Say there were two identical doors that existed since the dawn of doors. One led to your idealized version of Equestria and the other led to a universe where you're chased and devoured over and over for eternity by jelly. Would you take a chance and try it out? There's no way to know what's beyond the doors and once you've chosen one a skeleton throws you through it.
The doors will be revealed at 50 replies.
<50 replies
>>26987380
I bet they're both fucking stupid.
You get this reply only out of disdain.
fuck. I'm taking....... LEFT
>>26987380
>chased by jelly
shit nigga how a fuggin pile of crushed grape goan chase me
>>26987470
They've both been defined. You just don't know which is which yet.
I'm going with the right door.No matter what happens, it's still incredibly arousing to me.
>>26987499
It's really angry.
I'll take the one in the middle.Also I don't know why but this made me want to play champions of norrath for some reason
>>26987380
Despite living on this shithole planet full of human-shaped monsters, my life isn't so bad I'll gamble it away with a 50/50 chance of eternal suffering. No dice, OP.
>>26987380
Well clearly I'll just wait until post 50 before choosing.
>>26987563
anything after 50 just finds bricks.
Right
>>26987539
That's fair. Jelly is pretty terrible.
>>26987380
imma go right
>>26987380
right
>>26987570
lucky for me I have a brick fetish
>>26987615
they are ugly bricks
>>26987570
You didn't post that in the OP so it doesn't count.
20th post
imma go with the door on the right.
>>26987636
Whatever lets you sleep at night. With your ugly bricks.
Left
Left
>>26987380
Yo, we already know which door is which because OP said
>led
All we have to do is remember hard enough to get that sweetJelly_pussy!
TO THE LEFT
The only way is left.
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination...
Let's all go to the left!
If I get evens, I'll go right.
If I get odds, I'll go left.
Already posted but since all these fags are going left I'm going right
Why not both?
>>26987380
Well then, let's take the logical approach:
Okay, so I know that each door has to lead somewhere, which means that somewhere at the place where I am trying to go there must be a reverse door that leads here. And that, in turn, means that my destination corresponds with the counter-inverted reverse door's origin!
So starting from the right, let us ask: Will taking the right door lead me me to where I want to go? And since the answer is clearly "yes", then by all accounts, the door on the right is the correct one!
Another victory for logic. Equestria here I come!
>>26987380
Nothing was said about peeping through the key hole or opening both doors at once and 'aving a look there mate
>>26987380
What about the door behind me?
I gotta go left. watch my milk while I open.
>When Stanley came to a set of 2 open doors, he entered the door on his left.
>>26987842
Nice try, skeleton, but you won't force my hand:
>>26987380
>There's no way to know what's beyond the doors
>>26987380
I'll go left
>>26987380
Just get other people to go through the doors, and while the skeleton is shoving them in, look to see which door looks like Equestria.
>>26987853
That leads to this reality. Just as you left it except a horse will bite off the tip of your boner on your 90th birthdie.
Left.
>>26987380
I'm just going to sit back and watch all the other anon's reactions as they go through, then make my decision based on that,
>>26987380
I'll go right
>>26987380
Left
>>26987946
Evidently you're running out of time.
>>26987946
They are thrown through by an angry skeleton. There is no way to know what's behind the other door. You just have to believe in yourself.
>>26987380
I-I'll go right
It's going to be 60 replies because I've had to correct people. Time is running out.
>>26987972
Then I ask the skeleton
>>26987972
>Mr. Bones pushing people on to a ride
Well that's a sign not to go into either door.
>>26987986
[rattles]
>>26987972
I choose... UP
>>26987380
What if there's a door behind me that I can't see?
>>26987994
I am him to point to the door with equestria
We must go right to the jellies.
quick /mlp/ how do you fight the skeleton
>>26988006
He's angry. He doesn't care and will only throw you through a door. You have to either believe or not.
>>26987380
Right, I guess
>>26988014
you can't, anonthe skeleton is inside you
>>26988014
I am not going to fight him. He drank too much milk and is now unstoppable.
>>26988017
Do the doors operate on belief?
Left door
>>26988014
The skeleton is made of bones. He cannot be fought/reasoned with.
>>26988023
Oh shit, quick! Make a tulpa!
>>26988039
The tulpa will fight the skeleton for you
>>26988039
OH SHIT, I CREATED AN SKELETON TULPA
>>26988031
>Left
Thank you Bateman for protecting me. You are the one true god.
>>26987810
Should have stuck with your gut, man.
>>26988014
Well I don't know about you, but the skeleton in my closet gets tangled by the noose in my closet.
>>26987380
We passed 50 replies OP, give us the answer.
>>26988014
swag walk past them
OP here.
The correct door was obviously the left door. Blue team wins this round. Commiserations to Red team and I hope you like jelly.
Remember to believe in yourself if you are right... about left.
>>26988088
Kill yourself for being a faggot catering faggot
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
In this thread we wait for
>>26988888
quints
>>26988088
Bullshit aside, why is the answer left?
In a world of Pure Imagination...
>>26988133
in a world of pure doublination
>>26988127
I flipped a coin when I created the thread and the assigned side that came up was left.
>>26988107
Yes..
Are we there yet?
>>26988149
I don't see any jelly here..
>>26988088
ya but right and left are relative social constructs so i still win haaha fuck you
>>26988164
what if the coin was loaded?
>>26988172
Obi-wan pls
>>26988455
This guy gets it
>>26988088
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
Who knew.
end
>>26988088
>>26988127
Because you're leaving your life behind, and OP used the past tease of lead, "led."
The past tease of "leaving" is "left," therefore the answer was left.
>>26988455
>>26988874
nice meme
>Rainbow dash is best pony
