What should I get my horsefucker boyfriend for his birthday /mlp/?
>>26985858
Are you gay ora grill?
The largest horsecock dildo you can find.
Make sure it has a cumtube.
>>26985858
How long do you have until his birthday?
>>26985858
SugarStar
or
Mary
>>26985875
About 2 weeks
A saxophone. To put in his butt hole.
>>26985874
>>26985876
The only two reasonable answers, but I really don't know the amount of gay we're looking at here
>>26985858
Dress up as Flurry Heart and present your tight butthole to him
>>26985876
This
>>26985917
This
>>26985858
Are you the "Top?" If so, lipstick. Lots and lots of different colors as possible.
If you're the "bottom" then buy him a paddle and whip he'll use on you.
Ponytail butt plug
>>26985858
if you´re a girl, dress up as his favourite female pony
if you´re a dude, dress up as his favourite female pony
>>26985858
Buy him a Nintendo 3DS XL and give him the best pony game to dateNintendogs
>>26985986
>girl
>>26985858
Since gays are only about a 10th of the population, I'm assuming you're a girl, in which case there are a number of different options, ranging from not at all sexual, i.e. taking him to a con if he's into that sort of thing, to extremely sexual, i.e. cosplaying as his favorite pone and roleplaying a sex fantasy involving said pone, if he's into that sort of thing. I don't know him personally, but if he browses /mlp/ the kinky sex thing is probably a safe bet.
A really nice machete with a serrated back end.
>>26986010
>10% gay
It's actually only 4% LGBT overall.
>>26986009
why did you have to ruin my joke
I dunno, does it have to be a pone-present? You can add pone to almost any present. You could also try some activities with him, f.e. try out an archery range or something
>>26986032
I'm going by burgerland numbers, my bad.
>>26985858
Take him to lose his horse virginity, duh.
>>26986044
This nigga knows what's up.
>>26986041
Even there
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_demographics_of_the_United_States
>DC is literally the gayest part of the country
>>26986067
>11% reported same sex attraction
So it's really that only 4% are willing to admit it, not that only 4% are gay or bi.
>>26985874
Preferably, a slightly used one.
>>26985858
Dress up like pic realated and pose like pic related.
>>26986265
Also post pics
Recreate that one EqG orgy poster, and hang it on his bedroom wall so he'll be surprised when he gets back
>>26985858
a blowjob
>>26986265
Or more like this If you can.
>>26986044
>>26986053
>wanting to lose your virginity to some random whore
Virginity isn't a fucking disease you troglodytes.
>>26986444
trips demand it, and so it will be
Dew It OP
>>26986489
>implying real world horses understand the concept of a whore
Kay.
>>26986265
>>26985858
Ma'am, if your boyfriend is a male, you need to do the IWTCIRD pose, shown above. It is the proud symbol of /mlp/, and fuck, that'd be hot.
>>26986741
>if your boyfriend is a male
>>26986444
Find out which is his favorite pony, dress up like it, then suck his dick
>>26986770
Check your privilege, shitlord
>>26986009
You do know this show us aimed at a female audience right
A child female audience but still
Although I suppose in this case it's the boyfriend that's a horsefucker so that's a moot point
>>26986489
Anon meant go fuck a horse
>>26985858
well OP gay or girl/trap
>>26986512
>>26987239
Oh, my mistake.
Please rape my face, I am a massive fucking faggot.
>>26988938
Gladly
>>26986010
> /mlp/ has demographics representative of the larger population
> ...
>>26985858
>pic related
Give your boyfriend the gift of always having a companion. All those times you're not there.. it hurts too much to bear.
This is the gift you need horsefucker, the ultimate expression of love.
>/gallery/body-pillow-case/stupid-sexy-trixie-sides-gs91xjosiv1l
>>26985858
Get him something not related to this terrible show
>>26990723
>>26990723
You need the marshmallowy touch of some mare ponut anon
>>26985858
>buy movie tickets
>handy in empty theatre
>go home
>do butt stuff in bed
Literally the best present a man could receive. Maybe RP as his favourite pony like other Anons said.
>>26990785
this
>>26990785
That sounds like a gay ass present some homo normalfag would like.
>>26990723
Fucking this.
>>26986741
>if your boyfriend is a male
>>26985986
>>26990832
You would be passing up the opportunity to fuck with this
>be op
>have had several relationships
>all gone bad
>most just want into your pants
>develop social anxiety
>life sucks but you get by
>be single for about a year
>it's not so bad, but you feel empty
>finally get a new bf
>things start to look better
>still have social anxiety
>feel nervous about fucking something up
>his birthday is coming up in 2 weeks
>shit you don't want to blow this
>do you blow him?
>fuck would that be going too fast?
>isn't that what every other bf wanted?
>shit
>you're desperate, you can't just ask about his hobbies
>you need to figure out a gift secretly
>..secretly..
>a plan!
>bf is always on the computer doing some shit or another
>always talking about some 4chung dude
>when the bf is asleep you sneak onto his computer
>you pull up the browser and check his history
>see 10,000 pages on /mlp/
>wtf
>you struggle with the web page for a bit
>nothing makes sense to you right now
>every other post is talking about horses and semen
>see the word horsefucker over and over again
>oh shit.
>ur bf is a horsefucker
>you're getting sweaty and nervous
>this isn't normal people behavior
>you don't want this relationship to fail
>but apparently your bf likes mare tail
>these horses have such perfect butts
>the little bit of green text you read has such emotion
>you start to feel inadequate
>why does bf need you if he has all of /mlp/?
>you wipe away the tears forming on your eyes
>bf has spent a lot more time on the computer recently
>time he could've spent with you
>but he didn't
>you hold back a sob
>the tears start to run fresh
>is this pony crap really what he likes?
>You... you can't lose him!
>bf is the best thing to happen to you
>with him you actually feel like a person again
>you have to make this birthday really special
>something to make him actually take interest in you once more
>interest in you like he has for /mlp/
>>26991677
>you shudder as a dark thought crosses your mind
>what if bf didn't have to leave /mlp/ when he stays with me
>what if I could be /mlp/ for bf?
>tears in your eyes you shudder as you click the New Thread button
>you see the box for a picture, defeated you search for an image to represent your feelings
>the twin towers, america's pride, which was destroyed in an instant
>destroyed is how you feel right now
>and this stupid smug blue horse
>a horse that stole your bf from you
>with regret you link the image to box
>a box for text is all that's left
>your heart is torn to pieces right now
>your love for bf and your hate for /mlp/ stealing him from you
>you pause a bit longer
>a smile begins to form on your face
>a cold resolve clenches in your chest
>your hands begin typing
>finished you hit submit and hang your head in shame
>in the thread you wrote
What should I get my horsefucker boyfriend for his birthday /mlp/?
>>26991705
Not bad.
Definitely dress up as horse
>>26985876
Opened the thread to say this.
>>26990882
that suit iscute
>>26990785
>do butt stuff in bed
i officially quit 4chan
How does one pussy found her self in this god forgotten abomination?
I am really curios how does one find 4chan, this is not you usually search on google
>>26985858
What's his fetish? And don't just say his a horsefucker and nothing else. If you two were seriously into equines you'd buy or rent a horse or something.
>>26991743
4chins averages one out of 3 of it's users are female. /mlp/ at 50%
>>26985858
Get a Bumblehooves and a heavy duty harness so you can fuck him in the ass with it.
My GF got me that for my birthday and horsecock in your ass truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
>>26991768
>/mlp/ at 50%
More like 1 in 10.
>>26985858
a pony
>>26991850
>More like 1 in 10.
More like zero, have you seen a pair of tits anywhere in this thread?
>>26991768
>/mlp/ at 50%
>pure neckbearded ride
You mean traps or that?
>>26991896
This
>>26985858
a blowjob. can never go wrong with one of those.
>>26991732
I was gonna say 'do but stuff in bed' sounds like a Tumblr tier joke, but you 'officially quitting 4chan' is also pretty Tumblr tier
>>26985858
Is OP a boy or a girl?
What will OP get bf?
Is OP a fag?
/mlp/ may never know
>>26991743
I'm positive there are only 4 girls on the entirety of /mlp/
>>26985917
My dick would go rock hard at the mere sight of this
>>26985858
what is he into?
I would ask for a 9mm carbine or a new mouse
>>26993079
>cosplaying as Flurry Heart
I hope OP has an insatiable lust for sex because Flurry Heart is going to be even sluttier than the princess of love.
>>26985858
A cool tree to plant somewhere.
>>26995487
>>26986265
>broad shoulders
>butter face
0/10
Am i the only chad?
>>26995644
>not wanting to fuck a fat pig
>no hooves
>that making you a Chad
