How do you usually make your waifu happy? I'm trying to improve so she can be proud and happy to be with me
>>26976776
>usually
lolwut
>>26976776
Fuck you. How can I make her happy if she isn't real?
>>26976807
She's realfor me
>>26976776
I spend all day arguing on 4chan. I'm sure she approves.
>>26976776
I would love to know how to make my waifu happy. I can't exactly take her on dates
>>26976776
Tulpa?
Give her lots of attention. I've been snuggling with her every night and every morning for the past 9 months.
Also devote some time outside of that to her, like take a walk or learn to draw with her.
>>26976776
Cunnilingus. Every day. No exceptions.
>>26976776
I masturbate to her
a lot
bump for derpy
>>26976776
>make a tulpa
>do what she says
It's that easy
>>26981285
But if a tulpa is in your mind, then you're just taking orders from yourself, right?
>>26981781
Well yeah, it's your brain taking orders from your brain, but since your personalities are split, it is also a person taking orders from another person.
That said, hug your waifu a lot and don't forget to call her an adorable cuddlebug when appropriate.
>>26978059
Bretty much this f@m
>>26976832
>autismiknowthatfeel.jpg
>>26976776
I try to be a halfway not shitty person.
>>26978059
And this.
I think about her a lot.>not real
Smooches n cuddles
>>26983737
Smooches are important, but make sure you're not devoting too much time to face smooches. Her other pair of lips love a good smooch as well.
>TFW you haven't snuggle your plushie in 4 months
>>26985975
>tfw you realise your priorities in life are fucked up.
>>26978059
/thread
>>26976776
>Make waifu happy
U sad m8
[blog]I've never really had a waifu, I would have minor infatuations for a short while but that's pretty much it. But something I find cool along those line has kinda happened.
Little backstory, I'm a social fuck up from a young age. In my intense loneliness when I was little I would talk to myself in the mirror, eventually I tried to curb the habit because wow that's crazy. The talking kinda became a second voice though, and in the time I had it it went from good company to being a terribly hateful voice, always putting me down. I dealt with this for years and the voice stated to become my own, I was pretty negative.
After some weird periods in my life though I started getting this small feeling (as stupid as it sounds it has a little something to do with this show and fandom), a little whisper inside me. This voice started as a small tone in what felt like a void, and grew into a beautiful melody, muting the negative sound. It was a voice of hope, and kindness. Now every time I feel myself thinking something overly negative i feel this voice kinda step in. Note this isn't in some tulpa sense, I know it's me, but it feels like a different me if that makes sense. Anyways it steps in and reminds me of the good in things, tell me to be better fo the world because the world is a beautiful place for all its flaws. It reminds me to be generous when I'm selfish, kind when i'm cruel, honest when I lie, laugh when i'm sad and so on you get the picture here.
I'm still me, I still have my problems, but I feel almost like i'm becoming a better person every time that voice makes itself heard, and I like that.
This went on long than I though, sorry if it seemed like I was stroking my ego or something, just another thing I gotta work on.Also wow no wonder i'm a social reject
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>>26986146
I never had the luxury of my mind taking the initiative to do such things. I wonder what that's like.
>tulpa
>>26986146
I would like to__subscribe to your blog.
>>26986146
I wanna experience your mind for a while please
>>26986146
Wow, you sure must be fucked up to have your mind take up that kind of defense mechanism. At this point what your brain is doing is damage control. At least that's what I believe it does from the amount of psychology I have read.
I like you. You sound like a nice person.
