I wanna punch Twi in her vagina
>>27000296
Why?
>I want Anon to fist my vagina
*with my dick
ftfy
>>27000296
well I want to kill myself
hey, at least my fantasies are realistic, you double nigger
>>27000302
It mite b fun
>>27000306
I'm going to have to ask you for the sauce
>>27000362
https://derpibooru.org/1069526
I gotchu
Twilight's vagina is for cuddling.
>>27000296
>>27000296
>I want to punch Twi in her vagina with my dick
FTFY
>>27000618
Why not with your tongue? Feeling her clit tickling your lower lip
>>27000335
>I want to run my finger over twilight squashes smooth exterior.
>I want to lick twilight squash all over
>I want to cum on twilight squash as she lays there unable to move.
But how to fuck twilight squash without killing her?
>>27000734
>squash
nigga that's clearly a fucking eggplant
that being said, I want to make Twilight into eggplant parmigiana and serve her at a fancy dinner party to her unaware family
>>27000296
ANOTHER /b/ TIER THREAD.
>>27000734
that is an eggplant
I think this makes you a triple nigger
>>27000776
I know, right?
These sure are bringing down the board quality!
>>27000772
>>27000780
Well shit....im sorry.
>>27000784
>complaining about board quality
>on /mlp/
>>27000820
>not detecting the blatant sarcasm
>>27000784
>"I saw a best of /mlp/ tread and i wanna be cool like those guys!"
>>27000812
You should be
I mean, it's a fucking EGGPLANT
I can't understand how you could not know what that is
>>27000827
oh shit I read that as "bring up"
my bad it's 4:AM
>>27000839
I thought eggplants were purple squashes my whole life until now.
>>27000880
I know squashes and eggplants aren't a commodity that's in-demand, but have you seriously never been to a produce store and read the lables above all of the gourds?
Is an eggplant a gourd, for that matter? It looks like it is.
>>27000880
Well now you can say you learned something today, even if it was something likely 80% of the civilized world already knew
>>27000902
Actually probably not if we're even having this conversation now that I'm thinking about it.
I want to piss in Twilight's vagina
>>27000902
No it's not
it's one of those weird vegetable where there are some people who classify them as fruits because of their seeds or something
and wikipedia says it's closely related to potatos and tomatos
and also that it's actually a species of nightshade, which sounds worrying
Twilight would probably enjoy that.
>>27000938
What about now?
>>27000922
>a thread that was supposed to be about punching a cartoon horse in the vagina turns into discussing fucking eggplants
I love this board. I really do.
>>27001018
It's amazing isn't it?
>>27000906
Thats what its like having real aspergers.
I can build a computer from scrap metal but i cant tie a tie. I can drive my route from home to work blind folded but if i make one wrong turn im lost. Im functionally retarded,
>>27000296
God this board sure has incurable autism
>>27001248
>autism
>curable
Only by death, faggot. Speaking of which,kys
>>27000306
>I want to double-fist Twilight as she ignores me and reads a book
>>27001299
>handlet
>>27002259
>to fist or not to fist
>>27000296
>you sneak behind the peaceful reading pony
>clenching your hands into fists, you throw your best punch against her entrancing marehood
>it offers little resistance and engulfs your entire forearm
>Twilight doesn't even flinch, instead she immediately clenches down her walls, locking your arm in place
>She turns her head back to look at you, a naughty smirk on her face
>You fucked up
>>27000296
I want to huff her slit and ponut until I cream myself.
>>27002517
I think he was saying that he has small hands, not trying to make a Shakespeare pun.
Hello PTS
>quality content
>>27003143
>implying vagina pummeling isn't quality
>>27002929
I think he knows and was making a pun
>>27000772
>>27000780
Nigga wants to fuck an eggplant. Give him a break.
>>27000296
>>27000306
I don't even need a source.
Hair like that is a massive turn on for me.
Is that normal?
>>27002929
Not small hands...big vagina.
>>27000335
That's one sexy ass eggplant.
>>27004173
Maybe you don't want to, but I do.
