>mfw I remember that rainbow dash exists
>>26961886
such immense disgust and anger towards a fictional character in a show you watch is not healthy. Perhaps you should relinquish said anger.
>>26961886
>Mfw I remember Rarity exists
>>26961886
I don't blame you
Rainbow Dash is a disgusting pony and should be removed from the show
Rarity on the other hand is beautiful
>>26961992
>>26962000
Agreed!
>>26962000
THIS
>>26961992
>>Mfw I remember Rarity exists
>>26962000
this
>>26962000
>company wars: pony edition
Go back to /co/
Is this a false flag?
>>26962083
Leave Rarity alone and kill yourself, rainbow dyke
>>26962008
Hasbro has done it again, i feel that the meme faces this season will out do season 5 by 21%
>>26962000
Please be nice to the Dashfags and not try to start waifu fights, thanks. Dashfags are our friends.
>>26962000
>>26963976
Let's make this a Rainbow Dash thread.
>>26962162
Fuck being mad!
We /love/ now.
>>26964004
>>26963976
Embrace the /love/!
![coloratura__rara__by_90sigma-d9lii1t[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fP8SnIN.png "coloratura__rara__by_90sigma-d9lii1t[1].png")
>>26963976
What did she ever do to you? Honestly?
>>26961886
>>mfw I remember that rainbow dash exists
>>26962162
>>26964006
>>26964022
Crashing the thread with no survivors?
>>26964042
mfw i see that the majority of the fandom still hates rarity the most
>>26964006
>>26964022
>>26964049
>>26964060
Raridash is shittier than Twidash but still excellent.
>>26963976
>RARA
this is so 2014
>>26964060
Were cute pics part of your plan?
>>26964063
The majority of the fandom are also autistic fedora-wearing neckbeards
>>26964109
Who still have the common sense to know a trash pony when they see one.
>>26964102
Of course!
>>26964130
If you're trying to post that picture in every thread on the board you better pick up the pace.
>>26964096
>>26964130
>Hating any pony.
They're all good.
As soon as you realize this, you can be happy again.
>>26964072
There no reason whywe can't all be friends.
>>26964248
And forgot pic.
>>26964248
>>26964259
You know what? I think you're right.
A waifu war prompt turned into a shipping thread... I didn't know a thread like this could get even worse.
>>26964277
>>26964259
I like you guys.
Fuck the OP. He's not worthy of either.
>>26964287
That's goddamn adorable.
Now we just need a version with Apocadash.
>Beginning Sunday, April 24, only on CBS!
>>26964322
Forgot image
I will always hate rainbow dash
>>26964330
Circle the ones you ship.
>>26964367
Rarity x Fluttershy
>>26964330
>>26964349
Fuck off. This is a shipping thread.
>>26964367
None. Because any ship involving the mane 6 is instantly shit. No questions about it.
>>26964285
You beat hate with love, baby.
Top it off with some cute and you can turn a bait thread into one filled with cute pony pictures.
And aren't cute ponies the reason we're all here?
>>26964352
That's where any negative opinion of Rainbow Dash belongs.
rainbow dash a shit
>>26964435
please see
>>26964352
>>26964413
Then in that case, what do you ship, anon?
>>26964430
>>26964443
Nothing.
>>26964412
Eat shit, disgusting dashfag
Rainbow Dash was tied and hanging from the ceiling of an abandoned warehouse. Her front hooves were tied behind her back, along with her wings. She was just napping, minding her own business, and soon afterwards she finds herself danging around a dark and musty room. She does not see her ponynappers face, but a silhouette appears from the bright lights above her revealing a warthog looking at her back. She kicks around trying to break free but no good. Its triple knotted, meaning she cant break free.
"You need to be careful where you sleep. You could end up being captured." taunted the beast.
"What do you want from me?" demanded Dash, kicking at the warthog. "Wait till my friends come and kick your butt!"
"That’s not happening Rainbow!" shouts the warthog. "I waited too long for this moment."
"What do you mean?" Dash asks him
"Years ago, Your dad and I were fierce rivals in competition" he explained to Dash. "He was the best athlete in all of Equestria, but did he care for the others? NO! He was a selfish sports player and never good with the other players. It was always about him, him, HIM! All I ever got was a dumb silver medal while he got the Gold… and the Fillys!" he sobbed. "Now, I got his biggest prize of all… YOU!" He pointed out to her. "and Im going to send him a message!" he advances to the helpless Dash. The sound of gurgling can be heard from his snout.
"Get away from me!" shouted Dash, as she kicked him with her hind leg. The warthog stumbles back, growling.
"Ill make you regret that, Rainbow!" he yells as he grabs something away from her. Dash cringes at what he could possibly could use on her. Finally after a bit of silence, a buzzing goes off. Dash begins to sweat. Her teeth clinched, as the warthog advances to the light, with a buzzing shaver at hand.
"I’m going to send your dad a message you two will never forget!" He snarls as he slowly inches closer to Rainbow. Her eyes widen in fear.
"no… don’t do it!" She screams.
>>26964435
STOP STOP STOP! DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW!
>>26964435
>>26964451
>>26964468
You have no power here shitposter.
>>26964485
"yes!" he responds as he presses the shaver across Rainbows head, Shaving off a big line of her Rainbow mane. The impact results in Rainbow letting off a scream of fear as the warthog continues to work on her once ever flowing mane. Clumps of rainbow falling down as she closes her tearing eyes, shaking her head violently until she gets headlocked into accepting the buzz of the shaver. She begins to sob quietly as she looks down at the raining rainbow mane falling down from her head. Finally, the back of her neck gets shaved down as the shaver turns off. Embarrassed at what her friends would think, she continues to sob as the warthog chuckles at the now bald pony.
>>26964468
>>26964472
This guys butthurt is killing me.
>>26964496
>>26964518
>y-you're so mad!
>dashfags
>>26964520
>>26964570
fixed
>>26964072
I can get behind that.
apology for poor equestria
when were you when sparity dies?
i was sat at home eating oat butter when tvilit ring
‘sparity is kill’
‘yes’
>>26961886
We love you <3
>>26964599
>>26964593
I kek'd
>>26964586
ty anon
>>26964598
>BTFO
What? Killing off Sparity leaves room for Spike to like a girl his own age with even a slight chance of going somewhere.
Rarity was always never ever, but a background filly or a CMC has a legit shot at ending without spikes bitter tears.
>mfw I remember that rainbow dash exists
https://derpiboo.ru/1094475
Thread successfully derailed.
Rainbow Crash BTFO
I don't ship Appledashthat much, but someone had to post it.
Higher res: http://fav.me/d6thsot
>>26964435
fluttershy's nervous face makes this hilarious
snuggles
>>26964772
This thread is comfy as fuck.
All ships are good ships.
>>26964769
Beat you to it.
>>26964713
Now some pinkiedash, my personal fav.
Twilight harem when?
This has to be the shittiest thread I have ever seen on /mlp/
>>26964927
Dashfags are the shittiest kind of people alive
>>26964927
It had the potential to be derailed into anything else Dash related to piss off OP, but nope. Instead we got another shipping general.
>>26964927
Dashfags are the worst.
>>26964927
>>>/letgoofyourhate/
>>26964880
Sure, I can dig it.
>>26964979
>>26965029
Samefag.
>>26965034
He's probably the one anon on /mlp/ who still thinks it's hip to hate RD. He really should just an hero already. Not like anybody would miss him.
I want /mlp/ to approve of my waifu
>>26965086
Approved.
Who is it?
>>26965034
>>26965074
>samefagging this hard
Dashfags are really this retarded, lmao
>>26965148
Dashfags are whatever you want them to be
>>26965148
>>26965213
KEK
E
K
>>26965213
Mad MS paint skills, bro
>>26965236
>>26965242
>being this much in denial
I should stop taking this fucking bait.
>>26964927
Love and tolerate nigger
>>26965265
You really should, anon.
Feel the /love/!
>>26965265
He's an autistic fuck, what do you expect?
>>26965265
>>26965305
Topkek
Dashfags everyone
Gtfo
purest bump
>>26961886
The concept of Rainbow Dash is the only thing that keeps me from a lead smoothie.
Rarara is just as acceptable, and I ask that you mind your manners.
The only proper ships are as follows
Twiliepie
Rarijack
Flutterdash
This is for real and for true, the episodes ship them this way
>>26965715
I disagree with your opinion, but I can certainly see what you're getting at. My ideal ships are:
Twidash
Starburst
I'd still be happy with any of yours canon, though.
>>26965715
>Rarijack
>Flutterdash
Truly the most pleb of pairings.
>>26962083
RaridashAnon, why did you abandon the decent "Rarity tries to ship RD with Anon" comic for that raridash crud?
>>26967723
Because Raridash is clearly more fun. He made the right choice.
>>26964496
My heart would be beating fast too if there were a bone spear two inches from my eye
>>26964285
Truly dark days
>>26964927
It's funny because I've seen worst.
>>26967816
>he
But yeah those comics are adorabs. Can't wait for more.
>>26970693
hrrrg
>>26970716
Fuck just checking she did something for April's fool.
>>26962046
But she doesn't exist, because she's not real.
>>26961886
> Her magic reached her g spot
>>26970693
dat last panel
>>26964892
>>26962000
I don't think your waifu would be happy that you hate her friends, Anon
>>26964367
Every Fluttershy shipping is already irrelevant and will be tagged as adultery when pic related happen.
They are both cunts.
>>26964367
>shipping
Polyamory is Magic, Anon.
>>26972116
My waifu isn't Rarity nor is she friends with Rainbow Cunt
>>26973566
Your waifu is worst pone
I wonder if we'll get another episode with the two of them again. They worked really well in Rarity Investigates.
>>26970741
>>26962255
Doesn't it suck we can't use our legion of faces outside of this board?
>>26973609
no u
>>26964880
What the hell happened to pinkiedash? I remember what it was incredibly popular but a few years ago it like dropped off massively.
>>26967450
No that would be TwiDash, what the hell is that one even based on? Yet its easily the most popular because bandwagon.
>mfw I remember CMC exist
I wish ships that weren't Rarijack, TwiDash, AppleDash and FlutterDash actually had large amounts of dedicated artist.
>>26976516
I wish that there were more authors. The RariDash selection is absurdly tiny.
>>26976473
Straight pairings are growing stronger.
>>26976687
Then the solution is clear: we have to kill all the stallions.
>>26964248
>>26964259
>>26964277
>>26964287
Back to Ponychan, faggots
>>26961886
you cum when you remember RD exists?
>>26977348
Why is it that self-insert bullshit is considered "normal" here but shipping the actual characters here makes you a faggot?
>>26976589
RariDash actually has a decent amount of stories for a mid tier ship, frankly the only ships that really seem to have strong dedicated writing communties around them are AppleDash and TwiDash. Rarijack for all it's dominance in art has the least prolific authors of any major ship (in that I mean they'll write like maybe 1 story a year and are borderline incapable of actually finishing long stories) and FlutterDash's authors just tend to suck.
>>26965645
>Anon
>Having hair
I don't think any of the ponies exist.
>>26964259
2QT4me
>>26961886
>>26961992
>>26962046
>mfw i remembernone of them exists
>>26970741
Last two panels killed me
>>26979350
You thought wrong, schlong
>>26962000
>Speaking the truth to dashfags
>>26979350
Then why do we even go on?
Can anyone explain to me why the Rarity V Rainbow Dash Waifu war is a thing?
>>26981530
Dashfags doesn't feel where line between funposting and shitposting begin(I mean ,you are talking about pony which vector was used to make /pol/pone).
Majority of Rararafags have this musketeer-torero(read snobbish) feel inside of them,even if they aren't aware of it themselves.
>>26981530
Opposing characters have tendency to confront each other.
>>26981530
I was memeing btw
Here's an oldie /mlp/
>>26962000
Tell me about it. 100%adorable.
>>26983726
Faggot.
>>26981569
Rarity and Rainbow always seem to get along really well though, better than Rarity and Applejack and Rainbow and Applejack at least.
>>26976589
Dude, RariDash is probably the 5th or 6th biggest Mane 6 ship in amount of stories, if you really want to suffer through having absolutely nothing get on the ApplePie train.
>>26962000
The ultimate patrician taste.
Ranbow Dash is normalfag garbage.
>>26986894
Shit taste. Rarity is garbage and so are her fans.
>>26986894
>>26987995
Shhhh
I remember when Rarity and Rainbow managed to get 1st and 2nd on both co-current "best" and "worst" pony polls and they had HUNDREDS of votes here.
Hey Hey Hey....
were better than Flutterfags.
Your waifu is trash, son.
Once you come to cope with how much of an annoying whore she is you'll see it the way I do.
>>26990698
>I do
But you're a tasteless faggot.
>>26990707
I'd say I have at least better taste then you in waifu's.Sunhorse is best horse.
All your waifus are shit.
>>26990726
You wanna fucking go, you nigger?
>>26990762
>His waifu isn't biker
I'd say you're shit, anon.
>>26990726
>background character
>waifu
>taste
>>26990773
Okay then faggot who's your waifu
>>26990762
Shutup faggot. Nobody care
>>26990776
Not a horse without character,that's for sure.
>>26990796
>avoiding the question
>>26990796
In the case that it's rarity
>Rarity
>Character
>Implying she has any character outside of whineing like a bitch
>Implying she has any character outside of "OH SHIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GENEROUS ONE, HERE I'LL BE GENEROUS"
Again, Shit Waifu, Shit Taste.
>>26961886
>not enjoying both bluefast and whitewhore
I feel sorry for you son.
>>26990807
There' no reason to answer that question. He'll just go full damage control,something like:
"Oh so you love pone X,hahahahahaha XD ,well ,you see ,she has a character traits I don't like ,therefore it doesn't count as a character as well.Also because of convoluting bullshit I just came up with and my headcanons she's even worse.[put some "mah taste is universal truth" here].So ,as you can see ,you're a bigger faggot than I'm.:^)"
Or just start spamming memes ,if would say it's applehorse.
>>26990807
See what I meant? -- >>26990813
>>26990864
Anon, you just damage controlled harder than I ever could with the post you just made
Congratulations on making yourself into an even bigger faggot.
>>26990878
But, unfortunately, I was right.
>>26990899
Anonymous, you must understand, me pointing out facts about he character you like an I don't happen to like shouldn't bother you unless you don't actually like the character as much as you forced yourself into thinking you do over fanfiction and fan art you've seen of them.
If you legitimately like them as they are written in the show, you would have just said "This is the character I like the most, say what you will, It won't change my opinion because I feel that their character is solid and I appreciate the writing"
But your response was "B-BUT YOU'LL JUST MAKE FUN OF MEEEE"
So I think there's something you're not sharing with the class, Anon.
>>26990762
You obviously have one. who is it?
>>26990767
>Lunafag
faggot.
