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>>27037192
Welcome back, faithful readers, to another exciting edition of "Supervillians of Equestria"!
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>>27037208
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>>27037208
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>>27037208
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>>27037475
>>27037272
>>27037247
Night Knight is helpless near heron Cowl and the Merry mares. Jaws too 3 hits from the yeomares. and Sandwitch is next to the inner gate, having finished off the kngihts. She can go further in to confront the queen, or go back to help the other villians.
>>27037850
''Hah! As if I would need the help of those two to deal with this'' She speaks to herself as she walks along to find the queen
>>27037850
Jaws growls a bit as she is hit and glares at the yeomares.
"Alr-r-r-right, ye lot be me next lunch now!"
Dreadjaw then runs into the them, smacking them with his tail as hard as her sharky body (and censorship) allows.
>Slam
>DC -1, +1, crits 8+
[1d10]
>>27037850
Winded, TADS reaches into his satchel, pulling out a small wooden whistle that was given to him by his bodyguard.
"Sir Loin said I would only need to blow this and he would come to my aid. But he also said this was an ancient relic passed down from generation to generation. Let us see if I am in one of such generations."
>-2 VP
He blows out a crystal-clear note, piercing the battlefield. After a pregnant pause, the ground quakes, and birds fly up from the nearby forest. Suddenly, a figure jumps forth out of the copse and onto the castle walls, standing tall and barechested (see picture). He looks to TADS' knight-like visage and him holding the whistle,
"You have called for the aid of the Loin family. I am Sir Loin the First, lord of the land of Beef. I see you are being attacked by vagrants, they have made a grave mistake."
TADS chimes in,
"A mis-steak, perhaps? Any case, help me up, so that I may alongside in you in jolly cooperation."
Sir Loin offers a well-toned hand to help TADS up [1d10]
>>27037971
Unfortunately Heron Cowl doens't play fair, and shoots Sir Loin in the back as he's helping you [1d10] distracting him and causing you to fall and take 1 wound.
The merry mares also attack Sir Loin [1d10].
>>27037896
You attack the Yeomares, and the bararians join in [1d10-1]
>>27037876
You are in the keep, a winding staircase lies between you and the ,top where the queen resides. More knights charge you, but your pie swarm disposes of them.
>>27038006
Sir Loin of Beef, mighty Minotaur that he his, shrugs off the ruffians.
>>27038006
the Yeomares are wekned at attack back,
[1d10] ( I don't feel like adding anther post, so you take hits equal to this -5]
>>27038006
"Gah. Never mind helping me up, get rid of those merry mares!"
says TADS, getting up on his own [1d10]
"With pleasure."
replies Sir Loin of Beef, striking with a cowculated attack.
[1d10] merry mares DC-1 (single weapon, his staff)
>>27038006
''Hmn hmn hmmmn, hmn hmn hmmmn~'' The goat nanny hums as she casually walks up the stairs and past the now well-fed guards. Each step bringing her closer to her goal
''Do you know...
Who I am...
I am the SandWitch...'' She taunts
>>27038006
"Keep attacking! Show these bild r-r-r-rats no quarterrrr!"
Cerulean then draws her blade, engaging as many yoemares as she can in epic sword combat.
>Pirate>knights. Deadliest Warrior proved this!
>DC -1
[1d10]
>>27038043
Sir Loin> TADS as several Merry mares fall. They attempt to fight back [1d10-2] and another arrow is show towards him. Also you take another wound.
>>27038059
In front you you appears the queen. "You shall go no further, for you face the queen of trotingham, anointed by Celestia herself. With that she draw the sword of totallynotexcalibur,and lifts it high, shinking light in every direction. [1d10]
>>27038072
You devastate the yoemares, and the barbarians join in[1d10] though now outnumbered, the yeomares make a desperate stand. [1d10-1]
>>27038119
Forgot the roll [1d10]
>>27038147
>>27038119
Sir Lon is still amazing, and unharmed. The Barbarians trambled the yeomen, though the do managed to get one last bit of dmg (1 hit) to Jaws.
There is one light of hope, as a light shines from totallynotexcalibur, the pies of the sandwitch disintegrate, she she finds herself blinded (-3 to next action)
>>27038119
TADS swears,
"Fucketh this! Stop shooting me damned cur!"
getting up [1d10] this roll is a 1
Sir Loin strikes again, not an udder failure like his companion [1d10] DC-1
>>27038119
''Grr...Your light of justice will warm the dish of your doom! Go forth! My swarm of Fruit cockatiels!''
Swarms of fruit beings similar to birds fly, circling The SandWitch and The Queen before diving in to peck and bite her
''Fly my pretties, fly!''
[1d10-3] swarm
>>27038315
>>27038225
"Victor-r-r-ry!" Jaws yells, raising her dussage up high and proudly over the defeated yeomares.
""Now go storrrrm the r-r-r-rest of the place! But don't hurrrrt the shiny stuff! We like shiny stuff!"
Cerulean then looks over to the sounds of more fighting, seeing TADS and a minotaur.
"Ahoy! Got some extr-r-r-ra forrrr me to sink me teeth into?" Dreadjaw calls out, grinning as she rushes the Merry Mares jaws first and a hungry look.
>Dreadjaw used Crunch
>crits 9+
[1d10]
>>27038315
The swar, directed by a nearly blind Sandwitch, finds itself flying into the wall of the tower and splattering, it's very sad. The queen attacks [1d10+1]
>>27038268
You finally get up, and Sir Loin continues to fight the merry mares.
>>27038349
Setting them up for a knockout blow by Dreadjaw, who throws the off the walls.
Heron Cowl looks at her defeated allies. "well now, I would love to stay and fight but I think that is my que to leave."Asshe uses Vanish to disappear, an horn blows from outside the castle,
Can it be, yes,the armies of Prance have come to aid their ancient foe, to turn form their own fight to defend Equestria. John A'arc the Colt of Orleans is leading them, as the knight's of Prance charge into the barbarian lines [1d10+3]
>>27038401
Unfortunately, nothing actually end up being accomplished, what a disappointing set up there. Seems like the current writer must not be a fan of Prance.
>>27038401
>>27038412
"Ahh! Morrrre meat forrrr me!" Jaws says, looking out over the battlefield. She eyes up John A'arc, and grins.
"That one therrrre! Pr-r-r-reparrrre to be boarrrrded!"
With a leap and charge, Dreadjaw barrels past any ponies in her way to give John a mighty tail smack for generations to feel.
>To the moon! (Slam)
>Using Sprinter
>DC -2, +1, crits 8+
[1d10+1]
>>27038401
''Hmnph. That was a warning...Actually no that was a small display of my power! ACTUALLY NO I JUST THINK THAT THAT ATTACK WAS NOT FITTING FOR A QUEEN!''
She shouts as she summons many many steamed carrots. And with a flick of her spoon, they spin around her, spreading into nicely cut carrot discs, flying towards the queen's mouth
[1d10] alchemist fire
''Actually I just felt like using another attack''
>>27038401
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
TADS says, pulling three arrows out of his butt (how'd they get pointed tips again? they were fists when we last saw them. Now the nerds are gonna call us out on the inconsistency)
"Shall we continue?"
says Sir Loin the First of Beef, pointing to the armies of Prance. TADS teleports forward to run amidst the armies punting knights and soldiers
[1d10] attacking non-heroes, DC-1 autocrit
[1d10] Loin joins, attacking soldiers as well, DC-1 autocrit
>>27038412
http://pastebin.com/0yRSF6PM
>>27038468
Jaws charges through the lines, hittings straight up to slam John. While he does hit,it is a glancing blow (1 hit). John ignores the blow, and waves his banner high, inspiring the knights [1d10].
>>27038513
You hit, dealing 4 hits worth of dmg to the queen.The queen strikes back [1d10+1]
>>27038516
Once again, TADS is useless, sir long however, managed to hit one of the knights with another knight, and the knights focus on the one of you that is actually dangerous. [1d10]
>>27038539
WHAT's this, can it be? The crystal calamity has joinied the fight, ready to take on the armies of prance.
>>27038577
All of the heroes fail, what a dark turn for them. As all hope seems lost, two arrows ring out, striking Sir Loin and TADS [1d10][1d10] (stealth autocrit)
>>27038594
The arrow meant for TADS thanks to a quick dodge, but Sir Loin's hit's true, and he is down.
>>27038577
4 points worth of Feeding damage you mean!
''Muhhahahaha you're hopeless, my dear queen...You should just give up and just let me feed your whole kingdom you know?''
She laughs as she summons another wave of Fruit cockatiels
[1d10] animal swarm
>>27038577
Crystal Catalyse uses WHIRLWIND!
[1d10]
"GET DISINFECTED" i shout proudly, in a strange accent.
>>27038577
>>27038594
"Don't ignorrrre me ye landlubberrrr!" Dreadjaw yells, opting to yank the banner out of John's hooves and crack him over the head with it, possibly breaking it in the process with her brute strength.
>Breaking his banner over his head
[1d10]
>>27038577
"That damned cur... Two can play at that game."
>Vanish, stab
"Bespawling cumberground driggle-draggle! I believe this is yours."
says TADS from behind her back, shafting her (with the arrow)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thGyXrKy9bw
[1d10+2] DC-1 Autocrit
-1 VP for a +1
>>27038684
rerolling for -2 VP
[1d10+2] DC-1 Autocrit
>>27038623
You manged to pick the banner up, but John refuses to let go, resulting in you trying to shake him off but the darn colt is stubborn.
He shouts to Heron "Fight Sister, for we are all brothers and sisters in this struggle'[1d10]
John also attempts to inspire his comrades again[1d10]
>>27038689
You teleport to Heron, but as you get ready for stabbing, sheturns. "Did you really think I wouldn't see that coming?" Before you can react, she turns... and kisses you, you find yourself so stunned you are sent helpless.
"Fun but... well not nearly Stallion enough for me." Then she shoots you with an arrow [1d10] autorcrits if johns first roll succeed.
>>27038620
EVERYONE (or at least the knights, John and Heron) all take two hits, which makes you more useful than the Knight Knight.
>>27038611
Your animal swarm hits, doing 2 hits of dmg and sending the queen helpless, she attempt to get up. [1d10]
The knights round against the crystal Catalyse. [1d10]
>>27038752
The queen is up, but no one else succeeded.
>>27038752
''Hmn? What is this? Still standing? come on, soon enough you will be so full you will barely be able to move...Now make room for the main dish, huhuhuhuhuu''
A dish of steaming hot potatoes with cottage cheese and peas poofs into existence behind kero, and makes it's way to be served to the queen
[1d10] alchemist fire
>>27038752
I continue using my WHIRLWIND shouting in an unknown tongue.
>>27038773
[1d10]
>>27038752
TADS blushes under balaclava, mumbling something.
[1d10] getting up
>>27038752
"Let go ye little sea leech!" Jaws yells at the colt, swinging the banner around with the colt on it.
"Hey Sister," Cerulean yells at Heron, "ye be a few doubloons short of a piece of eight!"
With that, Dreadjaw gives a very strong swing in an attempt to send the colt flying and into Heron.
>The sharkpony winds up the pitch....
[1d10]
>>27038752
Sir Loin gets up. [1d10]
>>27038783
>>27038777
>>27038770
You are all failures. All of you.
Also, Crystal can no longer whirlwind for 4 turns, and despite being a failure, sandwitche's swarm does 1 hit to the queen.
>>27038797
Sir loin, however, is no failure.
>>27038793
John is sent sailing into Heron. (spiltting the dmg so each takes two hits).
"Keep fighting sister." john murmers, tryingot both Glroity [1d10] and heal [1d10]
"Can't you all stay down?" She sighs, as she send an arrow Jaws's way. [1d10]
The knights also converge oncrystal [1d10]
The queen attacks Sandwitch [1d10+1]
>>27038821
John still manages to fail to do a single thing
Hero hits Jaws for 4 hits, combined with the 3 from the yeomares earlier, you are down to 1 hit.
Crystal takes one 1.
The queen managed to send sandwitch into helplessness.
>>27038821
>>27038844
''Oof...Heh, I see you still fight...To protect your people? It is hopeless, I will feed them all. FEED THEM ALL YOU HEAR ME?!''
[1d10] getupgoat
>>27038821
TADS' eyes glint from underneath his mask,
"Whore."
he says, tumbling while she's distracted.
>Tumble: Recharge 1; Roll past an enemy, striking them. You may use this ability from helplessness. A successful Tumble from helplessness brings you to your feet.
-2 VP
[1d10+1] DC-1
>>27038821
>>27038844
"Therrrre's only one way fights can go, lass," Dreadjaw begins, pouring out some blackpowder from her blunderbuss in a line in front of her, pulls out the arrow to sink into said line, then lights the powder with a shot from her blunderbuss, "MINE!"
Scooping up a large amount of ground, Dreadjaw loads his blunderbuss with whatever dirt, gravel, and rocks and fires it from behind the fire line (which quickly sizzles out since it was only for looks) at Heron.
>Ranged Slam at Heron
>DC -1, +1, crits 8+
>>27038821
I set a TRAP [1d10]
>>27038874
[1d10+1]
>>27038850
You are up and feeling fresh, thanks to a nice,healthy veggie shake.
Not that it stops the queen from attacking again [1d10+1]
>>27038864
You are up,and she is down, also in some translations of the comic you don't say whore, cause censorship.
>>27038874
You forgot to roll, but she's already down.
>>27038879
You managed to trap yourself, and are helpless for the next round as you get out of your own crystal.
The knight swarm the night Knight, [1d10] while John tries to heal heron, can he do something useful?
>>27038899
John does somethign useful and Hero is up, "thanks" she then turns to the knight knight, "now two can play that. She uses Vanish again, and autocrit attacks [1d10]
>>27038908
TADS take two hits.
Also the queen has managed to send herself into helpless via tripping on the staris.
>>27038899
(MUFFLED AAAH IN THE CRYSTAL)
>>27038899
''Ppft...Pfteheh...huahahahahaaa!'' Kero is sent into a fit of laughter as she sees the queen tripping
''Don't you know that you should not move too much after your meals? IT WILL MESS WITH YOUR DIGESTION''
[1d10] lets put a pie in that face
>>27038899
TADS returns with his own vanish, attacking back.
"I will end you! I will end you and any descendants you have!"
TADS says, taken with rage.
[1d10+1] DC-1 Autocrit
>>27038899
Hearing his rage, Sir Loin appears, striking the knights attacking TADS,
"UNHOOF THE NIGHT KNIGHT, FIENDS!"
[1d10] DC-1
>>27038950
Iron Will: instant, recharge 2; You are going to have your way, no matter the cost. You can take 4 hits to make a failed action Automatic. This ability cannot be used on critfails.
>>27038899
>>27038908
Raising a brow at the kid, Dreadjaw grins with an idea.
"Alr-r-r-right kid, you'rrrre coming with me!" With that, Dreadjaw bullrushes John to send them both into the moat.
>spending 3 VP to send Jaws and John into the moat as an Automatic
>>27038926
Take a villian point for amusing me, you can use these for fun effects (see the campaign rules)
>>27038940
She goes down. Hard
>>27038962
The knights are hit hard, and several go down. The rest rally against Sir Loin [1d10-1]
>>27038962
John is grabbed into the moat. Even hit he tried to glorify heron [1d10] and inspire the troops [1d10]
Heron looks at the night knight "not out... yet" and Spends her HERO POINTS to attempt a tumble [1d10]
>>27038936
You miss the queen, and she attempts to recover.[1d10]
>>27038996
>>27038985
Welp recovery is failure for heroes, and both take a wound.
>>27038985
With home field advantage in the water, Cerulean decides to play with her bite-sized meal with...a deadly tickle attack with her fin!
"A blade to the gut solve most problems, but I like a bit of amusement with the little ones firrrrst."
>tail tickle attack because playing with her food is totally in character and not a cheap cover up for hurting a kid
>DC -1
[1d10]
>>27038985
TADS cackles,
"No, you are out. This is my time... You know what's best about being the Night Knight? The night obscures one's visage, makes them harder to see. One might even say..."
he jumps into the air, slamming her with a diving leg drop bulldog (see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwk9CE3pX0c&nohtml5=False )"YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW!"
[1d10] DC-1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgUB3lF9IQA
>>27038996
''Come on stop struggling and say Aaaa''
[1d10] alchemist fire super hot hot buns
>>27038985
oh yeah Sir Loin hits some knights too. Not as cool as the Night Knight though
[1d10] DC-1
>>27038985
i get back up and set another TRAP.
[1d10]
>>27039045
Unfortunately, hetickles back, and harder, but take a VP for amusing me.He's still trying to be inspirin.
>>27039053
You hit her for 2 wounds.she attempts recovery [1d10]
>>27039054
Miss, again.She trys recovering.
>>27039060
Miss, and they hit back [1d10-1]
>>27039069
You set your trap.
>>27039096
Forgot queens recovery roll [1d10]
>>27039099
All heroes are up, and Sir Loin takes 3 hits.Also dread jaw is helpless from ticklishness.
and I forgot the inspire roll from John. [1d10]
>>27039096
with my trap set, i use whirlwind again.
[1d10]
>>27039096
Loin gets up. [1d10]
Meanwhile, TADS choke slams Heron in an attempt to keep her from getting up
"I'm DONE with you!"
[1d10] DC-1
>>27039096
>>27039106
Truly, the sight of a large sharkpony in an armored dress must be sight the sight for the viewers.
"Heehehe, knock that ,haha, off ye little whelp! HAAhahaha!" Even still, JAws attempts to get back to her senses.
>Helpless recovery
>DC 4 since in a watery moat
[1d10]
>>27039096
''Grrr you are starting to annoy me, Dearest Queen...Just take your meals and perish with a filled stomach!''
[1d10] MORE ANIMAL SWARM YEAH
>>27039120
Sadly, you miss.
>>27039156
You still can't managed to recoer.
>>27039175
The swarm hits, sending her helpless a third time, and knocking her out.
With the queen down a dark gloom falls over the castle.
>>27039150
Hero dodges. Then she looks at the devastated castle, "Yeah, there's no winning this, I guess you are done with me for now, but I've always known how to hide.."
And with that she vanishes.
>>27039156
You stay helpless, and though John want to say, his Prnace knights grab him from the water, retreating back.
PAUSE
