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Do you think Celestia's ever killed anyone?
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Do you think Celestia's ever killed anyone?
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>>27052750
Well, she cock vored a few ponies.

They say she asks before doing it but the trick is she asks to 'CV' them, they think it's an interview but it's only an interview with her cock.
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>>27052750
Well with over 1,000 years as ruler, I'm sure some of her policies must of killed somepony at some point in time.
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>>27052750
yeah proabably
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She's banished someone to a place that has no oxygen. She's an attempted-murderer at the very least.
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>>27052853
>Implying magic moon doesn't have magic oxygen
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>>27052772
Sounds hot. I could use a new job, maybe she'd be willing to do an interview.
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>>27052750
Who hasn't?
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>>27052772
unf
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She literally genocided the bat ponies.
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>>27052772
>interview with her cock
Did you mean innerview
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>>27052772
Ah, but you see, cockvore is only murder if you don't impregnate someone with the former-pony-sperm. As long as you don't use a condom, it's okay.
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>>27052750
Yes. It's her fetish.
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>>27052750
No, she doesn't need to.
She'll just fucking break you by looking at you.
>be pony revolutionary
>democracy, freedom, all that shit
>get a bunch of other ponies to go kill/exile Celestia
>easily get past guards, they don't even have combat training
>enter throne room
>Celestia is sitting there calmly sipping, drinking tea
>you and your fellow revolutionaries chant "Democracy! Freedums!"
>she gives you a calm stare
"My little ponies, is that really what you want?"
>"FREEDOM! DOWN WITH THE TYRANT!"
"Would killing me really be wise? Do you think you would be able to be better leaders than I am? Would Equestria be happier or safer with a mob of murderers in charge?"
>"err..."
"Exactly. Now stop this silliness and go home."
>mob leaves accomplishing nothing
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>>27052750
Spike's Parents. She killed them.
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>>27052750
In the early days of her rule, sure. Three pony tribes who traditionally despise and mistrust one another, coming under the banner of one ruler must have inspired a lot of resentment and plots of treason.

I imagine the early years of her rule were the most shaky, requiring elaborate trials and executions for assassins and conspirators when discovered. Then as she learned to play the nobles own political games that became less and less necessary. Now she's been at it so long and the game is so rigged that potential threats are neutralized long before she's really aware or concerned about them.
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>>27052750
My heart
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>>27052750
I'm pretty sure the show killed her.
>>27052772
Shit meme.
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>>27058903
I know that feel.
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>>27052750
She probably goes and prunes the diamond dog population occasionally
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>>27052772
unf
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>>27052750
The show
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>>27059973
>>27059973
this
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>>27059973
The princess Twi was just incredibly awkward. The writers had no clue what to do with her.
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>>27052750

>Do you think Celestia's ever killed anyone?

No. Next question.
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>>27052750
Kill? Oh, no no no.

Killing's much too... transient.
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