FIRST WE THOUGHT ANON WAS SO REALLY REALLY SWEET
A NEW FRIEND TO HAVE AND IT SEEMED LIKE SUCH A TREAT
BUT THEN WE FOUND THE TRUTH HE ONLY WANTS TO RAPE YOUNG FOALS
HE MADE US SUCK HIS DICK, THEN HE STUCK IT IN OUR HOLES
HE DIDN'T LUBE IT UP...AND NOW IT HURTS LIKE HELL
A-NON, A-NON WHAT WE GONNA DO?
LURED US INSIDE HIS WHITE VAN
NOW IT HURTS TO USE THE CAN
A-NON, A-NON IF HE'S AFTER YOU
BETTER USE SOME BIRTH CONTROL
DON'T GET STUCK WITH HIS RAPE FOAL
A-NON, A-NON
WISH HE'D GO RAPE BON-BON
HIDING FROM A RAPIST
ISN'T THAT SOME REAL BAD LUCK?
BUT WHEN WE TELL OUR SISTERS
THEY DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK
HOPE HE'LL GO HOME SOON
AND THEN WE WON'T FEAR ANY RAPE
BUT FOR NOW WE STAND
NO CHANCE OF A SAFE ESCAPE
CAN'T YOU ALL CLEARLY SEE? HE WANTS OUR VIRGINITY!
A-NON, A-NON WHAT WE GONNA DO?
HE WON'T STOP UNTIL HE CUMS
IN OUR MANES AND UP OUR BUMS
A-NON, A-NON IF HE'S AFTER YOU
BETTER FIND A PLACE TO HIDE
'CAUSE HE WANTS TO CUM INSIDE
WHY SO HORNY, WHY SO CRUDE?
WHY NO FOREPLAY, WHY NO LUBE?
DO YOU SMOKE DOPE? CAN WE HAVE SOME?
THIS WOULD HURT LESS IF WE WERE A BIT NUMB
A-NON, A-NON, HE'S JUST A RAPE GUY
A-NON, A-NON, HE'LL MAKE US ALL CRY
A-NON, A-NON...
HE LOVES TO RAPE FILLIES.
get on dis dick
>>26994064
>>26994064
>>26994064
10/10
7/10
>>26994064
>>26994064
No other image can convey the pure laughter and joy I have received from this.
I'd like to hear some voicefags try to sing it.
Anyone?
>>26994064
Give this man a fucking medal
>>26994064
>>26994064
Kek
>>26994064
HORSEFUCKERS SING AND RECORD THIS SHIT AAHHHH
Now we wait for some girl to sing it like Anons to the core...
>>26995287
>girl
>/mlp/
choose one
>>26994064
Kek
I'd pay money to have the girls who did the anons to the core song do the OP of this.
Song for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPWsP93pTPA
>>26995402
>Not knowing about "Anons to the Core."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPWsP93pTPA
>>26995439
this was 2014.
Im judging from the "modern" standard
>>26995438
>>26995439
>>26995279
>>26995287
>>26995191
Someone screencap it and put it up on Derpibooru. It'll reach a bigger audience and be up longer than any thread. Maybe you'll get a nibble.
>>26995191
I'll try, if it doesn't sound like shit I'll post it.I'm a guy though
>>26995482
gosh, by posting this I just realize how fucking long im bearing this shit. Why the hell am I still here after like 3,5 - 4 years visiting? How can I escape?
>>26994064
>>26995496
I don't have an account on Derpibooru, but I can at least provide the screencap if you all want to do it. Enjoy the filename.
>>26994064
>>26994064
Anon you bastard, I am laughing so fucking hard. You got the meter right and everything.
>>26995507
sorry anons, I tried
song was much higher than I thought, I'm a bass so it sounds like shit when I try it
>>26995524
You can upload anonymously on Derpi.
>>26995524
>>26995820
https://derpiboo.ru/1125549
>>26995402
fucking newfag
>>26995820
>inb4 banned by the stupid fucking mods for DB "not being 4chan"
fucking cucks
>>26995866
Oh wow look at those rankings
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WIo3I1RYVk
compliments of sewer lemonood
>>26994064
>>26997646
Oh my god
>>26997646
Perfect.
>>26997646
I Cleeked it.
>>26997646
pretty good bae
>>26997646
Fuck, you beat me too it, I didn't finish but here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kGGneAYc6w
>>26997784
I wanna finish this but I can't because there are other people in the room and once they hear me singing they will have a lot of questions.
bump, this is hilarious OP.
>>26997646
>>26997784
GOD HELP ME
I fixed up the audio file a bit, no big changes just some cuts where there are pauses.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OAmw2fgWQ8
I really want to continue this tomorrow when their aren't people in the house that will hear me, this is funny shit and had me laughing for a long time.
>>26998741
please continue
>>26995438
every time i hear this song, I always get a real warm and fuzzy feeling at the end when i hear the unchanged lyrics about us being family.I love you guys
To the theme of Hotel California
>On a /b/ thread on 4chan, porn across my screen.
>A strong smell of cheetos. Fat popping from my seams.
>Up ontop of the website, I saw a small group of text.
>I grew bored and my interest was piqued
>I had to see what was next.
>There I stood in the home page.
>Generals filled my screen.
>And I was thinking to my self,
>"This place isn't as bad as it seems."
>So I decided to post there. And I made a new thread.
>Words of anons flashed across my screen.
>And this is what they said...
>>27000401
>Welcome to the Hub's ride of autism.
>Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
>Such a lovely space.
>Plenty of room in the Hub's ride of autism.
>Any time of year (any time of year)
>Drama will be here.
>Pictures of colorful ponies. Filled my screen from end to end.
>Got a lot of pretty, pretty toys, I call friends.
>How I got into the show now, I've no regrets.
>Some watch to remember, Some watch to forget.
>So I spilled my speghetti.
>Showed some pony pride.
>Anon said, "We haven't had that spirit here since we started the ride."
>And now those ponies are calling to me all day.
>Wake you up in the middle of the night.
>Just to watch it play.
>Welcome to the Hub's ride of autism.
>Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
>Such a lovely space.
>We're fagging it up in the Hub's ride of autism.
>What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise)
>There went Derpy's eyes.
>>27000410
>Onto the finalle
>I am still spoiler free.
>Anon said, "We all rustled our jimmies here, here in season three."
>At the end of the story.
>After Celestia sings.
>There standing before me
>Is a Twilight with damned wings.
>The next thing I remember, I was
>Raging on the board.
>I was quitting this fandom
>Like I should had long before
>"Relax," Said the Anons.
>"We are strapped down to our seats."
>"Take a break any time you like."
>"But you can never leave."
Since we're showing parody's, here's one.
>>27000401
>>27000410
>>27000416
i'm down for making >>/mlp/ s "the ride never ends" song. i can't sing, but i can help, let me open up vocaroo.
>>26997646
Holy shit
>>27000435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FoOVn0TXKq
here.
>>27000401
>>27000410
>>27000416
Not a singfag but I have to try this sometime. Not tonight however, my voice is all fucked from a presentation I gave earlier.
While we're on the subject, does anyone have "Writefag Come Back"?
>>27000472
I have the strangest boner right now...
>>27000472
Fuck I want to sing along to this shit so bad and post it here, but my roommate is in the other room, what do?
>>27000472
Oh damn guitaranon.
That's a fucking beautiful cover.
>>27000552
if your roommate can't revoke your ability to stay at the house then just do it and tell him its for the pursuit of dubs.
>>27000557
i make these when i want to bump threads.
here's one i did for a Tech isn't magic thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18bXQ8SV7Id
>>26995438
somebody wake me up, this is fucking hilarious
>>26994064
GO BACK TO JERSEY
>>26994064
>reading this with the music playing
Keks for days
>>26997646
lord gaben,jesus,allah,buddha,chincin,shiva, or anyone please help us
>>26994064
10/10 can't believe i'm saving a piece of test
>>26997646
I want this guy to rape me
>>27000850
what the fuck ??? why??
>>27000853
that sexy voice senpai
>>27000869
okay
>>27000874
>twilight watches
>>26994064
somebody please archive this thread
>>27000950
>requesting an archive
Wew, that's some unexpected nostalgia.
>>27000319
Just woke up, I'll continue this when I get back from work in a few hours, sorry to keep you waiting. I'm eager to continue desu.
Page 9 already, no way.
Bumpin this thread.
>>26997646
I want this as my ringtone.
>>26994064
9.5/10 OP's putting the HOOD in childHOOD
>>27000472
Is it just me or are there some parts in the song that sounds like hotel California?
>>26997646
Glory to this anon
>>26997646
Didn't know toad could sing
>>26994064
Beautiful.
Made me smile on a bad day/10.
>>27000472
>>27000584
These are great man
>>27000590
>this new
Ok, I'm back from work, I'm gonna continue the song now.
I finished recording it now, I just need to edit it all together.
>>27003987
Quick! beofre the thread will be pruned
>>27004024
I was going to add some more effects to make it seem like multiple people were singing at points and add the instrumental, but here is the full song without all that.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NEgfwiadQG
>>27001974
its all hotel california, anon. its a fingerstyle cover of hotel california for a parody of hotel california.
>Never bothered to listen to "Bad Seed."
>For some reason, all I can think of is that cop song.
>BAD BOYS BAD BOYS! (A-non A-non)
>WHATCHA' GONNA DO?!
I tried my best to sync my awful singing with the instrumental as best I could. Now all that's left is adding a chorus effect which I might do later.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14XG1hUUshK
anyone have a more normal and not as retarded attempt as >>26997646
all i can think is that they were either high or drunk when they made this...
>>27005520
look the rest of the thread, you faggot, some femenons make some ones more
>>26994064
Holy shit anon, this was fucking great
>>26994064
OP is a fucking legend
>>27002868
i haven't laughed this hard since this incident
The German version of the song seems to hate Babs for some reason,
>>27005547
the whole reason i said that first one is cos it is the only one done with the music playing as well
Made a cover http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DiVAF72bks
>>27006107
Nice ancient meme
The instrumental is louder in this one, last post for a while, don't want to seem like I'm spamming the thread. Still figuring out how to do a decent chorus effect for this, I've been using audacity.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UiXK1hujUh
>>27006218
are you girl or a boy Anon ????
>>27006253
I'm female, I have the voice of a 12 year old squeaker.
>>26994064
>>27006267
you should really consider having vocal lessons femanon because your singing is kinda rough
>>27006367
Yeah, you are right. I'm no expert, I just like doing dumb shit like this from time to time.
>>26995438
>girls
That was just one very talented girl, anon.
>>27000524
Good luck. Nobody can sing Hotel California in the right tones except The Eagles, and I have listened to a LOT of attempts.
bumpin'
>>27006435
I never said it would be good, or even on the same tones as The Eagles. I just said that I would do it to the best of my ability. Gonna record it in the morning. My family's asleep right now and I don't want their dreams to be riddled with my piss-poor attempt at singing something out of my range.
>>26997646
toppest kek of them all
>>26995439
I fucking loved that.
>>26994064
https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/text/FIRST%20WE%20THOUGHT%20ANON%20WAS%20SO%20REALLY%20REALLY%20SWEET%20A%20NEW%20FRIEND%20TO%20HAVE%20AND%20IT%20SEEMED%20LIKE%20SUCH%20A%20TREAT%20BUT%20THEN%20WE%20FOUND%20THE%20TRUTH%20HE%20ONLY%20WANTS%20TO%20RAPE%20YOUNG%20FOALS%20HE%20MADE%20US%20SUCK%20HIS%20DICK%2C%20THEN%20HE%20STUCK%20IT%20IN%20OUR%20HOLES%20/
Nice copypasta.
>>27009366
I saw that shit back in 2014 it is old
But still enjoy old things
>>26997646
12/10
>>27004702
Rainbow, rainbow
Watcha gonna do
Watcha gonna do
When I cum in you
>>27010496
Perfect start.
All we need to do now iscumup with lyrics for the rest of the song.
