>Reminder that your waifu is just a product of a mind of somebody who doesn't even know that you exist
>Reminder that there are probably various fanfics/greentext out there of your waifu being fucked in the most grotesque/disgusting ways possible
>Reminder that your waifu was just designed to appeal to the highest number of people watching the show
>Reminder that as you age and as time goes on, your waifu will fade into obscurity
>Reminder that you are engaged in an imaginary love; most likely to run from your own life
>Reminder that canonically, your waifu will just grow up and marry somebody else from her own world
>Reminder that no normal, self-respecting girl would ever actually act like your waifu
>Reminder that you probably only like your waifu for her looks and sex appeal anyway.
>Reminder that one day, you will forget about her
Why do you do this to yourself /mlp/? What will possibly come out of this "love" of yours? Please, consider your future, and change your ways
>>26968105
I was with you up until
>Reminder that one day, you will forget about her
That just won't happen, even if we want to.
Are there people who actually want to fuck their waifu?
I just want my waifu to get married and be happy. Then live a good, long life and pass away around friends and family.
Why would anyone ever want to fuck their waifu?
>>26968105
>Forgetting you waifu
What kind of degenerate are you?
>>26968197
A sexy one.
Damn op, that hit to close.
>>26968105
>forgetting about your waifu
I haven't had one until mlp, I never liked any other character as much as her. This shit will stay with me forever. And that's something wonderful
>>26968105
>Forgetting
Nah, I got ways of remembering
>>26968105
>>26968105
I don't have a waifu because I know I am alone, I know that nobody cares about me, I know that if I die nobody would notice, I don't have a waifu because the depression tells me it is a fictional character and that I am alone. I don't have a waifu because I am a suicidal lonely teenager who is in a constant state of depression because he has no family or friends, I have no wifu because if I did I would know I am alone, and it hurts to be alone
>>26970091
you should bury those pesky emotions away,
>>26970120
I do, that is why I don't have a waifu
>>26968105
String theory, which is currently our best bet at a quantum theory of gravity, says that there are infinitely many parallel universes, with different laws of physics and histories.
Thus, somewhere out there, my waifu is real. I will almost certainly never meet her, but there is at least one universe where I do.
She is real.
>>26968105
Im not sexually attracted to applejack but im in love with her character and i too doubt that I'll find that in a real human being
familie is for me the most important thing in my life even tho i don't realy have one except for my friends
I honor hard working and carring people for that are trades that make the greatest people
I love my waifu she'll be always in my heart no matter what just so i can remember what woman i want on my side and what person i want to be for her
Sure people say it's stupid but dreaming about a cute country girl you live and work on a farm with isn't that stupid, is it?
Im sorry for you op that you'll never understand that feeling
>>26970166
>says that there are infinitely many parallel universes, with different laws of physics and histories
That's not how parallel universes work.
Assuming they actually exist, there are no parallel universes out there full of 2D pastel coloured horses and cartoon physics.
>>26970142
Well you only let out the ones you need, Ritalin and Adderall helped me do that when I was in grade school, those block all emotions and that's why college student like taking them to help them concentrate and study
>>26970091
>>26970301
>implying infinite existences does not open up to infinite possibilites
>>26970301
You're half right. String theory generally has 4 different "levels" of parallel universes.
1. Places very far away in our own universe. These would have the same laws of physics and constants as ours.
2. Other regions outside our "universe" separated from us by something. This could be other branes, or regions on our brane separated from us by places where inflation didn't stop. Level 2s have the same basic equations, but might have different constants (mass of the electron and that sort of thing) depending on how they settled out of inflation.
3. Quantum multiverse. Another interpretation of quantum physics is that rather than the wave collapsing when you make a measurement, both possibilities exist but you only ever live in a universe where one does. So Schrodinger's cat is dead and alive at the same time, in parallel universes, but is only ever one of those in yours.
4. Mathematical multiverse. The string landscape, the holographic principle, and other esoteric concepts would allow even the fundamental equations to change.
It's 4 we need for ponies.
I lost her already and had my heart burnt into a shriveled hard shell incapable of love in the process.
