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2016-04-04 01:02:36
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>Twilight: Ah. So here we go. Let's get a few measurements... consult the chart... Mhmm. Yep. Your penis definitely falls in the "small" size category. Oops! I meant to say "below average".
>Rarity: OH! Oh. Oh dear. I, er, please excuse me for just a moment, dear. I, um, ahem, I seem to be a bit... overwhelmed at the moment? I shall return shorty. SHORTLY!
>Applejack: Whoa, nelly... You, ah, seem ta be packin' light, sugarcube. Awe shucks, don't worry y'self none over it. Some stallions are better at some jobs than others. So maybe y'all could seek employment elsewhere, if'n y'all catch my drift.
>Pinkie: AWEEE! It's adorable! Heeheehee! Like a miniature version of a real stallion's pee-pee! Hey there little guy! Hello, Pinkie! Heehee! So tiny! It should be in a petting zoo!
>Dash: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HAHAHAHAHA! I, I CAN'T EVEN! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>Fluttershy: Oh my. I'm honored that your body is so considerate as to appear so non-threatening like that. A normal stallion's genitals are terrifying! But yours are very unimposing and I'm grateful for that. It's just a shame that it couldn't be just a teeny, tiny, itty-bitty smidgen bit bigger. And thicker.
