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>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
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Last thread: >>26999265
>>27008619
No more fucking
WHISPENS
Post tube sand
>>27008641
zippy detected
>>27008640
Okay. Seriously though, Res runs a really enjoyable quest.
>>27008674
I agree. Despite all the memes, Urban is a really fun quest.
>>27008640
>>27008710
When urban ends I want Res to break kayfabe and really talk shop about cyoa. explain his process, his thoughts, etc.
Octavia in Manehattan quest when?
>>27008731
>break kayfabe
Not even in secret club. The man is always on.
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
Reminder
>>27008894
When you make it
>>27009058
More 11-54
>>27009058
Sorry I'm late I was reading the Psker Shitstorm.
>>27007130
The First Quest I ran across on Mulp was Nip's Foal Quest. At that time I had just started following his Tumblr after seeing some pictures of Lithium Flower reposted on another blog I follow. I started following Nips because I really liked his muted color pallets and the visual style he was using at the time as well as the visual style he was using with his lighting.
Anyway, a few weeks after he had posted some excerpts from Foal Quest, I went back and opened up some links to Pineapple, back when it was pineapple and figured out that it was part of a CYOA which was the type of thing I had always wanted to run.
So I started my first thread on 4chan that wasn't a quick "Who controls the Spice thread on /b/ since, at the time, I really didn't know much about 4chan.
From there I was surprised that I got as many people playing my first Quest as I did since it honestly looked terrible, even by my standard from back then. And then people ask when I would come back wich got me to keep going and learn how to actually use 4chan. And now, you're all kinda stuck with me.
>>27009012
I'm curious how these pics get that 'texture.'
>>27009012
Look on the bright side
At least there aren't any bullies there to be mean or destroy her cardboard tank
Curwhibbles when?
>>27009099
Isn't that one of the standard Photoshop textures?
>>27009073
I may care in the future
>>27009073
I careabout Spearmint.We've got some ass to kick.
>>27009073
Thanks for sticking with us Bath.
>>27009021
I'm honestly considering it; the main problem being that I don't know jack shit about music and I don't know how long I can avoid including any such details without the quest seeming dry. The other main problem of course being that I can't write for shit, but at least I would be no worse than any other QM in that regard.
>>27009073
You fit in really well for a complete newfag
>his first quest was a nipquest
Threadly reminder that the General has killed:
>A countless number of innocent ponies.
>the guy with the cow cyoa idea
>The guy that ran Breakquest
>SomeoneWhoCares
>SpicyQuest Guy
>MemoryNumber
>Cuddle merc
>SpaceHorse
>panzermane
>Etherbreeze
>MangoAnon
>puzzleanon
>Night Terror
>PandaCraft
>Rocketeer
>Longname
>Storyteller
>Fruit Flank
>Innkeeper
>Lumineko
>Gar Iceon
>Nightlight
>Incognito
>Horsepls
>Alchemy
>Fleetfoot
>overlord
>Vincent
>Choosie
>Himself
>Hijijijijiji
>Minster
>Wolvan
>Cyborg
>Pyrefly
>Pleeny
>Linkeh
>Caring
>Dandy
>Beard
>Inept
>Aight
>Sloth
>Stray
>(You)
>Spes
>Fins
>Lyra
>AJW
>Nips
>680p
>Arch
>Rits
>CBT
>Rki
>Rev
>Res
>GC
>>27009571
He still didn't kill choosie though
Does anyone remember "Along The Way"? I just remembered about it today.It was a GC quest.Damn memes were right.
>>27009587
No, Choosie is on the list.
The list is always true Anon. You can't argue with the list.
>>27009571
>>MangoAnon
huh? Have I been meme'd?
>>27009598I'm trying my best to get a comprehensive list of every QM that has ever been. Suggestions welcome.
>>27009598
Mango is a meme with smelly thing
So sorta yes
>>27009596
List lies coltshan is ded and not on list
Ha!
>>27009604
well, start by removing the ponies because that just makes it harder to find names on the list.
>Nips will never ever run consistently again
>>27009571
Pyrefly is still around.
>>27009783
Pyrefly was never real Anon.
>>27009904
Lich Nips returns
>>27009571
The general will never kill me.
>>27009469
>tfw when your first quest was a nipsquest as well
Fucking SS, man.
>>27009571
How long until everyone's on the list?
Hey, I heard that a quest had an original soundtrack? Which quest is it? And was the music primarily instrumental or vocals? I'm looking to incorporate it in one of my CYOAs.
>>27010558
Nine Lands
>>27010558
https://www.anonpone.com/ninelands/Second chapter will have a soundtrack as well, might include vocals in a song or two.
>>27008674
Urban's pretty comfy
Active threads
Stuck in the Middle: >>26976109
Big Mares: >>26928838
NE: >>26955110
Threshold: >>26996674
Lamentations: >>27007479
Pocket Watch: >>26991630
FOE: >>26983782
DITA: >>26988170
Lost Doll: >>26966011
Vampony: >>26965066
Coltquest: >>27006905
FOE 2: >>26962027
Alchemy: >>26927822
Across the Ocean: >>26965039
Urban Survival: >>26930116
Crystal Symphony: >>26946337
Bard Quest: >>26959355
11-54: >>26998864
>>27010638______________________ pls
>>27010652No___________________________________
>>27009117
Never. It's over Anon. He's rused us for the last time.
>>27009571
Darn. I thought too small-time a qm to be offed by the general. Guess I'm now a zambie.
>>27010666
Thanks for the confirmation Satan.
>>27009117
I've never understood why he doesn't just run in the Satyr thread. His average posts per day his thread is up is 4.3, which means he does an average of 1 update a day. That's not enough to keep a thread up. Especially when it's in reality 2 or 3 updates every 2 or 3 days.
>>27009571
>Beard
Shit. Well, now that I'm dead, does this mean I can't kill myself from multiquesting?
>>27010704
Sorry beard, we're already liches
>last thread
>>27010681
running over the same old ground, what have we found?
>>27010684
That would make it a PITA for anyone to keep track of if they want to read up on or reread previous content. It's better to keep CYOAs in their own threads.
>>27010793
We have an archive. That argument went out the window about a year ago.
>>27009612
Coltshan is a zombie though.
>>27010776
>kill old Pitch
>>27010776
>Psker still stupid
>>27010801
If you mean anonpone, that only archives the story posts I believe. And also, if it didn't, any CYOA running in the same thread as other content would end up with a lot of unrelated posts mixed into it.
No, keep CYOAs in their own threads.
>>27010825
Someone doesn't seem to understand how Anonpone works
>>27010825
>>27010829
And they don't seem to catch on that there's already other CYOAs running in generals that work perfectly fine.
>>27010776
>Someone name every good thing
So, go ahead anon. Name all the good things
>>27010839
qt pones
>I can tell you really know drama..
what did he by this
>>27010832
I'm sure it works fine. It would just be a pain to search if you ever need to find a previous discussion.
>>27010839
Choosie
RIP Spicy
>>27010874
Which would especially be a PITA in Curwhibbles. I've lost count of how many times I've gone back to reread or search for stuff in the second thread.
>>27010884
Guess what.
>>27010949
>>27010966
Did you upgrade your monitoring pic? noice.
>>27009099
>>27009126
I use SAI's paper texture at 100
>>27010966
I saw that Pokémon and thought you were linking the return of Pink. Damn you for getting my hopes up.
>>27010858
He meant that the generic animu edgy pone browses 4chan
>>27010966
This looks intriguing
>>27010825
False.
>>27010966Oddly familiar QM.
>>27011222
I hope it's not coltshan.
>>27010966
How long until Doxel kills it.
>>27011235
Not Coltshan.
>opening art isn't a landscape
>name is just "the QM" instead of something random
>can spell
>character creation has some thought behind it
>no humans yet
>we did not hear the sound of our boots/hoofsteps followed by us looking in a mirror
>>27011240
He's already preping his "care package".
>>27011250
Good, because I'm liking the idea behind this MC
>>27011222
Who do you think it is if he seems familiar then?
>>27011240
I care about this new quest and am participating in it, and if it dies I'll be disappointed, but it won't be my doing.
It's over guys, he's already caring.
>>27011264
>>27010966
idk man, it seems like it could turn super edgy really fast.
>>27011282
>my special talent is watching shit die
>>27011419
The talent is "helping endings happen cleanly".
>>27011419
>>27011434
>>27011435
euthanasia pone?
>>27011435
Oh I'm sure she'll end them cleanly alright.
>>27011434
You never go full emo.
In case anyone was wondering the end result of Psker's faggotry.
>>27011499
Nobody was. Just fucking stop bringing it up.
>>27011499
I think he's had his licks of the whip now and we can move on.
>>27011499
>They've even started to come here to harass my account
Bully
>>27011499
Okay, now they've gone too far the other way and Emo pone is turning into Doxel pone.
>>27011479
>>27011500
>>27011502
>>27011526
>>27011556
>Not wanting to play caring pone
>>27011567
Their seventh favorite spell is hug.
>>27011556
Doxel is evil anon. So it fits.
>>27011556
I want the QM to flip a coin. If heads he'll be emo for that post, if tails he'll be Doxel for that post.
>>27011573
That's my favorite spell
>>27011556
>literally care quest
It's all over.
>>27011613
Hey. Seems that my vent pastebin got leaked so I think it's about time that I give some confirmation.
>Is Unique kill?
Probably. I've given it more thought during my b& and I still can't figure out anyway to salvage the game at this point unless I did some serious retcons. Lovesick Mini-session is probably the only thing I could think of ever doing.
>Unique characters in Stuck
When I wrote that pastebin Stuck was still very early in development. It constantly kept changing ideas, I think the only thing that really stayed the same was Thimble and his backstory along with Nocturnum itself. So some of the Unique characters were culled, though a few were planned to appear.
That changed when people almost immediately began telling others SFB was Sloth. I said 'fuck this' and got rid of all of them, save one. So you don't have to really worry about them being tainted by the memes. Especially since the one I kept appeared like, l once.
>Sloth pls
Sloth no
>>27011628
Who are you again?
>>27011628
>>27011628
Post a one paragraph summary of how it would have ended if it had ended.
>>27011676
Drinking wine out of Uncle Shitter's skull.
>>27011676
Chalk gets the armor and the necklace, becomes the next deity of the city.
Murders Beefshit, Red Glare, and Queen in Yellow.
>>27011676
>>27011726
It all depended on what you did/who you killed or spared.
>>27011741
For example, if you did this and only this Chalk wouldBe powerless against the Pink Laugh, and she'd just use you as a way to control the city. She'd then begin using Carcasonne a 'staging ground' for her crazy multi-dimension crusade of spreading Equality to every single universe possible. You'd be warned of this possibility though so likely you would choose something else
>>27011804
Kill Queen
Fuck Beefheart
Marry Red Glare
>>27011804
What about kills/imprisons all four, does not become diety of the city, and let's people go back to living peacefully not under the control of sociopaths?
>>27011846
Some other sociopath comes along.
>>27011851
Aww.
>>27011846
>>27011851
Gotta half a good sociopath come out on top to win.
>>27011556
I bet Doxel approves euthanasia.
>>27011913
Thanks to all of you fags who played so faror commented over here, had a few hearty keks when I read your comments.
Expect the intro post later today
>>26988170
The Bar is Now OpenNow with more analyzing douche canoes
>>27011947
>later
It's over.
>>27011947
>tomorrow
>>27011628
>confirmation.
>
>>Is Unique kill?
>Probably.
So it's in the exact same state it has been.
>>27009571
>Still not on the list
I'm untouchable!And so alone ;_;
>>27012187
Anon, you're not dead becauseNobody cares
>>27012195
Thanks Shitfire. That makes me feel a little better... somehow.
>>27009571
Ayy i'm actually on the list now.
Though I was planning on reviving my shitty quest tomorrow.Though the massive influx of decent quests almost made me decide not to.
>>27012236
Anon, please. If you're a QM, you know that oversaturation is bullshit.
>>27012236
Stop being a fragile little thing, anon
>>27012247
I can't help it,sorry.
>>27012236
I know that feel.Actually I've just had so much fun playing other CYOA's that I forgot about mine. It's never too late to try again anon.
>>27012236
Which quest was yours?
Don't worry. She's safe now.
>>27012281
>alone
No Choosie she is not. You must go find and save the other poners.
New quests added to the archive.
Anonfilly and Patchwork:
https://www.anonpone.com/anonfilly/
Death in the Afteroon:
https://www.anonpone.com/dita/
Crystal Warlock and Crystal Symphony:
https://www.anonpone.com/virgin/
https://www.anonpone.com/virginharder/
The Lamentations of Suri Polomare:
https://www.anonpone.com/lamentations/
Bard Quest:
https://www.anonpone.com/blord/
And while they've been on the archive for a while I don't think I ever posted them.
Don't Fuck:
https://www.anonpone.com/fucknot/
Big Mares:
https://www.anonpone.com/big/
Curse Quest:
https://www.anonpone.com/curse/
Spicy Quest:
https://www.anonpone.com/spicy/
>>27012281
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLEstop intensifying my sadness ;_;
>>27012279
The one that'll be back tomorrow.
>>27012324
>virgin
>virginharder
>>27012324
Thank you for your work, gatekeeper. We appreciate it.
>>27012335
Wolvan please, she's like that because of you.
>>27012324
>virgin
>virginharder
>>27012281
>you won't be alone again
>sends her with another lost pone
So anons, which CYOA horse do you most relate to personality wise?
>>27012429
uhhh
>>27012287
Who else is in the wasteland? What other poners can she save?
I know there's Grayscale and Treads, is there anyone else? What about places besides the wasteland? Which poners need saving? Choosie can't save them without you!
>>27012429
Treads
pic of too many ponks saying care care care care when
>>27012441Puppy
>>27012441
Take your pick
>>27012450Alchemy has the killing of Uncle Lucky already underway, so that might not be necessary just yet.
>>27012441
Every single cyoa pone from a quest that is in an eternal hiatus.
They are bound to the wasteland because the General brings them back every time.
>>27012429
Probably Pitch/Cough Syrup
>>27012446
Like two threads ago, m8.
>>27012525
that was just the filename tho
>>27012500
poor pitch. not even his author loved him.
>>27012572
rip sleepyhorse
>>27011628
You really did paint yourself into a corner with so many different plots and a time limit to resolve all of them in. Reminds me of what led to Aurora Flare being killed.
>>27012456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzwADJqf_Ok
>>27012652
>longname
>panzer
>jad
>unique
Probably your biggest cull yet.
>>27012652
We have a big graveyard
>>27012652
Pyrefly just recently had a thread.
>>27012652
N-no!
>>27012652
>using a horn for longname
Even in death people are shitting on her. Give her tombstone a fucking wing, please.
Also you might want to consider multiple rows at this point.
>>27012771
He still has another 3500 pixels to go.
>>27012759
Wait, is that longname? I don't know of many others who write like that.
>>27012780
Thank god he's trying something new.
>>27012780
Hope he focuses on characters instead of lore.
>>27012780
I know a single person that wrote like him
>>27012842
Which is....?
>>27012882
The guy that ran the april fools Longname, which then turned into one hell of a shitpost orgy
>>27012894
He did that because he was actively trying to emulate longname's style. Doesn't really count
Bard Quest: I was already Blord inside anyway returns !
>>27012951
>>27012992
>>27012281
Motherfucker beat me to it.
>>27013068
Post your version anyway!
>>27013090
You might have guessed this, but it's nowhere near done.
I blame oversleeping.
>>27013169
I like to think in the middle of the wasteland there's a small, but rowdy bar where all the abandoned cyoa characters can pass whatever time they have left in whatever way is best for them.
>>27012992
I care, there's nothing you can do to stop me, and also here's a picture of ponk for no damn reason.
>>27013243
I thought they all just ended up with uncle lucky
>>27011628
I understand but I'm just kinda pissed you tried to string us along saying "I'll run Unique eventually." Damn dude, be transparent and honest with us.
>>27013268
>T-the lewds will be ready next thread!
Sloth has a big problem with people pleasing. He wants to please people in the short term by making promises he won't keep, which just ends up being incredibly annoying in the long term. He did the same thing for every long Unique break. At this point it's a pattern of behavior that should just be expected.
>>27012726
He's gone Anon. He's dead now.
>>27013326
>never ever
>>27013326
It's bad to not follow through, it's worse to keep everyone in the dark.
I just want transparency. If you don't want to write the lewds, I couldn't give two shits. Just tell your players. They'll be disappointed for a while, but they'll get over it.
Don't say 'oh, I'll do it later, they're coming guys,' when you're not.
Just tell us, we'll understand. Don't pretend you're going to do something you won't.
>>27012450
>>27012472I want to see puppy sitting with other wastelanders at a campfire. She's wearing uncle shithead's hat.
>>27012780
Oh shit. I'll bet you anythinh we'll be a part of the Nightpact.
>>27013423
God I hope not. Keep the stupid nightpact out of this.
>>27013243
I like that idea. I also like the idea that the CYOA pones themselves are the ones that built the bar.
That's probably why progress has been slow.
>>27013252
>>27013480
Who are those other poners? I recognize Ether and Treads of course, which ones are those others?
>>27013504
Green: Anonpone
Grey: Sambot
>>27013480
That warms my heart to see. Thanks, anon.
>>27013504
napone and charles barkley
>>27013504
Sam is the gray one.
>>27013480
Wait! Does this mean I can start shipping Ethertreads again?
>>27013497
>>27013568
Say that YOU don't care as much as you want, but you can't say that nobody cares anymore.
>>27013573
Pretty sure he just did.
>>27013480
The best part about the wasteland is that there are no monsters, so it's better than the wastelands and desolation some of the poners had to deal with.
>>27013573
Hey man, you think that it ain't, but it do!
>>27011628
>>27013480
Who needs Air JaD when we can have Wasteland JaD?
>This tank just slapped your CYOA-waifu's ass and she seems to be blushing at the size of his barrel.
What do you do?
Hard mode:you don't have your katana
>>27013642
Take her for a ride inside of him.
>>27013642
I would scold Treads for poking her. "Bad Treads!"
>>27013687
Treads has a stupid face
>>27013642
Ask if tank-sama will slap my ass too.
>>27013262
Who do you think is the bar owner?
>>27013642
I would rape the tank.
>>27013706Pot
>>27013718
>whihspyh and and poppy hanging outMIXED FEELINGS
>>27013262
Speed Weed dealt with that.
>>27014075
Cool! is that Uncle Lucky? Has anyone else drawn him? or is this the first?
>>27014098
pretty sure alchs the only person to draw him.
>>27014075
>Tore his horn off
Jeez, what do you guys even do in Alchemy?
![35586__safe_pinkie-pie_animated_putting-your-hoof-down_[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/xh75K5N.gif "35586__safe_pinkie-pie_animated_putting-your-hoof-down_[1].gif")
>>27012324
>https://www.anonpone.com/virgin/
>https://www.anonpone.com/virginharder/I appreciate it man.
>>27014108
What must be done.
The CYOA situation seems to be an opportunistic one.
>>27014108
Slay evil.
Being abandoned in a wasteland isn't that bad, as long as you have someone else to be abandoned with.
Featuring Puppy, Tread Softly, and that one pone from Abandoned.
Aaaand vamp is dedddd
Just waiting for new thread now
>>27014237
Did that seriously not upload. Why?!
>>27014249
Neato
>>27014249
>Treads is rambling made up stories about something she calls "tanks"
>>27014249
>wip bar
kek
>bar
>>27014108
The right thing.
>>27014319
N-No. But Choosie saved her! It was over! She was heading to sancturary!
>>27014355
Anon, that's just what Choosie told you so you wouldn't be worried.
I'm sorry.
>>27014319
it's all ogre.
>>27014249
That's super awesome and I love it, but Battlecap when?
>>27014319
This is clearly from right before Choosie saved her.
>>27014075
Thank you Speed Weed.
>>27014319
No silly, your job is reaping dead QMs.
>>27014420
>Battle Cap
Just because it died mid-conbat you don't get to change the name.
>>27014319
Isn't she sorta 2 characters in 1?
>>27014582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVTkdwxGMV4
>>27014249
I want to drive out to the wasteland bar once a week and pet the horsies and feed them fresh oats and carrot sticks.They can charge a few bits for each and use their funds to import lumber and grains.
>>27010564
>spoiler
Whoa
>>27014319
Fuck off Undertaker. Your job is to reap QM's. The poners are mine.
And it's not this one's time yet.
>>27014701
oh snap.
>>27014701
Thank you, Inept. Thank you so much.
Tinepone when?
>>27014701
>scythe fight
J-Just like in my animes!
So the following scenario:
The MC of the last quest you played gets slipped a roofie and when he or she wakes up again, she's in an empty room that has a 6 digit keypad lock. There is a barrel full of fortune cookies (probably like 200k fortune cookies) and one of them contains the right code, the other ones contain wrong codes. Each time a wrong code is entered, a computergenerated voice from a hidden speaker will briefly insult the MC. In one corner of the room is also a very small drain (a bit smaller than hoof-sized) and a regular faucet above it (regular water at slightly above room temperature).
There are no windows, but the room is adequately lit by some lamps that are integrated into the ceiling that the MC can't reach.
What does the MC do?
>>27014701
Skeleton fight! Fifty quatloos on Inept.
>>27014727
Fuck off Res
>>27014733
>and when he or she wakes up again, she's in an empty room
*he or she is in an empty room
>>27014733
Cracks a fortune cookie to see how long the code is then brute forces it.
>>27014733
Try to befriend the robot voice.
>>27014701
I want to join the scythe fight.
>>27014737
Nah, Takers got this in the bag.
>>27014773
Pshh, please, Inept was reaping before he existed.
>>27014761
>6 digit keypad lock
>6 digit
>6
>>27014733
Tell to the robot voice that you care until it surrenders.
>>27014761
>>27014783
typical non-tinepone player
>>27014783
Too me that sounds like it has six buttons. Defining the input length as part of its name is weird.
