So guys, what if, Sunburst actually meets Moondancer and they become super close? How would that make Glimmer act? Will she be friendzoned? Will she be like "oh shit, this bitch is trying to steal my man" and make a move on Sunburst?
>>27022698
She will be cucked by Moondancer and end uphaving comforting lewd snuggles with Twilight.
>>27022838Implying Twilight won't go and live for the rest of her life with the OG horsefucker, human FlashI bet the reason many people hate him is because he did what no one else could
What the fuck is Twilight wearing? I like it
>>27022857
Some slutty shit her parents are ashamed of.
>>27022850
She fell for Human Flash, who's now going to be paired up with Sci-Twi. In Equestria, she still has plenty of time toexperiment
>>27022902
How about you remember that she's a princess?
PUREST
>>27022964
Some slutty shit her parents are ashamed of, but she's wearing it because she's a princess and does whatever she wants.
![YP-1TV-EQGFG-Spazz.mkv_snapshot_00.40.04_[2016.04.08_18.31.40].png](https://i.imgur.com/jHMuqOq.jpg "YP-1TV-EQGFG-Spazz.mkv_snapshot_00.40.04_[2016.04.08_18.31.40].png")
>>27022922
>who's now going to be paired up with Sci-Twi
Lolno, she didn't give a fuck about him and fell in lesbians with baconhead
Princess Twiggy is still hot for his monkey cock
>>27023633
>Lolno, she didn't give a fuck about him and fell in lesbians with baconhead
That's a nice headcanon, really. I like to fap to them as being lesbians, but they didn't actually fall for each other.
>>27023648
But Anon they held hands two different times
That means they're married and have three kids
>>27023673
What does that make Flash and Twilight, who hugged each other while looking at each other's eyes.
>>27023633
SciSet fivever
>>27023714
What's wrong with two girls being friends, why do shippers feel the need that they have to be a couple or something like that
>>27023692
A bunch of whores.
>>27023743
Nothing is wrong with them being friends, I'm just saying that if they were together, it would feel fitting to me. It definitely makes more sense the Sci Sentry
>>27023766
Who's the whore, Flash? Twilight? Both? Her friends by association?
>>27023776
I guessI don't like forced lesbians in my show since it is mostly pandering to waifufags or SJWsHonestly, weird how that turns out, like opposite sides of the same coin.
>>27023779
all of them including her friends. Theyre all a bunch of harlots.
>>27023791
I do hope that neither FIM or EQG ever add romance, because I like watching the characters act FUNNY. Romance is for fanfics
>>27023795Except Dash, she's the only pure one.
>>27023743
Because there's always been some thing about Sunset and Twilight's (both of them) interactions since the first movie that could be interpreted as sexual tension and it very well might have been intentional in the latter two
In the first one they were always tackling and groping each other when they fought over the crown and then there was that scene in the dark hallway.
Then in the second there was that scene in Ponk's kitchen with the whip cream and the pajamas and hips and the way Twilight was about to tell Sunset something but backed off at the last second. It was like the perfect setup to some porno.
Finally in the third there was how Sunset constantly obsessed over Princess Twilight and seemed uncharacteristically excited when she thought that SciTwi was her coming in response to her messages. And of course there's the hand holding and how Sunset kept draping her arm over Twilight's shoulder
I don't even ship outside of this, but it's just so blatant and cute that I can't resist
>>27023886
You can't be this deluded. I mean it's fine that you ship them, but damn, son, that's showing how young you are if you think that good character development will always be the same as sexual tension.
>>27023886
This. There's just something about SciSet that just clicks for me, and I almost never ship characters.
>>27023936
Well then it means that it clicks with you, not that they are canon lesbians, you are interpreting those scenes as such. Which is fine, you can have fun doing that, but you cannot say that they are canon lesbians when they are not.
>>27023909
I said could be interpreted as
I never said that it was, you dingus
>>27023952
You like dingus.
>character who's basically my OC if I ever made one hooks up with my waifu
I wouldn't even be mad
>>27024039Is Moondancer your OC and Sunburst your waifu?
>>27024039
this tbqh
sunburst is literally the average nor/mlp/erson
>>27023949
I never said it was canon, just that they are my preferred ship.
>>27024064
he actually isn't. Just because he is an underachiever, doesn't mean that half the people in this shithole had the potential to do something great, or are 15 year old emo kids.
The other half are normal people fapping to ponies or furries fapping to ponies.
>>27024118
Fair enough. Now post some some SciSet. Make it lewd.
>>27022698
>Starlight is cucked by Moondancer
Kek
I expect green but sadly the writefags are all dead/banned
>>27024657
I'm still here, but I don't have time to write a small green. Besides, I'm still in the middle of a glimmer story that I cannot finish for the same reason.
>>27024657
I eagerly await the same. It would be cute and funny andmaybe even hot.
Maybe I'll go to Fimfiction and bounce the idea of their shipping group.
>>27024734
Godspeed Anon! I hope you don't get b&
>>27023885
Considering the fact that EG has 4chan, dash is a horsefucker
>>27024734Is that you MnM?
>>27024154
We are horse fuckers.
>>27022698
>implying starlight is not getting the hot dragon hemipenis 6 times on a daily dose
If you are cucking Sunburst expect to git cucked
>>27026270
spike is a permavirgin lmao
>>27026270
>spikefaggots once again acting like he is some harem protagonist
Even Dipper is more alpha than that little faggot, Spike isn't a underdog, he is a shit character that doesn't deserve anyone
>>27024657
I hope this thread gets some green...
>>27025471
I'd probably rather wait for fimfiction because green usually keeps inserting Anon in
>>27025833
No, she's pure. Her friends are the slutty ones. Besides, Flash is the horsefucker, not Dash, unless she's into some weird shit.
>>27022698
He wouldn't cuck Glimmy.
>>27028042
No but he would friendzone her.
>>27026825
Thats why Greens are better
Anon/You can comfort best waifu because her childhood friend is a cunt
Fuckhead
>>27028061
>self insert stories
fucking cancer
>>27027761
Well then it's settled. DashxFlash OTP.
>>27028119
Let the shipping begin.
>>27028076
Be glad Anon isnt a black and red alicorn
Romance without Anon isn't worth reading
>>27028315
>Romance without Anon isn't worth reading
Stop being so cancerous, holy shit. He may as well be a black and red alicorn by this point.
>>27028323
Then what story is good? Shipping? Thats waaaay more cancerous than Anon
>>27028407
Anything is better than shitty self insert stories where the protagonist is a complete mary sue and to top it all of, it is still a shipping story.
>>27028407
>>27028061
>>27028315
>Shipping
>Cancerous than anon
So wanting to pair two characters is worse than self insert bullshit? You're practically using a 1 dimensional anime harem protagonist who either gets laid through pity, the cliche "I'm a nice guy but pacifist, later saves or impresses waifu with bravery" or worse, a threesome you actually put effort into writing more than smut.
Face it, both sides are cancerous but self insert is just plain lazy and overdone.
>>27028510
Fucking hell... considering everyone here is a horsefucker, all of us want to get laid with our waifus, and the best way is by Anon stories
Unless you have a stupid Cuck fetish, to start shitty threads about shipping
>>27028558
>shipping immediately means cuck
You'resupposedlywatching a show about fictional characters. By just existing, they're going to have a future without you.
And no, I don't care how much a couple of you takes cuckoldry seriously. You guys have your own liking to fanfiction, fine. To each and their own entertainment. But to say that Anon is different to any other self-insert OC, regardless of color pallette is just delusional.
>>27028558
>thinking everyone is as shallow as to fullfill their fantasy with shitty written stories
Fuck man, you're pathetic.
>>27028591
>>27028614
Dont let me keep you, cucks.
>>27028651
>cuck
>over a cartoon for little girls
Oh you are indeed a sad fellow.
>>27028658
at this point he's either too immersed or just trolling.
>>27028651
I never read shipping either, pretty much sticking to Anon stories, but lets look at this objectively.
Which is more autistic/pathetic?
The angry bitter virgin who will never fuck a human female using a gary-stu protagonist to escape their pathetic existence for a story and fuck everything that moves.
Or the virgin who has long accepted that they will never fuck a human female making stories about two character forming a relationship with each other because it entertains them.
>>27028699
Can we say that all shipfags are virgins? I mean it's obvious all anonfags are for obvious reasons, but shipfags? Maybe most of them are but some of the has to do it because they find it cute, right?
>>27022698
While Spike/Glimmer is a 100% impossible fantasy, Moondancer/Sunburst actually make more sense than Sunburst/Starlight that the show is trying to push.
>>27028759
>Moondancer/Sunburst actually make more sense than Sunburst/Starlight that the show is trying to push.
What? how does it make more sense? They never even met before, but Sunburst and Starlight realized that they needed the other one, they complete each other.
>>27028772
Their personality don't really complement eachother. Starlight is like Sunset Shimmer while Sunburst is like that blue haired nerd guy. Sunburst and Moon Dancer are both shut-in book worms.
>>27028750
Shipfags in a way are both wizards and muggles because the latter can relate while the wizards simply like to speculate what character would have better end game with despite the lack of experience in a real relationship themselves.
>>27028792
Sunburst is slightly better than Flash because he's not mister perfect, or instantly falls in love.
>>27028811
I was talking baout this guy. He's a more of a Sunburst character.
>>27028861
Nah, he's more of a tech nerd than a book nerd, or at least that's what he does in the background, which is to look at a laptop.
>>27028759
>>27028792
>people need to be really similar to each other to make a good couple
Trust me, they don't, the best couples are always the ones where one complements the other, sure having someone sharing a lot of things in common with you is nice but you can never be sure when it comes to a relationship
>>27028887
That's also popular amongst shipfags, but it's usually convenient when two similar-veined characters are introduced to the show .
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>>27028119
I ship him with Bonbon personally.
>>27028907
Those threads spawned a whole lot of lewd cooking puns.
>>27022698
This shit sounds like Faggot13's Typical Sad Greens (tm), that ends with these three people ends up broken and ends with a cliffhanger
>>27028699
>fuck a human female
Thats waaay too casual
>>27028931
>shilling fanfictions
>>27028907
Yeah, me too.
>>27022857
>>27024734Faggot13??
>>27028973Oh, you found me. Hello.
>>27028966
Got a source for that?
>>27022698
>Technicolor horses
>"Her man"
>Implying Sunburst is anything more than a friend
I think you're reading too much into things, fagoot, but Sunburst meeting Moondancer could be interesting, assuming the former ever has significant time off to leave for Canterlot or the latter has a reason to visit the CE, anyway.
>>27031591
You're no fun.
>>27031612
This.
