604- On Your Marks
Written by Dave Polsky and Josh Haber
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
Friendship is Magic #41 is storytimed here!
>>27066304
Good Night, Baby Flurry Heart is storytimed here!
>>27064471
Having so many activities available is just plain entertaining for Equestrians, but in a way, it's also something akin to the Cutie Mark Crusaders method. With so many things to do, a young pony's bound to find their mark sooner or later. Maybe most don't pursue earning a mark quite as fervently, but doing things they find interesting is always a good step towards talents.
Even once one's been earned, though, there's still plenty of room for just having fun!
>>27074290
Previous thread.
>filly
PONY HARD
>>27079497
WHOA SOMEONE CALM THAT MARE DOWN
601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
601: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407mqe
602: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407ox6
Both: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x407tv9
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
UPCOMING EPISODE TEASER + PROMOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvnjs21aIcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvt2ArLEQE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm94QmFObjI
605 - Gauntlet of Fire:In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.
606 - No Second Prances
607 - Newbie Dash:After Rainbow Dash achieves her dream of becoming a Wonderbolt, she makes a disastrous first impression and gets saddled with a mortifying nickname.
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27079491
sonata dusk pls
>>27079507
season 6 is a mistake
>>27079488
PINKIE GO AWAY IM BUSY WITH THE FILLIES
Wow, I fucked that up.
>>27079497
I can't get enough of this gif lately
flo is too cute
>>27079506
>>27079522IT'S TOO LATE
>>27079537
getting cucked by filly
I'M LOOKING AT YOU APPLEBLOOM
cuckqueen 2016
>>27079541
Anon, is there a problem?
>>27079546
are you ready for dragons
>>27079565
You know it.
>>27079540
I always get a pretty heavy feeling of dread after looking at a cute pony pic drawn by Nips.
I guess I'm afraid that it'll be drawn getting abused or worse the next day
>>27079491
I'm going skiing with filly!
>>27079562
the problem is Applebloom cucking me
Now I know how Twilightfags feel like
>"Copy that."
>'Copy that.'
>Chh Copy that, over
>"We don't need to make the 'Chh' noise, over."
>'Copy that, over'
>Chh you guys suck, over
>>27079604
drones are cute
roboponies in general are so cute
>>27079594
I think you have an actual problem. You mayyy be retarded.
>>27079625
>Tfw this bag of bolts has more lewd drawn of her than the giant spandex wearing one.
God dammit Khorme.
>>27079662
Anon that's rude
>>27079594
No she's not. She showed no hints of interest in him that went beyond her general kindness. If anything, I relate this more to the Flutterfags. The animators might try to push it, but it'll never really happen. This won't go beyond vague anxiety and uncomfort.
Memes.
Memes have changed.
please do not feed the ponies
Besides, Apple Bloom already has Snips!
>>27079762
Tenderbloom is the new hotness.
Remember to check your rental pony for dents or scratches before signing a contract.
>>27079758
>can you believe it, they'll let you trade out your greasy old fries for a whole bag of apples
>and they're already sliced!
>I hope they don't waste too much money on all those fries they'll have to throw out
>>27079581
Its all stage acting Anon, any abuse you see is fully in line with the pony actors guild of Equestria. They use camera tricks for most of the shots, and the ponies get a long break whenever they need one.
>>27079629
dont you cuck me now, anon...
>>27079812
Not really.
>>27079840
ACTING
>another spike episode
>implying character development
>by the end he has to choose between being dragon lord or going back to ponyville
>renounces his title and goes back to being an overworked, underappreciated book keeper
>this is a good end, I guess
>you will never be really good bros with Shining Armor
>really really good bros
>>27079892
>you forgot another spike episode, with ponies.
>>27079546
You don't understand. Princess Celestia used the realm between dimensions to keep her egg safe. She transferred it to your mother's womb and nine months later a beautiful baby boy was born. And Princess Celestia'sin love with her baby boy
What do you think Applejack will do on her day off? How long can she go without appleing
>>27079546
I miss the meta gifs
>>27079892
We got a qt dragoness out of it at least
>>27079908
Imagine
A world without apples
>>27079581
then I hope you like this feeling anon cause theres more to come
that boi stepped up his edge like crazy
>>27079908
I like to think she deepthroats a banana.
>>27079981
>>27079999
Shutup you're not real.
>>27079908
>>27079978
sr. pelosnew undertale video whenalso jesus christ is that true like why does he feel like he needs to keep making such edgy pieces gOD DAMNIT DUDE
>>27079999
Yeah, can you believe this shit Applejack?
The banana obviously goes up your asshole.
>>27080023
>>27079812
anon he kills ponies
and then makes other ponies fuck the corpses
>>27079999
>>27080041
Camera tricks and props.
>>27079581
Nah, Flo isn't for bully.
>>27080017
>>27079978
>that boi stepped up his edge like crazy
I did?
My Little Pony Fast Fun Fact:
According to Paracelsus, the method for creating a homunculus is to cum inside a gourd and insert it into a horse's womb. Then you feed it human blood for up to 10 months.
>>27080017
He said once that people ask him to draw that for them
But I'm sure he takes pleasure doing this stuff normally now
>>27080028
I know, you want an apple up your asshole.
But it's your day off! No apples allowed, only ass-bananas.
>>27080050
>>27080050
I'm not buying it
>>27080041
the thing that weirds me out about nips is that, like, i'm a disgusting degenerate to the extent that i think the rape fantasy stuff is kinda hot... riiight up until he starts actually drawing the ponies in pain and doing horrific shit to them. the sadism stuff doesn't appeal to me. i know, it's insane, like i can only get off to a more gentle kind of rape porn.
>>27079486
>Having so many activities available is just plain entertaining for Equestrians
And yet, they still somehow manage to have NEET ponies
>>27080072
Its illegal to hurt ponies, ergo they have to fake it.
>>27080077
we all want a kinder, gentler rape
>>27079918
I still have a few dozen of them, I just always forget to use them
>>27080059
I really wish we were back to the simpler moth pone days
when we didn't have to worry about Nips brutally murdering/traumatizing/abusing cute ponies
>>27079507
post vintage memes please
>New Dragon episode
>No one else here is hyped
>>27080135
Not everyone is a massive scaly like you, Klondork
>>27080135
That's because they can't write Spike episodes for fucking shit.
>>27080135
I'm ready for new dragon!
Pat the pony on the head.
Man, fuck dragons
>>27080154
>>27080157
Good...Good...
All according to plan.
>>27080099
Moff was fun, but there were so many people complaining about not doing worldbuilding stuff, too much lewd, not enough lewd, people from moff trying to start shit with other boards etc. All sorts of stuff that lead to them dying out.
>>27080070
I've always liked drawing edgy, gorey stuff since i was a kid. Quake 2, stephen king, monster movies, all those things had huge influences on me. And, if I can draw something for someone's weird fetish and enjoy doing it, then hey, no hard done. Everyone deserves to have some of their content they like.Unless you like scat or diapers. Those are literal shit fetishes.
>>27080135
>it's a spike episode
Mission ObjectivesWpssh Daapi. You must not fail.
>>27080143
fug u bish
>>27080149
You are my only friend for the next three days
>>27080156
Yes. Fuck dragons.
>>27080180
£5 says its an episode about Twilight and Rarity being in prison and study dragons where spike does stuff in the background as cameo's but isn't the focus.
>>27080135
>>27080191Is there porn of the dinosaurs?
>>27080135
the problem with dragon episodes is that consequently they're almost always spike episodes
>>27080179
>Moff was fun, but there were so many people complaining about not doing worldbuilding stuff, too much lewd, not enough lewd, people from moff trying to start shit with other boards etc. All sorts of stuff that lead to them dying out.
That's generally a problem with a lot of the generals on /mlp/. They are too specific, which means the topic quickly burns out but people are also too attached to it by then to just let it die.
>>27080191
>naughty scalie corner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iyvvT-8m3c
>>27080180
I would rather have a "Spike does stupid shit because he's a moron and somehow gets by in the end" episode than a "CMC freakout over something that has an obvious solution" episode
>>27079903
target spotted
>>27080202
https://e621.net/post/index/1/general_zera
Enjoyor don't. I didn't
>>27080231
Remember to put out a bowl of honey for wandering changelings, to let them know you're friendly.
>>27080236
That is not a very good haul.
Since tattoos wouldn't show up well do edgy pones get branded instead?
>>27080179
please draw some tender, gentle rape where the objective is less about causing suffering than forcing someone to enjoy it against their will
for some reason that's real hot to me.
>>27080106
>>27080236
What a bonerkill
ponies are very sensitive and easily frightened creatures
please be gentle with the and approach them slowly
>>27080219
The point of the episode wasn't the solution, though. It was Apple Bloom adjusting to change and having feels.
>>27080208
Yeah. I didn't want to see it when I took part in the moth threads, but it's true all around. That's why it's good for threads to go away, then come back when they're ready. It's healthier that way.
>>27080259
That's actually on my list of things to draw.
>>27080145
Why do the writers keep forgetting that he's a literal child?
A little 10 year old boy.
>>27080266
that is slavery
raise ur poners
>>27080239
>too late torun~
>>27080259
>Forcing pleasure onto someone against there will
I enjoy this too but I didn't know what to call it. It doesn't have to be rape with dicks though. It could be shit like someone going down on someone else while they struggle to push them away while obviously enjoying it. If one of the partners is reluctant while at the same time not being against it, it's kinky
>>27080291
thats such a harsh word
id prefer pony pet program
>>27080283
>secretary and assistant
>lust-added teen
>blankie-toting babby
Spike's not really got a fixed mental age. Plus it's already been demonstrated that dragons age in a weird way and that Spike will probably stay small forever if he keeps hanging out with pones.
>>27080280
gonna finish up cancer quest fugboi?
>>27080322
it's no fun if they aren't willing
>>27080266
I wish I could buy a little pony on the black market.
I would make her my live-in assistant.
I'd probably eventually let her go. Or maybe pay her so she can buy cute things and enjoy her interests easier.
Bonbon would probably kill you if you touched her butt
Remember to make sure that pony slavery is legal in your county.
>>27080319
>"Take this off, now!"
>>27080340
it would be fun to watch something like Roots with her
>>27080293
poner status: raised.
>>27080342
Remind her that I am not real.
Bon bon could not kill me after touching her butt. My armor class is too high.
>>27080328Which one?(^:
But I do plan on getting back to NE soon. School stuff, plus some health issues have gotten in the way a bit.
>>27080320
Orgasm torture is still torture, Enjoyable rape is still rape. Just man up and admit you like rape and torture.
>>27080325
>the eternal dragonlet
>>27080368
I like rape but not torture.
>>27080259
It sounds logically contrary, but I get where you're coming from. Cause it's a twisted thing I enjoy too.
>>27080358
Pillows and a football helmet does not count as armor
>>27080340
>I would make her my live-in assistant.
I want a pony secretary. I bet that would even motivate me to actually do something.
>>27080389
Tiny marshmallow hooves do not count as weapons.
>>27080340
Why would you need a black market? Ponies aren't people; they don't have rights. It would probably be perfectly legal to buy and sell them.
>>27080398
t. pony slaver
>>27080361
nsfw version?
>>27080368
It's not orgasm torture. It's more of a "I shouldn't want this but I do" kind of thing.
It's not rape because they haven't said no but it's also still not consent because they haven't said yes.
Like say your favorite waifu/husbando pony is sucking you off. You enjoy it but at the same time you want them to stop because you're at your moms house and you don't want to get caught.Except in my head its more of an enemy starts sucking you off. It feels good but you also don't trust them and so you're struggling to decide whether or not you should resist them or let them drink your cider.
>>27080361
Good horsey practice if you ask me.
>>27080398
Don't enslave sapient creatures, Anon.
>>27080403http://imgur.com/ycTuuzS
>>27080422
WAKE UP
>>27080332
OBEY HORSE
OBEY
I don't want to enslave the ponies, but its just so easy.
The pony traps just fill themselves.
>>27080444
I think she's starting to like it
You've been pony's slave for so long you can't remember anything else.
>>27080422
but it's only 6pm EDT (Earth Daylight Time)
>>27080413
That's not enslavement, smooze just has a public humiliation fetish.
>>27080445
Why do you have pony traps if you don't want to enslave them
>>27080445
>pony traps
unf
>>27080346
>Oh gosh, I'm sorry. It's just I can't have you trying to run away all the time. Now just come with me so I can get what I need and maybe, if you don't struggle too much, we'll BOTH have some fun!
>>27080459
I sort of inherited one after I freed a pony from it. Then I took it home and forgot about, the next day there was a pony inside it.
Same one.
>>27080477
>she doesn't even care
>she just waves hello when you find her in it again
>>27080420
Looks pretty good familia.
>>27080266
And this is why Celestia went on a griffon genocide that spanned four score.
>>27080447
And then anon moves the hose in closer, so the tip of the nozzle is pressed up against her butthole.
>>27080420
thanks needed it for scientific reasons
>>27080522
>"AH FUCK LJN! FUCK CHEETAHMEN! FUCK ACTION 52!!"
>>27080497
Why was that truck flying? Why would pegasi need a truck??
>>27080583
They wanted to transport a lot of things all at once and they're pegasi so fuck the ground.
>>27080497
>ponies have invented the differential
Why would a pulled wagon need a diff
>>27080502
I wanna try assplay with Applejack
http://i.imgur.com/n8ysY4m.webm
>>27080626
You think Applejack and Dash compete with each other to see who's the most hardcore at buttstuff?
>>27080660
I'd drink that milkshake.
>>27080694
>>27080694
>>27080697
Dash doesn't seem like the anal type.
>>27080741
Dash probably only likes getting eaten out. She's selfish enough like that.
>>27080726
how is she doing that with her hoof
>>27080749
national television says otherwise
>>27080741
At most she'll slip in a tiny, pencil thin buttplug and rub herself off in just a few minutes.
>>27080767I want Applejack to train me to take larger and larger toys in my anus and call me a good little butt slut
>>27080694
That is the sweetest goddamn thing.
>>27080798
we know
you talk about it practically nonstop every day
>>27080802
I want to bring hay to my horse wife one day
>>27080821
What if
we gotTwilight anal anonandApplejack good-little-butt-slut anonto hook up with each other?
you will never
suck Shining Armor's
>>27080694
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
free lollipops
Half pony half horse has a crush on you
Be your sister and be your mother too
filly popstars
>>27080843
I like where you're going with this.
They could insert waifu-colored buttplugs into each others asses
Don't mind me just four years late
http://i.imgur.com/3Up7jD0.jpg
>>27080867
>Front half is an adorable little pony with a cute smile and a bright personality.
>Back half is a big strong horse with gaping loose butthole and floppy horsevag.
>>27080900
>this was 4 years ago
>>27080900
Pfffffff
>>27080915
What the fuck have I been doing.
All I've done is get older.
Fuck.
>>27080900
And that's how Flurry Heart was conceived
>>27080915
3 1/2 years ago
>>27080900
>crystal empire has an advanced cum military research project
You guys....was this episode pretty bad do you think?
All the episodes this season are like a major step down from Season 5
The premire: boring, lame plot, unexplained illogical happenings, broken cannon (Celestia and Luna are immortal but not born alicorns). Also Starlight has no reflection on her heel-face character change (unlike Sunset Shimmer)
6x03 - Repetitive. Characters have things happen to them, and then are immediately shown explaining exactly what just happened to someone else. Plot is contrived and cartoony. Characters are all overacting. Maud is one dimensional. Also, very boring
6x04 - Bad plot. Doesn't give a conclusive answer about the CMC. The thing with Bulk Biceps was cringeworthy. The thing with the dancing pony was not set up well. The lesson was....strange, quite different from what we're used to seeing on the show.
I can't see myself ever rewatching any of these episodes
>pony will never WHAP you with her butt
>>27080970
I would say they were all fairly average to me so far
basically s4 tier, like in general good but not so much as s2/s5
>>27080977
Good.
>>27080970
>The lesson was strange
What do you think that was?
>It's a Spike episode
>>27080970I actually honestly think the entire season has been a shitshow so far and I'm wondering why I invest my time into this show anymore. Hopefully tomorrows episode will change my mind since I actually enjoy Spike episodes
>>27080900
okay
but why is one pony and the other not
this makes no sense
>>27081040
Shit, I didn't even notice that.
Because tits I guess.
>>27081040
SoHFquestria
>>27081004
I'm sure Spike will learn a valuable life lesson.
Then immediately go back to being Twilights subby little butt bitch by the end of the episode.
>>27081004
Amazing.
>>27081038
i cant see it as that bad really
>>27081038
>tomorrows episode
*saturdays
>>27080970
>broken cannon (Celestia and Luna are immortal but not born alicorns)
This has never been established in canon on the show. It's the basis of a lot of headcanon and fanfiction, though.
Pone butt stronk.
>"The pony?"
>"Did you say..."
>"DID YOU SAY?!!"
>"THE PONY?!!!!!!!!!"
>>27081086
WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING
Filly's, baby back ribs.
Filly's baby back ribs.
>>27081127
Yes I did, you prick. What, you gonna stab me? Don't be so dull-witted, refute my point. Let's see if you can slice this debate, you hack.
>>27081159
Is it from real babies?
>>27080900
Oh wow, it's garbage, who would have guessed?
Just fuck off already.
>>27081111
I heard that once the ponies' moon shut out the sun
>>27081217
what am I even supposed to study
>>27080900
That's kinda my fetish.
>>27081224
I want to that pone
>>27081234
The miracle of burth
You will never casually help out Shining Armorsexually
>>27081274
Oh no, someone put an animated sticker on Twilight's fat stomach.
>>27081274
>dont' ever talk to me or my son again
>>27081274
I don't understand
Why is there a tiny be-diapered Twilight clone freaking out in a hollow recess of Twilight's stomach
>>27080900
I wish a stallion would launch me off his cock like a rocket with his cum
>>27081285
>>27081287
>>27081290
http://www.fynsy.com/gamefin/my_little_pony_birth
This doesn't look very anatomically correct
http://i.imgur.com/oKdaYWR.png
whoa unf
>>27081352>spunky
>>27081287
>>27081352
Indeed.
Guys, help. I don't wanna write anymore essays. Stop group projects where no one does the work. Finals are too scary.
>>27081352
At least it isn't msob.
who's a pretty pony
>>27081497
>>27081497
I want all the ponies.
All of them.
>>27081497
>>27081439
>darkhazard
nice.
I love that little heat-foot jewellery thing he sometimes draws on the girls.
>>27081497
>>27081533
Even this one?
Remember, she'll stank up the rest of the ponies.
>>27081555
Just need to give her a nice hot bath and she'll be as good as new.
>>27081555
Moondancer is a clean smelling pone
>>27081497
>>27081600
Is this the cutest filly on the show?
>>27081582
This will end with radiation poisoning.
>>27081600
yes
>>27081565
You try to remove the stank from Moondumpster.
After bathing her, all that's left is a tub of brown water. Nothing remains of her.
She was made entirely of stank.
>>27081555
This is the worst meme
Even worse than Anal Twilight Anon
>>27081635
Well at least she'll be free then.
>>27081540
you mean like ankle bracelets?
>>27081608
I wouldn't say the cutest, but she is pretty high up there.
>>27081638
To be fair, she lives in a fucking hovel. It's not out of the question that her hygiene is bad.
>>27081673
but minuette's place is bad too, does that mean she's stank
