My parents found out I clop.
Wat do?
>>26997744
Back to bee, underage.
>>26997744
Keep clopping. They can't fix you and they know it
>>26997744
Oh mine get
>>26997744
Keep clopping?
Also nice dubs
>>26997799
What the fuckI don't even know scriptfag
>>26997744
How did they find out?
All so it doesn't matter. So long as your not jacking it to children, there is no reason for anyone to care about what gets you off. It's not like you're hurting anyone, and unless your parents are crazy religios or some stupid shit like that then they shouldn't care
>>26997833
>gets dubs again
Bullshit.
>>26997833
>it keeps happening
>>26997744
That's a fucking lie, OP.
>>26997842
>inb4 OP was clopping to CMC/Flurry Heart rape
>>26997744
>>26997799
>>26997833
Keep clopping. Give your dad a deadpan look and say something like "Don't admit you didn't, Dad."
lol, furfag creeps
>>26997744
Tell us the story please
>>26997842
I used a shared device and forgot to close the incognito tab.
>>26997744
If they seriously did, consider faking your death.
if they didn't, shut the fuck up you fucking faggot.
>>26997859
>inb4 pony thread simulator
>>26997744
>pic related
Also I forgot to say that I'm a huge, raging faggot.
Boy it sure is good to get it off my chest.
>>26997898
one off
>>26997744
>not hiding your porn in ~/appdata
>>26997915
Hi not meFuck off
>>26997744
Masturbate in front of them now that they know.
>>26997915
nice blog
+1
subbed
where's the patreon link?
Tell them all about how ponies are superior to humans of course.
They will be okay with you clopping once they realize that you are doing it to a bunch of angel-like creatures with severe mental disorders.
>>26997889
>>26997744
Drink bleach while clopping.
>>26997744
Call your parents faggots for not doing it also
>>26997886
Oh, you poor retard. Did you actually fess up to it? Did you at least insist you didn't know what it was or how it got there? Was there really no option but a shared fucking device?
>>26998524
I blamed google's "suggestions"
>>26998546
Well, you didn't handle it as badly as you could've. Hope you learned a good lesson about operational security.
If you're not already flagrant about horse fandom then just act as normal as possible for the forseeable future. Don't leave regular porn open like "bait" or something. They'll be on the lookout now for any weird behavior you might exhibit (I'm assuming you're underage and thus their bitch if they decide something's "wrong" with you).
Have a fluttershy.
>>26997744
Just keep going. No sense in stopping anyway.
>>26998621
At least they don't know myfetish
>>26997744
Post the pic they saw
We gotta know the damageinb4 spanking
>>26997888
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>>26997866
horee sheeit
>>26998751
>inb4 spanking
I would start psychological warfare with themI act stupid around them so they don't expect anythinggoogle images for "mlp r34"
>>26998878
Forgot the pic
>>26998646
Now I'm curious
>>26998646
>>26998906
>>26998953You want to know my fetishProve it
Be callous and condescending. Anyone who would deny your desires in order to compensate for their own ignorance-induced fears is nothing more than a conscious, living burden on your soul to be used for the benefits of tolerating their presence.
And hope they get over it before it comes to that.
I need the full story. What did they say to you? Did they sit you down and have a talk.
You think your parents know your on this site now, think they installed something to spy on you?
I've got to sleep it's late
back at 2:00 PM (14:00) UTC most likely
>>26998996
I'll share mine then. My fetish(es): diapers, bondage, and forced feminization, preferably altogether.
Pic not related because I don't want to cause a shitstorm.
>>26999073
Claim it was an experiment. Tell them about rule 34, and say you didn't believe it was true, so you looked it up. Lo and behold, you were wrong.
>>26997744
Don't be underage.
>>26997744
Initiate damage control, sperg out and embrace it. Show them what a real Alpha you are.
>>26998646
Your fetish is not as weird as mine.
>>26998546
Blame a virus, its something most people from that generation don't understand but fear like anything else. i did that one time when i tried to print out almost-porn on the living room computer but it didn’t work for some reason so i said screw it and went to bed, when my dad fired it up in the morning it turns out the fucking printer saved the image and printed it out. I think i had spaghetti for supper that day.
Note to mods:this was in 2002.
>>26997744
You do realize that you only "clop" because the ponies look like human women, right?
>>26998777
>TRIPS
Back exactly when i promised!
^:)
>>27000731
No I clop to full on pones
>>27000585
I am far from an alpha
bump
>>27001527
Show us the image you were jerkin' it to.
>>27000731
>no crotchtits
Fucking faggot
>>26997744
This sure is show discussion, modcuck.
>>27002555
Wow so cleverFuck off
>>27002614
He's not wrong. So kill yourself you underage fucking parasite.
>>27002614
Eat a dick, you little shit. You should've either been swallowed or ended up in a wad of kleenex.
>>27000731
Kill yourself
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>>27002647
Wow good job
>>26997744
Clop just means masturbate. So what? They'd probably think you were a faggot if you didn't.
>>27002671
>lol I was just baiting guise
>>27002684
Yeah but it's masturbating to animals.
I still want to know exactly what they said to you. Please describe the look of shame on their faces.
>>27002712
>My mom goes to the laptop and opens chrome
"anon what is this"
>I went to see what they were talking about
>See the tab
>go beet red
Welp to late to blame someone else
>"I was just trying to look at pony pics then google decided to do it 'thing'"
>They were just silent and avoided eye contact
>I could end world hunger with the amount of spaghettiI think there going to tell my therapist
>>27001723
>crotchtits
>>27000731
I did kek hard
>>27002804
>Leaving tabs open
>Already having a therapist
They probably saw this coming, hell white people these days are into everything
>>26997842
You must have zero shame if you really wouldn't care if your family knows about your horsefucking ways.
For most, even getting ousted as a fan of MLP would be enough to keep their face in perma cringe mode for a while.
Do your fucking job, hotpockets.
>>26997744
Keep Fappingand look at my numbers
>>27002999
WHAT THE FUCK
>>26997744
KYSyes, we youtube comments now
>>27002999
Them trips tho
>>27002659
calm down you mad dumbass
he's correct
Give them your best made up excuse when it is brought up. That does not mean the truth. Make up some lie about how you don't jerk it to MLP - they won't believe you entirely, but they have no evidence to the contrary that you do... wait... did they find out you had mlp porn somewhere, or did they walk in on you while you were jerking it to horsepussy? If it's the latter, prepare to be institutionalized or disowned.
Real talk though, no matter what it was, just lay low. It's just as awkward for them as it is for you.
>>27002804
Good move. Good move. You might have saved yourself a little bit there. As for your therapist, they can't do shit about it if you are 18. If underage, then gtfo
>>26997744
That reminds me of something.
>Be me, immigrant in England.
>Need to set up a bank account.
>Go to the appointment.
>Lady shows me some phone app I can use to manage my account, asks if I want it.
>I sure do want it.
>Directs me to play store, but the app page won't load up.
>She asks me to show her my phone. I give it to her.
>She opens google in attempt to access the app from web browser. it's in another language.
>My last search history pops out.
>e621 Nightmare Moon
>Palms are sweaty
>She looks at me with confusion in her eyes.
>"I don't understand, is it another language?"
"Y-yes it's another language."
>Snatch my phone from her and continue.
>Mfw before e621 I searched for "mlp luna porn" and other obvious shit everyone would get.
>I'm saved because e621 has a dumb, misleading name.
>She probably though it's some hipster band.
>My knees and arms are not heavy, no vomit no mom's spaghetti.
Closest to revealing my power level in public I've ever been. Thank you based e621.
>>27002804
>not having an elaborate web of lies about volunteering to test networking software with a distance tech savvy friend and occasionally getting "pranked" by getting forcibly linked to awkward shit once in a while
God, I know I was a special case because my dad was a bitch and wouldn't talk shit to me no matter what, but how the fuck does one live in a situation where they want to keep this kind of shit under wraps and don't have contingency plans for when it quite inevitably gets found out?
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>>27003066
Keep cloping OP. Don't let other people talk to your fetishes.
