Many people have a hard time finding out whether their waifu loyal or not. Here is a guide to help them out.
>>26984460
Natural eyelashes means you're a dyke, sorry buddy.
>>26984460
What about stallions?
I'm confused
A nigger, a Jew, and a grossly obese Mexican walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table which is sticky with HIV ridden gay semen.
"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered penis and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger cock into your gaping, oft-fucked asshole."
"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot, removing his finger from his butthole and licking it clean. "But first, I need to start a waifu-war prompt on /mlp/."
>>26984460
Virgin: Rainbow
Whore: Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie
Slut: Rarity
???: Fluttershy
>>26984460
hello, r9k
>>26984526
Those eyelashes are the eyelashes of someone who is loyal, but also kinky as all fuck.
>>26984460
shouldn't whore and slut be the other way around?
>>26984460
Whats the difference between a whore and a slut?
>>26984460
And where are the "normal" ponys in your shitty pic? Also, you are basically saying, the more make-up one uses, the more they are fucking everypony? wth
>>26984615
Rad.
>>26984561
Fluttershy: whore
>>26984460
So how does it go for husbandos?
>>26984666
And what about Marble and Limestone, Satan?
>>26984685
Any eyelashes = gay
No eyelashes = gay
They're all gay.
>>26984460
And what do you feel about pic related OP?
>>26984895
image name made me lol, but RD is virgin not whore.
Virgin pony vindicated again!
>>26984460
>Rarity is a slut because of her eye lashes
But they're fake, so is she just pretending to be a slut?
uhhh...
>>26984460
Joke's on you OP, Rarity is the purest of all.
>pic related
>>26985310
Cum dumpster.
>>26985381
Shining Armour makes faces like that and he is hardly pure
>>26984460
Celestia: VIRGIN
Luna: WHORE
Cadance: ANSWER IS OBVIOUS
Chrysalis: VIRGIN
>>26985410
>He thinks the baby is Shining's
>>26985410
Dude, he literally had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>26985444
Prove it.
>>26984460
Rarity is pure then because her eyelashes are fake
>>26985463
My trips speak for themselves.
>>26985444
>>26985463
Are his sweet ass trips not proof enough? Trips don't lie
>>26985482
Your trips are insignificant next to the power of quads.
>>26985555
INFINITE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>26985555
Wew lad
>>26985555
Checked. Proof where?
>>26985555
holy fuck this is great
get quints next plsbateman is with you
>>26985555
WITNESSED
>>26985555
W-Wew lad
>>26985555
That may be, but they still prove Shining Armor is pure.
>>26985555
But can your quads stand up to Hitler's sweet get?
>>26985555
>>26985555
>>26985381
Please. Rarity is the biggest cum-guzzling fuckmeat in all of Equestria.
>>26985684
And it ended. Shame. Here was I, thinking that this was about to become an epic get thread...
>>26985666
Even Satan is afraid.
>>26985555
>>26985440
>He uses images from tumblur
>>26985703
Wait for it
>>26985744
Dubs are nice, too
>>26984460
Wrong, because Rarity is pure as a maiden
>>26985747
Indeed
>>26986000
>Indeed
>gets trips
Sorcery
>>26985699
Not according to OP's rules.
>>26985555
shiny
>>26984551
Thank you for a laugh, anon.
>>26984641
Whores are professionals
>>26985444
>>26985555
>>26985666
>>26986000
so aj and dash are virgin and the rest are whores and sluts LOL
>>26985310
Virgin to horsecock.
Slut to all other forms of dick.
>all those digits
>>26985407
This
>>26985555
>he even got the pic dubs
>>26984551
You're a funny guy Anon.
>>26985555
Nice get
>>26986126
Yeah, but OP is a colossal faggot. Everybody knows Rarity is a dick-milking cum-dumpster of a slut.
>>26984551
I fuckin kek'd
>>26985482
>>26985555
Fucking obliterated.
what about these eyelashes
>>26987888
It's a dude.
Pure waifu
>>26987888
Checked !
>>26988099
y-you too...
It's true!
>>26985555
NIGGA YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26988698
>TS
>big mac
>>26985555
>>26988698
>statue not standing next to pinkie
Dude wtf
Check these quints
>>26988872
>Failed check
apply kill to self
>>26988872
Fuck
>>26988888
>>26988888
What the fuck is this
WHW THE FUCK IS THIS
WHAT THE FUCK
>>26988888
>>26988888
anon stole the precious quints
>>26988698
>You will never be a huge slut with your waifu
>You will never go out and pick up young mares/stallions
>You won't fuck them silly together and corrupt all the pure ponies in Equestria
Fuck this shit, man.
>>26988888
THE FUCKING KEEEEEEEEKS! :O
>>26988888
you failed the first time it doesn't count
>>26984460
I guess she's safe.
>>26988888
No! You cannot beat the power of the Quad Side, how dare you!
>>26985555
>>26988888
fucking
WITNESSED!!!!
>>26988888
>>26988887
>>26988889
>>26985555
>>26988888
Now we wait, for >>26999999
>>26984615
To bad she's literally the only pony i like but don't feel sexually attracted to.
>>26985269
She's only a virgin cause carpet munching doesn't count as virginity loss in Equestria
>>26988888
well then
>>26989000
Quads followed by quints and now this. What a day it is to be alive
>>26989022
ima waitin for
>>26989099
>>26989999
>>26999999
>>26989036
Hopefully whatever posts get these checks, will be epic
Glim glam for best pone
>>26985555
May the Gods bless you with unyielding power, Anon.
>>26988888
Jesus, all these gets.
>>26989080
there is a new get on thread and his check is >>26988888
>>26985444
Who says it was in the missionary position
>>26985468
No she's pure because no stalion wants to sleep with her
>>26988888
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
>>26989119
While it is an impressive GET, it can only be ranked as mediocre due to the fact that it wasn't intended, and was only after he missed the get the first time. A true Bateman has the power to call his posts.
Behold.
>>26989174
You will not be going to Valhalla.
>>26984551
Please. Someone screenshot this gold
>>26989298
>being this new
>>26984551
>>26989298
Epic thread. Any caps?
>>26988698
I'm more amazed that spike went with all. with the exception of rainbow
>>26989298
Are you really that new?
This is just copypasta you gigantic faggot.
>>26989370
Same goes for you dumb fuck.
>>26989788
here's my attempt. I really liked the vader post
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD NEEDS TO STOP HAVING FUN RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>26989968
i'm not having fun, dude
>>26989979
I'm not having dudes, fun.
>>26989968
>>26985555
>>26988698
She isn't that pure
>>26989968
Stay mad Twicuck
>>26984561
Rainbow Dash's anus not virgin a swear in front of princess celestial and princess luna
>>26984460
mai waifu has nice long curled eyelashes
>>26988698
>Pinkie Pie
>Literal Town Bicycle
>only 2 partners
>>26988698
Well Spike gets props, anyway.
This thread can get any better.
Or can it?
>>26984561
>>26984934
>>26985269
>>26988698
>>26990136
>>26990186
ALWAYS RAINBOWFILTH
L
W
A
Y
S
R
A
I
N
B
O
W
F
I
L
T
H
>>26984641
The latter does it for free
what is going on here
>>26984460
What about a pony with a normal sex life
>>26991012
Their entire existence revolves around sex.
They have a sex spectrum like out economic and political spectrum.
>ITT: r/4chan
le epic may mays and screenshot gold XDDDD
>>26984551
At first I was reading this and I said "yooo...what the fuck?" But then I continued and I said "YOOOOOOOO what the fuck?!" AND THEN THEY POSTED ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BOARD AND I WAS LIKE "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>>26989144
It must've been. Good married couples only use this position if they intend to procreate.
>>26991715
Yeah ripping off the "don't watch a cartoon named my little pony" guy ain't cool m8
>>26988903
Why is she pointing at the filesize of the image? What does that have to do with repeating digits, you dumb fuckknuckle?
>>26992191
It was clearly a reference
>>26992237
It was clearly, what we call round here, being a try hard
>>26984551
Holy shit thanks for the laugh
>>26984927
You whore wear your whore make up. You're someone's mother you whore
>>26988698
And why spike would be such an alpha?
>>26990186
>Pinkie Pie
>not Rarara as town bicycle
I feel like acting like a lady like herself she could be a better whore material than pinkie.
I mean, can you even imagine pinkie pielaughing and telling joke during sex? I mean, it will get old pretty fast. So the real question is how can rarity behaveas the town bicycle?
>>26991012
Fornicators->whores
Promiscuity->sluts
Dashie is neither.
>>26984551
I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. I want to cum on her feet.
>>26994355
PURE
U
R
E
>>26985555
These eyes makes my dick rise
>>26985555
Show me again, the power of quads, and I will let nothing stand in our way.
>>26988972
>>26989036
Don't forget >>27000000
>obvious waifu bait thread
>so bored I decide to check in
>keks and gets
the greatest nice surprise of today
>>26995937
how about you check these
>>26996748
check what nigga?
>>26984551
This was copypasta from a YLYL thread in /b/
Nice try
>>26996952
what a scrub ay m8?
Ch-Ch-Ch-check em ma niggas
>>26985555
D A M N
A
M
N
>>26996988
How the fuck......
This is a cuck-free zone.
>>26996952
Yeah. Its a joke. Doesn't make it any less true though.
>>26986379
I need this
>>26992255
I don't think I've ever seen someone call someone else a tryhard here, faggot.
This isn't call of fucking duty.
We have one word, and that is faggot.
G-G-Ge-Ge-gege-GET!
check em boi!
>>26999201
>failed get
Apply kill to self, fegit
SOON
>>269999999
>>26999233
dubs say it, so it will be, also other gets to "check" out in the meantime
>>26999000
>>26999111
>>26999222
>>26999333
>>26999444
>>26999555
>>26999666
>>26999777
>>26999888
>>26999999
>>27000000
cheek em m8s
>>26999396
All shitty gets, jesus christ
>>26999471
yeah, pretty shit, but i think >>26999999
and >>27000000 well be pretty epic, i feel it in my scrotum anon
>>26999568
Kek
We'll see man
poners love you
>>26999568
Wasted
Cut off your scrotum m8
>>26999999
>>27000001
>>27000000
>anon was cucked by a weeb, not once, but twice.
>>27000150
>caring about post numbers
>>27000162
>not liking fun
>>26984460
According to this Applejack and Rainbow Dash are virgins, Twilight and Pinkie Pie are whores and Rarity and possibly Fluttershy are sluts
>>27000150
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING HIVE MIND???
>>27000172
>looking at random numbers
>fun
Dude...
>>27000247
you are clearly a newfag baiter if you don't understand one of 4chans sacred traditions, gtfo fegit
>>27000247
>random
>numbers
nice meme
>>27000253
>>27000260
Well have fun, I'm going to sleep
And check these doubles
>>27000235
It's [s4s] with script
>>27000266
you magnificent bastard, you where a get lord all along!
>mfw not sure if you where trying to get or not
gets are best when the post matches the get, if not there is no value, and also if you don't even try, it makes the get that much more better mate
>>26988698
Hmmm.......I wonder why.....
>>27000001
>000001
of course it is easy for people on /mlp/ to get singles
THE NIGHT SHALL LAST FOREVER
>>26984561
freak in the sheets:shy
get cheeked sons
>>27000208
Applejack has curled eyelashes.
She is a whore!
>Dashfags
>>26994355
I'll never get the whole feet fetish thing. They're...feet. And they often have calluses and nail fungus
>>26984460
It's actually an indicator of beauty. Because the animators had access to only a few body shapes, they used hair and eyes to indicate feminine beauty.
This puts Rainbow Dash and Applejack at the bottom of the scale. Both caring more for ability than appearance, which shows in their scraggly hair and simple eyelashes, yet impressive physical capabilities, with Rainbow Dash being fast and acrobatic while Applejack is incredibly strong.
Pinkie Pie and Twilight are in the middle of the pack. They have simple, yet girly looking eyelashes and hairstyles that indicate they at least care about how they look. As shown in her origin story, Pinkie's hair is not curly by nature, though it's hard to tell if she keeps it curly intentionally or whether it's her energy that causes it. We know Twilight's streaks in her hair are painted and not natural either.
Fluttershy and Rarity are considered the most beautiful characters among the mane 6. Rarity needs no explaining, though we've learned that her eyelashes are fake. Besides the episode with Photo Finish where Fluttershy becomes a model, we never really hear about her beauty. Compared to Rarity, it can be assumed that her beauty is more of a natural thing, as she doesn't seem the type to spend hours in front of a mirror when she doesn't like to be the center of attention anyway.
So, in terms of beauty, the order would look like this:
1. Fluttershy
2. Rarity
3. Twilight Sparkle
4. Pinkie Pie
5. Applejack
6. Rainbow Dash
Note that this doesn't mean Rainbow Dash and Applejack are considered ugly pones. It just means that feminine appearance is not what makes them attractive. Applejack's pigtails and freckles make her cute. Rainbow Dash's mane and raspy voice makes her cute. Each character has their own appeal, and no one is wrong for liking one more than the other.
>>27002580
Just quit giving it (you)'s.
>>27002998
this
>>27003012
and this
>>26994355
I'm flattered, anon, but I have a question.
What is a feet?
>>27002998
Fluttershy's eyes makes her look like she has some mental disability, it's the least attractive shape, and Rarity's eyelashes are fake
>>27002998
>Fluttershy and Rarity are considered the most beautiful
>Fluttershy
Pfffthahahaha
Good bait post, though, you seem to have put a lot of effort into it
>>27003056
>>27003032
>>27002998
>and no one is wrong for liking one more than the other.
>>27003085
Two people have a somewhat similar opinion, surely they must be the same person.
>>27003201
oh please. it the same Fluttershy hater that spams every waifu bread and makes sure to share his opinion with everyone
>>27002998
They have to wear pounds of makeup just to get on Dash's level.
>>27004035
No, in order to get on Dashie's level, they would need to lose their comb, buy a pair of tweezers, and smoke several packs of cigarettes a day for a couple of months.
>>26988888
Oh boi
can't wait to see the>>27777777 get anons
>>27004826
Rainbow Dash is the most beautiful pony and you are a cuck for thinking otherwise. She just takes a shower and applies deodorant and she is ready. She looks better than the others.
*Ahem*
>>26992963
Pinkie is only laughing and telling jokes because you showed her your dick.
>>26984460
test
>>27006625
mommy is pure :^D
>>27006680
Someone is upsetti
>>27006625
Lauren Faust is for sexual.
>>26985555
Whelp.
>>27006566
Hey NRDT. Are you alright with me letting you ravage my asshole?
>>26987888
>>26985555
>>26985444
>>26988888
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
This entire thread is literally the NRDT autist b8ing and calling anyone who has another waifu a cuck.
If your waifu is so superior, why do you want to share her? Shouldn't you be glad you have less competition?
check em you niggers>
>>27007398
Celestia's a slut
>>27007533
I'm still gonna fuck her cute ass.
>>27007064
Who's NRDT?
>>27007523
Celestia is a pure 1000 year old virgin.
>>27008331
Don't think I can't tell its you because of those file names, you cheeky cunt <3
>>27008331
homosex post
>>27010745
homosex reply
>>27010308
keep dreaming fag
she's sucked more cock and swallowed more loads than OP I bet
>>26985555
>>26985555
This is now a get thread
>>26984460
This was literally made by a dashfag.
