Maud Pie likes jokes; tell her a joke!
My dick is hard.
Please rub it with your tongue
*badum tish*
Pinkie Pie
>>26987322
are you a mod or a rocker?
Why should you cover a geode in plastic wrap?
So you won't get blood on it when you use it to bash Tirek's head in.
The show she stars in.
>>26987322
Let me tell you the amusing tale of worst character
One day discord got so jealous of her he almost threw her into another dimension.
It was funny but also sad he dident go through with it
>>26987322
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
>>26987401
No I do not
I want to drink your juices
in Mauderation
>>26987418
>>26987440
In hindsight I should have said no we do not fits the context of the joke better
I can't see Maud smoking tobaco though
>>26987322
its that time of the month
>>26987322
My life.
A tigers eye or rose heart is pretty, and cheap. To bad there is nowhere to buy them around here. Not so much a joke as it is a realization that I live in a shithole with no rock/fossil museums to buy this shit at n the gift shop
>>26987436
you motherfucker...
>>26987322
Two rocks walk into a bar
Rocks can't walk because they dont have legs
Get it?
>>26987322
maudy, it's a mineral not a rock.
What did Sher-rock Holmes say to Watstone?
It'sSedimentary
>>26987322
My sex life
>>26988213
hahahah
what a story anon?
>>26987780
>>26987322
Does Boulder like music? You could send him to a music school.
I think they would let a rock enroll.
>>26987322
What do you call two Jews at the bottom of a pit?
A good start.
>>26987322
Why did the stallion take his girlfriend to the quarry?He wanted to get a little boulder.
>>26987333
What's the difference between a pebble and an asteroid?
The impact of the asteroid is far crater.
>>26988308
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
>nothing personnel kid
>daipers in fog
>>26987322
what did tekk a rock to another rock? nothing, rocks don't speak...your boulder is shit
>>26987780
had a mini-kek
>>26987322
do you know who you look like? your maud-ther
>>26987322
No role playing faggot. Read the rules.
>>26987322
Why should you never invite shale to an outing?It always flakes.
>>26993723
jokes or GTFO
>>26987322
What do you call a bowling ball carved from bedrock?
A strata-sphere.
She looks stoned
>>26987322
OP likes chicks.
>tell her a joke!
ok
*ahem*Your significance.
>>26987333
What do you say if a rock knocks on your door and asks, “Can I come in?”
[/spoiler]Permission granite[/spolier]
My life.
>>26987322
I was going to think of a sodium joke, but Na
>>26987322
Negro culture.
Alright Maud, what do you call a promiscuous pony?
>>26987333
Delete this.
>>26997566
...
What?
>>26987322
/mlp/
>>26997566
Is the answer6 million Jews
>>26997599Rarity!
>>26997629
Boulder laughed.
>>26997702
Boulder! My man you have good taste!
>>26987322
Donald Trump will make America great again!
How many rocks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>>26987322
Why magma can't laugh at jokes? Because is too dense to understand them
What did the british obsidian say to the rose quartz?
>>27000377
>>27000443
Lay it on me.
>>27000509
"Geode really like to have a lattice like that!"
>>27000548
...I liked it, Pinkie Pie.
>>27000569
I got another one!
Why did Mr.Tungsten ask out Ms.Fluorite?
>>26987780
When the puns are just right.
>>27000588
What?
>>27000625
Because she had perfect cleavage!
>>27000627
I'm going to have to call utilities, sis.
Because you're a live wire.
>>27000641
What do the members of the Biogenic Compounds gang say when they're going to have a smoke?
>>27000651
What do they say?
>>27000668
"Ammolite one up!"
>>27000674
You crack me up, Pinkie Pie.
>>27000704
Well hopefully you don't find any FAULT in a good pun every now and then.
That's it for me, goodnight Maud!
SNIFF SNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIF
Do I smell some role playing in here?
MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDS
>>27000722
Goodnight, Pinkie. Don't let the carbonic acid bite.
>>27000741
Oh lighten up you brown-noser.
>>27000443
>>27000548
>>27000588
>>27000627
>>27000651
>>27000674
>>27000722
nice geology jokes, pinks
they really rocked
I'll start with something basic, like Discord.
>>27000767
>telling Maud a joke she LITERALLY made herself
yeah, that's sure to impress her
Geology rocks. I really dig it.
>>27000767
Or potash.
im sorry i cant cuase if i do my freinds will "pun"ish me
>>27000804
get the fuck out you goddamn mexican
Sticks and stones may break my funny bone, unlike these puns.
Bumping for assmad
>>26987322
everyone on this board
