the udder variant of Petunia, I think she's made more exotic than our standard satyr.
>>27113712
I like your tastes, Anon.
I prefer when our satyrs retain their extra parts like that. As far as I'm concerned, even pony satyrs still have crotch tits.
>>27113671
Can we talk about the birbs? Do you think Oliver and Pluma would get along with Cottontail* given that they're both predatory fowls?
*Name bending
>>27113758
It depends on how much their non-sapient heritage influences their behavior.
>>27113803
That's true. Though Oliver's mute, so he can't really express that. He may be slowly, quietly stalking her from a distance though. Pluma, meanwhile, is obviously capable of speech. Do phoenixes even hunt bunnies?
>>27113686
Do you think Darcy has to drive her younger siblings and cousins to school?
>>27113712
Udders are not sexual. People make them sexual:
>>27114694
Touch the cow. Do it now.
>>27114742
Utah touches the cow.
>>27115341
Do you think he tells his parents or keeps it low because he doesn't want them to get involved?
>>27115425
Loving on the dl.
Guys, I found Snapshot's Fire Emblem foil...
>>27116551
>Be trap
>Eat more carpet than a malfunctioning Hoover
Uhh
>>27116629
If you go with the model headcanon; Snapshot would be surrounded by mares a looot. He'd probably get as much pussy as he does getting dicked.
>>27115696
Where do they sneak off when they want to be together?
>>27117145
The abandoned barn in the back of the orchard.
How's the awkwardness of satyr puberty? Not just the kick of hormones either. I'm talking about the voice changes, mood swings, and awkward physiological developments that come with it. Which abominations had it the worst? Which ones had it the best?
>>27117380
>awkwardness
depends on their parents. some will inevitably make it worse, and some will give them the room they need to find themselves, or whatever.
>>27117421
Which parents would be which though? RD could go either way, either being totally chill about it or over exaggerating about how her babies are getting older and won't think their super cool mom is as awesome as she says she is.
>>27117380
Hormones are bad enough. Most satyrs are a mix of a species that go into heat, and one that's essentially always in heat. So estrus just hits them like a sledgehammer.
Many days are spent sitting in buckets of ice.
>>27117548
Oof. Talk about blue bean. Ponies, griffons, dogs, and changelings are the ones that get the heat, correct? And is it all individualized or is it a collective experience that happens around the same time? How do the males react?
>>27110885
>>27110591
I'll write some after today, probably. SoL with Thistle, her parents, just her, or some other abomination?
Everyone always talks about Ace being the Wonderbolt satyr with a propinquity for young boys, but I say that title should go to Stormwalker. Her aggressive character just screams sexual predator to me. She'd want someone to dominate but no one that'd put up a significant fight, so she goes playing with some of the colts and fillies that make up the Wonderbolt hopefuls and give them 'special lessons' for nurturing future Wonderbolt skills.
>>27118095
>Stormwalker/Icarus otp
>>27118111
But think of all the little colts she could molest at once! Besides, Icarus is better with Ace anyway. She's the captain's daughter after all.
>>27118123
>Implying
>>27118123
>implying Ace isn't already taken by Hotshot
>>27118123
Bull shit. If that were the case, Icarus would hook up with Soarin's (non-existent) girl. That's like those Fluttermac shippers who say they are perfect for each other just because they're both quiet... And then they pseudo got what they want with Marble. To be fair though, anything Twilicorn and post is shit. Plus >>27118111
Those digits.
>>27118111
>>27118155
THE NUMBERS HAVE SPOKEN. Unless numbers of equal or greater repeating value are presented, it has been set.
>>27118143
>Implying Spitfire isn't obviously topest-tier Wonderbolt
Cloudchaser's great, and so is her sister, but fire horse clearly runs the show.
>>27118157
But it's in Icarus' character! He thinks he deserves the best because of how great he perceives himself. And who would be the best girlfriend for him other than the daughter of the best Wonderbolt? Also you're statement is null if you don't acknowledge the show past Twilicorn, no matter how far off the train tracks we've gone.Ember still a cute though.
>>27118155
Hot.I'd buy it, but no way their poppa's gonna fall into degeneracy like that.
And once again, the thread is derailed by a shit tier satyr. Fucking gator bait should be proud of what he's made.
>>27118111
>>27118123
>>27118157
>>27118176
>Icarus x Ambrosia
All your ships are shit. Ace can go fuck a cactus, go fuck a male model, or go fuck Radiance. But she ain't fucking Icarus.
>>27118176
How is it null? The SoarinDash stuff has been around since season 1. It just got more feed in season 4.
>>27118189
>Hot opinions by local hipster.
>>27118218
>Implying Ace and Hotshot have not become shit tier
Denial can only take you so far
>>27118209
Well it'd be great, but she doesn't exist currently. All we could do is speculate about their relationship. Would she even like pie?
>>27118155
I'd rather incest be wincest than deal with this shit for forty more posts.
>>27118231
>Soarin likes pie
>Sexual innuendo
>Blank like wieners
>Sexual innuendo
Pie wieners?Also, basing child relationships off their parents' is fucking idiotic. How about you all try forming original interactions instead of making carbon copies of their parents? Better, go for the parental drama. Like the Fluttershy hating drake stuff. Or AJ being racist to cows.
>>27118189
>>27118220
>>27118243
You know, considering this thread is shared by everyone, you could try ignoring stuff you dislike.
>>27118243
>Parental drama
The only drama I can think Spitfire having would be with Lightning Dust. She's a pretty under developed character. So Ace hooking up with Maverick or Hotshot with Amelia.Which is kind of a bummer. Hotshot hooking up with Quiet Gestures was kawaii as fuck.
>>27118243
Because then you wouldn't have to stretch the suspension of disbelief why they're even together in the first place.
>>27118256
So, out of ALL
>>27118111
>>27118123
>>27118155
>>27118157
>>27118176
>>27118189
>>27118194
>>27118218
>>27118220
This. You only choose three to reply to, even though both sides are flinging shit. Trying to cover your ass while preaching "objectivity" of ignoring different opinions falls VERY hollow. Next time preach tolerance before you make a jack ass of yourself.
>>27118270
Did you hook up with a one of your mom or dad's friend's kids? If so... That is REALLY fucking coincidental, unless you live in a small town. If not, who did you hook up with? A friend from school? Someone you met yourself? Or C) The mystery Box?
>>27118232
I'd rather talk about Stormchaser possibly being a filly fiddler...
>>27118289
We've HAD this discussion. All pegasatyr females are predators! It's in their nature. To hunt the young, the weak. Then throw in some human. To FUCK the young, the tasty.
>>27118298
Really? Cool! Well that answers my question. So female pegasus satyrs are basically tinier Amazons? Where does that leave their male counterparts?
>>27118308
Sadly unaffected... Or they seek older women. That would explain a bit.
>>27118273
Okay. You're right. I'll scold all the many, many, many people flinging shit at you.
>>27118218
You, large number of other people who said something negative. Just because this guy is making complaints against a popular thing, and just because they lack any substance besides "I don't like them, they're shit!". Doesn't automatically make him a hipster. He might just be a bitter ass.
Please say you're sorry.
And Complain Anon? I'll be sure to add Ace and Hotshot to your list of triggers.
>>27118316
>Popular
>Implying
The Spitfire kids haven't been popular since Gatorbait actually wrote stories on a regular basis. So it has been a fucking long time.
>>27118315
I wrote a story that Dynamo (younger) and Tonbo (older) were in a romantic relationship, so you actually may be right on that.
>>27118330
I wonder what quirks Earth and Unicorn satyrs have for seeking mates.
>>27118337
Earth satyr would probably go for someone who's as family orientated and active as they are. Someone hardworking with the muscles to prove it. Unicorn satyrs might just go for a number of things: wittiness, style, class, magical ability, etc. They're pretty elitist. Griffons and changelings on the other hand are really just looking for who's the best fuck.
>>27118337
Female Earth Satyrs seek strong and/or tall mates. Males seek motherly/thicc mates.
Female and Male Unicorn satyrs are just weird; hooking up with whatever they find exotic enough to interest them. Drakes, Changetyrs, Taurs, same sex, different sex, even themselves. Fucking weirdos.
>>27118349
But it's just masturbation if it's themselves. Like twincest, only it's the Rule 63 version of yourself.
>>27118194
Radiance is only for Dawn and Mistake.
>>27118232
Wincest is the best kind of incest.
>>27118349
What do drakes, sphinxes, and taurs look for in a mate?
>>27116653
Snapshot is the satyr version of Freddy Mercury. Yes, he's an enormous faggot with an unquenchable thirst for dick, but he also get more horse pussy in the course of a week than most guys do in their entire lives.
Also, for any artist reading this, I have a big request. If you have the time and inclination, can we have a de-memed version of this picture with Anon as the USA, a bunch of griffons as the Aryans, some minotaurs as the Asians, a couple of zebras as the Africans and last but not least, Snapshot as Sweden?
I know it's following the headcanon that Snapshot's noting but a massive manwhore, and a lot of people don't like that,butt fuck it.
>>27118363
The common misconception: Masturbation is the act of getting oneself off sexually in a solo environment. When another party is involved; directly or otherwise, it becomes a sexual act other than masturbation. Voyeurism, live pornography, jerk off instructions (live), or even plain sex. If this other party happens to be yourself... Well, it isn't masturbation anymore.
>>27118381
Early days of the thread; Ace and Radiance was a thing. Not so much now.
>>27118387
Not enough data to make an accurate assumption or hypothesis. There's only, like, two of each of those; males or females.
>>27118398
Does he actively try to even the dick:pussy ratio?
>>27118407
Why you gotta make me look like a butt hole? >>27118408
Also, if someone could do that, I too would appreciate this.
>>27118408
Actually four if you count the new recent editions
>>27118408
>Does he actively try to even the dick:pussy ratio?
Yes, he has to.
If he gets too much pussy he begins to grow a beard and grow muscles the pillar men would be proud of. Conversely, if he gets dicked too frequently, his hips begin to widen and he starts to grow breasts. Balance must be maintained, as sensei taught him.
>>27118417
Four female Gryphons? Emma, Alex, Jade(?), and...?
>>27118419
And Noelle. You got the names right, yeah. Alex is the forerunner of the four though. Emma's the weeb, Jade's the rookie monster hunter, and Noelle just wants to be a storyteller.
>>27118424
Not gonna lie, been ignoring the last two. Jade because monster hunting (eh) and Noelle because I'm assuming she was made around the same postd Jade was? Thought they were a satyr parent combo.
>>27118427
No, Noelle's Natalya's daughter, the white griffon from the Equestria games episode. Jade is from Gilda's greenish griffon friend.
>>27117634
Changelings are debatable, depending on the insect/equine ratio. Buffalo would have one.
Native minotaurs, however, if they have one or the other, would likely have heat, since their human part is diluted
>>27118427
Hm. If it honestly seems like I'm the only one that recognizes the monster hunting headcanon then maybe I should just leave it in my head and just write slice of life or drama.
>>27118407
Might be worth a tiny kek or two, but it'd be more work than any artist is likely to put in.
>You just found out that a satyr, whom you're not related to in any way, has a crush on you
>What do?
>>27119057
Assuming it's a female satyr and reasonably attractive (which pretty much all of them are), ask her out on a date I guess.
>>27119423
Adding a twist:
>It's your satyr kid's friend
>>27119804
Does that make a difference?
>>27119931
That depends on whether or not your wife is gone.
>>27119057
This brings up an interesting point.
How would you react to your kid having a crush on someonei.e. another anonyou know.
>>27119952
Good point. In the hypotethical situation that I had a wife it might matter. It would be the fact that I was cheating on my wife that mattered though, not the crushing satyr's relationship with my daughteru.
>>27119959
I would not like it, odds are he would be much older than her and she would be putty in his metaphorical hand due to her naivety. I'd probably limit their contact and try to divert her attention elsewhere.
>inb4 "But anon, then that would just push her further into his arms and then how would handle x?"
If my satyr boy had a crush on a female aquantice i would not be as worried. Odds are he is out of her dating league, but I would still steer him away from the idea.
>>27119959
If he was a decent guy that would be fine I guess. Unless my daughteru was dating me in the first place.
>>27120002
Yeah, females can't rape so he'd be fine.
>>27119959
Seeing how small Ponyville is and how you're one of the few humans who lives there, then wouldn't you pretty much know everyone to some extent?
>>27120041
>Small
>That many satyrs
>Human migration
>Ignoring that other animals have sentience
>>27118189June 3, the year of our Lord two-thousand and thirteenBest Day Of My Life
>>27120060
So why is Ponyville the main place for humans to settle and not a larger city?
>>27120063
What happened then?
>>27118475
It's not like you can't write other stories besides the monster hunting shtick, can't you? You could keep your own private headcanon, undisturbed and free from discourse, and still make content you know.
>>27120082
What makes you think it is?
After the anomaly, there are probably humans all over Equestria, just relatively few compared to the native Equestrian species.>>27120097
>>27120094
Nothing important.
>>27120109
>Implying
Tell that to the writers who have ponies move so their satyr interaction is easier.
>>27120116
For you maybe.
>>27120094
Consider the quote in context.Ace's, and technically Hotshot's Debut
>>27120097
What fun is that then? Writing something and being limited is the first step in killing the buzz someone gets from content creation. Another way to look at it;
>"You can write about blank 1, but not blank 2. And if you happen to like blank 2, well, you're shit out of luck, you stupid cunt!"
Being told a thing you want to work on is stupid/forbidden just feels bad. Why work for a thing that makes you feel bad? For free. >>27118475
Doesn't have to write shit. They choose to. If they just happen to make quite a bit of Adventure/Monster Hunting and occasionally drop some SoL; that's the thread's problem to deal with.
>Implying content is a problem
>Not implying the thread has become a bunch of self entitled fucks who have lost many writefags and artists
>>27120152
Nothing important.as evidenced by >>27120094
still wondering, despite context. Like saying that the 28th of this month is a great day to come. Gonna google it? Gonna be a little cheater? It's national super hero day, b t dubs. Not that you'd know or care off that bat. Nothing important.
>>27120109
It could be from the show bias but we have more Satyrs running around Ponyville than anywhere.
We have like two in Appleoosa.
A handful in Canterlot.
One or two in Manehattan.
A few wherever dragons fuck off to.
Then several scattered wherever.
Yet Ponyville has a vast majority of the Satyrs.
Like I said, it could be show bias since it's based in Ponyville and that's where the main characters live.
>>27120129
Whatever headcanon floats your boat I guess. I never really imagined there being more humans in ponyville than other parts of Equestria.
>>27120171
And I agree with that. I was trying to imply that >>27120129
is a BAD thing.
>>27120164
>the little things about your kids aren't important
>other people have to acknowledge them for that to be true
I'd as you what you're doing here, kouhai, but you're in good company on this board.
>>27120063
>>27120152
Ace was created on June 3? How about that.
Do you remember when the other satyrs were created?
>>27120129
I can justify Pegasus Ponies moving from Cloudsdale because humans wouldn't be able to live there, but that's about it.
Satyrs moving when they're older is another discussion altogether
>>27120167
>we have more Satyrs running around Ponyville than anywhere
Isn't that just because most of the canon main characters and background ponies live in Ponyville?
In my headcanon, there are just as many satyrs elsewhere. They just don't get written about because they aren't related to canon characters.
>>27120190
Yeah, that makes sense. Cloud cities are a special case since non-pegasi are unable to walk on clouds naturally.
>>27120189
Why would I remember days that don't really matter to me?
>>27120190
>Cloud walking spell
Or you can get a pair of cloud walking enchanted shoes for just 69.99! That's just over a year of xbox live. Guaranteed to let you walk on the clouds* for a full 365 days minimum OR we'll give you three years free!*Note, shoes must be worn to work
>>27120154
I mean...he's not wrong though? People aren't really taking to the whole monster hunter vibe an have raised some legitimate criticism about it. Maybe I'm the only one who likes the setting and idea, but there's really no point in spending time and effort to create something no one would like or acknowledge. So I think I'm just going to lay off the whole thing and start writing some stuff about drakes, or other satyrs and stuff. Maybe write about Atlas and Aeon if I want an adventure fix. And it's in no way fault with the thread, I think I just go too caught up in making my own setting to see that no one was really biting for it.
>>27120196
Except Emery, of course
>>27120201
Griffons are able to cloudwalk as well
>>27120220
It would still be risky. What if the spell wore off or someone forgot to put their shoes on?
I'd imagine these things would be okay for visiting temporarily but that most non-pegasi wouldn't want to live in a cloud city.
>>27120226
>Maybe I'm the only one who likes the setting and idea,
You're not. It's just complain-anon who loves to raise a stink about it because of the incest-association.
>>27120226
>Except Emery, of course
Yeah, she was one of the lucky few non-celebrity-related satyrs to get written about.
>>27120240
Yeah, no. Two different guys here. Apparently I'm part of the "incest hate" Anon group.Which has at least one other guy. Can only objectively say one, but probably more since incest pushing is fucking annoying.But I honestly don't care/mind the MH stuff. Can't speak for the other guy(s), but the hate from the MH stuff isn't coming from here.IT'S ALMOST LIKE DIFFERENT PEOPLE DISLIKE DIFFERENT THINGS. HOLY SHIT! Fucking faggot. Not all the hate comes from one source.
>>27120240
As he said, several people have raised some criticism about it.
Are you going to go on an endless rant and act like you're a knight in shining armour again?
>>27120272
Nah, there hasn't really been any complaining to speak of lately.
>>27118243
Why would AJ be racist toward cows?
>>27120272
He usually does. The sole hero of satyr, battling the singular Anon who hath created all the hate ever in this thread! Defending the righteous incest satyr stands for. If only every thread had one of him to save these poor fools.An ego filled prick to help speed up the boards eventual kill. Then we'd all be free... but then there would be no satyr. Sad.
>>27120314
>Owns cows
>Keeps them in a barn
>Southern accent
>Basic monopoly on apples
Now, I'm not saying AJ is a racist. I'm just saying she's sporting a fine gray uniform.
>>27120265
>>27120240
I'm alright discontinuing it though. It's not like it's hurting anybody. Besides, that means I have a lot more directions and options I want the characters to go then. For instance, instead of a rookie monster hunter, Jade could just be the thread's Chie and watch a ton of martial arts and kung-fu movies.I'm still wondering if I can keep them a tad athletic and muscular though...
>>27120340
But Chie is worst girl... wait, that'd be Yukiko. Chie is second worst girl.
>>27120355
You take back your filthy mouth Anon! Chie isn't even my best girl in PS4, it's actually Naoto.
>>27120340
Of course you can. Or was that a question to yourself that meant like "if they watch a ton of martial arts and kung-fu movies, then they won't have time or much reason to exercise a little every day"?
>>27120372
If it helps, she is leagues above Yukiko. She only has meat and Kung Fu, but at least she isn't totally bland. Plus, you know, spats.
>>27120314
>Satyrs are now lewd, we are a proud and noble race!
>>27120379
No, that was just a general question about the quartet. Maybe have Gumdrop trained in Krav Maga because Bon Bon is a bit paranoid some of her enemies from when she was a spy might take advantage of her daughter in order to get to her.
>>27120403
>screamingslutelf.jpg
>>27120389
Spaaaats! I still liked the bodysuits though, they were nice. I could live with spats though. Tight, sweaty, spats that hug the booties so well.
>>27120442
How dare you! Marcille is pure.You don't happen to have that picture, do you? I can't seem to find it on Google and there's no Dungeon Meshi thread up on /a/ that I can see.
>>27120567
As pure as the rest of those knife-eared whores. They give their lovers goodnight kisses and hold their hands all throughout the day. They're insatiable!
>>27120403
It's only a matter of time before the HFAS and drunken revelry kicks in.
>>27120739
Sibling incest superior wincest master race.
>>27120752
Don't have the numbers to back that statement up, boy
>>27120752
Father on daughter is clearly bestcest, but you're entitled to your opinion.
>>27120771
It's the lesser form of degeneracy, so that puts us on the high ground.
>>27120633
Thank you fampai. We need a satyr version of this ASAP.
>>27120752
>>27120784
>>27120786
no numbers, no clout.
>>27120403
>Satyrs are now lewd
not
Fucking bugger shit cunt.
>Thistle meets Ash for the first time on Ash's seventh birthday, a few months before Thistle turns six.
>She comes and visits Ponyville with her father since her father since her mother was a tad busy managing the dragons
>How does their first playdate go?
>>27121041
They become child besties
>Come to thread
>Check list of all satyr's
>one is named lil' mac
THIS BETTER BE WHO I THINK IT IS
>>27121454
You've never seen Lil Mac before today?
>>27121522n-no
>>27121549
Oh. Well, he might not be what you expect, but his dad is definitely who you would expect.
>Look in the archive
>Not a single story about Yuzu is there
This saddens me greatly.
I just know people have written stories about her, so where are they?
>>27122000Somewhere that's not the archive
>>27122030
If you happen to know where this somewhere is, then you should repost the stories and/or upload it to the archive.
>>27122000
There are a lot of stories about several satyrs out there that has never been saved.
Didn't some guys once talk about going through all the threads and repost whatever stories they found that isn't in any pastebin?
>>27122000
Are you looking for a specific story about her? If so, I've written a bunch of stuff for this thread without putting on on a name, so it's possible I may have the one you're looking for.
>>27122576
Why don't you save your stuff in the thread Anon? Do you want to hoard all of Yuzu's precious moments for yourself?
>>27122000
Them digits deserved something, so here you go.
>"Daddy?"
>"Daaaaaddy."
>"Dad. I have a favor to ask."
>With a sigh, you lower your book and look down at your young daughter.
"If it's what I think it is, the answer's no."
>She recoils slightly, but presses the issue.
>"But daddy. I really, really need it. Please?'
>Raising your bandaged arm in front of your face, dried blood still staining the most recent one, you try to get through to the satyr.
"Yuzu. You know I love you, but you're draining daddy dry. You're almost 8, far too big and old for me to feed you directly so often."
>"But.." she starts with a small hiccup, tears welling in her eyes. "But your blood is so much better. That animal blood tastes so icky."
>Looking down at the small, pajama clad batyr, her eyes practically begging, her wings drooping, you can't resist for long.
"Fine. But this is the last time this week, you need to learn to eat your vegetables."
>Yuzu jumps in excitement, her hooves clacking against the wooden floor.
>In the blink of an eye, she's in your lap, cuddling into your chest as you unwrap your arm.
>Your fists clench as her fangs sink in with a painful sting.
>Picking up Yuzu's favorite bedtime story, you settle in as fatigue begins to creep up on you.
>>27121272
But what do they do? Does Ash wear her mom's helmet around for no apparent reason as Thistle invites her to dine on her scrumptious Easy Bake Oven cakes?
>>27122603
Yes, only I'm allowed fond memories of her formative years. Seriously though, I generally only bother keeping copies of the shit I've posted if it's over two or three posts worth of green and had actual effot put into writing it.
Spur of the moment oneshots written in response to something that made me kek aren't usually saved, but rather they're fleeting, like tears in rain.
>>27122617
Man, Anon's going to have so much rabies.
>>27122657
Is Muddle the only masculine drake in existence? He's suffocated by five female drakes, one trap drake, his loser little brother, and his baby sister. Is Muddle the last defense for defending the image of what it means to be a dragon in Equestria?
>>27122787
I tend to collect these tiny stories into single pastes of about a dozen each.
>>27122882
>Muddle
>Masculine
I laughed so hard I worried my nieces. That's funny, you're funny.
>>27123100
He is compared to all the other drakes.
>>27122882
Remember when Simmer was just a twiggy nice guy?
>>27123155
I don't think his first picture was all that twiggy. Remember when Pogo and Garnet was still a thing?
>>27123155
Isn't he still that?
>>27123251
He wasn't for a while when that Anon tried to push for that monster hunting mess, then he turned into a buff and tough badass OC who kills munsters in the morning and fucks his sister at night!!1!1@ But the main proponent of that said he's stopping that, so he's been reset I guess. Though I want to focus on other drakes than Simmer, we never hear about cute 'ol Snap anymore after people stopped shipping her with Laika. A solo story about his sister would be nice. Or Ash. If there's any drake that deserves to be a warrior princess, it's her.
Drake posting killed the thread. Don't do dragon drugs.
>>27124405
>Dragon drugs
>You will never snort fire dust off of Ash's tits.
>>27124405
>Implying
You gonna say Ace or incest almost killed it before? Come on, let's make it a game of clue. Cotton Candy, 200 posts in, with more spam.
>>27124534
Hope, with daddy's dick, in her ass.
>>27124534
>Ace forced as hard as incest
Really nigga?
>>27124425
U-unf...
>>27122617
>>27123100
Well, he's masculine in an immature Kevin sort of way.
>>27124746
>Muddle muttering "dorks"
This fits too well.
>>27122882
>Muddle
>Gargle
>Simmer
vs
>Blare
>Ash
>Broil
>Thistle
>Whatever Muddle's sister's name is
We could use a few more male drakes.
And males in general.
>>27125733
No, because the thread has an allergy to boy satyrs.
>>27125897
Unless they're traps.
>>27125733
You forgot Snap
>>27125897
The thread has a bias towards girls because daughters are cuter than sons. Plus this thread is a walking Electra complex fetish
>>27126349
You're a part of the problem of what's wrong with this thread
>>27126372
The problem with this thread is that too many people in every camp can't stand people liking what they don't like, and are often content to bitch and call their fans problems and cancer instead of contributing to things they themselves enjoy.And if called out, they feed you some defeatist line about how "If you try to talk about anything else, it just becomes about x anyway. So I'll just keep complaining instead.".
>>27126578
Haven't seen that argument in a while.Or I'm blind.
Do we have any stories where a satyr is either clearly a villain or at least antihero/antivillain?
>>27127774
>Clearly a villain
Storywise, I kinda remember something super edgey years ago. I THINK it had something o do with the MH headcanon and a crown. The only other thing I can think of is portrayal wise. In which case, that would be Hans, that Breezy satyrNEVER trust a fairy!, and I'm pretty sure Sombra had a magic evil cloud dust satyr baby.
>>27128255
... You are either new, or DJ is trying a new style. Either way, I like.
>>27128408
It's DJ. I'm not trying a new style, it's just a satyrized version of pic related
>>27128449
I knew that shit looked familiar.
>>27128449
Aw, too bad. I liked your "new" style. I like your old style.I like your style.
>>27128708
Speaking of styles, how about a Dragon Ball Z style Garret?
>>27128933
dfvblablkajbsdlkjbalkjsbdflajkbsdflajsdflkasjdflkasjbdgvlkajhblakjdyhfuck
Or a Slayers style Yuzu?
>>27128944
Cowboy Bebop?Radical Gumdrop?
>>27128944
>slayers
My nigga, and Yuzu is a cutie in that style
>>27129577
>implying Yuzu is ever NOT a cutie
>>27129652
She's had it rough since it was made illegal to be cuter than the Princess Dawn. Damn her for always having to get her way.
>"Okay, how do I look, daddy?"
"Like a fuzzy little angel."
>"Damn it, no! What more can I do? I've purposely not washed behind my luxuriously fluffy ears, I've not brushed my hair and I've put on my dirtiest and most crumpled clothes with no regard to if they match one another. How can I still be too cute?"
"It's comes naturally to you, cupcake."
>"But I'm due to meet my friends in an hour and I can't afford another two-hundred Bit fine. Curse you adorable genetics!"
"You could always put on a bunch of weight and become preachy and opinionated on subjects you know nothing about, sweetie. That'd make you less cute for sure... Except to me of course."
>"Eww, I'd rather die."
>>27129978
Would Dawn be extremely jealous of Yuzu's fluffy ears?
this bitch thinks shes hot shit cause pf some fucking inflatable crown
>>27130476
>inflatable crown
>not a Burger King crown
It's shit
>>27128937
Jeezus, Garret looks like he's about to go Super Saiyan.And he'd be the best goddamned Super Saiyan ever.
You should do Toriyama-style more often. Maybe give us some Chrono Trigger love?
>>27130476
>Dat Yuzu face
Fuck that's adorable.
taking one shot requests to work on during breaks and lunch at work.
>>27130909
A family lets their young satyr kid tag along with them to a superstore.
>>27130476
>"Hmm, not good enough. Some people may still think you're cute than me."
"Are you kidding me‽ I'm dressed in a potato sack, what more do you want me to do‽"
>"Could you... I don't know, slouch to give yourself a hump and lisp horribly?"
"God... I hate this stupid law so freaking much."
>"What was that?"
"N-Nothing, princess."
>"Nothing, huh? It sounded to more like 'please have me tarred and feathered' to me."
"No! I'll uh... I'll just slouch and drool like a retarded child, shall I?"
>"Yes, that would be splendid if you could."
She mad jelly of those ears.
>>27130909
Satyr tries to cook for their family.
>>27130978
>tries to cook soup
>burns the water
Which satyr would be the most terrifyingly inept at cooking?
Trips get.
>>27131001
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
>>27130998
Simmer
>>27110108
Where does the human part end and the horse part begin
>>27131043
For strictly horse satyrs? A little underneath the navel. Pegasi have wings, but that's usually it. Other satyrs, though, vary.
>>27131020
Bucky may be bad too. He's never bothered cooking since he just eats whatever his sisters fix him if he whines enough. If that doesn't work there's always T.V. dinners.
>>27130969
>Yuzu hops on one leg, dressed in rags while pulling a stupid face and pretending to jerk off two imaginary cocks on either side of her face with its deliberatly smeared makeup.
"Is this okay? Please tell me I'm un-cute enough now so I can go home."
>Dawn narrows her eyes for a moment, not entirely convinced.
>"I dunno, let me ask the magic mirror."
>Walking over to the wall, the young princess pulls a sheet away and unveils the magical relic in question.
>"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of-"
>"Not you, you crazy fuck! Holy shit, what's wrong with you? You're one grade A messed up bitch, you know that? I mean damn, nigga! I get that you have daddy issues, gurl, but this shit ain't-"
>Dawn hurriedly throws the sheet back over the mirror, silencing it.
>Turing back to Yuzu, the princess clears her throat, slightly embarrassed.
>"Well... I suppose we'll just have to try something else."
>Yuzu whimpers slightly her hopes of being home in time for dinner quickly vanishing.
>"Oh, and uh... just so you know, I don't actually have daddy issues. My relationship with my father is... healthy."
>>27131114
>sisters
>Not mother
Why, anon?
>>27131140
Because his Mom wants Bucky to stop lazing around the house and be productive! Make a man out of himself and start taking pride in good, honest work. Not loafing on some fancy dream of being star Hoofball player.
>>27131020
Only in his youth. He'll get damn good at it when he grows up. So good that he opens up his own little restaurant.
>>27110108
>>>27131020
>Only in his youth. He'll get damn good at it when he grows up. So good that he opens up his own little restaurant.
That's more Broil than Simmer, I'd say. She likes to eat like her Mom, and Fizzle actually allows her to be in the kitchen while he cooks. (It was for Simmer's own good he was banned from the kitchen).
>>27131247
With Blare? Or Broil? What would it be called?
>>27131122
>My relationship with my father is... healthy.
She insists as she feels their child kick.
>>27131390
The Gilded Drake's?
MT made some stuff
https://derpiboo.ru/1135760?scope=scpedfe823330d106f082641bb168c0a040cc0c70e30
https://derpiboo.ru/1135758?scope=scpedfe823330d106f082641bb168c0a040cc0c70e30
Merry Christmas, guys.
Loads of new satyr art lately.
>>27131808
Forgot one
>>27131976
Why does Thron look stoned out of her mind?
>>27132006
She might be. Or maybe she has resting stoner face.
>>27131969
Just lots of stuff that wasn't up before.
>>27132006
Maybe she's intoxicated by Mudpie's presence?
I just realized that Ash's design looks similar to Cinder's in a way.
>>27132077
No really. Feminine shape, a little.
>>27132100
But she does with the scale placement and clothing.
>>27132135
Ash seems to have wings, Cinder doesn't.
The clothes? You're bound to have two or more people wearing similar clothes some days.
The scales... Well, if that bothers you, then simply make a few tiny changes on Ash? Not all satyrs can be perfect on the first day they're created.
>>27132251
I'm not saying it bothers me, just making an observation
>>27132135
>Scale Placement
You mean beings of the same species would have similar scale/hair/limb placement?
>Clothes
... That... Those are not part of a body. You can change clothes.
>Hair and face
What really matters. They are different.
>>27132077
Well, they're both drakes.
>>27131976
So, are these two slamming clams or what?
>>27133183
I'm always surprised we don't see any interaction with Mudpie and Starburst.
