>be rarafag
>literally have a whiny bitch for a waifu
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>27109640
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT RARITY!!!
>>27109640
>be a brony
>have a horse for a waifu
fucking goobers
>be 4-chinned faggot
>have a waifu instead of a real girlfriend
>>27109640
>>27109681
>>27109724
>be human
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>be a horsefucker
>have a well designed character who is superior in every way to 3DPD as your waifu
>masturbate without any fear of consequences
this is the life I choseit's beautiful
>>27109640
DELET THIS
>>27109839
>muh spikey wikey
>>27109640
>Be Ponkfag
>Have your waifu turn into a screaming gag machine every time the episode isn't about her
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT UP
>>27110182
>Posting a screencap of pasta instead of posting the pasta yourself
>>27109640
>Be Maudfag
>Have perfect waifu as a waifu
I did make it up, but it was really hard.
>>27110182
that was a good thread
>>27110195
A nigger, a jew, and a grossly obese Mexican walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table which is sticky with HIV ridden gay semen.
"You wanna come back to our place?" The nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered penis and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant, unlubed nigger cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."
"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot, removing his finger from his butthole and licking it clean. "But first, I need to start a waifu-war prompt on /mlp/."
>>27109724
>Having a real girlfriend instead of a waifu
>>27110274
>He waifu a main character or a meme horse
And here I thought you guys have better taste than that.
>>27110386
Because waifuing background ponies with fanon personalities is so much better.
>>27110386
>waifuing irrelevant characters so you can feel like a special snowflake
>>27110393
It is, but there's also great secondary characters with plenty of development who haven't been completely flanderized and driven into the ground yet.
>>27110419
Like?
>be
>implying any of you exist
Nice try, tulpas.
That's not funny because that's what we love in her. Here,allow me:
>be a rainbowfag
>crustycunt for a waifu
>be twilightfag
>have a waifu so tardy ,she was forced by god to move from her attic,find a job and get friends
>>27110970
>engaging in the waifu wars
fucking end yourself.
>>27110977
>not participating in waifu wars
>not wanting to be a holy knight ,fighting for honor of your waifu with filthy heretics
>not wanting to dominate shit-taste peasants
>not wanting to find glory in ruthless and honorable(and little bit lewd) fights against zealots of another top waifu
>>27110401
Better than falling for a meme waifu. Are you so stupid you fell for memes?
>be me
>unironically think that every pony is best pony, and every horse is best waifu>except for anything in the EQG, anything that isn't a song is considered trash
I would literally fight anyone who insults my waifu
>>27111104
>said waifer of fandom
Also,"meme waifu" is not a thing ,you asspained faggot.
>>27111180
Who is your waifu?
>be fat ass
>have athletic pony as your waifu
YOU LITERALLY CANNOT FABRICATE THIS TALE
>>27111216
I'm not telling you, you'll say mean things
>>27111143
>be you
>think everyone but best pony is best pony
Such a perception cannot have been constructed from mere a priori knowledge.
>>27111237
I will.Because I want to fight you!
>>27111236
mfw i'm not a fat NEET and have an Athletic pone as my waifu
>>27109724
>Be normie
>Have a girlfriend instead of a waifu
>>27110862
HE KNOWS
>>27110862
>you
>implying anything in reality exists and it isn't just a random string of thoughts that merely seem connected
>>27111512
We need to carry out the plan, right now.
>>27111551
>Implying /mlp/ doesn't stretch dimensions and I'm the only human on this board
You're all fucking ponies, I know it..
>>27111350
>damage control
EVEN BETTER
>>27111622
>in a waifu war thread
>complaining about damage control
That's like going into the homo horse hangout thread and calling everyone there faggots.
>>27111666
Satan has a point
>>27111572
Well I, for one, certainly wish I was fucking ponies.
>>27111720
Almost spit my drink up, you lewd man.
>>27111302
She is good pony, BUT ONLY WHEN SHE IS PONY
